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I'm with a friend, 0:04:57.560 --> 0:05:02.400 a lover, an American, a woman that I was celebrated 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:11.000 in a sectary recently with her birthday. It's sexy bachelor day. 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:17.440 My friend Martin Pie, so many things. My name is 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:19.839 Ardham Marine. I'm here with my friend Fortune High Fortune 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:24.360 Hi lover lover, Hi Jackie High lover. Her lover, My 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:28.000 lover is sitting with We've got her foxy lover. You guys, 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:31.480 I have so much fun. You might know Fortune from 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:37.560 the Mindy Project. You might know Fortune from Champions, you 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:40.320 might you might not know. You might know her from 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:43.800 Chelsea Lately, her stand up. You had one of those specials, 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:47.600 the Netflix things. Yeah, they they was in the first season. 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:51.159 They second season, get it. It was like a half 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:54.200 hour six comics to one half hour, so you got 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:58.719 the bigger one. That's good. They cut it down tight too. 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:03.000 Here's a snippet of comedy. Do you know what's your 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:05.080 best one liner? Do you have anything that you want 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:09.719 to promote coming up? Gosh, I'm gonna be in Virginia 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:14.920 Beach and Raleigh, North Carolina, at Cleveland and Columbus coming up. 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:17.440 That's all in just the month of August. That's a lot. 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:20.679 That's a lot. Uh. Yeah, well it's good though. I 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:24.080 went to college and Raleigh. There you go. I love 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:27.640 that accent North Carolina. I got home and I get 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:30.840 to see my college friends. Yeah you do. My mom 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:33.520 of course drops up. Um. I want you to know 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:36.839 that I'll be spending I'm performing at Danny's Nashville this weekend. 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:40.040 That's a great club with my mom. She's coming. She's 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:43.760 going to be on stage this Sunday at two pm. 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:46.479 We're doing the live podcast. Jannet Marien is gonna be 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:50.880 there with Rob Benedict Live Calm submit to be come 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:52.840 up and be h to give your two cents about 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:55.120 the season. But yet Janet Marine from Little Compton Real 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:57.040 Estate will be there. Don't tell my mom, she's gonna 0:06:57.040 --> 0:07:00.560 be so jealous. We also have a woman is giggling, 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:03.080 a woman that I met above a Chinese restaurant that's 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:06.039 now closed, and then I took to a comic bookstore 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:08.520 that's now closed, and what we're going to close down? Whatever? 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:16.080 This tower is the closer. Really, it's the wrong definition 0:07:16.080 --> 0:07:18.600 of the closes. Were actually are the closer? If you 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:21.040 want your venue to shut down, are you ready to 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:23.400 owe a lot of money to a bank and not 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:26.680 have any income coming in? Uh? Anna? Did you have 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:31.920 fun at your at your fancy podcast symposium in PHILLYH Yeah, 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:35.440 I stood out so obnoxiously because you were wearing your 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:39.000 Hawaiian shirt and it was all like white men in 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:41.600 like button downs, and I was like, did I wear 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:45.800 the right out? You look ridiculous? And its like you 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:47.840 used to me, you sound like you like fine. I 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:53.000 went on VACA to a podcast on Philly, and across 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:58.080 from me a woman in her brand new Target Hottermasian shirts, 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:03.040 a woman who's in escrow, A woman who don't fear 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:08.320 her because she's sexier because she's in rows. Hi. Hi, 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:10.280 I'm glad you like my shirt. I though it and 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:12.640 I was like, this was my favorite movie when I 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:15.000 was a kid, of course, and I had to buy it. 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:20.040 So Jack Jack loves Target shirt. They've gotten better and better, 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:22.720 And I keep thinking, isn't lame? Like if I find 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:25.520 like a Ramos T shirt and Target there was a 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:28.480 smart shopping. I bought a Smokey the Bear shirt. I 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:31.040 bought one with pineapples on it. I want a smoking 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:33.960 in the bandit shirt from Target. That's kids out there. 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:36.040 Google Burt Reynolds and that's how you do it. We 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:38.640 got a little titty drip and we read on water 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:41.680 on all right. Before we get started, I want to say, 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:45.600 generally they tell all episodes are not good. I give 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:49.480 this one five gold stars. I loved it. Yeah, it was, 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:53.160 it was. It was definitely very interesting. Before we get 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:55.360 going overall, how are you feeling about the season. How 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:57.199 do you feel about Becca as a bachelorette? Who do 0:08:57.240 --> 0:08:59.640 you think she's gonna pick? Etcetera? Except I did. I 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:03.720 wasn't into it until like two episodes ago. It's been 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:07.120 kind of a snoop. Was a giant snooze. I was like, 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:11.880 she's being boring. They're being born. And then I think 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:15.640 once it hit hometown, it started to get juice here. 0:09:15.760 --> 0:09:19.200 I mean, and like Sweeter I got, I like legit 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:22.960 a little tiad when she let go Jason, I didn't 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:28.480 like him at first. I thought he was like back thing, 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:31.600 and then he was I just wished for your happy 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:35.680 just although well, I guess we'll get to I mean, 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:39.560 he don't like I keep going back and forth about 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:42.120 like sometimes I'm like, oh, he really loved her, and 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:45.120 then other times I was like, oh, he didn't. It's 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:48.400 when they're doing with him. Clearly they're kind of grooming 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.920 him to be they're auditioning him to be the back. 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:54.080 I don't think he should be. Who do you think 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:56.840 it should be? I thought they were going to go 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:59.120 with Colton, but then they put him on Bachelor in Paradise, 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:01.000 so clearly he's could be the one, but and he 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:02.720 would be a little bored. I think he might be 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:09.040 a turd. Really, I think he might. Actually I think 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:11.320 he might be a virgin Church. I think I don't 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:13.240 think he's a turd. I think, like he said, he's 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:18.760 boring and he has the look they want, but not 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:23.120 the personality to it. He's talking the fact that like 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:26.360 he got that upset by the golden on. He's just like, dude, 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:29.320 she gave him golden underpants. He was fun like, would 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:33.080 you go, oh, thank you? And then like like the 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:35.600 fact that it rattled him that much. I'm like, dude, 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:38.520 get a sense of humor. Yeah, yeah, I mean he 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:41.560 would just be That's why I don't think. Yeah, I 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:44.200 don't trust him. I think he did go on for Tia. 0:10:44.360 --> 0:10:46.920 I think he just wants to be famous, Jackie, what 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:49.800 do you think? I don't trust him. He feels she 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:52.959 wants to be a sports commentator, you know, so this 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:56.040 is like his way of getting that, you know, fame. 0:10:56.240 --> 0:10:58.440 I thought it was too convenient that Tia showed up 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:03.959 right before the fantasy. Jorda pointed out, my favorite is 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:06.520 he not the greatest character that's ever been on scripted 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:14.200 or a reality? I hate him so freaking ridiculous. Think 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:16.959 he's not real, but he's got to be an actor 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:19.440 that they were like, yay, you'd be kind of interesting. 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:22.320 Any actor is that good? Really? I think he's actually 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:25.480 mentally ill. And when I kept saying, I wasn't trying 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:27.920 to be funny. I think he might actually have some damage. 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:30.000 But do you think he really refers themselves as a 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:35.240 male model in life? I think when model, I'm a model. 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:37.319 That's why he lives in Florida because you can get 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:42.680 away with that. Intil last year. I think when you 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:46.360 hear like when thousands of people on swipes, when that 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:49.520 was amazing. When you hear about like when he finally 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:52.120 did break down, he heard about his hard childhood, like 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:54.480 and that he grew up with nothing and his mother 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:57.679 was mentally ill, part of me felt like he constructed 0:11:57.760 --> 0:12:00.240 like if I look okay on the outside, I'm okay 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:02.200 on the inside. Like it just like so there's a 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:04.160 part of me that actually feels like they found this 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:09.200 one magical, slightly broken toy. That's like that's like I 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:12.680 actually think he believes. I actually think he believed. Now 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:14.360 I think he's starting he's going to start to play 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:17.360 the part of Jordan's on like Paradise. But it's always 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:20.800 like Daniel the Canadian the first season, we got it. 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:23.960 That's a good point purity of like the weird insanity 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:26.360 and then they know people like when I do this, 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:32.080 and then they'll thrive in Bachelor because that show, because 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:35.360 it's not as much about like getting married, it's about 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:39.520 who's the craziest dude that is the greatest. And we 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:42.880 didn't a good season lafter last season got taken from 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:45.400 us and now we're back to the fun. But it 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:48.880 got taken, but then get reinstated. It got reinstated and 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:52.520 we got Raven and Adam got engaged. Guys, that's true, 0:12:52.720 --> 0:13:01.120 but all the fun for real deep, you know what, 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:03.680 it got taken from us, and then all the hookups happened, 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:05.640 like in the hotel in Dallas while they were waiting 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:08.920 for the investigation day. You don't know, you know who 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:14.160 just broke up though, Taylor and Derek, they just broke up. 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:16.840 She should have hung onto that sweetpee. Well, I don't. 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:19.839 I didn't read why that you know what they read. 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:22.600 I was rooting for them, but then you have actually 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:27.240 in h God, I can't she got who thought that 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:33.720 was gonna happen? She he gave into his captor. If 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:38.200 you just give into the captor, Wow, she wasn't Stockholm. 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:40.880 That's a whole other season coming up. So god, you 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:43.840 know they're going to get a show that or they 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:46.760 at least get their wedding on television. Sure, for sure. 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:51.320 But the reason I was singing that back to Jason, right, Hair, 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.800 I'm sorry for drinking tea. Guys. The reason why I 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:57.560 kept going back and forth about him is that when 0:13:57.600 --> 0:14:01.760 he was like when they put on the couch and 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:06.679 they first started showing clips of them, he was like laughing, smiling, 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:09.920 like like and you're just like, that's not a hurt person. 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:13.679 And then then they started playing the sadder person. Then 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:16.800 he looks sad, but then it was like, you know, 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:18.760 I just wanted to be happy, and then it's like 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:21.040 I love to be friends. Canna have a hug. That's 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:26.800 not This is my theory is that he wants to 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:28.960 that he knows he's in the running to be the Bachelor. 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:32.080 And they made Becca do that too with Lauren, that 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:34.760 like they know if they're in the running that they 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:36.760 have to be over it. And just like I think 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:40.760 he's auditioning if she picks dumb Garrett and then it's 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:44.640 down to Blake and Jason. I think he's doing his best. 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.360 I don't think Blake can do it. Blake's too emotional. 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:50.920 Every time he to break up, He's gonna die if 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:54.040 he doesn't get picked. Honestly, who's she going to pick 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:57.160 before we go? So you clearly don't like Garrett. Well, 0:14:57.200 --> 0:15:01.320 Garrett is like a like he's like homophobic, he like 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:07.400 doesn't believe the Parkland like crisis actors. But but but 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:10.720 did he Now the controversy with him was that he 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:15.200 liked post that said these things. There's a lot though 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:17.760 there was like about it was a lot like like 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:19.920 the one like there was like a border guard throwing 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:24.680 a child over the wall. Like he liked it a 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:28.320 lot of it because he's so likable. He's dumb as 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:31.080 it's something. He's the most likable race. And she's there's 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.400 a picture of her from a long time ago on 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:38.200 Instagram giving a Trump signed the finger. Yeah, she's like 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:41.000 a public Hillary supporter. Yeah, and so like you have 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:43.600 to wonder in this day and age, when you're meeting 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:48.000 someone and you're dating, do you have to be like 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:52.440 are you public? I don't get like they're meeting from 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:55.720 people from all over, Like you find out he's from 0:15:55.800 --> 0:15:58.520 like Farmland, Like, how do you not need to be 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:03.000 fair to him? Like her picker? He has come off 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:05.600 he was sweet with all the guys he was He 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:09.760 didn't usually if somebody act like usually the racist leaks 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:13.040 the raks like like he that was confusing, and you're like, oh, honey, 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:15.600 we know all this stuff this guy because I did 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:26.280 a deep dive on his legs. He's fresh racist. He's 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:30.040 a that's what confusing, Like, you know, like, so you're 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:34.200 pulling over Blake, Yeah, but Blake, But Blake seems like 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:39.920 I don't understand. I mean, if I didn't know all 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:42.840 this stuff about it. Aside from his like liking of 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:45.800 the kids getting through it, he's also he's look, he 0:16:45.840 --> 0:16:47.560 feels he's he feels like he's been kicked in the 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:50.320 head by a horse. He's so don so, so take 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:53.320 all the lights aside, because we have not sat him down, 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:55.520 we don't know what side. And you know what, maybe 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:57.320 he grew up in a very We did see his 0:16:57.400 --> 0:17:00.040 dad make fun of a mentally handicapped persons. We did it. 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:06.639 Oh my god, I must have missed this occupy. So 0:17:06.800 --> 0:17:10.800 he did that in the background, Like I vaguely remember 0:17:10.880 --> 0:17:13.800 that now it was almost and I just kept kind 0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:19.520 of thinking, well, that was a joke that fell. Maybe 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:23.760 he was Maybe he was. He seems sweet. Maybe he's 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:26.840 not a bad guy, just like a little have been 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:30.120 exposed to other Like, he didn't seem like a bad guy. 0:17:30.680 --> 0:17:33.440 He might just have not been exposed. Yeah, and that's 0:17:33.520 --> 0:17:35.800 can he can come around. That's why a lot of 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:39.720 people suffer from in that regard, is that the lack 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:42.720 of exposure. I would hope that this would have But 0:17:42.840 --> 0:17:45.679 she seems a more woman of the world. He doesn't 0:17:45.720 --> 0:17:47.680 seem that bright. I don't. I'm like, what are you 0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:53.040 going to do? Live on a farm? Isn't that when 0:17:53.080 --> 0:17:55.760 he says all I want, I die and all I 0:17:55.840 --> 0:17:57.960 want and me and then we go and it's the 0:17:58.040 --> 0:18:01.080 happiest day in my life and and all's I wanted. 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:04.000 I just keep wondering if he has said alls I 0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:06.800 want in front of her, because that might be like 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:10.399 the deal breaker. That's a deal breaker. That's a deal breaker. 0:18:12.800 --> 0:18:16.280 As I want. I'm kind of a beast, you know. 0:18:16.359 --> 0:18:19.800 I'm disgusting. I'm disgusting my brother I got I have 0:18:20.240 --> 0:18:23.840 literally the grossest eater. But it's the fourth Jacks didn't 0:18:23.880 --> 0:18:27.480 see me eat until like a month into us. No, 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:32.600 I can't stay not stained. And I like to ease 0:18:32.720 --> 0:18:35.479 my hands. And if I don't like to eat at 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:38.560 the table, and I licked the bowl with my fingers, 0:18:39.200 --> 0:18:43.359 and I wear and I wear an apron to cover 0:18:43.680 --> 0:18:48.640 my unforble eating. I wear like an apron. And it's 0:18:48.720 --> 0:18:51.480 truly what it's like an animal that is like I 0:18:51.600 --> 0:18:54.840 went to boarding school and there was like I went, 0:18:55.000 --> 0:18:56.240 you have high school in my town. I went to 0:18:56.280 --> 0:18:58.440 boarding school and it's like, so it would be like 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:01.760 fifteen golden break tree vers that you have to eat 0:19:01.800 --> 0:19:04.000 really fast because all the kid's hands will just be 0:19:04.160 --> 0:19:07.640 in your plate. I'm like a defensive and my dad 0:19:07.720 --> 0:19:09.760 would just like he wouldn't he with the family. He 0:19:10.359 --> 0:19:13.440 he thought that he couldn't gain weight if he ate. 0:19:15.560 --> 0:19:17.200 He would just eat off of your like if it 0:19:17.320 --> 0:19:20.159 wasn't his food, it didn't count. It would eat with 0:19:20.240 --> 0:19:23.560 his little I'm a defensive I'm going to eat it 0:19:23.640 --> 0:19:27.200 before you take my food. Hometown didn't have a high school. 0:19:27.320 --> 0:19:29.640 Oh no, not even close. We didn't have a stoplight. 0:19:30.400 --> 0:19:32.680 What we don't have a stop How many people living 0:19:32.720 --> 0:19:37.200 that you would have been perfect for the Bachelor a 0:19:37.280 --> 0:19:40.639 little How can you imagine them that would have totally 0:19:40.640 --> 0:19:43.000 allowed visiting your home. They would have loved it, Oh 0:19:43.080 --> 0:19:46.560 my god, the Solis. Yes, it would have been like 0:19:46.840 --> 0:19:49.480 I feel like they would have like a higher murdered 0:19:50.720 --> 0:19:55.320 poor guy. He just disappeared in jail. You think he 0:19:55.359 --> 0:20:02.240 get away with I don't know or guy. Yeah, that 0:20:02.320 --> 0:20:04.040 was the whole problem. I remember I read somewhere that 0:20:04.119 --> 0:20:06.280 they would go to film on his farm during his 0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:11.359 season and his tractor would be sorry, I had to 0:20:11.440 --> 0:20:13.840 drink a t Guys. Gosh, you guys will find all 0:20:13.880 --> 0:20:18.320 the scoop out in so deep, too deep, guys, when 0:20:18.400 --> 0:20:20.960 you have to bachelor a podcast or bachelor people. I 0:20:21.080 --> 0:20:23.480 guess that girls like, oh, I gotta get out of here. 0:20:23.720 --> 0:20:26.240 But like once somebody's proposing you on TV, you have 0:20:26.359 --> 0:20:30.280 to say, yes, which one are we talking about? Yeah? 0:20:31.040 --> 0:20:33.480 But because she, you know, she she want to know this. 0:20:34.000 --> 0:20:36.680 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm stuck on this farm. There 0:20:36.800 --> 0:20:38.880 is if you guys are ever, Let's say you break 0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:41.840 a femur and you're stuck in bed for like five months, 0:20:42.640 --> 0:20:45.159 try and go online and buy on iTunes. It was 0:20:45.480 --> 0:20:48.200 only three seasons long. I was on CMT. It was 0:20:48.280 --> 0:20:51.399 called sweeth Home, Alabama. It was twelve city guys in 0:20:51.440 --> 0:20:55.760 twelve country guys looking for their cowgirl. It was the 0:20:56.040 --> 0:20:58.399 greatest and the farmer. So they brought in like the 0:20:58.600 --> 0:21:00.600 they run in like the cast of the Jersey Shore. 0:21:00.640 --> 0:21:03.360 But then the farmers were actually like real hot, lonely farmers. 0:21:03.880 --> 0:21:06.680 There was this one named Bubba who was so fucking hot. 0:21:06.800 --> 0:21:09.840 He had like his Oh god, it was the greatest 0:21:10.119 --> 0:21:13.600 dating show ever. And so here we are, we're at Mentell. 0:21:13.680 --> 0:21:15.960 All we get with lots of very exciting all the 0:21:16.040 --> 0:21:19.560 previous Bachelor in Paradise for some Bibiana, Kenny, Kenny the King, 0:21:20.880 --> 0:21:24.840 um all right, and then we get uh so, then oh, 0:21:25.080 --> 0:21:27.200 I have to say this is this should go up top. 0:21:27.280 --> 0:21:30.160 But I'm gonna say it here. My show on Netflix 0:21:30.240 --> 0:21:34.600 comes out August tenth, Insatiable with Sarah Colone and Debbie 0:21:34.760 --> 0:21:38.840 Ryan and Alissa Milano. It's gonna be Friday, August tenth. 0:21:39.000 --> 0:21:41.919 All the episodes drop. It's so fun and I am 0:21:42.000 --> 0:21:45.680 a rascal on We just saw the billboard for it 0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:52.359 on Melrose kind of near uh right path east of uh. 0:21:53.480 --> 0:21:55.160 I gotta go see it. A bunch of I haven't 0:21:55.160 --> 0:21:59.440 seen any yet. Um So, then I didn't recognize some 0:21:59.520 --> 0:22:03.080 of the people that we're in the Bachelor Paradise. Yeah, 0:22:03.680 --> 0:22:06.360 I don't. Then there were people I'm like, I don't 0:22:06.400 --> 0:22:10.080 know who the like, I don't know the gross gross. 0:22:10.320 --> 0:22:13.160 I can't even say grocery store Joe. Let's talk about 0:22:13.240 --> 0:22:16.479 grocery store Joe. He has no personality. Oh my god, 0:22:16.520 --> 0:22:18.959 I thought he was a door. People are obsessing him 0:22:19.040 --> 0:22:22.480 for literally no reason. I like, he actually felt and 0:22:22.520 --> 0:22:26.320 it was his accent. He didn't. I like that. When 0:22:26.320 --> 0:22:28.000 I talked to Chris Harrison, He's like, well, I don't 0:22:28.040 --> 0:22:29.640 know you that well. I mean, you seem all right. 0:22:30.359 --> 0:22:32.359 He's such a Chicago like, well, I don't know what. 0:22:33.400 --> 0:22:35.399 It seemed pretty cool, like how was your time on 0:22:35.560 --> 0:22:38.240 the Bachelor? It was horrible? I mean just horrible. And 0:22:38.400 --> 0:22:41.040 I went home the first day that was going to 0:22:41.119 --> 0:22:43.600