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Speaker 2: Santa Baby, just bring a present under the tree for me,

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Speaker 2: A ninety eight convertible light blue. I'm looking for a

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Speaker 1: To another novel episode of bah Baba Told Me the

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Speaker 1: podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories and we don't prove shit. Merry Christmas,

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Speaker 1: you bitch. God Damn, it's Christmas and you a bitch.

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Speaker 1: Still It's Christmas as hell and you still a bitch?

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Speaker 2: Should I ask for some bitch for Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Blu Sana, Please get this bitch off. I mean somebody

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Speaker 1: said I have one.

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Speaker 2: I have one that I've been thinking of.

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Speaker 1: I'm excited.

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Speaker 2: I think Kwansa could have worked if you repositioned its

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Speaker 2: place in the calendar. You can't compete with Christmas. You

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Speaker 2: need to move somewhere, like you know that little holiday

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Speaker 2: drought from like February to May. Ye put it in there.

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Speaker 1: I don't disagree with you. I think I think it's

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Speaker 1: day after Christmas. What are we gonna do man, like

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Speaker 1: I've hit the highest high, even if I want to

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Speaker 1: celebrate Kwansa, even if I'm not anti Kwansa in this journey,

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Speaker 1: God damn, are you making me ask a lot?

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Speaker 2: You still feel Christmas? Because it's America. I can't not

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Speaker 2: you can't. I mean, I think you as Jewish people.

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Speaker 2: They must they. I mean, I guess they live in

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but they write fucking Christmas songs and it's like

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Speaker 2: It's just like I feel like in America, you feel

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Speaker 2: those people can be like, I don't forget it's indigenous land,

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Speaker 2: but you still felt man, thanks you felt that shit.

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Speaker 1: It It is an inescapable term.

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Speaker 2: And I think that Christmas is the same thing. So

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Speaker 2: to put it the day after it is not possible.

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Speaker 2: But you put it in that little drought. You put

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Speaker 2: And you say, go want to get your Kwanza. I

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Speaker 1: And and I think it gives you a chance to

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Speaker 1: it then allows us to create something independent of gift giving,

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Speaker 2: I think it was just I just think I think

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Speaker 1: It is a placement issue, and I do think some

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Speaker 1: Some of this is going to require black people to

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean that like, we're gonna have

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Speaker 2: Recognize the title light that is Christmas.

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Speaker 1: It already is. It's built in, it's baked into this thing.

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Speaker 1: Even if the world falls apart, they're not turning to

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Speaker 2: No, No, if the world falls apart, I think they

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Speaker 1: It's like the end of the Grinch. Ye, exactly like that.

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Speaker 2: Christmas is unfatable. Yeah, just we just you just gotta

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Speaker 1: And and we do say Merry Christmas on this holidays.

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Speaker 2: Pot, pot, my butt pot, my butt pot, pot my butt.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what pop my butt meant to Harriet Tubman?

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Speaker 3: Do you know what that meant?

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Speaker 1: It meant a whip?

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Speaker 1: And do you know what it meant to missus Claus

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do an email. But we got an email

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Speaker 1: the podcast three exclamation points. My mama told me that

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Speaker 1: Santa Claus will spit his chewing tobacco directly into your

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Speaker 1: I think you don't want that stuff in your eyes

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Speaker 1: Of all you know. He chews tobacco. It's a long ride.

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Speaker 1: Enjoyed the holiday season? Ever heard of it?

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Speaker 2: But noted several times. I was not a Santa like

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Speaker 1: I yeah, I don't know what. I never heard of

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Speaker 1: and we can we can reassess next year. I'm not

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Speaker 2: You're right, because like Santa also never felt like he

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Speaker 1: This this one is imagining Santa is Steve Harvey at

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Show. Yeah, it's like, if you look

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Speaker 2: I feel like Santa. Also, I feel like there's Santa

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then like he's spitting the kid's eye, and

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Speaker 1: You know you aren't supposed to ask mister Isaac to

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Speaker 1: acting the way mister Isaac always acts. He chews tobacco

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Speaker 1: and he spits on children. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we knew that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you looked at him too long, and that's on you, baby,

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Speaker 2: Packed, But I like the conspiracy.

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Speaker 1: I think it's nice. I do think that that children

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Speaker 1: My children certainly aren't. I can't speak to other people's kids,

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Speaker 2: I like that though. I like a meaner I like

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Speaker 2: a meaner Santra who cares.

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Speaker 1: In in in other countries, Santa is a little meaner.

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Speaker 2: He seems like a lot more nefarious in in like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, black Pete is his slave. That isn't Santa.

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Speaker 1: That's the slave boy he keeps with him. I thought

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Speaker 1: I thought it was his friend. No, I thought it

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Speaker 1: we understand. Yeah, but there are like versions of Santa

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Speaker 2: I'm like, nah, keep it. At the end of the year,

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Speaker 2: we're just trying to.

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Speaker 1: Go out nice. I don't need a demon. Yeah, Santa's nice.

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Speaker 1: I like Santa being nice. I like the Coca Cola

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Speaker 1: version of Santa.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, jolly white man, red cheeks.

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Speaker 1: Come on, you don't got to be black for me.

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Speaker 2: I don't need that.

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Speaker 1: And I know that that may sound like some cool shit.

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Speaker 1: I really don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just really trying to think about it

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Speaker 2: black Santa Claus wrapping paper and I love it.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm cool with with a black Santa, but I

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Speaker 1: Here's my problem is that when you make Santa uh,

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Speaker 1: I love a black Easter much. Make the Easter Bunny

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Speaker 2: Uh. But yeah, I like that. I think that's a

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Speaker 2: funny conspiracy. I've never heard it. It sounds like you're

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Speaker 1: Good for you. Yeah, don't you tobacco, and don't tell

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Speaker 2: Don't you find tobacco. The leaf stuff is sick.

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Speaker 1: The next email says, hey, conspiracy nerds, I don't like that.

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Speaker 1: Long time, first time. My baby cousin told me some

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Speaker 1: me up. She said, Santa is a cryptid. Here's her proof.

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Speaker 1: Santa is a jolly, plump elf. Have you ever heard

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Speaker 1: of a fat elf? He's got to be their king. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't consider Santa to be an elf.

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Speaker 1: I think that's a man who has met some elves

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's like a snow White and the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I never thought he was a big I never

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Speaker 1: No, I think he's a I think that's a full

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Speaker 2: And he doesn't have like names like them. Yeah Santa, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, very masculating names on these elves.

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Speaker 1: You got elves. You gotta think about that.

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Speaker 2: But now I can imagine smoking with my baby cousin.

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Speaker 2: I get lost in it a little bit. You start, you.

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Speaker 1: Stop thinking because he does entirely hang out with elves.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's almost like the Gary Owen of of elves.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, where you're like, hey, man, he's not black, but

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Speaker 1: Missus clausingol. I do not believe Missus Claws. I think

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Speaker 1: started stealing their women. That's nuts, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: All I'm saying, Santa people loved by the elves and

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Speaker 1: Sure. Yeah, okay, here's here's their other proof. He's like

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Speaker 1: I mean that that whole thing. And like Bigfoot, Santa

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Speaker 2: I saw him in the sky and go to sleep.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Last year we put I.

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Speaker 2: Only know that from commercials we put.

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Speaker 1: We put fucking baby powder on some of my boots

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Speaker 1: and then we we made prints to be like whoa

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Speaker 1: Anta was here? Did she go crazy? Idiots believed every

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Speaker 2: I did it.

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Speaker 1: I made the prince, I made a full circle. I

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Speaker 2: That's that's so sweet though, what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: They're so dumb fall for anything.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm here trying to hear. Yeah, okay, they're your kids,

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Speaker 2: all right, he said.

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Speaker 1: Now I did remember her, or I did remind her

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Speaker 1: that a Kryptidis part animal like a missing link, y'all.

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Speaker 1: She thinks Bigfoot is like the missing link between us

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Speaker 1: He's showing us the future. I don't know what y'all think, Amari.

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Speaker 2: I think maybe one blunt evening session with the baby

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Speaker 2: split it out on both knee one. Maybe put some

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Speaker 1: I don't know where you are regionally. Uh No, I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, you guys can just talk.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to make up sort of whimsy to

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Speaker 1: get zooted anymore. Bro, ask her what her dream is. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like really get to know who she is and maybe

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Speaker 2: It think is fun the idea that it's just scanned

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Speaker 1: And then like I do like this idea of him

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Speaker 2: That is weird what you're doing here this whole time? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and how did a man ascend to that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? But a dude just coming from the future, like

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Speaker 1: you know, fucking cables cool.

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Speaker 2: He's like, where is Sarah Conna like that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah all right, He's like, No, I think I could

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Speaker 1: I will like drop off presents on assholes porches and

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Speaker 1: ship Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he drops someone from a porch.

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Speaker 1: That that you I said it. That was a mistake. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't believe Santa To to just be delivering them

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when you do it, are you like, oh, look

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Speaker 2: at this, Santa brought this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Santa don't bring everything. Yeah, you gotta bring you bring, I.

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Speaker 2: Bring most of it. Okay, that's and I make that clear.

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Speaker 1: And then one time Santa does something nice for you. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't want you worshiping now that I do feel

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Speaker 1: passionate about my child. Are not not going to worship

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Speaker 1: a white man in the sky. I got that, regardless

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Speaker 1: of his contributions to us. You you're not. You don't

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Speaker 2: All of it.

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Speaker 1: Sanna gets you the big gifts. Santa gives you something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's not You're not man. Cannot subsist on Santa.

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Speaker 2: Come on, No, Daddy brings the break. Daddy brings the break.

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Speaker 1: All right, yeah, Fish, we need to take a break.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be back and then we're gonna do a

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Speaker 1: voicemail together. Let's do it, all right. More David more Langston.

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Speaker 2: My ma Mama told me.

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Speaker 1: People who were in Slavery wish that they had curve

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Speaker 1: sided service.

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Speaker 2: At Applebee's, and I wish I had curbsided service at

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Speaker 2: the North Pole Welcome back to My mama told me,

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what I meant by that.

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Speaker 1: You're going to pick up. You're going to pick up.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to pick up the gifts, which maybe it

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Speaker 2: saves money, like when you do it uber eats. I

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Speaker 1: Gonna go get to you. I'm gonna go. My relationship

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Speaker 1: with Santa hasn't been an expensive one up to this point. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the gifts are free in theory, as long as you

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Speaker 1: believe and ship.

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Speaker 2: It's a nasty conspiracy.

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Speaker 1: It is a nasty conspiracy. White man from the sky

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Speaker 1: will will treat you if you just act the way

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Speaker 2: He doesn't have to do anything else. All he has

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Speaker 1: We're never getting any of the bad news about Santa. No,

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Speaker 1: the way he speaks to those elves, the way he

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Speaker 1: speaks to missus claus bro that big ass elf lady,

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Speaker 1: big ass elf bitch, that's what he calls him. Here,

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Speaker 1: he says, I took you off the caves, bitch. In caves,

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Speaker 1: I can have your ass sleeping with needle Thumb right

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Speaker 1: now in a two bedroom with Marshmallow. You want to

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Speaker 1: live with Marshmallow, you know? He piece of bed. He

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Speaker 1: has a out rainbow here, stupid bitch, kive me my egg.

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Speaker 2: We have a voicemail.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a very fun voice voicemail.

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Speaker 2: Let's play it.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I called this line to get freaky, all right, but

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Speaker 3: I got some I got something to say. I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: say it right now.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: First off, he sees you where you're sleeping, he knows

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Speaker 3: when you're away, he knows who good but it's for goodness.

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Speaker 3: You know who else does? Santa Claus Freddy fucking Sugar. Okay,

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Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna show you how these two are connected.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 3: First off, Santa Clause is a mantle passed down like

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Speaker 3: double oh seven that you hear me. It's tad down

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Speaker 3: like double O sep. You know one of them. It

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Speaker 3: changed like the pope every now and then you hear me. Now,

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Speaker 3: where are the similarities? I'm gonna break it.

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Speaker 1: Down for okay, didn't take your time.

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Speaker 3: Pretty much. Freddy was one of the Santa Clau from

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Speaker 3: back in the day, right back in the yonder years.

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Speaker 3: Why he always has a Christmas weather why he has

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Speaker 3: those claws? Reminded that he used to be a ten

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Speaker 3: so he liked the little kids period him in his lap,

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Speaker 3: you get all happy, kickity and ship. Right. The black

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Speaker 3: their benefits or whatever. Not the black yelp. They didn't

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Speaker 3: get the fuck. So they got with miss Claus.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: Miss Claus was like, oh, this nigga gotta go. So

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Speaker 3: what they did. They teamed up and they baked his

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Speaker 3: ass and the big ass furnace. Right, I don't know

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Speaker 3: how they tricked him in there. Fighters and no cookies

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Speaker 3: and they're like, oh here, I'm pretty sure they druged

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Speaker 3: him in there through his ass in there right, burnt

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Speaker 3: them all up. So how did you give revenge? See,

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Speaker 3: he upgraded then the little kids. He's going after teenagers

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Speaker 3: now because the little kids that was little kids when

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Speaker 3: all going up. So now he has to get it

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Speaker 3: all their descendants through their dreams and shit. Okay, he

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Speaker 3: sees you when you're sleeper, he knows when you're awake

439
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:06,200
Speaker 3: because he has people's dreams. That's why. All right, Well

440
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:10,160
Speaker 3: that's my theory Freddy Taylor, same person. Okat, grow out

441
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Speaker 3: with bad bitch.

442
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Speaker 1: Brother. You take care.

443
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Speaker 2: I think you have some underlying issues. There were some

444
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Speaker 2: themes that were difficult there.

445
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Speaker 1: We we don't have nothing to talk about with you.

446
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:35,960
Speaker 1: We wish you the best you you are in a

447
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 1: way that we can't help. Man, you got feel so

448
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 1: safe going on. Okay, it's all right, Hey, hey, hey,

449
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:52,719
Speaker 1: come on, hey, Merry Christmas to you and a happy

450
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Speaker 1: New Year. I pray to God your Santa is not

451
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Speaker 1: Freddy Krueger this year.

452
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I hope feel it you out soon whatever

453
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 2: institution they.

454
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:08,360
Speaker 1: Got you in. Listen, listen. We weren't rushing you off

455
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,919
Speaker 1: the phone. No, you weren't rushing either. It feels as

456
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 1: if you had some time on your hands. I'm not

457
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 1: saying David's not saying that's incarceration, but certainly maybe this

458
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 1: was an allotted break.

459
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is free you till we say it back.

460
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 2: I was interested at first, I got and then I

461
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,160
Speaker 2: got scared.

462
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really like he was okay, like all right,

463
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 1: Freddy Krueger and Santa Claus do have like these deep similarities,

464
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 1: the weird sort of Christmas ey sweater energy does feel

465
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 1: like it's symbolic of something like I could find myself

466
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 1: in parts of this, and then it became this very

467
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:56,879
Speaker 1: imagined story. He was world building, bro it felt like

468
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:57,919
Speaker 1: Dungeons and Dragon.

469
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Speaker 2: He was world building in a very creative way.

470
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,679
Speaker 1: Very He told us that there was a racial divide

471
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Speaker 1: amongst the l Yeah. He told us that there were.

472
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Speaker 2: Our benefits that I think the Blacks weren't allowed access to.

473
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also the blacks stood on something they Yeah.

474
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,159
Speaker 2: There was also a whole family of clauses.

475
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 1: Yep. There there is a almost like a mafia type yeah,

476
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 1: which was autization.

477
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 2: That's cause and it's like the gas.

478
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 1: It's like the Gambinos. But they also like are are

479
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 1: killing each other still, like Santa Claus would kill someone.

480
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 2: Because they're still clauses. And then but he wanted to

481
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Speaker 2: be the dawn man. Yep.

482
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Speaker 1: Yes, Don Krueger, Don Don Don Noel. Instead, it's a

483
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Speaker 1: good team right here. Creative teeth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, uh yeah, maybe it was just listening to another.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, thank you brother, and you are you

486
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Speaker 1: made the prayer list. You made the list. Congratulations to you.

487
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Speaker 1: That don't happen A lot a lot of people call.

488
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Speaker 1: I don't pray for them.

489
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna praise for true and I'm gonna light a candle.

490
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Speaker 1: All right, we can do one more, one more voice, man,

491
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 1: then you get the fuck out of here. Let's do

492
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 1: you know? You said they're crazy, so let's try. Is

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Speaker 1: Jack Frost a horror movie?

494
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I can't believe I'm doing this. Okay,

495
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,560
Speaker 4: So I can't see who I am at all or anything,

496
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 4: because I think my voice is identifiable enough. Oh my god,

497
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 4: words away. I'm like literally driving to go get some

498
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Speaker 4: wings stop. Dang, I'm gonna say something else, but just

499
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Speaker 4: because I said I was driving, I won't say that.

500
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 4: But I'm calling in a way that y'all said don't

501
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,120
Speaker 4: call people tend to call that way anyway, Oh my god. Anyway,

502
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Speaker 4: I'm driving to get some wing stop.

503
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Speaker 5: And do not drink and dry, right, I think that

504
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 5: is what this person is admitting to.

505
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 1: Oh, mayor they're drunk and calling and driving, and that's

506
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Speaker 1: a lot on a person and a lot on the road.

507
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 1: Oh boy, we don't encourage that here on the podcast.

508
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 1: We never will. Yeah, that's crazy. Please please put down

509
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,639
Speaker 1: that pint before you hit that or maybe we misread it.

510
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: I don't think we did, but you can put press way.

511
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Speaker 4: I'm driving to get some wings stop and I was

512
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:38,639
Speaker 4: listening to the latest upload and David's commercial was like

513
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 4: links is not here. If you want to leave some

514
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 4: holiday conspiracies, do that, and I couldn't think of any.

515
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,679
Speaker 4: But then I was like, shit, okay, so I have

516
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 4: this one. So do y'all remember the movie Jack Frost?

517
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 1: Yes, isn't that a Christmas movie.

518
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 4: With Like, I'm thinking of the wrong white man. It's

519
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:02,119
Speaker 4: not Kevin Costner, but that's the name. Anyway, there's also

520
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 4: a horror movie called Jack Frost.

521
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 2: What's up with that?

522
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,919
Speaker 4: Because now I only think of a horror movie, but

523
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 4: somehow I think of that one wholesome movie with that

524
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 4: one white man who's not Kevin Costner. Anyway, I hope

525
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 4: it makes the episode. I hope you'll talk about this ship.

526
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Speaker 1: I love y'all. Yeah, bye, what do you want from that?

527
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like? What are you asking

528
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 1: us to do? Here? You you called us? You said

529
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 1: there's a movie that I've seen, there's another movie, and

530
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: then there's another movie that I've seen, And what's up

531
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Speaker 1: with that? I don't know. Man, I don't got it

532
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 1: for you. What what do you want? You called? I

533
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 1: think you want some wing stop. You're drinking, you're driving. Focus.

534
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 1: It's not good to drink drunk drive. It's bad to

535
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: drink and drive. But if you're gonna do it, you

536
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: gotta focus. And you can't call a podcast. You gotta

537
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: leave us out of this. If you're calling a podcast,

538
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: you can't call us no. Come on, man, you know

539
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: we're not gonna handle this good. That's oh man, Jack Frost,

540
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 1: what are you doing?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

542
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 1: Jack Frost was both a horror movie. Uh. There's a

543
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 1: a nineteen ninety seven horror comedy called Jack Frost, and

544
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:28,879
Speaker 1: then similarly, there is a Jack Frost uh with Michael

545
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: Keaton that comes out the following year that is not

546
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: a horror comedy comedy. It's a family comedy about Michael

547
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 1: Keaton getting turned into a snowbet man.

548
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, any snowboards.

549
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 1: Now here's what I'll say, And I'm willing to explore

550
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: a conspiracy that you did not introduce to us. This

551
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 1: didn't come from you, brother. You didn't offer us any

552
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: context for what to do with this conversation. But what

553
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 1: I will say is it does get interesting. To me

554
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 1: when a property fails and then they try to sort

555
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: of like redefine it or save it on the back end.

556
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you wonder was one of those move was

557
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 2: the second movie going to be called Jack Frost because

558
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 2: you know how far an advanced production is. Like maybe

559
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 2: because that other one failed, they were like, go on,

560
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 2: call this new one, Jack Frost. Watch which movie did better?

561
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 2: The Michael Keaton one came out later, So that was

562
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 2: I assume the one they were thinking was going to

563
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Speaker 2: be good.

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00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: That's someone I would assume the bigger hit of yeahs

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00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: nineteen percent on Rotten Tomatoes. It was a more like

566
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Speaker 1: commercially success, commercially successful film versus the other Jack Frost.

567
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: And I do think like if I'm the producers of

568
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: that film, I watched Jack Frost, the horror movie fail

569
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Speaker 1: and I go fuck it.

570
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're fine. We'll be all right. Yeah,

571
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 2: nobody even knows that happened.

572
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: We can weather this storm. Yeah yeah yeah, And whatever

573
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 1: the associations might be, so be it.

574
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 2: And also, do not drink and drive. Do not drink

575
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 2: and drive and call call us.

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00:29:58,440 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: We love hearing.

577
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 2: When we stopped livers now it says so on the back, and.

578
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: It's and it tastes the same, you know what I mean,

579
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: they didn't work that hard on it in the first place. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not w wing starts pretty good, all right, man.

581
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: I think I love Wingstock. Okay, I'm a big I'm

582
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: a big fan of Wingstop. But I am not going

583
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: to pretend for a second that there are real chefs

584
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: in those kitchens. Oh yeah, yeah, okay. I winding Stop

585
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: perfected the formula in a lab. Anybody could do it.

586
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: Anybody could give us the Wingstop. It just happens that

587
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: there are some teenagers I have to ask politely for

588
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 1: for eight bonus?

589
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you turn the ice machine on?

590
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: Yeah? I know it's not you know hey, man, I

591
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: did say blue cheese. This is ranch? Yeah?

592
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 2: Could we could you guys for it? So you need

593
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 2: to fix it? Come on, man, you charge me. They're

594
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 2: charging too much for ranch.

595
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't I'm going to say this. I

596
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: don't want carrots from Wingstop.

597
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 2: Oh the carroat's always some sit weird.

598
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 1: In my stomach, That's what I'm saying. Like, I don't

599
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: need you all to pretend that you do wings traditional

600
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 1: with vegetables.

601
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 2: Give me that corn. Give me those weird textured fries.

602
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: Just give me the wings. Yeah, everything else, the corns,

603
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like everything else that's on the menu, But

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00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 1: I don't need the accouterment that wingstop provides because it

605
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:28,719
Speaker 1: is not good produce. You're not ye, it's not high quality.

606
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 1: You're not investing in good products. So you can keep

607
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: the carrots in the celery. I'm just gonna I'm gonna

608
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 1: dip my wings in my French fries and be all right. Christmas,

609
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. I hope this warmed everyone's hearts. Yeah, us

610
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: talking down to two people who called weird.

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00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think if you're struggling for addiction at

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00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 2: this time this time.

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Speaker 1: We'll check on you in the new year. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be with my family, but tell the people where they

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00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 1: can find you.

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00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 2: Cool.

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