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Speaker 1: You don't know me.

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Speaker 2: Confession I can't take battery earl arms.

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Speaker 3: Mouse Speaker text to seven eighty five nine two says

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Speaker 3: I love licking the tops of eight volt batteries. It

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Speaker 3: gives my tongue a fun little tingle on my third

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Speaker 3: battery this year.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I like to taste of pennies when I

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Speaker 2: was little. Yeah, just that you didn't swallow though, No,

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Speaker 2: I didn't swallow it. That's good. Yeah, good restraint broke.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, it just sounds like your stereotypical Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: listener with that text, they're getting themselves charged up to

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Speaker 1: listen to a brand new edition of the Mass Speaker.

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Speaker 2: When you've got batteries, jeff.

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Speaker 1: That's right where people can come on our show and

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Speaker 1: share a secret they have anonymously because we hide your

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Speaker 1: true voice. And today we have a woman who wants

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Speaker 1: to go by the fake name Amanda.

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Speaker 2: So Amanda, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 4: You're consuming anything you're all supposed to for this Mass Speaker, Ah,

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Speaker 4: like what, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not going to go through the whole list

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Speaker 1: of things you shouldn't be putting in your mouth, but

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Speaker 1: the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker, Amanda.

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Speaker 1: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 4: So it's public record now, but I don't think most

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Speaker 4: people actually like know about.

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Speaker 1: This, Okay, okay, yeah, it makes it sound like it's

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Speaker 1: going to be a crime.

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Speaker 4: I thought. Not nice. Okay, So I was in college.

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Speaker 4: I didn't have rich parents or anything. You know, I

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Speaker 4: had to like work my way through school.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, you're gonna gross chef out. Yeah, oh no,

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Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. I think I think. I think it's

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Speaker 2: great that you worked your way through college. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well I gotta saw that subway. So it's like I

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Speaker 4: would work like maybe four nights a week.

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but you're getting free food as a college food,

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Speaker 3: so it's sweet.

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Speaker 2: And it just always smells like fresh bread.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah. And so it wasn't just like a college town.

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Speaker 4: So we have like random people or there. And one

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Speaker 4: of my coworkers' comb Doug, and he was probably twice

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Speaker 4: my age at the time, like mid forties or something,

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Speaker 4: and we he would complain about like grant utilities and

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Speaker 4: min wage all that.

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Speaker 2: Let's go dog. Everybody knows a Doug in their life.

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Speaker 2: I think I am Doug.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I hope you have this dog, because one day

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Speaker 4: he came in and he was driving like this bright

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Speaker 4: blue Bentley and I was like, how what Wow, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Just thinking's a drug dealer Blue Bentley. He just randomly

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Speaker 2: showed up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. He said he won it in like a cargiveaway

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Speaker 4: contest at the mall or something.

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Speaker 2: But even so you got to pay the taxes on those.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so he says he wanted it a contest

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Speaker 1: at the mall.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And we were just like, oh, that's cool, congrass.

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Speaker 4: But then we noticed he started like dressing nicer, like

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Speaker 4: designer brands. He came in with a gucy bag. We're like, okay, dougah.

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Speaker 2: Does it still works at Subway at this point?

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I also don't know why he was still working there,

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Speaker 4: because he wasn't playing around branch anymore, you know, working.

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Speaker 2: He's the same job as you. He's making sandwiches, right,

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Speaker 2: taking orders.

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Speaker 4: Suddenly he's like, this job actually plays pretty well.

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Speaker 2: Don't you think?

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Speaker 4: It's went on for like months? I guess because one

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Speaker 4: time he even tried taking me aside and was like, hey,

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Speaker 4: you know you're paying for school, Like here's five hundred

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Speaker 4: bucks to help you out.

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Speaker 3: That's nice.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god?

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Speaker 4: Is that nice?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. It depends on what the confession is.

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Speaker 1: Maybe when the lottery did you take the money?

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Speaker 4: I got a weird feeling and I was like, no, that's.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, And yeah, I mean you felt. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: something weird is going on with Doug where his whole

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Speaker 1: life is turned around all of a sudden, Like what's

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Speaker 2: Did you figure it out?

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Speaker 1: Conclusion? Rob?

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Speaker 4: So one night where it works with me and Doug,

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Speaker 4: and these two guys walk up when they're wearing dark

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Speaker 4: glasses and they're all fancy and suits. Yeah, and they

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Speaker 4: asked for Doug, like by his full name, and they

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Speaker 4: say they're with the FDI.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, FBI and they actually dressed movies.

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Speaker 4: That's crazy.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw them like confirmed his identity or whatever,

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Speaker 4: and then like walk them outside, you know, all of it,

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Speaker 4: like cuff him, take them away. And so I never

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Speaker 4: saw a Doug again.

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Speaker 2: Oh what but how do you say this so casually?

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Speaker 4: My dog?

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Speaker 2: So what happened? Why did he get arrested?

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Speaker 4: So he he had created a fake medical company, like

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Speaker 4: he was building the local hospital for medical supplies and delivering.

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Speaker 2: Them or something. He was the hospital.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it just works like I guess every two weeks

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Speaker 4: he was kidding, you know, in voice their checks or

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Speaker 4: whatever from the hospital, like a couple hundred thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Doug's hospital.

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Speaker 1: I know it's bad, but in his defense, the hospitals

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Speaker 1: do charge people a lot of money, but they're.

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Speaker 2: All going broke. Jeff, how is it possible?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: That's why everything's so broken. It doesn't make logical sense

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Speaker 2: because Doug is fleecing all the money.

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Speaker 1: After they go, Oh, Doug, what are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Is he still in prison?

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Speaker 4: Do you know? I do know. So he had gone

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Speaker 4: on for a while, like months, right, like he had

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Speaker 4: accumulated like a couple hundred thousand dollars in like bills

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Speaker 4: or whatever. And then yeah, so I found out that

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Speaker 4: he only served one year in jail. So I guess

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Speaker 4: he must have used all his money for good lawyer.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: After stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars from.

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Speaker 2: A hospital get given for crime. That's a white collar crime,

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Speaker 2: I mean.

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Speaker 4: But this is the craziest part. So I didn't work

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Speaker 4: there anymore, but I still had a friend at that

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Speaker 4: subway and they said, Doug came back in and reapplied.

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Speaker 1: It's a job, no, come off the boss or was

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Speaker 1: he still in the Bentley?

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Speaker 2: We know the answer. Oh god, Well, Jeff you've made

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Speaker 2: a good point.

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Speaker 1: Only one year, I mean.

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Speaker 2: That might be kind of worth it.

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Speaker 3: You don't get the money back after you get out,

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Speaker 3: just you're driving a Bentley like pretty solid, just like

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Speaker 3: free room.

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Speaker 2: You're like, I have a felony for life, and good

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Speaker 2: things happened to guys.

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Speaker 1: Back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, Oh my god, Amanda, that's a wild story.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy.

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Speaker 2: Do you wish you would have taken the five hundred

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Speaker 2: bucks now? At least?

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Speaker 4: No, I don't know if I would have been involved

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Speaker 4: if I had, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's Dirney money. You're right, but you still make.

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Speaker 4: A mean sandwich, very high standards.

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Speaker 1: Something good came out of this, and you can text

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Speaker 1: it in the seven eight, five nine two. If you

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Speaker 1: have a confession you've been holding on to, we'll hide

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Speaker 1: your identity, mask your voice, and make you our next

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Speaker 1: mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning