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Speaker 1: They were bullies, so I blackmailed them and got them expelled.

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Speaker 1: I love blackmail. I love black especially when there's consequences

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Speaker 1: for that blackmail. Yeah, and you ruin their entree, yes, redemption.

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Speaker 1: In short, a guy leader of a gang didn't stop

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Speaker 1: bullying me and my girlfriends. We were twelve or thirteen,

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Speaker 1: and no one could stop them, right, it couldn't be

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Speaker 1: stopped and undund at Ah, My best friend was the

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Speaker 1: most bullied of all. I don't know, because she was

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Speaker 1: bowlegged so extreme she had surgery years later to protect

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Speaker 1: her lower vertebrae.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's pretty rough, dude, that's that seems pretty extreme. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean I didn't know that was a medical condition. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: although if you put her in a saddle, she's ready

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Speaker 2: to ride a horse. That's what she should have. She

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Speaker 2: should have just come in like on a white stallion,

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Speaker 2: just like.

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Speaker 1: Born to ride a horse. Like you know, like Michael

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Speaker 1: Phelps has like a weirdly deformed body, but it makes

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Speaker 1: him a great swimmer. Yes, you know, like bow legg

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Speaker 1: ready to ride a horse, win the Kentucky Derby. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's a little what's a little uh like like a jockey? Jockey?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you gotta be four feet tall though. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I be like to cut your cut your shins off. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: my schwan great.

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Speaker 1: She was also very thin, had bushy's hair, shy, and

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Speaker 1: mentally frail. Damn, that's that seems like a little bit.

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Speaker 2: I feel like you're doing a little bit of a

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Speaker 2: disservice in your description.

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Speaker 1: But uh, she was my really good friend. But she

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Speaker 1: was mentally rail because her mother was mentally ill, and

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Speaker 1: she was the least liked of her six siblings.

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Speaker 2: Yea, that seems pretty objective to me. That's you went

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Speaker 2: from facts like, oh, she has like bushy hair to like,

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Speaker 2: nobody likes her.

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Speaker 1: Everyone hates her in her family. Man. So I was

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Speaker 1: very protective of her gaining courage against bullies, even though

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Speaker 1: I was shy and not malicious like them. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: he the bully and his two best friends had an

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Speaker 1: ultimatum from school. One more detention and they would be

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Speaker 1: expelled in the middle of the year. I was a

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Speaker 1: straight a student, a model student, which teacher would doubt

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Speaker 1: my word. Oh my, the main guy sat behind me

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Speaker 1: for an essay exam. I was fuming, but I wrote

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Speaker 1: my essay. Then I scrambled with the paper and threw

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Speaker 1: it out the window. I got up immediately and said, teacher, teacher,

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Speaker 1: he took away my essay and threw it away. The

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Speaker 1: boy was shocked being accused, even being innocent. He'd gotten

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Speaker 1: away with this behavior multiple times. So it went down

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Speaker 1: to recover my essay, went to the principal's office, and

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Speaker 1: I swore, on my life and everything holy, he had

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Speaker 1: thrown my essay away.

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Speaker 2: Wait, wait, so he actually did. Or she's framing it. No, no,

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Speaker 2: she's framing it with him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Fire. He was expelled from school. Oh my god. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that second boy pro move all right. There was a canopy,

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Speaker 1: dirty and wet due to recent rain. I made sure

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Speaker 1: no one was looking and shook up the poll, thus

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Speaker 1: making the whole canopy collapse. This time, me and my

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Speaker 1: two best friends swore the boy had done it all

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Speaker 1: by himself. Oh my god. Two for two. She the

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Speaker 1: third boy. His parents called to apologize to me and

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Speaker 1: my friends to try to preempt my savage revenge. The

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Speaker 1: boy was crying in the back. She said she took

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Speaker 1: his TV privileges in vacation and that it would never

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Speaker 1: happen again. He was not expelled because I didn't get

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Speaker 1: to him. Oh we're even Facebook friends now. Oh I'm

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Speaker 1: mellowed these days, but don't mess with thirteen year old me.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I would be scared more afraid of going up

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Speaker 2: against her or like like a thirteen year old girl

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Speaker 2: that's like on on the revenge path than then like rock.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you dude, I literally thought the rock too mind sync. Wow.

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Speaker 1: I feel like, like, all right, could you take the

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Speaker 1: rock if he was tied his feet and hands were tied,

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Speaker 1: If his feet and hands were tied, both his feet

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Speaker 1: and hands are tied, and you have to try to

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Speaker 1: murder the rock. Okay.

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Speaker 2: So so there's two things here, right, you know, on

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Speaker 2: the pros list, he he's incapacitated largely, right, largely largely.

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Speaker 2: On the other hand, I'm a bitch, so we end up.

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Speaker 2: I feel like he would just like like put the

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Speaker 2: rope around my neck and just choke me out or something. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he'd probably do like or just like sit on the

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Speaker 2: ground and just like kick me or something.

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Speaker 1: I just it's kind of like trying to fight like

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Speaker 1: an elephant seal. You know, I'm still like an elephant

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Speaker 1: seal is basically the rock tied up hands and feet

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Speaker 2: Feel way more comfortable with an elephants seal because really

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Speaker 2: because they feel like I'm on the land, like I'm

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Speaker 2: I have the home deal advantage.

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Speaker 1: They're actually like somewhat fast on land.

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Speaker 2: But I feel like I could, like like I could

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Speaker 2: just like like if I'm juking him the rock could

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Speaker 2: maybe like just get on his back, swivel around and

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Speaker 2: just kick my feet out, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like potentially whereas a walrus, what was it a wallar seal?

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Speaker 1: Elephant seal? Elephant seal? Yeah, I feel like, what is

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Speaker 1: that like a seal of a trunk or something you

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Speaker 1: think you could Yeah, it has a little trunk. Have

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Speaker 1: you not seen an elephant seal before? I mean, is it?

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Speaker 1: Is it like vicious? It's it's vicious and like six

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Speaker 1: hundred pounds. Oh god, let me let me see it before.

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Speaker 1: Look look up at a video of an elephant seal

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Speaker 1: though video, let's see it and pull this up real quick.

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Speaker 2: Elephant seals life in the freezer. Oh look at this

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Speaker 2: fat bitch. I could take this guy any day. It

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Speaker 2: looks like a manatee. Oh dude, I would just punch

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Speaker 2: this thing. And it's fat nose and it would be done.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's fat yo, But look at them, look

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Speaker 1: at elephant seal fighting guys.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do a special what can John kill? An

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Speaker 2: arena special event where I am literally John Russell's and

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Speaker 2: elephant seal literally like it's just random things and I'm

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Speaker 2: just blindfolded thrown into an arena and then unblindfolded, and

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Speaker 2: I have to I have to win.

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Speaker 1: Do you legitimately think you could kill an elephant seal?

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Speaker 1: I mean, hands bare hands? Probably know could? I could?

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Speaker 2: I evade death absolutely absolutely with tools I could?

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Speaker 1: I could. I think I would win.

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Speaker 2: Just flapping their noses at each other. Oh come on,

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Speaker 2: this is this. See they can't turn around that so

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Speaker 2: I would go back.

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Speaker 1: And I love I love this background sound effects for

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Speaker 1: the listeners. There's another one coming up. Hold on, Hold on,

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Speaker 1: Northern Elephant Seals, Elephant Seals. Now you see a shirtless

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Speaker 1: man approaching with a podcast, Mike, it's beyond fried elephant.

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Speaker 1: I think it's just coming up every elephant CeAl trying

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Speaker 1: to show his dominance.

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Speaker 2: I think what we should actually do is basically create

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Speaker 2: a series where we go into nature, like like Planet

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Speaker 2: Earth or whatever, except we narrate. I'm like, look at

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Speaker 2: this little bitch, Like this thing thinks it's hot stuff.

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Speaker 1: This little bitch it thinks it can take me, but

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Speaker 1: it is sorely mistaken.

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Speaker 2: It's literally got a corn dog for a nose. Like

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Speaker 2: I feel like if I kick it in the nose,

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Speaker 2: it'll just be completely capacitated.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, bro, the corn dog nose has like a.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't even have fangs like a wall or seal

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Speaker 2: has big Oh fred I saw no fangs. I saw

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Speaker 2: fat pieces of are just just slapping their noses at

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Speaker 2: each other.

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Speaker 1: And their noses aren't even that long anyway, long or

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Speaker 1: short nose. We would love to hear from what is

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Speaker 1: below that nose, our mouth, and I want you to

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Speaker 2: That's right, Spit them from your mouth holes right into

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Speaker 1: We'll read them, send them them