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Speaker 2: We've got it all here, But first a reminder that

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Speaker 1: Yes for for sure, And here's your podcast.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And last

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Speaker 4: month we unvaulted an old segment we retired years ago

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Speaker 4: called reverse Trick or treating. It was so fun, wildly

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Speaker 4: mediocre success.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it was successful at all, but I

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Speaker 2: believe people enjoyed it.

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Speaker 4: Still wild hear it on our podcast that Brook and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey if you missed it, but I guess some people

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Speaker 4: over at General Mills must have heard it and it

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Speaker 4: gave them an idea. Oh no, the door, they said

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Speaker 4: if Brooke and Jeffrey can bring back old radio bits

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Speaker 4: nobody wants anymore, then maybe we can bring back old

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Speaker 4: breakfast foods nobody eats anymore. And they announced they are

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Speaker 4: unvaulting an old, discontinued cereal from the nineteen sixties, Twinkles.

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Speaker 2: Please please tell me it hasn't been sitting in a

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Speaker 2: warehouse and these are actually buses from the sixties.

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Speaker 3: And we're getting that's.

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Speaker 4: A good question. I don't know the answer to that.

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Speaker 5: Book.

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Speaker 1: They're like, well, look what we found in storage you

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Speaker 1: in today.

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Speaker 4: So many chemicals and it though I'm sure it's still

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Speaker 4: just as fresh.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 4: Apparently it features bowls of sweetened corn stars with vanilla

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Speaker 4: and butter cookie flavor, and the box showcases its original

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Speaker 4: magic elephant mascot Twinkles or after you've ingested enough chemicals,

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Speaker 4: he will appear to your children inside of their bedroom.

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Speaker 2: It's says on the front, back to the nineteen sixties.

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Speaker 3: Wow, Hey, the Twinkles are asbestos.

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Speaker 4: Not sure if they're adding asbestos for that authentic nineteen

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Speaker 4: sixties taste and texture, but they're trying to be nostalgic

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Speaker 4: because so much good stuff happened in the sixties Vietnam

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Speaker 4: Jfko's car Ride, the Manson Family. It was just good

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Speaker 3: It alway says, they want to go back. I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: Good.

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Speaker 4: Plus, the original Twinkle Cereal used to bragg in all

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Speaker 4: their commercials about being the only breakfast with flippable storybook

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Speaker 4: pages on the back of every box.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's actually cool reading books.

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Speaker 4: Children love that, I did they actually do? They say?

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Speaker 4: Twinkle Cereal is only being sold at Walmart for four

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Speaker 2: May they get us some Twinkles. Kids won't be asking

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, give us frosted places.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sixties are finally making it comeback. Goodness. Now, let's

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Speaker 4: the shack collar question of the day, lchous send it

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Speaker 4: to the human version of vanilla butter cookies in a bowl.

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Speaker 3: That would be Jake.

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Speaker 6: Let's do this on this day. Back in two thousand

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Speaker 6: Oh this was.

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Speaker 3: A big deal, show my family down to watch this.

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Speaker 6: It starred Key for Sutherland and nine point twenty five

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Speaker 6: Now, I know we always talk about Seinfeld and Friends

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Speaker 4: On day one, Yes, suck at Seinfeld.

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Speaker 6: Yeah Seinfeld, Episode one actually had six viewers and two

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Speaker 6: of them were Jerry's parents. That's why today we're diving

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Speaker 6: into the biggest television premieres of all time for a

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Speaker 6: special Kings of the cable box edition of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 6: Now you give me a number one through twenty. I'll

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Speaker 6: give you a description of a popular TV show that

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Speaker 6: start with the woman whose favorite Sutherland is Donald. That's Alexis.

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Speaker 6: Sorry for your lost Alexis, Alexis. Give me number one

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Speaker 6: over ten million viewers tuned into the Game of Thrones prequel.

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Speaker 6: What's that called?

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Speaker 1: Remember it's House of Dragons.

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Speaker 3: Dragons.

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Speaker 6: House of Dragons is incorrect. Alexis I have on my

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Speaker 6: sheet house of the Dragon.

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Speaker 4: It's just one dragon.

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Speaker 6: I'd like to say that's very wrong, and not just

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Speaker 1: It really extreme.

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Speaker 6: Jacob, get ready for yours, Brook? How about a number

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Speaker 6: from you?

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Speaker 3: Seven?

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Speaker 7: Brook.

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Speaker 6: In nineteen seventy eight, Robin Williams's debut as an alien

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Speaker 6: drew in over sixty million viewers. What show is that?

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Speaker 3: Wow? Sixty million?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I think I know what it is.

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Speaker 2: So my best friend in college she was from Boulder, Colorado,

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Speaker 2: and apparently that's where they filmed it.

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Speaker 1: Oh and I think it was called Mork and Mindy.

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Speaker 4: Or was it Mindy and Mork?

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Speaker 1: Now it was market Is it the More and Mindy Show?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Mark and Mindy, Brooks.

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Speaker 6: Said, Mork and Mindy. That is. Cora moved to Jose.

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Speaker 6: How about a number. I'll give me four, number four Jose.

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Speaker 6: In nineteen ninety four, twenty three million people tuned in

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Speaker 6: to watch this gritty medical drama on NBC.

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Speaker 8: Oh wait, well, hold on, there's two though, because we

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Speaker 8: all seen Craze Anatomy.

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Speaker 3: But when I was a kid er it was a

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Speaker 1: Well it's nineteen ninety four and I.

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Speaker 3: Was a kid in nineteen ninety four.

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Speaker 8: This is adding up, Broke, I really connecting the dots

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Speaker 8: like a surgeon.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with e.

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Speaker 6: Er do surgeons connect dots?

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Speaker 3: A lot of dots from here?

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Speaker 6: Said Er. That is yeah, that's correct. Starring George CLOONEYE.

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Speaker 6: We're over to Jeffrey now number five five Jeffrey. In

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Speaker 6: the year two thousand, the CBS reality TV show Premiere

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Speaker 6: brought in millions. Name this show.

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Speaker 4: TV watching wasn't a popular hobby in my households growing up.

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Speaker 1: It's like on TV and made media, Like, how were

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we make the entertainment. We don't so I

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Speaker 4: don't know a real I didn't even know CBS had

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Speaker 4: reality shows back then. You're gonna go The only thing

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Speaker 4: I can think of from back then was American Idol.

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Speaker 6: American Idol Incorrect. Looking for Survival was.

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Speaker 3: The big one on CBS.

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Speaker 6: There's a couple of it on there could be on

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Speaker 6: this list. Let's go back to Brook, Brook and Jose

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Speaker 6: the only ones left. Okay, Brook coming.

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Speaker 1: To number Let's go fourteen fourteen Brook.

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Speaker 6: In two thousand and four, a high concept island mystery

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Speaker 6: hooked viewers instantly, and it aired on ABC. What show

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Speaker 1: That was the show Lost?

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Speaker 3: Lost?

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Speaker 6: It's correct, Jose, It's down to you. I'm scared gotta

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Speaker 6: get this right to stay alive twelve for twelve. Also

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Speaker 6: in two thousand and four, just like Lost, thirteen million

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Speaker 6: people tuned in to watch an ABC drama center around

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Speaker 6: a peaceful suburban street where everyone had something to hide.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I know this one too.

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Speaker 6: What show is this?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 1: No, the streets named after a flower?

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Speaker 4: Wow? What a helpful, helpful tip, Broke, Thank.

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Speaker 3: You, bar.

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Speaker 8: The only thing I can think of that I was

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Speaker 8: addicted to in that time period I had to do

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Speaker 8: with the street I'm going to say is Weeds.

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Speaker 3: I love that show.

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Speaker 6: In correct for Desperate Housewives, they lived on with Steria Lane.

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Speaker 7: Oh, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: If I would have said with Sea, Lady wouldn't have

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Speaker 2: gotten it and I was going to give.

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Speaker 1: You too much?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 6: That means Brook has won today's edition A plenty up twenty.

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Speaker 4: And Brooke gets to choose who gets shocked while singing

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Speaker 4: Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter. Who's that going to be?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's definitely Jeffrey for thinking he's better than the

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Speaker 4: So I'm not better. We just make the things that

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Speaker 4: Brooke watches. I do not know a song because you.

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Speaker 3: Don't listen to the radio, because.

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Speaker 6: You're on the radio.

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Speaker 1: Emily doesn't watch it. Be like peasants, who's the sober person?

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Speaker 4: If it's like I'm in my house all over time?

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Speaker 4: This is amazing. Now now he's thinking about me. He's

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Speaker 4: thinking about me every night. Oh isn't that sweet? I

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Speaker 4: guess that is your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 4: We got your phone tap coming up in just a

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Speaker 7: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: We spend a lot of time on our show talking

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Speaker 4: about dumb criminals and judging the stupid, careless decisions that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it makes me feel better about my dumb

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Speaker 3: Well not us.

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Speaker 4: No, we don't make bad choices, Brook, We don't do.

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Speaker 4: We wouldn't drive down an emergency vehicle lane to avoid

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Speaker 4: paying a toll, right Brook.

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Speaker 1: It was the entire bridge, no one else was on it.

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Speaker 4: And we wouldn't complain about getting ticketed in a handicapped

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Speaker 4: parking spot, right Jose.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well that was an accident I missed.

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Speaker 4: There was still a complaints and we certainly wouldn't confess

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Speaker 4: to stealing money from Brooks house while dogs sitting for her, right, Alexis,

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Speaker 4: that was not.

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Speaker 7: Only.

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Speaker 4: It's a totally one legal Good Choices edition only of

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Speaker 4: What's on your Mind. You're going to prove it coming up.

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Speaker 4: Facebook is such a positive place during an election week.

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Speaker 1: Yes, man, I've never felt better.

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Speaker 4: So many kind interactions on there. And another healthy place

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Speaker 4: to share your thoughts and your feelings is on this

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Speaker 4: segment What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 3: Where we go.

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Speaker 4: Starting with Brooke brook what's on your mind?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Man, well, I'm a little concerned. I'm raising a little thief.

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Speaker 2: O day. So we had a party at our house

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Speaker 2: and it was a big dinner party. People were coming

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Speaker 2: over and and you know, some people were texting me

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Speaker 2: like when they'll be there.

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Speaker 1: So the phone is important during this time. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: it goes missing my phone. I cannot find it for

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Speaker 1: two hours.

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Speaker 7: You're for it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I did go for a walk. Did

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Speaker 4: Ever since I moved into my house, I've been putting

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Speaker 4: Half probably, but yeahs and services for the group this week.

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Speaker 4: That was what was on our minds. Text in seven

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Speaker 4: It's Brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And our text board

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Speaker 4: Well, what if they don't say nice things, that's okay.

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Speaker 1: Is that for producer Boyd? Did he text that in

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Speaker 1: Headline's only?

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Speaker 4: I think this is more commentary on the misconnections than

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Speaker 4: you all. Okay, they said it was life changing, they

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Speaker 1: So if you want to, you're fighting the negative here. Jeffrey,

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: In the early stages of our show, we tried all

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Speaker 4: Fortunately we ran out of Crackheads after three episodes, so

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Speaker 7: Dating app then dares you guys swipe right? The question

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Speaker 4: It's the dating game show that's been banned from multiple

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Speaker 4: let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, her dating bio

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Speaker 4: says she prefers men like a pair of Dockers pants,

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Speaker 7: Round.

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Speaker 4: Now, here's how the game works. One contestant we'll start

455
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Speaker 4: by telling one of their worst date stories. Then they

456
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Speaker 4: will try and counter with the nightmare story of their own.

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Speaker 4: We're going back and forth for three rounds until we

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Speaker 4: declare a winner. Starting it off with Khaki Jackie. Let's go.

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Speaker 11: So a guy and I were dating for a couple

460
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,520
Speaker 11: of months and he took me to the airport and

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Speaker 11: I thought, okay, great, he knows I love to travel.

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Speaker 4: Maybe we're going to Paris on a first date.

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00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,400
Speaker 11: No, No, we've been dating for a while.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, keep up, Jeff.

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Speaker 11: So when we got there, we rode a shuttle bus

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Speaker 11: and I thought, okay, we're going to eventually get on

467
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Speaker 11: a plane.

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Speaker 3: We're going to the deeps. That's international, yeah, right.

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Speaker 11: Right, And we rode the shuttle bus and we rode

470
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Speaker 11: the shuttle bus and finally we got back to the

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Speaker 11: same place and just got off, and that was the date.

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Speaker 1: The date was the shuttle bus shuttle looped around the

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Speaker 1: whole airport.

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Speaker 11: Yes, And He's like, I wasn't as fun as I

475
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Speaker 11: had hoped.

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Speaker 2: Oh, sound fun, I will say, every one's while you

477
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Speaker 2: get a shovel driver that's playing some good music.

478
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Speaker 11: Okay, but I'm like, tell me that we would have

479
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Speaker 11: a painfully boring life together without telling me.

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Speaker 3: Yell, michell.

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Speaker 5: I was at dinner with this guy and he mentioned

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Speaker 5: about how his room me named Jim.

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Speaker 12: It's difficult to.

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Speaker 1: Deal with right now, Jim sucks, all right.

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Speaker 5: I end up going back to his house and he

486
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Speaker 5: gets he gets into an argument with Jim right in

487
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Speaker 5: front of me.

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Speaker 4: Wow, hopefully you have your dates back.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Jim is a freaking lizard.

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Speaker 4: Oh, eating too many bugs without.

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Speaker 1: Permission, he leaves his dishes in the sink.

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Speaker 3: Jeff, Look, I'm sorry I didn't share this, Jackie.

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Speaker 4: We're on a round two back to you, all right.

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Speaker 11: We go to a wax museum together and at one

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Speaker 11: point I lose him, So I'm thinking, okay, there's some

496
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Speaker 11: other tours going on here. Maybe he accidentally got caught

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Speaker 11: up in one of those.

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Speaker 4: Right, Okay, yeah, sure.

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Speaker 12: So I do a loop.

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Speaker 11: Around around the museum and I signed him in a

501
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Speaker 11: corner with his arm around Selena Gomez and he looks

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Speaker 11: totally shocked that I found him, and like maybe a

503
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Speaker 11: little embarrassed.

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Speaker 6: Cheating.

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Speaker 4: But you took a picture of them together for him, right?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 11: I did not, because the security man came out and

508
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Speaker 11: was apparently watching him on the overhead cam and came

509
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Speaker 11: out and asked him to leap.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that happens a lot with selenag Wax getting.

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Speaker 3: Wax blocked by the exit door.

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Speaker 4: Michelle.

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Speaker 5: I uber to meet a guy for dinner, and afterwards

514
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Speaker 5: he offers to give me a ride home.

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Speaker 1: Very gentle, Okay, so I say it.

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Speaker 5: When we get to his truck in the parking lot,

517
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Speaker 5: his passenger seat is filled up with random tupperware, Like

518
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Speaker 5: what tupperware? It's like out of Napoleon Dynamite and Uncle Rico.

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Speaker 3: I don't remember that.

520
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 4: I think aware with actual food in it.

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Speaker 5: He tells me to sit in the bed of the

522
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Speaker 5: truck head down so cops don't see it.

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Speaker 4: Tupperware does deserve the passenger seat, so.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna blow.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good point, that kind of We all

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Speaker 4: side with the guy on that one. So we're onto

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Speaker 4: the third and final round. Ladies, we need your best

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Speaker 4: stories here, Kaki Jackie, give it to us.

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Speaker 11: I was meeting a guy who I invited to my

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Speaker 11: my regular yoga class that I to, which was a

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Speaker 11: complete mistake because at the end, you all do a

532
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Speaker 11: pose where you lay down there and you close your

533
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Speaker 11: eyes for a few minutes in silence.

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Speaker 12: Ye.

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Speaker 11: So that's when I start hearing some whispering, and I

536
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 11: look over and I see my date giving his business

537
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Speaker 11: card to my instructor's private lessons.

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Speaker 3: No, yeah, I'm sure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, always the hot yoga Instructorsschelle.

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Speaker 4: Michelle, this is your last chance.

541
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Speaker 5: I met a guy on Tinder who inviided me on

542
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Speaker 5: a double date.

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Speaker 8: One yell, yeah, what happens.

544
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Speaker 5: Anyway, I get there, and he surprised me with the

545
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Speaker 5: fact that with his parents.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, that's amazing.

547
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Speaker 5: Who ship between us at the movie?

548
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Speaker 1: Oh well, I'm guessing you're not a teenager anymore.

549
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Speaker 5: It's not the worst charge. He tried to hold my

550
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 5: hand by raging across.

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Speaker 2: Oh but you stay you stated it.

552
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 4: Was Michelle kind of brought that on yourself. So Brooks

553
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 4: dying over here. We need to go to the judges

554
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Speaker 4: and score this. Alexis remember who stating who's your favorite?

555
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Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, I'm going Jackie for getting beat out by

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Speaker 9: Selena gomezs.

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Speaker 2: Wax f Yeah, Jackie, brook Dude, I'm going miss who's

558
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Speaker 2: her dainty?

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00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 1: Life is just wild all around?

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Speaker 4: The pity vote for Michelle there and Jose.

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Speaker 3: I think Jackie's got it the wax Museum.

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Speaker 4: You know, congratulations Khaki, Jackie. You are our lonely girl

563
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Speaker 4: of the week. And as a consolation, brook Is going

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Speaker 4: to recommend one romantic movie to watch all by yourself.

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Speaker 1: Oh it all by yourself. You put me on the spot.

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Speaker 1: I haven't watched a movie in a long time. I

567
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,640
Speaker 1: just a wild robot and it was really good.

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Speaker 4: It made me cry a kids movie. You enjoy that, Jackie,

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Speaker 4: thank you for playing in text in seventy five nine two.

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Speaker 4: If you want up here on the next edition of

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Speaker 4: Battle of the Tender Days, your phone TAP's coming up.

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00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,439
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: I need to ask a question to the room. Okay,

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00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 4: it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Is it okay

575
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 4: to make fun of the dead? I think it depends

576
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 4: not the recently dead.

577
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 1: I mean like like long time ago.

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00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 4: How far back can we go? Like early nineteen hundred's.

579
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but can I roast Napoleon?

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00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:29,679
Speaker 7: Oh?

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00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 4: Are we okay with that?

582
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 10: Yeah?

583
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 4: I take down Napoleon today?

584
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, take them down?

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00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 7: Yeah?

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00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 3: Sure.

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00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 4: I only ask because I call a lady and tell

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Speaker 4: her I'm the new owner of the cemetery where her

589
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 4: great great grandparents are buried.

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Speaker 3: Oh my, it's.

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Speaker 1: Actually maybe too soon. Still, well, I'm.

592
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 4: Not sure she doesn't even know who they are. I

593
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 4: literally say their names. She's never heard of that. But

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00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 4: I've decided some changes need to be made immediately. In

595
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Speaker 4: your phone tap right now, it's another Mornings on the

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Speaker 4: twenty twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Kim?

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Speaker 10: Uh?

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00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 12: Yeah?

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00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 4: Who's calling Kim? From the Detroit metro area attended from

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00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:13,439
Speaker 4: high school.

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Speaker 12: That's me. But who's this?

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00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:20,479
Speaker 4: My name is Barry Bury de Grave and I've been

603
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 4: trying to reach you for quite some time. I am.

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00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 4: I am so glad I got ahold of you.

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00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 13: Oh okay, what is this called about?

606
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,919
Speaker 4: Right? I'm the owner of the Little Hill East Cemetery

607
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 4: where your great great grandparents were laid to rest back

608
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 4: in eighteen eighty nine.

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00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 13: My great great grandparents.

610
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, Cecilia and Thaddeus.

611
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 13: No no, not really.

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00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 4: Well, if you've done a family tree, then you've probably

613
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 4: mean seen their names, right, I mean I.

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00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 13: Am maybe a long time ago.

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00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 5: I saw them, but I don't really know much about them.

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Speaker 5: What is he going to do with me?

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00:28:55,880 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 4: So you're a descendant of them? And uh, there is

618
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 4: a situation. Being the new owner of this cemetery. I've

619
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Speaker 4: decided to change up the business model a little bit.

620
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 4: Make it a subscription service.

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Speaker 12: What what are you talking about?

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00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 5: It's a graveyard.

623
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know this is probably way too much information,

624
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 4: but cemeteries don't really make a lot of money these

625
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 4: days unless you make it a monthly subscriber based fee.

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00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 12: What are you even saying?

627
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 4: I'm saying, for nineteen ninety nine a month, we can

628
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 4: keep your relatives Cecilia and Thaddeus here with us, resting

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Speaker 4: comfortably in their current plot. Isn't that a nice thought?

630
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 13: Yeah, but I've never heard of anything like this.

631
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, okay, well it's a new thing that we're

632
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 4: trying out here. But before you decide whether or not

633
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 4: to take advantage of this fantastic opportunity, the subscription does

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00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 4: come with a few perks.

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Speaker 13: Is this really happening? I mean, this is so unbelievable.

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00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 4: It sure is. It's quite the opportunity because we'll give

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00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 4: you edging and mowing of their area twice a month

638
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 4: now instead of just once a year.

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Speaker 7: Oh once a year.

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Speaker 13: You guys should be doing that all the time. That's like,

641
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 13: that's just.

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00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 4: Natural us, right. For nineteen ninety nine, we will and

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00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 4: when we host outdoor movie nights, their headstones will be

644
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 4: roped off and no one anymore is going to be

645
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 4: allowed to sit on them. But they did last summer.

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Speaker 13: Last summer. Yeah, last summer you had people sitting on

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Speaker 13: my great grandparents for movie nights to the cemetery.

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Speaker 4: It's actually great great grandparents.

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00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 11: Whatever and whatever.

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00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 4: It's a whole lot of fun.

651
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 13: This seems really really icky. It seems like you're shaking

652
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 13: me down from my relatives.

653
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 4: So this is just wrong. Listen, how's this. I'll even

654
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Speaker 4: throw in a complimentary beyond the grave social media package

655
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 4: for them.

656
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 7: What is that?

657
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 4: You will set up a Twitter for them?

658
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,040
Speaker 14: Oh no, no, no, no.

659
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 4: You have fun with it. You can tell us which

660
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 4: political candidates they would support, and they can get into

661
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 4: petty arguments with each.

662
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,479
Speaker 7: Other over Internet rolls.

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Speaker 5: Can you just stop, please just stop. Wait, this is

664
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 5: just going way too far.

665
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 13: This is just beyond weird.

666
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 4: We don't have to get political. We can go a

667
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 4: little bit lighter with the tweets. How about this? Not

668
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 4: to flex, but have lost a lot of weight since

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Speaker 4: the funeral hashtag body goals? What are you even saying?

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00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 12: Well, that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: They died a long time ago. It's like centuries ago.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, we're not doing this.

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00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 4: Look at it this way. It's the perfect time because

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00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 4: we've got a Bogo deal going on, and you've got

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00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 4: two bodies here, so you could save even more by bundling.

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Speaker 13: Did you just say bundling bodies? Do you even realize

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00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 13: what you just said?

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Speaker 4: You have to bundle or you're going to lose the

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00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 4: family discount, which just doesn't make financial sense.

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Speaker 13: Well, this is really really insensitive.

681
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Speaker 11: It's very crap.

682
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 13: It's just growth, and I just I can't believe you're

683
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 13: the owner of a cemeterian.

684
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 14: I can't believe this.

685
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 4: I feel bad about making you feel uncomfortable.

686
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 7: Well you should.

687
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 4: Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna give you a

688
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 4: discount code. When you're ready, go to the website Brooke

689
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey, and you'll get Hulu for two months free,

690
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 4: courtesy of your great great grandparents.

691
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 13: Broke what who? I don't even understand.

692
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 4: It's Brooke and Jeffrey and that's actually a morning radio

693
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 4: show that does pranks on people like this one.

694
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 13: What are you talking about?

695
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry about this, Kim, but my real name is

696
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 4: jeff And your sister Linda set you up for a

697
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 4: phone tap on the radio.

698
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 14: Oh my god, Oh my god, I was you talk

699
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,479
Speaker 14: about bundling bodies.

700
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 13: I'm like, what is this?

701
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 4: But we're trying to help you out, give you a

702
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 4: little bit of a deal, right. We're like the insurance companies,

703
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 4: you know how they bundle home and auto. We're bundling

704
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 4: grandpa and grandma. Sorry, great great grandpa and grandpa.

705
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 13: Oh yes, sounds like a great I can't believe.

706
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 5: I didn't take advantage of that.

707
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 4: Cecilia and Fattius, thank you for that.

708
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 13: I've never heard of them.

709
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 2: But of course, wake Up every Morning was food tabs

710
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 2: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

711
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 4: It's a bold move to introduce your date to your

712
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 4: family on the first day. For me, I'd wait until

713
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 4: at least the seventh or eighth year of dating, till

714
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 4: they're at mine. But hey, look, we've heard it happening

715
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 4: before on the show. People have done it. Never like this, though,

716
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 4: because one of our listeners made the brave decision to

717
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 4: go through with it, and we were all floored that

718
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 4: he chose this particular type of family event to make

719
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 4: the introductions he chose. Yeah, you're gonna hear it in

720
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 4: your choice brand news. Second date up date coming up

721
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 4: right after this second date up dated. Do pick up

722
00:33:58,480 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 4: lines work anymore?

723
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:01,479
Speaker 1: I don't know.

724
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 8: Pickups are supposed to be silly and dumb, not taking seriously.

725
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 4: I know they had a good run in the late eighties,

726
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 4: for sure, yeah, like.

727
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 1: Were you born in the late eighties.

728
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 4: I was born in the late eighties, Thank you very much.

729
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: People trying to pick you up.

730
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 11: I know.

731
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 4: The line that led to me, oh god, oh wow god,

732
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 4: you know the line your dad's but yeah, girl, are

733
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 4: you a boom box? Because I want to turn you

734
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:31,959
Speaker 4: on and take you everywhere? And then I.

735
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 8: Came yeah, wow, well you're the only one that kid,

736
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 8: this is awful, Jim, why are we doing that?

737
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm out of batteries for your boom box show.

738
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 6: I think a.

739
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 4: Lot of people think pickup lines aren't like really serious,

740
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 4: they're kind of dead. But one of our listeners may

741
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,800
Speaker 4: have just revived them, okay, because he says he tried

742
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 4: one and it actually worked. His name is David David.

743
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show man.

744
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 10: Hey, thanks for having me.

745
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, you did not use the same line that dad dead.

746
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 10: No, I didn't quite use that one.

747
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 4: Okay. We got to hear what was the pickup line?

748
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 10: So slid into this young lady's d M.

749
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:09,919
Speaker 4: What's her name?

750
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 10: Her name is Jennifer.

751
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 15: Okay, so the pick up line it went like this, Hey,

752
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 15: I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think another

753
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 15: account is using your photos oh, that.

754
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 3: Would get some of the attention.

755
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 10: You're not like hitting on her exactly.

756
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: And you be freaked out. Send me the link.

757
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 10: That's exactly what she said, Send me the link. Who

758
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 10: is it? That's when I say it's at NASA. Because

759
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 10: you're an absolute rocket.

760
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 4: I felt like you.

761
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 3: Were gonna send her a picture of a supermodel.

762
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 4: This is way more clever.

763
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 10: I mean, rocket, You're rocket me, You out of this world.

764
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 4: What was her reaction?

765
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 10: She went for it. She said that he never falls

766
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:06,439
Speaker 10: a pickup line, that something about me, and this one

767
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 10: just seemed to work this day.

768
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so she was drinking.

769
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.

770
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 2: I think it's innocent, it's fun, it's complimentary.

771
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 4: Were you able to parlay the pickup line into an

772
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:18,879
Speaker 4: actual in person date.

773
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 10: I absolutely did. I arranged the meet up right away.

774
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,320
Speaker 1: Not any time.

775
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 4: Na's a tour.

776
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 1: What did you guys do?

777
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 10: Okay, this it may seem a little weird. I took

778
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:35,280
Speaker 10: it to a gender reveal.

779
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: A gender reveal whose gender reveal?

780
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 4: Please don't tell me yours or a random person's.

781
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 10: It was my cousin. It was my cousin.

782
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 4: How did that? How did did you? Did you run it?

783
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 4: By her beforehand.

784
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,720
Speaker 10: Well, I told her while we were going all way.

785
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: Oh goodness, Oh okay, that is a lot.

786
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

787
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 4: Was she cool with it?

788
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,880
Speaker 10: I mean she seemed like he was cool with it

789
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 10: because I was only supposed to pop in, so she

790
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 10: didn't come in there initially with me. But I saw

791
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 10: how live the party was and I was like, well,

792
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 10: I could catch on her family, so I just waved

793
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 10: her in. I told her he ain't come in.

794
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 2: Come on, so you said, wait in the car, I'll

795
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 2: be back in five minutes, and then decided to just

796
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 2: wave her in.

797
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 7: Yeah.

798
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 10: Hey, my family looked like that.

799
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, I bet it is. It's just a

800
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: lot for anybody, right, How.

801
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 4: Did it go?

802
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 10: I mean, this is the kicker. She actually cut the

803
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 10: cake for the revealed.

804
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 1: What choicers like.

805
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 9: Everybody's chanting her name, making her dude, it's hungry, and

806
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 9: she didn't realize she was cutting the road.

807
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 4: What happened?

808
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 10: Hey, it just happened. And my cousin he thought it

809
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 10: was the funniest thing ever, because he thought it was

810
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 10: just a great idea to have a random woman that

811
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:54,839
Speaker 10: nobody in the family knew tell the family this is it.

812
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 2: Like the first time. Ever, I actually want to be

813
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,760
Speaker 2: at a gender reveal party.

814
00:37:59,080 --> 00:37:59,800
Speaker 3: What happened?

815
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 4: We know, girl or boy?

816
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,840
Speaker 10: Oh it was a boy.

817
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 4: Congratulations to your cousin.

818
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but is that the date? Did you guys do

819
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: the other thing that you had planned?

820
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 3: Ever?

821
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 10: Well, see that kind of turned into the date because

822
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 10: we ended up staying for hours. I mean, my family

823
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 10: had food open bar, the DJ was bumping.

824
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 4: Oh wow, was there like any like romantic vibe? That's

825
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,399
Speaker 4: the one thing that seems difficult to achieve when you're

826
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 4: at a gender.

827
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 9: Rebe Okay with you, if you just want to be friends, like,

828
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 9: it doesn't matter.

829
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 4: Are you grinding up up in your cousin's backyard right now?

830
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,919
Speaker 10: Now that now, see, you got a point that that's

831
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:46,280
Speaker 10: where things kind of start getting hazy because we actually

832
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 10: didn't speak much. So I was so involved with my family.

833
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 2: Oh no, does that feel like a regret like you

834
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,359
Speaker 2: did something wrong there?

835
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:53,919
Speaker 6: Yeah?

836
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 10: Yeah, I probably should have spent more time with her.

837
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 10: But she seemed like he was having a good time,

838
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 10: and she was talking to all my female cousins, like

839
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 10: all the ladies at the party, she was like a

840
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 10: hit with them.

841
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, well that's a good sign.

842
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was a great sign, but only if they

843
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 10: didn't started running their mouth and telling her about my

844
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 10: last relationships and scaring her off. That's the only thing

845
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 10: I was concerned about.

846
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,319
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, of course they did.

847
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, but that's why early on.

848
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 2: I mean, you had to bring her home, right because

849
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 2: you brought her to the party.

850
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 4: Was there any romance then?

851
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 12: Nah?

852
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 10: Man, it wasn't really no sparks at that point because

853
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,839
Speaker 10: I just drove her and I didn't get out or watch.

854
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 10: She just kind of said thanks and just jumped out.

855
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 10: The car wasn't moving.

856
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 4: Okay, declare all right. How long has it been since

857
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 4: that gender revealed date?

858
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 13: Man?

859
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 10: That was probably like a week ago.

860
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 2: Now, Okay, I'm guessing you haven't heard from her, and

861
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 2: neither have your female cousins.

862
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 8: Yeah.

863
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 12: I don't know.

864
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 10: I'm too afraid to ask my feet.

865
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I guess we're gonna have to step up

866
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 4: and do what your family didn't.

867
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:05,399
Speaker 10: Yeah.

868
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna wing man for you, try and get

869
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,359
Speaker 4: you a second date update right after this.

870
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:15,280
Speaker 10: Appreciate you, guys, you second date update.

871
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 4: Most people wouldn't call gender reveal parties romantic now, and

872
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 4: neither would our listener David, but yet somehow that's where

873
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 4: he ended up taking his date Jennifer. Yeah, and then

874
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,479
Speaker 4: they didn't really talk much. She did cut the cake

875
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 4: and reveal that it was a boy the show, so

876
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 4: that's cool. They'll always have that moment.

877
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 2: Dude, it's kind of wild to be a woman who's

878
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 2: cut a gender reveal cake and never actually had baby yourself.

879
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 1: I mean, the thing is.

880
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 4: That was a week ago and we're trying to get

881
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 4: another date for David and Jennifer Brook. What do you

882
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,360
Speaker 4: think is a salvageable or unsalvagable.

883
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 1: I mean, here's the positives.

884
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,760
Speaker 2: Is you sound like a really fun, really kind dude,

885
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 2: and your family sounds awesome.

886
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 1: So those are all positives.

887
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,879
Speaker 2: The negatives is maybe the shock of it all is

888
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 2: probably finally setting in.

889
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: Like I would be so shocked at where I was

890
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: and what I was doing.

891
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:14,840
Speaker 2: I feel like it would take me a couple of

892
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 2: days to even process.

893
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 10: I mean it makes sense, but it's all about being spontaneous,

894
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,760
Speaker 10: and I mean, like I said, it was a good vibe.

895
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, drink like.

896
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 3: A big party, like big barbecue.

897
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 9: Maybe too good of gossip about you.

898
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 10: It's a lot of worse first dates per half.

899
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 4: Okay, well that's true.

900
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: That's true.

901
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 4: Don't take her criticism like that either. Dude, Brook is

902
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 4: just jealous because her family didn't throw her a gender

903
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 4: revealed party. Want a gender sure, now you say that,

904
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 4: but if they had thrown one, you would have been

905
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 4: really happy.

906
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 8: You've been too confusing, like, wait, who's the cousin or

907
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 8: the father?

908
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 4: But we need to call Jennifer here. I'm thinking date

909
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 4: number two with the brists. She holds the scissis.

910
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 2: I didn't realize what that was for a second.

911
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 4: Well, we'll just start with a date idea and see

912
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 4: if she's open to it. Here we go, Yeah, man,

913
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 4: call it.

914
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 10: I need to know what's going on.

915
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 4: Here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking to talk with Jennifer.

916
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,800
Speaker 12: This Jennifer. Who is this?

917
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 4: Hey Jennifer, you're on the radio right now with a

918
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 4: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

919
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 12: What's going on?

920
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 4: We're doing a segment here Jennifer called a second date Update,

921
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 4: and that's where we try and help out listeners who've

922
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 4: been out with somebody that they really liked and they

923
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,720
Speaker 4: want to see them again, but they're having difficulty arranging

924
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 4: that second meetup, and I got to.

925
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 2: Say, your chill reaction to us being on the phone

926
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,280
Speaker 2: maybe yeah, she's with punches.

927
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, is that true, Jennifer? Are you someone who likes

928
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 4: to roll with it go with the.

929
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 12: Flow for sure? Absolutely?

930
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 1: Okay, and it actually changes a lot.

931
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 4: This makes sense because we heard about your date with

932
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 4: a guy named David recently.

933
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 3: There was a lot of go and a lot of flow.

934
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,800
Speaker 3: It sounds.

935
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:20,280
Speaker 4: Flowed right into his gender reveal party with his cousin.

936
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 12: Yeah. No, they got in touch with you.

937
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's it's a good thing. It means that

938
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 4: he enjoyed the time you guys spent together.

939
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 2: Jesus Well, I mean, to be fair, he did say

940
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 2: that he regrets not spending more time with you because

941
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,280
Speaker 2: he got so wrapped up in the family at the party.

942
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 12: He told you about the gender of the party, of course, Yeah, David,

943
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 12: David's a good guy.

944
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,320
Speaker 1: Oh okay.

945
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 4: Well, if he's such a good guy, then why not

946
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 4: hang out with him one more time? Because he's been

947
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:52,839
Speaker 4: trying to arrange a meet up.

948
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 3: I'm relieved to hear that.

949
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 1: I mean, you've already met all of his family.

950
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 12: Yes, I got to meet all of his family, and

951
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 12: that therein lies the problem.

952
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:06,399
Speaker 1: What.

953
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, that's gonna sound so bad. He really

954
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 12: wanted to take this to the air well.

955
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 4: He's confused, he didn't know what was going on.

956
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 2: Well, he was worried about what his female cousins may

957
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 2: have said.

958
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 12: Oh, they were a trip. Now his family is awesome.

959
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 12: I hope they keep having baby.

960
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 14: Seriously, that's sweet, weird couple.

961
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 3: I wish you well.

962
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 2: It's like, if you have a good family, you want

963
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 2: the good family to keep you get pregnant.

964
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 4: Okay, you love his family, They're all wonderful. What's the

965
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 4: problem with David? Why are you talking?

966
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 12: There is no, it's not a problem with David. I

967
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 12: just I got to meet all of his cousins and

968
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 12: I kind of have a crush on his cousin D.

969
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:49,280
Speaker 4: His cousin.

970
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 1: Do you like his cousin?

971
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 4: One of his cousin D his cousin.

972
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,919
Speaker 12: He was at the party. He was the one having

973
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 12: the baby.

974
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:01,800
Speaker 4: Oh wait, what the baby daddy?

975
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,760
Speaker 1: Is the baby's dad single?

976
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 12: Yeah, he's a baby daddy. He's not he's not married

977
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,439
Speaker 12: and his and the mother isn't with him.

978
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:11,760
Speaker 8: She wasn't.

979
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 4: She picked up another woman at his own baby's gender review.

980
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: And there is no pregnant mom there.

981
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, this all makes sense that it's I. It's a dude.

982
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

983
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 2: I mean so cute though that d is celebrating that way.

984
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 9: You know, I do think that that's really sweet that

985
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 9: it was fun.

986
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 3: Will you take care of the baby?

987
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 12: I mean when I said when I said it happened

988
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 12: fast on a first day to be cutting a cake

989
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 12: for someone else's baby.

990
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now you're into somebody who has a baby.

991
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 12: Coming and not like I see like the like I'm

992
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 12: the one who's got to discover that we're having a boy.

993
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 12: I mean, like, you're crazy for me?

994
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 2: We are Wait, I understand that you have a crush

995
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 2: on Deed. Did do you reciprocate this crush at the party.

996
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 5: So we've been texting like, oh.

997
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: Man, this is going to be a family mess. What

998
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: were you going to do? Just show up at the

999
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: next family event with de In.

1000
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 12: Said, I don't know. I was thinking they could look

1001
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:15,839
Speaker 12: through it. I didn't think we'd be telling the whole

1002
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:16,760
Speaker 12: city about it today.

1003
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 3: Okay, expect a phone call from us.

1004
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is not going to go well.

1005
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 4: I definitely don't know if David knows any of this

1006
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 4: probably not so the thing.

1007
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 1: Is Jennifer right now, Yeah, it's a good point.

1008
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 4: The way the segment works, Jennifer is David is listening

1009
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 4: on the other line right now.

1010
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 7: No, yeah, oh.

1011
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 10: God, I'm really at a loss of words. Damn, Jennifer,

1012
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 10: Like for real, Like I can respect the game that

1013
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,240
Speaker 10: you know, she's feeling somebody else, but this chick is bogus.

1014
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,879
Speaker 1: I need to blame your cousin more than hers. He's

1015
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 1: more loyalty you.

1016
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 10: Well, I mean it's not that I don't blame my cousin.

1017
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 10: You know, he's not the most reputable person in the

1018
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 10: world anyway.

1019
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 12: Okay, hold on a minute. There, you're not the first

1020
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 12: one to send me pictures of the moon saying, hey,

1021
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 12: you're out of this world. You're not the fun Oh

1022
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 12: you know, if you don't think I'm going to know

1023
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 12: me him, he's got a better job than you.

1024
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 5: Here what benefits Like, well, okay, like a true unemployed.

1025
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,959
Speaker 12: But I want to say that I didn't really mean that, David,

1026
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 12: because I think you're I think you're a great but

1027
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 12: coul I'm like, you know this, like sometimes chemistry just happens.

1028
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 10: And you know, you know what, but That's not what

1029
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 10: I'm mad at. What I'm upset that is you could

1030
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 10: have came and told me that.

1031
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 12: After the baby was born in Leeds. You know, I

1032
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 12: don't want to get that bad energy in the fan

1033
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,720
Speaker 12: before the delivery, Jennifer, to tell him on the right.

1034
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 3: Home at least that you met his cousin or something.

1035
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 12: Well, we were drinking. I mean we were drinking. Of actually,

1036
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,800
Speaker 12: your cousin asked to take me home and I was

1037
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 12: like no.

1038
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 11: No, no, no, wow that night.

1039
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 10: That's kind of nice, you know what, Jennifer, You're right.

1040
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 10: You do deserve to be a step mom. You definitely.

1041
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 12: Okay, all right, David, how about this? How about I

1042
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 12: help you land the girl, and then next year, when

1043
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,840
Speaker 12: I have a gender of you for our baby, you

1044
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 12: can invite her.

1045
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 3: To be your cousin in law.

1046
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 1: She'd be allowed to cut the cake and everything.

1047
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,839
Speaker 10: Well, you know what, as long as she looks better

1048
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 10: than you bring on.

1049
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're open.

1050
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 10: To it, and you know what, that won't be too

1051
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,840
Speaker 10: hard to do, Jennifer, So you do that.

1052
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 4: Worry what happened to the pickup line when she was

1053
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 4: a NASA rocket?

1054
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:56,240
Speaker 10: That's all right, It's other rockets that go to the mole.

1055
00:48:59,200 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 3: Starting.

1056
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 4: Okay, well, this has definitely been one of the weirdest

1057
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 4: second day calls that we've ever done.

1058
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 1: Davis, let the other cousin know that he's gonna have

1059
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:09,280
Speaker 1: another baby soon.

1060
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 4: Again, Jennifer. I'm sorry. Normally we would, but I can't

1061
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 4: even offer to send you out on another date with

1062
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 4: David because your mom step mom now already moved on

1063
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 4: to his cousin. Okay, so I don't even really know

1064
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 4: what to do with this gift card for dinner.

1065
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 12: Okay, David, why don't you take it and we can

1066
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 12: help you find a good girl on the internet or something,

1067
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 12: just how you found me.

1068
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 10: You know what, I will take the gift card because

1069
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 10: now I could spend money on somebody, because I didn't

1070
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 10: spend money on Jennifer.

1071
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:46,320
Speaker 1: So it's still not your money. Spend money that smart business.

1072
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it is. The lesson don't bring women around

1073
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:49,240
Speaker 4: your family.

1074
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, I'm gonna bring whoever around my family.

1075
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 10: You just gotta have enough class and not hit on my.

1076
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 1: OA was worried about the female cousins.

1077
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 7: Nothing freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1078
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 4: Man, I know, I said that was one of the

1079
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 4: weirdest second dates ever. But I can't remember one where

1080
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 4: a guy gets as badly crushed as David did.

1081
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: There, I know, but he wasn't crushed though he was.

1082
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 4: But that's the thing. He was stomped though. She was like,

1083
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 4: I found somebody else in your family. He's got a

1084
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 4: better job than you. He's currently doing to have a

1085
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:29,320
Speaker 4: baby with another woman. I still pick him over you.

1086
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 10: Dude.

1087
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 1: He was crushed, he was demolished, like that was terrible.

1088
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:36,280
Speaker 4: Mean, why he is smiling through the whole thing, like yeah, sure, okay, fine, Yeah.

1089
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 3: He's like, did you all say a free gift card?

1090
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 4: So now I think this makes them step cousins.

1091
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 1: We're going that far.

1092
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 4: It works, which is crazy. I'm just saying it is

1093
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:51,359
Speaker 4: pretty impressive in one phone call to go from prospective

1094
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 4: love interest to step cousin. We get a lot done

1095
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 4: in a short amount of time.

1096
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: You usually go backwards.

1097
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's weird to switch up for this, but we

1098
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 4: can always help you switch up your dating life. You

1099
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 4: can email the show. We'll call that person who's not

1100
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 4: calling you back and go check it. All of our

1101
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 4: second dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brook and.

1102
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 7: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1103
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 4: I feel kind of bad about this, what's going on.

1104
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,319
Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. But we only

1105
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 4: have so much time per show to cover everything happening

1106
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 4: in the world, you know.

1107
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:22,839
Speaker 12: Us.

1108
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 4: Just trying to hit the highlights. Probably should have got

1109
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:35,799
Speaker 4: to this a little earlier. But Krispy Kreme announced they're

1110
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:41,320
Speaker 4: giving out free donuts on election Day, and I know

1111
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:45,319
Speaker 4: that was yesterday, so jeff probably would have been nice

1112
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:46,760
Speaker 4: if we had brought that up before.

1113
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 1: Why are you even bringing it up.

1114
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 6: As it's still gonn it.

1115
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 4: It's exciting news, and I think it's worth mentioning. If

1116
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 4: you had gone to Krispy Kreme yesterday, you would have

1117
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:59,839
Speaker 4: gotten a free original glazed donut. And you don't mean

1118
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 4: not to prove that you voted.

1119
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 1: Wait don't they don't they give you free donuts when

1120
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 1: you walk in.

1121
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 2: Isn't that still the Krispy Kreme way where you walk

1122
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 2: in they hand you a donut to eat while you order.

1123
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:16,800
Speaker 4: You don't apo, Yeah, yeah, give me a free donors.

1124
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,320
Speaker 4: You could have just walked in yesterday shouted America and

1125
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 4: they would have thrown donuts at you and given you

1126
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 4: a hug and a hot new girlfriend.

1127
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 6: Wow, Brooks, Well.

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Speaker 3: I'm diabetic.

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Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to sounds like you didn't have eat

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Speaker 1: the donut. You could just get the new girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: I would have liked that. Other election day specials that

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00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 4: we probably should have mentioned earlier, we might as well

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00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 4: tell you now. Uber eats was offering twenty five percent

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00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:48,839
Speaker 4: off orders on election day. Yeah, Johnny Rockets was giving

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00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 4: out free milkshakes.

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00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 1: This is feeling worse. Some are so good.

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Speaker 4: Even Ikea, a Swedish company, had American pride, and we're

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Speaker 4: giving away free frozen yogurts to registered voters.

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Speaker 1: Is it not meatballs?

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Speaker 10: But yeah?

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Speaker 1: But it is This the part where you also say, hey, you.

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00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 3: Should have voted, Yeah, yesterday probably help.

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00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: We're so good.

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00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 4: If we should have mentioned these things, probably a little

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00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 4: like twenty four hours ago would have helped. But to

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00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,760
Speaker 4: make it up to you, we're gonna do this free

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00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 4: laser stories whether you voted or not. But if you

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00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 4: did vote, we'll make it extra free. Oh, extra free

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00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 4: is not a thing that is today. That's our post

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Speaker 4: election day special laser stories coming up right after this.

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00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that's selling audio books of famous

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00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 4: magic shows dictated by Mike Tyson, where he tells you

1153
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 4: exactly what is happening up on stage day. He's standing there,

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00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 4: he's waving his hands a hand. Oh, he's gone, I

1155
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 4: don't know where you go?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, I feel like we could do a

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Speaker 1: whole segment just on that.

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Speaker 4: Get the full sixty seven hours of Magic Show on

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00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:06,839
Speaker 4: audiobook with Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird

1160
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 4: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:11,919
Speaker 4: except we've got a laser. There's other wand daddies just don't.

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00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 4: This first laser story is out of Vancouver, British Columbia.

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00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:19,360
Speaker 4: David and Gloria Garoffalo have two little kids, so they

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Speaker 4: hired a nanny to help them out for ten weeks.

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Speaker 4: But after a month, their nanny quit without notice.

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Speaker 3: Hey, nobody can.

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Speaker 4: Apparently the nanny decided the parents were too demanding, so

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Speaker 4: she bailed. But that wasn't the end of it. David

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00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 4: and Gloria are lawyers, so they sued the nanny for

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Speaker 4: breach of contract and not saying goodbye to the children.

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Speaker 4: He probably should have said goodbye to the kids.

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Speaker 11: Though.

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Speaker 3: Follow you is beside himself.

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Speaker 4: They do her for what we'll get to that. They

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Speaker 4: also stated by having the nanny quit on such short notice,

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Speaker 4: it damaged their ability to earn income. So along with

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Speaker 4: that they should also receive punitive damages for the complete

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Speaker 4: quote disregard to the interests of the kids.

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Speaker 1: Nanny, find another nanny, Yeah, just go to a daycare.

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Speaker 8: So when they're saying because they missed some work because

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Speaker 8: they had to look at the kids, yeah, now that's right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we actually had a parent. Don't you think we

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Speaker 1: can't make money from parenting?

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Speaker 4: So to wrap it up, they were paying the nanny

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Speaker 4: twenty dollars an hour for the job, but it's not

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Speaker 4: very much. Are now seeking a reasonable five hundred thousand

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Speaker 4: dollars in damages from Thank god you're going to I

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Speaker 4: hope they win. That'll teach those disrespectful nannies a lesson.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I thought I saw jose on your browser.

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Speaker 4: Disrespectful nannies? Did I not see that search?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: That was meant stuff on there this next day. The

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Speaker 4: stories out of Tennessee. A few months ago, a thirty

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Speaker 4: eight year old guy named Thomas Bardy and his girlfriend

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Speaker 4: stole a Dodge Challenger from a rental car parking lot

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Speaker 4: at Nashville International Airport from the air that's smart.

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Speaker 3: There's always cars at the airport.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's a rental car place.

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Speaker 2: Right, you feel like you're not you know, you're not

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Speaker 2: stealing someone stealing from a company man.

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Speaker 3: So we all agree we like this.

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Speaker 4: Because the challenger is so fast they were able to

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Speaker 4: speed away from the cops and took off. But that's

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Speaker 4: right around when his girlfriend called nine to one one

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Speaker 4: from inside the car, trying to turn Thomas in and

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Speaker 4: get some reward money.

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Speaker 3: No, wait a minute, she's like.

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Speaker 1: The dispatcher on both sides.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like dispatcher told you there wasn't any reward,

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Speaker 4: but she wouldn't let it go, trying to negotiate, saying, okay,

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Speaker 4: how about two hundred dollars, Yeah, we'll do I hear

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Speaker 4: one fifty's trying to kid come on one twenty five.

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Speaker 1: That actually sounds like a prank phone call. No phones out.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of.

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Speaker 8: Smart because if she can get enough to bail him out, right, like, okay,

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Speaker 8: just give us like a thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: I don't think she wants him out.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The operator was having none of it. So they got

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Speaker 4: away up until last week when the cops got a

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Speaker 4: tip in their investigation and they found Thomas, arrested him

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Speaker 4: on several charges, and from there they went to his

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Speaker 4: girlfriend's workplace and cuffed her in front of her colleagues.

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Speaker 2: Je because they have to have her secure to give

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Speaker 2: her the reward money.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it is.

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Speaker 4: Then as a joke, they asked her if she wanted

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Speaker 4: to negotiate her bail. No, no, we said it had

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Speaker 4: fifty thousand dollars. What do you think twenty five thousand.

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Speaker 4: She was arrested for attempting to harbor a fugitive and

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Speaker 4: for hindering arrests.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, loving fugitives.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna cost this next Lazer stories out of baby

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Speaker 4: lambda of babies, I wonder who the mayor is, who

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Speaker 4: is your best friend, and what is their dad's name?

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Speaker 4: Because whatever your answer is might be a great name

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Speaker 4: for a baby girl.

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Speaker 6: I was thinking Rick, I got it, I.

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Speaker 1: Got Randy over here.

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Speaker 7: Or Rob.

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Speaker 4: Those are all good candidates. According to a baby name consultant,

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Speaker 4: my best friend's dad is the hot new baby name

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00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 4: trend to look out for next year because grandpa names

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Speaker 4: for girls have been trending for a little while now.

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Speaker 4: Name Barry actually predicted that a few years ago, and

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Speaker 4: they said names like Max, Lenny, and Teddy would become popular,

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Speaker 4: and they did. And now my best friend's dad is

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Speaker 4: a continuation of that.

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Speaker 1: It's funny.

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Speaker 4: So just think of who your best friend is, what

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Speaker 4: their dad's name is, and would that work as a

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Speaker 4: girl's name. A few examples that they gave were Scotty, Tommy, Mickey,

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Speaker 4: and Billy. I could definitely see a baby girl name

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Speaker 4: like Gary, Gary, Gary, George.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be cantilely.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I like that.

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Speaker 1: That's actually really pretty.

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Speaker 4: It was kind of cute. His next lazer story is

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Speaker 4: out of trend Town. Someone recently asked the Internet what

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00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 4: trend died so fast you could hardly even call it

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Speaker 4: a trend. Here are the top responses. Number seven. Back

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Speaker 4: in the nineties, when some kids were walking around with

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Speaker 4: pacifiers in their mouths and hanging around their necks.

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Speaker 1: I actually remember that that was the start of the raves.

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Speaker 1: But then the kids didn't know that what raves really were. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they didn't realize what those were. Four Yeah, okay, exactly.

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Speaker 8: There was a thing and it was disturbing.

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Speaker 4: Number six in the early twenty tens, when the Pooh

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Speaker 4: emoji was on everything. Remember it was on clothes and

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Speaker 4: toys and even on trees.

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Speaker 2: It's still real hot in my household. If you could

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Speaker 2: do like the emojis on FaceTime where you change your

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Speaker 2: face and now turn in everybody into poop.

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Speaker 4: Number five flash mo.

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Speaker 1: How long they lasted just because of how much effort?

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Speaker 3: Yeah people, Well then it got onto the office during

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Speaker 3: the wedding.

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Speaker 12: Yeah yeah, and then.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I think the office kind of helps.

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Speaker 4: I'm glad that it's over. Number four, anything from Spencer's

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01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 4: selfie sticks, fidget spinners, and salt lamps.

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Speaker 1: Just even Satan Spencers.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Number three. Also the trend that went away as

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Speaker 4: quick as it showed up the phone game Flappy Bird.

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Speaker 1: Didn't they get taken away? Like didn't it get to

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Speaker 1: or no? Is it still there? Is that different than

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Speaker 1: Angry Birds?

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Speaker 3: Yes, Flappy Bird is. You had to tap it to

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Speaker 3: make it go on.

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Speaker 4: I think the creator of the game decided to get I.

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Speaker 1: Think it taken down even he was wasting too much time.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he was down.

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Speaker 4: Number two. In the early twenty twenties, hoverboards were all the.

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Speaker 1: Raids, and then they started a lot of garage fires.

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01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, people biting it on them.

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Speaker 4: And the number one trend that died so fast you

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Speaker 4: could hardly even call it a trend NFTs. It's the

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Speaker 4: digital art that you can own of like certain memes

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Speaker 4: or images.

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Speaker 1: Or what monkey is the most famous one.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and he's still depreciated by like seventyment I feel

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Speaker 8: bad for Justin Bieber.

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Speaker 4: But on the flip side, there are some people out

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Speaker 4: there who are still loving these like this guy is

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Speaker 4: the sound of him riding a hoverboard with a poop

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Speaker 4: emoji next to him? Way, I hope that's a poop emoji?

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01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:39,400
Speaker 4: Oh god, did he mess the boarder? That sound means

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01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 4: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.

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01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:43,400
Speaker 4: Can't take these animals with us anywhere?

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01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:44,120
Speaker 3: What the heck?

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01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,439
Speaker 4: We'll do it again, same time.

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Speaker 7: On Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 4: Got a brand new player to the game today. Her

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01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 4: name is Rainy, and Rainy says that she has a

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Speaker 4: wide scope of knowledge, so she might be perfect for

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Speaker 4: this game. Is that her words those That's what she

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Speaker 4: told our producer before coming on. Rain You know about

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Speaker 4: a lot of stuff that really doesn't matter in life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you could say that, but you said it more eloquently.

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Speaker 3: You said scope. That's a fun one.

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Speaker 1: I always tell people I know nothing that's actually useful.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're brilliant when it comes useless.

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Speaker 4: Rainy quick. How many bathrooms in the Eiffel Tower?

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Speaker 12: Too many?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Wow, don't look it up. Jose actually knows that answer.

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Speaker 3: No, I still don't. Oh yeah, never got to the ball.

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Speaker 1: There's a long saga that involves Jose. What was it.

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Speaker 8: My producer was adamant that I needed to find how

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Speaker 8: many bathrooms are in the Eiffel Tower, so I literally

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01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:49,320
Speaker 8: messaged the Eiffel Tower.

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Speaker 3: I emailed them, and then the next freaking.

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Speaker 8: Day, a pipe bomb went off in a bathroom and

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Speaker 8: I was like, oh my god, this American's inquiring about

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Speaker 8: the Eiffel Tower after the day before, and I thought I.

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Speaker 4: Will never be able A lot of parents'all just a coincidence. Wow, Government,

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Speaker 4: I hope you're listening.

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01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 3: No, no, I am aison. I don't even know how

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Speaker 3: to make a pipe.

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01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,720
Speaker 1: We may need to skip the game and just talk about.

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Speaker 4: This in five minutes. Now, we got to get to it.

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Speaker 4: Brooke leave the studio, so we can go over the

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Speaker 4: rules with Rainey. Here, Rainey, you got thirty seconds. Answer

1345
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,520
Speaker 4: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1346
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:24,560
Speaker 4: you could say past. But you have to beat Brooke outright.

1347
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:25,960
Speaker 4: If you want to win. Are you ready?

1348
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:26,800
Speaker 12: Let's do it?

1349
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 4: Read Black? Your time starts now. Today is Saxophone Day.

1350
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 4: Saxophones are part of what instrument family? Read name the

1351
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 4: South American country that's played in every single soccer World's

1352
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 4: Cup since nineteen thirty. What day of the year is

1353
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 4: the informal holiday star Wars Day? What is Prince Harry's

1354
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:53,880
Speaker 4: official first name? How many months end in the letter?

1355
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 3: Why?

1356
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:00,840
Speaker 4: What Shakespeare play has the famous line to be or

1357
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 4: not to be?

1358
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:03,080
Speaker 7: Hamlet?

1359
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:06,880
Speaker 4: Okay, Brooke is going to come back into the studio here, Rainy.

1360
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 4: So you're a new player. We don't know a lot

1361
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 4: about you, but on my screener it says you work

1362
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:14,960
Speaker 4: for a nonprofit and you are an improv actor at night.

1363
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:15,680
Speaker 7: That wow?

1364
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 4: Okay, did you improve that answer?

1365
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:19,360
Speaker 12: Guys?

1366
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:21,080
Speaker 3: Right now? Rainy, you're in a car. You're in a car.

1367
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:22,720
Speaker 4: Pretend you're a tree.

1368
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 3: Oh, Rainny, you're a tree. You're like to eat soup?

1369
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:28,960
Speaker 7: Wow?

1370
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 3: I believed it.

1371
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:33,320
Speaker 4: I felt, I felt that tree energy coming from her

1372
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 4: right there.

1373
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 3: I love it. I can smell the tomato soup coming.

1374
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:42,000
Speaker 11: Off the can I plug Jet City improv in Seattle.

1375
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:45,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love Jet City. I had a date night there,

1376
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:47,520
Speaker 1: not long ago with who I can't tell you.

1377
01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:54,800
Speaker 4: Oh, your husband, Well, thank you for putting on a

1378
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:57,080
Speaker 4: good show for Brook and her whoever.

1379
01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:59,320
Speaker 1: It's actually my husband's idea to take us there.

1380
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 4: Oh, it's a good idea. Yes, okay, not that hot

1381
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:04,640
Speaker 4: of a night thing. All right, Brooke, it's your turn.

1382
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 4: Are you ready?

1383
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:05,640
Speaker 1: I'm ready?

1384
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:09,800
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is Saxophone Day. Saxophones are

1385
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 4: part of what instrument family would wind? Name the South

1386
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:16,240
Speaker 4: American country that's played in every single soccer World Cup

1387
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:18,880
Speaker 4: since nineteen thirty Brazil. What day of the year is

1388
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:21,080
Speaker 4: the informal holiday Star Wars Day?

1389
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 1: May fourth?

1390
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 4: What is Prince Harry's official first name?

1391
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:25,400
Speaker 10: Eh?

1392
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:26,360
Speaker 1: Harold?

1393
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:30,160
Speaker 4: How many months end in the letter why? M four?

1394
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,400
Speaker 4: What Shakespeare play has the famous line to be or

1395
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 4: not to be Hamlet? What famous American inventor proposed to

1396
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:38,480
Speaker 4: his wife in Morse code?

1397
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:41,120
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh oh? The Morse code guy? What's his name?

1398
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:42,000
Speaker 1: Alexander Bell.

1399
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:45,600
Speaker 4: Okay, that's gonna do it. For the questions. Time to

1400
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:47,320
Speaker 4: head on over the scoreboard to see how you did

1401
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:47,760
Speaker 4: with Jose.

1402
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:51,439
Speaker 8: Well that and a nickel, get you a hot cup,

1403
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:57,960
Speaker 8: a jack squad, Rainie you got four.

1404
01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:01,560
Speaker 4: Today, Rainie coming with that fire, good score, well done?

1405
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:04,400
Speaker 3: And Brook yes you got one extra question?

1406
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:05,400
Speaker 1: Oh did it help?

1407
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,080
Speaker 5: You got five?

1408
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:13,000
Speaker 4: Brandy? Sorry, she just edges you out for the victory. There,

1409
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:16,080
Speaker 4: let's go over the answers. It's saxophone day. Saxophones are

1410
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:19,440
Speaker 4: part of the woodwind family. All single read instruments are

1411
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 4: considered woodwinds.

1412
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:23,040
Speaker 1: Shout out to my alto sax people in.

1413
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:26,400
Speaker 4: The name the South American country that's played in every

1414
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:29,160
Speaker 4: single soccer World's Cup, that would be Brazil, the only

1415
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 4: country that's been in every single one. Star Wars Day

1416
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:36,320
Speaker 4: falls on May fourth, May the fourth be with you. Yes,

1417
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:40,880
Speaker 4: Prince Harry's official first name is actually Henry. Oh Harry

1418
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:43,480
Speaker 4: just sounds more British. I think how many months ending

1419
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:46,920
Speaker 4: the letter why? That would be four January, February, May

1420
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:49,960
Speaker 4: and July. Shakespeare played with the famous line to be

1421
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:52,720
Speaker 4: or not to be is Hamlet and the American inventor

1422
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:54,960
Speaker 4: who proposed to his wife in Morse code would be

1423
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 4: Thomas Edison. Oh damn, is that the least romantic marriage

1424
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:00,760
Speaker 4: all time?

1425
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:02,600
Speaker 1: And it's kind of cool. Back then it looks like

1426
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:03,400
Speaker 1: the first.

1427
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:05,640
Speaker 3: You know, only he knew it, so she's like, what

1428
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:10,160
Speaker 3: is going on right now? He's like crying on his knees.

1429
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:15,040
Speaker 4: Just one beat for us, Rainie. I'm sorry it was

1430
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:16,800
Speaker 4: not enough to beat brook here, but the good news

1431
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 4: is just we're playing. We are going to give you

1432
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:21,480
Speaker 4: two tickets to see Tom Segura perform at the Emerald

1433
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:24,520
Speaker 4: Queen Casino as part of his new global tour on

1434
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:25,600
Speaker 4: April twenty fifth.

1435
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:29,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, thanks for being the first time. I

1436
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:30,600
Speaker 1: hope you call back again, Rainie.

1437
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:32,080
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, we gotta play a gun.

1438
01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:33,120
Speaker 4: Yeah totally.

1439
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:33,680
Speaker 3: That was fun.

1440
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:34,160
Speaker 5: We'll be back.

1441
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:37,000
Speaker 4: We're gonna do wind Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow, brooking

1442
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:38,000
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning.