1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,240 Speaker 1: Coming up in the top of the hour, about four 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:06,640 Speaker 1: minutes after today's Strawberry letter subject too many bodies in 3 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:11,000 Speaker 1: one bed? Are you nothing wrong with that? It's not 4 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:14,640 Speaker 1: what you think. It's not what you think. Yeah, right 5 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 1: now it is your turn, though, nephew, King of pranks, 6 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:21,920 Speaker 1: for your prank phone call? What you got If I 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 1: was a scripple? I guess what my name would be? Thunderbolt. 8 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:38,360 Speaker 1: That's the name. Shut up called thunder boats thunder Bolt, 9 00:00:45,560 --> 00:01:04,119 Speaker 1: stage man, bring thun the boat out? Make it right, Tommy? 10 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: About all your name is weather? You want to you 11 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:27,840 Speaker 1: just partner? Cloud Drizzle has thunned the boat together for 12 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 1: spring showing you know what, but run the prank. Put 13 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 1: your hands together for Wendy and years overcast. You don't 14 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 1: need some diabetic medicine keeps the most disloyal to Hello, 15 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: hey manum, I speak not here? Who's called? He just 16 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 1: stunned the boat from the club man? What tid she 17 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 1: get in? Hollo? Yeah? Yeah, this tun the boat man? 18 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: What tid she get in? What you mean? What did 19 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 1: you get in? Uh? She ain't in here now, but 20 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I was what you need? Hey? Uh, 21 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 1: I'll up on I'm trying to actually get an address 22 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,919 Speaker 1: and stuff. Man, she got me dancing this weekend on 23 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 1: Saturday night, and I want to see it. Make sure 24 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,080 Speaker 1: I got the address to everything. Everything still at home. 25 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:32,400 Speaker 1: You know I didn't already gave got you dancing? So 26 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 1: what not? What you mean she got you dancing? She 27 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 1: asked me to do some mail dancing on Saturday night. 28 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 1: So I went on and took off at the club. 29 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,679 Speaker 1: And uh, you know, she don't already got my my 30 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,800 Speaker 1: gall ain't she ain't had you do no mail dancing 31 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 1: my girls? She nah, I guess he goes. He goes 32 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 1: to school at at night on weekends, so you know, naching. Okay, okay, okay, 33 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:57,359 Speaker 1: who is my name? David David fiance? What yeah, that's 34 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:59,000 Speaker 1: my gass hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 35 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:07,519 Speaker 1: Squeak has been getting alley squeaky squeaky. Wait wait wait, okay, David, Right, okay, 36 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 1: that's that's that's that's squeaking squeaker to give me my girl. 37 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:14,400 Speaker 1: You said you're a dancer. I dare said, man is 38 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,959 Speaker 1: I'm thunderful, But how do you know my girl? She 39 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,240 Speaker 1: come to the club on Satday. She asked me about 40 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 1: doing some dancing for this coming. Saydy, so she already 41 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 1: gave me half the money. He comes to the clubs 42 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 1: on on Saturdays. Now my girl, she goes schools on Saturday's. Mane, 43 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 1: you know now listen alright forever. I'm blown away by 44 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,520 Speaker 1: you trying to tell me, Squeaking married that you got 45 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 1: me really toe up with stuff I don't know. No, no, Squeaky, 46 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 1: that's what we call her at the club. Man. I man, look, 47 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get into all of that. What I'm 48 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: really calling about it she got me working this weekend, 49 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 1: doing some dancing, and I'm trying to just make sure 50 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 1: that we're on for this week because I didn't gave 51 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 1: my spot up at the club. You're trying to tell 52 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 1: my girl hanging out of him buck Naking club dance man. 53 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 1: Squeak had been coming up in them, man for the 54 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 1: last ways, been there long enough? How nick name do 55 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,119 Speaker 1: I do know? Squeaky for five years? Squeaky been coming 56 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:07,280 Speaker 1: man this this thunderboat. Me and Squeaky go way back. No, man, 57 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 1: well we're gonna handle when you get in here, and 58 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 1: you can you know handle yours? Have you got to 59 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:14,560 Speaker 1: handle it? Talk to wherever you got to to get 60 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: your little money or whatever. Or no, no, no, no, 61 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:20,120 Speaker 1: I can't. I don't wait a minute, mate, that that's 62 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:24,040 Speaker 1: not as you're listening. Man, I can't get my slot 63 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,160 Speaker 1: back at the club. The squeaker got to give me 64 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 1: the remaining balanced, man, even if she ain't gonna do, 65 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 1: I need my other winding balance. Can't to give you 66 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 1: the main bounce of nothing. Hey man, I need to 67 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:35,120 Speaker 1: ring this money money that that she gave you. What's 68 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 1: your saying? You can just count that out. Here's gonna 69 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,960 Speaker 1: give your thing, Hey man, I under Boat gonna get 70 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 1: his money. Man, I need my one fit tunder boats 71 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaker 1: gonna get it. Well, then that's what you got to do. 72 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,280 Speaker 1: And that's what you got to do. Man, I tell 73 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,840 Speaker 1: you what that's for, thunderboat. But anything to getting no 74 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:53,320 Speaker 1: kid talking about calling you squaky and all this whole ain't. 75 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,880 Speaker 1: I ain't working for to give money a way to 76 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 1: some aunder boat. I ain't or whatever. Hey man, look man, 77 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: it's thunderbolt. It ain't lighting. It's thunderboat lighting and work 78 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,560 Speaker 1: on Wednesday night, there's Thunderboat. I don't know who you 79 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,920 Speaker 1: didn't talk to already about that, but you need to 80 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 1: haul that them. But don't be calling here asking my 81 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,799 Speaker 1: gal to give you some money. Ain't giving you because 82 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,920 Speaker 1: she don't make nothing. I'm coming over there now and 83 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:18,760 Speaker 1: get my money from Squeaky. Ain't. I ain't hearing it. 84 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,600 Speaker 1: Don't make nothing. You ain't all the money around here, 85 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: so you ain't gonna get nothing from over year fathering, 86 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 1: So you can wipe that your mind. I'm coming over 87 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 1: there to get my money from Squeaky today. You're coming 88 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 1: over here. I'm coming over there to get my money 89 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,440 Speaker 1: from Squeaking. Don't. I ain't got time to plight. I 90 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,920 Speaker 1: love my slot at the club. See what you get. 91 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 1: See if you get some money, get your leg out. 92 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,680 Speaker 1: Thunder coming over there to get the rest of his 93 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 1: buney you've been. I bring you over here because you come. 94 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,400 Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what bring them going over here, 95 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,360 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna show you lighting it. I ain't know 96 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 1: you got some money on ready for she lying here? 97 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 1: Give you money the way I'm struggling. I tell you 98 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:56,599 Speaker 1: what you bring your over you won't do and watch 99 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: one so down. Hey man, all I'm saying is I'm 100 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 1: gonna come all over there and wait outside out for 101 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 1: Squeaky to get there to get the rest of my money. 102 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,840 Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying to you. You're gonna come over 103 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,120 Speaker 1: and said outside what I've been to come over there 104 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 1: and wait outside for Squeaky to get this so I 105 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 1: could get the rest of my money over here and 106 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,600 Speaker 1: said outside my house. That's what I'm gonna do with 107 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,120 Speaker 1: That's when it takes for me to get my money 108 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,280 Speaker 1: from Squeaky. I'll tell you what you been over here 109 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:19,720 Speaker 1: there and sit outside of my house. And when you 110 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,960 Speaker 1: get you here, you blow the hard one. That's what 111 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,720 Speaker 1: you do. You throw the horns. Come out there and 112 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,600 Speaker 1: meet you and let you know what's going down for 113 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:28,760 Speaker 1: bush you and we leave me. She can see you 114 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,840 Speaker 1: laid acts like ill come on over and get your money. 115 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna to get my money and Squeak you on 116 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,400 Speaker 1: me a hundred and fifty dollars and I've been to 117 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,280 Speaker 1: come get you. Don't give what she told you a 118 00:06:38,279 --> 00:06:40,800 Speaker 1: mom is she giving you? You gotta be happy with that. 119 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,160 Speaker 1: You want to come over here talking about you want 120 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:46,640 Speaker 1: some more money. You know somebody old thunderbolt on hundred 121 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:50,040 Speaker 1: and fifty dollars and Thunderboat gonna get his money. Better 122 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:53,279 Speaker 1: try to go and dance at the club on this weekend, 123 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,479 Speaker 1: so here you will not be dancing at the talking 124 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: about sitting out front of mom. Squeaky gonna give me 125 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,040 Speaker 1: my warmthing. Way, you ain't got nothing to do with 126 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,919 Speaker 1: this is no way. This transaction is between me and Squeaky. 127 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:05,599 Speaker 1: It ain't got nothing to do with you, no way. 128 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 1: Her name is and he's got everything to do with me. 129 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:14,120 Speaker 1: You call talking about chilling you for money, and go 130 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,600 Speaker 1: over here. I got your money, Come get you and 131 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,240 Speaker 1: I got your money right here, and be sitting out 132 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:21,000 Speaker 1: first waiting on you. Squeaky the one asked for me 133 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,680 Speaker 1: to dance Saturday night. Squeaky, Yeah, I told a three 134 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:26,400 Speaker 1: hundred dollars plus kills. Now I ain't gonna get no 135 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,600 Speaker 1: kills like I'll tell you where I am gonna get 136 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,920 Speaker 1: my three hundred dollars. I got one fifty and I'm 137 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,960 Speaker 1: gonna get the other one fifty with Squeaky. Get out. 138 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,640 Speaker 1: You ain't getting it from me. You're gonna get your 139 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,200 Speaker 1: buzz from me. I got one more thing I need 140 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 1: to say to you. What you're listening to me. I'm listen. 141 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 1: I can hear you. But this is Matthew Tommy from 142 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:45,960 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got cranked by 143 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:50,640 Speaker 1: your homeboard. Who who is this? This is Matthew Timmy 144 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:53,480 Speaker 1: man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got 145 00:07:53,600 --> 00:08:03,160 Speaker 1: pranked by your homeboy. God, you quiz to play too much? Man, 146 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:09,760 Speaker 1: y'all had round this. I'm putting on boots. Man, I'm 147 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,920 Speaker 1: gonna go out in squamble. I got tights and bad 148 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:19,080 Speaker 1: man man, y'all. Bro, I've been glad with somebody. Frank 149 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:23,080 Speaker 1: Yo Commy, I'm gonna get that. Y'all got me, y'all 150 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:25,640 Speaker 1: got me? Hey, man, I got one more thing. I 151 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:29,600 Speaker 1: gotta ask you, man, what is what is the baddest 152 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:32,560 Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land, 153 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:44,120 Speaker 1: The Steve Harvey Morning Shown. The boat. Baby's cutting the boat. Y'all. Hey, 154 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:47,880 Speaker 1: here's what I got on tap. Comedy Club of jackson 155 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:51,000 Speaker 1: Comedy Club of Jacksonville. The Nephew is coming to town. 156 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:54,760 Speaker 1: I will be that July fourteen, fifteen. That's the Comedy 157 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 1: Club of Jacksonville. July far away from here it is. 158 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,600 Speaker 1: And boy, come on talk about stuff. I ain't gonna 159 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:07,000 Speaker 1: be a shut up. On July twenty through the twenty 160 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:11,480 Speaker 1: second I mean It lafter g a at Uptown Comedy Club. 161 00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:14,400 Speaker 1: All right. Coming up next it is the Strawberry Letter 162 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,480 Speaker 1: subject too many Bodies in one bed. Right after this