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Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge. Hi, guys,

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Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of to Teas and a Pod

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Speaker 1: with myself.

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Speaker 2: Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Judge.

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Speaker 1: Hi.

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Speaker 3: You know, somebody sent me a message the other day saying,

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Speaker 3: who announces you at the beginning of the show, even

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Speaker 3: though we announce ourselves, which we don't really have to.

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Speaker 3: We've gone over this a million times.

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Speaker 1: Teddy be Ellen.

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Speaker 3: Also, it's Ellen k She's the one that announces us.

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Speaker 1: But we like to do it again.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I like, I think she's a bigger name

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Speaker 3: than us.

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Speaker 4: I think we should just.

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Speaker 1: Leave it at that. So we just start every podcast like, hey, hi.

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Speaker 2: We can do a little bit better than that.

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Speaker 3: But okay, hey guys, welcome to another episode of two

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Speaker 3: Teas in a Pod.

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Speaker 1: We're here to talk some shit and hope to make

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Speaker 1: you laugh or hate us, yes, and possibly get some headlines.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of headlines, it's a pretty big day for us.

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Speaker 3: It is a big day. Woke up to good news.

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Speaker 3: It's snowing and Big Bear.

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Speaker 1: Tarama was not gonna tell us about her cough.

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Speaker 3: No, the cough is gone, I hope, But yeah, while

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Speaker 3: you say it.

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Speaker 1: We were nominated for an iHeartRadio Podcast Award. Hollywood Reporter

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Speaker 1: announced it today and I just want you guys to

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Speaker 1: know because I didn't realize this at first. I thought, Oh,

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Speaker 1: everybody that's nominated is an iHeartRadio podcast, so like it's

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Speaker 1: not as hard to do. No, No, it's everybody. Oh

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Speaker 1: it's everybod podcaster. So it's fretty.

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Speaker 3: So guys, we need you to vote for us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, vote for us, no shame in our game. Yeah

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Speaker 1: for us, because we don't just like being nominated. We

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Speaker 1: want to win.

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Speaker 3: Awards show and everything.

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Speaker 1: Like, yes, it's an awest on March tenth.

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Speaker 3: Oh, can we go?

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Speaker 1: And we have to look at our calendars. I'm sure. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I want to go to Austin.

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Speaker 4: I want to go.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I was just in Austin. No, I

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Speaker 3: was in Houston, but I've been to Austin.

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Speaker 2: You're like Texas.

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Speaker 3: Well, in a minute, we're gonna be talking about Austin,

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Speaker 3: so well, yes we will.

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Speaker 2: But that is exciting.

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Speaker 1: It is very exciting. We're gonna get into Southern Charm.

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Speaker 1: We're recapping two episodes because we were off during the holidays,

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Speaker 1: so We're going to be recapping season ten, episode four

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Speaker 1: and five before we get into this. For those of

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Speaker 1: you guys who thought I was being mean to Shepherd Rose,

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Speaker 1: I have known him since I was like seven years old.

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Speaker 1: That has always been our banter comments.

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Speaker 3: How come SHEP wouldn't let you talk? How come you

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Speaker 3: didn't say anything? And I'm like, I two old friends talking,

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Speaker 3: I was in visits.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry, guys. I tried. I tried my best.

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Speaker 3: It was like you had mentioned, much like when Ramona

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Speaker 3: was on our podcast. Yeah, she didn't even know your name.

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Speaker 1: She didn't even know my name.

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Speaker 3: She I mean, I've been on Watch What Happens Live

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Speaker 3: with Shep. I presented at the Bravo Awards with Austin

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Speaker 3: and Craig like I've they've seen me. I've talked to

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Speaker 3: them and he's like, oh, how long have you been

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Speaker 3: on Bravo. I'm like, oh, like a total of like

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Speaker 3: sixteen seven, you know, And he's like what. I'm like, yes, dude,

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Speaker 3: I'm a bigger deal than you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, are we fine? Now you're now talking

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Speaker 1: about being mean to Shep? Those are I love Shep.

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Speaker 1: We've always given each other a hard time and if

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Speaker 1: my apologies. But that's how we've always talked to one another.

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Speaker 1: And who cares. But shep had a good couple episodes,

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Speaker 1: I do got to say, yeah, comparatively speaking, Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: So episode four starts out with everyone's of course asleep,

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Speaker 2: Sally, I had no idea.

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Speaker 3: I mean I knew that she, like most of these

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Speaker 2: They're stin like they're in high school.

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Speaker 1: Like get it, Sally.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Sally, So much respect for Sally to

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Speaker 3: I think to have any nine to five job, or

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Speaker 1: Are now other than influencing, other other than influencing.

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Speaker 3: It's very hard to film a reality show when you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this girl must be exhausted, but she's coming in

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Speaker 1: and she's dropping some nuggets. She's moving storyline. She's not

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Speaker 1: only does she move that robot, she's moving storyline right

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Speaker 2: Want to see her move the robot.

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Speaker 1: Also, I want to say, I need a little heads

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Speaker 2: I didn't notice that?

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Speaker 1: You didn't notice she was a brunette for half of.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I might be going a little brunette, oh, a

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Speaker 3: little low lights. No, well, no, I'm having my I

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Speaker 4: She had emergency.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I've never done that. I might do it and

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure to look good. But then we get

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Speaker 1: She calls the place her beach bungalow because it's covered

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Speaker 1: Well, Rodrigo hates it, and now who loves it home

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Speaker 3: Yeah maybe, I mean I totally get the coastal look.

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Speaker 1: It's a little mush.

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Speaker 3: It was a little much beachy decor and condo. I mean,

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Speaker 2: She bought it.

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Speaker 3: It's her house, her condo. She's young, very impressive. But

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Speaker 3: I do agree with Rod.

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Speaker 4: I would hang myself from one of those ropes as well.

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Speaker 2: I had to spend too much time in there.

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Speaker 1: Well, apparently Gaston asked Taylor to move in with him,

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Speaker 2: Blamer, do you blamer?

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Speaker 1: No, especially after we find out what's coming.

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Speaker 3: Well, they haven't even been ditting that long, how they uh?

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Speaker 1: No? And especially Shep called Taylor earlier that day asking

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Speaker 1: I didn't really run it by Sianna Like, no, shit,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Shep Shep is that guy ever gonna grow up?

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Speaker 1: No? But you know, at least like, I don't think

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Speaker 1: but I don't think he's like doing things maliciously. I

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Speaker 3: He's just not growing up?

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Speaker 1: No, he like, is it Peter Pan? Who is it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's Peter Pan.

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Speaker 1: Then Rodrigo says, Sally and Shep were talking shit about

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Speaker 1: their friend group. But also, no, who does no Gaston? Sally,

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Speaker 1: I don't get that part.

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Speaker 2: Sally knows him?

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Speaker 1: Do you think she should have told Sienna if he

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, it probably would be a good idea,

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Speaker 3: but at this point, who cares?

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Speaker 2: She dumped you.

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Speaker 1: At this point she'd be done and gone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Then Shep, Austin, and Craig are at a coffee shop together,

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't with these guys.

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Speaker 1: I can't then Shep would like to have children with Sienna.

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Speaker 1: Apparently she talks about it a lot with him. We

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Speaker 3: We've never heard her say this. No, we haven't, only Shep.

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Austin's not sure he wants kids.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure he shouldn't have any kids.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. But then Craig and Paige have made

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Speaker 1: the decision to freeze his sperm.

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Speaker 2: It's okay, wait a.

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Speaker 1: Minute, Like Craig made the decision.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say, wait a minute, because when Craig

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Speaker 3: told Page, Paige was like, what. First of all, why

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Speaker 3: guys connect, He's thirty six years old, He's got to

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Speaker 3: freeze his sperm. Why maybe his kids until they're eighty.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a way to apply

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Speaker 1: not pressure, but like apply his need to want to

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Speaker 1: have kids to pay.

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Speaker 2: If that's what you.

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Speaker 3: Have to prove, then you're not in the right relationship.

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Speaker 3: And now he's stuck with a bunch of sperm sickles.

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Speaker 3: I think he should just sell them.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, have a.

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Speaker 2: Stoop, sell and sell his sperm.

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Speaker 1: Stills ask Jenna Alliance to post it on her Instagram.

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Speaker 3: But wait, do you know why, Guys, I don't understand this.

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Speaker 3: And I see her with an older guy. I see

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Speaker 4: Yeah, shocker, on that one.

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Speaker 1: Damn it.

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Speaker 1: Oh you wanted to hear I wanted to hear it.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to see porn.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean there's so many responsibilities now that his

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Speaker 2: Yeah, to avoid that inheritance tax. If you guys not watch.

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Speaker 3: I think I heard there's a better way of doing that,

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Speaker 3: just putting it in your kid's name. I can't remember

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Speaker 3: He's like Tom Cruise and.

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Speaker 4: What was that?

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Speaker 1: I can't I don't like when people wear sunglasses inside

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Speaker 4: Well that's what our eyes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, make up to eyes. Then Levin j T

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Speaker 1: At this point, then Craig Facetime's page to help him

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Speaker 3: I'd be so in touch with this Martha Stewart side.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's I mean, it's kind of Martha Stewart meets

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Speaker 1: it's crazy that he and Austin don't requard their podcast

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Speaker 3: Well, they said that it's very profitable. If it's profitable,

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Speaker 3: No, but he's saying he can't show up to film.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but then Madison and Bratt Are and Hudson are

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Speaker 1: that will need to be biopsied. He didn't tell Madison

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Speaker 2: But her birthday. She does not looked like she's eighty

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Speaker 1: Austin, Shep and Madison were invited to her birthday party

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm with Patricia. Birthdays are for children. I never

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Speaker 1: But then they all agree that Craig needs to make

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Speaker 1: to be the next Martha Stewart. Shep reminds everyone that

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Speaker 1: Craig is just the figurehead of his business. He doesn't

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Speaker 3: So he's got partners obviously. So is he just the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean well, shev One says, you know, what's

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Speaker 3: But there's a new break there's new breaking news by

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Speaker 4: What should we listen to it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: That looks like whatever, my new normal looks like I

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Speaker 1: It was shocked, And it's okay.

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Speaker 5: It takes two people to be in a relationship and

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Speaker 4: So I'm going to be kind.

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Speaker 5: To Page and me and yourselves and all of that

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Speaker 3: It's sad.

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Speaker 4: Then they're just gone.

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Speaker 1: I was going to cry, he's about to cry.

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00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 5: I just wanted to thank everyone for their kind messages.

445
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 5: It has been really nice to read them. And it's

446
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,359
Speaker 5: just life, you know. I have to take my own

447
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 5: advice that I that I give when I go around

448
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,640
Speaker 5: and speak at these home shows that no one's ever

449
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 5: better ones are not better off after a breakup.

450
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:31,440
Speaker 2: But ah, he's heartbroke. He's heartbroken.

451
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,919
Speaker 1: That's sad. Well, now I feel bad going back and

452
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:41,359
Speaker 1: talking about what Shep just said, but just well know

453
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,639
Speaker 1: what SHEP said. You know about Craig's business, but I

454
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 1: also don't know what's wrong with being a figurehead for

455
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:51,439
Speaker 1: a business? Like you're paying me high sixty seven figures, Well,

456
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,679
Speaker 1: it looks like he's figurehead. I'm here.

457
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,120
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I to me.

458
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 3: A figurehead is somebody that does nothing with the businessiness

459
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 3: has never invested any money.

460
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 2: Is just like hi, on the face of it.

461
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 1: No, that's in folks person.

462
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 3: But well there's also people that act like it's their

463
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 3: own company and they don't own a percentage. They're just

464
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,639
Speaker 3: getting paid money.

465
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 1: To be the face of it. But I don't think

466
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:15,879
Speaker 1: that's what.

467
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 3: And when it comes down to when the business sells,

468
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 3: that was ain't gonna get shit because that's not how

469
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 3: it's But I don't think that's his situation at all.

470
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,199
Speaker 3: I think that he's probably like fifty fifty owners with

471
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 3: somebody else.

472
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, we have no idea.

473
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 2: But there's nothing wrong with that at all.

474
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,639
Speaker 1: But then Austin stops by Craig's house to talk to

475
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 1: him and Craig. Craig's blindsided by Austin's concern. He thought

476
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,240
Speaker 1: their friendship was fine. Craig says his happiness comes from

477
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 1: working and making money, which he doesn't see as an issue,

478
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:46,440
Speaker 1: and then Austin.

479
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,119
Speaker 2: Reminded me, I think he said making money and and

480
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 2: his girlfriend.

481
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,199
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, he may have added that in or but

482
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 1: I have said that to her.

483
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 2: He said it to Harry I did, or.

484
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 1: Her tits or something like that. Then Austin reminds him

485
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 1: that he bailed on golf so he could guard it

486
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 1: and post about it on Instagram.

487
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:03,879
Speaker 4: You know.

488
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 1: At this point, Craig's like, that's work. Austin understands that

489
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 1: priorities change, but he misses his friend. Craig ends the

490
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 1: conversation by telling Austin he can either swim or leave,

491
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 1: and Austin decides to leave. I think what we're also

492
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:20,440
Speaker 1: seeing here is not just you know the fact that

493
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 1: Craig is trying to develop himself into a different man

494
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 1: or growing or whatever it may be. But they're also

495
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:31,160
Speaker 1: on a television show that has been surrounded about these

496
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 1: guys being messes, and now one of them is growing up.

497
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 2: He's a big boy.

498
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 1: Now I have a feeling I am a little worried

499
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 1: about Craig next season though.

500
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 3: That's what I was just going to ask you two things,

501
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 3: Do you think that page will be at the reunion?

502
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,960
Speaker 3: And the second thing is do you think that we're

503
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 3: going to see old Craig revert back to his college

504
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 3: day self.

505
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 1: I think we'll see a little. I think either Craig

506
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 1: will immediately be into a new relationship like it all bam.

507
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:03,479
Speaker 2: I don't think so.

508
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 1: Or he's gonna probably go back to some of his old.

509
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 2: Patterns and maybe they'll get back together.

510
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Sounds like she broke up with him,

511
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 1: do you think, Yes, you sound for sure devastated. And

512
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 1: I think she's always I think there's always one person

513
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 1: that kind of wears the pants in the relationship, and

514
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 1: I think it.

515
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 2: Was she for sure wore the pants.

516
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: But I think I'm well, we're rooting for you, Craig,

517
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 1: we're rooting for you, Craig. Oh my gosh, I was

518
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,679
Speaker 1: gonna say, I'm sure his dms are flooded.

519
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,880
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Oh, I'm sure.

520
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,199
Speaker 3: He is such a nice guy, I would say. I mean,

521
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,679
Speaker 3: they're all nice guys, there's no doubt about that. But

522
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 3: I think out of the three of them, I think

523
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 3: for me, Craig's up here.

524
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 1: He's handsome too.

525
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's good looking, he's handsome, he's nice, he's a gentleman.

526
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but we're watching the new Craig. I

527
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 1: think the old Craig.

528
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 3: Mary, I have a problem with Shep when he tucks

529
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 3: his shirt into his pants and wears the belt.

530
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,159
Speaker 1: That's that's like a very southern thing to I know.

531
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 2: That's what I see a lot of them.

532
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 1: Dude.

533
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh no, no, no, just the front.

534
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,879
Speaker 1: We're on to episode five now. Shep goes over to

535
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 1: Austin's house. Austin recaps his conversation with Craig and says

536
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 1: they haven't spoken since then. Shep's known Craig for a

537
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 1: long time, so it's a tough realization that they'll never

538
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 1: be close again. Shef decides to refer back to Shakespearean

539
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 1: plays to prove nothing last forever. Somebody asked us, do

540
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 1: you believe that Shep actually reads Shakespeare? SHEF is like

541
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 1: an avid reader.

542
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 5: Yeah.

543
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, yeah, I think he does. I

544
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:57,439
Speaker 2: really do. And he's smart, yes, he's not.

545
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 1: Like it's not like he went on chat GPT before

546
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: that conversation and gave it what we would do, which

547
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: I would have to do if you ask me any

548
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: about any book. But uh no, he I think chev

549
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:09,919
Speaker 1: is an avid reader.

550
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do. Too.

551
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: He doesn't seem like a big TV watching type guy. No,

552
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: he seems like a.

553
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 2: Very smart guy.

554
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 3: That's why I'm surprised he doesn't have some big baller business.

555
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: Because I think, you know whatever, didn't.

556
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 2: Two people not watch TV?

557
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 1: I mean, look at us.

558
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 2: I don't watch a lot of TV, only because I

559
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 2: have to Craig.

560
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: Okay. Then Taylor and her mom, Leslie, are at lunch

561
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: celebrating her thirtieth birthday. Leslie mentions Taylor's brother who passed

562
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 1: less than name.

563
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 2: He was so sad.

564
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 3: I feel so bad for especially for Taylor's mom, because

565
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 3: she's trying to be strong and talk about it with

566
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 3: her daughter. And you can just tell Taylor's like, no, mom, no,

567
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 3: we're not talking about this right now.

568
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 2: It was just so sad.

569
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then she says it's hard to hit this

570
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 1: big milestone without her brother. But but Gaston has really

571
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:06,479
Speaker 1: helped her with the healing process. I'm I'm starting to

572
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: worry about Gaston. I am too, And it gets it

573
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: gets more worries as we have more information. Even in

574
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: this conversation, the way you know when somebody talks too

575
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:27,120
Speaker 1: highly about someone that's never around. Mm hmmmmmm sometimes shit

576
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: too good to be true.

577
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, what do you think about Taylor?

578
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:32,360
Speaker 5: Say?

579
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 3: Her mom saying what do you want to do for

580
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 3: your birthday? And she says, I want to be left alone?

581
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 4: Yeah?

582
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 3: Is that because of the passing of her brother or

583
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 3: is it the is something going on?

584
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, because I mean she she was

585
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 1: going to have a party and then she canceled.

586
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 3: The canceled it, and then Craig and Paige have a party.

587
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 2: And she doesn't show.

588
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: That's pretty was she invited?

589
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 2: I don't know why would she not be invited? Her

590
00:28:59,240 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 2: dick cake was.

591
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: Well, we never kind of hear about an invitation for her, see,

592
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: not at all.

593
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 2: We see Craig.

594
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: Saying that the party could be celebrating his newly frozen sperm,

595
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: which she's leaving the page if he dies, Page is like,

596
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 1: pretty much, I don't want him. Then Page and Craig

597
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: talk about Austin. She thinks Austin is going around blaming

598
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: her for Craig's change behavior. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The

599
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: whole keep my sperm after I'm dead conversation just kill.

600
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 3: I know, but just talking about craig sperm and now

601
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 3: they're separated.

602
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 2: I can't with this.

603
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: It's gonna be hard for the next gal to watch

604
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 1: these seasons and then be like, oh yeah, let me

605
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: have some of that sperm.

606
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 3: You one of those sperm sickles. It's a hot day today,

607
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 3: Can you pull out one of those sperm sickles for

608
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 3: me to suck on?

609
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 2: Excuse me? I know when sperm.

610
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 3: When somebody has a bucket of flowers, I just want

611
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 3: to throw them in the trash.

612
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 1: All that cutting and then she loves cutting stuff on

613
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: the table. That's what I didn't get. There was all

614
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: this cutting, and then later, like I felt like six

615
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: hours later at the party, we see like there's like

616
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: stems and shit just left on the countertop.

617
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 3: Well, Eddie has a habit of buying me these long

618
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 3: stem dozen roses in Valentine's Day and he gets like

619
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 3: seven dozen or something crazy and they come in these

620
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 3: big long boxes and.

621
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 2: Guess what I have to do?

622
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: Cut them, cut.

623
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 2: Them and get vases.

624
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 3: And it doesn't it's like four or five vases and

625
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 3: cut and I'm just like, oh my life.

626
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 1: Well, the only thing that really matters is does it

627
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 1: have baby's breath or not? No?

628
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I mean, it's very thoughtful, but I just

629
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 3: I'm not a flower girl, are you?

630
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: I like like plant like not like our plastics right here, No,

631
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 1: but like I like arrangements that like come in, like

632
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 1: the pretty pre done things that.

633
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 2: Are already made, that are already made.

634
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 5: That like kind of.

635
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like the succulents. I like things like that.

636
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 3: But when I just get a box of flowers and

637
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 3: I got to put them together, no, I'm like, because

638
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 3: I'm not good at it, because I just don't care.

639
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: Then Madison facetimes her mom and confides in her about

640
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: Brett's recent health problems. This has been the worst year

641
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 1: of Madison's life. Her father is also diagnosed with cancer

642
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 1: and passed away from it.

643
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 3: It's it is so said that Madison's dad passed away, right,

644
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 3: was it right after her wedding? Because he made it

645
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 3: to the wedding And now she's dealing with her new

646
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 3: husband having cancer.

647
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: Well, going through the ups and downs of thinking that

648
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 1: it's gone.

649
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 3: But her mom, her mom, Tara is in her name,

650
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 3: she had a really good job of making her feel like, Oh,

651
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 3: he's going to be just fine. He's gonna be fine,

652
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 3: don't worry. You can't worry with your dad, it was

653
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 3: too far gone. Ye with Yeah, with Brett, You're gonna

654
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 3: be fine.

655
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: Then Rodrigo and Tyler at their home folding laundry. Rodrigo

656
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 1: gets a call from Austin because he saw that Taylor's

657
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: party got canceled, and then Rodrigo tells him that Craig

658
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: is having a party now instead, which Austin was not

659
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: invited to. Austin calls Craig a petty little bitch because

660
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: he couldn't take constructive criticisms. I mean, there are all

661
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: petty little bitches. Isn't that why the yes?

662
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 3: However, unlike Housewives, is it mostly the guys that argue

663
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 3: on Southern Charm? I mean, I'm kind of new to

664
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 3: the show. I've only watched a couple of seasons now,

665
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 3: but is it usually the.

666
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 2: Guys that are always arguing like little bitches?

667
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: Normally it's there's you know, cheating going on, but within

668
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: the group, so then girls are fighting, guys are fighting.

669
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: We got to remember last year that was all the

670
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: Olivia and Taylors of No Am. But this year, I mean,

671
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: that's why they had to bring in some fresh blood,

672
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: why we had to get Sally and.

673
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 3: Somebody that their vagina hasn't been touched by one of them.

674
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: What's the other chick's name, Oh, Sally and Mollie.

675
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 5: Oh.

676
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 3: I did learn something new on this episode that the

677
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 3: fragrance at Abercambie and Fitch is called Firius, which it

678
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 3: really should be called Fierrius. The smell when you walk

679
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 3: into that store.

680
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 1: I know, it's like pumping. It's like Disneyland. It's like

681
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: pumping this smell.

682
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:35,719
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like pumping headache and nausea for me, like

683
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 3: even just although they have kind of toned it down,

684
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 3: I don't know if they're still doing that anymore. They

685
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 3: take the shutters off the outside of their windows and

686
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 3: our mall so you can actually see in and it

687
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 3: doesn't smell like a cheap hohr anymore.

688
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Well, I don't know how to break

689
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: the news to Cruise. But he puts on way too

690
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: much cologne, and like you walk by him and you're like, whoa,

691
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 1: it is little. I'm like, oh gosh, I'm like, maybe

692
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: we use a little bit less.

693
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 3: Why is he using itny?

694
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 1: You know? He who knows? Last night he was like

695
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: hair on my net? Mom, do you think we should

696
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,280
Speaker 1: like Trimmer read there. I was like, oh my gosh,

697
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: he's a little ready. Yeah. Sure, And then Craig and

698
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 1: Page are getting the backyard ready for the party. Molly

699
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 1: shows up with a dick shaped cake that was intended

700
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 1: for Taylor.

701
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 3: It was pretty cute too, said something like turning thirty

702
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,840
Speaker 3: doesn't suck at the tip of the penis.

703
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: Page is annoyed because she was trying to throw a

704
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: classy party and Molly and Craig used to sext. I

705
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 1: didn't really think Page was annoyed. I think she was

706
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 1: just like giving effort.

707
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 3: But how would you fill with someone your man used

708
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,720
Speaker 3: to sext brought a dick shaped cake to your party.

709
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 3: I think it was more of like, oh, that's your

710
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 3: girl that used to see I mean nasty text messages too,

711
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,879
Speaker 3: and now she shows up with the dick shape cake.

712
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,240
Speaker 2: I a cake. It was a cookie.

713
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 4: Let's be honest.

714
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: It was a cookie cake, and it was meant for Taylor.

715
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: And she'd already got the you know, she already bought it.

716
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: I mean, who knows how much that was.

717
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 3: But you don't want to put that thing to waste,

718
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 3: to like, you don't want to waste those are beat

719
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 3: it up.

720
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 4: I know I can.

721
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 2: The sick Fields.

722
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: Cookie cakes are on point, so you know what, I

723
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,839
Speaker 1: would to try that either. I wonder do we think

724
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: that Molly and Craig are going to have like a

725
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 1: re session? Yeah?

726
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 2: Maybe I think Craig's going to be broken for quite

727
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 2: a while.

728
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we'll see the rain. So then it starts

729
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: pouring rain, and we find out Taylor canceled her birthday

730
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 1: party because.

731
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 3: She I have a question, is it normally? Is that

732
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 3: like typical weather there, because they're all in like no jackets, nothing,

733
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 3: It's like it's cold out, and so it just starts

734
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 3: pouring it.

735
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: Like hot raining, and then it's like muggy then yeah,

736
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 1: and then like the little sums come and one are

737
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: those they're like bugs? Yeah, they're like little they're called

738
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: no sums because you cannot see them like you see them.

739
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 2: They're like little.

740
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: Nat type things.

741
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 2: They bite you.

742
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: Yes, mosquitos, Yeah, kind of like mosquitoes. But uh then uh,

743
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: we find out Taylor canceled because she was too emotional

744
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,280
Speaker 1: after her lunch with her mom. Then the rain stops.

745
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 3: Well, then we find out Ania's boyfriend it's going to Broadway.

746
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 2: I well, it was.

747
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: Not boyfriend anymore, but now they're over bay by Vanita

748
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: Manny's done gone, and then Molly admits she only had

749
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: sex twice in the past two years. Then Sally Sally's

750
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: been Sally's been busy.

751
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 2: Sally says Taylor.

752
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: Tried spreading a rumor that she was a hooker. Meanwhile,

753
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: we already saw the last episode high.

754
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 2: End hooker ones that screw politicians.

755
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: My gosh. But we find out that Taylor and Sally's

756
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: relationship with Gaston overlapped. Gaston and Sally were even saying

757
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 1: I love you to each other. Damn.

758
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 2: Then and I love page. Is that like Alexis and Janny.

759
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: Paige and Madison's face during this like they were like

760
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: and then they find out Also we have to remember

761
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 1: Sally's had sex with Shep and Sally Taylor has also

762
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,240
Speaker 1: had sex with Sally's note.

763
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 2: Sounds like they're sharing all the same STDs.

764
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 3: So Gaston cheated on Sally with Taylor, and Gaston cheated

765
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 3: on Sally with Taylor, and Taylor slipped with Sally's new boyfriend.

766
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, we don't know the timeline of all

767
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 1: of this. But then Madison like can't even help herself.

768
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: She's like, Gaston's not even you.

769
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 3: Yes, and then there was some comments about his ears,

770
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 3: which I never noticed before, and she said he could

771
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,760
Speaker 3: probably hear you from here.

772
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 1: But then she's like, what do you mean?

773
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 2: Is he here?

774
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 1: Is he here?

775
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 2: She's like, no, he's got big ears.

776
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,479
Speaker 1: Then they showed a picture nice editing there.

777
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,839
Speaker 2: She is, He's cute, he's a good looking guy.

778
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: She's kind of just saying that nothing has really changed,

779
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: because Gaston called Sally the other day and pretty much

780
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 1: said keep my name out of your mouth. Yeah, in

781
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:35,760
Speaker 1: other words, like don't talk about me, but don't worry.

782
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 1: She took the opportunity to show pictures of them making out.

783
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 2: I know his ears.

784
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 3: She had him right there ready to show too, and

785
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 3: she was prepared for this scene.

786
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I she's probably pissed. Yeah, and then Madison

787
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: tells Rodrigo everything that Sally told them. Madison's like, I'm

788
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: not listen. I'm coming here to work and I'm moving

789
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 1: this story right along. She tells her to to go,

790
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 1: and now he's worried that Taylor could get hurt the

791
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 1: same way she did with shapp.

792
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 2: She's a big girl, she'll figure it out.

793
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 1: Gaston telling somebody to keep his name out of her

794
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: mouth as rich seeing as he couldn't keep himself out

795
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 1: of her.

796
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 3: Well, I don't we don't know enough about him yet.

797
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 3: I feel like there's a lot of conversations about a

798
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 3: guy that we just met.

799
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I need more.

800
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,839
Speaker 1: I mean, there was a reason we didn't see John

801
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 1: much this season on Orange County.

802
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 4: Well because he didn't want to film, but.

803
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,720
Speaker 1: Yes, because he'd done something wrong.

804
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 2: I don't think it's that.

805
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 4: I think it was she was already.

806
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: Didn't want people to put their names in his mouth.

807
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 5: Ye.

808
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 2: Maybe, I don't know, but.

809
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,400
Speaker 3: I wonder if we're going to see more of him.

810
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. Then Madison goes into the house with

811
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 1: Craig and Paige. Mada asked about a future engagement and

812
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: Craig says they Craig or Craig says they basically already are,

813
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 1: and they all make fun of Austin and the talk

814
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:14,280
Speaker 1: he tried to give with Craig, and then Peig jokes

815
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: that she has to watch her back because Austin wants

816
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: her spot as Craig's girlfriend. Then Craig says even recorded

817
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:27,919
Speaker 1: their podcast alone last night. All their podcast is about.

818
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 2: I don't know.

819
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 3: Do you think that Craig is kicking himself in the

820
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 3: ass now that he's single and he's kind of turned

821
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 3: his back on his boys.

822
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 1: No, I think they'll all end up forgiving him.

823
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm hoping that they're rallying around him right now.

824
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 3: I would imagine they would be. I mean, Shep and

825
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 3: Austin seemed like the guys that wouldn't just kick him

826
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:48,399
Speaker 3: when he's down.

827
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: I think they'll be thick as thieves, single and going

828
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 1: for it next season. But then Shep and Craig are

829
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: at lunch together. Craig has decided he wants to take

830
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: a step back from Austin is rethinking their podcast together.

831
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: While Craig treats it like a job, Austin treats it

832
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 1: like a party, Like can't it be somewhere in the middle.

833
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 2: So their podcast is called Pillows and Beer with Craig

834
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 2: and Austin.

835
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: It's only or it's treated like a party.

836
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's on the network Believe Life and Leisure. Do

837
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 3: we think we get they get paid a lot?

838
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I hope so I hope for everybody

839
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: does well. Then Craig gets a text from JT. It says,

840
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: would love to meet up with you, buddy. Seems to

841
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 1: be a lot of miscommunication going on here. Hit me

842
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: back if you're interested. Craig knows Austin would be really

843
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 1: mad if he got coffee with JT. But he doesn't care.

844
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 3: No, because Shep gave Craig Craig some rubber shoes, isn't

845
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 3: he sweetie?

846
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 4: Who?

847
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 3: Shep gave Craig some rubber shoes? Like, here you go,

848
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 3: I brought you some rubber shoes.

849
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 2: You can just wash them off.

850
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just rinse those off.

851
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 2: So the boys are way different.

852
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know they really. Somebody probably sent those to

853
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 1: Shep And then he was like, oh, it was a

854
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 1: sponsored post.

855
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

856
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,439
Speaker 3: But did he say that he wants him to buy

857
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 3: him out of the podcast?

858
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: It's coming up.

859
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 3: Oh, that's coming up that he wants he wants him

860
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 3: to buy him.

861
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 2: I didn't know. Can you can I buy you out

862
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 2: of this podcast? Does it work like that?

863
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: It's going to be very expensive?

864
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 2: Then going to see if we win this award first.

865
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 1: Then uh, Sally tells Taylor that Gaston was great in

866
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 1: bed that's also coming up in next week.

867
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 2: Oo, them are fun words. Hmmm, how good.

868
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: Well, when Gaston said keep my name out of your mouth,

869
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 1: I don't know that he meant that line like I

870
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:00,320
Speaker 1: feel like that line he'd be fine to spread around.

871
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so too. I think any guy would

872
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 2: love for that to be spread around.

873
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: But we're loving southern charm, so yeah, it is really

874
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: good Bye guys, Bye,