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Speaker 1: I'm here, guys, Friday night, and by that I mean
Speaker 1: Tuesday night, Hie in a tower in Hollywood that somebody
Speaker 1: pays for. That's how I like it. I'm with a friend,
Speaker 1: a lover, an American, a woman that I was celebrated
Speaker 1: in a sectary recently with her birthday. It's sexy bachelor day.
Speaker 1: My friend Martin Pie, so many things. My name is
Speaker 1: Ardham Marine. I'm here with my friend Fortune High Fortune
Speaker 1: Hi lover lover, Hi Jackie High lover. Her lover, My
Speaker 1: lover is sitting with We've got her foxy lover. You guys,
Speaker 1: I have so much fun. You might know Fortune from
Speaker 1: the Mindy Project. You might know Fortune from Champions, you
Speaker 1: might you might not know. You might know her from
Speaker 1: Chelsea Lately, her stand up. You had one of those specials,
Speaker 1: the Netflix things. Yeah, they they was in the first season.
Speaker 1: They second season, get it. It was like a half
Speaker 1: hour six comics to one half hour, so you got
Speaker 1: the bigger one. That's good. They cut it down tight too.
Speaker 1: Here's a snippet of comedy. Do you know what's your
Speaker 1: best one liner? Do you have anything that you want
Speaker 1: to promote coming up? Gosh, I'm gonna be in Virginia
Speaker 1: Beach and Raleigh, North Carolina, at Cleveland and Columbus coming up.
Speaker 1: That's all in just the month of August. That's a lot.
Speaker 1: That's a lot. Uh. Yeah, well it's good though. I
Speaker 1: went to college and Raleigh. There you go. I love
Speaker 1: that accent North Carolina. I got home and I get
Speaker 1: to see my college friends. Yeah you do. My mom
Speaker 1: of course drops up. Um. I want you to know
Speaker 1: that I'll be spending I'm performing at Danny's Nashville this weekend.
Speaker 1: That's a great club with my mom. She's coming. She's
Speaker 1: going to be on stage this Sunday at two pm.
Speaker 1: We're doing the live podcast. Jannet Marien is gonna be
Speaker 1: there with Rob Benedict Live Calm submit to be come
Speaker 1: up and be h to give your two cents about
Speaker 1: the season. But yet Janet Marine from Little Compton Real
Speaker 1: Estate will be there. Don't tell my mom, she's gonna
Speaker 1: be so jealous. We also have a woman is giggling,
Speaker 1: a woman that I met above a Chinese restaurant that's
Speaker 1: now closed, and then I took to a comic bookstore
Speaker 1: that's now closed, and what we're going to close down? Whatever?
Speaker 1: This tower is the closer. Really, it's the wrong definition
Speaker 1: of the closes. Were actually are the closer? If you
Speaker 1: want your venue to shut down, are you ready to
Speaker 1: owe a lot of money to a bank and not
Speaker 1: have any income coming in? Uh? Anna? Did you have
Speaker 1: fun at your at your fancy podcast symposium in PHILLYH Yeah,
Speaker 1: I stood out so obnoxiously because you were wearing your
Speaker 1: Hawaiian shirt and it was all like white men in
Speaker 1: like button downs, and I was like, did I wear
Speaker 1: the right out? You look ridiculous? And its like you
Speaker 1: used to me, you sound like you like fine. I
Speaker 1: went on VACA to a podcast on Philly, and across
Speaker 1: from me a woman in her brand new Target Hottermasian shirts,
Speaker 1: a woman who's in escrow, A woman who don't fear
Speaker 1: her because she's sexier because she's in rows. Hi. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you like my shirt. I though it and
Speaker 1: I was like, this was my favorite movie when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, of course, and I had to buy it.
Speaker 1: So Jack Jack loves Target shirt. They've gotten better and better,
Speaker 1: And I keep thinking, isn't lame? Like if I find
Speaker 1: like a Ramos T shirt and Target there was a
Speaker 1: smart shopping. I bought a Smokey the Bear shirt. I
Speaker 1: bought one with pineapples on it. I want a smoking
Speaker 1: in the bandit shirt from Target. That's kids out there.
Speaker 1: Google Burt Reynolds and that's how you do it. We
Speaker 1: got a little titty drip and we read on water
Speaker 1: on all right. Before we get started, I want to say,
Speaker 1: generally they tell all episodes are not good. I give
Speaker 1: this one five gold stars. I loved it. Yeah, it was,
Speaker 1: it was. It was definitely very interesting. Before we get
Speaker 1: going overall, how are you feeling about the season. How
Speaker 1: do you feel about Becca as a bachelorette? Who do
Speaker 1: you think she's gonna pick? Etcetera? Except I did. I
Speaker 1: wasn't into it until like two episodes ago. It's been
Speaker 1: kind of a snoop. Was a giant snooze. I was like,
Speaker 1: she's being boring. They're being born. And then I think
Speaker 1: once it hit hometown, it started to get juice here.
Speaker 1: I mean, and like Sweeter I got, I like legit
Speaker 1: a little tiad when she let go Jason, I didn't
Speaker 1: like him at first. I thought he was like back thing,
Speaker 1: and then he was I just wished for your happy
Speaker 1: just although well, I guess we'll get to I mean,
Speaker 1: he don't like I keep going back and forth about
Speaker 1: like sometimes I'm like, oh, he really loved her, and
Speaker 1: then other times I was like, oh, he didn't. It's
Speaker 1: when they're doing with him. Clearly they're kind of grooming
Speaker 1: him to be they're auditioning him to be the back.
Speaker 1: I don't think he should be. Who do you think
Speaker 1: it should be? I thought they were going to go
Speaker 1: with Colton, but then they put him on Bachelor in Paradise,
Speaker 1: so clearly he's could be the one, but and he
Speaker 1: would be a little bored. I think he might be
Speaker 1: a turd. Really, I think he might. Actually I think
Speaker 1: he might be a virgin Church. I think I don't
Speaker 1: think he's a turd. I think, like he said, he's
Speaker 1: boring and he has the look they want, but not
Speaker 1: the personality to it. He's talking the fact that like
Speaker 1: he got that upset by the golden on. He's just like, dude,
Speaker 1: she gave him golden underpants. He was fun like, would
Speaker 1: you go, oh, thank you? And then like like the
Speaker 1: fact that it rattled him that much. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: get a sense of humor. Yeah, yeah, I mean he
Speaker 1: would just be That's why I don't think. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't trust him. I think he did go on for Tia.
Speaker 1: I think he just wants to be famous, Jackie, what
Speaker 1: do you think? I don't trust him. He feels she
Speaker 1: wants to be a sports commentator, you know, so this
Speaker 1: is like his way of getting that, you know, fame.
Speaker 1: I thought it was too convenient that Tia showed up
Speaker 1: right before the fantasy. Jorda pointed out, my favorite is
Speaker 1: he not the greatest character that's ever been on scripted
Speaker 1: or a reality? I hate him so freaking ridiculous. Think
Speaker 1: he's not real, but he's got to be an actor
Speaker 1: that they were like, yay, you'd be kind of interesting.
Speaker 1: Any actor is that good? Really? I think he's actually
Speaker 1: mentally ill. And when I kept saying, I wasn't trying
Speaker 1: to be funny. I think he might actually have some damage.
Speaker 1: But do you think he really refers themselves as a
Speaker 1: male model in life? I think when model, I'm a model.
Speaker 1: That's why he lives in Florida because you can get
Speaker 1: away with that. Intil last year. I think when you
Speaker 1: hear like when thousands of people on swipes, when that
Speaker 1: was amazing. When you hear about like when he finally
Speaker 1: did break down, he heard about his hard childhood, like
Speaker 1: and that he grew up with nothing and his mother
Speaker 1: was mentally ill, part of me felt like he constructed
Speaker 1: like if I look okay on the outside, I'm okay
Speaker 1: on the inside. Like it just like so there's a
Speaker 1: part of me that actually feels like they found this
Speaker 1: one magical, slightly broken toy. That's like that's like I
Speaker 1: actually think he believes. I actually think he believed. Now
Speaker 1: I think he's starting he's going to start to play
Speaker 1: the part of Jordan's on like Paradise. But it's always
Speaker 1: like Daniel the Canadian the first season, we got it.
Speaker 1: That's a good point purity of like the weird insanity
Speaker 1: and then they know people like when I do this,
Speaker 1: and then they'll thrive in Bachelor because that show, because
Speaker 1: it's not as much about like getting married, it's about
Speaker 1: who's the craziest dude that is the greatest. And we
Speaker 1: didn't a good season lafter last season got taken from
Speaker 1: us and now we're back to the fun. But it
Speaker 1: got taken, but then get reinstated. It got reinstated and
Speaker 1: we got Raven and Adam got engaged. Guys, that's true,
Speaker 1: but all the fun for real deep, you know what,
Speaker 1: it got taken from us, and then all the hookups happened,
Speaker 1: like in the hotel in Dallas while they were waiting
Speaker 1: for the investigation day. You don't know, you know who
Speaker 1: just broke up though, Taylor and Derek, they just broke up.
Speaker 1: She should have hung onto that sweetpee. Well, I don't.
Speaker 1: I didn't read why that you know what they read.
Speaker 1: I was rooting for them, but then you have actually
Speaker 1: in h God, I can't she got who thought that
Speaker 1: was gonna happen? She he gave into his captor. If
Speaker 1: you just give into the captor, Wow, she wasn't Stockholm.
Speaker 1: That's a whole other season coming up. So god, you
Speaker 1: know they're going to get a show that or they
Speaker 1: at least get their wedding on television. Sure, for sure.
Speaker 1: But the reason I was singing that back to Jason, right, Hair,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for drinking tea. Guys. The reason why I
Speaker 1: kept going back and forth about him is that when
Speaker 1: he was like when they put on the couch and
Speaker 1: they first started showing clips of them, he was like laughing, smiling,
Speaker 1: like like and you're just like, that's not a hurt person.
Speaker 1: And then then they started playing the sadder person. Then
Speaker 1: he looks sad, but then it was like, you know,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to be happy, and then it's like
Speaker 1: I love to be friends. Canna have a hug. That's
Speaker 1: not This is my theory is that he wants to
Speaker 1: that he knows he's in the running to be the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: And they made Becca do that too with Lauren, that
Speaker 1: like they know if they're in the running that they
Speaker 1: have to be over it. And just like I think
Speaker 1: he's auditioning if she picks dumb Garrett and then it's
Speaker 1: down to Blake and Jason. I think he's doing his best.
Speaker 1: I don't think Blake can do it. Blake's too emotional.
Speaker 1: Every time he to break up, He's gonna die if
Speaker 1: he doesn't get picked. Honestly, who's she going to pick
Speaker 1: before we go? So you clearly don't like Garrett. Well,
Speaker 1: Garrett is like a like he's like homophobic, he like
Speaker 1: doesn't believe the Parkland like crisis actors. But but but
Speaker 1: did he Now the controversy with him was that he
Speaker 1: liked post that said these things. There's a lot though
Speaker 1: there was like about it was a lot like like
Speaker 1: the one like there was like a border guard throwing
Speaker 1: a child over the wall. Like he liked it a
Speaker 1: lot of it because he's so likable. He's dumb as
Speaker 1: it's something. He's the most likable race. And she's there's
Speaker 1: a picture of her from a long time ago on
Speaker 1: Instagram giving a Trump signed the finger. Yeah, she's like
Speaker 1: a public Hillary supporter. Yeah, and so like you have
Speaker 1: to wonder in this day and age, when you're meeting
Speaker 1: someone and you're dating, do you have to be like
Speaker 1: are you public? I don't get like they're meeting from
Speaker 1: people from all over, Like you find out he's from
Speaker 1: like Farmland, Like, how do you not need to be
Speaker 1: fair to him? Like her picker? He has come off
Speaker 1: he was sweet with all the guys he was He
Speaker 1: didn't usually if somebody act like usually the racist leaks
Speaker 1: the raks like like he that was confusing, and you're like, oh, honey,
Speaker 1: we know all this stuff this guy because I did
Speaker 1: a deep dive on his legs. He's fresh racist. He's
Speaker 1: a that's what confusing, Like, you know, like, so you're
Speaker 1: pulling over Blake, Yeah, but Blake, But Blake seems like
Speaker 1: I don't understand. I mean, if I didn't know all
Speaker 1: this stuff about it. Aside from his like liking of
Speaker 1: the kids getting through it, he's also he's look, he
Speaker 1: feels he's he feels like he's been kicked in the
Speaker 1: head by a horse. He's so don so, so take
Speaker 1: all the lights aside, because we have not sat him down,
Speaker 1: we don't know what side. And you know what, maybe
Speaker 1: he grew up in a very We did see his
Speaker 1: dad make fun of a mentally handicapped persons. We did it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I must have missed this occupy. So
Speaker 1: he did that in the background, Like I vaguely remember
Speaker 1: that now it was almost and I just kept kind
Speaker 1: of thinking, well, that was a joke that fell. Maybe
Speaker 1: he was Maybe he was. He seems sweet. Maybe he's
Speaker 1: not a bad guy, just like a little have been
Speaker 1: exposed to other Like, he didn't seem like a bad guy.
Speaker 1: He might just have not been exposed. Yeah, and that's
Speaker 1: can he can come around. That's why a lot of
Speaker 1: people suffer from in that regard, is that the lack
Speaker 1: of exposure. I would hope that this would have But
Speaker 1: she seems a more woman of the world. He doesn't
Speaker 1: seem that bright. I don't. I'm like, what are you
Speaker 1: going to do? Live on a farm? Isn't that when
Speaker 1: he says all I want, I die and all I
Speaker 1: want and me and then we go and it's the
Speaker 1: happiest day in my life and and all's I wanted.
Speaker 1: I just keep wondering if he has said alls I
Speaker 1: want in front of her, because that might be like
Speaker 1: the deal breaker. That's a deal breaker. That's a deal breaker.
Speaker 1: As I want. I'm kind of a beast, you know.
Speaker 1: I'm disgusting. I'm disgusting my brother I got I have
Speaker 1: literally the grossest eater. But it's the fourth Jacks didn't
Speaker 1: see me eat until like a month into us. No,
Speaker 1: I can't stay not stained. And I like to ease
Speaker 1: my hands. And if I don't like to eat at
Speaker 1: the table, and I licked the bowl with my fingers,
Speaker 1: and I wear and I wear an apron to cover
Speaker 1: my unforble eating. I wear like an apron. And it's
Speaker 1: truly what it's like an animal that is like I
Speaker 1: went to boarding school and there was like I went,
Speaker 1: you have high school in my town. I went to
Speaker 1: boarding school and it's like, so it would be like
Speaker 1: fifteen golden break tree vers that you have to eat
Speaker 1: really fast because all the kid's hands will just be
Speaker 1: in your plate. I'm like a defensive and my dad
Speaker 1: would just like he wouldn't he with the family. He
Speaker 1: he thought that he couldn't gain weight if he ate.
Speaker 1: He would just eat off of your like if it
Speaker 1: wasn't his food, it didn't count. It would eat with
Speaker 1: his little I'm a defensive I'm going to eat it
Speaker 1: before you take my food. Hometown didn't have a high school.
Speaker 1: Oh no, not even close. We didn't have a stoplight.
Speaker 1: What we don't have a stop How many people living
Speaker 1: that you would have been perfect for the Bachelor a
Speaker 1: little How can you imagine them that would have totally
Speaker 1: allowed visiting your home. They would have loved it, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, the Solis. Yes, it would have been like
Speaker 1: I feel like they would have like a higher murdered
Speaker 1: poor guy. He just disappeared in jail. You think he
Speaker 1: get away with I don't know or guy. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was the whole problem. I remember I read somewhere that
Speaker 1: they would go to film on his farm during his
Speaker 1: season and his tractor would be sorry, I had to
Speaker 1: drink a t Guys. Gosh, you guys will find all
Speaker 1: the scoop out in so deep, too deep, guys, when
Speaker 1: you have to bachelor a podcast or bachelor people. I
Speaker 1: guess that girls like, oh, I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1: But like once somebody's proposing you on TV, you have
Speaker 1: to say, yes, which one are we talking about? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But because she, you know, she she want to know this.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm stuck on this farm. There
Speaker 1: is if you guys are ever, Let's say you break
Speaker 1: a femur and you're stuck in bed for like five months,
Speaker 1: try and go online and buy on iTunes. It was
Speaker 1: only three seasons long. I was on CMT. It was
Speaker 1: called sweeth Home, Alabama. It was twelve city guys in
Speaker 1: twelve country guys looking for their cowgirl. It was the
Speaker 1: greatest and the farmer. So they brought in like the
Speaker 1: they run in like the cast of the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 1: But then the farmers were actually like real hot, lonely farmers.
Speaker 1: There was this one named Bubba who was so fucking hot.
Speaker 1: He had like his Oh god, it was the greatest
Speaker 1: dating show ever. And so here we are, we're at Mentell.
Speaker 1: All we get with lots of very exciting all the
Speaker 1: previous Bachelor in Paradise for some Bibiana, Kenny, Kenny the King,
Speaker 1: um all right, and then we get uh so, then oh,
Speaker 1: I have to say this is this should go up top.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna say it here. My show on Netflix
Speaker 1: comes out August tenth, Insatiable with Sarah Colone and Debbie
Speaker 1: Ryan and Alissa Milano. It's gonna be Friday, August tenth.
Speaker 1: All the episodes drop. It's so fun and I am
Speaker 1: a rascal on We just saw the billboard for it
Speaker 1: on Melrose kind of near uh right path east of uh.
Speaker 1: I gotta go see it. A bunch of I haven't
Speaker 1: seen any yet. Um So, then I didn't recognize some
Speaker 1: of the people that we're in the Bachelor Paradise. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. Then there were people I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: know who the like, I don't know the gross gross.
Speaker 1: I can't even say grocery store Joe. Let's talk about
Speaker 1: grocery store Joe. He has no personality. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I thought he was a door. People are obsessing him
Speaker 1: for literally no reason. I like, he actually felt and
Speaker 1: it was his accent. He didn't. I like that. When
Speaker 1: I talked to Chris Harrison, He's like, well, I don't
Speaker 1: know you that well. I mean, you seem all right.
Speaker 1: He's such a Chicago like, well, I don't know what.
Speaker 1: It seemed pretty cool, like how was your time on
Speaker 1: the Bachelor? It was horrible? I mean just horrible. And
Speaker 1: I went home the first day that was going to
Speaker 1: be bad but ended up being great. And that was it.
Speaker 1: It was like what people just want their pictures take it.
Speaker 1: It's pretty awesome. I wonder if his grocery store is booming.
Speaker 1: I bet his movie and now he's seen me a
Speaker 1: Paradise it's probably I don't know why. Everyone, You know,
Speaker 1: the thing is that he's in a very positive light
Speaker 1: right now, you're going Bachelor in Paradise. The last night
Speaker 1: that last year, at this time, we did after the end,
Speaker 1: we did Outside Lands and Dean came and turned on him.
Speaker 1: Dean had just come off of so Dina just come
Speaker 1: off of like Rachel breaking his heart, the hometown visit
Speaker 1: with his dad, and um, he was beloved. He was beloved,
Speaker 1: and he keeps he kept saying to us that he was.
Speaker 1: He said, just you wait, just to where they're going
Speaker 1: to be so mad at me, just because he's already
Speaker 1: filmed Paradise, so he knew there was like a window,
Speaker 1: but he kind of got back in and so good looking,
Speaker 1: that's what happened. He's the prettiest one of all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you've seen a lot of them in person, would
Speaker 1: you agree, Dean, Yeah, that's pretty cute. But he's you know,
Speaker 1: I've never seen him in person. Yeah, is he cute?
Speaker 1: He's very cute. Yeah I heard that. I heard he's
Speaker 1: really cute in person. Yeah, Alex is cute. The Russian's cute. Well,
Speaker 1: it's cute, is cute Alex? I never found that kid.
Speaker 1: He's really cute in person. But I'm a lesbian. Then
Speaker 1: ben Z is very handsome. They're all like you guess
Speaker 1: who else has fallen from grace for no other reason?
Speaker 1: In his own doing. Ben Higgins, he wasn't the commercial
Speaker 1: for a Bachelor in Paradise and an American yelling I'm
Speaker 1: in lovable. I'm like, you were the Bachelor, you were
Speaker 1: in high standing. Now you look like a dumb idiot
Speaker 1: trying to grasp the fifteen minutes of thing. We watched
Speaker 1: the lip sync battle with him. It was so desperate
Speaker 1: and you're like, I feel like they just get caught
Speaker 1: in this cycle. And it's like I just like, I'll
Speaker 1: do whatever you asked me to do. And so it's
Speaker 1: like Ben Higgins, you said, was saying he was talked
Speaker 1: about doing it again to Bachlor so boring. He was
Speaker 1: so boring, and he's just like, like the ridiculous off
Speaker 1: it he's agreeing to do. You're like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: nobody's gonna want to date you. Now we're yelling I'm
Speaker 1: on love flag Onesie on the beach, just be embarrassed.
Speaker 1: He literally if he was the Bachelor, he'd be like
Speaker 1: every girl, he'd be like, I'm just I've been brokenhearted.
Speaker 1: Even on Winter Games he was like losing his mind
Speaker 1: and like you're pulling together and go home. The It's
Speaker 1: also like when you think about it, like this is
Speaker 1: the only pure moment in time, like these guys right
Speaker 1: before they go to Bachelor in Paradise, like like Ben
Speaker 1: Haiggen's when he actually confessed to Caitlin that he felt
Speaker 1: in LoVa. But that was like when he was a
Speaker 1: real guy. Even last year when we were at Outside Lands.
Speaker 1: None of these guys, like their season are just finished airing,
Speaker 1: so like they hadn't been exposed to And like I
Speaker 1: remember Dean had a watch and he was nervous about
Speaker 1: selling something on his Instagram and then like they get
Speaker 1: in so deep that like that, like he was selling
Speaker 1: a watch. It was like his first paid thing, and
Speaker 1: and like and it's interesting that like and now that's
Speaker 1: like all they do, that's what they do. It's hard, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you get into that world and you just
Speaker 1: want to like keep it going for as long as possible.
Speaker 1: And some if you are like Dean, he probably makes
Speaker 1: a lot of money. It's like what do you do
Speaker 1: if you're like Tweeter, Like Ben is more marketable as
Speaker 1: single now, so honestly, you should just stay on lovable
Speaker 1: with his whole life. So true, why find a girlfriend
Speaker 1: you're not? They're all like they're all like selling like
Speaker 1: hello fresh celebty boxes and boxes and men scrooming, like,
Speaker 1: how many of you guys are eating? Hello fresh? Really
Speaker 1: they're like swipe up to see how I made this
Speaker 1: meal and four easy steps. Have you ever sold anything
Speaker 1: on Instagram? I have what'd you sell? Uh miracle whip
Speaker 1: or no craft? Sometimes for craft and uh totinos. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds good. That's it. People will send stuff and
Speaker 1: I'll give you know, shout out. I give a shout out,
Speaker 1: you know, but I rarely get paid me neither. But
Speaker 1: I also feel like a tool, so I don't seek
Speaker 1: it out, you know, neither. Like, hey, guys, if you
Speaker 1: like my fake tan, I've got do you want to
Speaker 1: be as orange as watches? Because like comedians were like
Speaker 1: being a version. We're like sharing our lives and our
Speaker 1: opinions and then suddenly you're like that, Seriously, if you
Speaker 1: need dental words, here's the guy. Seriously, if you access Paula,
Speaker 1: imagine if he was selling, you know, like I felt like,
Speaker 1: and I was, it was like, hey, hey do you
Speaker 1: need some more vitamin d um? Okay? So then he
Speaker 1: all right, so we've got Jordan's If there's oh boy,
Speaker 1: this was also about in Paradise. If there's one thing.
Speaker 1: Jordan's don't do Jordan's don't sweat, David's that's what now
Speaker 1: he knows that he's Jordan's right. Um, he's in on
Speaker 1: it now. And then he said, I'm pretty sure I've
Speaker 1: got a pair of testicles and the prettiest girl in
Speaker 1: Paradise all around my arm. That was something that Jordan
Speaker 1: said in the ad. That's right, he's now crossed over.
Speaker 1: He's no longer, no longer pure like Crystal. They made
Speaker 1: it look like it was like Crystal. Probably Crystal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because she's a loony. I loved the ad with everyone
Speaker 1: thinks I'm a sure Shanna is a witch first time
Speaker 1: a Russian cooker and I'm European trashia going on. I know.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, did feel a little bit. She's
Speaker 1: she's a Russian hooker witch. Oh boy. And there's Ben
Speaker 1: Higgins and his sombrero screaming. That was the other Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a sombrero. It was a sobrero and an
Speaker 1: American like Ari was there. Robbie has had more work
Speaker 1: done to his face than all the fake boobs here
Speaker 1: in Paradise, and there's a lot of fake boobs. Raven,
Speaker 1: I'm back in Paradise where I had my first orgasm?
Speaker 1: What about that cartwheel and lapland wait, she's there with someone, Well,
Speaker 1: she's with Adam. I'm sure that she went down just
Speaker 1: to be like, you know, they would dangle like Jaden
Speaker 1: Tanner was like, look, guys, and I showed them and
Speaker 1: it seemed like a buzz kill and they came down
Speaker 1: to like I feel like they brought the couples down
Speaker 1: to propose to each other. And yeah, like Ashley, but
Speaker 1: didn't he propose last time? Raven? No, they're not engaged
Speaker 1: there that the mother ship they have, Yeah, they have
Speaker 1: a lot more proposals. So then Jason um, where was Clay?
Speaker 1: Where was Clay? Clay couldn't be there because he was
Speaker 1: training again. Oh, there is no mention of ship nests?
Speaker 1: Was he even there? No, there's no mention of like battery,
Speaker 1: no ship Lincoln. Yeah, yeah, they didn't even bring him up.
Speaker 1: They acted like he didn't exist, you know, honestly forgot
Speaker 1: hause he built ship nests and assaulted women and he's registered.
Speaker 1: What is ship? What do you say? Okay, that's final
Speaker 1: one of the season, guys, favorite thing, So anybody you
Speaker 1: can fast forward for two minutes. If you've heard me
Speaker 1: say this twenty eight times, all right, get ready. So
Speaker 1: when you know how he was in the first four,
Speaker 1: like she met them live afterwards. So he so then
Speaker 1: whenever they like when the guys are up there, they
Speaker 1: can be like, wait a minute, I went to high
Speaker 1: school with fortune. I know fortune, Like if you were
Speaker 1: one of the four that walks out love, So he
Speaker 1: ship nest while out what's his name Blanken walks out
Speaker 1: and he um. He worked at this company named Oracle,
Speaker 1: which is like this fancy kind Google type data storage company.
Speaker 1: So somebody was like, I know that dude. That dude
Speaker 1: would put toilet paper on the floor in the public
Speaker 1: like the stalled about their stalls. He would build a
Speaker 1: nest of toilet paper on the floor, take a ship
Speaker 1: in the nest, and then flush the no or leave
Speaker 1: the ship nest, or flush the ships the ship. He
Speaker 1: didn't like to touch toilets or something that. And then
Speaker 1: apparently he also shot in his cubicle, but we don't
Speaker 1: know if that's verified. But apparently someone sent a photo
Speaker 1: crouching and google wormhole and he's a flat earther. He's
Speaker 1: a registered sex offender, and he's ships in the nest.
Speaker 1: Hopefully they're gonna do some better background ships after this.
Speaker 1: Generally the guys are actually pretty nice this season, but
Speaker 1: there was, which is why I was kind of boring.
Speaker 1: But I love that they just like, he doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: We never did anything wrong and that never happened. I
Speaker 1: wasn't like, sorry Lincoln couldn't join us. TikTok, TikTok, like
Speaker 1: let's make it rock amazing. Okay, So Tinder four thousand matches,
Speaker 1: they said they took a look back at why he
Speaker 1: upset people. He had four thousand matches on Tinder. He
Speaker 1: was captain underpants. Um, my professionality is my face and
Speaker 1: he cheers to you being a bit, which was a
Speaker 1: great toast. Being me is my greatest asset. Being you
Speaker 1: is not your Being me is my greatest power. Being
Speaker 1: you is not your greatest power. That's why God talked
Speaker 1: about me. Also a win. Um, and then people go, okay,
Speaker 1: so let's talk about Jordan. Let's talk about the Internet.
Speaker 1: What's your hit Jordan quote? I think I do like
Speaker 1: TikTok lex rock. I think being me is my greatest
Speaker 1: power of being you is not your greatest power. That's
Speaker 1: why God talked about me. I think it's my favorite.
Speaker 1: Who knows what it means attached to me as a professionality.
Speaker 1: It's my face. It's amazing. I'm watching him walk is amazing.
Speaker 1: How about that interaction with that guy that we thought
Speaker 1: was hot. Let's talk about the mail Capris. That guy
Speaker 1: what's his name? That was so cute? He was one
Speaker 1: of my picks. Yeah, he was fully really because I
Speaker 1: think he was like a soccer he was a soccer player.
Speaker 1: Kind to think of that. You mentioned the Capris earlier.
Speaker 1: He wore him last night, the high Water the high
Speaker 1: Water pants. He came out to fight with Jordan's he
Speaker 1: like called like they like he like called him out
Speaker 1: for not being a real male model. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you would remember tweeting at that time he was he
Speaker 1: came out and hen't know, I know what happened. Our
Speaker 1: power went out for like ten minutes. Can you google
Speaker 1: bachelor Bachelor mentell alp Man You've never seen. That's got
Speaker 1: to be the image for our show tomorrow. It was.
Speaker 1: It was literally they were tight and then they stopped
Speaker 1: about been wearing capriz. All of a sudden, are they
Speaker 1: doing a lot of tight roll off? There's a but
Speaker 1: but there's also just like some straight up capri pants,
Speaker 1: like cool guys and you're like, I don't understand, what
Speaker 1: are they doing? Yeah, like a man, but then their
Speaker 1: shirts are really long. Joe Coy was wearing him this weekend.
Speaker 1: He called him man prese. Did he really? And he won?
Speaker 1: He won stand Up Comic of the Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: big deal. It is. Yeah, he's awesome, but he's wearing
Speaker 1: capri pants. What he's got the confidences in order to
Speaker 1: pull him off, you've got to be the comedian of
Speaker 1: the that's true community. You can wear a man preise.
Speaker 1: He he was seeing um that the house moved around me.
Speaker 1: I'm the mouse there the elephant. I've got billboards up
Speaker 1: in their minds. I'm paving highways. I should have worn
Speaker 1: a work vest here. I think he's mentally ill. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean like he's not gonna hurt anything.
Speaker 1: He doesn't seem like they kind of wild hurt someone.
Speaker 1: But he definitely is got a few screws. He was
Speaker 1: calling out Colton and Tia for the relationship, which I appreciated.
Speaker 1: He said, you want to talk about what when you
Speaker 1: talk about your relationship, is that of you and Tia,
Speaker 1: let's talk about the cold. When now you just something
Speaker 1: to say about Colton, Katie. I totally fell asleep when
Speaker 1: he was talking you actually, when he was crying about
Speaker 1: what do you think about that moment when he said,
Speaker 1: and then he mentioned again, you're calling me a pussy,
Speaker 1: yet I've never seen a push. That was az, You've
Speaker 1: never seen you, never seen one, never seen that. He
Speaker 1: repeated it. He repeated it, never seen. I thought, I mean,
Speaker 1: you can still be a virgin and have seen I
Speaker 1: imagine you'd seen it. Google one, Google image. Dude. He
Speaker 1: says something I thought I wasn't sure if that's what
Speaker 1: they said. I thought they said something like you've never
Speaker 1: been fucked or something like that. I think it was
Speaker 1: you're a pussy and you've never seen a pussy. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's seen a pussy. I would hope. I'm
Speaker 1: sure he's seen one. He just hasn't. Such a nerd,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I liked him calling out his coltens
Speaker 1: like glitter jacket. He's like, I'm not sitting here on
Speaker 1: my glitter jacket. People kept cat trying to come that
Speaker 1: stupid David was coming at Jordan's and people kept trying
Speaker 1: to come at Jordan, and I like that. Jason defended him,
Speaker 1: saying that you were being a bully and you picked
Speaker 1: up like and then he's like, you're right, You're right,
Speaker 1: You're right. I mean, listen, I'm if I'm wanted to
Speaker 1: make fun of anyone who's a virgin. It's just weird
Speaker 1: to like be talking about it, talking about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just it feels like a personal thing that it's
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess when you go on that show
Speaker 1: that Slight Power for the course, you have to talk
Speaker 1: about everything, but it just needs like keep it. Just
Speaker 1: can't do it to yourself, you know, And there's nothing
Speaker 1: to be ashamed of for sure if you're not at
Speaker 1: the Fantasy suite, So why bring it up? Yeah? Um,
Speaker 1: but they live for that stuff. They love it when
Speaker 1: somebody's got and they they talking about Ashley's virginity Bachelor
Speaker 1: of Paradise for years and then you probably been a
Speaker 1: virgin in a while. We watched Bachelor. Did you watch
Speaker 1: the Winter Game? Yeah, where she apparently lost it, right,
Speaker 1: and then I wouldn't tell us about it. Yeah, after
Speaker 1: that many years of talking about it, she was like,
Speaker 1: I respect my privacy police, but she probably had lost
Speaker 1: it before then, but it had become such a storyline.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. You don't want to be make it
Speaker 1: that big of a deal. Just go just go get
Speaker 1: a taking kid, Just do your thing or not, but
Speaker 1: stop talking about what you want. But yeah, why aren't
Speaker 1: we hearing about this? Um? I like Jordan's saying, you're
Speaker 1: wearing your shiny black suit. You're a hologram of a
Speaker 1: man or a skeleton of a man. Um. He went
Speaker 1: for it last night? Uh, Nick said David after watching
Speaker 1: the show. I thought you were there for Jordan, not Becca.
Speaker 1: I forgot Nick existed until he both wide eyes and
Speaker 1: his blond hair. Yeah, he was the one we thought
Speaker 1: was going to get the first time I got about
Speaker 1: him too, because his bio said he was a weekend
Speaker 1: Warrior and it's like, oh, you're just a drunk. And
Speaker 1: then somebody said, sorry, you took it too far. And
Speaker 1: then George's like, wait, what's your name? What's your are
Speaker 1: you gonna come get camera time? Here? Come here, come
Speaker 1: get carera time. Here's Chris Harrison and he had the
Speaker 1: high waters. He goes, um, yeah that was you missed.
Speaker 1: It was pretty good. Yea we missed all that. It
Speaker 1: was Mike Wave calls the short and oh my god,
Speaker 1: it was so it was so exciting. Um, Jean Blanc,
Speaker 1: Jean Blanc was got called out. He tried to be
Speaker 1: a good guy and then he was weird. That was
Speaker 1: a weird moment. He just wanted to have old TV
Speaker 1: time and he wanted to get his perfume brand out
Speaker 1: there again. And she didn't even show the label and
Speaker 1: he was like, are you going to squirt it? She
Speaker 1: was like no, yea, because why would she want his perfume?
Speaker 1: Who do you think it's gonna win? I I'm pulling
Speaker 1: for Blake. I'm hoping that it's him. She does seem
Speaker 1: to be keep going a little bit towards Garrett more.
Speaker 1: But sometimes the show is tricky like that I set
Speaker 1: it up to her. You think that she's laying towards
Speaker 1: the one and then it ends up being the other.
Speaker 1: This is a good season in that it's not clear. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: she seems to have been very even though she had
Speaker 1: some hard goodbye, she seems very clear about her decision.
Speaker 1: Who's your favorite bachelorette? I love um? What was her name?
Speaker 1: She she was? She's now like working on h G TV.
Speaker 1: Julian I thought she was really fun. I missed that season.
Speaker 1: Everyone loved Julian. I like the ones with personnelity. I
Speaker 1: love Caitlin. Yeah, she's got a good personality and so
Speaker 1: just jo JoJo's personality. Yeah. I liked Rachel Chel. I
Speaker 1: liked her till the end. Rachel I just I like
Speaker 1: Rachel a lot. I didn't love what's his face? But
Speaker 1: they're still together, Brian, I feel like she's everything she
Speaker 1: does feels like, see, I'm not thinking about you, Peter,
Speaker 1: like still she's still still thinking about still. And she
Speaker 1: was so cute. He was so cute, and he wished
Speaker 1: she could be the bachelor. He's the one guy that
Speaker 1: actually walked away from the franchise and was like, I
Speaker 1: don't want this. I thought, oh, because he said no,
Speaker 1: but then didn't He kind of like what she had
Speaker 1: said yet I think so, but like they should to
Speaker 1: bring him back. He should be the bachelor. I think
Speaker 1: they're now mad at him so much that they won't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they wanted that one guy to when they were before
Speaker 1: they picked already they had the the country singer what's
Speaker 1: his name? Oh god, Luke? He was he he was
Speaker 1: said to do it. Yeah, and he was like hooking
Speaker 1: up all all these ladies. But I liked him. I
Speaker 1: thought it was a good guy. And then it turned
Speaker 1: out he was such a remember his weird like such
Speaker 1: a good guy. We've now met a lot of like
Speaker 1: he he sucked us over in Nashville. Yeah, like the
Speaker 1: way he something came out about and remember, yeah, he
Speaker 1: was just like playing girls when you and he didn't
Speaker 1: talk to that after Winter Games. That one girl again,
Speaker 1: that's when I knew he was really remember his dead
Speaker 1: eyes when they played into the commercials like I was like,
Speaker 1: but during but that's when you know that this show
Speaker 1: is tricky because he was saying and doing all the
Speaker 1: right things on But I wonder if I wonder if
Speaker 1: you like, if it comes out like do you think
Speaker 1: he was a dog before or they get a taste
Speaker 1: of it that can't just all of a sudden appeared
Speaker 1: that level of it. I don't know, But James Taylor,
Speaker 1: I think I think they I think they get Taylor
Speaker 1: turned into so we could cut this out thirty one,
Speaker 1: but like we can talk all right, James Taylor was
Speaker 1: we remember because America, America fell for him. For me, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he with everyone like country hundreds a year of just
Speaker 1: Rando's Yeah, and he like posts about Trump all the time,
Speaker 1: and he like sings songs about Trump on his No.
Speaker 1: I just like see people like sending it to where
Speaker 1: this whole this bachelor world, they all like it's so small.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. It's almost because we've like again, we
Speaker 1: know some of them now. I think it's almost like
Speaker 1: you all go to the same high school, just different. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you like just watching them and I think now that
Speaker 1: like Instagram isn't judging that. It's made it all like
Speaker 1: the fact that they all become Instagram stars and makes
Speaker 1: it way yeah, way worse. Yeah, that's why a lot
Speaker 1: of them, it feels like some of the guys that
Speaker 1: are girls just feels like they're on there to make
Speaker 1: an Instagram presence. When before before all of this, when
Speaker 1: you'd be watching you even like seven, like Caitlyn season,
Speaker 1: I don't think it was that Like, I don't think
Speaker 1: it was. And I think Caitlyn season was when it
Speaker 1: was really starting to start more into like a social
Speaker 1: media seems to be happy with Sean. Yeah, I hope
Speaker 1: they get married. Oh and that made me think of
Speaker 1: Blake because you know, Sean really got worked up the
Speaker 1: end of her season and was acting like kind of
Speaker 1: looney like Blake is acting. I mean, I guess for
Speaker 1: good reason. It's like, well, have fun in the next
Speaker 1: guy next to for all he knews. I know at
Speaker 1: least she only slept with one other guy, but I
Speaker 1: would go crazy. But yeah, if you really love someone,
Speaker 1: that would be like fucking Melanie. It would be weird
Speaker 1: if all of a sudden you're just like, Okay, have
Speaker 1: fun fun with Jack's go on. I found can hope
Speaker 1: you hope ever a great time. You pick me, I'll belly,
Speaker 1: I'll be here when. Uh you know, if you if
Speaker 1: you get bored, if you don't like any of her movies,
Speaker 1: I want to come over and check out what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: So I guess it makes sense that they get a
Speaker 1: little crazy crazy, like okay, great, have fun with Anna
Speaker 1: Ferris and we get bored with Anna Ferris, I'll be
Speaker 1: over here. I mean, but I were like judging, like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're such a plus, come on sucking up, whereas you
Speaker 1: know any one of us would be like devastated. That hurts, okay,
Speaker 1: and I know the guy guy hang out. We talked
Speaker 1: about the time in between paper. He's actually really legit.
Speaker 1: We've been roommates for the last six weeks. I know
Speaker 1: you guys are gonna we talk. We talked about our
Speaker 1: family's a lot. Solid guy. Solid guy. Yeah, I've seen
Speaker 1: his Penisay's bigger than mine. Her wonder if she likes that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna huh, this is just a lot, dude. Anyway,
Speaker 1: were you the one who made the joke? That's like
Speaker 1: if she came out back to the Rose ceremony and
Speaker 1: she was just like limping, I think that was Kyle.
Speaker 1: Kyle out again. Remember last Remember last week when Garrett,
Speaker 1: when Garrett kind of laid his dick on the table
Speaker 1: by like he toasted, like, let's not forget less night,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to meet you. But he basically reminded
Speaker 1: everyone in the three of them reminded them like a
Speaker 1: suck to you four hours ago. Good to see you, Blake,
Speaker 1: can't wait to me. Your family's fucking you in that tent.
Speaker 1: You don't want to hear about last night? Just like
Speaker 1: should we should we toast so good night and like
Speaker 1: clicks like artery his neck. I sort of got his
Speaker 1: neck because he also seems like he's like, he seems
Speaker 1: like a sweet theater nerd who's like who's like found CrossFit,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, He's like hit the gym
Speaker 1: and got him. But like you just see, he's like
Speaker 1: a theater. He wants to like guys and dolls. But
Speaker 1: now it's just like he seems so young to me.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing. It's like, I don't seem like
Speaker 1: such a wrong fit for but then and Blake seems better,
Speaker 1: but he seems so young and he and he's and
Speaker 1: he does. Ralph Garman thinks he's an angry guy that
Speaker 1: has a lot of barely below the surface anger about
Speaker 1: like the ex girlfriend and the mom and the coach,
Speaker 1: like he the mom that his dad is actually really hot,
Speaker 1: and the mom left his dad for like a dude
Speaker 1: like that like Mr McGough, like that Sucket they looked
Speaker 1: like Mola Sean like the dad like the boyfriend like
Speaker 1: and his dad is actually like super high. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: there's some definitely damage. The like if the mom is
Speaker 1: driving down the mountain for days a week to have
Speaker 1: dinner with him, was that Garrett that they both had
Speaker 1: a breakup? But I think Garrett's mom is the one
Speaker 1: who came to have dinner, drove into the mountains something
Speaker 1: like that. Looked at each other like wait, what his
Speaker 1: mom on the mouth? Oh? I think it's weird to
Speaker 1: parents because even they're young kids in the mouth. I'm
Speaker 1: not me too, I'm what your kid whatever? One of
Speaker 1: my brothers does it, and I'm just like not a
Speaker 1: fan really mouth kissing. Come. I got a mouth kiss
Speaker 1: by an uncle, like recently, and I was so stunned
Speaker 1: by his like cologne there, like a cologne, and like
Speaker 1: he's like not like the cool uncle, He's just like
Speaker 1: an uncle. But I feel like I got like I
Speaker 1: should be kissing anyone of them. I think I got
Speaker 1: a mouth kiss from a cologne ridden not cool uncle.
Speaker 1: I don't want a mouth kiss anyone but my lady. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah right now. Buffalos, Oh chis the anchor bar God.
Speaker 1: I was singing about how I was like thinking about
Speaker 1: how funny it was that his like entire town shows up,
Speaker 1: and then other people are just like, here's my family,
Speaker 1: another and then other school. It's like we've got a
Speaker 1: high school pepper rally plan for you. That's right, You're right.
Speaker 1: Buffalo was like Buffalo and the Blue Cheese rape Blake
Speaker 1: has this whole high school. It's just like, well, here's
Speaker 1: my family, my tomato. I was actually fascinated watching how
Speaker 1: they plant the tomato plant. But like, I haven't lived
Speaker 1: in my home, my high school home, in like twenty years.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine having to be like this is where
Speaker 1: we're gonna go visits. I would be so mortified. When
Speaker 1: I first started acting, my mom was like, I need
Speaker 1: a head shot. I was like, all right, so malder
Speaker 1: head shot. We have one store, It's called Bilburg's General Store.
Speaker 1: We have a general store that has like has like
Speaker 1: canned goods, rat poison tires and like cat's ire. And
Speaker 1: I went in and my tapes to the meat scale
Speaker 1: at the grocery checkout. It said little Pompton Zone art
Speaker 1: and Marine and it was taped to the meat scale.
Speaker 1: You made it. That's how I knew I made it.
Speaker 1: And that's how I knew it was so embarrassing. My
Speaker 1: head shots in an ice cream parlor? Is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know, I saw it once, but I don't know
Speaker 1: if the ice cream parlor is still there. I love
Speaker 1: your ice cream dances on Instagram. What's your favorite flavor?
Speaker 1: What's your favorite scoop of ice cream. Favorite ice cream
Speaker 1: parlor in the whole wide world, Desert Island one scoop.
Speaker 1: Well before there was before there was like these artisanals.
Speaker 1: Everybody bougie. I like a mcdonne used. I used. My
Speaker 1: favorite treat was Bascar Robin's Mint chocolate chip. That's what
Speaker 1: the only ice cream that was available. I like Oreo
Speaker 1: Cookie mcclury. Now there's like, you know, now we're like
Speaker 1: like salt and straw places like that, you know where
Speaker 1: it's like this, okay, but Desert Island bogie. The best
Speaker 1: place we've ever had, hands down, was in Australia in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: It was they made their own Ginelata. It was hand
Speaker 1: handmaid fresh ingredients and then they had to tell a
Speaker 1: fountain and the fountain was really warm you dip it in. No,
Speaker 1: so they so they make a hole in the middle
Speaker 1: of They let them until I go down into it.
Speaker 1: It's we went like we walked like miles to get
Speaker 1: to this place. What flavor did you get? I don't
Speaker 1: even remember, oh she remembers, but it was but it
Speaker 1: was like the best thing you've ever ever had ice cream?
Speaker 1: Was I love ice cream and I like hearing about that.
Speaker 1: If you ever heard a Melbourne let me know. We'll
Speaker 1: look it up. Melvine. Oh my god, you could give
Speaker 1: an accent rise of lights. Okay, good eye. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: have demost. There's hats were broken in? What is it? Anna?
Speaker 1: Tara Anna Jacko, Josh, We're terrible. No, I actually I
Speaker 1: can't do it. I can't. I can't do it either.
Speaker 1: We watched Watch Australia. It was amazing. We're in deep.
Speaker 1: Are you worried about you? Guys are in deep, you know,
Speaker 1: like all kinds of secrets, so deep you're talking with
Speaker 1: old contestants, I know, although we haven't cracked any of
Speaker 1: the new all right, let's talk about Leo. I love
Speaker 1: Leo with the long hair. Oh the stunt guys. That
Speaker 1: guy who's been in some softwore porn coming my favorite, No,
Speaker 1: but no, but he spent for Roman and softcore porn. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where he got stabbed in one stunt man. Well, that's
Speaker 1: so more legitimate. But I think that he's been in
Speaker 1: another season. I Amdbreddit. I don't know. He's kind of
Speaker 1: thing going on. The hair. I would cut the hair,
Speaker 1: but he at least wasn't a meathead like the other guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was a nice guy. I think he could take
Speaker 1: a dodgeball hit when when his hair was up in
Speaker 1: the man bun when they were clamming. Do you like
Speaker 1: him better than yeah? I don't like the long hair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the long hair is too much and it's really long.
Speaker 1: It's too long. It's groty. It's like it'd be different
Speaker 1: if it was just like to the shoulders. It's like
Speaker 1: eighties metal bands Fai for sure, flow flowy, fabio, curly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a little too much. He was not the right
Speaker 1: how he made it as far as he did, I'll
Speaker 1: never know. My she made some weird choices, all right,
Speaker 1: everybody's getting upset about the captain underpants? Was that worth? That?
Speaker 1: Was that everybody's being annoying? Which the golden underpants? I
Speaker 1: thought the whole thing was stupid. It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: there's so many people who are like, why do you
Speaker 1: watch the Bachelor? Why do you have to Bachelor is
Speaker 1: so dumb. I'm like, it's really entertaining. You're just being
Speaker 1: a hater. And then they have those dumb was like
Speaker 1: that where suddenly he's like unbuttoning his pants and showing
Speaker 1: gold underwear and then you're like, well, I guess the
Speaker 1: show is kind of ridiculous. The show after and then
Speaker 1: it's also Jason like falling in love like an ice skating. Yeah,
Speaker 1: You're just like, can't we just stick to the basics?
Speaker 1: Do we have to have this cookie? These things? This
Speaker 1: was my favorite cook though. You like the cook this
Speaker 1: because at least he wasn't a dick like Chat a
Speaker 1: lot of the cooks like Crystal or Chat. This wasn't
Speaker 1: a venomous cook. He was just a mentally ill male model. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Usually they have like more of a villain. I guess
Speaker 1: Chris was the Chris a villain, right. So then Chris,
Speaker 1: they were like, so what happened? And he goes I
Speaker 1: went off the rails and then he had the he
Speaker 1: had the choir that see again. That was another cookie
Speaker 1: moment where I was like, what are we doing? This
Speaker 1: is insane. Here's my theories. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: feel like he may have been I'm like, he felt
Speaker 1: roidy on the show, and then maybe he's embarrassed and
Speaker 1: he watched it back like maybe he was actually like
Speaker 1: on I don't know, but like I know a few
Speaker 1: people that in the past have actually like dabbled in
Speaker 1: roidiness and you get to be like a crazy hothead.
Speaker 1: Yet definitely was blowing off. Uh, I would go off
Speaker 1: the handle pretty quick. I mean, I mean, I'm not
Speaker 1: he just he just seemed like his temper was and
Speaker 1: he'd been It was weird. They gave him like two
Speaker 1: seconds to acknowledge it and then moved on, what did
Speaker 1: you think of that, Katie? Who would he seems sincere
Speaker 1: though I agree with you, like it actually did and
Speaker 1: he seemed like he did try something. But I think
Speaker 1: you're right that he seemed different on the show and
Speaker 1: he could have been either on roids or withdrawal from
Speaker 1: something like who knows, But yeah, I just just remember
Speaker 1: watching on the show. I think after his first outburst,
Speaker 1: I went to Jackson was like, oh boy, he'd be
Speaker 1: all handful to day. You imagine if he's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he would have. And that was just like three days
Speaker 1: with him. That was That was a lot. I don't
Speaker 1: hopefully he actually saw himself and like remember when when
Speaker 1: what was her name? Lace? When Lace Lace on? After
Speaker 1: the final rows, seems like she's seemed like a sobering
Speaker 1: side of herself and then they lured her to Paradise.
Speaker 1: That poor thing, like she had actually tried to get
Speaker 1: it together and then they lured her to Paradise. You
Speaker 1: put her in the hot tub with with freaking Chad. Like, um,
Speaker 1: let's say about Wills and I went to college with Wheels.
Speaker 1: I liked his no mustache. I like, you went to
Speaker 1: college with Yeah you see Davis? Yeah, girl, and you
Speaker 1: know him or yeah, we worked at the coffee house together.
Speaker 1: Cool guys seem cool. I mean we like, he used
Speaker 1: to like date my friend and we were just very like, Hi,
Speaker 1: Yeah he was hot, that level of just like yeah,
Speaker 1: just straight is hot. Yeah, I don't remember. He was fine,
Speaker 1: like he we were in college at the time. I
Speaker 1: found Hi out there. He was like the frat side
Speaker 1: and I was more on like the radio side. Yeah, radio,
Speaker 1: And we worked in the radio and he dated my
Speaker 1: friend and he was just he was just a very
Speaker 1: chill guy. I didn't really ever think anything of it
Speaker 1: until I saw his face on the thing and I
Speaker 1: was like, that's that guy. But his whole vibe was
Speaker 1: exactly that. He was just like, yeah, he really like her.
Speaker 1: They both seem to like each other. But yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was just gone. And then I know he was
Speaker 1: like tearing up watching it back, and he's another one.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I hope you maintain your purity because you
Speaker 1: actually see him, like your heart is open, Like, I
Speaker 1: hope you don't go through the machine of this. Ye.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I would love herhim to be
Speaker 1: the Bachelor too, and I don't want him to give
Speaker 1: me a ruined person. But I think he's going to Paradise. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw him there. I shim there. It's like the pit,
Speaker 1: and yet they that's the only place they get paid
Speaker 1: unless sex pit, and it's the most fun to watch
Speaker 1: and ruins them. I am excited for to come on
Speaker 1: my favorite show. Monday Nights continues Tuesday and Wednesday really starts.
Speaker 1: So it starts, well, isn't it. It's two nights? Is it? Monday?
Speaker 1: Tuesday the Funday and then Tuesday's batch. There's usually two
Speaker 1: mates per pair. I think maybe next the week after
Speaker 1: it's going to be two nights. I forced checks to
Speaker 1: watch all these with me. Which one do you like
Speaker 1: the best? Who are you rooting for? Who do you
Speaker 1: think she's gonna pick. She's like, I don't care, you
Speaker 1: don't care, you don't like it, all right? If you
Speaker 1: don't care, but you watch it, who do you think it?
Speaker 1: Just observing it with no no no dog in the race. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she hasn't been it will tell them apart the entire season.
Speaker 1: Well she has it. Beck has an aggressive type, which
Speaker 1: is just a football player, and they have like a
Speaker 1: high and tight. She looks like a tight it's like
Speaker 1: the big neck. But but that's why I wanted her
Speaker 1: to go for something different where she liked Ari, because
Speaker 1: like we met her ex boyfriend, all those guys, but like,
Speaker 1: why did she like Ari? He's like skinny as fucking
Speaker 1: look like he's never even picked up a football? Did
Speaker 1: you What did you think of Jason? Do you think
Speaker 1: they would have been a good fit or he was
Speaker 1: not the right I loved Jason and I feel like
Speaker 1: he was. I actually feel like they would have been
Speaker 1: really happy together. But he's not flashy enough to win.
Speaker 1: But I think I think if he would, I think
Speaker 1: he'd be a good bachelor. Flashy. They've made her flashy,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I think that they actually
Speaker 1: would be the best couple. I think she would have
Speaker 1: been the happiest with him, But like I think her
Speaker 1: like panties are going to pick the big jock. He
Speaker 1: can't like Chopp like how she wants. He wants like
Speaker 1: an alpha thing. She's got daddy issues and I think
Speaker 1: she's been newly wronged by Ari and she's like, what's
Speaker 1: a man? She was a man to keep her safe,
Speaker 1: all right. Well, she's kind of like I always say,
Speaker 1: she's like kind of attracted to this weird, like toxic masculinity.
Speaker 1: She likes dudes who like resonate like aggressive madness where
Speaker 1: you're like, okay, but that's what. If Jason was genuine,
Speaker 1: he would have been the best one. That bummed me
Speaker 1: out because he seemed seemed you know again, it's hard
Speaker 1: to know. He seems very sincere. It seems like they're
Speaker 1: really nice guys never win on the main show, but
Speaker 1: they do well in Paradise. So like a like a
Speaker 1: Raven and Adam or like Carly and Evan would never
Speaker 1: have happened. You don't mean like like I feel like
Speaker 1: I feel like Jason would do really well in Paradise
Speaker 1: if he went, like because all the girls would be
Speaker 1: like I want someone's stay. Yeah, he actually feels like
Speaker 1: he would have been a great husband and they would
Speaker 1: have been really happy together. But but like I think
Speaker 1: the panties have a pick and it's not she did,
Speaker 1: but she didn't want a bonus. She didn't want to.
Speaker 1: She did not but actually did to me, I was like,
Speaker 1: you don't even want to bonum, you don't even want
Speaker 1: to just like just I know, right, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't understand she did not part of the BA
Speaker 1: You get three three three, what's fine? I guess to too,
Speaker 1: free bees because and then you got to pay for
Speaker 1: those two for the rest. I mean, maybe she was
Speaker 1: maybe she was trying to think. I think it was
Speaker 1: that it was sort of like not having to explain
Speaker 1: makes her the least interesting, is because she's so level headed,
Speaker 1: she's practical, Katie, what were you going to say? Especially
Speaker 1: because she kept on how good of a kiss her?
Speaker 1: Is like, what do you want to have sex with him?
Speaker 1: You don't want to, You don't want to know what
Speaker 1: happened beyond that. I mean, we all couldn't believe that that.
Speaker 1: I really still cannot believe she didn't want to bone.
Speaker 1: She's just so worried about hurting him because you know what,
Speaker 1: I think his styling was wrong. He had the greasy
Speaker 1: hair and he had like the equivalent of like a
Speaker 1: pleated pay and a lot of Yeah, he's like it
Speaker 1: might have been. Yeah, he needed a stylist, Like, honestly,
Speaker 1: was his hair cool? Like brotherhood? Was his hair? The hair?
Speaker 1: And then he had on like like a pink polo
Speaker 1: toctic like Dockers when when she dumped Wills, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: know how had to a pink polo and Docker when
Speaker 1: she dumped Wills, I like looked over Jason, and he
Speaker 1: was wearing a pestile polo. Yeah, you can't like it's
Speaker 1: not hot. It's not that part like a rocker tea
Speaker 1: and jeans. Does a pink pollo toused in tight with
Speaker 1: greasy hair? But I guess that's gonna be His life
Speaker 1: is just like a husband and a day. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: said to a good husband. But it's the dude in
Speaker 1: the polo and the doctor. You don't want to get
Speaker 1: the boy. He's so sweet, but I don't want a
Speaker 1: ball pointing at my outfit. Wait, what were we wait
Speaker 1: a minute? Boning? Boning? What did he say? Where he
Speaker 1: was like she forgot my name, but after she didn't
Speaker 1: forget it, Like he's auditioning. He was definitely like trying
Speaker 1: to throw some scripted. He was auditioning hard to be
Speaker 1: the Bachelor. He's gonna come back. But the weirdest part
Speaker 1: was him, that's the thing. But I honestly want the
Speaker 1: weirdest part was him being like, I really love he
Speaker 1: was so happy. We're like, I really love the point
Speaker 1: where we could be friends. Come on, give me a hog.
Speaker 1: I think it was all his I think that was
Speaker 1: all his his take, auditioning as hard as he can
Speaker 1: to be the Bachelor. It's like because she did that too.
Speaker 1: She was like, you know, it's just not meant to
Speaker 1: be moving on, like, let's do the damn thing. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: even though two hours are you chased me around an
Speaker 1: Airbnb that went on and on and on about you
Speaker 1: just wouldn't leave this airbnb. She's like, I'm fine, I'm
Speaker 1: over it. What's next? And that's right. I wish him well.
Speaker 1: Clearly it wasn't meant to be, like they can't make
Speaker 1: him the bachelor. He it would be Blake will be
Speaker 1: someone from this season. I mean, otherwise we get an
Speaker 1: ri We need a Peter. I don't want to Ben Hick.
Speaker 1: They need to men Fancis Peter, Peter, Peter Peter no,
Speaker 1: will be here because he did Bachelom Paradise but show
Speaker 1: the grocer No, he but he lost out last night
Speaker 1: when he barely talked. I didn't see christ men like
Speaker 1: trying to pull to you, like if it's nick my al.
Speaker 1: I liked it. She would just do I like you
Speaker 1: other grocer, but I like, yeah, but that's because she's
Speaker 1: lived in Chicago for long. I like a shy guy.
Speaker 1: I like, but yeah, but if you're gonna if you're
Speaker 1: gonna be the star of a show, you can't meet guy.
Speaker 1: You're right, okay. I did like that. Jason, he had
Speaker 1: the first openly gay brother, like on and he said
Speaker 1: love is love is love is love. And then he
Speaker 1: was like, it doesn't mean if you're gay, straight, lesbian, trans, bisexual,
Speaker 1: Like I look, he just kept going on and on.
Speaker 1: I look up to my brother. I liked. I did
Speaker 1: like that. That was a nice moment for him. It
Speaker 1: was the hardest goodbye. Give me a hug, Give me
Speaker 1: a hug. Let's be friends are like. I was like, weird,
Speaker 1: I think that he's auditioning. I will said, you healed me.
Speaker 1: Where did it go wrong? And she's like, I respect you,
Speaker 1: but nothing you did nothing wrong. Jean Blanc came up,
Speaker 1: May I come up and he has his a few
Speaker 1: waste of time. She's like, you're gonna take it back,
Speaker 1: which was amazing, and then she says it made a
Speaker 1: broken pros are like broken hearts. I was like, what
Speaker 1: is going on? Yeah? Um uh so. Then the then
Speaker 1: Chris brought up the chorus. Chris was a Chris was
Speaker 1: a jerk. He was to say, sorry, Christ, Sorry, what
Speaker 1: did you say that Katie? The chorus? Oh? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought it was great. I thought I thought it was funny.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like a come on, no, get
Speaker 1: that crap out of here. I don't trust like I said,
Speaker 1: I thought he. I thought his apology was sincere. I mean,
Speaker 1: I thought it was kind of funny. No, I didn't mind.
Speaker 1: His apology was definitely sincere. Will they do that stupid
Speaker 1: cheesy stuff like bring out like chorus, you're just like
Speaker 1: one of my one am I investing my two hours
Speaker 1: a week? He didn't hate it. He should have brought
Speaker 1: out Richard Mark's dog ship back. Sorry, I to my
Speaker 1: wife has a whole different reading. That was probably the
Speaker 1: best episode. Just face. The sheer shock of saying face
Speaker 1: was the most memorable part very boring season. I think,
Speaker 1: so you liked Katie, what did you like? Because I
Speaker 1: thought Jordan's honestly made it really fun. He was great. Um,
Speaker 1: I thought, I think I think what was weird about
Speaker 1: it is that Becca like it's still clearly not ready
Speaker 1: for yes, and I like Rachel Yeah, and I think
Speaker 1: that made it very weird. Um, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I thought it was interesting. This season was boring. Ari
Speaker 1: season was born. Rachel's was not boring. No, she had
Speaker 1: some fun moment. Nicks was boring. When Nick was boring,
Speaker 1: Higgins was born. A lot of born. How are we
Speaker 1: still investing? Was okay? I think the show the concept
Speaker 1: keeps his come and you get to have Paradise in between.
Speaker 1: We do this so we get to Paradise. We do
Speaker 1: this so we learned them and then we got to
Speaker 1: go to Paradise. We gotta get we gotta know the
Speaker 1: starting line up. But then we're ready to the next
Speaker 1: person needs to be more dynamic, we really do. We
Speaker 1: need to be a full package. We need some drama.
Speaker 1: I know we did. We need a good one, not
Speaker 1: at least as ended on the big dramas was at
Speaker 1: least and you did not know which like Ari kept
Speaker 1: you guessing, and he said I love you to four
Speaker 1: people and he had young Becca and the taxidermy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we had some interesting people were surrounding him. Even
Speaker 1: though he was a turd. That was a good season.
Speaker 1: It was a good season. He was boring, he was
Speaker 1: a turd. It was a good season that I love that.
Speaker 1: So I just want them not to pick a turd.
Speaker 1: Can you'll just pick someone. Jason is not a turd.
Speaker 1: Will's is not a turd, but Jason's not a he's boring.
Speaker 1: You gotta have. You gotta have both talking. They can't
Speaker 1: be a turn and they can't be boring. We need
Speaker 1: both of those if you will have the racist would yeah, Garrett,
Speaker 1: but he's I think Peter. Peter's boring but hot as fuck.
Speaker 1: I think he would lose his mind. He actually, Blake
Speaker 1: would be good. You're ready. He would go crazy every
Speaker 1: time you'd have to say goodbye to a girl because
Speaker 1: you're right, yeah, actually crying at the very end day
Speaker 1: of the bloopers. We saw Will hit her in the face.
Speaker 1: We saw we saw what's his name Leo getting nailed
Speaker 1: by the ball. We saw racists say I like your
Speaker 1: balls they're big and soft, which they should keep that
Speaker 1: stuff in this like that's what shows personality. And then
Speaker 1: and then also Chris Harrison saying the world is not flat.
Speaker 1: This is what happens when you drove out of school.
Speaker 1: Thing I thought was interesting is like they showed when
Speaker 1: like she gets up to talk to Garrett's yeah there.
Speaker 1: Why don't they keep that stuff in because it's also chosen,
Speaker 1: it's clearly planned. That's like, Okay, now you're going to
Speaker 1: ask me for a chat. But like it's it made
Speaker 1: like showing that kind of stuff makes it seem so fake.
Speaker 1: It like really bothers me. App just don't show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't like that part. I thought that was hilarious.
Speaker 1: It made it look really fake. Have it in the
Speaker 1: show or don't like? I mean, it's funny. If they like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, then they go in the room. How great
Speaker 1: was the moment? How much do we love? John? At
Speaker 1: the very end a tag John from What app What
Speaker 1: was the app venvo? When he said I did the
Speaker 1: math for four thousand two matches. You did three hundred
Speaker 1: sixty five thousand UM hours per year. That's bigger than
Speaker 1: the population of Orlando. That was amazing. That was that
Speaker 1: was truly like at the genius Mike dropped right there,
Speaker 1: like that one he nailed out. He's like, I'm only
Speaker 1: going to get one moment on this show. He's going
Speaker 1: to paradise. We looked it out. He is great. He
Speaker 1: actually is likely fun. He beats the best. We probably
Speaker 1: actually cannot be the Bachelor. He's a nerve. That's it's
Speaker 1: nerves that kind of barely have a personality. Interesting, Who
Speaker 1: do you want to be? Who do you want to
Speaker 1: be the Bachelor? Peter? Peter? But Peter, I mean, but
Speaker 1: Peter's his personality. That's the problem. When you're really good looking,
Speaker 1: you haven't had to develop your personality. He's quiet. All
Speaker 1: you can do is talk about working out. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: He'd be like, you know, if it was the whole
Speaker 1: season about fitness, God would be very interesting. We tried,
Speaker 1: We tried to get him to so many podcasts and
Speaker 1: we couldn't crack him. Yeah. Is he just he doesn't care?
Speaker 1: He doesn't want it, And I respect that Jim to
Speaker 1: do well. Yes, And I think it's I think he
Speaker 1: has another like he's still in Milwaukee. I think he
Speaker 1: has all the work he could have for the rest
Speaker 1: of his life is doing in Milwaukee boot cap. So
Speaker 1: like Rachel basically send some signals that she's not over him.
Speaker 1: Does say you know I'm over you here Peter, Peter,
Speaker 1: do you see us posing with her dog? She did
Speaker 1: sorry not sorry on the lips. She didn't sorry, not sorry,
Speaker 1: like to Peter. It's just like she's so not over um.
Speaker 1: That breakup was heard like, that was awful. He was
Speaker 1: blowing his nose on his shirt. And that was the
Speaker 1: worst finale because because then that was like then I
Speaker 1: was like, oh wait, he's not going back, and now
Speaker 1: he's out here. We're watching it with her, and then
Speaker 1: now we know there's only one guy, so we're just
Speaker 1: waiting to see to the top of the mountain. It
Speaker 1: was awful. And then she was and then she said
Speaker 1: I'm living my best life to Peter, and that's when
Speaker 1: tapped me out. Let I forgot about that best living
Speaker 1: my best Life's like, I don't think this show is
Speaker 1: if you are living your best life, you don't say it.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the thing. You don't say, I live
Speaker 1: my best life. Guy. Remember she tried to torpedo him
Speaker 1: so he wouldn't be the bachelor. This is not your show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: figure out how to propose it so he wouldn't be
Speaker 1: the bachelor. I really want Peter to be the bachelor.
Speaker 1: Now I forgot he needs to be the bachelor. It
Speaker 1: would be juicy. Um, but he's just also another regular person.
Speaker 1: He's like, well, but I kind of like for like
Speaker 1: a regular person, but with person, I mean, I don't know, Guys,
Speaker 1: I'm on the fence, best person, who's she gonna pick
Speaker 1: who's going to be the bachelor? Who's she gonna pick
Speaker 1: who's to be the bachelor? For god, leave it on
Speaker 1: the field. All right, she's gonna I think she's gonna
Speaker 1: figure it. And she and who's gonna be the bachelor? Okay, Katie,
Speaker 1: who's gonna pick who's gonna be the bachelor? He's gonna
Speaker 1: pick Blake. Who's gonna be the Bachelor? I think it's
Speaker 1: gonna be Jason. All right, Jackie, who's she gonna pick
Speaker 1: who's gonna be the bachelor? Said? All right? Whatever I
Speaker 1: think she thinks? Yeah, Anna, Anna, who's she going to pick?
Speaker 1: Because she's gonna pick Garrett? And who's gonna be the bachelor?
Speaker 1: I think she might pull an oar. I think she
Speaker 1: picks Garrett and last night, what if she does that,
Speaker 1: because she had the exact thought last night watch it
Speaker 1: it being like the next week she was so happy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you change your mind, it picks Jays because if
Speaker 1: she because I feel like either way I think she's
Speaker 1: going to do it at the finale or when I
Speaker 1: think she has a little bit more tacked to do it,
Speaker 1: not on camera. She seems like after what happened to her,
Speaker 1: she wouldn't do that would be the greatest ending only
Speaker 1: because it happened to her. Like she picks Garrett and
Speaker 1: then change her mind, she roses his politics and then
Speaker 1: goes back with Blake. Blake will never get over it,
Speaker 1: and she probably goes She probably goes to Garrett's farm
Speaker 1: and it's like chrys Soulis where she's like, oh. Also,
Speaker 1: also there's Trump signs everywhere, and it's like the dad
Speaker 1: is like mentally and shelis publicist. Right, She's not living
Speaker 1: the middle. They're all kissing each other. They're all not kissie.
Speaker 1: He's doing mentally handikats off in the middle of the state.
Speaker 1: And now I'm hoping this happens. I think she's gonna
Speaker 1: pick Garrett and I think Blake is going to be
Speaker 1: the bachelor, either Blake. Either Blake will be the Bachelor,
Speaker 1: or they're gonna bring back somebody from some other seasons.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna be Jason Dean. That would
Speaker 1: be an interesting one. Still kind of a baby. He's
Speaker 1: so cute. He's definitely limited his best life. Although they
Speaker 1: broke up, I would make out a Dane calmed down cougar.
Speaker 1: He's so cute. Laurie what it was? What Laurie was like,
Speaker 1: am I going to cheat on my wife with Dane?
Speaker 1: This has happened. Dan makes you feel like you have
Speaker 1: Dan makes you feel like you have a chance and
Speaker 1: like it's destined keeping everyone a chance. Oh we're about
Speaker 1: to every minute? Did you find this on Chelsea? Like
Speaker 1: every major, major movie star man that I've ever met,
Speaker 1: you think, oh my god, to say what I know
Speaker 1: who I had that? And James GANDOLPHOENI yeah, yes, I'm
Speaker 1: not not in a way that I legit thought we
Speaker 1: were going to. Yes, But chemistry he had was so
Speaker 1: charming and he there was something about it. It was
Speaker 1: like lightning that I was like, we're going on he
Speaker 1: had that happened that you miss about that happened like
Speaker 1: on Christmas podcast, Like just there's certain movie stars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there are certain movie stars that you meet, and that's
Speaker 1: why the movie stars you were like, they want to
Speaker 1: fuck woman in the world day, Okay, you know they
Speaker 1: have an intensity. You know who I sucked me years
Speaker 1: ago at a party, John hammm walked past me before
Speaker 1: he was famous. He was all bearded and he walked
Speaker 1: past me at a party and I was like that
Speaker 1: kind just like legit, I fucked me like, which was
Speaker 1: like the greatest thing ever. And then I found out
Speaker 1: after the fact it was John him. I bet he
Speaker 1: I fuxed everybody and that's why he's John Drapery All
Speaker 1: movie starts, All movie starts. I'm sure I was one
Speaker 1: of fourteen thousand women at that Like that guy just
Speaker 1: talked to me because they just use sex if you're
Speaker 1: that hot and you know you're the ship and you
Speaker 1: know everybody who kind of wants it. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: James Gandolphine Charisma. He was who you have chemistry with.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm trying to remember. I don't know if
Speaker 1: there's anyone specific, but like there were certain guys like
Speaker 1: Paul Rudd, Hey, I'm Paul, So introduced himself. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: and then like uh justin throw yeah, Scout made out
Speaker 1: with him. Oh my god, you like this is happening?
Speaker 1: Just the who is I fucked you? My dog, my dog,
Speaker 1: my dad? You have chemistry with m oh damn. I
Speaker 1: don't think i've yes, you have. I don't met the bachelor's.
Speaker 1: We've met you think, how's it good? Just make sure
Speaker 1: you're all okay? Just keep checking and I kind of
Speaker 1: like touch your own. Dan said to the woman who
Speaker 1: like was so sweet, who helped put it together, who
Speaker 1: had to like he was when I put these together,
Speaker 1: I have to wrangle bachelor's to get them the email
Speaker 1: or W nine in good luck. So Dean was the
Speaker 1: last one in order to get his money. He hadn't
Speaker 1: sent in his W nine. They're like, Dean, we need
Speaker 1: you to sign here, and he just looks at her
Speaker 1: and he goes, you've got really pretty eyes. Right she
Speaker 1: was at forty five year old mother of two. He goes,
Speaker 1: you're really pretty eyes and she's like, oh, thank you,
Speaker 1: and then he goes, what even is a signature? And
Speaker 1: then we were like and then he's like, you don't
Speaker 1: need to do that and then I'll sign it for you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My friend Laurie, My friend Laurie, who is a happily
Speaker 1: married gay lady, was like, I think Dean and I
Speaker 1: have a thing because they kept grabbing areas because she
Speaker 1: had to go home to her two little kids back
Speaker 1: in Berkeley, and and she was like, um, She's like,
Speaker 1: am I about to cheat? And he was like, he
Speaker 1: was like, Laurie, Laurie, you can't go. You gotta come
Speaker 1: out with us, Come on, Laurie. And he was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, like I gotta go. I'm sorry, how
Speaker 1: doy I gotta go with Dean? Like that, We all
Speaker 1: were like, we all loved Dean. He was like he'd been.
Speaker 1: He had like waite pants had been so they were
Speaker 1: rolled up to his knees and like his toe was
Speaker 1: poking out of his van like he'd been just like
Speaker 1: he couch surfing to say, tell money, just with strangers,
Speaker 1: you know, like, oh my god, we just like really
Speaker 1: that's just everyone loves It's just Dean. Guys. That's why
Speaker 1: these girls fall so hard for him. And he's like,
Speaker 1: how much? How am I supposed to pick this one chip? Exactly?
Speaker 1: Yet trouble Yeah, Wells is also really cute. He never sally.
Speaker 1: Really he's got smiley eyes in a nice He's still dating.
Speaker 1: They're still dating. Look how happy you guys are? Like,
Speaker 1: how happy you are? You are? Really, you guys are
Speaker 1: a great We were just like taking a photo and
Speaker 1: he just like, like, I've never seen you. I could
Speaker 1: tell you. He saw this on Instagram and was like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, who is that. I'll tell you one person.
Speaker 1: Dean couldn't penetrate at all, this one Jack. No. I
Speaker 1: swear to God, there's not one man in the world
Speaker 1: except for the grocer. She started. She started out, I've
Speaker 1: literally never seen one man make her even like bad,
Speaker 1: and I she she doesn't. She wants no part to Joe. Okay,
Speaker 1: Jack's is gay gay gay, so is Laurie Dan. I
Speaker 1: would we should test it out well, because Laurie came
Speaker 1: up with the things she goes. I love Dean because
Speaker 1: Dean's and lesbian. He he pears off. He just likes
Speaker 1: the snuggle. He pairs off immediately, he moves in really fast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. He pairs off of He like wipes
Speaker 1: up immediately, like my photo of Dean come back on
Speaker 1: the show. Dude, ladies over here, keno, Kenny is Kenny
Speaker 1: in person. I found Kenny's so cute in person. He's
Speaker 1: much smaller like he's not only alright, anything else you
Speaker 1: want to leave on the field. Thank you so much
Speaker 1: for coming to do the podcast. Nothing other than getting
Speaker 1: sad on my Dean is a real smitten love. That's
Speaker 1: me and my boyfriend Jan. If you're say, I got
Speaker 1: three horny bitches right from my best Dean picture, there's
Speaker 1: my most important not all orgasm and my most important
Speaker 1: Dean pot. Okay, is it not your screen saver? You
Speaker 1: know what might beat out? It might be soon. Well,
Speaker 1: great idea that actually is like a man? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this picture that you posted this a couple of times.
Speaker 1: You're like TV t TBT ard and and Dan tv
Speaker 1: D Dan look at that lovely figure. We're so in
Speaker 1: love you guys TBT. Look at this one. There's that's
Speaker 1: me and Dean and Alex. Uh so good. I have
Speaker 1: one more like, what are you talking about? Look at
Speaker 1: that sandwich? Oh, my two boyfriends from the Bachelor. Those
Speaker 1: are my Peter and Brian Peter, Peter, Peter and Peter.
Speaker 1: Oh here's the other one from there here's me in
Speaker 1: hot Alex and his ladies pants. I've never seen the
Speaker 1: side of art. Oh my god, I guess I just
Speaker 1: like that Arns and the Heat right now. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: now we know what she's doing this podcast. Um alright, guys,
Speaker 1: well we've really been through something. Well, speaking of corning,
Speaker 1: let's get that song ready, a ladies, everyone, such fun,
Speaker 1: such fun times. Time much to be having your birth
Speaker 1: day party. It was a blast. I wish I could
Speaker 1: have chatted with everyone more. It was nice. We went
Speaker 1: to see Thelma and Louise at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery.
Speaker 1: Was I've never done that before that. It's really funny.
Speaker 1: It's you organized. That was a big that stressed me
Speaker 1: out for you. I had to I had to reserve
Speaker 1: spots for like fifty people. You did it. Everybody showed up.
Speaker 1: But then once everyone's there, it's like the movie starting
Speaker 1: in twenty minutes. You damn it. It was a great
Speaker 1: birthday though. That was a great What I was most
Speaker 1: proud of though, was at the end there was a
Speaker 1: fire works show and they played all these songs by
Speaker 1: strong women and uh, there was a song what was
Speaker 1: the salt Pepper always gets to be dancing. You and
Speaker 1: I stood up started dancing, and then the entire cemetery
Speaker 1: stood up started we started shop. It was shuper push it. No,
Speaker 1: I've never seen that ever happen ceremony. Yes, I'm either
Speaker 1: anytime you started dancing, because anyone that had a great
Speaker 1: on that night, because you're welcome, You're welcome. And if
Speaker 1: your name is Dean, you know where to find me
Speaker 1: and he somewhere in Hollywood. Can I just say my
Speaker 1: favorite part of the entiremental Allice, when h Jordan's got
Speaker 1: the last word, Oh my god, that was. That is
Speaker 1: really like a fantasy scenario when you're leaving a room
Speaker 1: to be like fuck you, fuck you suck you was
Speaker 1: you're my friend? I like you you suck. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's a dream. It's like all your daughter's fuck you.
Speaker 1: You're all right, you're me badly. You're my friend to
Speaker 1: me I thought was your friends. You sucked me over?
Speaker 1: Bye bye, all right, everybody, thanks for playing. Don't forget Nashville.
Speaker 1: This Sunday to be m Janna Marine Rob I just
Speaker 1: started rob downer dick, I mean Bachelor of the Air.
Speaker 1: That's the buttle more of a ticket, drabber ticket with
Speaker 1: your mom. Hey, thanks to all of them. She'll be
Speaker 1: at all of them. You go at all if she can,
Speaker 1: if I allow her to. My mom is gonna come
Speaker 1: with me to my Vancouver shows. She's talking of me
Speaker 1: on stage. My mom was come to the Virginia one,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, it's one show, do not come? All right,
Speaker 1: we forgot to do Tweeter of the Week, so fortune
Speaker 1: is gone, but I am here with the very delightful
Speaker 1: Katie and Anna. Are you guys ready for Tweeter the Week?
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Number one. This is from
Speaker 1: Olivia at op underscore Cornelius. Jean Blanc, you smell really good, Becca,
Speaker 1: Thanks too bad, it's not your perfume. Jean Blanc. Wait wait,
Speaker 1: take this extra Botlet keep in my pocket. Melanie Harrison
Speaker 1: at mel sarhar overall successful mental All. Jason correctly identifies
Speaker 1: every letter of the lgbt Q acronym, Chris Harrison correctly
Speaker 1: identifies the shape of the earth, and Garrett correctly identifies
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Speaker 1: the John Graham twenty six two math nerd mic drop
Speaker 1: at the end of the mentel all is something I
Speaker 1: will carry with me forever. Quote that's more than the
Speaker 1: population of Orlando. Hashtag math wins. I love that. When
Speaker 1: he did that, Seth that at Basebone one, the sensors
Speaker 1: bleeped out Jordan's last word. Thankfully Chris is inviting him
Speaker 1: up to the couch because the whole world needs to
Speaker 1: know what disinfect he means. They're all losing their minds.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the final one. Seth that at Basebone one.
Speaker 1: Nothing gets the audience on your side regarding the plight
Speaker 1: of your privileged suffering and the beautiful People's club. Quite
Speaker 1: like beginning every sentence with quote as an athlete. I
Speaker 1: love that. I'm gonna do the as an athlete. And
Speaker 1: do you want the perfume bottle or disinfucut e? I
Speaker 1: like perfume? Okay, so final too, Olivia at op Cornelia's
Speaker 1: Jean Blanc. You smell really good, Becca, Thanks too bad,
Speaker 1: it's not your perfume gen blonde. Wait, take things extra
Speaker 1: bottle like keep in my pocket or seth vad at
Speaker 1: baseball one. Nothing gets the audience on your side regarding
Speaker 1: the plight of your privilege suffering in the beautiful People's
Speaker 1: club quite like beginning every sentence with as an athlete, Katie,
Speaker 1: I like the perfume with Anna perfume I liked as
Speaker 1: an athlete. Perfume wins Alright. Congratulations to Olivia at Underscore
Speaker 1: Cornelia's um okay. Bye,