Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge. Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of to Teas and a Pod
Speaker 1: with myself.
Speaker 2: Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Judge.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 3: You know, somebody sent me a message the other day saying,
Speaker 3: who announces you at the beginning of the show, even
Speaker 3: though we announce ourselves, which we don't really have to.
Speaker 3: We've gone over this a million times.
Speaker 1: Teddy be Ellen.
Speaker 3: Also, it's Ellen k She's the one that announces us.
Speaker 1: But we like to do it again.
Speaker 3: I mean, I like, I think she's a bigger name
Speaker 3: than us.
Speaker 4: I think we should just.
Speaker 1: Leave it at that. So we just start every podcast like, hey, hi.
Speaker 2: We can do a little bit better than that.
Speaker 3: But okay, hey guys, welcome to another episode of two
Speaker 3: Teas in a Pod.
Speaker 1: We're here to talk some shit and hope to make
Speaker 1: you laugh or hate us, yes, and possibly get some headlines.
Speaker 1: Speaking of headlines, it's a pretty big day for us.
Speaker 3: It is a big day. Woke up to good news.
Speaker 3: It's snowing and Big Bear.
Speaker 1: Tarama was not gonna tell us about her cough.
Speaker 3: No, the cough is gone, I hope, But yeah, while
Speaker 3: you say it.
Speaker 1: We were nominated for an iHeartRadio Podcast Award. Hollywood Reporter
Speaker 1: announced it today and I just want you guys to
Speaker 1: know because I didn't realize this at first. I thought, Oh,
Speaker 1: everybody that's nominated is an iHeartRadio podcast, so like it's
Speaker 1: not as hard to do. No, No, it's everybody. Oh
Speaker 1: it's everybod podcaster. So it's fretty.
Speaker 3: So guys, we need you to vote for us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, vote for us, no shame in our game. Yeah
Speaker 1: for us, because we don't just like being nominated. We
Speaker 1: want to win.
Speaker 3: Awards show and everything.
Speaker 1: Like, yes, it's an awest on March tenth.
Speaker 3: Oh, can we go?
Speaker 1: And we have to look at our calendars. I'm sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I want to go to Austin.
Speaker 4: I want to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I was just in Austin. No, I
Speaker 3: was in Houston, but I've been to Austin.
Speaker 2: You're like Texas.
Speaker 3: Well, in a minute, we're gonna be talking about Austin,
Speaker 3: so well, yes we will.
Speaker 2: But that is exciting.
Speaker 1: It is very exciting. We're gonna get into Southern Charm.
Speaker 1: We're recapping two episodes because we were off during the holidays,
Speaker 1: so We're going to be recapping season ten, episode four
Speaker 1: and five before we get into this. For those of
Speaker 1: you guys who thought I was being mean to Shepherd Rose,
Speaker 1: I have known him since I was like seven years old.
Speaker 1: That has always been our banter comments.
Speaker 3: How come SHEP wouldn't let you talk? How come you
Speaker 3: didn't say anything? And I'm like, I two old friends talking,
Speaker 3: I was in visits.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry, guys. I tried. I tried my best.
Speaker 3: It was like you had mentioned, much like when Ramona
Speaker 3: was on our podcast. Yeah, she didn't even know your name.
Speaker 1: She didn't even know my name.
Speaker 3: She I mean, I've been on Watch What Happens Live
Speaker 3: with Shep. I presented at the Bravo Awards with Austin
Speaker 3: and Craig like I've they've seen me. I've talked to
Speaker 3: them and he's like, oh, how long have you been
Speaker 3: on Bravo. I'm like, oh, like a total of like
Speaker 3: sixteen seven, you know, And he's like what. I'm like, yes, dude,
Speaker 3: I'm a bigger deal than you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are we fine? Now you're now talking
Speaker 1: about being mean to Shep? Those are I love Shep.
Speaker 1: We've always given each other a hard time and if
Speaker 1: you guys thought that I went too hard on him,
Speaker 1: my apologies. But that's how we've always talked to one another.
Speaker 1: And who cares. But shep had a good couple episodes,
Speaker 1: I do got to say, yeah, comparatively speaking, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So episode four starts out with everyone's of course asleep,
Speaker 1: but Sally, she's up at four thirty am.
Speaker 2: Sally, I had no idea.
Speaker 3: I mean I knew that she, like most of these
Speaker 3: people on these shows, don't work, let's be honest. So
Speaker 3: it's kind of like, oh my god, Sally has a
Speaker 3: job and she makes four hundred thousand dollars a year
Speaker 3: doing it well.
Speaker 1: She takes us through her morning routine before heading to
Speaker 1: the hospital at six forty five am. Like Sally's out
Speaker 1: here controlling robots for four hundred thousand dollars a year
Speaker 1: at six forty five am, while the rest of them
Speaker 1: can barely control their lives or like get over their hangover.
Speaker 2: They're stin like they're in high school.
Speaker 1: Like get it, Sally.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Sally, So much respect for Sally to
Speaker 3: I think to have any nine to five job, or
Speaker 3: you know, a doctor, any kind of job that's not
Speaker 3: at home, like most jobs.
Speaker 1: Are now other than influencing, other other than influencing.
Speaker 3: It's very hard to film a reality show when you
Speaker 3: have a job like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this girl must be exhausted, but she's coming in
Speaker 1: and she's dropping some nuggets. She's moving storyline. She's not
Speaker 1: only does she move that robot, she's moving storyline right
Speaker 1: along for us. So thanks Sam, I.
Speaker 2: Want to see her move the robot.
Speaker 1: Also, I want to say, I need a little heads
Speaker 1: up when somebody's going to do a full hair color
Speaker 1: change and look like a different human being mid confessionals, Like.
Speaker 2: I didn't notice that?
Speaker 1: You didn't notice she was a brunette for half of.
Speaker 2: The I didn't notice that.
Speaker 1: No, what, Like, who is this person? All of a
Speaker 1: sudden she goes from like being blonde and looking this way,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, like two minutes later,
Speaker 1: we get to a new confessional and she's a full
Speaker 1: blown brunette, and I'm like, well, happen?
Speaker 2: Who what?
Speaker 1: She looked completely like Danielle from Jersey looked prety similar
Speaker 1: as a brunette to blonde. I mean I think she
Speaker 1: looks I mean better brunette Danielle does. But Sally was
Speaker 1: a completely different human with different color hair.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I might be going a little brunette, oh, a
Speaker 3: little low lights. No, well, no, I'm having my I
Speaker 3: was supposed to do it yesterday, but my girl canceled
Speaker 3: on me.
Speaker 4: She had emergency.
Speaker 3: I was so looking, know, when you're so looking forward
Speaker 3: to something, I'm like, I've been so down and down.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, this is gonna be so fun.
Speaker 3: I'm gona changed my hair color. And then she canceled
Speaker 3: on me. But I understand it. But so no, I'm
Speaker 3: going to do dark, darker extensions. I've been letting my
Speaker 3: roots grow out, so I have like three inches of
Speaker 3: my natural color.
Speaker 1: Is this going to be one of those things like
Speaker 1: when we say we're going to have short hair and
Speaker 1: then we have it for like, I don't know, I've never.
Speaker 2: Done this before.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I've never done that. I might do it and
Speaker 3: absolutely hate it.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure to look good. But then we get
Speaker 1: over to Taylor's house, Rodrigo comes to pay her a visit.
Speaker 1: She calls the place her beach bungalow because it's covered
Speaker 1: in beachy decor.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, is it?
Speaker 1: Well, Rodrigo hates it, and now who loves it home
Speaker 1: Goods because I think you could get all of you
Speaker 1: go over to like the beachy section.
Speaker 3: Yeah maybe, I mean I totally get the coastal look.
Speaker 3: I would have a different vision of it.
Speaker 1: It's a little mush.
Speaker 3: It was a little much beachy decor and condo. I mean,
Speaker 3: it's a look, that's for sure. Here's the upside.
Speaker 2: She bought it.
Speaker 3: It's her house, her condo. She's young, very impressive. But
Speaker 3: I do agree with Rod.
Speaker 4: I would hang myself from one of those ropes as well.
Speaker 2: I had to spend too much time in there.
Speaker 1: Well, apparently Gaston asked Taylor to move in with him,
Speaker 1: but she wants to be engaged before she makes that leap.
Speaker 2: Blamer, do you blamer?
Speaker 1: No, especially after we find out what's coming.
Speaker 3: Well, they haven't even been ditting that long, how they uh?
Speaker 1: No? And especially Shep called Taylor earlier that day asking
Speaker 1: to take her out for her birthday and then she's like, well,
Speaker 1: how does Sianna feel about that? And he's like, well,
Speaker 1: I didn't really run it by Sianna Like, no, shit,
Speaker 1: you didn't? Shev you know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Shep Shep is that guy ever gonna grow up?
Speaker 1: No? But you know, at least like, I don't think
Speaker 1: he's like I don't know. Now I'm gonna be biased,
Speaker 1: but I don't think he's like doing things maliciously. I
Speaker 1: think it's just this is who.
Speaker 3: He's just not growing up?
Speaker 1: No, he like, is it Peter Pan? Who is it?
Speaker 1: He never grows up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's Peter Pan.
Speaker 1: Then Rodrigo says, Sally and Shep were talking shit about
Speaker 1: Gaston at the dog party. Taylor's upset because no one
Speaker 1: actually knows Gaston. But that's because he never comes around
Speaker 1: their friend group. But also, no, who does no Gaston? Sally,
Speaker 1: I don't get that part.
Speaker 2: Sally knows him?
Speaker 1: Do you think she should have told Sienna if he
Speaker 1: wanted to take Taylor out?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, it probably would be a good idea,
Speaker 3: but at this point, who cares?
Speaker 2: She dumped you.
Speaker 1: At this point she'd be done and gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then Shep, Austin, and Craig are at a coffee shop together,
Speaker 1: the three Stooges. We get a flashback to thirty minutes prior,
Speaker 1: where they're all at the gym together working on their
Speaker 1: summer bods.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't with these guys.
Speaker 1: I can't then Shep would like to have children with Sienna.
Speaker 1: Apparently she talks about it a lot with him. We
Speaker 1: haven't heard this part of any conversations.
Speaker 3: We've never heard her say this. No, we haven't, only Shep.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Austin's not sure he wants kids.
Speaker 3: I'm sure he shouldn't have any kids.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. But then Craig and Paige have made
Speaker 1: the decision to freeze his sperm.
Speaker 2: It's okay, wait a.
Speaker 1: Minute, Like Craig made the decision.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, wait a minute, because when Craig
Speaker 3: told Page, Paige was like, what. First of all, why
Speaker 3: guys connect, He's thirty six years old, He's got to
Speaker 3: freeze his sperm. Why maybe his kids until they're eighty.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a way to apply
Speaker 1: not pressure, but like apply his need to want to
Speaker 1: have kids to pay.
Speaker 2: If that's what you.
Speaker 3: Have to prove, then you're not in the right relationship.
Speaker 3: And now he's stuck with a bunch of sperm sickles.
Speaker 3: I think he should just sell them.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, have a.
Speaker 2: Stoop, sell and sell his sperm.
Speaker 1: Stills ask Jenna Alliance to post it on her Instagram.
Speaker 3: But wait, do you know why, Guys, I don't understand this.
Speaker 3: Why would a guy at thirty six year olds do that? Well,
Speaker 3: I think you're afraid it's gonna worn out, like wear out,
Speaker 3: or it's gonna yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, whether you're.
Speaker 1: A guy or a girl, the longer you wait to.
Speaker 3: Oh bullshit, a guy can have. Hugh Hefner had kids
Speaker 3: until how old.
Speaker 1: Who knows he may have had a sperm tested at
Speaker 1: some point and maybe has a low sperm count. We're
Speaker 1: just assuming.
Speaker 3: Either were information on this because I don't understand it.
Speaker 1: But we see the room where Craig had to do
Speaker 1: the deed. There was inspirational signs like go harder go.
Speaker 1: The couch was covered in a bed sheet and the
Speaker 1: blood Craig I wasn't covered in plastic. Oh my gosh. Well,
Speaker 1: Craig is going to be a father someday, but Paige
Speaker 1: wants to wait three to four years and he's not
Speaker 1: arguing with her on that. Okay, Then Shep and Austin
Speaker 1: they were they were using their big brains a little bit,
Speaker 1: and they they were skeptical. They said, Craig has wanted
Speaker 1: to settle down and start a family for years and
Speaker 1: they think Paige is solely running the ship here. You
Speaker 1: should if you didn't, if we didn't read and see
Speaker 1: everywhere that Craig and Page broke up, would you have
Speaker 1: seen it coming by watching this scene?
Speaker 2: It definitely felt like.
Speaker 3: She was at a different level than him. She kind
Speaker 3: of talked down to him a little bit condescending, more
Speaker 3: like talking to a child.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I love their banter, but I feel
Speaker 1: like there was a moment like where she may have
Speaker 1: turned her back and like sewn up her vagina. After
Speaker 1: seeing that, he went roses firm, like like nop, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know it.
Speaker 2: You definitely saw a disconnect. And I think that she's
Speaker 2: just like I think, and I think I think she does.
Speaker 3: But I think he's trying to do better because that's
Speaker 3: what he thinks.
Speaker 1: She expects.
Speaker 3: She she probably wants a guy that's very sophisticated, that's
Speaker 3: very settled and set in his way, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, somebody that's established, and I think that Craig
Speaker 3: is becoming that person. But when you have to make
Speaker 3: somebody that person, it doesn't always work out.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't even know if she's making him be
Speaker 1: that person. I think she's she wanted him to get
Speaker 1: a shit together, but I don't think she cares if
Speaker 1: he wants to like go and hang out with his friends,
Speaker 1: like she doesn't because she's not.
Speaker 3: There half the time, so he can go hang out
Speaker 3: with his friends. But what I'm saying is is that
Speaker 3: he feels like I don't know if it's less than
Speaker 3: or he's not up to her standards, but I feel
Speaker 3: like he's doing all this and now I'm starting to
Speaker 3: understand why the other guys are having issues with him.
Speaker 3: When you turn your back on your bros and for
Speaker 3: a girl, and then all of a sudden, you know
Speaker 3: you're a totally different person. They're like, who are you?
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: But I mean, he is getting older and people do change,
Speaker 1: and maybe he doesn't want to go. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't want it at the beginning, but now it's kind
Speaker 1: of like she wants this sophisticated guy and he's just
Speaker 1: not that guy. I mean, I don't know when I
Speaker 1: think sophisticated guy, I'm not like, oh, do you have
Speaker 1: a wrapping table?
Speaker 3: And I see her with an older guy. I see
Speaker 3: her with an older guy that's more settled, more sophisticated,
Speaker 3: and maybe a surgeon or something like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I see her. I don't see her
Speaker 1: living in Charleston, No, no, And I don't see Craig
Speaker 1: in New York, to be perfectly honest, but I do.
Speaker 2: I see Craig in New York.
Speaker 3: I think he's one of those guys that will do
Speaker 3: whatever he can do to make her happy. And that
Speaker 3: to me, that always like those type of guys I get.
Speaker 4: I'm not interested in.
Speaker 1: Well, the rumor going around is that she I mean,
Speaker 1: granted this is supposedly not you know, this is rumored.
Speaker 1: Who knows, but does that down? Marcello Hernandez he's a
Speaker 1: comedian and she she's the if that's the same guy
Speaker 1: from SNL.
Speaker 3: But I think that she shot that down. She's like,
Speaker 3: that is absolutely not true. But you know what happens
Speaker 3: as soon as you're out and about and there's a
Speaker 3: picture being taken.
Speaker 1: Who knows.
Speaker 2: I might be wrong, but yeah, who knows.
Speaker 1: According to Instagram, Kate Beckencell was making out with Matt
Speaker 1: Rife at the Golden Globes after parties that we didn't
Speaker 1: get invited to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, shocker, on that one.
Speaker 1: Damn it.
Speaker 2: I was you know, this whole scene with Craig.
Speaker 3: I was really disappointed because I feel like the producers
Speaker 3: didn't go all out. They could have snuck that mic
Speaker 3: back into that room when he was jacking off.
Speaker 1: Oh you wanted to hear I wanted to hear it.
Speaker 1: I wanted to see porn.
Speaker 2: I wanted to hear the audio.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we didn't we hear the audio on Potomac.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I need to hear the audio again.
Speaker 4: There was one in Potomac. I can't remember.
Speaker 1: Yeah, remember, Like, I can't remember if it was.
Speaker 3: Candice's husband, Yeah, or Wendy.
Speaker 1: Somebody was going in and they like showed them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a lot. Any who. Then they're back at
Speaker 1: Patricia's house. She and Whitney are discussing his never ending
Speaker 1: list of responsibilities now.
Speaker 2: To the boy that still is at home.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean there's so many responsibilities now that his
Speaker 1: mom transferred the fifteen million dollar home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to avoid that inheritance tax. If you guys not watch.
Speaker 1: Yellowstone, Oh I haven't, but.
Speaker 3: I think I heard there's a better way of doing that,
Speaker 3: just putting it in your kid's name. I can't remember
Speaker 3: what it was. Then Levet and Whitney and his sunglasses.
Speaker 3: I wanted to say, you don't deserve to have be
Speaker 3: have this house put in your name. You can't even
Speaker 3: sit inside without your sunglasses on. Take the damn sunglasses off.
Speaker 3: He's like Tom Cruise and.
Speaker 4: What was that?
Speaker 1: I can't I don't like when people wear sunglasses inside
Speaker 1: those dark dark ray bands panned to us at lunch
Speaker 1: four days ago. We wore sunglasses inside.
Speaker 4: Well that's what our eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, make up to eyes. Then Levin j T
Speaker 1: are lunch together. JT insists he never called miss Patricia
Speaker 1: a bitch. He knows this all has to be coming
Speaker 1: from Craig. Love is aware that Craig likes to exaggerate
Speaker 1: the truth too, and we get a flashback to when
Speaker 1: he kicked her out of his party. He didn't call
Speaker 1: her a bitch. Was he being annoyed? But he didn't callarbage.
Speaker 2: He should just let this go.
Speaker 1: At this point, then Craig Facetime's page to help him
Speaker 1: decide what to do with the podcasting room in his house.
Speaker 1: He wants to be able to podcast but also do crafting.
Speaker 3: I'd be so in touch with this Martha Stewart side.
Speaker 3: It's so cute.
Speaker 2: I mean, but I can't. But you know what, that
Speaker 2: could be hard for some women to in Brice.
Speaker 1: Well, it's I mean, it's kind of Martha Stewart meets
Speaker 1: like Joe Rogan vibe.
Speaker 4: I don't see any Joe Rogan in him.
Speaker 1: With the conspiracy theories and whatnot. Oh but Page thinks
Speaker 1: it's crazy that he and Austin don't requard their podcast
Speaker 1: in person, but Craig says it's because Austin is always
Speaker 1: too hungover.
Speaker 3: Well, they said that it's very profitable. If it's profitable,
Speaker 3: why wouldn't he make an effort?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, are we sitting together right now?
Speaker 3: No, but he's saying he can't show up to film.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then Madison and Bratt Are and Hudson are
Speaker 1: having a family golf day. I just love them.
Speaker 3: She could do no wrong in my eyes at all.
Speaker 3: Madison is just lovely like she has she ever been
Speaker 3: the villain since a million times been the villain?
Speaker 1: Villain? Are you relating?
Speaker 3: I just don't see her as in a villain, And
Speaker 3: even if she was, she's just so pretty and the
Speaker 3: way she talks with that little southern accent.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I just couldn't even get mad.
Speaker 1: At she keep wearing your rose colored sunglasses tail. Oh,
Speaker 1: I just love she is having a good season, and
Speaker 1: I love Brett and Hudson's the cutest and judiest. Then
Speaker 1: Brett reveals that he had a spot on his kidney
Speaker 1: that will need to be biopsied. He didn't tell Madison
Speaker 1: about it because it may end up being nothing. And
Speaker 1: this is an emotional moment and like such a true
Speaker 1: thing that does happen, Like you don't want to scare
Speaker 1: your significant other and tell them something until you have news,
Speaker 1: but then it's like you're keeping a secret.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, then we're at Patricia's eighty third.
Speaker 2: But her birthday. She does not looked like she's eighty
Speaker 2: three years old at all.
Speaker 1: Austin, Shep and Madison were invited to her birthday party
Speaker 1: but her birthday dinner, but Craig was not bum boom, Oh.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm with Patricia. Birthdays are for children. I never
Speaker 3: understood people that like to do, you know, every year
Speaker 3: for these big, over the top birthday party for themselves.
Speaker 3: Even I even have friends that celebrate the entire month.
Speaker 1: If you don't want to have a birthday dinner, then
Speaker 1: you don't have one, so I.
Speaker 2: Don't I mean, I have a birthday dinner. I guess
Speaker 2: is not like, but I.
Speaker 1: Don't want a birthday while you're sitting at a birthday.
Speaker 1: But then they all agree that Craig needs to make
Speaker 1: more of an effort. Even though Patricia says he's trying
Speaker 1: to be the next Martha Stewart. Shep reminds everyone that
Speaker 1: Craig is just the figurehead of his business. He doesn't
Speaker 1: do any of the that's real work.
Speaker 3: So he's got partners obviously. So is he just the
Speaker 3: face of it or is it looks like he's very
Speaker 3: hands on. Well, he's making it look like he's very
Speaker 3: hands on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean well, shev One says, you know, what's
Speaker 1: the point of success if you have no friends left
Speaker 1: to share it with. Do you think that Shep's being
Speaker 1: nasty about business or just brutally honest?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: But there's a new break there's new breaking news by
Speaker 3: page six about Craig.
Speaker 4: What should we listen to it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That looks like whatever, my new normal looks like I
Speaker 5: have to start gratitude. I'll get you through this. The
Speaker 5: time comes clarity, all of the advice I'm trying to
Speaker 5: listen to. But yeah, right before the holidays, I was
Speaker 5: very shocked.
Speaker 1: It was shocked, And it's okay.
Speaker 5: It takes two people to be in a relationship and
Speaker 5: you can't control our people. You can only control how
Speaker 5: you react to it.
Speaker 4: So I'm going to be kind.
Speaker 5: To Page and me and yourselves and all of that
Speaker 5: good stuff. And I'll I am still processing everything, which
Speaker 5: is no more than three year relationship.
Speaker 3: It's sad.
Speaker 4: Then they're just gone.
Speaker 2: All day every day.
Speaker 5: Now it's gone, be able to talk more on it.
Speaker 1: I was going to cry, he's about to cry.
Speaker 5: I just wanted to thank everyone for their kind messages.
Speaker 5: It has been really nice to read them. And it's
Speaker 5: just life, you know. I have to take my own
Speaker 5: advice that I that I give when I go around
Speaker 5: and speak at these home shows that no one's ever
Speaker 5: better ones are not better off after a breakup.
Speaker 2: But ah, he's heartbroke. He's heartbroken.
Speaker 1: That's sad. Well, now I feel bad going back and
Speaker 1: talking about what Shep just said, but just well know
Speaker 1: what SHEP said. You know about Craig's business, but I
Speaker 1: also don't know what's wrong with being a figurehead for
Speaker 1: a business? Like you're paying me high sixty seven figures, Well,
Speaker 1: it looks like he's figurehead. I'm here.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I to me.
Speaker 3: A figurehead is somebody that does nothing with the businessiness
Speaker 3: has never invested any money.
Speaker 2: Is just like hi, on the face of it.
Speaker 1: No, that's in folks person.
Speaker 3: But well there's also people that act like it's their
Speaker 3: own company and they don't own a percentage. They're just
Speaker 3: getting paid money.
Speaker 1: To be the face of it. But I don't think
Speaker 1: that's what.
Speaker 3: And when it comes down to when the business sells,
Speaker 3: that was ain't gonna get shit because that's not how
Speaker 3: it's But I don't think that's his situation at all.
Speaker 3: I think that he's probably like fifty fifty owners with
Speaker 3: somebody else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, we have no idea.
Speaker 2: But there's nothing wrong with that at all.
Speaker 1: But then Austin stops by Craig's house to talk to
Speaker 1: him and Craig. Craig's blindsided by Austin's concern. He thought
Speaker 1: their friendship was fine. Craig says his happiness comes from
Speaker 1: working and making money, which he doesn't see as an issue,
Speaker 1: and then Austin.
Speaker 2: Reminded me, I think he said making money and and
Speaker 2: his girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, he may have added that in or but
Speaker 1: I have said that to her.
Speaker 2: He said it to Harry I did, or.
Speaker 1: Her tits or something like that. Then Austin reminds him
Speaker 1: that he bailed on golf so he could guard it
Speaker 1: and post about it on Instagram.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: At this point, Craig's like, that's work. Austin understands that
Speaker 1: priorities change, but he misses his friend. Craig ends the
Speaker 1: conversation by telling Austin he can either swim or leave,
Speaker 1: and Austin decides to leave. I think what we're also
Speaker 1: seeing here is not just you know the fact that
Speaker 1: Craig is trying to develop himself into a different man
Speaker 1: or growing or whatever it may be. But they're also
Speaker 1: on a television show that has been surrounded about these
Speaker 1: guys being messes, and now one of them is growing up.
Speaker 2: He's a big boy.
Speaker 1: Now I have a feeling I am a little worried
Speaker 1: about Craig next season though.
Speaker 3: That's what I was just going to ask you two things,
Speaker 3: Do you think that page will be at the reunion?
Speaker 3: And the second thing is do you think that we're
Speaker 3: going to see old Craig revert back to his college
Speaker 3: day self.
Speaker 1: I think we'll see a little. I think either Craig
Speaker 1: will immediately be into a new relationship like it all bam.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Or he's gonna probably go back to some of his old.
Speaker 2: Patterns and maybe they'll get back together.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Sounds like she broke up with him,
Speaker 1: do you think, Yes, you sound for sure devastated. And
Speaker 1: I think she's always I think there's always one person
Speaker 1: that kind of wears the pants in the relationship, and
Speaker 1: I think it.
Speaker 2: Was she for sure wore the pants.
Speaker 1: But I think I'm well, we're rooting for you, Craig,
Speaker 1: we're rooting for you, Craig. Oh my gosh, I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, I'm sure his dms are flooded.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Oh, I'm sure.
Speaker 3: He is such a nice guy, I would say. I mean,
Speaker 3: they're all nice guys, there's no doubt about that. But
Speaker 3: I think out of the three of them, I think
Speaker 3: for me, Craig's up here.
Speaker 1: He's handsome too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's good looking, he's handsome, he's nice, he's a gentleman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but we're watching the new Craig. I
Speaker 1: think the old Craig.
Speaker 3: Mary, I have a problem with Shep when he tucks
Speaker 3: his shirt into his pants and wears the belt.
Speaker 1: That's that's like a very southern thing to I know.
Speaker 2: That's what I see a lot of them.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh no, no, no, just the front.
Speaker 1: We're on to episode five now. Shep goes over to
Speaker 1: Austin's house. Austin recaps his conversation with Craig and says
Speaker 1: they haven't spoken since then. Shep's known Craig for a
Speaker 1: long time, so it's a tough realization that they'll never
Speaker 1: be close again. Shef decides to refer back to Shakespearean
Speaker 1: plays to prove nothing last forever. Somebody asked us, do
Speaker 1: you believe that Shep actually reads Shakespeare? SHEF is like
Speaker 1: an avid reader.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, yeah, I think he does. I
Speaker 2: really do. And he's smart, yes, he's not.
Speaker 1: Like it's not like he went on chat GPT before
Speaker 1: that conversation and gave it what we would do, which
Speaker 1: I would have to do if you ask me any
Speaker 1: about any book. But uh no, he I think chev
Speaker 1: is an avid reader.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do. Too.
Speaker 1: He doesn't seem like a big TV watching type guy. No,
Speaker 1: he seems like a.
Speaker 2: Very smart guy.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm surprised he doesn't have some big baller business.
Speaker 1: Because I think, you know whatever, didn't.
Speaker 2: Two people not watch TV?
Speaker 1: I mean, look at us.
Speaker 2: I don't watch a lot of TV, only because I
Speaker 2: have to Craig.
Speaker 1: Okay. Then Taylor and her mom, Leslie, are at lunch
Speaker 1: celebrating her thirtieth birthday. Leslie mentions Taylor's brother who passed
Speaker 1: less than name.
Speaker 2: He was so sad.
Speaker 3: I feel so bad for especially for Taylor's mom, because
Speaker 3: she's trying to be strong and talk about it with
Speaker 3: her daughter. And you can just tell Taylor's like, no, mom, no,
Speaker 3: we're not talking about this right now.
Speaker 2: It was just so sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then she says it's hard to hit this
Speaker 1: big milestone without her brother. But but Gaston has really
Speaker 1: helped her with the healing process. I'm I'm starting to
Speaker 1: worry about Gaston. I am too, And it gets it
Speaker 1: gets more worries as we have more information. Even in
Speaker 1: this conversation, the way you know when somebody talks too
Speaker 1: highly about someone that's never around. Mm hmmmmmm sometimes shit
Speaker 1: too good to be true.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, what do you think about Taylor?
Speaker 5: Say?
Speaker 3: Her mom saying what do you want to do for
Speaker 3: your birthday? And she says, I want to be left alone?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is that because of the passing of her brother or
Speaker 3: is it the is something going on?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, because I mean she she was
Speaker 1: going to have a party and then she canceled.
Speaker 3: The canceled it, and then Craig and Paige have a party.
Speaker 2: And she doesn't show.
Speaker 1: That's pretty was she invited?
Speaker 2: I don't know why would she not be invited? Her
Speaker 2: dick cake was.
Speaker 1: Well, we never kind of hear about an invitation for her, see,
Speaker 1: not at all.
Speaker 2: We see Craig.
Speaker 1: Saying that the party could be celebrating his newly frozen sperm,
Speaker 1: which she's leaving the page if he dies, Page is like,
Speaker 1: pretty much, I don't want him. Then Page and Craig
Speaker 1: talk about Austin. She thinks Austin is going around blaming
Speaker 1: her for Craig's change behavior. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The
Speaker 1: whole keep my sperm after I'm dead conversation just kill.
Speaker 3: I know, but just talking about craig sperm and now
Speaker 3: they're separated.
Speaker 2: I can't with this.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be hard for the next gal to watch
Speaker 1: these seasons and then be like, oh yeah, let me
Speaker 1: have some of that sperm.
Speaker 3: You one of those sperm sickles. It's a hot day today,
Speaker 3: Can you pull out one of those sperm sickles for
Speaker 3: me to suck on?
Speaker 2: Excuse me? I know when sperm.
Speaker 3: When somebody has a bucket of flowers, I just want
Speaker 3: to throw them in the trash.
Speaker 1: All that cutting and then she loves cutting stuff on
Speaker 1: the table. That's what I didn't get. There was all
Speaker 1: this cutting, and then later, like I felt like six
Speaker 1: hours later at the party, we see like there's like
Speaker 1: stems and shit just left on the countertop.
Speaker 3: Well, Eddie has a habit of buying me these long
Speaker 3: stem dozen roses in Valentine's Day and he gets like
Speaker 3: seven dozen or something crazy and they come in these
Speaker 3: big long boxes and.
Speaker 2: Guess what I have to do?
Speaker 1: Cut them, cut.
Speaker 2: Them and get vases.
Speaker 3: And it doesn't it's like four or five vases and
Speaker 3: cut and I'm just like, oh my life.
Speaker 1: Well, the only thing that really matters is does it
Speaker 1: have baby's breath or not? No?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I mean, it's very thoughtful, but I just
Speaker 3: I'm not a flower girl, are you?
Speaker 1: I like like plant like not like our plastics right here, No,
Speaker 1: but like I like arrangements that like come in, like
Speaker 1: the pretty pre done things that.
Speaker 2: Are already made, that are already made.
Speaker 5: That like kind of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like the succulents. I like things like that.
Speaker 3: But when I just get a box of flowers and
Speaker 3: I got to put them together, no, I'm like, because
Speaker 3: I'm not good at it, because I just don't care.
Speaker 1: Then Madison facetimes her mom and confides in her about
Speaker 1: Brett's recent health problems. This has been the worst year
Speaker 1: of Madison's life. Her father is also diagnosed with cancer
Speaker 1: and passed away from it.
Speaker 3: It's it is so said that Madison's dad passed away, right,
Speaker 3: was it right after her wedding? Because he made it
Speaker 3: to the wedding And now she's dealing with her new
Speaker 3: husband having cancer.
Speaker 1: Well, going through the ups and downs of thinking that
Speaker 1: it's gone.
Speaker 3: But her mom, her mom, Tara is in her name,
Speaker 3: she had a really good job of making her feel like, Oh,
Speaker 3: he's going to be just fine. He's gonna be fine,
Speaker 3: don't worry. You can't worry with your dad, it was
Speaker 3: too far gone. Ye with Yeah, with Brett, You're gonna
Speaker 3: be fine.
Speaker 1: Then Rodrigo and Tyler at their home folding laundry. Rodrigo
Speaker 1: gets a call from Austin because he saw that Taylor's
Speaker 1: party got canceled, and then Rodrigo tells him that Craig
Speaker 1: is having a party now instead, which Austin was not
Speaker 1: invited to. Austin calls Craig a petty little bitch because
Speaker 1: he couldn't take constructive criticisms. I mean, there are all
Speaker 1: petty little bitches. Isn't that why the yes?
Speaker 3: However, unlike Housewives, is it mostly the guys that argue
Speaker 3: on Southern Charm? I mean, I'm kind of new to
Speaker 3: the show. I've only watched a couple of seasons now,
Speaker 3: but is it usually the.
Speaker 2: Guys that are always arguing like little bitches?
Speaker 1: Normally it's there's you know, cheating going on, but within
Speaker 1: the group, so then girls are fighting, guys are fighting.
Speaker 1: We got to remember last year that was all the
Speaker 1: Olivia and Taylors of No Am. But this year, I mean,
Speaker 1: that's why they had to bring in some fresh blood,
Speaker 1: why we had to get Sally and.
Speaker 3: Somebody that their vagina hasn't been touched by one of them.
Speaker 1: What's the other chick's name, Oh, Sally and Mollie.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 3: I did learn something new on this episode that the
Speaker 3: fragrance at Abercambie and Fitch is called Firius, which it
Speaker 3: really should be called Fierrius. The smell when you walk
Speaker 3: into that store.
Speaker 1: I know, it's like pumping. It's like Disneyland. It's like
Speaker 1: pumping this smell.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like pumping headache and nausea for me, like
Speaker 3: even just although they have kind of toned it down,
Speaker 3: I don't know if they're still doing that anymore. They
Speaker 3: take the shutters off the outside of their windows and
Speaker 3: our mall so you can actually see in and it
Speaker 3: doesn't smell like a cheap hohr anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Well, I don't know how to break
Speaker 1: the news to Cruise. But he puts on way too
Speaker 1: much cologne, and like you walk by him and you're like, whoa,
Speaker 1: it is little. I'm like, oh gosh, I'm like, maybe
Speaker 1: we use a little bit less.
Speaker 3: Why is he using itny?
Speaker 1: You know? He who knows? Last night he was like
Speaker 1: hair on my net? Mom, do you think we should
Speaker 1: like Trimmer read there. I was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: he's a little ready. Yeah. Sure, And then Craig and
Speaker 1: Page are getting the backyard ready for the party. Molly
Speaker 1: shows up with a dick shaped cake that was intended
Speaker 1: for Taylor.
Speaker 3: It was pretty cute too, said something like turning thirty
Speaker 3: doesn't suck at the tip of the penis.
Speaker 1: Page is annoyed because she was trying to throw a
Speaker 1: classy party and Molly and Craig used to sext. I
Speaker 1: didn't really think Page was annoyed. I think she was
Speaker 1: just like giving effort.
Speaker 3: But how would you fill with someone your man used
Speaker 3: to sext brought a dick shaped cake to your party.
Speaker 3: I think it was more of like, oh, that's your
Speaker 3: girl that used to see I mean nasty text messages too,
Speaker 3: and now she shows up with the dick shape cake.
Speaker 2: I a cake. It was a cookie.
Speaker 4: Let's be honest.
Speaker 1: It was a cookie cake, and it was meant for Taylor.
Speaker 1: And she'd already got the you know, she already bought it.
Speaker 1: I mean, who knows how much that was.
Speaker 3: But you don't want to put that thing to waste,
Speaker 3: to like, you don't want to waste those are beat
Speaker 3: it up.
Speaker 4: I know I can.
Speaker 2: The sick Fields.
Speaker 1: Cookie cakes are on point, so you know what, I
Speaker 1: would to try that either. I wonder do we think
Speaker 1: that Molly and Craig are going to have like a
Speaker 1: re session? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Maybe I think Craig's going to be broken for quite
Speaker 2: a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we'll see the rain. So then it starts
Speaker 1: pouring rain, and we find out Taylor canceled her birthday
Speaker 1: party because.
Speaker 3: She I have a question, is it normally? Is that
Speaker 3: like typical weather there, because they're all in like no jackets, nothing,
Speaker 3: It's like it's cold out, and so it just starts
Speaker 3: pouring it.
Speaker 1: Like hot raining, and then it's like muggy then yeah,
Speaker 1: and then like the little sums come and one are
Speaker 1: those they're like bugs? Yeah, they're like little they're called
Speaker 1: no sums because you cannot see them like you see them.
Speaker 2: They're like little.
Speaker 1: Nat type things.
Speaker 2: They bite you.
Speaker 1: Yes, mosquitos, Yeah, kind of like mosquitoes. But uh then uh,
Speaker 1: we find out Taylor canceled because she was too emotional
Speaker 1: after her lunch with her mom. Then the rain stops.
Speaker 3: Well, then we find out Ania's boyfriend it's going to Broadway.
Speaker 2: I well, it was.
Speaker 1: Not boyfriend anymore, but now they're over bay by Vanita
Speaker 1: Manny's done gone, and then Molly admits she only had
Speaker 1: sex twice in the past two years. Then Sally Sally's
Speaker 1: been Sally's been busy.
Speaker 2: Sally says Taylor.
Speaker 1: Tried spreading a rumor that she was a hooker. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: we already saw the last episode high.
Speaker 2: End hooker ones that screw politicians.
Speaker 1: My gosh. But we find out that Taylor and Sally's
Speaker 1: relationship with Gaston overlapped. Gaston and Sally were even saying
Speaker 1: I love you to each other. Damn.
Speaker 2: Then and I love page. Is that like Alexis and Janny.
Speaker 1: Paige and Madison's face during this like they were like
Speaker 1: and then they find out Also we have to remember
Speaker 1: Sally's had sex with Shep and Sally Taylor has also
Speaker 1: had sex with Sally's note.
Speaker 2: Sounds like they're sharing all the same STDs.
Speaker 3: So Gaston cheated on Sally with Taylor, and Gaston cheated
Speaker 3: on Sally with Taylor, and Taylor slipped with Sally's new boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, we don't know the timeline of all
Speaker 1: of this. But then Madison like can't even help herself.
Speaker 1: She's like, Gaston's not even you.
Speaker 3: Yes, and then there was some comments about his ears,
Speaker 3: which I never noticed before, and she said he could
Speaker 3: probably hear you from here.
Speaker 1: But then she's like, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Is he here?
Speaker 1: Is he here?
Speaker 2: She's like, no, he's got big ears.
Speaker 1: Then they showed a picture nice editing there.
Speaker 2: She is, He's cute, he's a good looking guy.
Speaker 1: She's kind of just saying that nothing has really changed,
Speaker 1: because Gaston called Sally the other day and pretty much
Speaker 1: said keep my name out of your mouth. Yeah, in
Speaker 1: other words, like don't talk about me, but don't worry.
Speaker 1: She took the opportunity to show pictures of them making out.
Speaker 2: I know his ears.
Speaker 3: She had him right there ready to show too, and
Speaker 3: she was prepared for this scene.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I she's probably pissed. Yeah, and then Madison
Speaker 1: tells Rodrigo everything that Sally told them. Madison's like, I'm
Speaker 1: not listen. I'm coming here to work and I'm moving
Speaker 1: this story right along. She tells her to to go,
Speaker 1: and now he's worried that Taylor could get hurt the
Speaker 1: same way she did with shapp.
Speaker 2: She's a big girl, she'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: Gaston telling somebody to keep his name out of her
Speaker 1: mouth as rich seeing as he couldn't keep himself out
Speaker 1: of her.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't we don't know enough about him yet.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's a lot of conversations about a
Speaker 3: guy that we just met.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I need more.
Speaker 1: I mean, there was a reason we didn't see John
Speaker 1: much this season on Orange County.
Speaker 4: Well because he didn't want to film, but.
Speaker 1: Yes, because he'd done something wrong.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's that.
Speaker 4: I think it was she was already.
Speaker 1: Didn't want people to put their names in his mouth.
Speaker 5: Ye.
Speaker 2: Maybe, I don't know, but.
Speaker 3: I wonder if we're going to see more of him.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Then Madison goes into the house with
Speaker 1: Craig and Paige. Mada asked about a future engagement and
Speaker 1: Craig says they Craig or Craig says they basically already are,
Speaker 1: and they all make fun of Austin and the talk
Speaker 1: he tried to give with Craig, and then Peig jokes
Speaker 1: that she has to watch her back because Austin wants
Speaker 1: her spot as Craig's girlfriend. Then Craig says even recorded
Speaker 1: their podcast alone last night. All their podcast is about.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Do you think that Craig is kicking himself in the
Speaker 3: ass now that he's single and he's kind of turned
Speaker 3: his back on his boys.
Speaker 1: No, I think they'll all end up forgiving him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm hoping that they're rallying around him right now.
Speaker 3: I would imagine they would be. I mean, Shep and
Speaker 3: Austin seemed like the guys that wouldn't just kick him
Speaker 3: when he's down.
Speaker 1: I think they'll be thick as thieves, single and going
Speaker 1: for it next season. But then Shep and Craig are
Speaker 1: at lunch together. Craig has decided he wants to take
Speaker 1: a step back from Austin is rethinking their podcast together.
Speaker 1: While Craig treats it like a job, Austin treats it
Speaker 1: like a party, Like can't it be somewhere in the middle.
Speaker 2: So their podcast is called Pillows and Beer with Craig
Speaker 2: and Austin.
Speaker 1: It's only or it's treated like a party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's on the network Believe Life and Leisure. Do
Speaker 3: we think we get they get paid a lot?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I hope so I hope for everybody
Speaker 1: does well. Then Craig gets a text from JT. It says,
Speaker 1: would love to meet up with you, buddy. Seems to
Speaker 1: be a lot of miscommunication going on here. Hit me
Speaker 1: back if you're interested. Craig knows Austin would be really
Speaker 1: mad if he got coffee with JT. But he doesn't care.
Speaker 3: No, because Shep gave Craig Craig some rubber shoes, isn't
Speaker 3: he sweetie?
Speaker 4: Who?
Speaker 3: Shep gave Craig some rubber shoes? Like, here you go,
Speaker 3: I brought you some rubber shoes.
Speaker 2: You can just wash them off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just rinse those off.
Speaker 2: So the boys are way different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know they really. Somebody probably sent those to
Speaker 1: Shep And then he was like, oh, it was a
Speaker 1: sponsored post.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But did he say that he wants him to buy
Speaker 3: him out of the podcast?
Speaker 1: It's coming up.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's coming up that he wants he wants him
Speaker 3: to buy him.
Speaker 2: I didn't know. Can you can I buy you out
Speaker 2: of this podcast? Does it work like that?
Speaker 1: It's going to be very expensive?
Speaker 2: Then going to see if we win this award first.
Speaker 1: Then uh, Sally tells Taylor that Gaston was great in
Speaker 1: bed that's also coming up in next week.
Speaker 2: Oo, them are fun words. Hmmm, how good.
Speaker 1: Well, when Gaston said keep my name out of your mouth,
Speaker 1: I don't know that he meant that line like I
Speaker 1: feel like that line he'd be fine to spread around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so too. I think any guy would
Speaker 2: love for that to be spread around.
Speaker 1: But we're loving southern charm, so yeah, it is really
Speaker 1: good Bye guys, Bye,