WEBVTT - Is Santa an Elf? 

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<v Speaker 1>My chips and.

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<v Speaker 2>A kalas are racist money.

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<v Speaker 1>Turn stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>Santa Baby, just bring a present under the tree for me,

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<v Speaker 2>A ninety eight convertible light blue. I'm looking for a

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<v Speaker 2>fly guy like you. Welcome little Mama's and gentiles and like.

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<v Speaker 1>To another novel episode of bah Baba Told Me the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets of

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<v Speaker 1>black conspiracy theories and we don't prove shit. Merry Christmas,

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<v Speaker 1>you bitch. God Damn, it's Christmas and you a bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Still It's Christmas as hell and you still a bitch?

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<v Speaker 2>Should I ask for some bitch for Christmas?

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<v Speaker 1>Blu Sana, Please get this bitch off. I mean somebody

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<v Speaker 1>said I have one.

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<v Speaker 2>I have one that I've been thinking of.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Kwansa could have worked if you repositioned its

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<v Speaker 2>place in the calendar. You can't compete with Christmas. You

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<v Speaker 2>need to move somewhere, like you know that little holiday

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<v Speaker 2>drought from like February to May. Ye put it in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't disagree with you. I think I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>going up against a really tough spot to be the

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<v Speaker 1>day after Christmas. What are we gonna do man, like

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<v Speaker 1>I've hit the highest high, even if I want to

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<v Speaker 1>celebrate Kwansa, even if I'm not anti Kwansa in this journey,

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<v Speaker 1>God damn, are you making me ask a lot?

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<v Speaker 2>You still feel Christmas? Because it's America. I can't not

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<v Speaker 2>you can't. I mean, I think you as Jewish people.

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<v Speaker 2>They must they. I mean, I guess they live in

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<v Speaker 2>pretty Jewish communities a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but they write fucking Christmas songs and it's like

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<v Speaker 1>most of them are Jewish people.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like I feel like in America, you feel

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<v Speaker 2>a major holiday wardless of whether or not like all

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<v Speaker 2>those people can be like, I don't forget it's indigenous land,

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<v Speaker 2>but you still felt man, thanks you felt that shit.

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<v Speaker 1>It It is an inescapable term.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think that Christmas is the same thing. So

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<v Speaker 2>to put it the day after it is not possible.

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<v Speaker 2>But you put it in that little drought. You put

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<v Speaker 2>it in that time period where we don't have any

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<v Speaker 2>days off, yeah, and we don't have any behind us,

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<v Speaker 2>And you say, go want to get your Kwanza. I

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<v Speaker 2>think people flock.

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<v Speaker 1>And and I think it gives you a chance to

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<v Speaker 1>take out the gift giving element of Quanta, which isn't

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<v Speaker 1>its best feature right right, Like nobody is like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>I got great gifts for Kwanza and shit. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it then allows us to create something independent of gift giving,

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<v Speaker 1>where we can actually make something meaningful for a community. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was just I just think I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's a I think it's a placement thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a placement issue, and I do think some

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<v Speaker 1>of this. I'm gonna be careful when I say this.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of this is going to require black people to

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<v Speaker 1>decide we are we are better than what they're asking of.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean that like, we're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to give up the position we have in order to

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<v Speaker 1>gain a better spot. Oh yeah, rather than sort of

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<v Speaker 1>standing on our ship and being like no it's supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be the day after, it's like, now we gotta

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<v Speaker 1>give it up.

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<v Speaker 4>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Recognize the title light that is Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>It already is. It's built in, it's baked into this thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if the world falls apart, they're not turning to

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<v Speaker 1>Kwansa next.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, if the world falls apart, I think they

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<v Speaker 2>fucking elevate Christmas. Yeah, then it's like, oh, this is

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<v Speaker 2>the one thing we have from the old world. We

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<v Speaker 2>celebrate Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the end of the Grinch. Ye, exactly like that.

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<v Speaker 1>We we don't even have a roast beast, but we're

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<v Speaker 1>still gonna We're gonna sit together and we're gonna bond

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<v Speaker 1>because it's Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas is unfatable. Yeah, just we just you just gotta

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<v Speaker 2>move it.

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<v Speaker 1>And and we do say Merry Christmas on this holidays.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't say happy Holidays, not Mary Xmiths. We keep

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<v Speaker 2>that Christ in.

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<v Speaker 1>There, We keep that is in there. We love them

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<v Speaker 1>too much. Him in the middle. We got a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of we we haven't done this in a while, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's good that we do it. We got

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<v Speaker 1>some emails from let's get to the email and this

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<v Speaker 1>is our holiday episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have anything even kind.

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<v Speaker 1>Of press something Christmasy. Give the folks something, uh with

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<v Speaker 1>a good, warm, jolly spirit.

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<v Speaker 5>Pot my butt.

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<v Speaker 2>Pot, pot, my butt pot, my butt pot, pot my butt.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what pop my butt meant to Harriet Tubman?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what that meant?

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<v Speaker 1>It meant a whip?

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<v Speaker 4>Ye?

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<v Speaker 1>And do you know what it meant to missus Claus

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<v Speaker 1>something else opposite? Yeah, that's okay. They won't notice, they

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<v Speaker 1>won't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna do an email. But we got an email

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<v Speaker 1>from someone who said, hello, Langston and David. Don't we

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<v Speaker 1>don't have a name for this person. Maybe they said

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<v Speaker 1>in the body of the email, they said, I love

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast three exclamation points. My mama told me that

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<v Speaker 1>Santa Claus will spit his chewing tobacco directly into your

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<v Speaker 1>eyes if he catches you looking at him on Christmas Eve.

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<v Speaker 1>Santa's chewing tobacco will cause permanent, sudden magical blindness. All right, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't think that's just Santa's chewing.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you don't want that stuff in your eyes

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<v Speaker 1>or no.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I think regionally, if you are somewhere where Santa

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<v Speaker 2>had chewing tobacco anyways, you were coming from maybe a Dirk.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, you know, I agree with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard of Saanda smoking cigarettes or chewing tobacco.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought Santa was not addicted to nicotine products. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's unfortunate that he is. But no, I don't believe

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<v Speaker 1>that that Santa is spitting in my eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you're in a you're you're at a place where

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<v Speaker 2>they could easily convince you that Santa choose. They were

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<v Speaker 2>like all the men you know, choosers.

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<v Speaker 1>Of all you know. He chews tobacco. It's a long ride.

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<v Speaker 1>Santa needs to come. What's he gonna stop and smoke cigarettes? No,

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<v Speaker 1>he has to get his fixed and he just spits

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<v Speaker 1>it out the sleigh. He spits it out, and if

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<v Speaker 1>it does land on your head, that's good luck. But

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<v Speaker 1>if it gets in your eyes, your couragechow blind, cube blind,

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<v Speaker 1>magical shoe blind. I was talking to my little brother

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<v Speaker 1>about this, since we have a big age gap between

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<v Speaker 1>us and didn't believe in Santa at the same time.

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<v Speaker 1>We somehow never discovered this until recently. Always sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>they both were told this despite being from different eras

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<v Speaker 1>of Santa belief. I asked my mom about the origins,

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<v Speaker 1>and she swears she didn't make it up, and when

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<v Speaker 1>she was growing up, old black people would tell this

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<v Speaker 1>to children. I doubt that I will share this with

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<v Speaker 1>my kids. I would hope not not, because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to pass down the mostly the most jolly form

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<v Speaker 1>of terror that I've ever experienced. But I fear the

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<v Speaker 1>children of today don't know what chewing tobacco is. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Please share your thoughts. Have you ever heard of this?

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<v Speaker 1>Enjoyed the holiday season? Ever heard of it?

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<v Speaker 2>But noted several times. I was not a Santa like

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<v Speaker 2>I had never enerly it does. The Lord doesn't run

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<v Speaker 2>deep in my family.

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<v Speaker 1>I yeah, I don't know what. I never heard of

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<v Speaker 1>this in my life. Santa for me was never punishing people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I mean, I guess the lump of.

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<v Speaker 1>Coal that was to me more just like, hey man,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what you did right, right right, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>giving you what you earned. You did this to you, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and we can we can reassess next year. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>like permanently mad at you. This Santa is like I

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<v Speaker 1>will take your fucking eyeballs from you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, because like Santa also never felt like he

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to give the call. No, it felt like it

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<v Speaker 2>was like you forced him to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>This this one is imagining Santa is Steve Harvey at

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<v Speaker 1>the Steve Harvey Show. Yeah, it's like, if you look

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<v Speaker 1>at me in the hallway, I'll fucking I'll fucking kill you.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like Santa. Also, I feel like there's Santa

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<v Speaker 2>also stem from one time there was a Santa with

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<v Speaker 2>Chew and tobacco. But I think this came from a

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<v Speaker 2>real event. People saw what happened. Yeah, maybe they had

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<v Speaker 2>the meanest uncle place saying, I assume it was to

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<v Speaker 2>work off some.

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<v Speaker 1>Type of a card den.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then like he's spitting the kid's eye, and

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<v Speaker 2>they were like, you know, don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you aren't supposed to ask mister Isaac to

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<v Speaker 1>do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, now he is, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>acting the way mister Isaac always acts. He chews tobacco

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<v Speaker 1>and he spits on children. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we knew that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you looked at him too long, and that's on you, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>Now move out the way. The line is pretty.

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<v Speaker 2>Packed, But I like the conspiracy.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's nice. I do think that that children

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<v Speaker 1>would probably behave better with a few knuckle sandwiches on

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<v Speaker 1>the other end of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, yeah, I get that. I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like kids aren't afraid of violence now in

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<v Speaker 2>the home, right.

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<v Speaker 1>My children certainly aren't. I can't speak to other people's kids,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm threatening a lot after a while, blowing out

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<v Speaker 1>threats left and right, and they don't believe a word. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead, and man, go to jail. Tonight. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that though. I like a meaner I like

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<v Speaker 2>a meaner Santra who cares.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>In in in other countries, Santa is a little meaner.

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<v Speaker 2>He seems like a lot more nefarious in in like

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<v Speaker 2>Black Pete.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, black Pete is his slave. That isn't Santa.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the slave boy he keeps with him. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was his friend. No, I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was like mister Isaac. Unfortunately, No, this is is a

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<v Speaker 1>slave and he might be cool like mister Isaac, but

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<v Speaker 1>he is not probably means he's also mean like mister

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<v Speaker 1>we understand. Yeah, but there are like versions of Santa

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<v Speaker 1>Claus and like Germany and ship where like he is

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<v Speaker 1>a demon of sorts. Crampis is sort of like the punished,

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<v Speaker 1>punishing Santa versus like the other spirits that are a

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<v Speaker 1>little more like gift giving and jolly and shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'd rather actually stay. When I think about Crampus,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, nah, keep it. At the end of the year,

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<v Speaker 2>we're just trying to.

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<v Speaker 1>Go out nice. I don't need a demon. Yeah, Santa's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I like Santa being nice. I like the Coca Cola

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<v Speaker 1>version of Santa.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, jolly white man, red cheeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, you don't got to be black for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need that.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know that that may sound like some cool shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just I'm just really trying to think about it

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<v Speaker 2>in a real way, because we did just get some

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<v Speaker 2>black Santa Claus wrapping paper and I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm cool with with a black Santa, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't feel that deep need where it's like Santa, my

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<v Speaker 1>children are only going to know a Bana.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that's where we need to fight that battle. No,

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<v Speaker 2>there are still white people. We can have beloved white people.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's my problem is that when you make Santa uh,

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<v Speaker 1>when you're too passionate about Santa's racial identity, you stop

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<v Speaker 1>dealing with the fact that this motherfucker ain't real. At

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the day. That's a good point. My

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<v Speaker 1>kids are going to eventually come to understand that this

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<v Speaker 1>isn't real and therefore anything can be whatever you want

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<v Speaker 1>it to be. Yeah, that's fair. I don't need you

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<v Speaker 1>to be under some weird restriction where it's like no Santa,

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<v Speaker 1>black Santa, Santa white, Like that's all gonna make you

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<v Speaker 1>messy and weird. I don't need that.

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<v Speaker 2>I still am pro black Easter money.

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<v Speaker 1>I love a black Easter much. Make the Easter Bunny

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<v Speaker 1>as dark as you can as jam and Hansu Jaimen

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<v Speaker 1>Hanzu starring this year in the Easter Bunny.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. But yeah, I like that. I think that's a

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<v Speaker 2>funny conspiracy. I've never heard it. It sounds like you're

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<v Speaker 2>from a harsh place, and it sounds like you've outgrown it.

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<v Speaker 1>Good for you. Yeah, don't you tobacco, and don't tell

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<v Speaker 1>your children that that could happen to them.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you find tobacco. The leaf stuff is sick.

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<v Speaker 1>The next email says, hey, conspiracy nerds, I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Long time, first time. My baby cousin told me some

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<v Speaker 1>shit yesterday during our evening smoke session that really fucked

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<v Speaker 1>me up. She said, Santa is a cryptid. Here's her proof.

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<v Speaker 1>Santa is a jolly, plump elf. Have you ever heard

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<v Speaker 1>of a fat elf? He's got to be their king. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this already puts me in a challenging position.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, your postures turn serious.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't consider Santa to be an elf.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't think so either.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's a man who has met some elves

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<v Speaker 1>and decided this is a good business opportunity.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like it's like a snow White and the

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<v Speaker 2>Seven Doors.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I never thought he was a big I never

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<v Speaker 2>thought he was a big elf.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think he's a I think that's a full

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<v Speaker 1>grown dude.

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<v Speaker 2>And he doesn't have like names like them. Yeah Santa, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's not like Molly Wipe or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Gum belly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very masculating names on these elves.

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<v Speaker 1>You got elves. You gotta think about that.

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<v Speaker 2>But now I can imagine smoking with my baby cousin.

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<v Speaker 2>I get lost in it a little bit. You start, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop thinking because he does entirely hang out with elves.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody has a familial history with him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's almost like the Gary Owen of of elves.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, where you're like, hey, man, he's not black, but

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<v Speaker 1>he has spent a lot of time with us. It's

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<v Speaker 1>Missus clausingol. I do not believe Missus Claws. I think

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<v Speaker 1>if she is an elf, Santa's a fuck boy. I

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<v Speaker 1>think Santa's a piece of shit. You gotta like a

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<v Speaker 1>scummy Santa. And he moved into this community and just

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<v Speaker 1>started stealing their women. That's nuts, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Je did on her with another black lady.

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<v Speaker 2>All I'm saying, Santa people loved by the elves and

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<v Speaker 2>not be one is how I feel.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure. Yeah, okay, here's here's their other proof. He's like

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<v Speaker 1>a cross between Dionysus, rosy cheeks and a bowl full

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<v Speaker 1>of jelly. And they all father snow white hair, twinkling eyes. Odin,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess so or Zeus. I think whatever you consider

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<v Speaker 1>to be you know, the the image of the game God,

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<v Speaker 1>that is Jesus's daddy in your mind. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that that whole thing. And like Bigfoot, Santa

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<v Speaker 1>is frequently sighted but never caught. Are people seeing Santa? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know anybody who I think.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw him in the sky and go to sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Last year we put I.

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<v Speaker 2>Only know that from commercials we put.

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<v Speaker 1>We put fucking baby powder on some of my boots

0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:59.760
<v Speaker 1>and then we we made prints to be like whoa

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<v Speaker 1>Anta was here? Did she go crazy? Idiots believed every

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<v Speaker 1>word I said, fucking dumb dumbs.

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<v Speaker 2>I did it.

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<v Speaker 1>I made the prince, I made a full circle. I

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<v Speaker 1>made it go over by the cookies. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>made it walk out. It's all a lie.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's so sweet though, what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>They're so dumb fall for anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm here trying to hear. Yeah, okay, they're your kids,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, he said.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I did remember her, or I did remind her

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<v Speaker 1>that a Kryptidis part animal like a missing link, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>She thinks Bigfoot is like the missing link between us

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<v Speaker 1>and the apes. Santa is like the link is the

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<v Speaker 1>link between us and the future. Whoa, the suit is

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<v Speaker 1>his skin not close. We're all getting bigger, we're living longer.

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<v Speaker 1>He's showing us the future. I don't know what y'all think, Amari.

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<v Speaker 2>I think maybe one blunt evening session with the baby

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<v Speaker 2>cousin split her brain still developing. Split that blunt, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>split it out on both knee one. Maybe put some

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<v Speaker 2>grabber in there or some shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know where you are regionally. Uh No, I

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<v Speaker 1>think now's the time to invest in your cousin on

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<v Speaker 1>a more personal level.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, you guys can just talk.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to make up sort of whimsy to

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<v Speaker 1>be able to connect with you. Guys don't got to

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<v Speaker 1>get zooted anymore. Bro, ask her what her dream is. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like really get to know who she is and maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you won't get trapped in these weird cryptic conversations. But

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<v Speaker 1>that is fun.

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<v Speaker 2>It think is fun the idea that it's just scanned

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<v Speaker 2>and maybe it's some kind of a crazy hair growth.

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<v Speaker 1>And then like I do like this idea of him

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<v Speaker 1>being of the future. Yeah, that's exciting. That's that's very

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<v Speaker 1>exciting in a way that that actually makes it more

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<v Speaker 1>reasonable because him just being this weird like non deity

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<v Speaker 1>is but still e turn old feels.

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<v Speaker 2>That is weird what you're doing here this whole time? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and how did a man ascend to that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? But a dude just coming from the future, like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, fucking cables cool.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, where is Sarah Conna like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah all right, He's like, No, I think I could

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<v Speaker 1>just make the world better. I can't kill anybody, but

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<v Speaker 1>I will like drop off presents on assholes porches and

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<v Speaker 1>ship Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he drops someone from a porch.

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<v Speaker 1>That that you I said it. That was a mistake. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe Santa To to just be delivering them

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<v Speaker 1>like Fede.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when you do it, are you like, oh, look

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<v Speaker 2>at this, Santa brought this.

0:17:44.200 --> 0:17:47.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Santa don't bring everything. Yeah, you gotta bring you bring, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring most of it. Okay, that's and I make that clear.

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<v Speaker 1>And then one time Santa does something nice for you. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want you worshiping now that I do feel

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<v Speaker 1>passionate about my child. Are not not going to worship

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<v Speaker 1>a white man in the sky. I got that, regardless

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<v Speaker 1>of his contributions to us. You you're not. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>get to do.

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<v Speaker 2>All of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sanna gets you the big gifts. Santa gives you something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it's not You're not man. Cannot subsist on Santa.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, No, Daddy brings the break. Daddy brings the break.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, yeah, Fish, we need to take a break.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna be back and then we're gonna do a

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<v Speaker 1>voicemail together. Let's do it, all right. More David more Langston.

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<v Speaker 2>My ma Mama told me.

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<v Speaker 1>People who were in Slavery wish that they had curve

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<v Speaker 1>sided service.

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<v Speaker 2>At Applebee's, and I wish I had curbsided service at

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<v Speaker 2>the North Pole Welcome back to My mama told me,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what I meant by that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to pick up. You're going to pick up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to pick up the gifts, which maybe it

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<v Speaker 2>saves money, like when you do it uber eats. I

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<v Speaker 2>guess I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna go get to you. I'm gonna go. My relationship

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<v Speaker 1>with Santa hasn't been an expensive one up to this point. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>the gifts are free in theory, as long as you

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<v Speaker 1>believe and ship.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a nasty conspiracy.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a nasty conspiracy. White man from the sky

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<v Speaker 1>will will treat you if you just act the way

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<v Speaker 1>he wants you to and.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't have to do anything else. All he has

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<v Speaker 2>to do he shows up on It's a it's a

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<v Speaker 2>deadie dad.

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<v Speaker 1>We're never getting any of the bad news about Santa. No,

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<v Speaker 1>the way he speaks to those elves, the way he

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<v Speaker 1>speaks to missus claus bro that big ass elf lady,

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<v Speaker 1>big ass elf bitch, that's what he calls him. Here,

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<v Speaker 1>he says, I took you off the caves, bitch. In caves,

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<v Speaker 1>I can have your ass sleeping with needle Thumb right

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<v Speaker 1>now in a two bedroom with Marshmallow. You want to

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<v Speaker 1>live with Marshmallow, you know? He piece of bed. He

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<v Speaker 1>has a out rainbow here, stupid bitch, kive me my egg.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a voicemail.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we have a very fun voice voicemail.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's play it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I called this line to get freaky, all right, but

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<v Speaker 3>I got some I got something to say. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>say it right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>First off, he sees you where you're sleeping, he knows

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<v Speaker 3>when you're away, he knows who good but it's for goodness.

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<v Speaker 3>You know who else does? Santa Claus Freddy fucking Sugar. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>Now I'm gonna show you how these two are connected.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>First off, Santa Clause is a mantle passed down like

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<v Speaker 3>double oh seven that you hear me. It's tad down

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<v Speaker 3>like double O sep. You know one of them. It

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<v Speaker 3>changed like the pope every now and then you hear me. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>where are the similarities? I'm gonna break it.

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<v Speaker 1>Down for okay, didn't take your time.

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<v Speaker 3>Pretty much. Freddy was one of the Santa Clau from

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<v Speaker 3>back in the day, right back in the yonder years.

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<v Speaker 3>Why he always has a Christmas weather why he has

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<v Speaker 3>those claws? Reminded that he used to be a ten

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<v Speaker 3>of Claus. Okay, but this ten had a problem. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>so he liked the little kids period him in his lap,

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<v Speaker 3>you get all happy, kickity and ship. Right. The black

0:21:16.760 --> 0:21:18.919
<v Speaker 3>al didn't like that. Sh'S not the white help. They

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<v Speaker 3>got to keep their mouth shut so they keep getting

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<v Speaker 3>their benefits or whatever. Not the black yelp. They didn't

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<v Speaker 3>get the fuck. So they got with miss Claus.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>Miss Claus was like, oh, this nigga gotta go. So

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<v Speaker 3>what they did. They teamed up and they baked his

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<v Speaker 3>ass and the big ass furnace. Right, I don't know

0:21:34.720 --> 0:21:36.480
<v Speaker 3>how they tricked him in there. Fighters and no cookies

0:21:36.480 --> 0:21:38.720
<v Speaker 3>and they're like, oh here, I'm pretty sure they druged

0:21:38.760 --> 0:21:41.040
<v Speaker 3>him in there through his ass in there right, burnt

0:21:41.080 --> 0:21:44.960
<v Speaker 3>them all up. So how did you give revenge? See,

0:21:45.160 --> 0:21:47.840
<v Speaker 3>he upgraded then the little kids. He's going after teenagers

0:21:47.840 --> 0:21:49.840
<v Speaker 3>now because the little kids that was little kids when

0:21:49.840 --> 0:21:52.000
<v Speaker 3>he was there, they were teenagers now now that they

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<v Speaker 3>all going up. So now he has to get it

0:21:53.680 --> 0:21:57.920
<v Speaker 3>all their descendants through their dreams and shit. Okay, he

0:21:58.000 --> 0:22:01.000
<v Speaker 3>sees you when you're sleeper, he knows when you're awake

0:22:01.800 --> 0:22:06.200
<v Speaker 3>because he has people's dreams. That's why. All right, Well

0:22:06.520 --> 0:22:10.160
<v Speaker 3>that's my theory Freddy Taylor, same person. Okat, grow out

0:22:10.200 --> 0:22:15.120
<v Speaker 3>with bad bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Brother. You take care.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you have some underlying issues. There were some

0:22:23.320 --> 0:22:25.040
<v Speaker 2>themes that were difficult there.

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<v Speaker 1>We we don't have nothing to talk about with you.

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<v Speaker 1>We wish you the best you you are in a

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<v Speaker 1>way that we can't help. Man, you got feel so

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<v Speaker 1>safe going on. Okay, it's all right, Hey, hey, hey,

0:22:49.119 --> 0:22:52.719
<v Speaker 1>come on, hey, Merry Christmas to you and a happy

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<v Speaker 1>New Year. I pray to God your Santa is not

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<v Speaker 1>Freddy Krueger this year.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I hope feel it you out soon whatever

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<v Speaker 2>institution they.

0:23:02.119 --> 0:23:08.360
<v Speaker 1>Got you in. Listen, listen. We weren't rushing you off

0:23:08.400 --> 0:23:11.919
<v Speaker 1>the phone. No, you weren't rushing either. It feels as

0:23:12.000 --> 0:23:14.280
<v Speaker 1>if you had some time on your hands. I'm not

0:23:14.359 --> 0:23:18.840
<v Speaker 1>saying David's not saying that's incarceration, but certainly maybe this

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<v Speaker 1>was an allotted break.

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<v Speaker 2>All I'm saying is free you till we say it back.

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<v Speaker 2>I was interested at first, I got and then I

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<v Speaker 2>got scared.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was really like he was okay, like all right,

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<v Speaker 1>Freddy Krueger and Santa Claus do have like these deep similarities,

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<v Speaker 1>the weird sort of Christmas ey sweater energy does feel

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<v Speaker 1>like it's symbolic of something like I could find myself

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<v Speaker 1>in parts of this, and then it became this very

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<v Speaker 1>imagined story. He was world building, bro it felt like

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<v Speaker 1>Dungeons and Dragon.

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<v Speaker 2>He was world building in a very creative way.

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<v Speaker 1>Very He told us that there was a racial divide

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<v Speaker 1>amongst the l Yeah. He told us that there were.

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<v Speaker 2>Our benefits that I think the Blacks weren't allowed access to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but also the blacks stood on something they Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>There was also a whole family of clauses.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep. There there is a almost like a mafia type yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>which was autization.

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<v Speaker 2>That's cause and it's like the gas.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the Gambinos. But they also like are are

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<v Speaker 1>killing each other still, like Santa Claus would kill someone.

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<v Speaker 2>Because they're still clauses. And then but he wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>be the dawn man. Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Don Krueger, Don Don Don Noel. Instead, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>good team right here. Creative teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, uh yeah, maybe it was just listening to another.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thank you, thank you brother, and you are you

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<v Speaker 1>made the prayer list. You made the list. Congratulations to you.

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<v Speaker 1>That don't happen A lot a lot of people call.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't pray for them.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna praise for true and I'm gonna light a candle.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we can do one more, one more voice, man,

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<v Speaker 1>then you get the fuck out of here. Let's do

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<v Speaker 1>you know? You said they're crazy, so let's try. Is

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Frost a horror movie?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I can't believe I'm doing this. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>So I can't see who I am at all or anything,

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<v Speaker 4>because I think my voice is identifiable enough. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>words away. I'm like literally driving to go get some

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<v Speaker 4>wings stop. Dang, I'm gonna say something else, but just

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<v Speaker 4>because I said I was driving, I won't say that.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm calling in a way that y'all said don't

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<v Speaker 4>call people tend to call that way anyway, Oh my god. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm driving to get some wing stop.

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<v Speaker 5>And do not drink and dry, right, I think that

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<v Speaker 5>is what this person is admitting to.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, mayor they're drunk and calling and driving, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot on a person and a lot on the road.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, we don't encourage that here on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We never will. Yeah, that's crazy. Please please put down

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<v Speaker 1>that pint before you hit that or maybe we misread it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think we did, but you can put press way.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm driving to get some wings stop and I was

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<v Speaker 4>listening to the latest upload and David's commercial was like

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<v Speaker 4>links is not here. If you want to leave some

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<v Speaker 4>holiday conspiracies, do that, and I couldn't think of any.

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<v Speaker 4>But then I was like, shit, okay, so I have

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<v Speaker 4>this one. So do y'all remember the movie Jack Frost?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, isn't that a Christmas movie.

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<v Speaker 4>With Like, I'm thinking of the wrong white man. It's

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<v Speaker 4>not Kevin Costner, but that's the name. Anyway, there's also

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<v Speaker 4>a horror movie called Jack Frost.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up with that?

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<v Speaker 4>Because now I only think of a horror movie, but

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<v Speaker 4>somehow I think of that one wholesome movie with that

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<v Speaker 4>one white man who's not Kevin Costner. Anyway, I hope

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<v Speaker 4>it makes the episode. I hope you'll talk about this ship.

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<v Speaker 1>I love y'all. Yeah, bye, what do you want from that?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean? Like? What are you asking

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<v Speaker 1>us to do? Here? You you called us? You said

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<v Speaker 1>there's a movie that I've seen, there's another movie, and

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<v Speaker 1>then there's another movie that I've seen, And what's up

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<v Speaker 1>with that? I don't know. Man, I don't got it

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<v Speaker 1>for you. What what do you want? You called? I

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<v Speaker 1>think you want some wing stop. You're drinking, you're driving. Focus.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not good to drink drunk drive. It's bad to

0:27:57.040 --> 0:27:58.800
<v Speaker 1>drink and drive. But if you're gonna do it, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta focus. And you can't call a podcast. You gotta

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<v Speaker 1>leave us out of this. If you're calling a podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't call us no. Come on, man, you know

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<v Speaker 1>we're not gonna handle this good. That's oh man, Jack Frost,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Frost was both a horror movie. Uh. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>a nineteen ninety seven horror comedy called Jack Frost, and

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<v Speaker 1>then similarly, there is a Jack Frost uh with Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Keaton that comes out the following year that is not

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<v Speaker 1>a horror comedy comedy. It's a family comedy about Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Keaton getting turned into a snowbet man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, any snowboards.

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<v Speaker 1>Now here's what I'll say, And I'm willing to explore

0:28:45.160 --> 0:28:48.200
<v Speaker 1>a conspiracy that you did not introduce to us. This

0:28:48.240 --> 0:28:50.960
<v Speaker 1>didn't come from you, brother. You didn't offer us any

0:28:51.000 --> 0:28:54.120
<v Speaker 1>context for what to do with this conversation. But what

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<v Speaker 1>I will say is it does get interesting. To me

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<v Speaker 1>when a property fails and then they try to sort

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<v Speaker 1>of like redefine it or save it on the back end.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you wonder was one of those move was

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<v Speaker 2>the second movie going to be called Jack Frost because

0:29:10.920 --> 0:29:14.360
<v Speaker 2>you know how far an advanced production is. Like maybe

0:29:14.400 --> 0:29:16.080
<v Speaker 2>because that other one failed, they were like, go on,

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<v Speaker 2>call this new one, Jack Frost. Watch which movie did better?

0:29:19.200 --> 0:29:21.200
<v Speaker 2>The Michael Keaton one came out later, So that was

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<v Speaker 2>I assume the one they were thinking was going to

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<v Speaker 2>be good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's someone I would assume the bigger hit of yeahs

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen percent on Rotten Tomatoes. It was a more like

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<v Speaker 1>commercially success, commercially successful film versus the other Jack Frost.

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<v Speaker 1>And I do think like if I'm the producers of

0:29:38.720 --> 0:29:42.200
<v Speaker 1>that film, I watched Jack Frost, the horror movie fail

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<v Speaker 1>and I go fuck it.

0:29:43.800 --> 0:29:46.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're fine. We'll be all right. Yeah,

0:29:46.320 --> 0:29:47.360
<v Speaker 2>nobody even knows that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>We can weather this storm. Yeah yeah yeah, And whatever

0:29:49.800 --> 0:29:52.280
<v Speaker 1>the associations might be, so be it.

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<v Speaker 2>And also, do not drink and drive. Do not drink

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<v Speaker 2>and drive and call call us.

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<v Speaker 1>We love hearing.

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<v Speaker 2>When we stopped livers now it says so on the back, and.

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<v Speaker 1>It's and it tastes the same, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't work that hard on it in the first place. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not w wing starts pretty good, all right, man.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I love Wingstock. Okay, I'm a big I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a big fan of Wingstop. But I am not going

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<v Speaker 1>to pretend for a second that there are real chefs

0:30:21.200 --> 0:30:24.720
<v Speaker 1>in those kitchens. Oh yeah, yeah, okay. I winding Stop

0:30:24.840 --> 0:30:27.840
<v Speaker 1>perfected the formula in a lab. Anybody could do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody could give us the Wingstop. It just happens that

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<v Speaker 1>there are some teenagers I have to ask politely for

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<v Speaker 1>for eight bonus?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, can you turn the ice machine on?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I know it's not you know hey, man, I

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<v Speaker 1>did say blue cheese. This is ranch? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Could we could you guys for it? So you need

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<v Speaker 2>to fix it? Come on, man, you charge me. They're

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<v Speaker 2>charging too much for ranch.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I don't I'm going to say this. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want carrots from Wingstop.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh the carroat's always some sit weird.

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<v Speaker 1>In my stomach, That's what I'm saying. Like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>need you all to pretend that you do wings traditional

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<v Speaker 1>with vegetables.

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<v Speaker 2>Give me that corn. Give me those weird textured fries.

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<v Speaker 1>Just give me the wings. Yeah, everything else, the corns,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, like everything else that's on the menu, But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need the accouterment that wingstop provides because it

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<v Speaker 1>is not good produce. You're not ye, it's not high quality.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not investing in good products. So you can keep

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<v Speaker 1>the carrots in the celery. I'm just gonna I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>dip my wings in my French fries and be all right. Christmas,

0:31:38.560 --> 0:31:42.400
<v Speaker 1>Merry Christmas. I hope this warmed everyone's hearts. Yeah, us

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<v Speaker 1>talking down to two people who called weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I think if you're struggling for addiction at

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<v Speaker 2>this time this time.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll check on you in the new year. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be with my family, but tell the people where they

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<v Speaker 1>can find you.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool.

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