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Speaker 1: I'm suspicious of my husband and his female coworker.

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Speaker 2: Should I be worried? Yes, if you're working with any

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Speaker 2: one of the opposite sex, oh, it's over done. They're cheating.

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Speaker 2: Done though.

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Speaker 1: If your man is working with someone with a weenie,

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Speaker 1: you're in the kleanie. If she has a kucci, you

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Speaker 1: got a scucci out of town.

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Speaker 2: Out of that.

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Speaker 1: Relationships, it's gonna all fail, congratulates.

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Speaker 2: Also quick stat couples that have a business together only

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Speaker 2: have a six percent rate of divorce. Really okay, at

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Speaker 2: least according to my girlfriend. Wow, she pitched me on

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Speaker 2: a business.

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Speaker 1: Oh, they're so successful in so many categories. All right, So, I,

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Speaker 1: twenty five female, found out that my husband, twenty nine male,

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Speaker 1: has a female coworker.

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Speaker 2: Oh twenty six females? Oh my goodness, not a younger woman.

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Speaker 2: Younger woman, I mean an older women than her. How

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Speaker 2: old is this op? Twenty five? Oh? One year older?

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Speaker 1: And I found out that he's worked with her for

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Speaker 1: months when our mutual friend brought it up while at

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Speaker 1: our house.

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Speaker 2: How dare you work with another woman? Excuse me? I

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Speaker 2: bet you sniff her air too, disgusting. I bet you

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Speaker 2: wait for her to fart and then just let it

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Speaker 2: wash over you like a elegant perfume. Oh god, oh

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Speaker 2: do beans.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think much of it at the time, just

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Speaker 1: surprised that he never brought it up.

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Speaker 2: Not being suspicious immediately, that's right. Come on, ladies, if

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Speaker 2: you see him working with another woman, start digging. Sam

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Speaker 2: is really doubling down on this point here.

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Speaker 1: Start Later that evening I asked about her, and he

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Speaker 1: was very vague and said, all the girls who worried

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Speaker 1: there are lesbians, so so threesome.

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Speaker 2: It's just like me with one of the boys. I said,

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Speaker 2: that's not what I was asking, and it was just

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Speaker 2: curious why he never brought her up. Babe, they're lesbians.

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Speaker 2: I swear, you know, tell me about Carol. She's a lesbian.

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Speaker 2: Swear I'll put my hand on the Bible. I swear.

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Speaker 2: Not suspicious, not suspicious at all, exactly rational. He said,

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Speaker 2: it never came up.

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Speaker 1: So I asked to see her and went to my

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Speaker 1: Facebook to look her up. When he sat up and said, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'll look her up. I'll look her up. This is

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Speaker 1: so suspicious, which I didn't pay attention to at the time,

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Speaker 1: but it's important to note for the rest of the story.

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Speaker 1: I guess I looked at her profile and saw that

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Speaker 1: she was in a relationship with a man, so not

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Speaker 1: a lesbian.

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Speaker 2: Huh, how odd?

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Speaker 1: And he then proceeded to tell me that she recently

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Speaker 1: got divorced and has two kids, et cetera.

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Speaker 2: How do you know so much about her? Huh? Maybe

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Speaker 2: you know about her two kids because you were skin

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Speaker 2: in her house. Uh oh, mommy, what are you doing

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Speaker 2: with your business partner?

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Speaker 1: I said, So you knew that she wasn't a lesbian.

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Speaker 1: Why would you say that? Also, while looking at her

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Speaker 1: profile and speaking with him, he started to breathe, where's.

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Speaker 2: Nothing those in the closet has a husband of two.

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Speaker 1: Kids, you know, like he had just run a marathon.

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Speaker 2: But we were just sitting on the couch.

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Speaker 1: I asked if he was okay, because he seems really

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Speaker 2: Yo, this is the blows cringe freaking suspicious behavior ever.

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Speaker 2: Pretty bad, pretty bad? He said, I do not have

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Speaker 2: a poker face. Don't take this dude to Vegas, not

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Speaker 2: at all, not at all unless he's there for the hookers,

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Speaker 2: because he's a good cheater. I guess, he said.

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Speaker 1: I was frustrating him, but he's never acted like that

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Speaker 1: before when he was frustrated.

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Speaker 2: You're frustrating me stoppingposing me for cheating. Oh God, so

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Speaker 2: stressful there, Let me cheat in peace. God.

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Speaker 1: He also told me about how they spoke of me,

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Speaker 1: and she even asked her boyfriend about me. He's someone

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Speaker 1: I went to school with, but she just never came

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Speaker 1: up when he was speaking with me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're talking about her. It's like, hey, so, like,

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Speaker 2: is your wife gonna be home? Yeah? Yeah, Like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: now she'll be gone the great I probably talking about

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Speaker 2: you talk. Yeah, I didn't want to come up that

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Speaker 2: you are. Yeah, when you'll be about if you're suspicious.

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Speaker 1: Of if you've planted cameras in our bedroom. So many

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Speaker 1: topics of conversation about you. It's it's really swhere we

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Speaker 1: A few days later, I still felt like he was

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Speaker 1: hiding something, So after a little digging, I found out

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Speaker 1: that they were Facebook friends at one point.

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Speaker 2: Facebook friends with benefits. Huh, dude, you can never trust them. Literally,

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Speaker 2: don't trust your partner ever. Yeah, that's the end of

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Speaker 2: the day. Never trust your partner. Causing issues with relationship

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Speaker 2: since nineteen ninety seven. Yeah, that's what that's what people

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Speaker 2: come to the show for. How do I ruin my relationship? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you'll be thanking us when you find out for real exactly.

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Speaker 2: There's actually a really easy way to check if your

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Speaker 2: partner is cheating. Oh yeah, break up with them. What

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Speaker 2: I's prosendn see if they hook up with someone in

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Speaker 2: the next two months. Can you write a book? Yeah? Please,

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Speaker 2: You're welcome. You're welcome. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I found out there were Facebook friends, and that's when

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Speaker 1: he finally confessed to her sending him a Facebook request

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Speaker 1: oh huh, to which he accepted but deleted her right

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Speaker 1: before showing me her profile.

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Speaker 2: That is super suspicious, Like who cares about them being

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Speaker 2: Facebook friends? But the fact that he deleted it before

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Speaker 2: he showed her super suspicious. Babe, Just don't even worry

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Speaker 2: about it. It's even fine. There's nothing to be suspicious. Sure,

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Speaker 2: you're just frustrating me. You're I'm just fostered. He said

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Speaker 2: that was why he was acting funny. Oh yeah, that's why.

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Speaker 1: But it was days of me asking him to just

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Speaker 1: be honest and feeling like he was hiding something before

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Speaker 1: I finally took it into my own hands.

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Speaker 2: Oh, what does hope you're doing here we go.

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Speaker 1: I even sat him down and said, I know you're

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Speaker 1: hiding something. Please just be honest with me, and he said,

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Speaker 1: there's nothing, babe, I'm not hiding.

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Speaker 2: No. Yo, I feel like he's hid exact thing. I'm

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Speaker 2: no sure a lock, but I'm no sure lock. But

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Speaker 2: this guy, those seem so trustworthy. So as you can see,

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Speaker 2: my trust was broken.

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Speaker 1: I'm having a really hard time forgiving him and forgetting

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Speaker 1: about it.

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Speaker 2: She doesn't know anything for sure.

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Speaker 1: She is basically suspicious about the behavior while talking about it,

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Speaker 1: I think I think that's where kind of everything, which, to.

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Speaker 2: Be fair, yeah, suspiciously. It's really weird.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was acting like a cheating husband. He said

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Speaker 1: he deleted her because he knew it would upset me.

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Speaker 1: I asked why he would accept it in the first

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Speaker 2: Me, and he just said, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I know statistically, men are more likely to cheat when

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Speaker 1: women are postpartum. I did not know that either if

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Speaker 1: there's a life change and or financial issues, and we

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Speaker 1: currently have the trifecta right now. Yah, man doesn't sound

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Speaker 1: too fun.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Usually like and I feel like whenever you

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Speaker 2: have a new kid. That kind of like encompasses all

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Speaker 2: three big change, postpartum and financial because you're happing. So yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: So in conclusion, if you want to keep your relationship,

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Speaker 2: don't have.

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Speaker 1: Kids, same donor at it again.

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Speaker 2: There we go. Let me write a book. Let me

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Speaker 2: write a book. How to ruin your relationship the right way,

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Speaker 2: the sexy way, how to be missed wrong.

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Speaker 1: I just can't seem to get it out of my

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Speaker 1: head that there's something going on that he's not telling me.

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Speaker 2: His main argument is when would I have time to

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Speaker 2: cheat on you, babe? I don't know when would you?

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Speaker 2: That's at work, the women you work with.

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Speaker 1: Maybe those eight hours a day, five days a week,

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Speaker 1: you're outside of the house.

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Speaker 2: That's quickie and next to the copy machine. Sure make

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Speaker 2: it more than just copies. Yeah, now you have these

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Speaker 2: all gender bathrooms, perfect for freking in low key discovery

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Speaker 2: New Discovery. True.

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Speaker 1: Although I feel like the people, the type of person

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Speaker 2: I think it makes it easier. I think it makes

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Speaker 2: it easier. That's true. You just can like go in

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Speaker 1: The real reason, sam is pro all gender bathrooms. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: I say for more in the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: I don't care who you're for what you're sucking, but

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Speaker 2: as long as you're in the all gender bathrooms, you

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Speaker 2: have my seal of approval. Also in Samuel Donner's dating books, yeayeah,

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Speaker 2: please buy it One's Body out of Town. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He's also made a few comments lately about my postpartum

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Speaker 1: body that he says are jokes or.

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Speaker 2: Didn't mean it that way. Babe. Yeah, I'm just saying

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Speaker 2: you look fast. I'm just saying you look like a

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Speaker 2: disgusting whale. Baby. It's like a hilarious joke. I just

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Speaker 2: wish you looked more like Whitney from work. Yeah, like

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Speaker 2: me and the boys have been saying that. They've been

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Speaker 2: like backing me up. Yeah, they're like, dude, you should

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Speaker 2: just leave your wife Whitney. Yeah, oh my god, what

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Speaker 2: a babe. Not that I'm like hooking up with or anything.

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Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, no, that's just what they're saying.

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Speaker 1: But all of that would be a post in and

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Speaker 1: of itself any advice. I keep asking him if there's more,

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Speaker 1: but I don't believe him when he says no, because

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Speaker 1: that's what I said the first time. Also to note,

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Speaker 1: she recently broke up with her boyfriend and when I

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Speaker 2: Dude. This guy is the most suss dude on the planet.

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Speaker 2: He is just really bad at lying.

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Speaker 1: I said, why are you smiling like that and he

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Speaker 1: said it's because I give him a hard time and

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Speaker 1: it's funny. Wowser's well, ladies and gentlemen, is the boyfriend cheating.

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Speaker 2: Because if he is, I mean, like, regardless of whether

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Speaker 2: the whole postpartum body thing, no, whole lying about the

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Speaker 2: Facebook stuff, Like like, even if he's not cheating, he

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Speaker 2: is acting super suspicious. Yeah, definitely hiding something and just

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Speaker 2: general ass holiness. Definitely. So my thought is, I don't

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Speaker 2: or or married to him married my husband husband. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't know why you're married to this guy in

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Speaker 2: the first place. It sounds like a kind of d bag.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of a lot of dudes in the sea,

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Speaker 2: a lot of seamen in the seashore, So like I

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Speaker 2: would I feel like there's got to.

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Speaker 1: Be someone better than this. I can see why. It's

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Speaker 1: maybe she's just now like real starting to Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: like you want to have the baby. You're like, holy,

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Speaker 1: oh man, that is that is so tough, that's so sad.

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Speaker 1: I feel free eu OPI I really do.

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Speaker 2: I think he's definitely hiding something. I don't know necessarily

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Speaker 2: if he's cheating, but yeah, both signs point towards something.

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Speaker 1: It could also to be Devil's advocate. It could also

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Speaker 1: be the case of, like, you know, we hear the

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Speaker 1: one side of the story, and it's like she might

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Speaker 1: be embellishing certain things because maybe from if what we

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Speaker 1: read is almost exactly how it happened, then it seems

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Speaker 1: super fishy.

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Speaker 2: Superfishiest thing is the whole Facebook friend request stuff. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's that's like some semi dammit.

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Speaker 1: Also, my favorite thing is asking are you cheating on me?

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Speaker 1: And he's like, babe, when would I even have the time,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm at work all the time.

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Speaker 2: I'm literally working from like eight a m. To ten pm.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy. It's crazy I have to work such late

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Speaker 2: nights with Whitney. You would hope he'd be like, oh, no,

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Speaker 2: I love you. Why it's like, no, I love you,

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Speaker 2: It's just I don't have time to If I had time,

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Speaker 2: if I went cheats, you know, I swear, I baby,

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Speaker 2: I'm about to buy the four hour work week. I

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Speaker 2: am literally going to be I'm going to be running

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Speaker 2: through bro freaking seven wives, seven wives. Bro, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna pick up as my goodness gracious man is

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Speaker 2: going to become the Tim Farris of infidelity. Yes, well,

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Speaker 2: let us know what you think. Put it in the

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Speaker 2: comments below. We love you, we miss you, and we

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Speaker 2: want you to be our baby mamas and baby daddies

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Speaker 2: and title parents get mad because her child can't do

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Speaker 2: anything they want. Okay, op, why why why can't my

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Speaker 2: child do anything? Like, yeah, let me child do murder? Yeah, murder,

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Speaker 2: I want my child to murder you, stab you in

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Speaker 2: the calf, and that should and that should be okay.

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Speaker 1: Why is we why as we as society cannot accept that?

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Speaker 2: Why? Yeah, obviously I thought we were more progressive than that.

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Speaker 2: I thought, But I guess not. I guess not. That

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Speaker 2: was a joke, so sad joke. I want my children

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Speaker 2: to murder. Yeah, Sam's not joking. Okay, this just happened yesterday,

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Speaker 2: and it's a little short, but it's totally worth it,

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Speaker 2: all right, just like a toddler's a little short, totally

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Speaker 2: worth it sometimes. Yeah, and my penis a little short,

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Speaker 2: totally worth it. Blow your world, baby. So we went

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Speaker 2: to this small carnival with food stands and rides for

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Speaker 2: the smaller kids. My brother is ten and I'm fourteen.

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Speaker 2: This will be very important pretty soon. Okay. He wanted

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Speaker 2: to go on the bouncy house for whatever reason, so

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Speaker 2: we waited in line for a little and my brother

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Speaker 2: finally got in. However, entitled mother and entitle kid comes

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Speaker 2: along and title kid says, Mummy, I want to go in.

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Speaker 2: Keep in mind these are the ones that I have slides, ladders,

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Speaker 2: et cetera. Then the nice employee came along. He says

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Speaker 2: in a convoys, ma'am, only one kid can go on

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Speaker 2: at a time. She then says, angrily, shut the dog up.

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Speaker 2: My child can do whatever he wants. He's my little angel.

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Speaker 2: I was incredibly shocked, but since the employee is distracted.

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Speaker 2: The kid went inside with my brother. My brother completed

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Speaker 2: the course and got out, and the kid was almost

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Speaker 2: done too, but instead of sliding down the slide, she

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Speaker 2: slid down the ladder to slide down a ladder. Uh.

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Speaker 2: I do not know. Maybe a firepole style. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: like the latter had small bumps, kind of like speed bumps.

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Speaker 2: Because of this, the kid goes flying and hit the

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Speaker 2: four hard, but she was lucky that the bouncy house

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Speaker 2: cement and broke her pelvis probably. Oh my god. The

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Speaker 2: entitled mother screams ah, and the guy saying, my brother's

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Speaker 2: daughter is because of you. For uh, you'll be hearing

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Speaker 2: from my lawyer. But the employee said in a calm

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Speaker 2: voice once more, ma'am, you need to leave the park now.

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Speaker 2: She left and picked up her crying kid. I said

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Speaker 2: to him, I'm so sorry you had to experience that.

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Speaker 2: Please take this money, he said, while smiling. Thanks, man,

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Speaker 2: I really siate that, And then me and my brother

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Speaker 2: walked back to the car with my mom and went home.

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Speaker 2: I'm still wondering why people like that go in public

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Speaker 2: or even breed at all.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's insane, insane broka.

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Speaker 2: If you, if you let your children do whatever they want,

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Speaker 2: they should experience the consequences of that, like breaking their pelvis.

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Speaker 2: We should sue them. Yeah, let's sue them. Sue all

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Speaker 2: the entitled children. All the entitled children get up in

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Speaker 2: court class action lawsuit. Uh, and the class action is uh.

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Speaker 2: Soap they gotta you know that. You know the classic

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Speaker 2: you know, old old uh oh, clean their mouth, clean

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Speaker 2: their mouth with soap. Let's run let's run it back

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Speaker 2: ancient punishment, that's right,