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Speaker 1: your on your podcast firm show? I got that peep

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Speaker 1: after Chaste going on right now. It's so good. Danielle

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Speaker 1: had a bunch of peeps hidden under her death. The

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Speaker 1: chocolate Moose ones. There are these chocolate bottom peeped with

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Speaker 1: peeps there are. It's it's crazy for they have so

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Speaker 1: many different flavors of peeps now with chocolate, and they're

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Speaker 1: so good that chicken palm peeps. They do not have

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Speaker 1: second they introduced dark dark chocolate bottom shell to peep.

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Speaker 1: Now you got chocolate and marshmallows, I'm in, what about you, guys?

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Speaker 1: I love every peep, you know, but I prefer peeps

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Speaker 1: when you leave them out overnight and they're a little harder. Well,

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Speaker 1: the ones that the whatever the peep pop that they

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Speaker 1: had all the peeps on it, they were a little stale.

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Speaker 1: They were good yet. But I do have a problem

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Speaker 1: with this place because those were my peeps and I

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Speaker 1: was given the basket. And what happened anytime you leave

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Speaker 1: ship out of right here it's going. It was at

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Speaker 1: my desk work and I went there today and there's

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Speaker 1: all my peeps one. I said, well here, there's some

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Speaker 1: what the fund is wrong with you? Here? Is there?

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Speaker 1: Is there a hip hop song when my peeps at

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Speaker 1: were not girls, like a song about someone's peeps. People

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Speaker 1: steal stuff? What you know? Stuff gets stolen? Oh, I know.

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Speaker 1: Usually it's scary. Know you came in this morning, you

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Speaker 1: can't leave anything. I had an Egyptian statue of an

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Speaker 1: like the Museum of Natural whatever whatever, and um, someone

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Speaker 1: took it. I walked out with my cat statue from

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Speaker 1: my desk. Yeah, I thought you were actually gonna say

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Speaker 1: that in Egyptian at your desk, like an Egyptian story

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Speaker 1: Daniel does steal from place. I'm the first one, though.

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Speaker 1: You steal from supermarket stuff on the bottom shot and

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Speaker 1: quote unquote forget it's a long time ago and it

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Speaker 1: have your bronx accent right now when you're very serious

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Speaker 1: That was soda. Wasn't it soda? He had a case

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Speaker 1: have you? Security is too good? Have you guys ever

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Speaker 1: done to weight it and eat it at the salad bar?

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Speaker 1: But fill it up halfway, then you weigh it and

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Speaker 1: then you put some more. You said at the candy store.

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Speaker 1: Because at the candy store, I eat while I'm online

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Speaker 1: waiting to pay. You pay for what you eat. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you that when you do the way and eat food,

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Speaker 1: it's like at the at the bar, you scoop stuff in. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I only eat the food that doesn't

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Speaker 1: weigh a lot. If you put mashed potatoes in there,

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Speaker 1: because it's like lead. I go for the most expensive food, yeah, expensive,

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Speaker 1: I do like to go to the to the buffet.

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Speaker 1: One is on a cruise ship because there's so many

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Speaker 1: Do you like to go we will talk Norwegian. But

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Speaker 1: buffet always always always great. You look casino, a good

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Speaker 1: if the price is good in the bargain's a bargain?

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Speaker 1: That did me gray shrimp a dollar a pound? Oh god, gross?

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Speaker 1: money for the doctor though, what is wrong with us?

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Speaker 1: So there's a lot wrong with us. So scary. You

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Speaker 1: So you were at Target buying stuff for your nieces

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Speaker 1: So you're a Target buying Easter eggs and candy, diapers

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Speaker 1: So you should do that? Make weird combinations up, or

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Speaker 1: he's hearing Bortliness never said no to a dollar? Would

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