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Speaker 1: Hey, guys. Coming up, we have a New York Comedy

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Speaker 1: Festival show. It's called Coach War and I Don't Think

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Speaker 1: So Honey deathmatch Team Matt versus Team Bowen. Ten people

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Speaker 1: the most amazing I Don't Think So Honey. It's on

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Speaker 1: November seven That's a Tuesday at eight thirty pm again

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Speaker 1: for New York Comedy Festival. Tickets are available right now.

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Speaker 1: And then at the Brooklyn Podcast Festival on November eighteen

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Speaker 1: at ten pm, we have our third installment of I

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Speaker 1: Don't Think So Honey Live at the Bellhouse. We're so

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Speaker 1: excited to finally perform there with a brand new roster

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Speaker 1: of fifty comedians doing their amazing inaugural I Don't Think

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Speaker 1: So Honey's live for a rabid crowd. We can't wait

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Speaker 1: to see you there. Ding dong less Cultures us calling Well.

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Speaker 1: I guess you could say the Eminem's are backs are bad.

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Speaker 1: I guess you could say that not only did I

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Speaker 1: bring the Eminem's on this episode, but you brought a

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Speaker 1: new favorite of my mine. Can I plug? The snacks

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Speaker 1: are really happening today. We've got pretzel crisps Buffalo wing

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Speaker 1: flavor Deli style. I told you, matt it, I put

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Speaker 1: this in my mouth and I was like, there was

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Speaker 1: a piece of gorgeously fried chicken in my name. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you know who exposed me to this already? Our

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Speaker 1: guest is, which, of course, is the original song. It

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Speaker 1: was more of a ballad um Katrina Rogers, who is

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Speaker 1: my mother? Who I'm gonna radically say this radical She

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Speaker 1: should be on the pod. I think Katrina should be

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Speaker 1: on the pod. I would love that. I think that

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Speaker 1: would be an amazing episode. But yeah, okay, but what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying stupid first symmetry, Like I would love that.

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Speaker 1: That means we would have we would we should bring

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Speaker 1: my mom on. And I don't know if that's Why

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Speaker 1: don't we bring someone else in your family on? We

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Speaker 1: can bring my sister on. Why doesn't Yang Yang come on?

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Speaker 1: My sister would be great, would be so great? You think?

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Speaker 1: I think so? And speaking of family, we have a

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Speaker 1: new member of the family in the room, not our guests,

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Speaker 1: but we have hot engineer well high Well he just

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Speaker 1: moved from Seattle. It's he's fresh off the boat and

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Speaker 1: fresh in our hearts. And well, I'll ask you one question,

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Speaker 1: what's the best eminem? Okay, that's wrong, that's unfortunately wrong.

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Speaker 1: Christy eminem is good and Pretzels close enough. Now, Will

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Speaker 1: is a certified expert in all things audio. He just

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Speaker 1: walked me and Matt through with a delicious, sumptuous tapestry

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Speaker 1: of words. He told us about a sonorous proximity effect

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Speaker 1: when he was telling us to please speak more directly

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Speaker 1: That was a note for me. But but I mean,

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Speaker 1: do you not do you regret having those words spoken

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Speaker 1: to you? No, no, no, I don't regret it. I

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Speaker 1: on he would he very very Genteelly talked us through

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Speaker 1: the axis of the microphone. These were guys. Now, I

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Speaker 1: know I can tell everyone we're recording on the R twenty,

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Speaker 1: which is um designed for people who can, you know,

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Speaker 1: okay that people now know the secrets of the podcast.

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Speaker 1: I mean, and they wiled themselves by an r E

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Speaker 1: Lost Culturistas Too. Well. I challenge someone out there to

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Speaker 1: start a new podcast called Lost Cultureista's Too, and I

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Speaker 1: our guests for making me laugh so hard and also

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Speaker 1: for laughing over our whole intro, because you, how dare

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Speaker 1: you you? I would bring a lawsuit to you. Who

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Speaker 1: She is a veteran. This is the credits, by the way,

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Speaker 1: Comedy Festival. Yes, and of course she has her upcoming

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Speaker 1: solo show at Ours Nova on November four. It's Christie bitch,

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Speaker 1: starring the person sitting to my lapt Matt Roger. I do.

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Speaker 1: introduce her. It's you, guys. Thank you so much. I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry I've been such a bag of giggles. Why are

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Speaker 1: you giggling? Almost? Tell us why? Because I've wanted to

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Speaker 1: to watch you guys. Do that we ask you? We

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Speaker 1: You know what strikes me the most is that physically

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Speaker 1: we are so close to I feel very close to

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Speaker 1: in Will's eyes. Now, Christie, I didn't know where you

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Speaker 1: I mean what nothing my brain destroyed circuiting you. Guys.

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Speaker 1: All I know is you started this by attacking my mother.

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Speaker 1: well no, I said, but I did only to counter

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Speaker 1: Honestly know? Because I feel like this is the real me?

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Speaker 1: an exorcism. Yeah, I mean I should do. It's rule

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Speaker 1: isn't is flawed now, Yeah, you bitch, it's you da flow. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's you da flow. Can I ask um? Can I

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Speaker 1: ask Christie your question? Yeah? Is it going to be

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Speaker 1: let's let's answer that if we're okay. So the way

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Speaker 1: the place I was going to with that was social media,

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Speaker 1: that like Christina Aguilera's like sexual moment was was dirty,

426
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,199
Speaker 1: but no, she was sinking you gotta rub me the

427
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:43,639
Speaker 1: right way, laying on her belly, flipping her little, you know,

428
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 1: for about lack of a better word, vagina flipping her little.

429
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, there is to and fro. I have a

430
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 1: question for you to and fro number three hundred something

431
00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 1: something culture. You gotta gotta flip that post post to

432
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 1: and fro. In fact, I might be a new hip song.

433
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 1: You gotta flip that. You gotta flip it. To fro,

434
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:12,679
Speaker 1: you gotta flip that, you gotta flip it. This is

435
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 1: to the tune of no very clearly it's hip hip

436
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 1: and you don't stop love that. I was the illusion

437
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: shattered for you though, when like when you learned about

438
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,120
Speaker 1: like how awful of a person Loop Perlman was, No,

439
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 1: oh you want to know why I'm the worst when

440
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: it comes to that. Michael Jackson is I utilize Yeah.

441
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,160
Speaker 1: I mean, although I remember watching his trial on TV

442
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: and just turning the other cheek. I was like, oh

443
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,360
Speaker 1: he sleeps little boys. I still love remember the time

444
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:57,159
Speaker 1: music video. That's so interesting. I mean, I'm you know,

445
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 1: I'm not proud of this, but I'm gonna admit it

446
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 1: because it's my true I do that not as much anymore.

447
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 1: You know what the breaking point was for me Chris Brown.

448
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 1: At first, when the Chris Brown Rihanna thing happened, I

449
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 1: would like close my eyes and printed. And he was

450
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:22,120
Speaker 1: usher because I liked his music. Everyone It's like because

451
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: that was sort of that for him. He was the

452
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 1: guy for me who made me look at real life

453
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 1: and be like, you know, well, well I can't support

454
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:33,880
Speaker 1: you know. It's like, um, so like like you know, well,

455
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 1: now with like Woody Allen or whatever. I don't like

456
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,400
Speaker 1: their films, but but you know what, learning about Luke

457
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,879
Speaker 1: Prolman didn't it shock me as much as because like,

458
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 1: you know what these were little boys is not dead

459
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 1: who were being clearly they were sexualized and blah blah blah,

460
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 1: like you knew it was a little fun if anything,

461
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 1: that explains how truly, so it didn't feel like as

462
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: big of a shock to me totally. Speaking of Chris Brown,

463
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 1: I just want to say, um, I'm so have you

464
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 1: seen this documentary that's on Netflix about him? But I'm

465
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 1: really into it might be good anyway, I just I

466
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,440
Speaker 1: just want to put that on. Everyone is focused on him.

467
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 1: I think so I might be miss speaking, but I

468
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: just know that I'll watch it. And also, I mean,

469
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:17,679
Speaker 1: I don't want to get this is like my biggest

470
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,639
Speaker 1: fear is that with this podcast, I'm gonna want to

471
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,440
Speaker 1: talk about too many things. But did you watch the Demi?

472
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: I know that watching talk about it? We have not.

473
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 1: We have not talked about it. We should absolutely talk

474
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,360
Speaker 1: about you did watch it? Oh? And I have? I mean,

475
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,640
Speaker 1: I loved it. I fucking loved it. And I see

476
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 1: her on a whole new night Light and I've been

477
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,160
Speaker 1: a fan from day one and I'm more so fan now. Great.

478
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,159
Speaker 1: I loved Demi and I did love the documentary. Of

479
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 1: course there was it was very funny to me, like

480
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 1: that every fifteen minutes. There was like a photo shoot

481
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,400
Speaker 1: that those are fun. I mean, she looked absolutely incredible.

482
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 1: But the thing is like you hate doing this, you

483
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 1: hate comparing it to something else. But so, um. What

484
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 1: I liked about the Demi Lavata documentary as I thought

485
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: it revealed real truths about like the dishonesty that comes

486
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 1: along with addiction, you know what I mean. That was

487
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 1: something that I feel like, like you just assumed dem

488
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: Levado had all these problems got better when she sang

489
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: the song Skyscraper and then it was no looking back. Meanwhile,

490
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 1: there was like, you know confirmed um in the documentary.

491
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: Was that like even when she was releasing another documentary

492
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 1: like four years ago about how she was like rehabilitated,

493
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: she was doing coke and like how funked up super

494
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: fucked up um post, you know, rehabilitated image like singing

495
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 1: that American idol, like like she saying she's clean at

496
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: this time and she's revealing that she lied, but she's

497
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,439
Speaker 1: still and I thought this was refreshing. She's still dealing

498
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: with bulimia. She said, she's still dealing with and she

499
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 1: said that's not that chapter. I mean, like I don't

500
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: think any of these books or chapters are closed. They

501
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 1: never are. They never are. And that's a that's a

502
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 1: real a stick sort of presentationally, like you know, I

503
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 1: feel I always understand, especially with the Disney the Disney

504
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: girls or the Nickelodeon girls, like they're they come into

505
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: the spotlight a role model, and that's a lot of

506
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: pressure for these girls. And I really seeing demi story,

507
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 1: you know, she started doing Barney and then shot to

508
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 1: fame doing the Disney stuff. But but to see her

509
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: story and to have her be so honest with it,

510
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 1: now I understand why her fans are so right or

511
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 1: die because she's real. I feel like she's very authentic

512
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: and an amazing vocalist. I thought it was good study,

513
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: and I watched it together and just in the even

514
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: in the very just in the very beginning, I just

515
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 1: and I'm not saying this like I'm like, I like,

516
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: I'm very astute to observe this, but I feel like

517
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: the artifice of the of the documentary, of it being

518
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: like overly produced, like was just I don't know, I

519
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: don't know how to feel about it. I either admire

520
00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 1: it so much for being so like blatantly like, oh

521
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 1: this is like this was a fed line, or like

522
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: even in the beginning where she was like, I'm nervous

523
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 1: to talk to you because the last time I talked

524
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: to someone this long on camera, I was on cocaine.

525
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: Like it was just it was just like, okay, like

526
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: you you're just repeating this that that that's that's that's

527
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: how I felt. That's giving me a luck. Like, well,

528
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: I mean sure, but you could literally say that about us,

529
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 1: you know what, you know what I like at a

530
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: certain point, you just have to like if we're gonna

531
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: sit down and watch this, either accepted for the message

532
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: that it's giving, which is I think a pretty honest

533
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: message about you know what it's about like her, her

534
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: many many issues, or kind of say, okay, well just

535
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: remember this is still a product. This is still a product.

536
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 1: This is still a product. I'm still being sold something.

537
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: But you could literally do that to yourself for a

538
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: long time, where I think you need to find a balance.

539
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: That's I think sometimes why it's dangerous to watch things

540
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: with Sudi because she is always going to see right

541
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: through too. But but it's great though, and like you know,

542
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: it is totally great, and I'm so thankful for that.

543
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: I yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I know, I mean

544
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: I just watched this and I picked up on it

545
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 1: at certain parts that Sudi didn't even and I was

546
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: just like, oh yeah, like it's fine, like we get

547
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 1: that this is a documentary that certain moments have to

548
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: be like staged in a way to feel powerful, but

549
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 1: also like just like go there anyway. And that's why

550
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: that's why I like the photo shoots, because it's blatantly

551
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: like of course this was a set, like this was

552
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,719
Speaker 1: set up, and you know what, I would prefer the

553
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 1: overproduction versus you know, a couple of scenes in Gagas

554
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 1: where she's topless by the pool and the ship thank You,

555
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: where it's like a little born I'm like, all right,

556
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: because Demi's was transparently placed, whereas Gagas was like you

557
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: cut back to her and her fucking tits are out

558
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 1: just like the best the best part of Gaga, of

559
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: the Gaga documented it was like it's so so produced,

560
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: was where she's like sucking at um. She's at some

561
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: studio and she's talking to the phone with Sonya, her

562
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: friend who has cancered. What the doctor said, what you

563
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: still have cancer? And so the cancer is is definitely back,

564
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: is what you're saying about it so expository. No, I

565
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: do want to say she did pass away and she

566
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,959
Speaker 1: was a lovely person and God cared about her very much.

567
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 1: And I Love Girls was the song inspired by Sonya

568
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: and seriously like and that's why I almost don't even

569
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: like to compare. I know, yes, but of course you

570
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: compare them because they're very similar, and like worth, You're

571
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 1: the mine of the comedy out of these things. And yes,

572
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: there were many parts of Gaga's documentary where it's like,

573
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: it's almost more shitty to me because it's presenting itself

574
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: as an unproduced and more raw, whereas I live for

575
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: the fact that Demilovado basically blocked her eyebrows out to

576
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: go boxing, honey. But this is the thing that was

577
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: so funny, this is this supposed to this us to

578
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 1: both documentaries, though, is that I like, you know, the

579
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: parts that are authentically are so much more powerful powerful,

580
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: Like when Gaga's giving notes at the her Super Bowl

581
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 1: rehearsal where she's like, I have to be here, Like

582
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 1: that was a real moment where she's like taking everyone

583
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: to task and it was amazing. And for DEMI like

584
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: several parts in Demi's documentary where she does that. But

585
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: then you know, um, I just thought I loved the

586
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 1: studio sessions where she was like and suiting and I

587
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: just couldn't stop hoting this where she's just like talking

588
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 1: back and forth with the producers and then at one

589
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 1: point she just goes just completely like Anna Dine, like

590
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: like straight toned, like I just want to make sure

591
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 1: my vibrato is consistent, which is like not something you said,

592
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: you say that all, but I mean it was. That

593
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: was an amazing moment. I love. I love that they

594
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: go over to like the recording of the computer and

595
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: they say, look, look how cons like bitch, we know

596
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: she can sing, like we understand. It was great I

597
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: can do that would show up on there as conn't

598
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: you know, well, what does it? What does the wave

599
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: for him look like? Pretty? It's pretty consistent? Thank you? Yeah, no,

600
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: you're yeah. I mean, but I love that moment, and

601
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: you know what that you're right. I agree with you.

602
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: I'm on the same page. I liked the Demi documentary

603
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: better because by virtue of it being overproduced for moments

604
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 1: such as those, Yeah, because it's like, what are you

605
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: gonna do? Like lie, like at the end of the day,

606
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 1: like you want eyes on this to sell things? Yeah,

607
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: And I guess like I think there is more prestige

608
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 1: in the fact that likely Gagas was released to Netflix,

609
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 1: and I think maybe a little bit more artistically done

610
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: which is on YouTube, and like absolutely like you know,

611
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: at some point we definitely all subliminally thought, like you

612
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: know what I want right now, Pepsi. You know, I

613
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: really want pepsi right now. I really in the hanker

614
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: in the mood. Oh my god. Wait, I don't know

615
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 1: if this is the sort of relates to your your

616
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: boybend obsession. What are your feelings on Josy and the

617
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: pussy Cats the movie loved and speaking of slivonal message

618
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 1: like you haven't seen that, you have to see it.

619
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,880
Speaker 1: I don't think. I think I've seen pieces because my

620
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,439
Speaker 1: sister was watching. I remember pieces of it. I've never

621
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,280
Speaker 1: seen the movie in its entirety. But I am watching Riverdale, okay,

622
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 1: and they are there are characters in Riverdale, and I'm

623
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: loving the puzzy yards in Riverdale. For that one tired

624
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: one who's just also diet elady is there. One more

625
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 1: thing is that she's tired. No, but did you eat

626
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: her face? She looks so tired. She just looks very tired.

627
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: I watched like the first six episodes of the first season,

628
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 1: and honestly, like, I really loved it. I thought it

629
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: was like stylistically it was great, but then something about it.

630
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 1: I just didn't keep watching it. I think maybe because

631
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: I felt like I got it. Well, I'm watching it

632
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: for Luke Perry as a high Delph. I get that

633
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: he's Looke. Harry's in it. Archer's dad. She's dad, and

634
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: he's hot as fuck, and he's I just haven't seen

635
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 1: him in so long that I did not registring through that. Also,

636
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Speaker 1: what's Veronica's mother? Her name is Marison Nichols. She's also

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Speaker 1: gorgeous Veronica. The acts who plays Veronica. I guess who

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Speaker 1: her teacher and playwrights was, Andrew Farmer really yeah friend.

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Speaker 1: I Google then saw that she went to yeah, our friend.

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Speaker 1: That means, oh my god, a really good friend taught her,

641
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Speaker 1: and she tweeted something because because hi, Andrew, and Andrew's

642
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Speaker 1: doing this really cool like um or maybe he will

643
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Speaker 1: have just finished this like cool like series on about

644
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Speaker 1: subway scary stories. Um. And then she like tweeted, she

645
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Speaker 1: was like, Hi, my one of my one of the

646
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Speaker 1: best drama teachers I've ever had at and my U

647
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Speaker 1: is doing this cool project. Check him out. So she's

648
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Speaker 1: like an Andrew Farmers stand. She's she's really good. She's

649
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Speaker 1: really good. Can I I've only seen the first two episodes,

650
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Speaker 1: but I like, I liked get it. Yeah, you've seen

651
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Speaker 1: it all. I really like it. But I had such

652
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Speaker 1: a nostalgia when I was watching it for the o

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Speaker 1: C for you know, all these shows that I would

654
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Speaker 1: watch as a team, and like, I'm like, oh, I'm

655
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Speaker 1: glad there's one for this new generation. But I want

656
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Speaker 1: that but scaled up to my age. But I don't

657
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Speaker 1: think that weird realization like watching it this time around,

658
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Speaker 1: because I like, I loved those yeah, and it does

659
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: make me feel nostalgic. The thing this time around it

660
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 1: is tripping me out is that I'm really into the

661
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Speaker 1: parents storyline, which I feel like isn't a sign that

662
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Speaker 1: I'm getting older. I was always I'm like, oh, the

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Speaker 1: Dad's Like. I was never into Sandy Cohen. I was

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Speaker 1: into Julie Cooper. Julie Cooper. Julie Cooper. Early gay icon

665
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Speaker 1: also what was Kirston Kirstenhens alcoholism was a huge, huge

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Speaker 1: I loved the parents even as even as a young child. Wait,

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Speaker 1: Kirston Cooper. Oh that's Kitty right. Who is the redhead

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Speaker 1: Julie Julie Cooper, But that was Julie Coopers. That's mom, mom,

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Speaker 1: mom had alcoholism. Later in remembering it was really remember

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Speaker 1: I do love Sandy Colin that she gets in like

671
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Speaker 1: a horrible car accident because she's drunk. I remember remember

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Speaker 1: Tate Donovan another hot day. I love don voiced Hercules

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Speaker 1: and I like, as a young child watching her cays,

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Speaker 1: I was like, we ever voicing him Hercules saying distance?

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Speaker 1: That was Roger bart Er Broadway Lodgend Roger bart every

676
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Speaker 1: single quote unquote straight Yeah. I had sang that song

677
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Speaker 1: for their distance. Can I tell you we want? They

678
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 1: used to have an American Idol attraction at Disney World

679
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: where you could sing. You'd go up and sing to

680
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Speaker 1: every people. You could go up and be a contestant,

681
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: and then had who won saying go the distance? And

682
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Speaker 1: afterwards they like did this thing where they brought him

683
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Speaker 1: to the back and they were having imposed and people

684
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Speaker 1: had to like pretend to be fans, and I I

685
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 1: pushed my sister so hard to go up there. I

686
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Speaker 1: was like, I was like, oh, let's and I'm like

687
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: pushed her up there, and she's like, what are you doing?

688
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 1: And this like Hollywood director quote unquote in the parks

689
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Speaker 1: that was like, alright, out extras, come on, we're doing

690
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Speaker 1: this now. When he when he raises his arms to

691
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Speaker 1: give muscles, you guys are gonna be fair. My sister

692
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Speaker 1: was mortified. She does not do this kind of thing.

693
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Speaker 1: But but it was like too late. It was like,

694
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Speaker 1: a she doesn't do this kind of thing. Be She's

695
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: also not the kind of person to like break authority.

696
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Speaker 1: So the fact she was up there she was going

697
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Speaker 1: to do it, Oh my god. And watching her like

698
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 1: pretend to like fan herself like very fun for me.

699
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Speaker 1: I competed in the Warwick Mall idol. Oh my god,

700
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Speaker 1: what did you saying? Tell us it's brutal. I think

701
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Speaker 1: I'm used a beaters on okaying all that jazz. It

702
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: was a stupid And I auditioned for American Idols Season

703
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Speaker 1: two with Clay Aging and Reuben Stard and did you

704
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Speaker 1: get anywhere? I made it past one cud of judges.

705
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Speaker 1: To go sing for other people. But I never saw

706
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: I say for that, I say, Christina aguilar As I

707
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: turned to you and started with when I'm most like

708
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: my stupid voice, it was like, no one understands that

709
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:24,240
Speaker 1: that is the song number three hundred and something of culture,

710
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:32,280
Speaker 1: something something get specific with you. You know we're gonna culture,

711
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: Christina Aguilera. The song is. Now We're going to take

712
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: a quick break to listen to that song and its entirety,

713
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: and when we get back, we're going to have so

714
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 1: much more from Christie Chello. But I think now we

715
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: should go to a word from ourselves about our upcoming

716
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Speaker 1: show at New York Comedy Festival. So here's ourselves. Oh man,

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00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: I think I sent a chill in the air. Yes, Well,

718
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Speaker 1: if you thought that chill was the fall the autumn,

719
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Speaker 1: I have to say it's not. It's a chill between

720
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Speaker 1: you and I. That's because we are going head to

721
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Speaker 1: head people at culch War. It's our show for New

722
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 1: York Comedy Festival, and it's an I don't think so,

723
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Speaker 1: honey deathmatch. Team Matt and Team Bowen are going to

724
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,879
Speaker 1: have their own teams of ten comedians basing off head

725
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 1: to head in many rounds, Honey, for the title of

726
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Speaker 1: the Ultimate Culturalista. Yes, there will be a hundred dollar

727
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Speaker 1: cash prize. Now, what are some things you can do

728
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Speaker 1: with a hundred dollars Bowen? Oh, I think you could

729
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 1: pay for a Spirit Airlines ticket to Tacoma. I think

730
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Speaker 1: that that's a pretty reasonable that I was gonna say,

731
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Speaker 1: uh Bill, Oh yeah. I think someone whoever wins coulch

732
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Speaker 1: War will be paying their Connent bill, and they'll also

733
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Speaker 1: be bringing glory and victory to either Team Matt or

734
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Speaker 1: Team Bowen. You will find out which team wins on

735
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,359
Speaker 1: November seven at eight pm. This is for New York

736
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Speaker 1: Comedy Festival people, and tickets are on sale now. We're

737
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 1: doing it at Villain in Brooklyn. We're very excited. November

738
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Speaker 1: seven thirty. It's a Tuesday, New York Comedy Festival, Brooklyn.

739
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Speaker 1: Villain is the space. And you know what, November seven

740
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Speaker 1: is Election Day. And I would say that this election

741
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 1: is more important than anything else that's happening in the country. Yes,

742
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 1: I agree. Now, if you can't make November seven, if

743
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: that's not something you can make work, then you can

744
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: come to the beautiful, more positive, more cathartic uh the

745
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 1: proven quantity of our I don't Think so Honey live

746
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Speaker 1: show this time at the Bellhouse. We're so excited to

747
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 1: be performing there. We're gonna have fifty brand new comedians

748
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,439
Speaker 1: doing there. I don't Think so honeyes as we record them,

749
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Speaker 1: as we introduce their uh, stunningly, stunningly incisive attacks to

750
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Speaker 1: the world. And it's gonna be so fun, so fun,

751
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: got some amazing comics lined up for it. Will be

752
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 1: announcing that very soon and podcast festival. Honey at the

753
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 1: Bell was very excited about that. So again, that's November seven,

754
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,959
Speaker 1: Coach War and I Don't Think So Honey Death Match

755
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,400
Speaker 1: as part of New York Comedy Festival, and November eighteen,

756
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: I Don't Think so Honey Live at ten o'clock at

757
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 1: the Bell House as part of the Brooklyn Podcast Festival.

758
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: So there you go, people to options and we'll find

759
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: out who can really serve Coach. It's getting colder in

760
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 1: here and we're back with Christie. Chill out we are.

761
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 1: We just listened to I turned to you in its entirety,

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00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: and you know what it holds up? Came Christie, came

763
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 1: You're so Christie's brand is horny, Yeah, and that actually

764
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 1: really rings true in your upcoming show. Thank you so much.

765
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 1: It's Christie Bitch, which is going to be at Ours

766
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Speaker 1: Nova on November four. I'm really excited and that you're

767
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: a part of it. I'm thrilled to be a part

768
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 1: of it. It's directed by um John Trowbridge. We want

769
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Speaker 1: to say hello to him. Hi John, Hi John, how

770
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Speaker 1: are you? And check out his instagram pages one for

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Speaker 1: the Agent. You should check out his instagram. He bears

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00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: a little again, there's a little into it. I really

773
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 1: adored him another way. Another hottie in the show is

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00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 1: Evan Williams. Oh my god, yeah, he plays I can

775
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: say he plays um the role of my fantasy man. Yeah,

776
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 1: and he's something to you. He's a phenomenal stand up

777
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 1: very fun. I'm and I we also got close doing roasts.

778
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: But he's an incredible actor and oh my god, it's

779
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: like what he wants to do, and he can do

780
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:43,399
Speaker 1: impressions and he's incredibly versatile and um and yeah, he's

781
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: he's he's an amazing actor. So there's gonna be a

782
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 1: lot of reasons to come to this. Okay, tell us

783
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:48,800
Speaker 1: a little bit about it. Why did you want to

784
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,359
Speaker 1: do it like, talk a bit little about the show

785
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,399
Speaker 1: because I want people. I want butts and seeds. Oh

786
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 1: you're the best. It's really fun. It's it's the debut

787
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 1: of my one woman show. I've always wanted to do it. Um,

788
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: and I really love stand up, which is what I

789
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:05,400
Speaker 1: normally do, but I wanted an opportunity to do a

790
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 1: little bit more than just stand up, so sort of

791
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: combined stand up and a little storytelling. There might be

792
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 1: a little song and dance in there. Acting. Um, it's

793
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Speaker 1: a whole. It really follows my life as a horny

794
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Speaker 1: and holy girl. And we don't just mean holes as

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Speaker 1: in the holes we all have. Um, your religious lady,

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Speaker 1: M I just need I need to pull up something

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Speaker 1: that Christie posted today on Facebook that really, like really

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00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,240
Speaker 1: affected me because it's just so funny and so true

799
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Speaker 1: to her and who she is. Okay, and she even

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Speaker 1: put the background on this, you know, those big backgrounds

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Speaker 1: of the big letters. She goes, is it hard for

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Speaker 1: me to be holy and horny? Id K, is it

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Speaker 1: hard for the sun to shine? Sick of these tired

804
00:44:53,880 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: ask questions of my own joke, it's so funny saying

805
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: it's so funny to ask questions. I really I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to talk more about how I'm Catholic, but do it

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Speaker 1: in a way that is a little I try for

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Speaker 1: it to be a little refreshing, very positive, and like

809
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,840
Speaker 1: not you know, when you when you bring up Jesus,

810
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: there is you know, you alienate people and you can

811
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:27,359
Speaker 1: anchor people, and it's personal and it's a strange thing

812
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 1: to bring about. But I'm trying to do it in

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Speaker 1: this way where like, I'm a very horny girl. I

814
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Speaker 1: love sex. I sin all the time in my Jesus

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Speaker 1: fucking loves that. And I've the only all the times

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00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 1: I've heard you talk about religion, um have always been

817
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: so personal, so beautiful, so moving, so refreshing. So I

818
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Speaker 1: don't I don't think you shouldn't fear. I had friends

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Speaker 1: that were I wasn't at the show, but I had

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Speaker 1: a lot of friends that were at. A friend of

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Speaker 1: the show and competitor in culture War at least Moralice

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Speaker 1: called so do We. So it's a show called the

823
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Speaker 1: Roast of a fifteen year old Self, and there's an

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Speaker 1: upcoming roast of the fear old stuff. I'm look looking

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Speaker 1: up in one of my favorite shows I've I've done

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Speaker 1: it as well? Have you done it? It's phenomenal. It

827
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: was so fun and it's really really good. Um. But

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Speaker 1: I had several people called to me and tell me

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Speaker 1: how amazing yours was. Um, and also you did a

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00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 1: really good Um you are heard. Remember the show You

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Speaker 1: are Heard? Yeah, And so that was I had a

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Speaker 1: lot of people come back to me and they were like,

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Speaker 1: I was really moved by this because a lot of

834
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Speaker 1: people you talk about being religious and they immediately shut down. Um,

835
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Speaker 1: but you were able to speak about it in a

836
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Speaker 1: way that made it very real and it was very

837
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Speaker 1: genuine and like, I don't know what it is. I

838
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 1: think we all kind of associated with our childhoods and

839
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 1: maybe an oppression or like you assume someone else is oppressed,

840
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: you never assume someone's empowered by that. I completely understand.

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Speaker 1: I think it's important to you. Is like I understand

842
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: the people who get angry at religion and don't like

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Speaker 1: it and why people are atheists. Like I understand that,

844
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Speaker 1: but you know, it really is like I according to

845
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Speaker 1: most Catholics, I'm not a Catholic because I don't, you know,

846
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Speaker 1: adhere to all the whatever is in the Bible. But

847
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:27,720
Speaker 1: I very much pick and choose what I do for myself.

848
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 1: And I have my own religion, but like I very

849
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:33,399
Speaker 1: much have like a strong relationship with Jesus, Like it's

850
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,799
Speaker 1: very important to me. I love that. And we had

851
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 1: Blair on a couple episodes ago, and she just talked

852
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:42,359
Speaker 1: about how she's starting to like turn to like God

853
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 1: as this concept, not under an organized religion per se,

854
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 1: but like yeah, just as like just as like a

855
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 1: good force in her life. You've really talked, Blair and

856
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:51,839
Speaker 1: I have talked a lot of about and you came

857
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 1: up and we were just like, have you and Christie

858
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 1: talked about this? And and she was like, we have.

859
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: But Blair is like not necessarily operating under this like

860
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: you know, organized sort of structure around religion, but you are.

861
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: And I feel like, like, what what do you like

862
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: about like just having them I'll say institution but not

863
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 1: in a bad way, the institution of Catholicism just to

864
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 1: like organize your your your your faith behind Does that

865
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 1: make sense? Like what do you like about having Catholicism

866
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:21,359
Speaker 1: be the system that's already in place? Well? I think

867
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,879
Speaker 1: Jesus like like that being the center of it. It's

868
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: literally Jesus, but Also I do litera church every Sunday,

869
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 1: and I see in the Choiret mat Urch and I

870
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 1: like love for me. I think it's like my equivalent

871
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 1: to like how people would practice yoga or meditation. Like

872
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: I turn off my phone and I just think and

873
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: I and I kind of meditate on my thoughts, and like,

874
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: you know, there is like a stigma with religion, and

875
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 1: I get why when you know priests were molesting boys

876
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,840
Speaker 1: and there's been you know, it can it's parts of

877
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 1: it are corrupt and I get that, but like you know,

878
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: I belong to a really amazing church. And like the

879
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 1: pastor is so this guy, Pastor Kevin, and he's so funny,

880
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: like he's watched my common online and like and he'll

881
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:04,240
Speaker 1: always like kind of roll his eyes and like Christie

882
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 1: and I always make these jokes with him, like like

883
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 1: literally one time I made a joke with Pastor Kevin,

884
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: and he was like this Irish New York like older

885
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: chubby guys, really great and I was like, I was,

886
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:19,280
Speaker 1: like I said to him, I will Jesus be mad

887
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 1: or Jesus gonna be mad if I'm gay or I'm

888
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 1: not gay? But I said, would Jesus be mad if

889
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 1: I was gay, and then he said no, Christie, and

890
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: I said, hell, yeah, this weekend is going to be

891
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: lit and he was like Christidae and lapsed and rolls

892
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 1: his eyes and it's like, you know this, like knowing

893
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: we have a great relationship and you have to you know,

894
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 1: it's a personal thing. But yeah, I love that to everyone.

895
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: It's personal to everyone, and I love thinking about it

896
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 1: at this place where you can go and have a joyous, contemplative,

897
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 1: um singular experience. Thank you for talking to us about

898
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 1: about that, because we know, we know it's personal. We

899
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:02,319
Speaker 1: know that you have the right to be selective about

900
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 1: when to talk about this. Was there a reason why

901
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 1: you founded or like a good question like I was.

902
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: I was brought up Catholic and it gave me a

903
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: lot of anxiety and it gave me some of my

904
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 1: O c D habits that I have because I was

905
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: so afraid of going to Hell and burning with the

906
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:24,240
Speaker 1: devil um. So that gave me a lot of Catholic guilt.

907
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 1: And there are things I didn't like about it. But

908
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:28,319
Speaker 1: in the city I sort of rediscovered it. I had

909
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: this crazy like experience where I had this cancer on

910
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: my back in melanoma and I had to get this tumor.

911
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: Uh they found it really late, and so I had

912
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 1: I was set up to like start this radiation for

913
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: this cancer that I had, and they got it all

914
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: out in surgery, and all the doctors were very much like,

915
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: oh my God, you have someone looking out for you.

916
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 1: Like You're so lucky. Had I waited another couple of weeks,

917
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 1: I would have had to get treatment. And it's like,

918
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 1: I'm not this like survivor rightn beat cancer. But I

919
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:58,839
Speaker 1: got so lucky that I really believe that people are

920
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,839
Speaker 1: like looking out for me. I believe that all the time.

921
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 1: I believe in like angels, and I believe in like

922
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: the power of prayer, and like I believe in it.

923
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: So that really changed my life. It's just I really

924
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 1: genuinely believe that it just matters what you decide to

925
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 1: call it, you know, because you know there's people in

926
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 1: my life now that are like, it's about positive energy

927
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 1: and you know the universe. Yeah, exactly calling it the

928
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 1: universe and uh, investing positivity into the world and self

929
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,399
Speaker 1: belief and all these things. And it's like you could

930
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,240
Speaker 1: just change the verbiage of that and call it God

931
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: and you would be still live in the same goddamn

932
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 1: life as I as I take the Lord's same in vain.

933
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: God loved it. I think you love laughing. He's r

934
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 1: l rolling on the cloud, laugh rolling on the cloud laughing.

935
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,880
Speaker 1: I think really fitting. And you know what, hot engineer

936
00:51:55,920 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 1: will not it along a thank you. Even Oprah, who

937
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,359
Speaker 1: is definitely like religious, like in a Christian sense, like

938
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 1: I think she's even learned to just like in order

939
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: for something, she wants to tell everybody about God, but

940
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 1: knowing that she has to reach this white audience with

941
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 1: very backgrounds, she refers to it as like this force

942
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: that like guides you. That's what that's sort of what

943
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 1: to therapy and my therapist. One of the first days,

944
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: she asked me if I believed in God, and she

945
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 1: was like, okay, then I'm gonna then she'll use the

946
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 1: term God. But my girlfriend sees the same therapist in

947
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 1: the girlfriend doesn't believe in God, so she calls it

948
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 1: the universe and we're talking about the same thing. Put

949
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 1: it out. It's but it's very true. She she uses

950
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 1: God with me because it's something I know. Can I

951
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,760
Speaker 1: this is This might seem like totally un of noowhere.

952
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 1: But do you talking about um this melanoma? I mean wow?

953
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 1: First of all, Wow. Second of all, Um, do you

954
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 1: and Molly ever talk about these kinds of things that

955
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 1: Like Molly Molly Austin, friend of a friend of the

956
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 1: show Only Austin. She she talks every now and then about, um,

957
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: this near death experience or not, you know, not a

958
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 1: near death experience, but like a really traumatizing physical experience

959
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 1: she had about how that reorganized almost everything in her life. Yeah,

960
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,399
Speaker 1: it really, Yeah, it was there was like a before

961
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 1: and after with that? Was there was there like a

962
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,399
Speaker 1: before and after thing with that? Like what was that?

963
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 1: What was the shift there after? After? Like that moment

964
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 1: I think that it was just like it sounds so cheesy,

965
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: but it's just a real I think, you know God,

966
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: But like it sounds so it's like you you really

967
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: look at your life and you realize, like you're lucky.

968
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 1: Like I started practicing you know what I practice more

969
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 1: than anything else is gratitude. I thought you were going

970
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 1: to say, Bocci, I was, you know what I practice

971
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: more than anything else? That had like all the time

972
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:54,399
Speaker 1: and just to be thankful and I really felt like,

973
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: you know, it's you know, it's it's it's just helped.

974
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 1: It's yeah, I think it. Yeah. You know, if you

975
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 1: want to practice bocci, if you could just when you

976
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 1: host your show at Union Hall, at Battle of the Diva's,

977
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 1: you know Union Hall, you could just go right up

978
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 1: to court in the bar. That's true. So if you

979
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 1: did want to practice bocci and get better at it,

980
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:20,319
Speaker 1: so talk to us about about your show Dial the

981
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 1: Diva's with this bitch Matto Lane first of all, just

982
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: tooking this back to Cathi Griffin, an interesting cooper that

983
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: would be like a Matto, like a disowned like disowned

984
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 1: you as a would never do that. It's like that.

985
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,240
Speaker 1: I adore mattal Lane our show Battle of the Diva's.

986
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 1: You both have done it and you were a phenomenal

987
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 1: We just take two diva Who won? I guess I

988
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 1: just want to I guess I just want to know

989
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: who won. The amount of times Matt will bring this

990
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:53,319
Speaker 1: up is truly shocking, So just so everyone knows, like,

991
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 1: what does that sound like a contest that someone wins

992
00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 1: and then he can't still can't stop talking about it,

993
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:03,920
Speaker 1: So like victory sounds like a Trumpian fucking impulse. To me,

994
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:10,280
Speaker 1: it was like our we had you guys did Brittany

995
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 1: versus Christian, which is which thank you for honoring us

996
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 1: with that matchup, because that is that's a big one.

997
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 1: That's the match up, that's that is the max. I

998
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:20,439
Speaker 1: mean there are there are only a few other ones

999
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 1: that are like as big Whitney and Maria Maria, we

1000
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 1: had instinct Backstreet Boys, which great. So was it was

1001
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 1: that Sharon and Evans. Sharon and Evans and Evan was

1002
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,879
Speaker 1: so so We're coming back and I really want your

1003
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 1: your opinions on this, on this match up. Okay, we

1004
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: invited Marie Fouston and Evan Williams back, all these divas,

1005
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 1: and I'm curious what you boys think it's going to

1006
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 1: be Katie Perry versus Taylor Swim. I mean, there is

1007
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: no comparison here, are you for real? I don't think

1008
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 1: there's a comparison. There's no contest. There's no contest. I

1009
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 1: think that's what that' is that what you mean? Like

1010
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 1: it's Taylor Taylor, Like Katie's had so many missis. Guys

1011
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 1: were saying this and I was convinced you were going

1012
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 1: to say Katiety, you know, because it doesn't matter what

1013
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:10,759
Speaker 1: our opinion is. There's one who's objectively one is like

1014
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 1: there's one who's defeated the other. Yeah, like like Taylor's

1015
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 1: want quote unquote one which which like we don't necessarily

1016
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 1: agree with, but that is the like cold hard truth,

1017
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,880
Speaker 1: capital t truth. It was hard. I will say, Marie

1018
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 1: is defending Taylor. That really so very funny. It's going

1019
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,839
Speaker 1: to be literally is she gonna throw like I don't

1020
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:36,320
Speaker 1: know how she feels about Connie, but she does that

1021
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: mean she's gonna throw Connie under the beast. It's not

1022
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 1: about how you feel, it's about what you do to win.

1023
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:47,880
Speaker 1: It's like you have to throw it out, you have

1024
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 1: to perform. Matt has an interesting tactic and you both

1025
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 1: didn't I think, and this is this is an interesting

1026
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,440
Speaker 1: thing that Matt Taylor and I noticed with Matt, he

1027
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 1: took the argument against Christine and turned it into the

1028
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: argument for Chris. It was it was trumpion. It was

1029
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:09,839
Speaker 1: it was like using what you would shin on her

1030
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 1: four as if that was in power, but spitting, spinning

1031
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 1: it and then flipping the flipping this, flipping the entire

1032
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 1: and then he so, yeah, and who won the election?

1033
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 1: Mom is trauma. Okay, so I so I opened My

1034
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 1: opening argument was, Brittany has been through a lot. She's

1035
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 1: been We've seen her through so much. Everyone wasn't here

1036
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: a sob story. She's been with us, weep with her,

1037
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,480
Speaker 1: weepen with her, and um, you know I did not,

1038
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 1: but I did not, And then I came out. And

1039
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 1: then I came out looking like a tramp. Okay, real quick.

1040
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 1: His definition of looking like a tramp. You were shorts

1041
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 1: that were completely covering you, black wife beater boots, and

1042
00:57:52,440 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 1: you wore a bandon sank slut. So anyway, his mat

1043
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 1: whole arguments completely. I was being such a hoe and

1044
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 1: oh no, I mean bowen. And I was Matt used

1045
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 1: what Christina used. Matt used his body, he used his body.

1046
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 1: I was a sexual. I was a sex positive, talented

1047
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 1: bitch and listen, and some of us out there in

1048
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 1: the world do not have that capital to barter her

1049
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 1: on that. And I was thinking I was making no,

1050
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: I was making a measured argument for Brittany, passionate, compelling, smart,

1051
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 1: It was interesting. And then Matt poses naked and a

1052
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 1: pile of beauty babies. I don't know one hands down,

1053
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:48,920
Speaker 1: so funny. It was incredible, and but you know what,

1054
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: the people, the people vote on whoever. You know, that

1055
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 1: was right after Trump was elected, right right before this

1056
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 1: was like February January, and you had done Beyonce. I

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00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 1: had just so here's the thing. So you came back

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00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,440
Speaker 1: with that. I had just represented Beyonce and the Beyonce

1059
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 1: versus Lady Gaga battle, and I had lost representing Beyonce.

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Speaker 1: So I was not about to let that happen. And

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00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 1: I saw what my failures were, and my failures were

1062
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,920
Speaker 1: just assuming that I was going to get by on

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00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 1: public narrative. That's what I thought I was, and those

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00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 1: people already know. And honestly, you have to play here's

1065
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 1: the thing about. People go in for the underdogs. So

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00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 1: the crowd goes to the show to play up the

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00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 1: things that are funny and stupid about these icons, because

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00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 1: that is what makes the comedy crowd laugh. You have,

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00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 1: like every show we do, we just want to have you,

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00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 1: guys want to have Marie Evan. Evan has won his

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00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:54,200
Speaker 1: pass battle, and Ree has won her passpresent and she

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00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 1: she was unbelievably her best friend Sydney. Actually, no, we

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00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 1: have not had Sydney and this one we're taking. We

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01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 1: decided to take two champions who know the show? Who

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01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 1: did that smart? Also with Sydney, we want to give

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01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 1: her picks of diva's we we want to put. We

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01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,920
Speaker 1: want to do like a Janet Jackson one that's great.

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01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 1: So we want Sydney to choose their diva which one

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01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:18,600
Speaker 1: she wants to do. We came on your podcast May

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01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 1: She Rest and Rest and Piece. We pitched to you

1081
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 1: that you should do an addition with Disney Villains. Oh

1082
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 1: my god. And I talked to a tale that what

1083
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 1: did he think? Love? Okay? Then? Okay? Great? I mean

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01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 1: literally love open offer, free, offer, take it honestly, thank you.

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01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:35,440
Speaker 1: Will you guys come back? Yes? Do you maybe like

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01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 1: an Ursula versus Maleficent or something that's exactly what I

1087
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 1: was thinking. Versus Maleficent, I would I would come in

1088
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 1: hard for Jafar to oh is not Jar versus Scars? Okay?

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01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:53,560
Speaker 1: That and that's that's a different those are the icon

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01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 1: would win it. I would want you would want to

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01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 1: represent Ursula? Yeah? Um, Dan, you know who would represent

1092
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 1: melisas Mattea? I know Matteo and Fat. He talked about

1093
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 1: Maleficent at length on this podcast. Typical, typical, typical. You

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01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 1: know he is such an encyclopedic, cortous knowledge of it.

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01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 1: Um No, it's such a good show. Go check it

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01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 1: out if you're listening shows coming up you have It's

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01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:26,640
Speaker 1: christs Are you still roast battling? You know what? Not? Really? No,

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01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 1: tell us how. I've always been curious because you are

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01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 1: basically a roast icon at this point. I want to

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01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 1: know how you even got into like what like what

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01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 1: what got you into this like gorgeous world into that

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01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 1: or a bit because you would never think of you

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01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 1: as someone who is a roaster. It's interesting, you know.

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01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 1: I I knew I kind of figured that I could

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01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 1: get away saying some fucked up ship because I can

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01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,560
Speaker 1: say it and you're so likable. Yeah, and I can

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01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:53,040
Speaker 1: really and and I say horrible I've said horrible things.

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01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 1: But the stand was like started to do these roasts

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01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 1: and I just tried it, and my first one, I

1110
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 1: really I liked having like an outlet to say really

1111
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 1: fucked up things and oh god, this is the worst. Um.

1112
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:14,160
Speaker 1: I like going after like the physical Yeah, I'll go

1113
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 1: after the way I'll go after. I mean, nothing's off limits.

1114
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 1: It's low hanging fruit, but you know it's the juiciest fruit.

1115
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 1: And I do want to say that, like I did,

1116
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 1: I did so many of them, and I started to

1117
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 1: just that my stand up in my comedy took a

1118
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 1: back seat. So I'm very actively trying to not do

1119
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:34,720
Speaker 1: them all the time anyway. Um, but I will say that,

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Speaker 1: like in all the times I've done them, like everyone's

1121
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 1: very respectful, like, well me beforehand, and they'll say, like,

1122
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:44,760
Speaker 1: is anything off limits? And then if I were to say, yes,

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01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,000
Speaker 1: don't say this, this this, which I never have, but

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01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,600
Speaker 1: people have said that, and that's respect. But that's respected,

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01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 1: and like of course, like I would want to know

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01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:54,080
Speaker 1: that for anybody, Like I'm not saying that you don't

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01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:58,240
Speaker 1: want to hurt people, you know, so, but but I

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Speaker 1: had a great I mean it was a great oppert

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01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 1: tunity for me. So then you kept doing it at

1130
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:03,800
Speaker 1: the stand. And then finally Comedy Central came knocking or

1131
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:05,920
Speaker 1: were they just shot they just stuff at the stand.

1132
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:07,720
Speaker 1: They shot a lot at the stand, and like Jeff

1133
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,919
Speaker 1: Ross would come into the stand and so he saw

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01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:14,919
Speaker 1: me a couple of times and then um, and then yeah,

1135
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:18,160
Speaker 1: then Comedy Central did this, did the show at Montreal,

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01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 1: and I was the I mean I think because somebody

1137
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 1: turned it down. They because they I found out, I

1138
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 1: mean like a week before the thing that I was going.

1139
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:29,920
Speaker 1: And then I battled Jimmy Carr, who was the biggest

1140
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 1: name and he had won the year before, so he

1141
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 1: was like the undisputed champion, and so we battled each

1142
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,600
Speaker 1: other and he's like this legend and it was I

1143
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:42,160
Speaker 1: gotta be honest. I think people like we're like, oh

1144
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:44,600
Speaker 1: my god, like, are you terrified because You're going in

1145
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 1: this no name underdog And I was like, no, no no, no,

1146
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:50,080
Speaker 1: this is the best best situation because because I know

1147
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,480
Speaker 1: I'll get knocked out, but I don't give a funk.

1148
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:55,000
Speaker 1: I can just have fun. It's nobody knows who I am,

1149
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:58,040
Speaker 1: so I had nothing to lose. And I went in

1150
01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:01,080
Speaker 1: there like I was very in the moment. I was nervous.

1151
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 1: I had to prep myself and and I just like,

1152
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:06,760
Speaker 1: you know, I brought myself into it, which I which

1153
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:09,760
Speaker 1: I liked, and it didn't matter. It didn't matter. But

1154
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:11,720
Speaker 1: did you end up? Oh? Can I tell you something,

1155
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:15,520
Speaker 1: I've lost almost every roast I've ever done. I never win.

1156
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:18,680
Speaker 1: I never ever win. But I'm a great loser. I'll

1157
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:20,360
Speaker 1: do such a great job and I don't give it.

1158
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:24,720
Speaker 1: It's not even about losing or winning. Yeah, so's it's

1159
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:26,439
Speaker 1: been a lot of it's been a lot of fun.

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01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:29,800
Speaker 1: But I also like, I'll say this too, I had

1161
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:33,320
Speaker 1: um as like a story of how you can overcome

1162
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:37,000
Speaker 1: my first like big shows that I did at Carolines.

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01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:41,640
Speaker 1: Jeff had asked me to host and it was like

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01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 1: my first time performing at Carolines and I'm not I I

1165
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:46,440
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys have been in similar situations,

1166
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:50,480
Speaker 1: but just just a bomb city, just bombs over back

1167
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 1: and I was, I mean it was. I I felt

1168
01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:56,880
Speaker 1: like I couldn't show my face in Carolines for a

1169
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:58,520
Speaker 1: long time. I feel like I'm on the no fly

1170
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 1: list there. Oh my god, you know at this and

1171
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:02,520
Speaker 1: I to the point where you're like, you you feel

1172
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 1: like you need to write everybody you know a letter

1173
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:08,720
Speaker 1: and apologize for knowing them. I felt the same. I'm

1174
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:12,800
Speaker 1: actually doing a show next week that I bombed like

1175
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:17,280
Speaker 1: years ago, and I haven't done it for years because

1176
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:19,560
Speaker 1: I bombed so hard and yet you're going to do

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01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:23,000
Speaker 1: great And I bombed so hard. The hardest I ever

1178
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:25,919
Speaker 1: bombed was at a show with and I begged Matt

1179
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:27,360
Speaker 1: to do it with me because I didn't know what

1180
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 1: I was going to do because I didn't really know

1181
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 1: about show for all people, talking about gay show for

1182
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:33,800
Speaker 1: all people. We we fucking were so bad. But it

1183
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:38,640
Speaker 1: was this is three years ago. I had no No,

1184
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:41,120
Speaker 1: it was longer than that. This is right after we

1185
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:43,040
Speaker 1: had just met them. This is right after we just

1186
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:44,760
Speaker 1: met them. I didn't really know what I was doing,

1187
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:49,160
Speaker 1: like in in comedy just at all besides like pap

1188
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 1: Roulette and and like um and like they had asked

1189
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:53,440
Speaker 1: me to do it, and I was like, I don't

1190
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:55,640
Speaker 1: know what then I'm gonna do because at that point

1191
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:58,439
Speaker 1: I didn't didn't do characters, didn't do stand up, didn't

1192
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:01,760
Speaker 1: do anything that was just me on a stage. And

1193
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,040
Speaker 1: but they asked me, and I was like, okay, it

1194
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:05,800
Speaker 1: was too terrified to turn them down because I just

1195
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,440
Speaker 1: I still do but like them back then it was

1196
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:11,880
Speaker 1: just like worshiped them. Um still do. And then so

1197
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:14,280
Speaker 1: then I begged Matt to do to do this a

1198
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:18,800
Speaker 1: bit with me where we were too Gray's Anatomy improvisers,

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01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,880
Speaker 1: like our specialty was we will improvise a scene. That

1200
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:24,880
Speaker 1: was great but we got out. We came out and

1201
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:27,160
Speaker 1: we got laughs because I was dressed that's like Meredith

1202
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:30,800
Speaker 1: Gray and he was dressed as Christmas. Were like when

1203
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:34,680
Speaker 1: you're like, we are Gray's Anatomy drag and people like that.

1204
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:42,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. We just did it and then ashamed. Um,

1205
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 1: I understand, Yeah, I mean it takes you. It's it's

1206
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:49,080
Speaker 1: a loss. Part of your soul goes away. And I

1207
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:51,479
Speaker 1: was like, this is the biggest show I've ever done.

1208
01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:54,960
Speaker 1: I thought, Oh, Jeff's never gonna I still think, oh

1209
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 1: my god, is he ever gonna want to like work

1210
01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:00,400
Speaker 1: with me. It was an opportunity and I believe knew it.

1211
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:02,560
Speaker 1: But part of me and you just move on. You

1212
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 1: get it for it, you got it, it's part of it.

1213
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:08,600
Speaker 1: Part of me gets off on this failing and then

1214
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:10,760
Speaker 1: balancing back. And I was listening to I was I've

1215
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:13,600
Speaker 1: been listening to not a lot of how I'm trying

1216
01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:15,000
Speaker 1: to listen to more. I'm trying to go through the

1217
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:18,200
Speaker 1: back catalog of Howard Stern interviews and they're great. Um.

1218
01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:20,600
Speaker 1: But the first time Lady Gaga was on, she talked

1219
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:22,680
Speaker 1: about how she came up in like the Lewry Side scene,

1220
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:25,000
Speaker 1: and like how she like bombed all the time, but

1221
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 1: she was like part of me got off on it

1222
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,400
Speaker 1: and it made me want to be better. And I

1223
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:31,880
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, it's interesting. It's interesting.

1224
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:36,200
Speaker 1: Has you know, when you progress in this business, the

1225
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:38,840
Speaker 1: stakes get higher because we feel like we have more

1226
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:42,000
Speaker 1: to lose. It's I almost look back at the roast

1227
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:45,040
Speaker 1: Battle experience with like a little sadness because I feel

1228
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:48,480
Speaker 1: like I'll never really have it again. Like I was,

1229
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:49,960
Speaker 1: I mean, not not that I'm I mean, I'm not

1230
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:52,280
Speaker 1: a big name now, but I wasn't. I was like

1231
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:56,200
Speaker 1: I was doing open micah and and to have gotten

1232
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:58,560
Speaker 1: that and to go and now Carolines and now I

1233
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:01,280
Speaker 1: feel like, you know, oh, like now it's like, well people,

1234
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:05,320
Speaker 1: you know, expect me to be funny people. I'm still

1235
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:07,880
Speaker 1: new comic, but like you're not anyone. But that's that's

1236
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:09,760
Speaker 1: the great thing. And this is so exciting about the

1237
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:12,959
Speaker 1: show um at Our at Ours Nova um is that

1238
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:16,400
Speaker 1: the ceiling keeps you keep this, I'm sorry, the floor

1239
01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:21,559
Speaker 1: keeps rising high floor ceiling still high, ceiling rises with

1240
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:25,000
Speaker 1: the floor, so like your horizons just analogy, but um,

1241
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 1: you know, you're just you're leveling up every every day.

1242
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:29,960
Speaker 1: And it's so cool that you've gone to this place

1243
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,160
Speaker 1: now where you can have a show at Ours Nova.

1244
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,880
Speaker 1: That's a solo show. Thank you so much, and I'm

1245
01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:37,960
Speaker 1: looking forward to it. And if you're here, you should come. Yeah,

1246
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:40,800
Speaker 1: it shouldn't be checking out. It's going to be really

1247
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:44,360
Speaker 1: good and you get to you get to see me perform,

1248
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:47,000
Speaker 1: which is always such a treat. Oh my god, it's

1249
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:50,120
Speaker 1: always such a treat. Oh my god, do you know

1250
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:53,160
Speaker 1: how much I love to perform? Yes? You boys are you?

1251
01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:55,479
Speaker 1: Boys are literally also too. I want to see real

1252
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:58,200
Speaker 1: quick that, Like I was obsessed with both of you

1253
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:03,040
Speaker 1: before you knew who I was. I remember exactly when

1254
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:05,799
Speaker 1: you first saw me perform, and I was in my head,

1255
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:09,160
Speaker 1: or at least when I know the guys, and I

1256
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:11,360
Speaker 1: was in my head because I wanted to do really

1257
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:13,240
Speaker 1: well in front of you guys, and I felt like

1258
01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:15,760
Speaker 1: I did five and I was like I really and

1259
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:17,280
Speaker 1: I had like a good step, but I was like,

1260
01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:19,280
Speaker 1: I really want to press them because you guys performed

1261
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:21,680
Speaker 1: as Papua Latte, which I have Molly and I have

1262
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:24,719
Speaker 1: sat and watched all the paper Lette videos all the time.

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01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:27,720
Speaker 1: I mean, I remember so many of them. I mean,

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01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:29,720
Speaker 1: I love that's like the I mean, and I've gone

1265
01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:32,479
Speaker 1: on to follow all of you individually. I'm like a stalker.

1266
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:34,960
Speaker 1: I would watch those videos and I would google you,

1267
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:37,920
Speaker 1: and I'd google Suity, and I'd google Tessa and i

1268
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:43,439
Speaker 1: google Amanda. Right, And I'm literally a psycho. And I

1269
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:47,280
Speaker 1: loved it. So we loved doing it. It's just so

1270
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:51,519
Speaker 1: hard to get everyone that it's got to be so

1271
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:54,000
Speaker 1: you know how I started following on Instagram not too

1272
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:56,800
Speaker 1: long ago. Is Amanda from Proper Life, who I've only

1273
01:09:56,840 --> 01:10:00,000
Speaker 1: met once. That bit you can sing, She's gonna be

1274
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:03,040
Speaker 1: on the show soon. She's going to be man, I

1275
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:05,720
Speaker 1: keep out a little bit over her vocals. We're going

1276
01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:08,000
Speaker 1: to try a different format. We're going to try something

1277
01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:09,960
Speaker 1: a little bit different, and it's going to be really

1278
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,360
Speaker 1: really fun and the fans are going to be gagged. Yeah,

1279
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:14,559
Speaker 1: or I didn't think everyone, So, I mean, all of

1280
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:17,360
Speaker 1: you guys are so fun and I love I love

1281
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:19,599
Speaker 1: Thanks Christy. No. The first time Christine and I ever

1282
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:22,840
Speaker 1: like officially sat down and was at the you've heard

1283
01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:25,040
Speaker 1: the story before, right, I'm so glad you brought this up.

1284
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:27,200
Speaker 1: I just want everyone to know that. The first time Christine,

1285
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:29,040
Speaker 1: I like, actually I had a conversation was in the

1286
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:31,360
Speaker 1: waiting room for the audition of what the fun was

1287
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:35,000
Speaker 1: that joking off? It was joking of me, God blessed,

1288
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:37,800
Speaker 1: it's a fun show. But our managers like put us

1289
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:40,160
Speaker 1: in and put us up for this. Why were we there?

1290
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:44,479
Speaker 1: Why there was so much homework to do? Do you remember?

1291
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:47,000
Speaker 1: I came out of my audition, felt okay, and then staid,

1292
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:49,840
Speaker 1: I'm going back in because I remembered I had one

1293
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:52,040
Speaker 1: joke that I wanted to tell them, and I went

1294
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:54,160
Speaker 1: back and expecting it to bring the house down, and

1295
01:10:54,200 --> 01:11:00,200
Speaker 1: it was like, think, thank you, I just slick slip out. No,

1296
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:02,760
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you did that. I'm so glad you

1297
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:05,080
Speaker 1: did that because you know what like that will that's

1298
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:07,559
Speaker 1: like a that is like a swinging doors thing where

1299
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:09,719
Speaker 1: like now you're on this path in life that will

1300
01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:12,479
Speaker 1: that you like where you will sort of like make

1301
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:19,320
Speaker 1: sliding doors. I'm sorry, that's why that's a sliding doors

1302
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:25,360
Speaker 1: story with Paltrowwyneth Paltrow, Gwyneth, I know my references. So

1303
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:28,479
Speaker 1: it's a sliding doors thing now because you will always

1304
01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:30,840
Speaker 1: go back into rooms and be like, wait one more,

1305
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:34,679
Speaker 1: and that is it didn't make a difference. It doesn't matter.

1306
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:39,800
Speaker 1: The room was so awful. It was we had they

1307
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:43,280
Speaker 1: would show me, they would what we do on our

1308
01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:46,280
Speaker 1: Instagram every day. And at one point one of my

1309
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:49,599
Speaker 1: notes was okay, you know, to make a joke about

1310
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:52,120
Speaker 1: the picture, right and not just say what you see.

1311
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:56,000
Speaker 1: I was like that feeling when it catas into the

1312
01:11:56,080 --> 01:12:03,200
Speaker 1: living room, like okay, can you say something funny? That's bob.

1313
01:12:03,439 --> 01:12:06,080
Speaker 1: It was just like it was just like a weird,

1314
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:09,680
Speaker 1: like aged crat house vibe where it was just these

1315
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:13,680
Speaker 1: people sitting on couches like just foot's up on. They

1316
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:16,280
Speaker 1: were too chill. They were too chill about it, and

1317
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:20,160
Speaker 1: it made me very self common. I was like, look alive, yeah,

1318
01:12:20,479 --> 01:12:23,360
Speaker 1: trying to make moves there a baby, yeah yeah yeah.

1319
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:26,400
Speaker 1: But anyway, that was that was you were the perfect

1320
01:12:26,439 --> 01:12:29,920
Speaker 1: person that room with me. I'm so happy that's the

1321
01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:33,600
Speaker 1: genesis of your relationship. The joking off on this and

1322
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,799
Speaker 1: I think I like rot like did you hear anything?

1323
01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:42,760
Speaker 1: I was like, no, imagine if we both got better

1324
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:50,439
Speaker 1: show it's canceled. It's not anymore. Oh I know why

1325
01:12:50,479 --> 01:12:55,960
Speaker 1: that was canceled. And on the I think I even

1326
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:58,240
Speaker 1: casually mentioned. I was like, oh yeah, yeah, and I'm

1327
01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:03,879
Speaker 1: friends with Matteo to like an, I've been that in emails,

1328
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:08,760
Speaker 1: I've written whatever. No emails is fine, but um, it

1329
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:14,479
Speaker 1: is now time to move on to I don't think so, honey. Now, Christie,

1330
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:17,400
Speaker 1: I didn't prepare the last time. You didn't. I don't

1331
01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:21,920
Speaker 1: think so, honey. You were throwing things, you were stopping about.

1332
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:24,760
Speaker 1: Remember the email I wrote you the day after apologizing.

1333
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:27,760
Speaker 1: I wrote on that email I took a water gun

1334
01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:30,160
Speaker 1: and used it without permission, and I feel like they overstepped,

1335
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:34,240
Speaker 1: but you didn't never stop. In fact, it was entertainment.

1336
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:35,800
Speaker 1: I might be wrong, but I feel like I was

1337
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:38,479
Speaker 1: the first person to draw from the trouball. I think

1338
01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:42,040
Speaker 1: you might have been first. Wait, that's huge, that's historic.

1339
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:44,680
Speaker 1: First person ever dropped from the trouble And I had

1340
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:46,800
Speaker 1: something prepared. I was like, you know what, I love

1341
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:48,720
Speaker 1: a challenge. What did you say your prepared thing was

1342
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:50,559
Speaker 1: going to be about? Well, maybe she'll do it now.

1343
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:53,360
Speaker 1: Maybe she'll do it now because I really didn't prepare.

1344
01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:58,040
Speaker 1: Anything's fine, don't worry. We'll go first first. You go first, man, Okay,

1345
01:13:58,080 --> 01:14:01,439
Speaker 1: I will go Okay, shouldn't be current or no young

1346
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:04,479
Speaker 1: minus minus for all time. Okay, give me as timeless

1347
01:14:04,479 --> 01:14:09,360
Speaker 1: as you want, maybe like Jesus. Okay, alright, I'm excited. Okay,

1348
01:14:09,439 --> 01:14:12,280
Speaker 1: this is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so, honey, think

1349
01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:15,280
Speaker 1: of new ones because you've seen so many. But there's

1350
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:18,040
Speaker 1: always But you have to It's rule number six of culture.

1351
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:21,040
Speaker 1: You have to be oh my god. It's like I

1352
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:23,679
Speaker 1: immediately go to the classics who have done your show,

1353
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:26,320
Speaker 1: and I think of their don't go over there, don't

1354
01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:28,759
Speaker 1: go your own way. It's really number fourteen of culture.

1355
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:32,080
Speaker 1: Don't go their girlfriend. This is Matt Rodgers. Is I

1356
01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:36,400
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Auditions, No,

1357
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:40,240
Speaker 1: you come to me. I've been out there before. I

1358
01:14:40,320 --> 01:14:43,200
Speaker 1: do many shows. You want me for a project, you

1359
01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:47,080
Speaker 1: come to me. I don't think so, honey. The agent

1360
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:51,000
Speaker 1: Greeks and the Romans they started theater, but they did

1361
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:54,519
Speaker 1: not start auditions. I believe it is natural, Honey, for

1362
01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:56,439
Speaker 1: me to stand in front of a crowd and perform.

1363
01:14:56,479 --> 01:14:59,120
Speaker 1: I believe it is something that even the ants do.

1364
01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:01,280
Speaker 1: I believe the birds do it. I believe it is

1365
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:04,000
Speaker 1: part of nature. I do not believe, honey. I don't

1366
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:07,479
Speaker 1: think so, honey, that it is natural for the ants

1367
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:10,720
Speaker 1: to say hi, my name is in number sixteen, and

1368
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:13,559
Speaker 1: here is my audition. I do not think the Greeks

1369
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:15,400
Speaker 1: and the Romans stepped in front of each other and

1370
01:15:15,439 --> 01:15:19,640
Speaker 1: audition for parts. Therefore, why should I? This is capitalist nonsense.

1371
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:21,800
Speaker 1: You want to see me in a performance to see

1372
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:23,960
Speaker 1: if I'm good for your show. Come to my show

1373
01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:27,640
Speaker 1: in December. Have you heard of Christmas? At the Duplex?

1374
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:32,479
Speaker 1: First time? Come to my show? Auditioners, You come to

1375
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:36,040
Speaker 1: me ching, who oh, and that's one minute with a

1376
01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:41,639
Speaker 1: little cards on my fucking body monologue you memorized. There

1377
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:45,960
Speaker 1: were beats the timing the review of your new show.

1378
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:50,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've been doing this a long time.

1379
01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:53,960
Speaker 1: I believe that auditions are really quickly. I'm sorry. What

1380
01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:56,680
Speaker 1: was the show called? Have you heard of Christmas? This

1381
01:15:56,720 --> 01:16:00,760
Speaker 1: is Matt. This is an exciting announcement. I'm doing two

1382
01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:03,320
Speaker 1: shows at the Duplex in December, on December twelfth and

1383
01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:06,680
Speaker 1: December twenty one. I'll be accompanied by Henry Koperski. It's

1384
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:09,360
Speaker 1: the release of my Christmas album. Have you heard of Christmas?

1385
01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:12,400
Speaker 1: Are you for real? Is my album coming out. Probably not,

1386
01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:15,400
Speaker 1: but let's just say that it original song will be

1387
01:16:15,439 --> 01:16:18,800
Speaker 1: a full catalog of original holiday music. I'm saving the

1388
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:23,040
Speaker 1: date right now. I will be there. I have you

1389
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:26,679
Speaker 1: heard of Christmas chas? Yours truly is designing the album

1390
01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:30,000
Speaker 1: cover and I've heard a few snippets of some of

1391
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,880
Speaker 1: the songs, and I gotta tell you can't miss this.

1392
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,200
Speaker 1: Can you give me a little, just a little, a little,

1393
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:38,439
Speaker 1: but I will say that I can. I can announce

1394
01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:42,200
Speaker 1: that I will have some special guests. Um they will

1395
01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:45,000
Speaker 1: be announced, they will be announced. Oh my god, this

1396
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:48,200
Speaker 1: is huge, this is well did you have any idea

1397
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:54,160
Speaker 1: this was going to happen? No ideas? Okay, here have

1398
01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:56,439
Speaker 1: you heard of Christmas December? What were the date? December

1399
01:16:56,520 --> 01:17:02,679
Speaker 1: twelve and December one? Amazing the legendary Duplex Cabaret. I love,

1400
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:05,440
Speaker 1: first of all, I love speaking of Josh and Aaron Pioneers.

1401
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:07,519
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean people a cold school. I've had

1402
01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:09,519
Speaker 1: shows there, of course, but now it's really is becoming

1403
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:13,759
Speaker 1: this nice new back on that I opened for Katherine

1404
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:17,479
Speaker 1: Cohen and I was floored, floored to my core. She

1405
01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:20,240
Speaker 1: just did her her one woman show and it was incredible,

1406
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:24,000
Speaker 1: and Henry played the Yeah, we're going right after this,

1407
01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:26,080
Speaker 1: We're going to Henry wanted to go, and I can't

1408
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:27,640
Speaker 1: have a birthday party, but I really wanted to go.

1409
01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:32,240
Speaker 1: See it was phenomenal. Venny was something about that venue.

1410
01:17:32,240 --> 01:17:36,160
Speaker 1: It's really great. Benny Barbara's pretty cool, alright, I don't

1411
01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:40,280
Speaker 1: think so unique and his time starts. I don't think so, honey.

1412
01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:44,479
Speaker 1: The employees of the Doc Martin store on on Spring Street, bitch,

1413
01:17:44,840 --> 01:17:48,479
Speaker 1: I just bought a pair of beautiful black boots. But honey,

1414
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:53,519
Speaker 1: the service there was deplorable. If I want to walk

1415
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:57,040
Speaker 1: into the room full of fucking bleach haired Asians, I'd

1416
01:17:57,320 --> 01:18:00,680
Speaker 1: turn on sailor Moon. Bitch. I don't know. That's not

1417
01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:03,599
Speaker 1: even a good joke. Whatever. It was just all these dour,

1418
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:07,479
Speaker 1: like tragically hip Asians and then like girl, this was

1419
01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:12,200
Speaker 1: my phase back in old Honey. I've I've done bleached

1420
01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:14,639
Speaker 1: my hair too. I've been I I went to your

1421
01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:19,960
Speaker 1: fucking these Conversations of the West seminars in college and

1422
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,200
Speaker 1: your liberal arts programs. To honey, you're not special, you

1423
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:25,720
Speaker 1: are not so smooth. You don't have the right to

1424
01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:29,560
Speaker 1: comment on how my feet are a little anomalous or

1425
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:33,080
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck you think. I have perfect feet. I

1426
01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:35,320
Speaker 1: get to wear whatever boots I wanted five seconds. Don't

1427
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:38,000
Speaker 1: tell me it's final sale. I know I'm not an idiot.

1428
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:42,360
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Honey, that's one minute. What do

1429
01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:44,320
Speaker 1: you think that Matt always has something to note on

1430
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:49,240
Speaker 1: my don't? Well? Not a question, the question what you

1431
01:18:49,240 --> 01:18:52,920
Speaker 1: had bleached hair? I bleach my hair. This was pretty recently,

1432
01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:55,799
Speaker 1: two or three years ago, bleached and it was blue

1433
01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:59,360
Speaker 1: and gray, blue, silver. And I missed to see photos

1434
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:01,320
Speaker 1: and I'll show you. I miss it so much. But

1435
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:02,639
Speaker 1: I don't think I can get away with it now

1436
01:19:02,680 --> 01:19:04,840
Speaker 1: because I think like people can be like, oh but

1437
01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:08,040
Speaker 1: auditions blah blah blah blah. But I don't think Johnny auditions. Um,

1438
01:19:09,479 --> 01:19:11,840
Speaker 1: what do you have to say, Matt? I don't have

1439
01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:13,800
Speaker 1: a thought. I thought it was really beautiful. I thought

1440
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:17,160
Speaker 1: what was amazing? And I resent the um, I resent

1441
01:19:17,360 --> 01:19:20,920
Speaker 1: your tone and saying that I constantly have a note. No,

1442
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:23,040
Speaker 1: I wasn't saying let me tell you something. Me and

1443
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:25,519
Speaker 1: Will just shared a glance, and I know that I

1444
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:28,880
Speaker 1: know that we both think that you're really ridiculous. Matt.

1445
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:31,599
Speaker 1: You and I can't fight over an engineer will yet

1446
01:19:31,720 --> 01:19:34,000
Speaker 1: this early? But yeah, we can't fight because bitch, I

1447
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:36,519
Speaker 1: already want can I ask you gave me his number?

1448
01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:38,800
Speaker 1: I want? I want to clear. I have a clarifying question.

1449
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:41,599
Speaker 1: Gave me his number? Stop stop, I have a clarifying

1450
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:43,160
Speaker 1: question for you about your I don't think so, I

1451
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:45,240
Speaker 1: will text him. What was what were the ants about?

1452
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:48,240
Speaker 1: You're saying ants do theater? I was saying that everyone,

1453
01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:56,519
Speaker 1: every organism does theater. Okay, that's what even I think.

1454
01:19:57,080 --> 01:19:59,479
Speaker 1: I don't know that it will understand. That is trying

1455
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:02,280
Speaker 1: to be like little little Mr Sociologists for animals. But

1456
01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:07,439
Speaker 1: I don't think I don't think it. You have something ready,

1457
01:20:07,479 --> 01:20:10,640
Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna. I'm gonna. I drew from the

1458
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:15,479
Speaker 1: troll birl in my head. I think you're I don't

1459
01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:18,240
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Her time starts now, Okay, I don't

1460
01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:23,439
Speaker 1: think so, honey. My adult acne, I mean what the

1461
01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:25,920
Speaker 1: people who say it gets better do they know about

1462
01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:30,559
Speaker 1: adult acne? Because I'm really struggling, you know, And it's

1463
01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:33,719
Speaker 1: not it's in places I didn't know it would ever be.

1464
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:37,680
Speaker 1: It's it's it's hard. You know. People go through that

1465
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:40,080
Speaker 1: stage in high school. But I'm a grown as woman

1466
01:20:40,720 --> 01:20:43,320
Speaker 1: and I'm really trying. I wish I was awkward in

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Speaker 1: high school. Now I should be thriving, you know. And

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01:20:46,040 --> 01:20:48,960
Speaker 1: when when the pimples are by your hair and it

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01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:51,639
Speaker 1: hurts when you brush it, I mean, I don't think

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01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:58,320
Speaker 1: so honey, brushing hair with pimples. Right, well, I threw

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01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:00,880
Speaker 1: the table, you know. I don't think so honey. Having

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01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:04,080
Speaker 1: to buy expensive crane. I don't think so honey. Having

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01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:07,640
Speaker 1: to contour my face around my pimples. I don't think,

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01:21:07,680 --> 01:21:09,400
Speaker 1: so honey, having to wear makeup, but I don't want

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01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:11,840
Speaker 1: to wear makeup. I don't think, so honey. Why aren't me? Why?

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01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:15,800
Speaker 1: Why aren't people cool? You know, the Kardashians should make

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01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:18,960
Speaker 1: acne cool and then I'll be cool. I don't think

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01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:23,280
Speaker 1: so honey. Wow, I think that we have a lot

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Speaker 1: to think about. Why aren't pimples cool? Like if the

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01:21:27,080 --> 01:21:30,519
Speaker 1: Kardashians said they were cool, they'd be cool. If if

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01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:34,439
Speaker 1: some I fucking Gwyneth Paldrow, right, if if like some

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01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:36,960
Speaker 1: lifestyle blogger walked into this room and was like, you

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01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:41,760
Speaker 1: know what, pimples actually make you better in sex in secks,

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01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:44,080
Speaker 1: better in secks, you know, what you'd be like great,

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01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:47,200
Speaker 1: and it's like a weird thing, like maybe my next

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01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:49,320
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey is going to be like makeup.

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01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:53,200
Speaker 1: Like I'm like over having to wear makeup. I didn't

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01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:55,439
Speaker 1: want to wear makeup. It's your choice, well born with

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01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:59,519
Speaker 1: this sucking face, I think we have a lot to

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01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:02,439
Speaker 1: think about after this episode of Lost Culture. Sta. This

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01:22:02,479 --> 01:22:05,480
Speaker 1: was a very This was a very thought. It was educational,

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01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:09,960
Speaker 1: thought provoking, heartwarming episode, lots of ups, downs and all around.

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01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:12,880
Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much for having And we want

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01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:16,400
Speaker 1: to say one more time that Christie's show, It's Christie Bitch,

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01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:24,920
Speaker 1: will be November four at the Thank you so much.

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01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:27,519
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you guys there and please

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01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:29,240
Speaker 1: come out. It will be a really hopefully it'll be really.

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Speaker 1: I'd better be there because I'm in the gig. Matt's

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Speaker 1: in the gig. Girl. Um, Christie, we love you so much,

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Speaker 1: and you know what, you have the energy of a

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Speaker 1: thousand smiling butterflies, and you be as horny as you want.

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01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:51,640
Speaker 1: Let no one stop you from being horny. Thank you

1503
01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:54,720
Speaker 1: so much because you are Holy. Now I think it's

1504
01:22:54,760 --> 01:22:59,800
Speaker 1: so much We're going to until your hole with God

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01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:13,360
Speaker 1: feel your horse. We feel your horse with Christie, Feel

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01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:25,519
Speaker 1: your ho with God. Feel your horse, We love your

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01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:41,840
Speaker 1: hole with Christie, Horse, Queen God, fel I just want

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Speaker 1: to ask, was my vibrato consistent? Okay? Thanks bye. This

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