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Speaker 2: podcast Network. It's Monday, August ninth, and We've got a

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Speaker 2: ton of great stuff to talk about today. Uh as

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Speaker 2: always Jenkinson Jones hosted by my good friends le Jethro

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Speaker 2: Jenkins aka John What's up? Bubbas, Dragonfly Jones aka Tyler heinybody.

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Speaker 3: I'm guarding baka Mike.

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Speaker 2: I always try and tee up whichever one of you

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Speaker 2: looks less prepared to talk into the microphone. And John

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Speaker 2: looked like he was looking for his keys just then,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, what.

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Speaker 4: Am I supposed to say right now?

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Speaker 5: Like that probably happened seven out of ten times you

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Speaker 5: the word high.

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Speaker 4: That's it had been.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about some Olympic basketball stuff up top. The

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Speaker 2: USA men's basketball team prevailed against Rudy Gogert and the

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Speaker 2: Nation of France. Tyler I know that you do not

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Speaker 2: put on a red, white and blue shirt when you're

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Speaker 2: watching the Olympics, but you had to have been hoping

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Speaker 2: that Kevin Durant beat fucking Rudy Gogert.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I told you that was what I really wanted,

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Speaker 6: was Luca bus and I asked, so we couldn't get that.

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Speaker 6: So it was just like, Okay, we cannot fucking lose

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Speaker 6: to Rudy, and we didn't. We did fucking lose to Rudy.

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Speaker 6: And that's all the fucking mad for these Olympics, because

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Speaker 6: they had me a bit shook in the motherfucking Exhibition

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Speaker 6: Games when when goddamn Rudy whooped, I asked that one time.

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Speaker 6: I was like, boy, not let Rudy get a gold

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Speaker 6: on us, and he didn't. He got that motherfucker silver.

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Speaker 6: And order has been restored, and I am happy for one.

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Speaker 6: I do not feel patriotic about it, but anybody but

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Speaker 6: fucking Rudy.

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Speaker 1: That's where I'm.

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Speaker 5: He managed to ruin what we actually wanted, though he

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Speaker 5: still got his little you know what I'm saying, go

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Speaker 5: gorit hands in in it and ruined what we wanted,

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean, which was the Luca matchup,

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Speaker 5: but we thought of the French as like a roadbut

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Speaker 4: What I mean, on the way to Luca versus USA,

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Speaker 5: I did not think they were gonna I genuinely thought

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Speaker 5: Like there were some moments I think was against Australian

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Speaker 5: there were like down ten and half and like, dude,

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Speaker 5: you know, Katie had to bring them back a couple

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Speaker 5: times from like double digit deficits, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: I didn't think that. I mean, good for them. I

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Speaker 1: It was fun.

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Speaker 4: So yay basketball, USA us to love.

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Speaker 3: Us in the Cup r B.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, one thing I did think was like

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Speaker 2: I greatly enjoyed Kevin Durant and Draymond Green on IG

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Speaker 2: Live after the game. And I'm in favor at this

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Speaker 2: point of just replacing press conferences with like athletes on

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Speaker 3: That's just much better.

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Speaker 2: But one thing I did think is silly is like

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Speaker 2: for all of the you know, like everyone doubted us

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Speaker 2: or whatever, it's just like, yeah, you did lose. I mean,

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Speaker 2: like people were right to be like.

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Speaker 5: I mean, like like they started off losing.

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Speaker 4: They were losers, you know what i mean, starting all

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Speaker 4: Why would we be surprised if you're.

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Speaker 1: Lost again, you know, I mean, like you know, and they.

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Speaker 5: Were losing in a lot of those games in the

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Speaker 4: But anyway, you know, good for them, you know what

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about the real dynasty in USA basketball. The

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Speaker 2: USA women's basketball team beat Japan in one of the

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Speaker 2: when it comes to a team that I'm rooting for,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean. And did you see the

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Speaker 2: it of Diana Tarassi holding the ball just straight up

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Speaker 2: like the perfect image for USA women's basketball against the

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Speaker 5: Zero chance, I mean, that's that girl had zero that

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Speaker 4: Of doing anything against the fucking goat, you.

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Speaker 1: Know what i mean.

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Speaker 5: Like, and nobody had a chance of beating them, you

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Speaker 5: know what I mean. They haven't lost since ninety two.

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Speaker 4: For a reason.

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Speaker 5: They're the most dominant franchise possibly in history, you.

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Speaker 4: Know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Like, it's crazy, Hello, are you gonna miss racewalking now

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Speaker 2: at the Olympics are over?

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Speaker 6: That is the most stupid fucking event And I love

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Speaker 1: Those motherfucking hips be swiveling. Bro. That motherfucking.

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Speaker 6: The last heat where that ship was coming down to

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Speaker 6: the wire, and that motherfucker was downtown and I was like, yes,

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Speaker 6: I was so invested in seeing I the motherfucker across

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Speaker 6: the finish line first and one.

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Speaker 1: Of the motherfuckers cheating.

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Speaker 6: Bro. He had he felt like he had shifted from

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Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, bro, you can't be doing that.

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Speaker 6: They gotta go heel toe down, not toe heel first,

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Speaker 1: Bro, we know the rules to this shit.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 6: That dude needs to come under investigation and he might

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Speaker 6: possibly be need the band from from the two thousand

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Speaker 6: and motherfucking twenty four Lives because I did not like

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Speaker 6: the disrespect of the speedwalking game and the unwritten rules

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Speaker 6: of speed walking that that man violated when the medal

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Speaker 4: Fucking diehards.

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Speaker 3: No are casuals for Olympic racewalking. We have the rule

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's it's heel toe not to heel. How

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Speaker 1: long y'all been watching this ship?

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Speaker 4: Y'all been tapping in every year?

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Speaker 5: Sin's fucking two thousand and four or whatever the fuck?

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Speaker 6: Like, I feel like it's this is just like the

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Speaker 1: But it's just so fucking silly and I love it. Bro.

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Speaker 5: They need a documentary on it. I would watch a

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Speaker 5: How the fuck do you train for speed walking?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: You just eat a lot of tacos and you drop

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Speaker 6: At the speed of six thirty mile, which is yeah, wait,

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Speaker 6: what's that's how fat?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, they're walking at the speed that's how fast

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Speaker 1: the gold metal dude, but he walked a six thirty

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Speaker 4: Okay, so he's walking faster that most people can.

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Speaker 6: Job a mile, like he's walking faster than ninety eight

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Speaker 7: Yeah, wow, this is actually very interesting when you break

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Speaker 2: And in that how do you The two rules are

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Speaker 2: if I if I'm correct, Tyler, correct me. If I'm wrong,

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Speaker 2: you gotta go heel toe and you can't have both

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Speaker 2: feet off the ground at the same time.

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Speaker 1: Correct, that's it.

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Speaker 6: And that motherfucker was toe, he'll toe, he'll that that

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Speaker 6: that Johnny motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: I didn't like that ship. We saw you, Doggie.

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Speaker 4: My brother's always watching, you know what I mean. As

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Speaker 4: in Tyler, you know what I mean, always got his

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Speaker 1: Next year we'll see.

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Speaker 2: It's three years from now you will have for sure.

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Speaker 1: Forgotten, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: I mean, remind me.

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Speaker 2: The ones from I always love the Olympics because you

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Speaker 2: get the biggest sports and the weirdest sports. So I

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Speaker 2: always watched curling in the winter and I always watch

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Speaker 2: racewalking in the summer because it's just like these people

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Speaker 2: trained probably just as hard as Kevin Durant or Lebron James.

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Speaker 3: Like this is their world.

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Speaker 2: Is like to win an Olympic gold medal in racewalking,

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Speaker 2: and I love human beings being nerdy about weird shit,

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Speaker 2: which is basically what the Olympics are like with mic

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Speaker 2: gymnastics is my life like synchronized swimming.

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Speaker 1: I live and breathe it like syncronized swimming is fucking hypnotic.

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Speaker 6: Bro, I cannot believe that many people work on the

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Speaker 6: same accord underwater at that that shit is phenomenal.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 2: They low key might be like the strongest athletes at

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Speaker 2: the like you know what I mean, because you look

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Speaker 3: I do not understand that shit at all.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, that's a wrap on the Olympics. USA finished. I

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Speaker 2: think literally like the last event, the USA women's volleyball

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Speaker 2: team want to go to break the tie with China

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Speaker 2: to put USA at the top of the metal count

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Speaker 2: and the gold medal count. But let's talk about the

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Speaker 2: real hot sporting event of the summer.

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Speaker 5: One second, I'm looking at a race walking training. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: five k, four k, three k, one k at the

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Speaker 5: edit twenty k race like speed yep.

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Speaker 4: So they like that's a lot. How that What the fuck?

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Speaker 2: That's what I think about the Olympics, bro. Like these people, like,

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Speaker 2: no matter what weird sport you do, these people have

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Speaker 2: dedicated as much of their life to it as the

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Speaker 2: most elite like basketball or baseball or football players. It's

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Speaker 2: just a sport that no one else in the world

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Speaker 4: Race walkers have apex, bro. Right, that's insane to me.

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Speaker 4: And there's a warm up and a cool down afterwards.

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Speaker 5: Like that's a track workout, bro, Like a long distance

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Speaker 5: track workout.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy.

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Speaker 2: Go outside and start a workout on whatever phone you

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Speaker 2: have and then walk as fast as you can and

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Speaker 2: following the.

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Speaker 3: Rules we did.

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Speaker 2: And I bet you're walking at like a twelve minute pace,

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Speaker 4: The peak, at the fastest, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 5: That's why I hit sport mode. I'm in motherfucking twelve minutes,

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean. Mole, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: That's wow. All right.

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Speaker 2: With the Olympics out of the way, we can talk

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Speaker 2: about the only thing anyone really wants to talk about

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Speaker 2: in the summer, which is a tampering investigation by the

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Speaker 2: National Basketball Association gonna be really in depth. I'm sure

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Speaker 2: all kinds of really groundbreaking punishments are going to be levied. Tyler,

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Speaker 2: Why do we go through with this like fucking Charad.

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Speaker 1: Bro, motherfucker, look it, look fucking free agency starts.

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Speaker 6: A motherfucker signed literally one minute after free agency, and

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Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck? Like, look, motherfuckers are gonna talk

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Speaker 6: Star players are going to figure out where the fuck

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Speaker 6: at that's it, Like it's only motherfucker's bringing the shit

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Speaker 6: down on Miami only heat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, motherfucker's like playing for the heat.

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Speaker 6: They got a great coach and it's fucking Miami and

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Speaker 6: there's a good spot there. Of course, of course, motherfucker's

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Speaker 6: gonna be like, yeah, get me to Miami, dog.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, So fuck that shit.

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Speaker 6: Man, I don't understand why you just want to act

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Speaker 6: like motherfuckers, are just not going to talk, Like like

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Speaker 1: Be like, hey, where are you playing on going next season?

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Speaker 6: Who?

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Speaker 1: Whoa whoa? Bro?

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Speaker 6: According to you section one point oh that dash two

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Speaker 6: we cannot have this conversation.

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Speaker 1: Nobody couldna fucking do that, bro? Fuck that shit.

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 4: How do you prevent that?

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Speaker 6: Ship?

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Speaker 8: Like?

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Speaker 4: How do you prevent it?

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Speaker 1: Is there a way too?

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Speaker 5: I mean, these people have known each other since like

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Speaker 6: Like the only way you can prevent it is is

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Speaker 6: to whoever the fuck he wants to talk to you, bro,

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Speaker 6: you know he's gonna be down there and warm up,

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Speaker 4: Mean, does pat Riley call you make more?

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Speaker 5: I mean, make you want to go there more than

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Speaker 5: like Jimmy, you know what I'm saying, Like, I mean

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Speaker 4: Be what really moves me anyway, and you can't prevent

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Speaker 2: Well, I actually think there aren't any actual rules about

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Speaker 5: Forgot Then you get there was there was some talk

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Speaker 1: You got that at the All Star say about yeah,

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Speaker 2: What I can't say it public. You can't publicly recruit people.

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Speaker 2: But there's no rule that says Bron can't cost Chris

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Speaker 2: Paul and say, the real estate in LA is crazy

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Speaker 1: What I mean?

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean the the gms too, though, are

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Speaker 2: just as chummy like as they have to be. Like

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Speaker 3: Like that's the you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: So like they all know what they're all talking all

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Speaker 2: the time. There's no way to prevent that shit. Man,

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Speaker 2: It's just it's it's silly. I think, uh I think

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Speaker 2: Tyler i Am said he's like someone's about to lose

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Speaker 2: a seventy second protected pic. Shit's fucking goofy man. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: I love tampering season. That's my favorite. That's my favorite.

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Speaker 3: Shit you say like.

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Speaker 2: Three oh one PM, like nineteen deals happened, and it's like, wow,

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Speaker 4: I appreciate you using Chumby too. I haven't heard chummy

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Speaker 2: I try, and I try and give you one Thesaurus

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Speaker 2: I've got a hyper I've got a hypothetical quant for you.

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Speaker 2: In the other thing, it's the season four is we

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Speaker 2: have done everything we can to make life as complicated

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Speaker 2: And you guys know I covered Peyton Watson last year

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Speaker 2: He is one of the players who is trying to

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Speaker 2: to you guys is what would what would you do? Like,

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Speaker 2: what would your pick be if you were a twelfth

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Speaker 6: Twelfth grade Knee, I would want the whole big man

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Speaker 6: we've got the situations where now you can get paid

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Speaker 6: have been taken that back from them boosters.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Bro, I'd have been good, you know what I'm saying, Woul,

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Speaker 1: I'd have been racked up, you know, having a college experience.

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Speaker 6: I don't think you know, seventeen year old me would

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Speaker 1: What I mean.

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Speaker 6: I would have definitely went the college around. Like I said,

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Speaker 5: I mean, it depends on how much how different the

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Speaker 5: me the most. But my ideal situation, like Tyler was saying,

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Speaker 5: I would want to be on college campus with people

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Speaker 4: I want to kick it do dumb shit have a

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Speaker 5: I watched too many fucking college movies to skip that motherfucker,

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean. I've been looking forward to

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Speaker 5: fucking in the G League, which I don't think it is.

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Speaker 5: I think, you know, into those these teams have more

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Speaker 5: it similar to what they're beginning if they were to

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Speaker 4: So I think I would go to college.

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Speaker 5: Collegees seem like more fun, Like y'all know, I'm here

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Speaker 2: There's a yeah, there's I mean, there's a couple of

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Speaker 2: complicating things. Tyler mentioned it. The name image likeness changes

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Speaker 2: it significantly because now, if you're Zion, you could assigned

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Speaker 2: your Nike deal before you walked onto Duke's campus, you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like you didn't need to do

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Speaker 2: the because that, to me was always the argument in

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Speaker 2: or something, is what if your leg falls off while

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Speaker 2: you're in college and you would have had a nine

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Speaker 2: figure endorsement deal, right. I mean, that's just like the

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Speaker 2: fucking nightmare scenario. But the the other the complicated thing

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Speaker 2: in the other direction is it's not like the elite

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Speaker 2: dudes don't really get a college experience. College experience. They're

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Speaker 2: basically there for one semester of college and then in March,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean, and they're doing draft workouts

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean. It's like, there's great, there's the.

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Speaker 2: Money about it is nice and everything, but like for

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Speaker 2: home with your parents to like, like you said, congratulations,

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Speaker 2: basketball is your job. It's twelve hours a day, you're

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Speaker 2: living with people you don't know, you know, whatever else

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Speaker 2: I would I'd go to the college route too. But

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Speaker 2: I do think that the the name image likeness was

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Speaker 2: was the best thing that n tow DOUBLEA could now

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Speaker 2: because they made that easier on elite kids, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean, It's not it's not so stacked against

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Speaker 2: earning money legally. But I'm with Tyler too. You vacate

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Speaker 2: whatever you want after I leave here, Like give me

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Speaker 2: the fucking money under the table.

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Speaker 1: We could go. Well every fucking time.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell my mom you.

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Speaker 2: We can't afford for you to fly out and see

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Speaker 2: me because I'm trying to really follow the rules for

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Speaker 2: the University of Maryland.

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Speaker 1: Like everything about is there legal?

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Speaker 5: You know, like there is there anything legal that you

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Speaker 5: money other than just like you know, Reggie Bush not

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Speaker 2: Which you know what I mean, like which which money

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Speaker 2: You're saying, like like ten years ago, is thereny like legal?

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Speaker 4: You know, repercussions, you know what I'm saying it.

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Speaker 2: It it depends, but largely largely no, I mean if

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Speaker 2: if if, if you're participating in fraud or money laundering

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Speaker 5: I'm just taking the money, right, you know, I'm not

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Speaker 5: being used to clean it up, you feel me like no, But.

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Speaker 2: For the most part, you're taking the money from people

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Speaker 2: who are wealthy enough to be outside of the judicial system, right,

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Speaker 2: I mean that's there were no boosters went to jail

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying so like.

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Speaker 2: No, I can't really think of a time you know this, uh,

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Speaker 2: the sneaker stuff in college was potentially.

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Speaker 4: You know, people look at yours over.

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Speaker 2: That, but that but that's different than Hey, I own

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Speaker 2: a car dealership. I'll give you one hundred thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: signing bonus if you come play football here, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean.

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Speaker 5: Or you you had a good game, you know what

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Speaker 5: I mean. Here's a you know, a nice.

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Speaker 2: Little You just have to make sure that you can

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Speaker 2: to where it's not taxed. So I would think that

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Speaker 2: basically take it as cash or make sure that it

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Speaker 2: where did this hundred thousand dollars come from?

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Speaker 1: You know, they made money to my mom.

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Speaker 4: Though, because that's all that is.

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Speaker 5: And the thing and the one thing you don't want

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Speaker 5: to fuck with with the government is they money, you

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Speaker 5: know what I mean, That's the one thing they gonna

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Speaker 5: get your ass over. You know what I mean, it's

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Speaker 5: like some tax shit, you feel me, I'm not playing

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Speaker 5: with that. But yeah, I mean other than that, fuck a.

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Speaker 4: What's it the Heisman, all this shit, you can have

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Speaker 2: I think they're gonna have to Reggie as heightsman back.

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Speaker 1: Too, I think.

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Speaker 4: I mean, come on, Dogue, how much money?

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Speaker 5: But think about how much money that that man was

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Speaker 4: Was he was? Was he not the most I mean

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Speaker 2: I mean I was in southern California, so he was

445
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,879
Speaker 2: basically the president of you know what I mean, Like,

446
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,919
Speaker 2: I mean, he was the He was the guy in

447
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,159
Speaker 2: southern California, including across pro sports.

448
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,840
Speaker 3: He was so he was so big it was crazy.

449
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,479
Speaker 2: He was he was losing it. He would have been

450
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,160
Speaker 2: making me bank off the name, image, likeness ship.

451
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,760
Speaker 5: He was the guy to me in Alabama, Bro, You

452
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,359
Speaker 5: know what I'm saying, Like motherfucking Madison, Alabama, Liken, you

453
00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:42,680
Speaker 5: ain't never heard of that motherfucker play before, And he

454
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,320
Speaker 5: was the guy to me, and that motherfucker you feel me,

455
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,840
Speaker 5: like yo, like he was how much I mean he,

456
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,600
Speaker 5: like you said, he would have been banking so that

457
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,520
Speaker 5: it's ridiculous for them to expect him not to in

458
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:52,359
Speaker 5: that situation, you know.

459
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:52,720
Speaker 1: What I mean.

460
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,359
Speaker 5: Like and and what he got, what the money he

461
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,480
Speaker 5: got probably is enough compared to what he would have made.

462
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,600
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.

463
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:03,920
Speaker 2: Here, especially in southern California, You know what I mean,

464
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,600
Speaker 2: It's just that there's like we're not talking about a

465
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,159
Speaker 2: car dealership, you know what I'm saying, Like you're.

466
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,719
Speaker 1: He's not a corn Husker.

467
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,080
Speaker 6: He was a fucking usc trojan, you know what I mean,

468
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,680
Speaker 6: he'd a racked the funk up. Bro.

469
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:21,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll do respect absolutely.

470
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,679
Speaker 4: With how you take it this reality.

471
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,480
Speaker 1: We're gonna get some angry Nebraska tweets.

472
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,800
Speaker 6: We always do, no matter who we send a shot out,

473
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,120
Speaker 6: we always gonna get some. Hey man, this is fun,

474
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,640
Speaker 6: this is fucking you know, this is fucking Nebraska checking.

475
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:41,800
Speaker 4: This is corn country, and we don't appreciate you. You're

476
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 4: not allowing the Nebraska bits.

477
00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:47,679
Speaker 6: Thank you to pick the Kansas chicken and we're on

478
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,399
Speaker 6: your hands after they you said last episode.

479
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,360
Speaker 4: Good luck finding me in to peaka motherfucker.

480
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,960
Speaker 1: Good God, come here.

481
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,679
Speaker 4: Don't ever call you would never see you Indiana.

482
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:02,560
Speaker 1: Good that means it makes you a.

483
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:08,160
Speaker 9: Great decisions ever again, don't step foot bitch.

484
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,439
Speaker 4: Where is one nigga?

485
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,480
Speaker 9: Where are you?

486
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:14,720
Speaker 4: Please help me? Nigga?

487
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 9: I haven't said I was since eleventh grade? My nigga, Like,

488
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,720
Speaker 9: that's the last time I said I one nigga?

489
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 4: Fuck you meant buoying on?

490
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:35,400
Speaker 1: I asked? Right in their names that don't even work right?

491
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:36,160
Speaker 1: What the fuck?

492
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 9: That's this is a miracle, that's just moinnest this morning

493
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 9: if we called we called Detroit Detroit and not Detwine.

494
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 6: Why the morning the morning? These are the questions we

495
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:56,160
Speaker 6: need to have. We can go shoot on Frances whole

496
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 6: episode too.

497
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 1: You know them.

498
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,480
Speaker 5: To Saint Louis, we got a street called like Chateau,

499
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 5: we call that motherfucker shouldo nigga?

500
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,440
Speaker 9: We in Saint Louis bats about a twa nigga that

501
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 9: motherfucker should.

502
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 6: Uh.

503
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 2: In Long Beach, we have quite a we have a

504
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 2: we have a lot of like Spanish names of ship

505
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 2: because of obviously the history of southern California. But people

506
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 2: are not interested in that, bro, and particularly black people.

507
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 2: It has been it's not wan Apero, it's Junipero. And

508
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:37,919
Speaker 2: if you come in here saying that, well, the best

509
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 2: is always And this is a running joke in my

510
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,200
Speaker 2: family is we have a high school on the West

511
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 2: Side called Cabrio named after Juan Rodriguez Cabrio and two

512
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 2: white people and Hispanic people is Cabrio, but to black

513
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:54,440
Speaker 2: people it's Cabrillot.

514
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,199
Speaker 1: They got the two l's.

515
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 2: Yes, that is, but like with always a heavy emphasis

516
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:00,400
Speaker 2: on the brill.

517
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,640
Speaker 3: Bro, Oh, he's over there at Cabrillo.

518
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:05,879
Speaker 4: And did you see that?

519
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 1: That me pork de core?

520
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:12,880
Speaker 4: Have you saw you see that? I like your accent.

521
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go pork the core.

522
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 1: That fucking me is.

523
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 5: Hilarious though, But I heard a nigga saying louis straight

524
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 5: up saying Ca Sadyla, and I don't go that far.

525
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 1: I don't go that far.

526
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 6: But we was in line, and that nigga asked, okay,

527
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 6: can I get a Ca Sadila?

528
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 4: My damn nigga. We worked at a college, bro like

529
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 4: mo fucking case Adilla.

530
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:42,919
Speaker 2: All right, speaking of dutoits, we're gonna do our booger

531
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 2: boy of the week. And John probably missed this because

532
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 2: this was maybe the Ultimate Summer on Twitter story. But

533
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 2: I cannot get enough of this ship, which is there

534
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 2: was a dude in d'utois who was apparently just at

535
00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 2: an intersection with the sign saying, I have these abandoned

536
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 2: puppies that I need to give away. So he's giving

537
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 2: them away to everyone. He gives out ten, eleven, twelve

538
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 2: of these puppies whatever, and.

539
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 1: Over the course of the next couple of weeks.

540
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 2: John, it becomes obvious that he was not actually giving

541
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 2: out puppies. He was giving out baby hyenas.

542
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 4: Listen, Nigga, you looked at a baby hyena. I thought

543
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 4: that was a puppy.

544
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 1: They thought it was a German shepherd. For what the

545
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:32,199
Speaker 1: lady said, where do you.

546
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 4: Get baby hyenas?

547
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:33,959
Speaker 1: Nigga?

548
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 4: Them shit?

549
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 2: John, When a daddy hyena and a mommy hyena love

550
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 2: each other very much?

551
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 4: But where did they love each other very much? In

552
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:48,399
Speaker 4: the United States? In Detroit Nigga and the twine, Niggas?

553
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 4: Was hyenas fucking into twine? Nigga like that is wild.

554
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you what scare the funk out of

555
00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 6: me with this story is that the lady said, what

556
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 6: what made her think this wasn't a German shepherd. Was

557
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 6: that it was jumping real high and that is frank,

558
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 6: I did not know hyenas were fucking jumpers. I'd be

559
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 6: scared as fuck if I had a puppy that I

560
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 6: thought was a German shepherd. That motherfucker's jumping three feet

561
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 6: high in the air, Like I would think that motherfucker's

562
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 6: like possessed of some ship.

563
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 1: Bro, I would be shook.

564
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 4: That's a hyena. Motherucker might have been six feet in

565
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 4: the air.

566
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 1: Dog, Yeah, right.

567
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 6: And she posted the video on the fucking hyena puppies

568
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 6: making hyena noises. I'm like, how the fuck did you

569
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 6: get this far without hearing that that fucking evil ass laugh,

570
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 6: you know what I mean?

571
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: And not know this.

572
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 5: I didn't watch Lion King Nigga.

573
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 4: What's wrong with you?

574
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 3: Well someone?

575
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 2: I mean, the different stories have been servicing because multiple

576
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 2: people accepted these hyena puppies. So the stories have been

577
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,400
Speaker 2: circulating of how people found out. One woman found out.

578
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 3: At the vet. She took the dog in. She took the.

579
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 2: Hyena to get it like chipped or spade or like whatever.

580
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 2: If that was like, uh, this is a hyena, bro.

581
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 4: Somebody gonna keep the hyena though, one of them motherfuckers.

582
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 4: Oh this is this is hey, this is.

583
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: Woman.

584
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:19,919
Speaker 6: The woman who's on the news is fighting to keep

585
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 6: her in and there's apparently no law in Michigan gets

586
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 6: hyenas that they're not like under the Exotic Pets stipulation

587
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 6: or whatever. So she's fighting to keep something that's probably

588
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 6: gonna kill her about two years.

589
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 4: Have you seen how big hyenas are.

590
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 5: Their faces are fur, their heads are fucking enormous.

591
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 4: Bro like they have. I think they have the strongest

592
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 4: jaws in the animal kid.

593
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:40,880
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

594
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 9: Like dog?

595
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,919
Speaker 4: You are a snack, my nigga.

596
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 5: I don't know why people don't realize if a cat

597
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:53,360
Speaker 5: is over like eighty pounds your phone, you become.

598
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,880
Speaker 1: Prey cat, you know what I mean?

599
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,919
Speaker 4: Like dog? They don't give a fuck about you. That

600
00:27:59,040 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 4: is wild.

601
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 2: I'm trying to find the picture because one woman posted

602
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 2: that the only way she could get her puppy to

603
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 2: calm down was by letting it bite her finger. That

604
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 2: it was like that was it was just like it

605
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,679
Speaker 2: was just like hanging off of her finger.

606
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,639
Speaker 8: Do you guys want to guess the size of a

607
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 8: full grown hyena.

608
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I guess that's the length of it, Like

609
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 1: how long it is from head to tail? And I'm

610
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 1: gonna guess. Go ahead, Tyler, I'd say from head to tail,

611
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: I'd say six feet. Weight, I'd say one ten.

612
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 2: I'm I'm gonna go shorter and heavier. I'm gonna go

613
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 2: four and a half feet, but like two hundred pounds.

614
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 5: No, I think that from head to tail it's probably

615
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 5: we do they have long tails or.

616
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 4: Is it the shorter stuffy tails?

617
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 1: Yeah?

618
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 4: I would.

619
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:54,959
Speaker 5: I would if it's a long tail, I would say

620
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 5: closer to six feet, but I think the what like

621
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 5: the weight is probably closer to two hundred something like

622
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 5: two hundred twenty something like that.

623
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 4: The motherfucker's big.

624
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 8: Okay, there's obviously different types of hyenas, but Google, according

625
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 8: to Google, it says hyena's weigh between ninety and one

626
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,719
Speaker 8: hundred and seventy pounds, and they measure thirty seven to

627
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 8: fifty nine inches in length. So you guys thinking that's

628
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 8: about five feet, right, Yeah, it's like six.

629
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: Feet seventy two is six feet? Oh yeah, six five

630
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 1: feet five feet. We got that math on the pot.

631
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 4: Keep that shit in, Keep that exactly.

632
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 3: It's forty is about on average.

633
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 2: It's not a German shepherd, I.

634
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 4: Said two twenty Nigga, I mustn't. I'm just I'm just

635
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 4: I remember that, you know.

636
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 5: I think it's like Nigeria and Ghana, like on one

637
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 5: of the countries like the West Afric country, they have

638
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 5: like like those like these dudes that have like walk

639
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 5: around with hyenas like in change and shit, and they

640
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 5: like it's the thing.

641
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 4: And the motherfuckers look nor miscompared to humans.

642
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 5: I was shocked at the size of them when I

643
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 5: saw and like, I'm like, you just really sit next

644
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 5: to this motherfucker, Nigga.

645
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 2: I would you got at you had an out of

646
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 2: body experience, Like where what the fuck is going on?

647
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 5: If if I saw one of them, just like on

648
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 5: the street, Nigga, I'm talking about.

649
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 4: Like I'm getting pictures.

650
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: Niggas, ain't.

651
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 4: I'm up out of there.

652
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 8: Don't think about think about five five feet long and

653
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 8: one hundred forty pounds with zero percent body fat.

654
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: That's basically what it is. It's like a Floyd Mayweather

655
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 1: walking around and.

656
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 5: Head twice his biggest mind, you know what I mean,

657
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 5: Like Nigga with the strongest jaws.

658
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 4: I could even imagine. Bro, that's a's a monster. You

659
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 4: feel me.

660
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 2: Thank you to the City of Dutwie. We appreciate you

661
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 2: this story. Really, I can't. I was delighted by this story.

662
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 2: I'm just picturing the moment at the vet where the

663
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 2: vet is looking at you like is this a prank?

664
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 10: Like like, I mean, what is when is the last

665
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 10: time that vet has seen never a Hinda never It's

666
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 10: you know, like, I'm gonna have to fait was like,

667
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 10: this isn't I don't.

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Speaker 2: and this is a story that we're discussing often enough

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Speaker 2: that I've made the executive decision it needs its own segment.

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Speaker 2: The segment is titled the Warm, Bitter, Sweet Smell of

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Speaker 2: Clean Caucasian.

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Speaker 9: We gotta talk about the sentence my favorite centence in

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Speaker 9: literature ever.

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Speaker 4: I tweeted that ship.

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Speaker 7: I read that book late and tweeted that fucking sentence out,

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00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 7: like this is the best sentence everywhere shot from It's

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Speaker 7: from Tequilla Mockingbird, but it was not originally about Caucasians.

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Speaker 3: But at this point, clean.

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Speaker 4: Negro that's how she's described church.

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Speaker 2: It is not how anyone is going to be describing

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Speaker 2: Hollywood sets in the near future.

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Speaker 3: Because, uh, it just it is.

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Speaker 2: At this point. Once a week we are finding out

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Speaker 2: that a famous actor does not believe that bathing is

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Speaker 2: Actually it's not even that they don't believe bathing is necessary.

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Speaker 2: They seem to believe that it's bad for you. But

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Speaker 2: this week it was Jake Jillenhall who basically said he

719
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Speaker 2: believes that bathing robs you of your natural oils that

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Speaker 2: clean you, which is that's kind of what they've all

721
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Speaker 2: been saying.

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Speaker 4: Bro, what what is he playing? Jake Jillen Hall.

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Speaker 1: Oh, he was Mysterio in the Last Spider Man.

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Speaker 6: If you've seen that, I'm just look at nigga up bro,

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Speaker 6: Yeah you know his face of seeing him.

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Speaker 1: Bro, he's a fucking a lister. Well what is Jake

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Speaker 1: Jonholst the fine role? That's the question.

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Speaker 2: He's been in some ship. He's a very Oh yeah,

729
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:39,839
Speaker 2: I know this nigga.

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Speaker 1: Everybody knows.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, wow. He doesn't look like a dude that

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Speaker 4: like he's a handsome. He's a handsome guy. Like that's interesting.

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Speaker 3: So here's my question.

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Speaker 2: Do we think that My theory was this is like

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Speaker 2: a snake oil salesman who's going around selling like the

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Speaker 2: natural oils method and like, you know what I mean,

737
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 2: hosting dinner parties, like convincing Courtney Cox or whoever the

738
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 2: fuck to let him host a dinner party at her

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00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,760
Speaker 2: mansion where he's like selling people on his method. Maybe

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00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 2: it's that, maybe it's a conspiracy theory about the or

741
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 2: some pseudoscience about.

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Speaker 3: These natural oils.

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00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 2: Or I did see a conspiracy theory from a friend

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00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 2: of mine who said that he believes celebrities are being

745
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 2: used to prepare us for when water rationing comes and

746
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 2: we're only allowed to shower once a week.

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00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 3: So so what do you what do you? What do

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00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 3: we think is behind this?

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Speaker 2: Man? Like? Why is this just wreaking havoc on white Hollywood?

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Speaker 4: Bro?

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00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 6: These motherfuckers seen all that eat the rich ship that's

752
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 6: that's booming right now, They're like, don't eat me. I'm disgusting,

753
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 6: Like that's I feel like that's my theory right now.

754
00:35:52,360 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 6: I know shit, but I don't get it. Did you

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00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,319
Speaker 6: see the ship Brad Pitt that Jake jil Hall said,

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00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 6: like Brad Pitt radicalized them.

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Speaker 1: Basically, they're not babe. Did you see that ship?

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00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

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00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 6: Where he said Brad Pitt came up to their film

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00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 6: with some shit and he's like, whoa dude, you're you're

761
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 6: reaking right now. Baby wipes, man, baby wipes are your friend.

762
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 6: And I was like, oh, wait a minute, brad Pitt

763
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Speaker 6: might be on the cleanliness side. But then we go

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Speaker 6: a little deeper and he's like, listen, bro, I got

765
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Speaker 6: two kids, right two newborns right now.

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00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: I get pissed on all day. I don't have time

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Speaker 1: for a shower.

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Speaker 4: You don't Isn't that the reason to take a shower? Motherfucker?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 1: You getting pissed on all day and just rolling with it. Motherfucker,

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00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: you are disgusting. Is there disgusted?

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Speaker 5: Is there a human on this planet that could persuade

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Speaker 5: you to live that big musty?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely not, bro.

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Speaker 5: I mean, like dude, Rihanna could say, I prefer a

776
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 5: musty man, I'm like, I ain't the.

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Speaker 4: One for you. You know you are perfect, but I

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00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 4: just can't do it.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

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00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 2: Brad Pitt said when it came to bathing himself or

781
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 2: his kids, baby wipes on the armpits is all you needed,

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00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 2: That's what he said.

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00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 3: That's what he told Tike John.

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Speaker 5: I think these motherfuckers just rich and bored, rich and

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00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 5: boredom like you just so fucking rich, you so privileged.

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00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 5: You don't have to live a particular way, you know

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00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 5: what I mean? Like Dog, it's like that. I think

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00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 5: that's the only way that you just are super comfortable

789
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:26,880
Speaker 5: being dumb musty is when you everybody know there's nigga stupid,

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00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 5: paid and successful.

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Speaker 4: You feel me like and like dog nigga.

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00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 3: Even then, why would you want to like because.

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00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 4: You're bored, bro, Like will you never understand it?

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00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 2: But if you're bored, you don't want to smell like

795
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,320
Speaker 2: you know, I don't understand the part where they're good

796
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 2: with smelling like that to themselves.

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00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 5: They're challenging themselves. Let's make it intoest you know what

798
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 5: I'm saying. Maybe it'll be harder for me to you

799
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 5: know what I mean, They're challenging it. Just too easy

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00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 5: this life.

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00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 7: Shit, if you a white rich man, white rich movie.

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00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 4: Start, nigga life would be way too easy.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

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00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 4: Right, they're putting it on. They're putting up on all

805
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 4: man niggas.

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00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 1: Let's try it.

807
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 4: They be playing a motherfucker rookie way too long. Dog.

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00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 9: They tired of drumming niggas by fucking sixty, you know

809
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 9: what I mean, Shit, they bored.

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00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 1: Dog.

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Speaker 5: There's no way, bro, there's no way I'll ever get

812
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,720
Speaker 5: to that point, you know what I mean, I'll never understand.

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00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 4: We'll never understand that because we don't make that much money.

814
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 9: Dog.

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00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 5: You don't see rich niggas doing that shit because they

816
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 5: still niggas.

817
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 7: They still gotta you know, they still playing it on

818
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 7: a decently hard level, even though they rich niggas.

819
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Speaker 4: We're never born.

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00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: Motherfucker we in America.

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Speaker 4: You know I mean shit, But damn.

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Speaker 6: Dog, you'll say I will say on on days round

823
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 6: board and I don't have ship to do, Like my

824
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,879
Speaker 6: shower is the highlight of my fucking day though, you.

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00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:52,319
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?

826
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 6: Like after I shower on a on a boring ask,

827
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 6: I'm like, what the fuck do I do that?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

829
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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 1: Really like love, you don't have to do Yes. I

831
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: love Davis, Bro, that's the fucking best, bro. I don't know.

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Speaker 7: I mean, my brain always on some weird ship, Nigga,

833
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 7: I'll be a big conversation and rather be like I

834
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 7: lost you having I'm.

835
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Speaker 11: Like what you're was interesting. It's not your fault, it's

836
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:23,840
Speaker 11: my fault. My brain took me way over here, nigga.

837
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 11: Like you know what I'm saying. Like so, I'm never

838
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 11: super fucking bored, never enough.

839
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 7: To wear the fucking I tell her, I know your

840
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 7: brains like you wow ass places, nigga, you hit, you

841
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 7: got a wikipedia.

842
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 4: To hit random? How are you ever bored?

843
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 1: Dog?

844
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 6: I would never be sh to do sometimes, Like being

845
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 6: bored is cool. It's not something that that gets me

846
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 6: down It's like, Bro, I don't have ship to do

847
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 6: and this.

848
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 7: Is but you always have your brain. It has to

849
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 7: be a playground in that motherfucker dog. I'm being there

850
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 7: on the monkey bars daily, Nigga. You couldn't get me

851
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 7: out that big. You don't have mom trn to get

852
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 7: you at the balls.

853
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 4: And be leave me alone to mind and no, Bro.

854
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: I'll be deep to that motherfucker.

855
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 4: Don't you trip?

856
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 1: All right?

857
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 2: That was the warm, bittersweet smell of clean Caucasian And

858
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 2: that was all the time we've got on this episode

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00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,280
Speaker 2: of Jenkinson Jones.

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Speaker 3: We'll be back on Thursday. Thanks for working with us, Peach,

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Speaker 3: Bye

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Speaker 4: Bye, yye yye