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Speaker 1: Scott, are you ready for one?

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Speaker 2: Hit me?

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Speaker 3: Kurt naked man rescued from Duluth sewer, taken to hospital.

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Speaker 2: You should have taken up to the showers first. Oh,

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Speaker 2: certainly bananas.

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Speaker 4: I said, your world upstad would you?

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Speaker 5: It's my zillion pieces?

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Speaker 6: Would bananas? Baby ba banana ba baby banana banana.

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Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Bananas. The show all about

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Speaker 3: the strange, fascinaing and absurd.

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Speaker 1: I kind of do you hear?

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Speaker 3: I said, it's fascinating. Yeah, that's fine, it's four pm.

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Speaker 3: That's a fun like to mispronunciation. Fascinating.

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Speaker 1: You have two kids, bars, You've just man, I got

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Speaker 1: dad stuff going on.

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Speaker 7: You don't know my life.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm Scotti Landis. I'm actually up. You're gonna see

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Speaker 2: this on Instagram. This is probably this POD's gonna come

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Speaker 2: out about a week after I post it. But I

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Speaker 2: took a little road trip this week to go see

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Speaker 2: Exploding Whale Memorial Park in Florence, Oregon. I'm going tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: This is the picture to the podcast. I've been a

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Speaker 2: fan of the Exploding Whale story for over a decade,

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Speaker 2: and I said, you know what, it's hot in southern California.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to Oregon, so I got myself a little Airbnb.

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Speaker 2: I'm in the town of Yahts, which Kurt, have you

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Speaker 2: ever been to Yahats?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: But it sounds great, really good.

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Speaker 2: And I think when all this crap's over and we

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Speaker 2: It seems like a pretty dynamite town. And I did

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Speaker 2: see the funniest thing today driving and supporting those local businesses.

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Speaker 2: I was driving into Yahats and I saw a grown man,

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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, that is some small town business. It was

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Speaker 3: It doesn't belong on a leash, on a leash. I

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Speaker 3: Swiss Family Robinson, the original one. I think Kurt Russell's

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Speaker 3: in it, where the family just all rides animals. There's

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Speaker 2: A monkey on a dog. It's just pure chaos. And

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Speaker 2: you know back then there were like know Peda rules

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Speaker 2: it's it's incredible, but yes, exploding whale Memorial Park tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Scottie that you know what that's uh,

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Speaker 3: that's an exciting life. Do you want to hear about

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Speaker 3: my life right now? My my doctor told me that

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Speaker 3: I drink too much water and that if I continue

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Speaker 1: Will I will suffer some sort of horrible thing.

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Speaker 5: To me.

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Speaker 3: This is he's been telling me for a year that

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Speaker 3: I know everyone in the world doesn't drink enough water.

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Speaker 2: No, I disagree.

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Speaker 1: I think way too much water.

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Speaker 2: And then I also heard that people drink so much

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Speaker 2: Is is that what happening to you?

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Speaker 1: That is what's happening to me. I'm low on everything

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Speaker 3: And so finally he just got like serious with me,

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Speaker 3: I just say, look, I started smoking when I was ten.

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Speaker 3: So here's the deal. Okay, I have to now drink

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Speaker 1: Now, my day is that after.

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Speaker 3: I do something that I did, like a good job

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a that's that's right.

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Speaker 1: My life is right now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's right. When they say what would you tell

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Speaker 2: water as he's saying this, I'm watching him on video

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Speaker 2: drinking a celebratory cyst.

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Speaker 3: I guess this is one of my six glasses. I

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Speaker 3: filled up one glass, knowing full well that I will

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Speaker 3: because I'm drinking this glass of water. Now, I will

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, I'm see this is why this is why

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Speaker 2: you and I are such a good unit. Because I

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Speaker 2: Every time I'm out with you guys, like at a

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Speaker 2: do this more often. Oh boy, so we'll meet. I'll

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Speaker 2: give you some of my blood. My blood is thick.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's like a crude oil. It's so nutrient powder. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I feel like in Jahat's organ. I'm just absorbing this

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Speaker 2: ocean spray that's coming my way. Do you want to

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Speaker 2: get into our guest? Maybe we should bring our guests.

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Speaker 1: So badly want to bring our guests on?

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Speaker 2: Well, we both know hend Bag Daddy, our guest equal league.

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Speaker 2: Let's give her a little Let's give her a little

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Speaker 2: roll in. What do you have to say about hand.

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Speaker 3: Hen Bag Daddy is a not only a television producer

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Speaker 3: and a fine human being, but but has brought you

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Speaker 3: some of possibly your favorite TV shows.

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Speaker 1: Yes, voting Marie Condo.

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Speaker 2: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, hand Bag Daddy, Hi, hand how

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Speaker 2: are you?

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Speaker 8: Hi?

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Speaker 5: Guys, I'm great, How are you?

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming on the show. Hand Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's my pleasure. So how's it going? You are you're in.

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Speaker 3: You've been in the house with a newborn baby since

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Speaker 3: the world ended, haven't you.

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Speaker 5: Uh, yeah, it's been.

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Speaker 8: It's been really having deciding to have a kid, and

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Speaker 8: then the world ends, and then perfew it's been great, great.

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Speaker 1: I know, I get it. I get it. God crazy.

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Speaker 2: That must be terrible right now.

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Speaker 1: But we're here to take your mind off it for

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Speaker 1: the next hour. All right, Yeah, I can't. Right, you

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Speaker 8: True?

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Speaker 3: Specifically, naked man rescued from Duluth sewer taken to hospital.

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Speaker 3: I was loathed to do this one only because there

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Speaker 3: I'm quoting here from kb JR six Kurk Brown Alert

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Speaker 3: Juice dot com, your weather authority, and this is written,

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Speaker 2: Oh god, that's such a hard thing. Like you're flirting

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Speaker 3: You know, I didn't think that this this this, the

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Speaker 3: Honestly, there's a lot of stories like that in the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so cool. Yeah, did you guys have and

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Speaker 2: where did you go to middle school? Where were you

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Speaker 5: I was in Cairo, Egypt.

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Speaker 8: It was intense, but we used to our our animals

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Is it still Is it still that dirty?

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Speaker 2: Give it to us?

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Speaker 2: Feel about it exactly? She loved it.

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Speaker 2: You're an artist, You're you're an honest You're an artist

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Speaker 2: and this was sent to us by Christy Klassen. Who

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Speaker 2: goes to Kansas State University. Go Wildcats. Here's the headline.

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Speaker 2: Get involved Internet helped change the name of Dripping Springs,

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Speaker 2: actually a spring that just drips. It's named after this

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Speaker 2: we know this is kind of offensive. This is what

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Speaker 2: And they think Dripping Springs is a lame name, which

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Speaker 2: wanted to honor doctor Pound, who treated Native Americans. There's

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Speaker 2: TV host and Cereal philanderer Jesse James. Sure, I mean,

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Speaker 2: why wouldn't Jesse James support Poundtown? It's so good. All

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Speaker 2: but they're making maiden Poundtown onesies. There's other merch you

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, we got to be like Poundtown.

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Speaker 9: This is my question, is that the person who's trying

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Like, has he ever

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I think these are young guys.

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Speaker 2: And you know, it's funny because like, I grew up

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Speaker 1: No, I don't want to reveal your age, but yeah.

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Speaker 2: Never helped me.

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Speaker 1: You possibly could be.

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Speaker 8: It's the worst because it was like going from I

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Speaker 5: And then we moved to I.

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Speaker 5: New Jersey.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, baby, and I was like one.

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Speaker 5: Of three non white people. It was awful.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, there was like right next to Short Hills and

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Speaker 1: Middle school sucks enough as it is, yes, to then

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Speaker 2: Boy, really throw her into the fire. But that's why

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Speaker 2: I went down to Mississippi. God, this was like fifteen

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Speaker 2: And I was living in Brooklyn at the town time.

442
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 2: I didn't want to come down there some like some

443
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:11,360
Speaker 2: Yankee and just I don't know, be be hated instantly. Yeah,

444
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,159
Speaker 2: so you know, I get out of their their family car, I.

445
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 1: Show you put out cowboy hat on.

446
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:22,399
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Kurt, don't go. Don't go to Chunky

447
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 2: R Hickory. And so I get out and I'm like,

448
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna keep a low profile. I'm gonna say hi,

449
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be polite. I'm gonna grab, you know, a

450
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,400
Speaker 2: drink and just go with the flow, which is sort

451
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,880
Speaker 2: of what I always try to do. So I get out.

452
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 2: As soon as I get out, there is a guy

453
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 2: with like that weird curled cowboy hat, like when the

454
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 2: side draw curled up, sort of like sexual cowboy.

455
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,639
Speaker 10: I did not know that was a Mississippi thing. I

456
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 10: thought that was a Texicans No, and he he was

457
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,639
Speaker 10: like a regular I don't know he was older than us.

458
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 10: But he had a blue T shirt cut off sleeves

459
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 10: that had Miller Lite logo on it. And he points

460
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,119
Speaker 10: at me instantly because he doesn't know what me.

461
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 2: He goes, hey, who are you? And I go, hey, man,

462
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 2: I'm Scottie. Nice to meet you. He goes, he like

463
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:05,400
Speaker 2: Miller Lite. I go, yeah, I love Miller lt you know, yes,

464
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,360
Speaker 2: don't kill me, and so he goes, come over here.

465
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 2: So we go to the back of his truck and

466
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 2: in the back of his pickup he had this giant

467
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 2: cooler that was full of no exaggeration, three hundred and

468
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 2: fifty ice down Miller lights. And he grabs me on,

469
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,159
Speaker 2: pops it, open hands it to me, cheers me, drinks it.

470
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,680
Speaker 2: He goes, do you love Miller Lit? And I'm like, yeah,

471
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 2: I guess, so he goes, not as much as I do.

472
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 2: And then he pulls up his shirt and on his

473
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 2: chest is a Miller Lit tattoo the label of a

474
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 2: Miller Light now and not the cool I swear to God,

475
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 2: and not the cool light lte the like swirly two thousands.

476
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 2: It almost looked like a shitty comic book character. But

477
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 2: he had a tattoo of Miller Light on his chest,

478
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 2: and that like my girlfriend and her family had like

479
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 2: walked away, and I'm just stuck there standing with the guy,

480
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 2: just talking about how much we love Miller Lt. I'm

481
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,479
Speaker 2: like panicking. I'm like, who drives the Miller Lite Nascar?

482
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 2: I'm like, I know this is gonna come up. But

483
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,560
Speaker 2: then you know, somebody else showed up. And he pointed

484
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 2: at him and said, do you like.

485
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 3: That's amazing to define yourself. I always wonder about that

486
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 3: of defining yourself around like the like of a of

487
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,439
Speaker 3: a a product that has been has created and has

488
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,400
Speaker 3: lived for a very long time before you sure, I've

489
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 3: never kind of understood that identity.

490
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 2: No, people really do. I mean, Cadillac has that. You

491
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 2: see people with Cadillac tattoos and people only like Cadillacs.

492
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 2: Cadillac still has some weird handle on a certain demographic. Yeah,

493
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 2: it's like.

494
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 5: It's like there, you know, it's it's a static symbol.

495
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 5: It's like the cool sure.

496
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 8: Episode when he brought his parents a Cadillac and it

497
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,680
Speaker 8: like turned everything upside down.

498
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 2: That's right, that's right.

499
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 8: Because it was like now that he's like showing off,

500
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 8: how Richie is like, it's like it's really a status symbol.

501
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:56,120
Speaker 2: That's right.

502
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 3: I would say Cadillac one more time, but I'll believe you, guys.

503
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,160
Speaker 1: I'll believe you guys.

504
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 2: We gotta.

505
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 3: We gotta take a break for some stories. But you

506
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 3: guys want to hear what we're gonna get into when

507
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 3: we get back.

508
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, give us a cliffhanging teaser. I want to be

509
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 2: sitting on the edge of my stool.

510
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 3: Potsdam again, pushing for removal of man's toilet gardens.

511
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 2: Right at the guys, We're back all right here. It

512
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 2: is toilet car back with.

513
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 3: Our fantastic guest, hen bag Daddy. Potsdam again, pushing for

514
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,919
Speaker 3: removal of man's toilet gardens. This is an awesome story.

515
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 3: I got deep into this. Potsdam is in Potsdam, New York.

516
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 3: I think a Sunni school is there. Sure, So there's

517
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 3: this guy Frederick quote unquote hank Robar Senior. I love

518
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 3: it when you're like nickname is just another name that

519
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 3: has nothing to do with your name. I love that

520
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 3: where it's always like Timmy too. Brian Johnson, Frederick hank

521
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 3: Robar Senior. Was he called a meeting because essentially the

522
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 3: village Okay, So in two thousand and four he wanted

523
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 3: to sell up. He owns a lot of land in Potsdam, sure,

524
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 3: and he wanted to sell He wanted his own change

525
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 3: on one of his properties so he could sell it

526
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 3: to a guy who wanted to build a dunkin Donuts there.

527
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 3: The village confused his request and so instead, as a protest,

528
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 3: he he he created this toilet garden. And now the

529
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 3: toilet garden is actually, in my opinion, looks pretty awesome.

530
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 3: It's a dozen of toilets buried that's enough in the ground,

531
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 3: with then posts behind them with like heads on the posts,

532
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 3: like squiggly monster heads on the posts, and.

533
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: Then inside the toilet seat and the toilet.

534
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 3: Tank are hundreds and hundreds of bouquets of plastic flowers,

535
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 3: and it looks crazy and pretty cool. And so then

536
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 3: the town of Potsdam, this guy is just waging a

537
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 3: war against the town of Potsdam because they refuse to

538
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 3: do this one thing for him.

539
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 1: So they issued him a ticket for code violation.

540
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 3: And mister Robar was like, this might my toilet gardens

541
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 3: are art and it's my First Amendment right to have them.

542
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 3: And then the case was dismissed because the code enforcer

543
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 3: officer John F. Hill, failed to bring documents to the court,

544
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 3: which seems to be process is the basic thing you

545
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 3: would do if you're going into court. So then two

546
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 3: thousand and eight that goes away. Twenty ten, the village

547
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 3: tried again, but then the presiding judge resigned amid cocaine

548
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 3: use allegations.

549
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 2: And the case was a town, Potsdam, What a town.

550
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: It just keeps getting deeper, and the village descided not

551
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: to pursue it.

552
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 3: Now what has happened in twenty eighteen is they wrote

553
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 3: the whole this village hates this guy so much so

554
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 3: now he has like eight properties in town. Now all

555
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 3: of them have toilet gardens on them and wrote and

556
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 3: the village hates it. And so they wrote a junk

557
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 3: storage law specifically for him and included toilets in the

558
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 3: language of a law and then passed that call and

559
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 3: then said you were in violation of this law that

560
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 3: we just kind of created.

561
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 1: And he has this lawyer.

562
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 3: He is like a very fancy pants lawyer who's essentially,

563
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 3: you know, saying, like you're writing laws to like just

564
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 3: to fuck my client over. And they're saying that doctors

565
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 3: the reasoning is is that doctors don't want to move

566
00:29:55,600 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 3: to Potsdam because doctor problem because.

567
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:02,479
Speaker 1: Of toilet gardens.

568
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 7: And I mean that, yeah, there is a like what

569
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 7: they're using is they're using.

570
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 3: Like legally, they're using this kind of trend that's happening

571
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 3: in the United States where like rural communities don't have

572
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 3: access to good doctors because doctors don't want to live

573
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 3: in a rural community. They would prefer to live, okay

574
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 3: where things are happening.

575
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 4: Uh.

576
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 3: And so they're saying, the reason we have we don't

577
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 3: have a good doctor at our hospital is because of

578
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 3: the fact that there's these toilet gardens everywhere and.

579
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: With doctors see them. They say, pee you, I don't

580
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: want to live here.

581
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 2: Uh, which they're like, we have four hundred proctologists and

582
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 2: no ear nose and throat doctors. It's a problem because

583
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 2: we have some ear nose and throat issues, but our

584
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 2: butts are clean.

585
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 3: This is whenever I imagine, because you know, you always imagine,

586
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 3: like you have in your mind that whole idea of

587
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 3: like I'm going to get out of the big city

588
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 3: and I'm going to live in a small town, and

589
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 3: then you no, no, hend does shake your head.

590
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 8: She's never living so terrified living in a small town

591
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 8: in America.

592
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're right. I think, yeah, I get that.

593
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 2: I get that, And you'd have to be Hannah Bridgewater

594
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 2: and they'd still be like, what kind of bridge? And

595
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 2: how dark is that water? It's very light mis a

596
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 2: milk bridge.

597
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 3: But also then I see things stuff like this, and

598
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, when you know everyone in town, everyone

599
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 3: is up into your ship at all times?

600
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, rough, so toilet?

601
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 8: Wait, what hand do you remember the house of David

602
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 8: in l A. The Hancock had David statues in the front.

603
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 2: Tell me more where the.

604
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 8: Guy It's like right on like third Street. I don't

605
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 8: know anyway, Hancock Kark and guy had put up a

606
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 8: statue of David, and the neighborhood like was like, this

607
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 8: is ruining our property value.

608
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 2: Oh God.

609
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 8: So he just kept adding ones every year and then

610
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 8: his whole house was just like there was like twenty

611
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 8: statues of David in the lawn and the whole neighborhood

612
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 8: council was like trying to get him to like suit

613
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 8: him to bring it down, and he wouldn't do it,

614
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 8: and it was like a very offensive house in.

615
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: La Oh man, I love that so much.

616
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 3: Also, it's so funny, like one of the greatest pieces

617
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 3: of art of Western civilization is the David and they're

618
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 3: just like, uh uh, it's got a ding dong, get

619
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 3: it down, yeah.

620
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 2: Break it, break that ding dong off or pull that down. Also,

621
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 2: the guy was like, that's like influencer bait. He was

622
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 2: like a time ahead of his time. Really, like nowadays,

623
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 2: everybody would take a photo in that guy's front yard

624
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 2: and it would be like pinned and people would be like, Okay,

625
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,719
Speaker 2: it'd be an Instagram tourist trap right now.

626
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 6: Yeah.

627
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 3: I love I love public art, whether it's despite some people.

628
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 3: Because you couldn't put up a dunkin Donuts or if

629
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 3: it's for real public art, I prefer real public yeah,

630
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 3: instead of dunk.

631
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 2: I had a neighbors that were I had this guy

632
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 2: and he was he was a scoundrel. I doubt he's

633
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 2: still alive. But he got pigs. He I lived in

634
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 2: the suburbs, but the suburbs on we were very close

635
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 2: to a rural part of Maryland. And he got a

636
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 2: couple of pigs. I don't know if he was going

637
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 2: to butcher him. I don't know what he was going

638
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 2: to do or just raise him. But our older neighbors

639
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 2: across the street hated it and called the cops on him,

640
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 2: and we everybody it was people at big yards.

641
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: Were like, why did they hate the pigs so much?

642
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 2: The same reason they thought it like was trashy and

643
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 2: they were it was going to bring down property values.

644
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 2: And nobody else had any paths besides like dogs and cats, so,

645
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 2: which is actually not true. Somebody had horses somewhere in

646
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 2: that areas, like he relatively clean. They're like as clean

647
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,959
Speaker 2: as a dog, I understand, and keep kicking inside the house. Right. Also,

648
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 2: we loved it, and the guy had like three acres

649
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 2: or whatever, so it's like leave him alone. But so

650
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 2: this guy, this guy's name was pat Uh. I don't

651
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 2: remember anything else about him except what where his house was.

652
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 2: And they got these pigs. But his response to that

653
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 2: was he just painted on this giant pig shed where

654
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 2: like the pigs would go in tonight the neighbors' names,

655
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 2: which I think were Nolan Dolores, and he put it

656
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 2: in a big heart. He just butt a big heart

657
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 2: and he named the pigs Nolan Dolores and everybody else.

658
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 2: It was just like, oh, this is going to lead

659
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 2: to war. But I think ultimately got arrested or something,

660
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 2: but yeah, Nolan Dolores were our neighborhood pigs on way

661
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 2: would drive for years, and uh, it was a I

662
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 2: I'm not a you two are homeowners. I'm not a homeowner,

663
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 2: but the homeowners association shit, Like I remember my parents

664
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 2: had to like if you wanted to change the color

665
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 2: of your front door, you had to get it approved.

666
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 2: And for someone like me who likes banana shit and

667
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 2: like things to be very weird and colored, I was like,

668
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 2: oh it was It was like that moral It was

669
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 2: like that small town outrage where you're just like, I

670
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 2: don't belong here. If I can't paint my door periwinkle blue,

671
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 2: it has to be navy blue. I would flip my lid.

672
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 1: Mmmmmmmmm, it's got it.

673
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 2: Oh, I got a story. So this one. I can't

674
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:28,399
Speaker 2: say who sent this story because she is bananimal who

675
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 2: is a librarian, but she also is running for public office.

676
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 2: And she asked me to say, you saw, did you

677
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 2: have this one today or you just you.

678
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:38,840
Speaker 1: Know, No, I didn't have it.

679
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 3: I just remember, like librarian who's running for public office,

680
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 3: keeping it a low profile.

681
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 2: So big shout out to all librarians out there. I think, Yeah,

682
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 2: libraries are one of the last free public spaces, and

683
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 2: any if you talk to somebody that works in public library,

684
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 2: they have stories. There is there's a lot going on.

685
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,839
Speaker 1: I love libraries and I love librarians.

686
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 2: Give it up me too.

687
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:07,720
Speaker 3: People that I give it up for goes nurses, nurses,

688
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 3: then librarians, Yes, and I think it ends there.

689
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine, and I'll give it up for anybody else.

690
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 2: But I'll just name she's the Banana of the week

691
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 2: just because she she's running for office, and I hope

692
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 2: she wins. Here's the headline. Someone keeps stashing bottles of

693
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 2: a one steak sauce around in Ohio library. Okay, so

694
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 2: this is kind of a big story went viral earlier,

695
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 2: and there's actually a whole podcast dedicated to it, but

696
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 2: I grabbed a story that is the more updated version.

697
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 2: So this is in Avon Lake or Avon Lake, Ohio,

698
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 2: and I'm just going to read this article because it's

699
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,320
Speaker 2: quick and it's fascinating. The first one showed up last January.

700
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 2: A librarian found a clean, de labeled, empty bottle of

701
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 2: a one steaks on a bookshelf at Avon Lake Public Library.

702
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 2: The pattern continued for months. One empty, clean, a one

703
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 2: stake saus bottle would appear in the same way, with

704
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 2: no trace of the culprit found. Security footage was reviewed.

705
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 2: No luck, excuse me. Unbeknownst to the staff at the time.

706
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 2: The last one appeared last July, but by then the

707
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 2: staff had accumulated fifty five bottles a year later. I know.

708
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 2: A year later, the mystery remains unsolved. Who left the

709
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 2: bottles of a one sauce and why the questions aren't answered?

710
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 2: The bottle bandit remains at large. We may never know

711
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,439
Speaker 2: the reason behind this saucy mystery. Saucy mystery is cool.

712
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 2: That's a good name for a band, But a one

713
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 2: steak sauce bottles have stopped appearing. So Shay Altamont, great

714
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 2: name is the public relations and marketing coordinator of this restaurant. Yeah,

715
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 2: this restaurant. It's now a restaurant. You can now eat

716
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 2: a one while you read books of this library. Jay

717
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 2: said that through the escapade, the library staff retained a

718
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 2: sense of humor, as you should. Everyone had in general,

719
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 2: had a great time with it. Ultimont said staff had

720
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 2: people bragging, gave people bragging rates. Say, I remember the

721
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,240
Speaker 2: day I found a one steak bottle and mystery section.

722
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,879
Speaker 2: Some were disappointed. They never found one. One person found

723
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 2: like five or six. I mean, that's got to be huge.

724
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 2: So there is a podcast on the Dewey Decibel podcast,

725
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 2: which I'm guessing is a library related podcast that I

726
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:38,240
Speaker 2: will listen to. People Magazine and Huffington Post, Jimmy Kimmel,

727
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 2: they all covered the story. But yeah, so basically, and

728
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 2: I've read other articles about this, the bottles were completely cleaned.

729
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 2: At first, they thought it might be like a local

730
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 2: that was stashing alcohol in it, like pouring alcohol, and

731
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,360
Speaker 2: then hiding it and then having a little place to

732
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,359
Speaker 2: get a little sauced up, if you know what I mean.

733
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:59,879
Speaker 2: But it wasn't. They were completely rinsed out. You could

734
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 2: like lightly smell the aroma of a one. Also, I

735
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 2: love a one. I'll eat a one on anything. But

736
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,839
Speaker 2: it's it's good, right.

737
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 5: But wait, is this an unsolved mystery?

738
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 2: Because it is?

739
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 5: I'm mad now now I was. I was like waiting

740
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 5: for the nobody knows.

741
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,839
Speaker 2: Nobody knows the mystery is, so I got to give

742
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,319
Speaker 2: it up for old. Shoot, do I not have this writer?

743
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to look it up. It was on Routers,

744
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 2: but sorry, we both have well.

745
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 3: Were Routers in the past. It's Reuters, and I appreciate

746
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 3: that that person told us Reuters.

747
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,399
Speaker 2: Uh God, I love I'm reading Reuters four or five

748
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 2: times a day. At this point, this is the last sentence.

749
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 2: The mystery is well done, so we'll put a fork

750
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 2: in it and call it a day. The A one

751
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 2: sauce mystery is officially a cold condiment case, so.

752
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: That's getting some flavor in there.

753
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 2: It's Reuters or Ruders, but anyways, fifty five empty, clean

754
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 2: delabeled A one bottles hidden amongst the books security cameras reviewed. No,

755
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 2: no culprits.

756
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 3: I say it's an inside job, Okay, I like that theory.

757
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 3: I think it's a librarian getting some interest in the

758
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 3: library he had.

759
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 8: I one time worked on a show where a poor

760
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 8: young writer refused to try flaming hot funions, and there

761
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 8: was a thing of the like all the writers love

762
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 8: the funians.

763
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,800
Speaker 5: He just would not try it.

764
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 8: So another writer who shall remain nameless, but a friend

765
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:55,400
Speaker 8: of ours, would just hide one funion in this guy's world,

766
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 8: including like he tied one to a string to his

767
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 8: phone and then would call him and so you could

768
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 8: pick up and like a funny just went on long

769
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 8: until he had to like and he never tried the

770
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 8: funniest and it never ended, like the show ended before this,

771
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,320
Speaker 8: like tirade ended two of them, and he never had it.

772
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 8: But I suspect that it's some there's somebody that was

773
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 8: like trying to make a point about a Whens take saus.

774
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 5: You know what I mean?

775
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I mean Ohio, Ohio is coming up fast right,

776
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 2: like kurtin I've been doing this now for a few months.

777
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 2: We'd have been doing bananas and like Michigan Florida and

778
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 2: Ohio are really they are neck and neck for just

779
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 2: inexplicable weird things. I there and in another one not

780
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 2: in this article.

781
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 3: I think it's I think it's that those three states

782
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:53,720
Speaker 3: have very specific laws is to release arrest records constantly,

783
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 3: like make them public record.

784
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 1: I don't think that they're weirder than any other state.

785
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 3: I think it's just literally they're telling the world about

786
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 3: it because they believe in freedom.

787
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 2: It is so funny too. This is a great and

788
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 2: if it says somebody just doing it for the hell

789
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 2: of it, Like if it's just somebody that's like, you

790
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 2: know what, this is funny, hats off to you. If

791
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 2: for in any reason, in a miracle world you're listening

792
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 2: to this podcast, it is the best. Just throw some

793
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 2: absurdity into the world, Kurt and I have always that's

794
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 2: our whole thing. We just throw absurdity in the world.

795
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 2: These librarians are bored as hell. They're loving that they're

796
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 2: discovering these and you know, when they would get there

797
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 2: in the morning or leave at night, they're probably like

798
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 2: checking the books a little more, going through the periodicals,

799
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 2: scrolling through that micro fiche. This is the kind of thing.

800
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 2: I know.

801
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 3: This is the kind of thing Scotty and I absolutely

802
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 3: love because I used to, like I used to go

803
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 3: in and buy I would buy greeting cards at cvs,

804
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 3: take them home and then sign them with alternate endings,

805
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 3: and then take them back, sneak them back in the

806
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 3: store and then put them back on the shelves. So

807
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 3: then people would just like find them, you know, Like

808
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 3: I think one was like happy Birthday, You're two, and

809
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 3: then it opened up and it just said only one

810
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 3: more year until memories. Hundreds of them on my Instagram

811
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:22,399
Speaker 3: from way back. Are you guys ready for another story?

812
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 5: Yeah?

813
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 2: Oh heck you.

814
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 3: This is This is This is possibly controversial, but it

815
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 3: involves a lot of funny names and so I had to. Okay, parents,

816
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 3: This is from the Guardian. This is by Barbara Barbara

817
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 3: McMahon uh in Sydney. Parents lose custody of girl for

818
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 3: naming her Tallula does the Hula from Hawaii.

819
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:45,800
Speaker 2: Okay.

820
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 3: A nine year old girl whose parents named her Telula

821
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 3: does the Hula from Hawaii was put into court guardianship

822
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 3: in New Zealand so that her name could be changed.

823
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 3: A family court judge Rob Murfatt gave the order after

824
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 3: hearing that the child was embarrassed about her name and

825
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 3: had refused to reveal it to her friends. She told

826
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 3: people her name was Kay because she feared being mocked

827
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 3: and teased. The judge criticized parents who give their offspring

828
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 3: bizarre name, saying exposed children to ridicule among their peers.

829
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 3: The Court is profoundly concerned about the very poor judgment

830
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,399
Speaker 3: that this child's parents have shown in choosing this name,

831
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 3: and makes a fool the child and sets her up

832
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:27,760
Speaker 3: with a social disability and handicap unnecessarily. In his written ruling,

833
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 3: he said names such as Stallion, Yeah, Detroit, Fish and Chips,

834
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 3: Twisty Poy, Keenan, got Lucy, and sex Fruit were prohibited

835
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 3: by registration officials. Other names that were permitted, including twins

836
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 3: named Benson and Hedges.

837
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:54,359
Speaker 2: Oh Yes, a great cigarette, and Bartles and James. While

838
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 2: we're at it.

839
00:44:55,200 --> 00:45:01,760
Speaker 3: Other children called Midnight Chardonnay, numbers number sixteen, bus shelter,

840
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:09,320
Speaker 3: and the judge added tragically violence. Another metother tried to

841
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 3: use text language for her child's name. He said, this kid,

842
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:16,359
Speaker 3: this goes on and on and on, and I think

843
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 3: that when I come down on this I think you're

844
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:23,399
Speaker 3: allowed to name your kid whatever the fuck you want

845
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 3: as long as there's no abuse happening whatsoever.

846
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: And they gave a crazy name. I don't think that

847
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 1: this judge. I mean, like this, this.

848
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 3: Girl is now in court guardianship in New Zealand. So

849
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,320
Speaker 3: she's like if her parents are like derelict and everything

850
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 3: like that, that's another story. But if the only thing

851
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 3: is that they named her crazy name, like they can

852
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 3: go fuck off. Like you're allowed to name your kid

853
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 3: whatever you want. I think that's my opinion.

854
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 8: I don't know. I don't disagree with the freedom. But

855
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 8: at the same time, I'm naming your kid too.

856
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: What is it to Telula from the Tahlula?

857
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 9: Uh?

858
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 7: Tahlula?

859
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,320
Speaker 1: Does the hula from Hawaii?

860
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 8: I mean, come on, like, come on, that poor girl,

861
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 8: you know, but I feel like you have to sort

862
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 8: of tough it out and then when you're eighteen you

863
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 8: can change your name.

864
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 5: Like it's like, U, it's it's not foster care.

865
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I grant you that.

866
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

867
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,359
Speaker 3: I just I hope she's not in a foster home now.

868
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 3: I hope it was just like she was put into

869
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 3: court guardianship, changed her name, and then like you know,

870
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 3: went back. Unless her parents are drug addicts, then they

871
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 3: can go fuck themselves.

872
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 5: But yeah, for doing that to their kids.

873
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 1: Like they're they're totally dicks.

874
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a dick move.

875
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 1: I just worries.

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Speaker 3: I just worry that it can be used for nefarious purposes,

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Speaker 3: do you know what I mean, Like telling people that

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Speaker 3: they can't name their kids certain things because it seems

879
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 3: like culturally weird to me.

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Speaker 8: Can you pronounce Elon Musk's kid's name, anybody?

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Speaker 2: Oh, Lucy, Lucy Anne? Could?

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Speaker 8: What was it?

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Speaker 7: Kurt?

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Speaker 2: I can't remember.

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Speaker 3: It's something like it's something like starfire fox Fire maybe

886
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Speaker 3: is like the it's like a reference to a specific

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Speaker 3: type of missile or something.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, no, I get the acronym of it, but the

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Speaker 8: pronouncing I just you know, as someone who has to

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Speaker 8: spell my name and explain.

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Speaker 5: It multiple times. Yeah when I meet somebody, you know.

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Speaker 8: But I have a cool name, so I can't imagine

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Speaker 8: if it was like a dick name, Like I feel

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Speaker 8: like that would be a little I know, this is

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Speaker 8: this is.

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Speaker 3: Really I come down. I'm fifty, Like now I'm fifty

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Speaker 3: to fifty on it, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 8: Like, you love your kids so much right, Like there,

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Speaker 8: it's like you, but what kind of fucked up thinking

900
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Speaker 8: psychology were you? Like, I love my kid so much

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Speaker 8: that I want to fuck with him from the day

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Speaker 8: by giving him a name that like makes no sense.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I also thank The reverse is when you're an adult,

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Speaker 2: it should be easier to change your name. I think

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Speaker 2: you should be able to change as long as your

906
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Speaker 2: social Security number says the same. I think you should

907
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 2: be able to change your legal name. It should be

908
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Speaker 2: so much easier. I think it would be. Really, it

909
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Speaker 2: should be like vanity license plates, whatever the heck you

910
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Speaker 2: want to do, light it up.

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Speaker 1: I think this this is what I'm gonna throw out there,

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Speaker 1: so I'm scared.

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Speaker 3: I think, uh, children should be able to change their

914
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 3: name easily easy, because then I think we're gonna have

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Speaker 3: a lot of creative names out there.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, just jazz, butterfly and shit like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah beautiful.

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Speaker 7: Oh I know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she has a couple names. Stephanie the Dog is

920
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 3: her current favorite, go to great name for a kid.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, She's like, I'm Stephanie the Dog, and I'm like

923
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 3: Stephanie the Dog, So her name would right now Stephanie

924
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 3: the Dog. But if it's easy. If you could change

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00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 3: your name pretty easily. I guess that's a whole problem

926
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Speaker 3: with like passports and stuff.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know. They're gonna be scanning our

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Speaker 2: eyeballs and our everything. Anyways, And do you remember this.

929
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Speaker 2: This is an old story and I hope I get

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Speaker 2: these names right and I will google it after the pod.

931
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Speaker 2: But like twenty years ago, these two drunk Brits after

932
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Speaker 2: their soccer team won after a football match, they went

933
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 2: and got their name. They were so pumped up and drunk.

934
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Speaker 2: They made this agreement and they legally changed their names

935
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Speaker 2: to Crazy Horse Invincible and Spaceman Africa. I'm almost positive

936
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Speaker 2: that's right, because it's Spaceman Africa's for sure right, and

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Speaker 2: it's something else. I think it is Crazy Horse Invincible.

938
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Speaker 2: But they went and they were like, let's do it.

939
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 2: And so out there in the world Crazy Horse Invincible

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Speaker 2: and Spaceman Africa cheering on their football team.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know what, I hope they're I just have

942
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Speaker 1: to say, I have to.

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Speaker 3: I have to apologize guys, because oh I did not

944
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Speaker 3: give my credits. Both of those last things that I

945
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Speaker 3: talked about were sent in by listeners and we look

946
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Speaker 3: them up right, now give it to us. Oh no, wait, no,

947
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Speaker 3: that one wasn't But Tallula.

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Speaker 2: Telula came from someone. Yes, I'll give you something, Kurtz looking,

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Speaker 2: here's a fact for you. Hand On Independence Day, which

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Speaker 2: is this weekend, even in this podcast will come out

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Speaker 2: two weeks from now, Americans will enjoy one hundred and

952
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Speaker 2: fifty million hot dogs. That's enough to stretch from DC

953
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Speaker 2: to LA more than five times. That's happening today.

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Speaker 1: That's very upsetting.

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Speaker 3: All right here the Tallula from Hula from Hawaii was

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Speaker 3: sent in by Sarah Knox Morg. Sarah, Sarah Knucks Morg.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how I said. Maybe that is why

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Speaker 3: she sent it in. Um, all right, we have one

959
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 3: last week, we have time for two. We have three minutes, Scott,

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Speaker 3: it got one three minutes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course I do. This one's from the New

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Speaker 2: York Post, but written by Ben cost Ben cost is

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Speaker 2: taking over k thorpe Jensen's reign is the Weirdest Stories

964
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Speaker 2: headline man's bladder explodes after holding in p for eighteen

965
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Speaker 2: hours after beer binge. No, didn't know as possible. Here's

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Speaker 2: how Ben starts. Ben's a slam dunker. You're in trouble,

967
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 2: so good, and it is in an incidentt that redefined

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Speaker 2: sleeping it off. A Chinese man's bladder burst when he

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00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 2: unknowingly held his pea for eighteen hours after binging them booze.

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Speaker 2: The forty year old man identified as mister H reportedly

971
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 2: fell asleep passed out good writing ben after downing ten

972
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Speaker 2: bottles of beer during a heavy drinking session the night

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Speaker 2: before without heeding nature's calls. After experiencing searing abdominal pains,

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Speaker 2: the logger log Logged Soul reported to the People's Hospital

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Speaker 2: in Eastern China, where a CT scan revealed that his

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Speaker 2: bladder was torn in three places. The pe induced pain

977
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Speaker 2: was so intense that mister H was an unable to

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Speaker 2: lie flat, and he failed to relieve himself of a

979
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Speaker 2: massive urine reservoir despite several attempts. So I'll save us

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Speaker 2: some time, go ahead, hand, I just want.

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Speaker 8: To commend that bladder control because I feel, especially having

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Speaker 8: just been pregnant, I would just piss.

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Speaker 1: My pants, like, yeah, sure, how could you?

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Speaker 5: I'm so confused.

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Speaker 3: Well, what they don't mention is he had a cork

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Speaker 3: cup his dick. Thank you, he got drunk and he said,

987
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Speaker 3: corkup my dick going to bad.

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00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 5: Like yoga ball like little that's insane.

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00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. And uh, while bladder explosions are rare,

990
00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 2: local hospital, the local hospital claims it every year they

991
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 2: admit at least one such patient. Binging on beers a

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00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 2: perfect recipe. Quote. When you drink alcohol, it causes the

993
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 2: body to produce more urine than usual, so that can

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00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 2: potentially contribute to bladder being full. So yeah, this guy

995
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:19,320
Speaker 2: popped his bladder after ten beers and holding it, passed

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Speaker 2: out and holding it. I didn't know as possible. I

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00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 2: thought you just beat yourself or something.

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Speaker 1: Good job guys, that wow, oh my gosh. Much for

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Speaker 1: being on the show.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for having me. This is a blast you guys.

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Speaker 1: Is there anything you want to.

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Speaker 5: I just there's this new podcast Bananas. I am so

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Speaker 5: with you, guys. No, I I know, I'm in a

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Speaker 5: I'm in a bubble of infant.

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Speaker 2: You're in a holding pattern.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all good, it's good. It's a It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a beautiful thing someday. I know it's not beautiful right now.

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Speaker 9: Uh.

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Speaker 3: As we leave you all, thank you for listening to

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Speaker 3: this episode of Bananas and I want to leave you

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Speaker 3: with this tantalizing title task and please do Written by

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Speaker 3: Jared Keller June twenty ninth, twenty twenty Avy to sailors,

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Speaker 3: please stop buying LSD online.

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Speaker 2: All right, we'll get into that one never but think

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Speaker 2: about it for the rest of your life.

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Speaker 1: Bananas Bananas. This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 10: Theme song by Keihanamadi, and all of our artwork is

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Speaker 10: done by Travis Millard.

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