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Speaker 1: Okay, So I just watched the Crappy Lake trailer. I

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Speaker 1: this is exactly what I was thinking. I was thinking,

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Speaker 1: I'm excited. I'm excited for Sonya. It makes sense, you know,

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Speaker 1: the Lucy and Ethel and Shit's Creak of it all,

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Speaker 1: which it's sort of like a reality version of Shit's

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Speaker 1: but I like the concept. I just watched the trailer.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I think. I kind of wasn't

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Speaker 1: laughing but wanted to be like Sonia. I recognize Sonya

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Speaker 1: a weird way. I don't know who else would be

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Speaker 1: but she's not funny, like she doesn't she's not really

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Speaker 1: So I don't know what I think they put a

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Speaker 1: lot in that trailer. It looks like a good idea,

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Speaker 1: but it definitely seems like it's like a Simple Life,

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Speaker 1: I hope it does really really well. It seems like

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Speaker 1: it's a great idea, and yeah, I'm rooting for them.

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Speaker 1: I just didn't laugh at the trailer, like I really

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Speaker 1: I think Sony is really funny and wacky. I just

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Speaker 1: it does. This is Rewives, so this is a rerant.

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Speaker 1: So we talk about housewives, and I talked about Kim

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Speaker 1: and Kroy a couple of times because their divorce is

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Speaker 1: reminiscent of antics that happen in divorces that hold up divorces,

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Speaker 1: that are very costly, that seem like a good idea

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Speaker 1: in the moment, and that are side shows. So apparently

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Speaker 1: Kim is asking Croy to get drug tested. Now, that's

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Speaker 1: fine if that's been something that she has expressed having

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Speaker 1: But if you've been married to someone for years and

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Speaker 1: a reach that a judge can smell that a mile away.

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Speaker 1: That's an antic that's a side show. Judges don't like

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Speaker 1: side shows. Judges are focused on getting the case off

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Speaker 1: is unlikely unless I don't know the background, which I don't.

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Speaker 1: If Kroy has had a history of drug abuse or

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Speaker 1: But I would be betting that a judge is not

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Speaker 1: Now you're going to discuss just doesn't totally track. Kanye

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Speaker 1: Judges want parity for parents. Judges want kids to be

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Speaker 1: There's no way that the judge is going to say

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Speaker 1: chance in hell. These are theatrical antics to create a

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Speaker 1: Historically people don't that don't pay their bills don't pay

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Speaker 1: their lawyers. And another thing that happens, which happened in

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Speaker 1: have so many coincidences with housewives, it's amazing. I go

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Speaker 1: I knew when my ex husband's brother wanted to date her,

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Speaker 1: aren't that. I saw Lisa hawkxeen and again in Miami,

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Speaker 1: and I love the off camera Housewives interactions. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I talked about Kim Zolziak. That is I don't want

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Speaker 1: to say that's a gift that keeps on giving. She

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Speaker 1: it on my worst nightmare. Why did she bring her

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Speaker 1: just how she was born. Maybe that's from her influences,

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Speaker 1: You know, it's just so much done to yourself and

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Speaker 1: And why would you do that to your kids? I mean, yes,

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Speaker 1: it's great to look good, it's great to look pretty,

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Speaker 1: It's fifty thousand dollars a month to get this glam

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Speaker 1: my god, it's being layered. It's so much worse. It's

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Speaker 1: it's aging like milk. Watching Kim and her kids and

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Speaker 1: KROI talk about all their money. At least to recent

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Speaker 1: DJA wasn't talking about the hundreds of thousands of dollars

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Speaker 1: All this is all over social media. Just Kim and

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Speaker 1: Kroy on this show talking about four hundred thousand dollars,

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Speaker 1: breathes like cringe, twenty two thousand dollars, kids birthday party, cringe,

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Speaker 1: mean it's like it's endlessly cringe worthy. It's disgusting, and

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Speaker 1: And she's driving school and a range over to drop

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Speaker 1: her kids off. Like, dude, you fucking trade your car

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Speaker 1: in right away for a RAB four. You go get

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Speaker 1: a studio apartment, You may a collpa. You say, I'm disgusting,

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Speaker 1: it's disgusting. I'm turning over a new leaf. You donate

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Speaker 1: to some charity, and you fucking keep it moving, keep

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Speaker 1: it moving. I don't know what to say. It's vial