WEBVTT - Bestie Break Ups w/ Liza Treyger 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.560 How do you tell someone they gave they give toothy 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:05.279 head without being rude. I don't need an amateur mistake. 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:06.400 You know, you. 0:00:06.320 --> 0:00:09.239 Should say what you do want and not like, because 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:10.879 if you say, oh, I don't like that, you know 0:00:11.119 --> 0:00:13.240 it's not great. But if you say, oh, I love 0:00:13.280 --> 0:00:13.880 when you do. 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:18.760 Yeah, but it's yes, like. 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:30.240 Sexy. You know what we do here destroy shame around 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:33.159 sex by talking about sex. Now, let me tell you 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:37.040 something messy. Hi, Okay, I want to know something messy 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:39.640 as not it's not sexually messy, but like, I am 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:43.320 in New York still, but I'm recording. I forgot that 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:46.040 I had to record this opening and I had taken 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:50.559 an edible So maybe we are an hour into your 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:55.160 messy mom on edible edible Camino Chill. Shout out to Camino. 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:58.720 I'm about to do this messy Monday's opening, which who 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:00.320 knows what it is. I'm in the closet it too, 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:01.920 because I had to travel with the mic and the 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:04.559 mic quality was off. So I'm in the closet, which 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:06.479 you know is not my favorite place to be. I'm 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:09.720 out in proud girl, but I'm back in this closet 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:12.840 under a blanket like a little fort trying to get 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:15.560 this mic quality correct for y'all because I love you, 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:18.000 because you know I love you. So what MESSI thinks 0:01:18.000 --> 0:01:19.840 gonna tell you, It's gonna probably be a bunch of 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:21.640 little things because I didn't have I've been in New 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:23.720 York for the last two weeks, and you know, one 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:25.560 of my friends message, You're like, are you have you 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:27.960 been getting a lot of dick? I said, girl, I've 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:32.319 been writing. I've been in rehearsals. I have not been 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:41.839 perusing the New York UH collection, the New York options. Girl. 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:43.840 You know, I've just been focused on the writing. But 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:47.520 New York has been wonderful. I will tell you that 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:52.080 recently I had I had some money come over UH 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:54.720 and we you know, had us a great little night. 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:57.920 But then after after I had to sage. And I 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:00.320 want to say this to you, don't be a right 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:04.960 to sage after a partner leaves, because sometimes the thing 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:07.120 about sex, it's energetic and people bring a lot of 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:09.000 their energies. You bring your energies. I don't want this 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:12.600 to sound too woo woo, but to the witchy girls, 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:14.560 stand up, you know, to the girls who loved Motilla, 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:18.200 stand up, you know, but like people come in, you 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:21.919 know to no punitendive. People come to your place or 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.320 you go to their place, and you are in each 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:27.280 other's energy, you know what I'm saying. And so after 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:29.680 a hookup leaves to this hook up left and it 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:32.040 was a great time. By the way, listen, I was 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:36.960 turned every which way but loops, amen somebody. But then 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:39.480 afterwards I was going to bed and I could not 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:42.280 get to sleep, and I remembered that like the conversation 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:44.400 that me and this person have, it was just a 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:48.000 little energy was a little lower, you know, the vibes 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:49.800 were a little lower. And so I was like, I 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:53.280 wonder if like they were just low energy a little bit. 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:56.000 So I had to sage. I got out of my bed, 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:58.960 I lit the sage, I walked around the apartment. Then 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:02.880 I lit the let some incense, you know. I said 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:06.920 a prayer to my grandmother. My grandmother knows what I 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:09.200 do these days now, and then I went back to 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:11.200 bed and I slept like a baby. But before I 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:13.359 there was so much unrest. So I just want to 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:16.800 say to you that if you after a hookup that 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:19.720 might have gone perfectly well, if you're not feeling settled 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:23.320 that's that's so, that's not uncommon, that's not like a 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:27.560 what I want to say, don't don't blame it on yourself. 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:29.799 Like there just might be energies might be a little 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:31.800 off and you might just need to save your incense 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:35.520 or do a little meditation or a little breathing, put 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:37.680 on a little music, get up and dance, whatever your 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:40.200 thing is, whatever your version take a walk, whatever your 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:43.080 version of cleansing this space is. Don't be afraid to 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:45.320 do that for yourself, because you know, sex and energy 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:49.320 is a real fucking thing. What else can I tell you? Oh, 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:52.720 so I did my show. This a presentation of my show. 0:03:52.760 --> 0:03:55.640 So you know, I'm doing ho Church, which is my 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:59.080 like solo show all about you know, my path to 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:01.880 sexual liberation and my time as a pastor's kid. My 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:04.360 grandmother was a minister, my mom is born again Christian, 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:07.080 all these things, and so I do this show that 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:10.920 is storytelling. Also like Puppets, there's a pussy puppet, a 0:04:10.920 --> 0:04:13.960 butt wole puppet, and Floppy who is an emotional penis 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:17.760 who can only get hard when he's emotionally connected. As 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:20.520 well as like activities and all these things that I 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:22.080 do on the show, But one of the things that 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:24.960 I do with pussy Puppet actually butt w hoole Puppet 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:29.160 is we teach people how to identify their turn ons. 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:30.680 And I wrote about this on Subsack, So if you're 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:33.800 following on subsack, you probably saw this on Monday. But 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:36.120 you know, one of the common questions that I would 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:39.279 get here on the pod here are messy mondays, would 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:41.359 be like, how do you know how to identify or 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:43.520 how do you identify your turn ons? How do you 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:46.800 begin to articulate what turns you on? A lot of 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:49.120 people go, I don't know what turns me on? And 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:51.560 so I wanted to create a little acronym or a 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:56.839 learning tool that helped me. Sorry, I am girl a reminder. 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:59.000 I know I might sound real coherent right now, but 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:02.320 this edible is whooping my ask and it's whopping my 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:06.000 Asopa gets his as because I'm trying to burn anyways, 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:08.800 So I wanted to go up with a learning tool 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:11.279 that could help us identify what our turn ons are, 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:13.560 which first and foremost, if you don't know what your 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:15.720 turn ons are, that is also a beautiful place to start. 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:18.160 I always say that I don't know in any situation 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:21.719 is a beautiful starting ground. So being able to articulate 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:23.840 for yourself when you go, oh, I don't know how 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:26.760 I feel about this, or I don't know what my 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:29.919 turn ons are, I don't know gives you space to 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:33.320 figure it out. Whereas if we pretend like we do know, 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:35.120 then we don't actually get to the truth of a thing. 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:38.160 So saying I don't know is really honest and truthful, 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:41.440 and that is the perfect first step to figuring out 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:44.000 what you do like or what you do want. And 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:47.400 so then after that I basically use this term bema. 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:51.440 So bima is actually, you know, in ancient Athens is 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:57.200 where orators would speak to citizens communication. We love that 0:05:57.440 --> 0:06:00.920 word here, tell me something messy, and so I use 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:04.320 it in ho church as like a reference point for communication. 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:10.240 In how you identify these turn ons which are bima, body, environment, mood, 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:14.559 acutrams because we fancy, we fancy hosts h ga ux 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:19.040 never forget, so I divide it into categories. So thinking 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:21.719 about your body, where on your body do you like 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:27.080 to be licked, touched, sniffed, kissed, And then moving into environment, 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:29.560 which is where do you want to have sex? Where 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:32.560 the locations and then mood what are the vibes. What 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:35.640 helps you create the vibes and then Accoutremont would be 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:37.680 the props that you need, the things that you need 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:41.839 for your sex. And so with when we when you 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:43.839 feel it the categories, I encourage you to be as 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:46.520 specific as possible. So with body, I'll use examples that 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:48.840 people gave in the show. It was like having your 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:53.680 nipples sucked, having your neck licked, having your armpits sniffed, 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:57.599 having your foot rubbed. Like right, because let me double back, 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:00.960 it's the when we sometimes when we ask they're turn ons, 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:03.600 they immediately go I like a blowjob, I like having 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:06.000 my ass eaten. I like to get fucked, which are 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:09.120 fabulous things. But the point of this section of the show, 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:11.280 and that I like to impress upon anyone, is right, 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:14.360 sex is not about penetration, or it's not just about penetration. 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:18.360 And there are so many many more components to come 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:24.400 opponents to sex than and to pleasure than your genitals 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:27.520 and what includes two genitals. So identifying other parts of 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:30.920 your body that are sensitive and that enjoy being played with, 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:34.160 I think is important. Environment E. Where do you like 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:37.000 to have sex? You know? So is that in the bedroom, 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:40.360 is it in the kitchen. Is it in you know, 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:44.920 the steam room? Is it in the back of the car. 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:47.600 You know? Somebody at the show said in an elevator, 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:51.000 which go off sis. Somebody else said a rooftop, which 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:53.280 come on wealth, come on rich? The text break it 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:56.600 was showing out, Okay, the rooftop, we would have mercy. 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:59.280 But you know, so identifying where you like to have sex. 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:03.880 Mood is the vibes, so I've learned from myself. I 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:07.720 love a scented candle, or I like to say sometimes 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:09.360 about the color of the light air. You want a 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:10.960 blue light, you want to read light? You want a 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:14.920 pink light? Or playlist? You know? And who we fucking to? 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:18.200 Is it Victoria Bonet? Is it DiAngelo? Is it Ambro Mark? 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:22.640 Is it? Is it some K pop? Is it? Uh? 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:23.160 Rock? 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:25.360 Like? You know what is the music that you What 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:26.840 is how you want to set the vibe? How do 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:30.080 you want the mood in the coutrements which are one 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:31.800 of the props. Do you need a strap on? Do 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:34.840 you need a cock ring? Do you need lube? Yes 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:40.920 you do? Do you need uh sex sheets? Uh? Do 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:44.440 you need things for you know, blindfolds? Like what are 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:48.240 the things that turn you on thetremos that you want 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:51.680 in your sex. So you know, if I would go 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:55.160 through this, I would put this in your notesapp body, environment, mood, autremoles. 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:56.840 You don't have to figure this all out at once. 0:08:57.160 --> 0:09:00.520 You can, you know, as you pose this question of 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:02.719 what are your turn ons and you figure something out, 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:04.560 or you experience me, oh I like this or I 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:06.960 love that, then write it down, you know. So like 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:09.440 if you if you're with a partner tonight or this 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:12.720 week and they you know, start flicking your nipples and 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:14.960 you go, oh, I actually love that, then write that 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:17.920 down on the body I like my nipples flicked. They 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:20.080 start licking in your ears. Some people hate that, some 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:21.920 people love that. If you discover that you love it, 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:25.040 put it in your list. I love my my ears licked. 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:30.400 If you experience yourself having sex in a in a 0:09:30.559 --> 0:09:32.880 room that is incredibly dirty, This happened to me once 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:35.920 and you're like, wow, I can't concentrate, then you might know, oh, 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:38.200 a clean room is what turns me on. A dirty 0:09:38.200 --> 0:09:40.240 If a dirty room turns you on, that's great as well. 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:43.760 Or you might you know, discover that I really love 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:46.520 fucking in a hotel room there's which that is a 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:51.000 personal one for me. A hotel room bait b ooh girl, 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:53.520 A different kind of horror comes out of me. Okay, 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:55.160 I never got a slut. I different got a hole 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:59.080 comes out of me. And I'll tell room for your vibes. 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:00.760 It's like, you know, you go to somebody spot or 0:10:00.800 --> 0:10:02.600 they come over and they introduce you to some new 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:06.080 music at that that artist or that genre to your 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:09.600 to your list where you're like, oh wow, they had 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:12.400 a rotating colors of lights. You know, I went from 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:14.520 the pink to the blue to the red or it 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:16.720 was in sync with the music, and that really turns 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:19.520 you on. Write that down andremons again like what are 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:22.319 the props? You know, whether it's I want handcuffs and 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:25.040 or I want I want a swing, I want a 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:29.080 fuck machine, I want madildo's, I want cock rings, I 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:32.960 want you know, hey, gay's poppers. Like what do you want? 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:35.760 What do you need? Write that down and then you 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:40.959 can bring that to I guess, the the the table, 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:43.839 the sex table, if you will ahead of time and 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:48.360 set yourself up for a really pleasurable experience. So be 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:53.319 my body environment mood at gutamles. I don't know why 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:55.599 I did with the accent like that. I wanted to 0:10:55.679 --> 0:11:01.120 feel fancy a trements accouterments, How I say in New York, 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:07.400 can't accouterment, Yeah, it would go accoutrement. You gotta know 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:10.840 you'll get all this education on this this here messy opening, 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:15.560 especially with this edible with my ass. Okay, I'm actually listen. 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:19.760 I'm impressed with myself because wow, by the way, welcome 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:21.880 to the show. This is tell me something messy. I'm 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:25.160 your host, Brandon Kyle, a good man. Some people call 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:28.800 me messy mom, but you could call me, uh a 0:11:29.040 --> 0:11:35.080 hold you cater, Okay, a stone ju cater? Yes, baby, 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:39.959 what's that term? A pothole? That's the term they use 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:45.640 for a stoned bottom. The more you hope that's just random, 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:48.240 the more you know, Ring the doorbell, I gotta get 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:51.400 out of here. Ring the doorbell. Maybe you know what 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:54.120 that means. It's time for I guess now why they 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:56.800 get situated. We'll get our messy. Kikey started with a 0:11:57.040 --> 0:12:01.760 how manifesto, repeat after me, lo or in your head, 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:05.600 Grant me the serenity to unpack my shame, the courage 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:08.120 to heal, the wisdom to know that sex is not 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:11.840 just about penetration, the audacity to advocate for my pleasure 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:14.600 and boundaries, the strength to not call my ex that 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:17.559 fuck boyfuck girl, or fuck bay. For it is better 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:20.480 to masturbate by myself in peace than to let someone 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:25.560 play in my motherfuck her face. That the community say, wolujah. 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:29.800 I am so excited to have Liza Traeger on the show. 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:33.679 Lisa is a stand up comedian, podcaster, actress based in 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:37.240 New York City. You can catch her on Netflix's Survival 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:40.040 of the Thickest and in twenty twenty five, her own 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:43.520 hour comedy special, I'm so excited for that. She likes 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:47.800 spending money, going out to eat, watching TV, smoking weed, 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:52.079 and being in bodies of water. Oh y'all, please help me. 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:55.440 Welcome Lisa, I said, Oh, because some bodies of water 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:58.760 not for me, but everything else, Lisa, I'm here for right. 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:03.120 This is the first time like meeting. Yeah, I feel 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:07.920 like I know you can. I tell you the which 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:12.200 is the reason I fell in love with you? Or 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:15.520 when I fell in love with you? Was actually maybe 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:18.480 ten years ago, ten or eleven years ago. And here's 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:21.960 what happened. I was randomly in Brooklyn. My best time 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:25.440 friend at the time lived in Williamsburg and she invited 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:30.160 me to Michael Chay's show, and I think Jay Farrow 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:34.040 was there and you were also performing, and then I 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:36.640 followed you immediately because you were the funniest of the night, 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:39.040 and I was like, dyang, does that sound right? 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:41.280 Yeah, Chase, one of the reasons I moved to New York. 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:43.240 Oh my goodness, it makes sense that I was doing 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:45.520 all his early early fun Yeah. 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:47.360 Yeah. I think I feel like he might have just 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:51.520 joined us and now. But anyways, you were hillaeous. I 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:53.400 can't tell you what you talked about, but I remember 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:53.839 being like. 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:56.040 I've been talking about the same things for a decade, 0:13:56.040 --> 0:14:00.960 which is what weed. Yeah, come yeah, being an immigrant. 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:03.720 Yeah, okay, that's why we love. That's why I love you. 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:04.240 There we go. 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:08.560 Every time it's new material, it falls under the same weed. 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:11.800 I love that beautiful, I know. And that's why I 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:14.120 still love all your stuff, because it's always like, yes, 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:16.320 let's have this conversation. I don't want to talk to 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:16.839 your kids. 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:19.960 Oh yeah, and now I only talk about the same 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:23.400 five things off stage too. It's like Taylor Swift, Soul cycle, 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:27.800 weed again, housewives, Yeah, welcome your. 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:32.880 Home so, Lauren, No, those are very exciting things. 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:34.600 Yeah, we could just talk about it. 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:38.000 Yeah, let me give you these messy mandates, so things 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:40.800 get to be unprocessed. Any thoughts or opinion shared have 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:43.160 the right to evolve, shift or change today, tomorrow, ten 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:46.320 years from now. And if during the kiki something you 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:50.160 know unintentionally offends, we say boos ball. That's our safe word, 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:53.400 which gives us a chance to stop address accordingly. 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:55.240 Do you still do messy Mondays? 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:55.920 Yes? 0:14:58.240 --> 0:14:59.520 Can I get messy Mondays? 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:02.480 By every Monday? I just did it. We were till 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:06.920 today or yesterday, whenever recorded. We talked about loads and 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:09.080 pushing loads out of Somebody said their pussy was so 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:13.200 full and they needed help pushing it. How somebody else? 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:14.040 What else was there? 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:16.800 It's cool Like other people we talk about have losers 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:21.080 as fans, and you have seated sectually liberated. 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:25.480 They're getting yes and they're happy when you're getting fucked 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:28.080 more or like having the kind of sexy you want 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:31.640 to have. You're just living I think a freer life. 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:34.240 I think a lot of people just need some good sex. 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:35.800 Shall we start with a loop breaker? 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:36.320 Yeah? 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:41.120 Fuck Mary Block? Yes, okay, so fuck Mary Block. Playing 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:45.120 with breasts, playing with ass, playing with feet. 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:49.200 Okay, feet are dead blocked, okay blocked. 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:51.200 I don't want to look at a foot. 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:52.960 Really, I love a foot. 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:58.160 No, I actually don't care about but really either, which 0:15:58.280 --> 0:15:59.280 is like crazy. 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:01.920 So I'm marrying boobs and I guess I'll like funk a. 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:04.040 Butt okay, And you're blocking the feet. 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:05.640 Yes, okay, okay. 0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:08.000 Do you have trouble with feet? 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:11.720 Is there like a they just aren't for I just 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:13.360 don't want to see it. And when I see like 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:15.640 a foot in the mouth and it takes me out, 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:18.480 you out really obsessed me. 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:22.520 I love to suck a toe. It's great, no, I know, 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:24.040 but it's tough. 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:27.960 It's tough for me. Okay, I am going to I 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:29.400 don't even think I've touched a foot. 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:33.400 Really accept a baby baby your own? Yeah, I get petty. 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:34.800 I've be getting pettigers in high school. 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:37.600 Oh wow, beautiful feet And you don't like. 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:40.800 Feet, well, I mean my mom, it's so funny genetics. 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:43.240 My mom, me and my niece all have the same foot. 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:44.560 And that was really funny. 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:49.680 Described like why like wide? I guess yeah, like a 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:51.920 wide uh chunky foot? No? 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:54.880 No, no, beautiful, gorgeous the nails and. 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:55.920 Yeah they're okay. 0:16:56.120 --> 0:16:57.920 I get like, I know, I get gel polished on 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:01.280 my toes, so it's like it's yeah, so you're. 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:04.600 Always like ready you can slip into a sandal and 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:08.600 stunt on the girls. Yeah yeah, I love that. 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:10.400 Yeah, but I wouldn't because. 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:16.720 I'm going to fuck playing with feet and all block 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:18.639 playing with breasts. I love a breast, but you know, 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:22.080 for obvious reasons, that's just not my forte. I'm not 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:23.920 great at it. But I do love a titty. 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:24.919 When I was, I loved it. 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:28.040 I was, you know, I was. I've always been gay, 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:30.360 never not been gay. But when I was in high 0:17:30.400 --> 0:17:32.600 school and still thinking that was straight, my favorite thing 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:33.679 to do was to suck on titties. 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:35.120 Yeah. 0:17:35.160 --> 0:17:38.639 Like the girlfriends that I had, I loved. Okay, this 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:41.800 one says, oh sorry, this fu Mary Block is so fun. 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:43.920 I love games. 0:17:44.080 --> 0:17:46.840 Games are the best. Fuck Mary Block, giving head, receiving 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:47.960 head a million. 0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:52.520 Dollars, that's so tough. I'm taking a million dollars. I 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:52.920 don't care. 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:54.560 You're marry a million dollars. 0:17:54.680 --> 0:17:56.280 Yeah, I'm marrying a million dollars. 0:17:56.359 --> 0:17:57.160 I want it same. 0:17:57.280 --> 0:17:59.840 I want to go to Costreika. I guess, hey, you 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:02.000 need a million dollars for that. But in my head, 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:03.439 I'm taking my whole family, taking. 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:05.600 A whole family, which also less than a million. 0:18:05.640 --> 0:18:10.800 But yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:18:09.840 --> 0:18:11.359 This is gonna be controversial. 0:18:11.600 --> 0:18:15.000 I'll fuck giving head and then I'll block getting head 0:18:15.000 --> 0:18:19.400 because I prefer to get fingered. Oh I like fingers, 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:20.919 so I'll do that. 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:23.040 That's such a flip most people. I hear people say 0:18:23.040 --> 0:18:24.920 fingers are okay, which you prefer the fingers? 0:18:25.000 --> 0:18:26.280 I like fingers way more. 0:18:26.400 --> 0:18:33.960 Wow, I love that. Okay, I'm going to marry giving head. 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:36.880 Uh nope, that's a lie. I'm gonna marry a million 0:18:36.920 --> 0:18:42.199 dollars talking about I want the millionomy. I want to 0:18:42.200 --> 0:18:44.000 marry the million head. I'm gonna invest in and make 0:18:44.040 --> 0:18:48.359 it a lot more. I'm going to uh fuck giving 0:18:48.440 --> 0:18:50.560 head and block receiving head. I prefer to give head 0:18:50.600 --> 0:18:52.720 and receive it. I love receiving it, but I love 0:18:53.240 --> 0:18:56.399 giving head and eating ass more than receiving it. 0:18:56.600 --> 0:18:59.200 Yeah. Yeah, I guess it's not that weird. 0:18:59.320 --> 0:19:01.879 It's not that weird. I guess. Yeah, we're just givers. 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:06.600 We're just givers. Last one Doggie style reverse cowgirl missionary. 0:19:07.720 --> 0:19:15.199 I'm going to fuck doggy style, dog style Marry Missionary, 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:18.240 And I'm going to get rid of reverse cowgirl, Okay, 0:19:18.320 --> 0:19:19.560 because you have to look at a foot. 0:19:22.640 --> 0:19:26.000 I'm not interested in that. 0:19:26.000 --> 0:19:28.320 That's the best reason I've ever heard to block it. 0:19:28.880 --> 0:19:31.280 I'm just like, because I don't want to be moving 0:19:31.320 --> 0:19:32.000 around that much. 0:19:32.200 --> 0:19:34.880 Yeah, I'll hang out you. I'm gonna I will block 0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:37.200 reverse Cowgirl. Not because I don't want to see feet, 0:19:37.200 --> 0:19:39.320 because I love a foot, but because I always find 0:19:39.320 --> 0:19:42.120 that it's like it takes a second to get into 0:19:42.160 --> 0:19:44.840 that position, and like depending it's just it's a little 0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:48.080 more acrobatic. There's a little more work that needs to 0:19:48.080 --> 0:19:48.680 happen around it. 0:19:48.960 --> 0:19:50.800 I mean, I'm sure it works for a lot of people, 0:19:51.000 --> 0:19:53.880 but I feel like it's a poor and propaganda position. 0:19:54.040 --> 0:19:58.560 Now one thousand is something that's just like, oh, we're fancy. 0:19:58.600 --> 0:19:59.359 It doesn't make it. 0:19:59.480 --> 0:20:02.120 They have to but up for the camera, Like that's why. 0:20:02.840 --> 0:20:05.600 I face the camera when you see that face, don't 0:20:05.600 --> 0:20:07.760 block your face. Yeah, that's what it is. 0:20:07.920 --> 0:20:10.480 And it suddenly came into the homes of people. But 0:20:10.560 --> 0:20:14.040 it's like it's for the screen unless it really works. 0:20:14.200 --> 0:20:17.280 That's a perfect take, that's a perfect take. Yeah, I'm 0:20:17.359 --> 0:20:21.639