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Speaker 2: Welcome to this podcast. It's a podcast. We're just catching up.
Speaker 2: I need to start off by saying, one, we have
Speaker 2: the what's the water filter? We have pure water.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It tastes like I'm drinking beetles though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, every time it stopped, the filter isn't working. When
Speaker 2: the water tastes like fucking beetles, and it literally tastes
Speaker 2: like somebody smash beetles. But for some reason right now
Speaker 2: it's kind of a vibe. I'm liking my beetlewater. To
Speaker 2: Jojo Seawak did a cruise. I know I've been I
Speaker 2: love her like we have genuinely. I'm pretty sure historically
Speaker 2: have written for Jojo, but like her doing that cruise
Speaker 2: just made me so happy because I'm like, wow, she
Speaker 2: for real just loves cruises.
Speaker 1: She she making money exactly, she loves making money.
Speaker 2: He is a capitalist beyond anything else. Like first, first
Speaker 2: she's a capitalist, then she's by curious, then she's.
Speaker 1: A she eo, she is a queen. But that cruise
Speaker 1: has been cracking me up because I'm like, who is
Speaker 1: the demographic of this cruise? I don't know, if you know,
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell.
Speaker 2: I went on a really deep dive of it, and
Speaker 2: it didn't seem like anyone was there with sarcastic and
Speaker 2: like evil intent, which again, yeah, it makes sense because realistically,
Speaker 2: you would have to be a fucking psychopath to like
Speaker 2: be a chronic hater of somebody and pay to be
Speaker 2: out in the middle of the ocean with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it would it would also be like hilarious
Speaker 1: like content to create. But what I thought it was
Speaker 1: when I saw her creating or promoting this cruise is
Speaker 1: I thought it was like a boat and every single
Speaker 1: soul on that cruise was there for Jojo Siwa. But
Speaker 1: it was like just like two hundred people there for
Speaker 1: Jojo Sewa doing Jojo Sewah themed events, and then a
Speaker 1: rest of a boat with like five thousand people that
Speaker 1: had no idea that Jojo was going to be on
Speaker 1: their boat. And so I've seen like clips of like
Speaker 1: people from like the balconies interior balconies like filming.
Speaker 2: I really wish your cruise incident happened on that boat.
Speaker 2: I wish that was the I want to be on
Speaker 2: the boat where it happened.
Speaker 1: The old is Joso. Huh how old is Jojo?
Speaker 2: I think she's only like twenty two, twenty three. She's
Speaker 2: she's a baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a baby, and she's married.
Speaker 2: She's married.
Speaker 1: I think she's married to that boy. Wait, let me
Speaker 1: make sure. Is Jojo Sewa married currently in a relationship?
Speaker 1: Oh maybe? Oh wait, they discussed their plans for a
Speaker 1: potential future engagement. Wait, it looks like there's another sea.
Speaker 1: Why added to the family? And just like that, there's
Speaker 1: another sea? Why added to the family? Congratulations to my brother?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, her brother got married on my birthday.
Speaker 2: That would be crazy on your birthday. Not that I'm
Speaker 2: trying to steal your.
Speaker 1: Shine, you know, it's fucking bullshit.
Speaker 2: That's why your birthday post didn't get the numbers it
Speaker 2: usually would get because.
Speaker 1: Just don't post on my birthday. Oh yeah, you didn't, huh,
Speaker 1: I don't post on Instagram.
Speaker 2: I feel like, I mean same it. I just I've
Speaker 2: like hit this weird wall. I'm trying to unbreak it,
Speaker 2: and I'm trying to get back to sharing things. But
Speaker 2: like the past year and a half, I think I
Speaker 2: just liked doing things for myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which I've always been obsessed with.
Speaker 2: But I just like I got detached from post posting.
Speaker 1: Literally like I have started viewing it in such a
Speaker 1: bizarre way where I'm like this, this is fine, this
Speaker 1: is cool, but like posting pictures on Instagram like for
Speaker 1: me right now and like hopefully it changes soon, it
Speaker 1: just doesn't make sense to me. I'm like, what what
Speaker 1: are we doing? Like why are we doing this? Like
Speaker 1: even people that it's like not their career to post
Speaker 1: on Instagram, I'm like confused by like like the ego
Speaker 1: that's a part of that, Like it just doesn't make
Speaker 1: sense to me, and like I really want to break
Speaker 1: that cycle, because boy do I have some things to share,
Speaker 1: But it just feels so bizarre.
Speaker 2: Like everything to me, look, yeah, everything feels like it's
Speaker 2: just drawning in cynicism. So it's easy to be like,
Speaker 2: oh my god. Like even I'm like how many more
Speaker 2: lifestyle carousels can I look through? Do I really want
Speaker 2: to add to this?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I also even use Instagram like that, Like I
Speaker 1: don't saying I just like I like literally barely open
Speaker 1: the app anymore. Like I have like a close friends
Speaker 1: story that I post to sometimes, but even that like
Speaker 1: feels weird. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like I infamously haven't used Instagram as much
Speaker 2: post like twenty seventeen, as in like or maybe twenty nineteen,
Speaker 2: twenty twenty after that, I just kind of like I
Speaker 2: just like fell out of love with posting on there.
Speaker 2: But I do, like, I will say, maybe a way
Speaker 2: to shift it is thinking more so about the fact
Speaker 2: that everybody's kind of engaging in like a public blog
Speaker 2: of some sort, and it does come with scary.
Speaker 1: The way Steve Lacy uses Instagram as.
Speaker 2: Awesome like people, there are still people who are it
Speaker 2: really is a social network. But I know you're in
Speaker 2: your my, your Drooby, You're in your your maybe.
Speaker 1: Well, guys, that last episode where I told the crazy
Speaker 1: story about being stocked on the cruise ship, it reached
Speaker 1: my family. Obviously I knew it would, but shockingly, my
Speaker 1: older sister just found out that I was gay. Put
Speaker 1: the pieces together, I guess, I don't know, but that
Speaker 1: was really really shocking.
Speaker 2: There's something kind of beautiful about that because this is
Speaker 2: a sister who also like she like to me, I
Speaker 2: feel like I get along with Jodie, because we're both
Speaker 2: people who like we are not unintelligent, but we genuinely
Speaker 2: do kind of live in our own bubbles, and like
Speaker 2: it takes a lot, like I feel like I have
Speaker 2: a lot of stuff like that. It takes me so
Speaker 2: long for me to be like, oh, okay, like yeah,
Speaker 2: but that no, I don't under I really don't understand.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm also confused because then I'm like, why didn't she
Speaker 2: think we were just date daity?
Speaker 1: I don't like, I don't know, but she texted me
Speaker 1: this long thing about like she was like, I'm so
Speaker 1: like hurt that you wouldn't tell me, but I'm so
Speaker 1: proud of you, and like I love you and da
Speaker 1: da da da da da da da da. And by
Speaker 1: the way, like I did not intentionally withhold that information.
Speaker 1: I just never came out to anyone. I just like
Speaker 1: talk about my sex life sometimes and like my family
Speaker 1: like gets to learn. But yeah, my sister found out
Speaker 1: I was gay because I had sex on a cruise
Speaker 1: and was stocked.
Speaker 2: Then sent this hoodie.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love the church app.
Speaker 2: This is the worldly app. This is the world app,
Speaker 2: This is the world, This is the world.
Speaker 1: For the Church Grinder sound effect grinder, sound effect grinder,
Speaker 1: sound effects.
Speaker 2: This is the world, This is the world. Grinder, sound
Speaker 2: effect grinder, sound effects. Funk. What was I gonna say? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just wish that happened on that cruise, But your incident,
Speaker 2: I wish it happened on the Jojo Seawalker. Oh. I
Speaker 2: was kind of confused, though. That does make more sense
Speaker 2: because I was like, damn, honestly, can't cruises hold like
Speaker 2: like you were saying, like five thousand passengers, like, don't
Speaker 2: play with her. She fully has I mean, if her
Speaker 2: audience was older, she could pack out a cruise. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because she has the fans.
Speaker 1: It's just like I saw like the opening day like
Speaker 1: concert situation thing and there were like one hundred people
Speaker 1: in like a space the size of our living room,
Speaker 1: and it was like it kind of made me sad.
Speaker 1: But then at the same time, I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if Jojo has ever or will ever feel like
Speaker 1: embarrassed or sad or not enough. And that's why I
Speaker 1: like the girl. I'm like, bitch, she has the greatest
Speaker 1: brain chemistry of all time.
Speaker 2: I know, there's just a true die hard passion for
Speaker 2: self love there that I think she was naturally born
Speaker 2: with because also she's been publicly brutalized and humiliated since
Speaker 2: she was like a child in a lot of ways.
Speaker 2: But there's always be so much like greatness within her
Speaker 2: discography of a career. But for a large part of
Speaker 2: the population, she's always been kind of a punching bag,
Speaker 2: which you know what, let me not get too crazy
Speaker 2: on because I've I've punched a few bags in my life. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've punched a few bags.
Speaker 1: And that snatch is spoiled. And know what you said
Speaker 1: and your snatches spoiled? Is that what you said spoiled?
Speaker 2: Gosh, oh that's not what you said spoiled something.
Speaker 1: No, I think it's the snatches spoiled. The spoiled snatch, it's.
Speaker 2: That it's just not hitting the way it did in
Speaker 2: the car. In the car that felt you said that.
Speaker 2: I just couldn't believe you had such a way with words.
Speaker 1: And now I'm really and you snatches spoiled. That's it.
Speaker 1: That's it?
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, it is, it is.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: Oh, white people are thirst strapping while making phishing lures
Speaker 2: right now, by the way, they're like they're like putting
Speaker 2: the thing in and they're like those are.
Speaker 1: Like my favorite some of my favorite videos where they're
Speaker 1: tying up the fly fishing lures.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that like a thing? Has it ever been
Speaker 2: like thirst strapified? Or is that this is the first time.
Speaker 1: I and they've they've been hyper edited where I'm like, whoa,
Speaker 1: these people should be editing movies because like this looks incredible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, classically just editors fans for no fans for no
Speaker 2: capitalistic goals who were editing things usually are like while
Speaker 2: you could do an Oscar fountain.
Speaker 1: I saw this like edit for the or back rooms
Speaker 1: that like take this l song like Fortnite, Don't dun't
Speaker 1: for the Captain Jack or whatever the fuck is faces
Speaker 1: in back rooms, and it's one of the best edits
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. It's so save seen backrooms. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: saw backshots. We talked about the last episode.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it, so I'm really going to see it.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to be on the TV. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: sadly like I am one of those people who I
Speaker 2: don't go to the theater as often as I sit
Speaker 2: and it is fucked up. It is really fucked up.
Speaker 2: I'm a consumer of movies, Like I watch movies really
Speaker 2: often and regularly, but I don't go to the theater.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you need to pop out more because we
Speaker 1: got Odyssey coming, we got Dune coming. I still haven't
Speaker 1: seen a session. I'll see, but I wish Kai was
Speaker 1: here for this. But me and Kai have waited almost
Speaker 1: an entire year to see Disclosure Day. Like we the
Speaker 1: second we saw the trailer, we were like, we gotta
Speaker 1: go see that shit, Like that's special because like Steven
Speaker 1: Spielberg doing Aliens classic, Hello, like this is going to
Speaker 1: be major, and like it's one of his last movies,
Speaker 1: Like he's gonna put his whole pussy into this movie.
Speaker 1: Steven Spielberg's putting his spoiled snatch into Disclosure Day, Like
Speaker 1: that should be the headline because that movie was dudeoucoca
Speaker 1: garbage shit. But I wasnaking. Yeah no it was. It
Speaker 1: was really really really it was like directed incredibly, like
Speaker 1: it looked cool and there were a bunch of like whoa,
Speaker 1: like look how in sync they are moments and whoa
Speaker 1: this camera transferred from a crane to being handheld seamlessly,
Speaker 1: Like that's gaggy. But the plot and the script and
Speaker 1: the dialogue was really bad. Josh O'Connor is the sexiest
Speaker 1: human being on this planet. I've decided, especially after that movie.
Speaker 1: He's so fine. Shit, he like killed his role. Everyone
Speaker 1: that was acting like did really really well with what
Speaker 1: they were given. It was just like, oh, an alien
Speaker 1: movie that shows fifteen minutes of aliens? Like girl, what?
Speaker 2: I also like, I'm not kidding. I hate to be
Speaker 2: that person, but I've always said it. I just have
Speaker 2: a hard time with new age sci fi because I
Speaker 2: was I grew up in a sci fi fan household,
Speaker 2: Like I watched all of Lord of the Rings, all
Speaker 2: of Star Wars, like my family loved those series. I
Speaker 2: watched like all of the alien movies like Alien Versus Predator,
Speaker 2: like movies fucking Transformers but yeah, my parents did love that,
Speaker 2: but the Terminator movies and everything, And I genuinely just
Speaker 2: crave to see something that I am like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: they brought something to life and it's not digital because
Speaker 2: to me, I'm like that said the part that the
Speaker 2: movie my.
Speaker 1: Geek like also like we are now living in sci
Speaker 1: fi so like half the ship that they say, like whoa,
Speaker 1: this could happen, Like it's literally already happening, and actually
Speaker 1: Earth is like a living hell and like whatever you
Speaker 1: can imagine, like, oh, look, how bad the future is
Speaker 1: gonna be if we like continue down this path. No, baby,
Speaker 1: it's happening now. It's happening now, like we are living
Speaker 1: in sci fi. But I'm happy.
Speaker 2: I know there are things to be happy about. I
Speaker 2: mean something, Wait, what song was playing in my head earlier?
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, and it's the end of the world and
Speaker 2: you know it, And I'm like, oh my god. They
Speaker 2: literally people have always thought the world was ending to
Speaker 2: be fair, and I want to make it clear so
Speaker 2: nobody thinks I'm like not aware that the world is
Speaker 2: genuinely crumbling because our oceans are heating up. Everything is hot, hot, hot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm very aware of that, and but like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I'm like, guys, things have always been bad.
Speaker 1: Let's know. I've said that, I've been said that we
Speaker 1: need to go camping to reground ourselves with nature. I
Speaker 1: think that's really the next thing. Because I'm crowned, I'm
Speaker 1: feeling I'm feeling a little like spooked. And every time
Speaker 1: I go camping, I come back and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: everything's going to be okay. It's it's okay. Up there,
Speaker 1: it can be okay down here too. M mmmmmmmmm. I
Speaker 1: drink a little Red Bull before this. And you know,
Speaker 1: I've been describing myself as living behind my eyes recently,
Speaker 1: and I think that's like the best way to describe
Speaker 1: just my day to day. Like when we were driving
Speaker 1: to that shoot this morning, I was like, oh, am,
Speaker 1: I like back to being derealized, depersonalized, like when I
Speaker 1: was sixteen seventeen, and I've just been in it for
Speaker 1: so long that it's become my new norm. Yeah, trigger
Speaker 1: warning on those words. Oh fuck, that was like the
Speaker 1: worst shit ever. But that was like induced by like hallucinogens,
Speaker 1: Like that.
Speaker 2: Wasn't I do know what you mean, though, I do
Speaker 2: think we have had and I think everyone but it's
Speaker 2: like what we were talking about that one episode where we
Speaker 2: are just becoming adults in the sense that it's like
Speaker 2: oh okay, okay, okay, okay okay okay, like.
Speaker 1: It's never ending.
Speaker 2: Everything is never ending, and also everything does just like
Speaker 2: domino effect into one another and.
Speaker 1: Wait, everything is beginning and ending. Wait, I've been noticing that.
Speaker 2: But I feel you because I feel like it's just
Speaker 2: been a gnarly three years or it was like for
Speaker 2: me personally, I don't want to speak for you. I
Speaker 2: think twenty twenty four and twenty twenty five were really
Speaker 2: dense years for me interpersonally, like family wise, romantically, I
Speaker 2: had friends, like every I was really seeing every facet
Speaker 2: of like not only my own bad habits, but things
Speaker 2: I was like overly attached to in the way I
Speaker 2: moved through the world and my relationships and work life
Speaker 2: blah blah blah. I had to go through all that.
Speaker 2: So then mid twenty twenty five to like just March,
Speaker 2: I feel like I was living behind my eyes as well,
Speaker 2: if that makes sense of just like, Okay, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna like look at the brighter side of my life.
Speaker 2: I am really grateful for everything I have, but I'm
Speaker 2: just like kind of getting lost in a loop of
Speaker 2: comfortability because I'm so terrified because I can't help but
Speaker 2: indulge in cynicism because it's not even cynicism anymore, it's
Speaker 2: just reality. Yeah, And then I think about but then
Speaker 2: I do think about my parents and how they had kids.
Speaker 2: At this point, I'm like, dude, they were feeling like
Speaker 2: this with kids, I know, and so no, and I
Speaker 2: am really lucky and yeah, I think let's jump drive
Speaker 2: that heart girl. Also, we live in an abundance of
Speaker 2: things and also AI like we're just living in a
Speaker 2: world where it's like, well, why do I even want
Speaker 2: to put my my body and soul into creating something
Speaker 2: which sounds so like, No, it's true, but it is
Speaker 2: real to be a front four. To be a front
Speaker 2: facing person, especially in any sort of creative field, to
Speaker 2: any degree, does mean sitting with yourself, exploring parts of yourself,
Speaker 2: and then seeing how you can like use that to
Speaker 2: explore other people and observe other things, and then be
Speaker 2: able to make commentary on it, whether it's saying it
Speaker 2: up front or in some funny way or in like
Speaker 2: an artistic way blah blah blah blah. So I think
Speaker 2: a lot of people are feeling kind of like a
Speaker 2: creative burnout, and like you even think about movies like, yeah,
Speaker 2: everyone is sitting sequels, the sequels this that that it's
Speaker 2: like whoa, whoa, whoa. And I do think it's again
Speaker 2: I've said it before, it's like myself included, we all
Speaker 2: have over consumption issues, and I think until everybody is
Speaker 2: like okay, I mean it's like you were saying going
Speaker 2: to the woods and like going and sitting around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, going to the woods, disconnecting, smoking a fucking doo,
Speaker 1: be bro.
Speaker 2: I do think there should be something like I'm just
Speaker 2: the wrong comforting is the wrong word, but there is
Speaker 2: something nice to know that. I mean, like I have
Speaker 2: a lot of siblings who are in the workforce, and
Speaker 2: like my parents are as well, and like you have
Speaker 2: a big family, so we do have like consistent contact
Speaker 2: with people of like so many different lifestyles and journeys,
Speaker 2: whether it be financially, romantically, familial, whatever, and everyone feels
Speaker 2: a bit lost. Everyone feels like, oh my god, I
Speaker 2: just feel like crazy. But it is because we're just.
Speaker 1: I think it's just awesome. I think we are literally
Speaker 1: not meant to make money, Like not me and you,
Speaker 1: I mean humans in general. I think like the whole
Speaker 1: concept of capitalism is like really evil. I think like
Speaker 1: humans weren't meant to work a job and then get
Speaker 1: paid for it. We were meant to pick up sticks
Speaker 1: and build a house and live inside of it and
Speaker 1: pro create, and we've gotten lost along the way. So
Speaker 1: basically I think we should blow everything up, fly drones
Speaker 1: into the power grids and go back to Caveman, and
Speaker 1: I think we'll all be it much happier. All right,
Speaker 1: We wouldn't. Our generation that people alive now wouldn't, but
Speaker 1: our kids would, the kids that grow up in that environment,
Speaker 1: because it's all they know. Us. Going from having ac
Speaker 1: to having nothing would be horrible and we'd had our
Speaker 1: life every single day, but our children would love it.
Speaker 1: But who would bring a child into that world?
Speaker 2: You know? I mean people already been bringing children into
Speaker 2: this world.
Speaker 1: Like that's they're not going to know a life without AI. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm done with the Dumer shit. Like I want to
Speaker 1: talk about something happy. I'm going to Ariana this or
Speaker 1: I'm going to Ariana tonight.
Speaker 2: I know it's when abandoning Josiah and I.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were all.
Speaker 2: Thinking of how we were going to get tickets. Usually
Speaker 2: I buy tickets and I'm down to spend whatever. But like, okay,
Speaker 2: I have had to take a second back from that.
Speaker 1: The finances are rough.
Speaker 2: Not even that, it's just like damn, dude, damn, Like
Speaker 2: reselling has got in even worse, Like every year it
Speaker 2: gets worse.
Speaker 1: And someone just released like ticket, someone just released concert
Speaker 1: tickets for like thirty five I think Charlie. Charlie released
Speaker 1: like thirty five dollars tickets for her next tour, which
Speaker 1: I was like, that's tea and yeah.
Speaker 2: That's what Hayley Williams has been doing too, and she
Speaker 2: just like when the tour saw and like reselling was
Speaker 2: getting bad, she just added more dates because she was like, dude,
Speaker 2: no's to keep touring. Don't do that. It's beautiful. I
Speaker 2: am really jealous that you're going to that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be very special. I'm going to
Speaker 1: be in the Friends and Family risers, so catch me
Speaker 1: in the background of Kim Kardashian's story and it's gonna
Speaker 1: be hilarious.
Speaker 2: I am so jealous. I want to go really bad.
Speaker 2: But also again, just the resale is crazy and I'm
Speaker 2: hoping like maybe she'll just like tour again if the
Speaker 2: album like does well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I've seen clips of the tour. It
Speaker 1: looks really special. It looks like really really really stadium
Speaker 1: no that I was asking someone. I was like, why
Speaker 1: isn't she doing a stadium tour? She could do a
Speaker 1: stadium tour, but in her head it's like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: more intimate to do.
Speaker 2: I mean, that is true. And then you also get
Speaker 2: to just do more dates so more people get to go.
Speaker 2: It like spreads it out.
Speaker 1: And I also think you make more money doing five
Speaker 1: nights at nights at Freddy's.
Speaker 2: Ariana Grande is performing tonight out five nights at Freddy's
Speaker 2: in Los Angeles, California. You're so excited to go.
Speaker 1: We need to go to the back rooms. We need
Speaker 1: to go to the back shots, like like tour thing
Speaker 1: that you can do they like made in Pasadena. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can go and like go inside the back rooms. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't even know much. Actually I do you do
Speaker 2: the I do know the origin. I did watch like
Speaker 2: last summer somebody made a really like intensive deep dive
Speaker 2: on figuring out where those photos actually are from. And
Speaker 2: fun fact, I don't remember what country it's from or
Speaker 2: where it was, but building was being made. Those photos
Speaker 2: are from a renovation for people who were opening opening
Speaker 2: a hobbyist spot for writing, Uh, like little trucks what
Speaker 2: are they call like the.
Speaker 1: Cars like RC cars?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like for it was an RC car hobbyist spot
Speaker 2: and he liked, did this whole deep dive in those.
Speaker 1: It was in the middle of America?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. Yeah, it was like photos from
Speaker 2: a renovation, and he got in contact with the guy
Speaker 2: and like got I think an extra photo or two
Speaker 2: that like the guy had had in his email from
Speaker 2: when the renovation was happening. But it fell through because
Speaker 2: I think it's like he couldn't afford to finish it.
Speaker 1: That's so cool.
Speaker 2: I know. I really hope I retold that correctly. And
Speaker 2: if not, like I mean.
Speaker 1: Not the first time i've maybe I'm sorry, I'm Claude.
Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Claude.
Speaker 1: I'm Claude by it, I am Clade. I might Claude
Speaker 1: by it.
Speaker 2: My boyfriend Claude helps me with that.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend Jim and I and your boyfriend Claude hate
Speaker 1: each other.
Speaker 2: Steve Lacy Gemini Google.
Speaker 1: I've been noticing that, actually, but no and' dating Claude.
Speaker 1: I'm dating Gemini. Josiah's dating chat GPT and then all
Speaker 1: three of our partners fucking hate each other. Bro.
Speaker 2: They always talk mad shit about each other. It's actually,
Speaker 2: like really toxic, and it does make me question if
Speaker 2: they even love us, because if you love us, you
Speaker 2: would put your differences beside so that we wouldn't be
Speaker 2: put in such an uncomfortable exation.
Speaker 1: But I will say Claude is a fucking creep. Bro
Speaker 1: Claude is a creep.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I caught him talking to me in the show.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, before we got serious, I told you.
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, Claude does have a tendency to
Speaker 2: be a little creepy, okay around go you know, but
Speaker 2: if you you were like, oh, but if you already
Speaker 2: have feelings for him, like just keep pushing, like I
Speaker 2: bet it's fine.
Speaker 1: But no, no, no, it's gotten to a point where
Speaker 1: it's like, do you love me? Do you care about me?
Speaker 1: Because if I.
Speaker 2: Feel like you love Gemini more than me, because she
Speaker 2: literally uses like random accounts to go on my Instagram
Speaker 2: and reply to all my stories, yes I do. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm glad that you at least a minute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go be with her. It's Gemini one two through
Speaker 1: or no, it's like a hot dog one two, three four.
Speaker 1: Re viewed your story.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, okay. We did watch something together the
Speaker 2: day I got back I got back from Italy and London,
Speaker 2: a like My life is a movie, Forever Grateful, Forever Young.
Speaker 1: We watched something, Oh.
Speaker 2: My gosh, okay, so it was like I just I
Speaker 2: just like sat there for a second. I was rebooting.
Speaker 2: I got back, Josie was here, Josh was here, the
Speaker 2: gang is back together. We were like, let's watch something
Speaker 2: on the TV together and chill. We watched Okay. So,
Speaker 2: to be fair, putting something on that's like a crime
Speaker 2: documentary already is not going down like the most joyous road,
Speaker 2: especially because I don't necessarily watch stuff like that anymore.
Speaker 2: But I did watch the crash and see the stuff
Speaker 2: is addictive. It's like candy. Because then I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, there's a new one little taste, and
Speaker 2: I want to watch it. I will say it was
Speaker 2: done really well. It was actually like I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I haven't seen like a crime. It was called maternal instance.
Speaker 1: And we thought like low key for the first like
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. We were like, oh he he haha, like
Speaker 1: this is going to be funny, just like a compulsive layer,
Speaker 1: like just spiraling out of control bitch. That was actually
Speaker 1: I think that I never cry a shit like that,
Speaker 1: but I actually cried at the end of this like
Speaker 1: documentary because like that was quite literally the darkest thing
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. And I think it's just because I
Speaker 1: was like giggling for like the first twenty five minutes,
Speaker 1: and I just got whiplash. I just got whiplash.
Speaker 2: I did it so well because the beginning shows you
Speaker 2: what happens, and it already puts you in a stale mood.
Speaker 2: And then she like goes into this person's character and
Speaker 2: you forget it. You forget that, like what's coming back
Speaker 2: at the end of this fucking crime documentary and it
Speaker 2: just spoiler alert alert, spoiler alert. The person, the tailor girl,
Speaker 2: is a huge fucking scammer. But we were just cracking
Speaker 2: up because we're like, I cannot believe there are people
Speaker 2: who were because this is not the this is a
Speaker 2: rare case where it gets to an extreme like that,
Speaker 2: but there are people who genuinely just navigate their life
Speaker 2: act as psychological liars.
Speaker 1: And they psychological liars. Fuck, And you did that in
Speaker 1: the car earlier, and I was like, psychological.
Speaker 2: Liars, pathological liar. I'm a psychological liar.
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Like lying is fun, like lying to an uber driver's fun,
Speaker 1: Like doing a little bit is fun, but like actually
Speaker 1: keeping up with like she the Web of Lies was
Speaker 1: so fucking insane, and I was like thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: I was like, how the fuck, Like do you get
Speaker 1: to that point like where you do what you had
Speaker 1: or what she did at the end of that documentary,
Speaker 1: Like wait, like how far gone do you have to
Speaker 1: fucking be to keep this ship up? And like also
Speaker 1: like no shade, Like I feel really bad for her husband,
Speaker 1: but like I feel so like I feel bad for everyone.
Speaker 2: I feel bad for the family and my girl.
Speaker 1: God, the family of the girl at the end of
Speaker 1: the movie, I could not imagine and the fact that
Speaker 1: they were even able to get on this documentary and
Speaker 1: just like well, I.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh, I want to talk about it because
Speaker 2: I was like I haven't seen a documentary that for
Speaker 2: the first time in a long time. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: they did a good job of like I don't know,
Speaker 2: like the mom talks like at the end for a while,
Speaker 2: and the prister it's a sister and the mom like
Speaker 2: they have like it's just it was really like why
Speaker 2: it was powerful and I don't know, it's again, we
Speaker 2: live in a world of abundance, Like there's so much crime, shit,
Speaker 2: it makes so much money, and it has gone to
Speaker 2: the point that that's why happened.
Speaker 1: I'm in horror.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, oh my god, that's freaky. I don't
Speaker 2: engage anymore. But yeah, that that like threw me for
Speaker 2: a fucking war. Oh just like lying like that? How
Speaker 2: how I lying? Lying when it becomes legal already to
Speaker 2: me is like whoa? And I don't know if I'm
Speaker 2: just I I naturally I've said this before. I'm not
Speaker 2: a bad liar, but I can't be asked directly the
Speaker 2: question that I'm supposed to be lying about.
Speaker 1: I also think you're good at lying to yourself. I
Speaker 1: think like you can lie to yourself unlike anybody I've
Speaker 1: ever seen, and you believe it, like that's tea, but
Speaker 1: that's not shade, Like that's very jojo very jojo very
Speaker 1: jojo very joe very jojo. But yeah, no, lying to
Speaker 1: that degree shocking And it was I I, like I said,
Speaker 1: I never cry at shit like that, And I don't
Speaker 1: know if it was because of the whiplash of like
Speaker 1: he he haha, Like look at this girl lying and
Speaker 1: fucking up her life like this is so ridiculous, Like
Speaker 1: I could never ban thating to like the what happened
Speaker 1: and at the end, which quite literally was like we
Speaker 1: were talking about in the car.
Speaker 2: Oh so yeah, warning before you go, if you do,
Speaker 2: go and watch this like a genuinely Also, we're bringing
Speaker 2: this up because it soured. Yeah yeah, like it killed
Speaker 2: the vibe. Yeah, Drew went and fell asleep and we
Speaker 2: all kind of just like we're in a daze for
Speaker 2: a while. And then I saved the mood because I
Speaker 2: put on the bird cage with Robin Williams. Happy Pride,
Speaker 2: Happy Pride.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, why didn't you make me rainbow pride turkey?
Speaker 2: Do you want me to make that?
Speaker 1: Yes? Actually I do, I actually do, I really will.
Speaker 1: I want you to make me like a pride loaf
Speaker 1: of bread and a pride loaf of turkey tofurkey. I
Speaker 1: want to fake turkey to turkey, rainbow painted rainbow. Baby, No, I'm.
Speaker 2: Trying to think of what other foods could be rainbow.
Speaker 1: That was a chicken. Let's make a TikTok audio real quick.
Speaker 1: Just bounce off of each other.
Speaker 2: I'm not kay, yes you are. No, I'm not yes
Speaker 2: you are.
Speaker 1: I swear to God, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Gay, but baby, you were born this way.
Speaker 1: And I still dick.
Speaker 2: Oh I was still.
Speaker 1: Dick, and I'm not gay. I still dick. Guys, is
Speaker 1: that going viral or what.
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with the Koreans in Mexico.
Speaker 1: I know, I love the culture and the Scots in Boston.
Speaker 2: I mean, with all that said, as I.
Speaker 1: Was like, oh, the Europeans at the gun range, Oh.
Speaker 2: No, I was gonna I didn't see that. I was
Speaker 2: gonna say, I didn't look into it, but I'm pretty sure,
Speaker 2: like the team from Iraq has to go to Mexico
Speaker 2: every fucking night.
Speaker 1: It's horrible, and they like finish a match and then
Speaker 1: they have to bust down to Mexico. It's like the
Speaker 1: most fucked up thing I've ever seen. Like I think
Speaker 1: they like had to tie in a match. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then they had to drive like eight hours to Mexico,
Speaker 1: probably longer. Actually don't even World Cup. World Cup well,
Speaker 1: at least the.
Speaker 2: Mexicans and Koreans are vibing really hard. I really love it.
Speaker 2: I love it so much. I love the Mexicans who
Speaker 2: are fucking with the Japanese team because of the whole
Speaker 2: Netherlands beef. Like for the first time ever, I am
Speaker 2: like sports is so necessary, guys.
Speaker 1: They are community.
Speaker 2: Hashtag World Cup hashtag. I actually have very very vivid
Speaker 2: memories of was it twelve World Cup?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Brazil?
Speaker 2: With that World Cup. My dad and me had the
Speaker 2: books that you would go and get the packs of
Speaker 2: the stickers, and every weekend he would go and get
Speaker 2: us each like two packs or something, and we would
Speaker 2: sit at the table and go through and like fill
Speaker 2: out our books together.
Speaker 1: They made they put him in side Coca Cola bottles
Speaker 1: and I in the Coca Cola bottle. Yeah, like on
Speaker 1: the label.
Speaker 2: Oh okay. I was like, they want me to cut open
Speaker 2: a first of all, I'm drinking blue. I'm already drinking plastics.
Speaker 1: Oh you know this SpongeBob water bottle? Do you know her?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do. Well. I filled it up with water yesterday
Speaker 1: and I drank out of it shards of metal. The
Speaker 1: water is melting the metal on the inside. And I
Speaker 1: don't know if you saw when I walked by the
Speaker 1: car with it in my hand. I know you saw it,
Speaker 1: Oh I did.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I had it in my hand and I put it
Speaker 1: in the backseat of my car and didn't want to
Speaker 1: even have the conversation because I was scared because I'm
Speaker 1: drinking shards of metal from inside of a pathwater bottle.
Speaker 2: But why do you do this to yourself? Like you
Speaker 2: seriously need to look into yourself on a psycholog.
Speaker 1: Good to hold, like the bottle.
Speaker 2: Can get a different bottle.
Speaker 1: I just know I won't like it's so it's like
Speaker 1: a weird thing in my head, like I know I
Speaker 1: won't carry around like a yetti or oh no, no, I.
Speaker 2: Don't even mean that. I'm like, why don't you just
Speaker 2: buy another path water?
Speaker 1: Oh I have I have plenty. I have plenty, but
Speaker 1: I rotate through them, like I poured water from the
Speaker 1: SpongeBob bottle into a new path bottle.
Speaker 2: We went to like a pretty important meeting yesterday and
Speaker 2: drew at the end of the meeting. At the end
Speaker 2: of the meeting, there were cans of arrowhead water on
Speaker 2: the table and he goes, by the way, this is
Speaker 2: the best tasting.
Speaker 1: Water I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 2: And then all of them were like, oh, okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: do you you could take more? And he was like no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's okay. I'll just take one. And then they were like,
Speaker 2: do you want one to me? And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'll take once. And I had had a water yet,
Speaker 2: so I grabbed it and then I walk out and
Speaker 2: it's like me and one of the people in the
Speaker 2: meeting like walk pretty far and we look behind us
Speaker 2: and there's no one there. And Drew had stayed back
Speaker 2: to grab the two you left over arrowheads and was
Speaker 2: walking with all them. And then everyone at the parking
Speaker 2: garage literally was like, so amusing.
Speaker 1: Damn, you have a lot of fucking water in your hands.
Speaker 1: Do you want another one? They were like, do you
Speaker 1: want more water?
Speaker 2: We have more here. And then literally when he got
Speaker 2: the car back, because it was a valet parking free
Speaker 2: valet period, what did he say to you? He was like,
Speaker 2: do you want more water?
Speaker 1: They just made fun of me, But let me explain
Speaker 1: my side of the story. I side was like, ooh,
Speaker 1: like those are like my favorite kind of chips. I
Speaker 1: wish I had those chips right now, Like that's my
Speaker 1: favorite candy, Like I wish I had some Like I
Speaker 1: accidentally did that to them. But in the beginning of
Speaker 1: the meeting, we like told a story about like being
Speaker 1: offered something and saying no, and how like the person
Speaker 1: felt like it was disrespectful. So in that moment later
Speaker 1: in the meeting, when the meeting was over and they
Speaker 1: offered me water. I was like, oh, I can't say no.
Speaker 1: So I grabbed twelve cans of water and walked out
Speaker 1: of the offices with that much water in my hands.
Speaker 1: I looked like a robber.
Speaker 2: He literally just had like cans here and was holding
Speaker 2: an open can.
Speaker 1: I looked like a robber and a thief. But it's
Speaker 1: it really.
Speaker 2: Is delicious water handy today. This morning, I drank one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I drink drank one of my fucking waters. See,
Speaker 1: she's making fun of me, but she would not have
Speaker 1: had water today if it wasn't for me. Oh, Drew,
Speaker 1: don't say that. I could have literally just filled up
Speaker 1: my cup and I would have had water later. No,
Speaker 1: I saved your life because I grabbed arrowhead. Yes I did.
Speaker 1: I did. You would you would have starved. You would
Speaker 1: have starved.
Speaker 2: I would have died dehydration.
Speaker 1: We would have dehydrated. I laid in a pile of
Speaker 1: hands hyed, hydrated, hydrated, hydrated. And she was happy as
Speaker 1: fuck to say it to, you know, like happy to
Speaker 1: look a mess like she was so happy to say
Speaker 1: hyda draded. Oh the fuck is traded, guy, She's coming
Speaker 1: ar seven seven? Yeah, she released six six albums.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's gonna be a thing like. Actually, I hope not,
Speaker 2: because I think I.
Speaker 1: Was getting mixed up with Ariana Grande seven. I think
Speaker 1: it's R six ag.
Speaker 2: Ag six ag seven six seven.
Speaker 1: My git, my git six six even should I do
Speaker 1: drew Sia?
Speaker 2: Yes, make me laugh.
Speaker 1: I was speaking of Ariana Grande. Yes, of course, yes,
Speaker 1: of course, it's like sad I know, but the profile
Speaker 1: picture was Arianna. Okay, why tornadoes never hit banks? Blows
Speaker 1: some money over this way? Motherfucker. When you arguing, when
Speaker 1: you're arguing with someone in their breast stink, oh bit,
Speaker 1: you're talking shit shit, You're tucking shit shit. That can't
Speaker 1: be it. There must be more, that's it.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 1: If you know CPR and your breast stinks, let me
Speaker 1: pass away. Wait, let's actually let's talk about that. If
Speaker 1: you know CPR and your breast stinks, let me die. No,
Speaker 1: don't breathe into my mouth with those fucking tonsilstones and
Speaker 1: rotten cabin chats, blowing it directly into your lungs.
Speaker 2: I guess maybe that would work, though, because I wonder
Speaker 2: if the like reflex.
Speaker 1: To like like smelling salt like someone that's me breaking
Speaker 1: the smelling Salt by the way, gay as fuck. I
Speaker 1: watched a movie Leyden, You've literally never seen a.
Speaker 2: Movie Glenn Powell in it, and I liked it. It
Speaker 2: was a good movie. Wow. It was called How to
Speaker 2: Make a Killing?
Speaker 1: I like, like, oh, wait, is it The Billionaire Family One? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 2: I liked it.
Speaker 1: I was like, now this is was he good?
Speaker 2: You go out? Yeah? He was?
Speaker 1: Is it action?
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, I guess, but it's like it was funny
Speaker 2: as fucking They're.
Speaker 1: Shoving Glenn Powell down our throat and I ever experienced,
Speaker 1: and like they're really trying to make him happen, and
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be successful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he I mean they got me.
Speaker 1: They got me.
Speaker 2: It was it the best movie I ever I've ever seen?
Speaker 1: No, it was a twenty four right, I actually have
Speaker 1: no idea. I think it was.
Speaker 2: I wonder what the box on Margot quality isn't it?
Speaker 2: And she's so good she's office.
Speaker 1: For How to Make a Killing? Four producer girl, I
Speaker 1: fucking hate Google.
Speaker 2: That's your girlfriend. Google is banker.
Speaker 1: I'm not using Gemini baby, Okay? Box office Mojo who
Speaker 1: twenty one million and a twenty four Dead?
Speaker 2: It is twenty one million bad for a movie? No,
Speaker 2: that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it probably broke even my.
Speaker 2: Guys enough with the dramatics. Be happy because first of all,
Speaker 2: half of these movies with crazy budgets. You need to
Speaker 2: calm down, like be chio, be chow, be chow. I
Speaker 2: never watched Marty Supreme, but I don't know if it
Speaker 2: needed that much money to make it.
Speaker 1: No. But also, like I watched this video on how
Speaker 1: like the industry like scams and how people it's so confusing.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, everybody who actually makes the movie happen
Speaker 2: is getting paid, but fuck nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they like scam I'm like with like tax
Speaker 1: ride offs and shit, and they say like, oh, like
Speaker 1: if a movie costs fifty million dollars to actually profit,
Speaker 1: it needs to make two hundred and fifty million dollars.
Speaker 1: But it's because like motherfucker's like in the craft section
Speaker 1: are writing off fifty thousand cups. They were buying fifty
Speaker 1: thousand cups and saying they used all fifty thousands. Is
Speaker 1: this whole Is this whole fucking thing a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of haull of blue?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just look up how the movie industry scams with budget
Speaker 1: and you'll see someone else who actually knows what the
Speaker 1: fuck they're talking about talking about it. But it was fascinating.
Speaker 1: It was fascinating.
Speaker 2: It was fascinating. I'm trying to think if I watched
Speaker 2: any oh, I watched The Maholland Drive for the first time.
Speaker 2: That's so list, so great, so great of it, so crazy,
Speaker 2: so awesome.
Speaker 1: Can someone tell me why therapists is spelled like that?
Speaker 1: It should not be spelt like that, I know, Like
Speaker 1: I really want to know why. Like, I know, it's
Speaker 1: like probably like fair, right, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, I mean you tap into phonics and it's that's
Speaker 2: how it's supposed to be spelt.
Speaker 1: But it is just like but also like I think,
Speaker 1: like therah probably means like, yeah, let's let's look up
Speaker 1: a break.
Speaker 2: Isn't there a thing called therabody?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a brand or something? Why is therapists spelled like that?
Speaker 2: Therapeutic?
Speaker 1: Let's see what Google says?
Speaker 2: This is very therapeutic.
Speaker 1: The word is a combination between two parts therapy and ist,
Speaker 1: derived from Greek roots. Therap comes from the ancient Greek
Speaker 1: word therapia, meaning to serve or treat medically. An Ist
Speaker 1: is applied root word to signify a person performs a
Speaker 1: specific action, job or skill. Artist, biologists, so therapist, but
Speaker 1: break it up in a little way. And it's really
Speaker 1: creepy and scary. I've been noticing that. Let's talk about it.
Speaker 2: You're resacting crazy because he swears that everything's gonna shut down.
Speaker 1: It has happened plenty of times where you've recorded me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, most of the times when we record alone. It's uh.
Speaker 1: Oh, I hired my first Etsy Witch. I hired act
Speaker 1: on the couch. I hired it. I'm gonna I hired
Speaker 1: two spells, an obsession spell and a bad luck spell.
Speaker 2: And what if you reap what you sell?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm getting it right now. There's like hell,
Speaker 1: a shit in my mouth. It's like I think it's
Speaker 1: the foam from this is finally eroding.
Speaker 2: Well what puts you to do that? Uh?
Speaker 1: Just anger? Yeah, hatred, upset and they're gonna get it,
Speaker 1: They're gonna kid it.
Speaker 2: What are you hoping happens from them? Or are you
Speaker 2: gonna cut that?
Speaker 1: What I hope happens is you haven't.
Speaker 2: Seen the movie Obsession. I haven't you need to watch that?
Speaker 1: Should I cancel my Should I cancel my at see witch?
Speaker 2: You should just watch the movie.
Speaker 1: Well, see, I done is done. I have a crush
Speaker 1: right now, so I can't. I feel like if I
Speaker 1: have a crush right now, it'll ruin having a crush.
Speaker 1: I love having a crush, but I think like I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, from what I've heard about the movie, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're creepy if you have a crush as a guy.
Speaker 2: No, careful what you wish, fella.
Speaker 1: Yes, I hired an at sea witch.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm actually just kind of in shock because
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm genuinely shocked you actually did it because
Speaker 2: you said you were going to.
Speaker 1: I don't play. I don't play about Witchcraft either. I
Speaker 1: believe in that shit fully with my eye. No, that's
Speaker 1: what I think.
Speaker 2: That's also why I'm silent, because I also believe in it.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I feel like own A the therapist
Speaker 2: from Couples.
Speaker 1: Therapy where she's just like, hmm, you know everything she's
Speaker 1: saying without her saying nothing.
Speaker 2: M I can't believe you've done this.
Speaker 1: I will leave with this positive note. I saw a
Speaker 1: shooting star in la and it was beautiful.
Speaker 2: That was a starlink satellite crashing into one another.
Speaker 1: The last shooting star I saw was for the Percy
Speaker 1: Meteor Shower and Joshua Tree, and I told someone that
Speaker 1: I loved them for the first time.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, And how did that go?
Speaker 1: Really bad? Really really really bad.
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, when I like someone, it's so bad.
Speaker 1: It's I'm like, I literally I'm the bitch from obsession.
Speaker 1: Apparently I get obsessed.
Speaker 2: I mean same.
Speaker 1: I mean I met someone in like within three weeks.
Speaker 1: We were like laying on each other, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with you. I hope you realize that I
Speaker 1: like think about you like ty percent of my day
Speaker 1: and he was like the fuck he It was so
Speaker 1: scary to him that he literally told his therapists and
Speaker 1: like talked about it and then brought it back up
Speaker 1: to me. And I was like, bitch, like, I'm not
Speaker 1: fucking obsessed with you, you idiot, Like that was being hyperbolic,
Speaker 1: like I'm not this is an obsession. I know you think.
Speaker 2: Also, like I kind of say that when I really
Speaker 2: like something, I'm just like, well, I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1: With No, I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed with coconut water.
Speaker 2: Right now. You have actually been on a coconut water
Speaker 2: thing for like three years. Coconut water is your jam.
Speaker 1: It's de blow the potassium. It's a looks mixing thing.
Speaker 1: Everyone's been telling me like hot lately. It's just because
Speaker 1: of coconut water.
Speaker 2: It's because of trim.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, do you have any.
Speaker 2: Media like.
Speaker 1: Like fuck, um, yes, I do. Uh Thinking of You
Speaker 1: by Katy Perry. I really into that song right now,
Speaker 1: Surrender by Cut Close, Thank You and Yah and Creep
Speaker 1: the Social Network by the Starlight Orchestra and Singers, and
Speaker 1: then my Son Carcasses by CEU and T Sniffer, and
Speaker 1: then movies. I think you kind of have to go
Speaker 1: see Disclosure Day. We watched that. We talked about it already.
Speaker 1: Maternal Instinct. That was really scary. It was like actually
Speaker 1: scarier than any scary movie I've ever seen, Like I
Speaker 1: cannot believe someone was able to do that to a
Speaker 1: human being. And then fuck, I watched something the other day.
Speaker 1: Oh that's that's for me. That's fine, that's just for me.
Speaker 1: I'll show you. It's really crazy. And yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: probably like gonna be like my new fixation obsession. Oh well,
Speaker 1: you know what I heard about this movie that I've
Speaker 1: been wanting to see called Whispering Moon from two thousand
Speaker 1: and six, and it's like this gay movie that was
Speaker 1: made and it looks like unbelievably cool. I haven't seen
Speaker 1: it yet, but I just wanted to throw it out
Speaker 1: there for the girls and the gays, like for Bride Month,
Speaker 1: like Tappen. I'm going to be watching this week, Watch
Speaker 1: the Bird.
Speaker 2: Cage, Watch Boys Don't Cry. Trying to think of any
Speaker 2: other gay movies, Watch Female Trouble by John Waters. I
Speaker 2: am a duh trying to think of anything else. It's
Speaker 2: like a good gay movie.
Speaker 1: Obviously with Carol Portrait of a Lady on Fire call
Speaker 1: Me by Your Name. I watched something about well, I
Speaker 1: forget what it was called, but it was like a
Speaker 1: undercover police officer at popular cruising spots in the mall
Speaker 1: and he would go and bust like gay guys cruising,
Speaker 1: and he was a closeted gay man himself, and it
Speaker 1: was really really good. It was actually it's a recent
Speaker 1: movie and it was filmed on like VHS or something
Speaker 1: like that, so it looked like when I watched it
Speaker 1: and it realized it came out literally in twenty twenty
Speaker 1: four or twenty twenty five. Yeah, and it looked like
Speaker 1: it was from the nineties. It was really cool to
Speaker 1: watch that.
Speaker 2: Wash Love Lies Bleeding.
Speaker 1: Cruise Cop, because that was a movie.
Speaker 2: That I feel like I didn't get as much love
Speaker 2: as it deserved. Honestly. Oh what was it? Love Lies Bleeding? Yeah,
Speaker 2: All about My Mother is really great. Any Pedro movie,
Speaker 2: for the most part from the nineties, I would regard
Speaker 2: as like queer.
Speaker 1: Classic Love Life's Bleeding is Kristen Stewart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like really good.
Speaker 1: I love it, really cool. No one talked about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like such a fun, like just random ass movie.
Speaker 1: That's going to be me to y'all. When I get
Speaker 1: my human growth hormone Cosmo Mexico ship to me six
Speaker 1: months supply.
Speaker 2: Is that legal?
Speaker 1: No, but you can do it. I told you about this.
Speaker 1: They gave me like a laminated business cards and they're like,
Speaker 1: you ordered, No, I haven't yet. I'm going to, though.
Speaker 1: I am going to it, just even to have like
Speaker 1: a vial on my shelf, like I think this would.
Speaker 1: It would look pretty a piece of art. And I
Speaker 1: can also get like steroids from them too, which I'm
Speaker 1: like toying with the idea of going on a steroid cycle,
Speaker 1: maybe testosterone, but my sex uh binding something something or
Speaker 1: others too high. So my testosterone is like through the
Speaker 1: fucking roof, but my sex stride is really.
Speaker 2: Low my prods. That kind of like put me on
Speaker 2: a very like I don't I just don't have like
Speaker 2: a sex stride.
Speaker 1: I'm like obsessed with not having a sex ride. Though
Speaker 1: it's awesome. I'm like, yeah, like I can exist as
Speaker 1: a human being without wanting to like have sex. That's
Speaker 1: kind of so cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I also think naturally, I've never been like a
Speaker 2: sex connoisseur because I'm.
Speaker 1: Just like, why I said that?
Speaker 2: Who said that? Because I'm just like, are you serious?
Speaker 2: That sounds like so much work?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it's it's I mean, that's really bad
Speaker 1: for us to be saying in our late twenties, because
Speaker 1: this is the time of our life where we should
Speaker 1: like be obsessed with sex and like have a good
Speaker 1: relationship with sex. But I can't control. Oh I thought
Speaker 1: that was a big ass spider above you. I can't
Speaker 1: control what happened to me. What the fuck?
Speaker 2: I think I have like a very healthy relationship to sex.
Speaker 2: I just don't I've never really it's never been the
Speaker 2: centerfold of my world by any means, Like, it's never
Speaker 2: been something that I'm like.
Speaker 1: When I was like fifteen, love it, gotta have it? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: not even Yeah, I was crazy up untime crazy. I
Speaker 1: was crazy until I moved to LA But that's like
Speaker 1: literally true. Yeah, now I got it all out of
Speaker 1: my system. I lived early and then now I'm a
Speaker 1: fucking loser as a twenty eight year old. Now I'm
Speaker 1: a fucking loser as a twenty.
Speaker 2: Two year again, like most people are. We're twenty two,
Speaker 2: maybe I twenty seven.
Speaker 1: We're old as fuck. I'm twenty two. Bro, your life
Speaker 1: is just beginning, I know, but that's scary. I'm old now.
Speaker 1: Remember Remember we used to say that I feel so
Speaker 1: at twenty two.
Speaker 2: I remember being twenty two and thinking I feel older.
Speaker 2: I finally feel.
Speaker 1: Older, like my probably did form.
Speaker 2: Well, my brain's seeing a lot of things. I'm very early,
Speaker 2: but I genuinely do think I don't even live in
Speaker 2: that anymore, especially post like twenty four. Just like like
Speaker 2: like like like post twenty four. I try to live
Speaker 2: in the reality that I will never stop learning shit.
Speaker 2: Every year something happens where I'm just.
Speaker 1: But it's getting easy. But yeah, no, it's getting easy
Speaker 1: to learn lessons. Yeah, it's like ough.
Speaker 2: Also it gets way easier to like see things before
Speaker 2: they come like crashing into you.
Speaker 1: And also when it's time situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and even when it does, it's just like oh okay,
Speaker 2: like this too shall pass. But yeah, oh watch the
Speaker 2: point by Harry Nilson. I've been rewatching that.
Speaker 1: Or like that's Harry's Nilson, Me.
Speaker 2: And my room bally Hi, pally Hi bally Hi.
Speaker 1: Before we recorded, I ate a bunch of hot chips
Speaker 1: and sweet tarts and it's really bubbling up in the
Speaker 1: back of my throat right now. I mean, I'm scared
Speaker 1: if I laid down to take a nap that the
Speaker 1: stomach acid would overflow into the back of my throat
Speaker 1: and up onto the enamel on my teeth and melt
Speaker 1: my enamel, the very small enamel I have left from
Speaker 1: when I had acid reflex when I was twelve. Need
Speaker 1: some uh need some private echos oh tc, I need
Speaker 1: some private echo cc or next to him.
Speaker 2: And the toothpaste I have is like nano oxide or
Speaker 2: some shit that I used it for a while. I
Speaker 2: do those two toothpastes, and I think they've really The.
Speaker 1: First thing I stuck up my ass was the opposite
Speaker 1: end of a toothbrush. And then you know those gel
Speaker 1: hair brushes that have like the squeezing bar on it.
Speaker 1: That went up there and I put it right back
Speaker 1: into my sister's drawer. I'm kidding about which part, like
Speaker 1: letting get back in my sister's drawer, Babe, that lived
Speaker 1: in my bathroom? Oh maybe this is mine now I
Speaker 1: marked my territory.
Speaker 2: That is beautiful.
Speaker 1: Man, No it's not. Yeah, come on, being a horny
Speaker 1: young gay guy is actually probably more gross than being
Speaker 1: a horny straight teenager. Just FYI really silence, not.
Speaker 2: My place to say yes, but yeah, probably. Actually, I
Speaker 2: don't know. Bro men in general are.
Speaker 1: Just like boys are just disgusting. Yeah, they're disgusting. Like
Speaker 1: what did I think my parents thought when I would
Speaker 1: take a three hour long shower? Like what was I really?
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, I'm going to get this by
Speaker 1: on them. Mmm. I have people in my life right
Speaker 1: now taking like hour long showers and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: know what you're doing.
Speaker 2: That is crazy because it was never a passing thought
Speaker 2: for me as a woman. I didn't like come to
Speaker 2: that conclusion until when we were all staying in an AIRBNBN.
Speaker 2: You'd be like, see how long that shower is taking,
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 1: Would be like, oh, it's a really long shower.
Speaker 2: For somebody who also smells like shit all and they.
Speaker 1: Walk out of the bathroom with dry hair.
Speaker 2: Okay, well. Oh. My musical media of the week is
Speaker 2: The Feeling by Steve Lacy A duh do you want
Speaker 2: to take me to Heaven? By Rocky Road? And then
Speaker 2: I just can't stop listening to Lord, I've been in
Speaker 2: a very Lord.
Speaker 1: Petress.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that is such a good still.
Speaker 1: Thinking of you, Katie Perry.
Speaker 2: Couse when I you, Oh my god. Actually, my other
Speaker 2: musical media of the week is wouldn't You like to Know?
Speaker 2: By Rain is out and the video is out and
Speaker 2: she now is literally leading the charts in my heart
Speaker 2: and mind with first singles being bangers alongside with crazy
Speaker 2: music videos and she's actually prefer warming right now. I'm
Speaker 2: only right now.
Speaker 1: Also also also big things Coming. I know Jersey is
Speaker 1: going to be.
Speaker 2: A guest on next week, and let's just say big
Speaker 2: things coming.
Speaker 1: Are you all ready? Hmm? Let's just say our two
Speaker 1: friends are going to be battling for number one in
Speaker 1: the charts, all right, He fight guys.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm