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Speaker 1: Jewels Show is here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: best radio you've heard in a while, The Jews Show.

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Speaker 1: Just gotta say it right now? What's that? I know

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Speaker 1: it's a little bit early, but birthdays, Alex precious birthday.

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Speaker 1: Isn't it like four weeks away? Yes, it's like late

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Speaker 1: next month. Happy birthday though? Okay? Well thanks, I think

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Speaker 1: the Jubels confused. I guess it's less than thirty days.

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Speaker 1: So is it my birthday month? Even though it's not

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Speaker 1: my birthday month? Well, no, I'm talking about what happened yesterday. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and yesterday, Well we're getting into this, okay. Well, I

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Speaker 1: have a fifteen year old daughter names Bella. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: if y'all have ever had a teenage or or teenage

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Speaker 1: let anybody I'm a new I'm a new parent. I'm

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Speaker 1: by the way, with the term step anyway, Alex and

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Speaker 1: I have to explain that every single time because there

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Speaker 1: But if you already knew that, cool anyway. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: it's that time right now. Yeah, and Alex had a

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Speaker 1: Alex's birthday isn't for four weeks. Yeah, it was true.

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Speaker 1: So my daughter threw us. I mean she played party.

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Speaker 1: She played party during her school day. Oh yesterday, she

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Speaker 1: and there's about one hundred balloons blown up around the house.

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Speaker 1: you're fifteen year old. Planet surprise party when they were

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Speaker 1: It's another Jubil phone frame morning. Hello, Hello, how's the show?

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Speaker 1: How's that feel? Ah? Ah? I'm not great? Who is this?

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Speaker 1: My name's Pete. We don't know each other, but I

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Speaker 1: know you very well. Pete, Pete, why are you calling me?

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Speaker 1: Who are you let me jog your memory a little bit.

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Speaker 1: A couple of days ago, I was driving along trying

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't shut up with your whistling. Remember now, does

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Speaker 1: that job your memory? No, it doesn't jog my memory.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I'm talking about the fact

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Speaker 1: it feel? Huh? Huh? Doesn't feel very good, does it?

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Speaker 1: You tracked down my phone number on the phone with you?

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Speaker 1: Sure seems I get, doesn't it? Look? Man, my job

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Speaker 1: is to direct traffic like whistle Enough? Look man, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what your deal is. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: tracked me down. But this needs to end. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: driving by. I won't stand for it, and I'm fighting back.

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Speaker 1: How does it feel? Huh? Huh? Take this forever. Stop it? Hey,

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Speaker 1: I said, stop, damn it, dude, stop it stop enough?

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Speaker 1: What hellom? Oh boy, dude, are you okay? Are you eight?

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Speaker 1: Are you? Yeah? You are you? Are you dagging on

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Speaker 1: the whistle? Did you swallow them? Hey? Look? You need help, like,

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Speaker 1: is there is there anybody around me? Stop? You just

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Speaker 1: need to find someone to do the high like manouver Okay,

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Speaker 1: is there anyone there? Yeah, the high like member. Somebody

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Speaker 1: the whistle back? Anybody? Tom? Yeah? Are you there? Yeah? Man?

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Speaker 1: Are you okay? Oh? I just did the haim. Look

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Speaker 1: on myself and oh, this is really cocked up the whistle.

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Speaker 1: I coughed up the whistle. But I hope I made

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Speaker 1: my point. And you know what else I got? I

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Speaker 1: and my wallow. Oh ah, did you choke on the

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Speaker 1: Oh it's a phone prank, That's what's going on. What

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewil from The Jewel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your co worker Steve set

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Speaker 1: you up. It's a joke that they've been messing with

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Speaker 1: you because you've had a direct traffic on the job

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Speaker 1: screw her. Man, thank got me? Good? God it we're

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Speaker 1: always messing with if. I can't wait to figure out

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Speaker 1: I had to actually do that with the traffic one

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Speaker 1: to get into characters, So that's uncomfortable. The Jebel Show

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Speaker 1: on demand First Date follow up, time for your first

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Speaker 1: Matthew And Matthew isn't getting a call back from a

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Speaker 1: I'm doing okay though. All right, so you said that

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Speaker 1: back to like the you know, virus we were we

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Speaker 1: my opinion. That's a bed a date. Yeah, well, how

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Speaker 1: did the date at your house? Go? Well? I want

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Speaker 1: to know what you made for dinner? Catchio peppe. It's

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Speaker 1: just a black pepper pasta made up. I've never heard

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Speaker 1: of that before. That sounds like you made that name up. Well,

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Speaker 1: either way, it's only like four and five ingredients. It's

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Speaker 1: not like trusted. It sounds that sounds a lot fancy.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you made lemon chicken and then you

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Speaker 1: Well basically the Italians made up the name. But either way, yeah,

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Speaker 1: jomp Stancier, that it does. I think did that impress her? Well?

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Speaker 1: I mean it did seem to impress her. So, I mean,

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Speaker 1: any man who's cooking pepe I, don't you say it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: How do you say it? Your name is better? Right?

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Speaker 1: Like sounds like a winner to me other than the food.

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Speaker 1: How was the date though, Well, I mean it went great, Like,

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Speaker 1: you know, we watched a movie, like, had a bottle

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Speaker 1: between you two? We had a brief little kiss and

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Speaker 1: got home did you actually organize another date with her?

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Speaker 1: We will. We talked about making tenant, We made tentative plans.

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Speaker 1: Jubils First Date follow up the Jebels Show on demand,

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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. I do not like the person

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Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret. Back hair, lots of it,

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Speaker 1: here's I gotta get this off my chest, not my back,

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Speaker 1: that's a big fine. I got all the time. Really, yeah,

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Speaker 1: for the biscuit. I don't just like dive in there

421
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Speaker 1: without you know, uh, precautions. I'm more careful about it

422
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 1: than that. So what do you do then? Uh, well,

423
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 1: I'm one of those guys that you one of those

424
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:15,360
Speaker 1: guys that has a dummy that sits next to those

425
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 1: people get caught. Yeah. No, I'm sure if those guys

426
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 1: get caught to get like the full maximum fine every

427
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,880
Speaker 1: time because the cop is insulted you. No, I have

428
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 1: a baby car seat in the back seat, and I

429
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 1: put a little blanket over it. And if I know

430
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 1: I'm going on the on the highway, I put like

431
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,400
Speaker 1: a baby on board sticker and between those two things

432
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 1: with the untinted window. So far, so good. You fake

433
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Speaker 1: that you have a baby in the back. Yeah, that pregnant,

434
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 1: you can get in the car seat. My kids are

435
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 1: bigger now, and I was just like, I'm just gonna

436
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 1: keep this handy and then if I know I'm going

437
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,479
Speaker 1: on the road, pop it in there. That's funny. Okay, Well,

438
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 1: what if you get pulled over, right and the cop

439
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 1: wants to see the baby? What should be a weird request?

440
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 1: I thought they would do that, but show me your baby?

441
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 1: What I mean is there, can you throw your voice

442
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Speaker 1: and make like a little baby cry sound like r

443
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Speaker 1: in the back seat like no, it's crying, right, I mean,

444
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: it doesn't come up yet, but I gotta imagine, like,

445
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,959
Speaker 1: who's the Compton's gonna go show me the baby? Right,

446
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 1: I'll just have like act like it's I mean, I can.

447
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 1: I just channeled the you know, the panic of being

448
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 1: of having a baby who's just the first time he's

449
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: sleeping all day and just get real emotional about it.

450
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 1: And that's they let me roll how like a baby

451
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 1: crying something? You know on your bluetooth speaker like in

452
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 1: the back that's really smart. I sometimes hand like a

453
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Speaker 1: rasty seat handy and if you know, I if I

454
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Speaker 1: could pop that in and be like listening to baby

455
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: shark over here. Let me just let a cute sleep please, Yeah,

456
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 1: baby shark, Baby shark shark. As soon as you roll

457
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 1: it on your window, baby and baby Shark's playing, I'm sure.

458
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 1: Don't matter what it costs fooling you over for it,

459
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: they'll turn around and get back in their car. Go ahead,

460
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Speaker 1: I have a good day. They wouldn't even. They wouldn't even.

461
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,920
Speaker 1: I mean they would totally believe you. Yes they would. Yeah,

462
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,360
Speaker 1: it seems fool proved to me. Thank you for telling

463
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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret? Back hair in a lot

464
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: of it? What's your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show

465
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 1: on demand, good boarded. It's a jewel show on your radio.

466
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 1: And right now I don't think I need to tell

467
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 1: you this, but there is some weather outside, also some

468
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: traffic and stop my toe getting out of bed today

469
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 1: out that's relatable. Welcome to the Jewil Show. We're relatable,

470
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 1: funny and real. Get some songs to get you pumped

471
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 1: up on your drive to work. It is whatever time

472
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,360
Speaker 1: it is, and the weather's I would is wow. Yeah,

473
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 1: how about that's a good job. Thanks. I've been doing

474
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Speaker 1: radio for a long time. Obviously, it's a jewel show.

475
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 1: Alex and English Evan have not been in radio very long. No, No,

476
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,119
Speaker 1: Alex is only in radio because I convinced her to

477
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 1: do it, and ever since then she's talked about how

478
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: much she can't wait to get out of radio. English.

479
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 1: Evan has been doing radio for about a year. Yeah,

480
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:05,239
Speaker 1: no that long. Good Board Egg just in score last night,

481
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 1: some grizzy stuff going on with alboard Egg. Got a

482
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: coaching here. You're like, is that guy's name al Morning

483
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 1: or Alboarding? Good board Egg. We got out boarding coming

484
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 1: in here today. It's like, it's okay, is his name

485
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: Boarding or Morning? I don't know anyway, I'm only I

486
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: wanted to point out just one thing because you know,

487
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,400
Speaker 1: we work very hard to put together this show long hours,

488
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: and we have a thing in radio called a prep

489
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: service right right where a lot of shows use them,

490
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 1: and they supposed to give you content to talk about,

491
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 1: ideas to talk about the news. You know, they do

492
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: things like, hey, here's the way to relate to your audience.

493
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 1: Tell a funny story about stubbing your toe, because everybody's

494
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 1: stubbed their toe once in their life. Right, they'll be

495
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: laughing along with you, and you can tell them what

496
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 1: time it is and how the weather is outside. Yeah, exactly.

497
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 1: So they give you all kinds of topics, but everyone's

498
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: while I like to go through and just point out

499
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: how bad some of this stuff is. So we got

500
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,719
Speaker 1: this from one of the like a radio Facebook page though,

501
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: with a bunch of radio people get together and share ideas,

502
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: which if you want to get dumber, follow one of

503
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 1: these pages. Yeah, they'll say things like this. This one

504
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 1: old guy that's been doing radio forever and by the way,

505
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 1: he does Top forty radio, right, this kind of radio,

506
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 1: like young radio. Yeah yeah right, but he's like eighty

507
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: five and he's still trying to be young, so a

508
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: bit out of touch, out of touch. But he had

509
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 1: this whole long blog post on this Facebook page for

510
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 1: radio people about you know what, I just a philosophy

511
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 1: came to me the other day, and you know what

512
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: his philosophy was, you know what? The thing that hit

513
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,879
Speaker 1: him out of the blue was, Remember this guy's like

514
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 1: ninety five years old. Okay, do your show for your audience,

515
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: not for you. Uh yeah, thank so. That's the kind

516
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: of stuff you get. But somebody posted this thing on

517
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: one of the radio Facebook pages with all kinds of

518
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: prep on it for you to do for your show

519
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 1: if you want to use it. And this was, dude,

520
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: a fun little thing to do on a Wednesday. Random

521
00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 1: facts for a Wednesday, according to other radio people, which

522
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 1: they think would be really entertaining to you. So let

523
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: me know if this is entertaining. Okay, good Wednesday. This

524
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: is great content. This is from the Facebook page full

525
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 1: of radio people bouncings, and they're they're being one hundred

526
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: person serious, which is the worst spot. Yeah, they're saying

527
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: this is really good content, and I agree, good content

528
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,239
Speaker 1: to make fun of. But here's another crazy fact for

529
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: you to give your audience on a Wednesday. Really knock

530
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: their shocks off. Here's another random fact for you. Did

531
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Speaker 1: you know there are seventy six colleges whose sports team

532
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: nicknames are the Eagles who Tigers is the second most

533
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 1: common with forty six and Bulldogs third with forty Okay,

534
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: that one is actually kind of interesting. Oh yeah, okay,

535
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: so can you resay that set again? Yeah? Here we go, right,

536
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: seventy six that have the Eagles as their mascot, forty

537
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: five that have tigers English seven. I would like you

538
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: to try that again, but try it in your best

539
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: radio voice. Good morning, good boy, good boarding. Everybody listening up.

540
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: Did you know that there are a lot of schools

541
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 1: around the country that have their mascot as the eagle?

542
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: How many? How many? Forty seventy nine, seventy nine? And

543
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: there are forty five schools that have tigers, far far tigers,

544
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 1: and then forty two having turtles. Is that the last one?

545
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: There was no turtles on it? But you know what,

546
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: the way you deliver that made me buy into it.

547
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: I believe you there you go absolutely say with confidence,

548
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 1: people believe it. Can you think of good boarding? I

549
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: have a booger on my mic Well you did, like,

550
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: I don't know what you were doing over there when

551
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 1: you were like stuff, like you were like, you know,

552
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: take it out? Is that right there? You know what

553
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: that's called? What great content? We're gonna put that on

554
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: the Facebook page. Here, here's a great idea for your board.

555
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 1: Is yet really getting into it. Have one of the

556
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: people on your shift say something and he gets a

557
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: booger on the microphe, and then you can be like, oh,

558
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: this is disgusting. We need to sanitize. This is the place.

559
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,239
Speaker 1: Then you can do a whole thing like put it

560
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 1: on the internet too, about how you had to sanitize

561
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: the whole studio because English Evan had a bigger on

562
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: the microphone. That is good boarded Coming up next, coach

563
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Speaker 1: Al Boordigg Live in Studio Tustin four one six one.

564
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Speaker 1: Was that the most amazing radio you ever heard? Because

565
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: I think it was almost razied. It wasn't radio we

566
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: ever did? All Right, the Jewbil Show on demand? It's

567
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: another Jewbil phone frame. Hello, almost looking for Brittany. Uh

568
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 1: this is she? Hey Brittany. Um, we don't know each other.

569
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: Curly wanted me to call you. I was gonna have

570
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: her call, but she told me that I needed to call,

571
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: so she gave me your number and she's currently not

572
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: talking to me. So anyway, Hey, I, um, I'm sorry.

573
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, she's fine. I'm um, I'm just sorry. I'm sorry.

574
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: You're sorry about what what is happening? Um? So you

575
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: let Carly borrow your car for the week while you're

576
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 1: out of town? So mean? So yes, I let her

577
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: borrow my car. Yeah, she's been borrowing it. Where is Carly?

578
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: What are you trying to tell me right now? Um?

579
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 1: She's not talking to me like I said, and she

580
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 1: gave me your phone number. And it's probably because um,

581
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 1: I was um hungry. You know how you get hungry

582
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 1: sometimes you're just sitting around. You want a sandwich. I

583
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 1: want a sandwich. What are you talking about? Just tell

584
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: me where Carly is? Okay? Is Carly? Okay? What is

585
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: going on? Well? You know? Okay, So I'm trying to

586
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 1: tell you know how you get hungry and you want

587
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: a sandwich because I was in the mood for a

588
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 1: big sandwich and I was thinking maybe I wasn't sure

589
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: because there's a couple of delis around the house, so

590
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 1: there's one about sandwiches. I don't give a about that.

591
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: What is going on? All right? Well you say that now,

592
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: but I don't think you've tried the sandwich. That's like.

593
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: There's this eli on the street. It's called Carpaccio's, and

594
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 1: they have this amazing, um like spicy Italian sub at

595
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: Carpaccio's down the street. I do not give a Carpaccios. Okay,

596
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: do you get good about Dominicos because that's the other

597
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: place I was gonna get a sandich from. I couldn't

598
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: diciprything to two um, And so I was sitting there

599
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm hungry. I need a sandwich.

600
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: And then Carly was in the shower, so she's taking

601
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: a shower. And then there were the car keys on

602
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: the coffee table, was watching some TV. Oay, it sounds

603
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 1: like you're about to tell me that you either stole

604
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Speaker 1: my car or you took my car somewhere. Just get

605
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 1: to the point. I decided on Carpaccios. I don't care

606
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 1: about your selection process. Is my car? Okay? Where is

607
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: my car? It's in the window of Carpaccios. What. Yeah,

608
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: Like I said, I decided on Carpaccios. And then I

609
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: mean it means I rammed your car in front of

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Speaker 1: a Delil be more clear. What Okay, I'm gonna I'm

611
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Speaker 1: gonna all the cops right now, and and and and

612
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: get you a rested for stealing my car. Okay, well

613
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: where are you? I don't think that we really need

614
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: to get the cops involved, do we? I mean, what

615
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 1: are you're talking about? We don't need to get the

616
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:16,240
Speaker 1: cops involve. You stole my car window? Yes I did. Um, Also,

617
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: you did let my friend borrow it for the week,

618
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: and or maybe you're gonna be stealing Like what are

619
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: you talking about? I'm having a bit. I'm having a

620
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 1: bit of a problem with the stealing word and sort of,

621
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,839
Speaker 1: you know, the the pointing fingers. I'm having a bit

622
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: of a problem. Oh really, you're having a problem with

623
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: pointing the finger when you're the person that stole my

624
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: car and roll it into a window. Okay, so you're

625
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 1: correct on that. I did tell you that I did it.

626
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: I also told you that you should that Carle left

627
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: the keys on the coffee table and I had no

628
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: choice but to borrow the car because I was hungry

629
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Speaker 1: to go get a sandwich and I was also trying

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Speaker 1: to go. I don't give us about the sandwich, and

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Speaker 1: I care about is my car. I don't care about

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Speaker 1: you not feel you feeling upset about stealing. At this point,

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Speaker 1: you have taken my car and crashed it. Do you

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Speaker 1: know how expected that car? I was also trying to

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Speaker 1: give you a really solid recommendation on a sandwich, and

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Speaker 1: you just kind of about sandwiches. I don't care. Okay, fine,

637
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: Well maybe you care that this is a prank phone call,

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00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: then what do you what do you mean? I mean

639
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 1: that this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your friend Carly set

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Speaker 1: you up. Oh my god, Oh my god, I am.

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Speaker 1: I'm like pacing in my living room right now. Is upset?

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Speaker 1: Is it because you want one of those carpaccio sandwiches?

644
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: I bet no. Your friend said you let her borrow

645
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Speaker 1: a car for a week and she wanted to freak

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Speaker 1: you out. So everything's fine. The Jewel Show on Demand.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news or Wednesday Marks

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Speaker 1: twenty four, twenty twenty one. I'm jewel fresh and screw

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Speaker 1: an apple. A viagra day might keep the doctor away. Really,

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Speaker 1: it's a good thing that I wake up every single

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Speaker 1: morning with a viack because, according to a new study,

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Speaker 1: viagra and other d drugs might have a great unexpected

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Speaker 1: side effect. They can actually lengthen your life as well. Oh.

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Speaker 1: Researchers found that viagra and other ed drugs help you

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Speaker 1: live a girthier life because those drugs can protect you

657
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Speaker 1: against heart attacks, protect you again. Yeah, okay, so it's

658
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Speaker 1: like aspirin. Yeah it is, but with a way more

659
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Speaker 1: fun side of it, probably because it makes your blood

660
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Speaker 1: pump in a certain way or something. But if you

661
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Speaker 1: do have a heart attack. Also, you have a better

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Speaker 1: chance of surviving if you have taken viagra, interesting or

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Speaker 1: another type of dy drug. Researchers say. They suggested having

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Speaker 1: a casual relationship quote with dy drugs can help you

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Speaker 1: live a longer life. So casually it means once in

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Speaker 1: a while, not like, you know, five times a day. Yeah, right,

667
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: so that's really beneficial for you, guys. It is. I

668
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Speaker 1: think I'm going to stop taking it. Yeah, with that,

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Speaker 1: I took not before work please. Yeah, I've been wearing

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Speaker 1: sweatpants to work lately a lot. Oh god, So I'm

671
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: gonna start taking it all right. This is the i

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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

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00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news. And for our

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00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: next story, let's send it on over to Alex freyash

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00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 1: his own location in Los Angeles, California's Angelus. I have

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Speaker 1: an update on Kylie, you guys. So yeah, we reported, Yes, Kylie, well,

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Speaker 1: the only one, the one on only. Sorry if you're Kylie, sorry,

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Speaker 1: if you're any other Kylie. I just want to make

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Speaker 1: sure it could have been Yeah, it could have been Kylie.

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Speaker 1: Mino is also Kylie's, but not Kylie. Kylie okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday we all did the story on Kylie Jenner and

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Speaker 1: how she asked her fans to help donate to get

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Speaker 1: her friend, her old friend acquaint's she was sixty thousand

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Speaker 1: and four, his brain surgery makeup artist. She only donated

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Speaker 1: five thousand astro fans of don'tate. The rest she got

686
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Speaker 1: tore apart because of it, and I have an update.

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00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: She broke her silent on it. She said, okay. So

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Speaker 1: she said that she posts a link to the go

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Speaker 1: fund me on her Instagram story to make people aware

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Speaker 1: of it, and she doesn't know why people took it

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Speaker 1: the wrong way. So that Sam's family reached out to

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Speaker 1: her through Ariel and they're very appreciative of all the donations,

693
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Speaker 1: prayers and love towards Sam. Okay, to make people aware

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Speaker 1: of it, But you still could have if you wanted

695
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Speaker 1: them to be aware of your friend's struggle, you could

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Speaker 1: have done that and still paid for it and said, hey,

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Speaker 1: everybody wish my friend, Well it's not going. Hey, everybody,

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Speaker 1: give donate some money when I can take care of

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Speaker 1: it all. Well, with just a few hours work, it's

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Speaker 1: cracked like one hundred thousand dollars. So wow, while over

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Speaker 1: the sixty So that's good. At least, yeah, at least

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Speaker 1: there's some good people in the world donated to him.

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Speaker 1: That's so he got to the goal and Kylie still stingy.

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Speaker 1: All right, So that's my story and I'm sending it

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Speaker 1: back to you very much, Alex. This is the i

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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news. And for our next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's send it on over to English Evan, who's at

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Speaker 1: a Build a Bear in Montana right now building a bear.

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Speaker 1: Why are you doing that? English Evan? That's a good wall.

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Speaker 1: I've never been to Build a Bear, have you, guys?

712
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Speaker 1: We just went recently. That's why he's the first time.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't good. Um, it was fine, it was lit,

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Speaker 1: it was awesome. It was actually because we were pretty

715
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Speaker 1: much one of the only ones in there, we got

716
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Speaker 1: social treatment because you know, social distancing. So it's okay,

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00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: oh well, lovely, not like normal because normally you go

718
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: in there and it's just crazy kids everywhere, a lot

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Speaker 1: of kids in Build a Bear. Well, actually, I'm in

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Speaker 1: North Carolina and I wanted to start off this story

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Speaker 1: with a little bit of a question. So obviously you

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Speaker 1: guys live together, Jubile and Alex. What is the craziest

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Speaker 1: thing you guys have in your house? An eight year old?

724
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Speaker 1: Because that's a really good one. But police are now

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Speaker 1: investigating North Carolina at home because of a drug grade

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Speaker 1: that was going on, and they ended up finding a

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Speaker 1: bunch of nerve guns which were actually real guns. WHOA,

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Speaker 1: so they changed them like they they painted them and

729
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Speaker 1: also put the logos of NERF guns onto the real guns. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's a way easier way to do it if you're

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Speaker 1: trying to make a real gun out of a very

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Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, they like tweaked the NERF guns

733
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Speaker 1: to make them real guns. They just painted them. But

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Speaker 1: the pistol in question is a Glock Model nineteen with

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Speaker 1: a fifty round drum magazine does painted orange and blue

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Speaker 1: and has the NERF logo on it. Wow. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean it's kind of obvious. I think to police it

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Speaker 1: should be obvious, right if there's a drug house, right,

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Speaker 1: usually usually people are coming up to that house at

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Speaker 1: all hours of the day and night. You know, it's

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Speaker 1: very shady. There's dudes coming and going who probably don't

742
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Speaker 1: look like the most savory characters on the planet and

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Speaker 1: they're just carrying around NERF guns, Like I don't think

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Speaker 1: this is a front for like a big nerf battle

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00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 1: that's going on pretty obvious to the car. You might

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Speaker 1: lose your job over that one. About to lose a job, lady,

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Speaker 1: and that means the Iron m Let's come tune in

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Speaker 1: for the day. Don't worry though, against same time tomorrow

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Speaker 1: job you about to lose yo job. You're about to

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Speaker 1: lose yo job because containing me And that was the

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Speaker 1: ionn The idiot news that work for idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news in tomorrow for another hard maybe literally

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Speaker 1: from the Irons the Jewels Show on demand, jebils Dirty

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Speaker 1: Little Secret. I like the way the caller on the

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00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: phone for the Dirty Little Secret today feels sorry in

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Speaker 1: my fingertips. I like it a lot odd Why because

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Speaker 1: remember it's thy little secret text in four one to

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret, you

759
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 1: can tell us anything. Feel free to say whatever. We

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00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 1: don't ask your name. We keep everybody anonymous. That's why

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00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,879
Speaker 1: everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now to tell us a dirty little secret. Gummy Bears,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm glad it wasn't sued way that they

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Speaker 1: feel in my fingers like bouncy gummy bears, then they

765
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Speaker 1: also taste delicious. Two? What's gummy bears? Hey? Good? How

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Speaker 1: are you? Oh? I'm good? Are you herebro? Or the knockoff? Wait? Cool?

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Speaker 1: I mean, how do you say it, Harry Harry Bow?

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Speaker 1: It sounds like I'm going to cool it? I said

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Speaker 1: it wrong and I was just so, are you Harry

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Speaker 1: Brow or the knockoff brand? I'm probably the knockoff brand.

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00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm I'm quite that cool. All right, Well,

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00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:31,319
Speaker 1: knockoff gummy bears? What's your dirty little secret? Well? I

773
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: I have been dropping bird seed in one of my

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Speaker 1: neighbor's yards to get all of these all of the

775
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 1: birds in town to come, uh like tear up his

776
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:44,760
Speaker 1: garden and crap all over his house and car and stuff.

777
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 1: I've been doing it for months and I'm loving it.

778
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm loving it. I love how you

779
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 1: said all the birds in town? Like yeah, wait, so

780
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:58,399
Speaker 1: you're putting bird food in his garden? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,

781
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,879
Speaker 1: and you know, kind of sprinkling it on his law

782
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 1: and how can he not see you do that. Why

783
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: do it at night, Um, when he's not paying attention

784
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 1: or otherwise distracted. Why do you why are you spending

785
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 1: your time doing this? What has your neighbor done to you?

786
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: Or you just want to get every bird in the

787
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Speaker 1: neighborhood to go hang out on his garden. Um. Well,

788
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:24,280
Speaker 1: he's uh, he's one of those, let's say, mature gentlemen

789
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,839
Speaker 1: who will sit out on their port shall day and

790
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: yell at everyone, like if somebody's going three miles over

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00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 1: the speed limit, he's yelling at them. Yeah, so he

792
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:40,919
Speaker 1: deserves it, that's what you're saying. So he's your neighborhood, Karen. Exactly.

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Speaker 1: I encountered one of those the other day. I'll say

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00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: that again, Yes, exactly, he's the neighborhood, Karen. I encountered

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00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: one of those on my road the other day. He's

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Speaker 1: like a ten mile road per hour road and I

797
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: was going fifteen and got flipped off by like a

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00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: ninety year old. Hilarious. That's funny, it wasn't. I used

799
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Speaker 1: to live across the street from one of those echo

800
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: when I was younger, and literally there was a big street,

801
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,799
Speaker 1: not a busy street, but if you parked in front

802
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 1: of their house. They would have such a huge issue.

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00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. And the guy used to be a

804
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: football coach for the high school that was down the street,

805
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 1: and he wanted people to call him coach. No. He

806
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 1: would literally yeah, he would write on my thing like

807
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: not to park there in front of his house and

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00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: then sign it coach. And so I got tired of it,

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00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 1: and I went over there and I knocked on their

810
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: door one time and he answered, and I found out

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Speaker 1: his name was like Mike, from the guy that I

812
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Speaker 1: was renting a room from across the way call. I

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00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 1: was like, hey Mike, um, you don't really own the

814
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: street right there, and he's like, it's coach, and I

815
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna call you Mike. And then coach

816
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,760
Speaker 1: went and talked to the guy that I was renting

817
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: a room from. And the guy that I was renting

818
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: a room from us doing it illegally. So the guy

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00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: was like, hey, um, so Coach. He threatened to call

820
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 1: you know, the police if I, um, if you didn't

821
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 1: start parking across I'm like in front of us, So

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00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: if you could just do that, because I'm I don't

823
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: want to get in trouble for having your rent here,

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00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: so coach ended up winning. Well, at least at least

825
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: your coach isn't winning. And he's got birds everywhere everywhere.

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Speaker 1: He can't figure it out either. It's it's great. He's

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Speaker 1: a couple of doors down for me, so it doesn't

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00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: like affect my house. But like every morning he has

829
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 1: to come out and like his car is covered and crap,

830
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: and like his drive away and he freaks out about it.

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Speaker 1: It is. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Hair bro bro. Hey, thanks for being there,

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00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 1: hair bro. I'm gonna buy you some hairbro alex. Okay,

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00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: that sounds like a hair you want some hairbro product for? Yeah,

835
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 1: I got the booting. Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand