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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one twenties of

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Speaker 1: an episode five of dir Daily Night Geist, a production

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Speaker 1: of I Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we

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Speaker 1: take a deep dive into America's share consciousness and say, officially,

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Speaker 1: off the top, fuck the Koch Brothers, fuck Fox News,

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Speaker 1: suck at all. It's Friday, April. Third name is Jack O'Brien,

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Speaker 1: a k sitting in a bath of pure le, watching

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Speaker 1: the world go to hell, sitting in a bath of

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Speaker 1: purel binge jin prime. This courtesy of Snarls Barkley, and

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Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host,

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Speaker 1: Mr Miles Gray. Yes it's Miles Gray, but in this

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Speaker 1: time I must transform into my higher self aspiring Jedi.

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Speaker 1: Gather around my padawan burners for I am Miles Way,

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Speaker 1: Miles Great. A quar gone Jin from episode one, The

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Speaker 1: Phantom Menace. I just thoughted that right now, and I

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Speaker 1: don't even know where my head is, but I needed

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Speaker 1: to get a Liam Neeson qui gon Jin reference in

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Speaker 1: there right now. The journey. Oh hell yeah, I get

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Speaker 1: it now. I didn't. I didn't even know what what

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Speaker 1: qui jimgon jim love that guy whenever having an Jimmy Huh.

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Speaker 1: We're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by

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Speaker 1: the hilarious, the talented, the little zam herself, Jamie Lofts.

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Speaker 1: Jane says, don't stop that Cardio pleased me likingness, so

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Speaker 1: fuck up to Jame's gotta kick my ass to my

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Speaker 1: that's from CHRISTI Yamagucci main at crispymme donut. That's for

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Speaker 1: real heads that No. I've been doing the Jane Fonda

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Speaker 1: exercise every day for twenty days. It's hard as ship.

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Speaker 1: It's getting easier, but she's so like she's I don't

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Speaker 1: view her as horny anymore now. It's just starting to

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Speaker 1: get like a little like uh, a little aggressive, little

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Speaker 1: passive aggressive. I mean, I just like the layers of

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Speaker 1: that a K two because it's a Jane Fonda. But

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Speaker 1: Jane's addiction, it's just all it's it's it's really genius

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Speaker 1: shout out levels. Yeah, I'm legitimately a fan of Jamie

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Speaker 1: loftus as singing boys. I want her to launch a

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Speaker 1: career as a recording artist after this quarantine. This is

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Speaker 1: my Yeah, we should team up to make her like

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Speaker 1: the new industry plant and like put like nine brands

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Speaker 1: on this and make Jamie the new Billie Eilish loved

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Speaker 1: Billie Eilish. We got to figure out what my what

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Speaker 1: my weird clothes thing is. They're like, Okay, the sweatshirt

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Speaker 1: is big, uh go go and she wears a two

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Speaker 1: tou as a hat. We're thrilled to be joined in

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Speaker 1: our fourth seat by the hilarious comedian Paula vanalen Hi,

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Speaker 1: broadcasting live from my tiny bedroom. Love it. Everyone's in

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Speaker 1: confined quarters now. I like how we just see how

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Speaker 1: each other lives. Now, Like that's I've learned way too

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Speaker 1: much about comedians from these live shows. Yeah, I feel

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Speaker 1: like my background looks like I'm crashing with my girlfriend

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Speaker 1: who has her ship together and it's like working on

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Speaker 1: her master's degree. I feel like it's the vibe of

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Speaker 1: my background, like you're just crashing with her right now?

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Speaker 1: Can I use your office? I just need it for

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Speaker 1: a second. I'm honestly I'm gonna like paint my room

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Speaker 1: this again, just because I've been I've been getting insecure

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Speaker 1: about it and like I look like I live in

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Speaker 1: an airbnb. What if every time you you did a

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Speaker 1: podcast or a live show, you like painted your room.

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Speaker 1: The stress of just that background stress. You're like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, man, the last I looked shitty in that

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Speaker 1: last one. Maybe I'm gonna spruce it up with like

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Speaker 1: a coalbalt blue or something in here. Matt was stressing

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Speaker 1: me out earlier this week, because when Matt was on

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Speaker 1: the show earlier this week, he wasn't I was like,

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Speaker 1: where the funk was he? He had like framed pictures

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Speaker 1: of succulents above his head. I'm like, okay, he lives. Well,

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Speaker 1: I just assume they're with their living with their parents

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Speaker 1: is sort of like succulents hung above your head. Okay,

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Speaker 1: one night, I see what's going on? All right, Paul V.

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Speaker 1: We're going to get to know you a little bit

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Speaker 1: better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners

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Speaker 1: what we're talking about. We're just going full Krasinski all

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Speaker 1: good news all the time. Guys. Uh John, John, Why

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Speaker 1: is there another Krasinski? I don't know Emily Blunt take

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Speaker 1: his last name. Finally, no, Yeah, John Krasinski launches some

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Speaker 1: good news network and uh, actually we can't. We can't

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Speaker 1: Krasinski lane. We're going to talk about what's actually happening. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: fuck you Krasinski. We're going to add that to the intro.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that John Karski had a positive news website.

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Speaker 1: That's so embarrassing for him. It just started it on Monday. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, guys, just really you can tell like, this

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Speaker 1: is what people need right now. So let me lean

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Speaker 1: I mean, he's had enough. Leave Steve Carrell alone, let

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Speaker 1: him rest. Chris Evans has that embarrassing website to where

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Speaker 1: Chris Evans is like, so you're stupid, you don't understand politics.

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Speaker 1: Let me Chris Evans explain it to you on YouTube

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Speaker 1: patronizing Adam Conover basically or maybe like Margot Robbie in

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Speaker 1: I find out that Adam Conover isn't Miles this type,

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Speaker 1: Adam is my type, his perfectly hair. Whenever I see him,

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Speaker 1: I'm always in all of his perfect super hot miles

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Speaker 1: um and don't you forget don't you forget it? Try Miles.

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Speaker 1: He's so now that I've got your attention, dipship would

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Speaker 1: be a great parody YouTube for like all the hot

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Speaker 1: like let's talk about Jerryman during or he does like

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Speaker 1: what are we talking about today other than Chris Evans's

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Speaker 1: old balls. I don't know why he has such old balls.

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Speaker 1: adventures I'm referencing. I think I have a big daddy

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Speaker 1: my mind works. Where Adam Sandlers really pissed that his

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Speaker 1: girlfriend is dating an old man. He's like, Oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: balls grows. All right, We're gonna look at where Americans

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Speaker 1: aren't taking the stay at home order seriously. Or maybe

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Speaker 1: that's not what's happening. Maybe they just don't have the

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Speaker 1: But we we are snitching just generally. This information is pulled,

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Speaker 1: the information on who's standing at home who's not pulled

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Speaker 1: from like our cell phone records. And then there is

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Speaker 1: an article about how we're all snitching on our neighbors

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Speaker 1: and any local businesses that didn't close, which we'll we'll

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Speaker 1: talk about that. I don't necessarily know how to feel

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Speaker 1: about that. Uh. The U s head it's deadliest day,

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Speaker 1: time they're out alcohol. Have you guys heard about alcohol? Hey? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just write it. Actually, WHOA you're closing right now, Jane

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Speaker 1: gonna talk about the fact that alcohol is apparently, uh

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Speaker 1: we're gonna check in with Joe Exotic. He has spoken, uh,

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Speaker 1: he wants either bread pit or Joe Dirt, so he

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Speaker 1: Is that his way of saying? Um, David Spade sad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he just called him. He's like you guys like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Brad Pitt or Joe Dirt. That's the answer, is Sam

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Speaker 1: an expert on productivity, says relax. M Yeah, that expert

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Speaker 1: was me from like two shows ago. Okay, okay. Animal

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Speaker 1: crossing has surpassed the words sex in terms of searches,

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Speaker 1: type sex in. Maybe we're getting smarter at Internet. I

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Speaker 1: That's that's That's what I'm taking there yet, right sexual education?

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Speaker 1: Who's uh porn search term is just typing sex into Google? Okay,

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Speaker 1: But I got in trouble when I was in fifth

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Speaker 1: Ashton Kutcher's shirtless for like twenty minutes every day, like

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Speaker 1: now Ashton Kutcher fakes. I love it. I think like

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Speaker 1: my most embarrassing searches have ended with no shirt. I

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Speaker 1: was about to ask you, what's something from your church

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Speaker 1: it's actually it is, it is really it's along the

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Speaker 1: I like, I did, Dr Fauci and he just looks

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Speaker 1: was back on her dis ship. That was Actually it's

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Speaker 1: unconscionable what they did. Okay, but how do you do?

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Speaker 1: What do you feel about the crimes of Fred Durst?

425
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Speaker 1: Though the worst thing he ever did was start a

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Speaker 1: cute little jazz club. I mean, well, look, give Fred

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Speaker 1: Durst a break, because it's all about that. He said.

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Speaker 1: She said, bullshit. He guys really thought, I mean it

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Speaker 1: for a second. That's fun. Uh, I don't know on that.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna take a quick break and we're back. And

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Speaker 1: there is a New York Times map that was published

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Speaker 1: showing when people stopped traveling more than two miles. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, I think right now everyone's kind of concerned

434
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Speaker 1: with what states might be doing or not doing to

435
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 1: sort of contain or limit the spread flattened curve, whatever

436
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 1: terminology you want to use. And the New York Times

437
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,439
Speaker 1: use this map of like using cell phone data to

438
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Speaker 1: basically track people's movements and see that, especially in the

439
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Speaker 1: South Southeast, there's a lot of people still traveling more

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Speaker 1: than two miles. So they were sort of using this like, Okay,

441
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 1: who's actually taking this stay at home order? Seriously? Was

442
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Speaker 1: sort of the headline of the the article was where

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Speaker 1: America didn't day home even as the virus spread, And

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00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 1: it kind of looks like, oh, look, it's it's these

445
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: seemingly read states in the South or whatever. And I

446
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: think a lot of people are like, sure, a steady

447
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: diet of Fox News, uh and bad leadership from the

448
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Speaker 1: governor's mansion will lead to people still traveling for a

449
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 1: long time. But it's it's a little incomplete to sort

450
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Speaker 1: of just look at it like that, because if you

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Speaker 1: juxtapose it. There a few people on Twitter who like

452
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Speaker 1: took issue with this article because they also showed where uh,

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Speaker 1: like the highest concentrations are people with without a car

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Speaker 1: or supermarket within a mile r And it's sort of

455
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Speaker 1: maps directly on top or nearly not like exactly, but

456
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Speaker 1: very there's significant overlap between those two like hot zones. Um.

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Speaker 1: So there's also a question of like what people's access

458
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Speaker 1: are to get to these places or you know, like

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Speaker 1: how they're able to get their own goods or get

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00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: to services and things like that. Um. But yeah, just

461
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Speaker 1: an interesting map to look at because I think on

462
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Speaker 1: one hand, we're all very much like looking at Governor

463
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Speaker 1: Kemp like in Georgia say stuff like, oh, I had

464
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 1: no idea people could be asymptomatic and spread it like

465
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 1: saying that fucking on Wednesday when everyone has been talking

466
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Speaker 1: about this, uh, and then looking at maps like this

467
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Speaker 1: and just being like, what the funk are they doing?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't expect any like person who has

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Speaker 1: treated abortion the way they have to understand anything signed,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like not now, but well yeah,

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Speaker 1: and a lot of governors are using this as a

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Speaker 1: way to sort of do their backdoor version of uh,

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Speaker 1: completely repealing Roe v. Wade by saying like, oh, abortion

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Speaker 1: is actually a non essential medical service. So actually that's

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Speaker 1: why we can't have any right now because of the

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Speaker 1: core so actually ended right now that's been like just

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Speaker 1: held back. I mean, did it has it actually gone

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Speaker 1: through anywhere? I think I don't know that it's actually

479
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: gone through, But people are fucking they're all they're trying.

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Speaker 1: McConnell tried to sneak that into one of the bills

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Speaker 1: passed for like the stimulus package or something. Right. He

482
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Speaker 1: tried to like add abortion restrictions He's like, okay, for everyone,

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Speaker 1: you can't get abortions. Okay, that sound good. Good. Everybody

484
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: like was okay, okay, we're also going to take away

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Speaker 1: your rights. Okay, sound good? Okay great. Oh that's so,

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Speaker 1: I mean not surprising. I These New York Times maps

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Speaker 1: um give me severe anxiety. I think that's what they're

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Speaker 1: supposed to do. I know, I hate that. I mean.

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Speaker 1: The one thing, one positive thing I've even read in

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Speaker 1: terms of like the spread being flattened or the curve

491
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Speaker 1: being flattened, was like, you know, the states that took

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Speaker 1: the most aggressive action early on, like in Washington and

493
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Speaker 1: California at places like that have seen better outcomes or

494
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Speaker 1: they're seeing better outcomes than other places based on just

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Speaker 1: a matter of a few days of not putting a

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Speaker 1: shelter in place order. So I mean, hopefully this can

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Speaker 1: inspire other municipalities to fully, you know, shut ship down.

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Speaker 1: There was an l A Times article that showed like

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Speaker 1: the trajectory um between states, right, and how l A

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Speaker 1: has in California in general, like you were saying, as

501
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: kind of like veered lower, uh than like New York,

502
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Speaker 1: and so it's like we've kind of found a way

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Speaker 1: to isolate better. But I think that's like inherent in

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Speaker 1: all the reasons that we people generally don't like l

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Speaker 1: A is that everything is so spread out, we're also

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Speaker 1: isolated it. But now it's like way better for survival.

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Speaker 1: Um because with New York, like everybody's all on top

508
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Speaker 1: of each other and like the subways and everything are

509
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: always packed. Um. But yeah, it showed. Yeah, it showed

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Speaker 1: the trajectory. And it seems like hopeful here at would

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Speaker 1: have thought totally thought our total lack of connection and

512
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Speaker 1: empathy for each other, by being close to our neighbors

513
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Speaker 1: would have led had this benefit of being like, wait

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Speaker 1: for me, I'm saying inside my house, and that's kind

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Speaker 1: of where things are. I think also the rain helped

516
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Speaker 1: too those first two weeks, because on top of it,

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Speaker 1: the weather was not It felt like we were stuck

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Speaker 1: inside and things were bad outside. Yeah, that's interesting. I've

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Speaker 1: been worrying a lot about my New York friends just

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, because it's so it's so importantly you

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Speaker 1: can't not be on top of each other in New York,

522
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Speaker 1: and it is so hard to get access to basic

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00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: stuff without being on top of each other. Where here,

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Speaker 1: it's like, at least you have a little bit of

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Speaker 1: you can you can conceivably stay six feet away from

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Speaker 1: people where there it just sounds completely fucking impossible, right, um,

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Speaker 1: I mean so uh kind of going in that same direction,

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Speaker 1: the US head over a thousand deaths, uh, just on

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Speaker 1: Wednesday alone. It seems like the phase we're in is

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Speaker 1: New York is continuing to trend upwards, and a lot

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Speaker 1: of the cities around the country are starting to, like Detroit,

532
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,959
Speaker 1: New Orleans are starting to show the same trajectory as

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Speaker 1: New York. And there's just some really devastating charts about

534
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: like the trajectory that we're on in general with coronavirus infections.

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Speaker 1: But I mean, infections is a statistic that can be

536
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: misleading for all sorts of different reasons. But deaths, I

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Speaker 1: mean that that is the thing that you can't escape

538
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: if people are dying of coronavirus at a record rate,

539
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: and the country than uh things the plane has crashed

540
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: into the mountain like things are. And and the other

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Speaker 1: thing that I just want to emphasize is that even

542
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: though New Yorkers are on top of each other, I

543
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: was googling this morning, you know, New York has twenty

544
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 1: seven thousand people per square mile. Soul Korea has forty

545
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Speaker 1: five thousand people per square mile and have managed to

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Speaker 1: you know, through their government stepping in and getting early testing. Germany,

547
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: you're seeing the same thing there, nailing this by getting

548
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,959
Speaker 1: people tested, got people tested like right away, and the

549
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 1: importance of testing just like can't be overstated. So that's

550
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: where we're at, or where we were at as of Wednesday,

551
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: and hopefully we get better news soon. Weren't there estimates

552
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Speaker 1: that like sixteen thousand New Yorkers might pass from this

553
00:32:55,520 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: based on the trajectory right now? Yeah, a lot of

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00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: the I mean, I think Cuomo said Thursday like that

555
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: they have with the rate things are going though, maybe

556
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: they'll probably run out of ventilators in six days without

557
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 1: some kind of massive intervention. I'm so mad at Cuomo

558
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: because of the you know how he created like hand

559
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:21,239
Speaker 1: sanitizer out of prison labor and now rikers is like

560
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 1: fully ignored in the rate of infection there is like

561
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 1: seven times that of the normal population. And I saw

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Speaker 1: this like Twitter thread from this lady who had gotten

563
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: a lot of phone calls from prisoners who were telling

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Speaker 1: her about the awful conditions and she said that there

565
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 1: was like the hand center, there was no hand sanitizer

566
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Speaker 1: because they're not allowed to have it. They took away

567
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Speaker 1: cleaning supplies and soap. The staff is like refusing to clean.

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Speaker 1: This is from a Twitter thread, so I'm not sure,

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Speaker 1: but I was trying to double check for articles, and

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Speaker 1: there haven't been articles about rikers in like ten days,

571
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Speaker 1: and I'm just like, what is happening in there? Like

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Speaker 1: are they even counting those people as being part of

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Speaker 1: the population, you know, Like, yeah, Woma is getting I

574
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: feel like he's almost getting the same kind of bump

575
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 1: that Giuliani got during that woven right now, where he's

576
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: like doing things, but like the bare minimum things he's doing.

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Speaker 1: And I feel like people are not used to seeing

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00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 1: public officials stepping up in any way, shape or form ever,

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00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: So when someone even remotely does it and then either

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00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: is wearing suspenders or has nipple nipple piercings, were like, yes, okay,

581
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 1: you know, but but it's like, yeah, he still has

582
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:30,280
Speaker 1: a ship track record. He's like rolled back back Medicare

583
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: ship in New York. He's making prisoners work like slaves,

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00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: like it's it's you know, he um. There was like

585
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: a bail reform thing in January that he rejects, or

586
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 1: some like prison reform thing in January that he rejected

587
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Speaker 1: that caused more of them to be in there in

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Speaker 1: the first place, and then he and then he utilized

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Speaker 1: their labor. I think de Blasio let out like a

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Speaker 1: couple of hundred or like some small amount of people

591
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: who were most at risk or they were trying to

592
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 1: let them out. But like the conditions in there are terrible. Yeah,

593
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,040
Speaker 1: it's really bad. Like he's i mean, just everyone a

594
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 1: slower role on on the Cuomo memes. He's not he's

595
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 1: not the hero that but he but he's I mean,

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00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,919
Speaker 1: he's doing a thing, which is why it was only Yeah,

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00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,240
Speaker 1: it was only a few months or just a while

598
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: back when people were like Cynthia Nixon destroyed Cuomo in

599
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: the election. Please this guy fucking sucks. But you know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think people, I think there's something natural where people

601
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: need somebody to rally around. Like we're seeing, uh, you know,

602
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 1: approval ratings for leaders around the world surge while this

603
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 1: is happening. Uh, And it happened to Trump even when

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00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: he you know, he is fucking this up beyond what

605
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: any modern day politician has ever sucked something up in

606
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: the developed world, but his supporters are they need to

607
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: rally around the flag. And I think the CUOMO gives

608
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: people who aren't Trump supporters somebody to rally around, right,

609
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like I get it, but yeah, just

610
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 1: like well, I think you know, it's all relative. You know,

611
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,720
Speaker 1: just like for a while people were longing for George

612
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: Bush too uh to come back. They're like, well, I mean,

613
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: at least Bush two was better than Trump. You like,

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Speaker 1: hold the funk up. No, Like Bush too fucked an

615
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 1: entire region of Earth, yea. And I think that's where

616
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 1: And I think it's natural to like Jack saying, like,

617
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: you want to feel like someone is not completely fucking up,

618
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 1: and if you're not completely fucking up, that's the little

619
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: bit of the ray of light that helps. I think

620
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: people feel a little bit optimistic. It's all about tone, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: America has just generally turned into one big version of

622
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: Burbs the burbs slash rear windows slash Takashi six nine,

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00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 1: where everybody's snitching. Everybody's just kind of staying in their house,

624
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 1: looking at their neighbors, just waiting for somebody to funk up.

625
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: And you know, in some cases it's doing some good.

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00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: People who are telling officials about businesses that we're staying

627
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 1: open are actually getting those businesses shut down, that we're

628
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 1: probably not being very responsible. Some yoga studios who were

629
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: like we're fully necessary right shut down the ya essential

630
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: health shut them down? Can I I was? I was

631
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: this for comedy. I was like dm ng people for weeks,

632
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: telling them to stop performing, and people like right right

633
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: before or like right around the actual like way too

634
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: long into it well, and everybody had stayed in. There

635
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Speaker 1: were people like we're the were the rebels of comedy,

636
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: like funk this coronavirus thing. I'm like, it's not the man,

637
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:50,280
Speaker 1: Like what are you doing? And so I was deeming

638
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,839
Speaker 1: people and I was like leaning on my education, being

639
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 1: like do you respect my degrees? You know, just like

640
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 1: this a leadership or whatever. I was like, whatever I

641
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: have to do to get you to listen to me,

642
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 1: and like some of them, some of them did listen

643
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: and it did help, but some of them like left

644
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: me on red or like blocked me or like did

645
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: all this other stuff. I fucking lit up one of

646
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: these guys on my Instagram because he blocked me and

647
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're an idiot and you're not funny, Like

648
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: why are you doing dude, the least the least funny

649
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 1: people kept performing. I'm like, it's not going to make

650
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 1: you because they could get booked all of a sudden,

651
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 1: because yeah, people were they were like they were like,

652
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: I gotta perform at this thing the other week, and

653
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,280
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, why do you think you got to perform?

654
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 1: Their people were still doing open mics. I'm like, why

655
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: are you paying? Why are you paying to get infected?

656
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: Like I don't understand. I'll put one place, I'll put

657
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: one place on the blast Flappers stayed open for so long. Yeah,

658
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: the most cursed venue in all of Burbank stayed stayed

659
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,280
Speaker 1: open for so long. And the reason that they closed,

660
00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:00,320
Speaker 1: if if rumors are to be believed, was the has

661
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 1: like people like burst in in the middle of a

662
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 1: show and like shut the place down. But it had

663
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,879
Speaker 1: to do with the fact that like ship was leaking

664
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 1: out of the pipes or something. And what didn't even

665
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:12,919
Speaker 1: have to hear that. It's funny to hear how many

666
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: people are like stuck in that mentality with coronavirus, Like

667
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 1: there it's not a virus. It's like they're fucking Stepdad

668
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: telling them Paul, like, what the funk are you talking about?

669
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 1: You know that brou If you're not hanging out at

670
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: the seller right now, you don't really care. It's that grind,

671
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 1: you know. You gotta go to Mike's and shows and

672
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: the hospital. You gotta grind like you're not doing. I

673
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 1: do have to give you this quote from a yoga

674
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 1: instructor who was shut down. She said, if we were

675
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 1: naughty with the government's order, then we're very very sorry.

676
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,760
Speaker 1: We're not here to cause problems. We're here to practice

677
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: our poses. Just like that. There's all sorts of ways

678
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: to sublimate, like the fact that you're completely fucking but

679
00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 1: also the one thing that is so easy out of

680
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: every all of these entertainment things or exercise things, yoga

681
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 1: is the easiest thing to do at home, Like so

682
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: many people are doing it. Yeah, it's weird. There's was

683
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,759
Speaker 1: it um And I sent this to us the other night.

684
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: There was like a Governor Knewsome quote where he was like,

685
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: in some cases, snitches get stitches, but in this case,

686
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: snitches get rewards, and you're just like the people out

687
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 1: It feels riches, but he obviously couldn't rewards like okay,

688
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 1: mayor Garcet, Mr Garcetti himself. I just love, you know,

689
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: people getting angry at each other for not doing right

690
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: by science. It's nice to see that sort of like

691
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: sort of, I mean, I think it manifests in different ways.

692
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,800
Speaker 1: I think some people just need someone to get angry

693
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 1: at and a stressful time. I think other people are

694
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: deeply concerned and really look and think of like what

695
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:03,320
Speaker 1: the ramifications are. But it's heartening. Yeah, just be honest

696
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 1: with yourself in terms of essential work, like when it also,

697
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: you know, I gotta give points to the owner of

698
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: that yoga studio who's like, okay, like if we were

699
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 1: being a little naughty, okay and possibly exacerbating a pandemic,

700
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: saw we It's like, what, like how Kelly Leffler, Kelly

701
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,240
Speaker 1: Leffler is going to explain all her fucking additional stock sales.

702
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,760
Speaker 1: We just found out about that she was selling something

703
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: north of fifteen million dollars worth of stock before the pandemic,

704
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 1: not just a couple million. And she's like, oh, if

705
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 1: if we were a widow naughty, So that's the that's

706
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:42,359
Speaker 1: the Jessica love is blind voice. And it's also I mean,

707
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:46,240
Speaker 1: I don't know understand like especially when it's a small

708
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 1: small business. I mean I don't I don't feel anyway

709
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 1: about the yoga studio, but when it's a small small business,

710
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:56,760
Speaker 1: I get where the temptation comes from. Um, but protect

711
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: to protect the people, man, Well, yeah, and I think

712
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: that's why it's I think when people's outrage just sort

713
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,359
Speaker 1: of stops at why are you open, you've got to

714
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: actually keep going upward because it's not just they're open

715
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 1: because they have a mortgage or a rent that they

716
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 1: pay on the studio, and if they don't have the money,

717
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: then their dream is over and the person that they

718
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: pay is also So we need to keep looking up

719
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: and be like, Okay, who is the person who? Yeah? Yeah,

720
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 1: Because the Flappers industrial complex, Mary Garcetti's is now ordering

721
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 1: people to start wearing cloth masks out if they have

722
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: to be out, if you're doing your like weekly grocery

723
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: trip or you know whatever it is. Keep the end

724
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: masks for the healthcare workers and healthcare providers. But you know,

725
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: cloth masks are being recommended now. Yeah, I'm I'm speaking

726
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 1: through a cloth mask right now. Actually, yeah, I just

727
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 1: put mine on very hard to breathe through. It's actually

728
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: mostly for for biking, like exercising and smoggy. He's like,

729
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 1: this is more for like one exercise in l A

730
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 1: where this fucking respirator. I've I've been like using a bandana,

731
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: but I think I'm going to try to make one.

732
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 1: There's a ton of there's a ton of fun patterns

733
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: out there right now. Yeah, yeah, I think. I mean Also,

734
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,919
Speaker 1: a lot of people were sort of concerned about being like, well,

735
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 1: is it at the point where everyone needs to be

736
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 1: doing this, because the CDC hadn't um, you know, actually

737
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: put out these guidelines saying this is what everyone needs

738
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 1: to do. But his reasoning was like, look, if this

739
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: even helps stop to spread by one percent, we're going

740
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 1: to do it. Like there's no reason to not do

741
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 1: every single thing we can, obviously without straining the resources

742
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 1: like N ninety five masks that are needed for frontline workers,

743
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 1: but like in terms of just anything, if we can

744
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 1: do this, if it's just if it's not if you've

745
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:50,839
Speaker 1: got an old T shirt you can wear on your

746
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: face to go to seven eleven, please do that. It's

747
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 1: whatever we can do. The thing they said it actually

748
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:00,240
Speaker 1: helps is uh. In addition to you know, asymptomatic people

749
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: being less likely to you know, cough some coronavirus out

750
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: into the world through a cloth mask, it makes you

751
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: uh or it makes people more likely to like steer

752
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: clear of you because you look scary. I guess you

753
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 1: look like an old timey bandit. So they're like, yeah,

754
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 1: I gotta watch out. Um. So it helps him force

755
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: social distancing. I'm really loving men staying the funk out

756
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: of my way on the sidewalk. It's been no one's

757
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 1: running to me and not seeing me. It's been perfect.

758
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 1: There is an upside to all of this. All right,

759
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 1: let's take another break. We'll be right back. And we're back.

760
00:44:50,280 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 1: And so is alcohol, the consumption of alcohol, alcohol stuff. Row,

761
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: are you clawing right now? Where's cloth? Man? You got?

762
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: You got? You got a cloth mask. The best part

763
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: about tangerine white clow is you can smell it from

764
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: a foot away. There you go. I got it. I

765
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 1: got a morning, got a morning business clonference call. I

766
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:20,879
Speaker 1: gotta get on. So you know, we've talked a lot

767
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: on this show about how like there's always articles of

768
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 1: what millennials are killing because we're broke as a generation,

769
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: but like alcohol seemed to be like the one thing.

770
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: Actually most millennials like aren't really were. Like beer sales

771
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 1: were taking a bit because of the rise of the

772
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: Celtzies and what have you. Just generally like, beers out

773
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 1: of my repertoire. I'm a claw gal, beers out of

774
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 1: your repertoire completely, Well, we have some, but it's but

775
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: it don't it doesn't get touched generally. I've got I've

776
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: got my sweet claws. I let myself have one mix

777
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: hard if I'm having a really sad day, but I

778
00:45:56,719 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: have tried to try to keep it chill on the mics. Okash, wait,

779
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:06,280
Speaker 1: but Mike's you call Mike's beer. No, no, no, no, sorry,

780
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: that's I have various brands of malt liquor. That makes

781
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:14,280
Speaker 1: your head right right right, um, but so right now,

782
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 1: you know, with the choir, I think everyone many people

783
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 1: are starting to drink more in general, Like compared to

784
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:28,280
Speaker 1: last marches, numbers online alcohol sales are up two uh

785
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 1: and right now just across the board. When like the

786
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: from Nielsen research, they found that sale of alcohol alcoholic

787
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: beverages rose in the weekending March one, and then spirits

788
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 1: like tequila, gin and pre mixed cocktails lead the way

789
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 1: in terms of like the biggest jump increase compared to

790
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: last year, and wine was up sixty six beer up.

791
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 1: Is this um like taking into account like what's sold

792
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: to like bars and restaurants to or is it like well,

793
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: I mean I have a feeling because the week ending

794
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 1: March twenty one, a lot of bars were not I

795
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 1: mean many places work shutting down bars and things like that.

796
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 1: So I think this is purely from like the consumer

797
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 1: level rather than the soul unfun science fact, alcohol is

798
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 1: pretty closely associated with cancer rates. Uh So I that

799
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, Man, put down the claw, but like

800
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: I'm literally holding a claw right now, put it down, baby.

801
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 1: It's associated in what sense? Um, I don't know if

802
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,319
Speaker 1: it's like linear realists associated, but there's like pretty high

803
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 1: correlations between drinking alcohol just even regularly and likelihood of

804
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,319
Speaker 1: cancer and so. But people don't want to hear that,

805
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 1: but I said it, um, But I'm so, I'm wondering

806
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: if there's going to be like a spike of cancer

807
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 1: like years down the line from just this event, oh

808
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: from all the from the claw and stuff in the

809
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 1: month I mean, I drink just I just have a

810
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,320
Speaker 1: couple of bests of red wine every day just to relax.

811
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 1: And then the Tannin's and Tendons, tennis chocolate, the anxious

812
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 1: oxenants are going to help me. Like fake news to me,

813
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,800
Speaker 1: sounds like fake news. Yeah, I don't know. Look, Poppy

814
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: called me up and maybe for years, and then you

815
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:35,399
Speaker 1: see where I'm at. I was, listen, I was. I'm

816
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 1: the result of a medical expense. I sound like a foot.

817
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 1: I'm the result of a medical experiment. I'm not going

818
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 1: to let a little white claw kill me. Okay, you

819
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 1: felt like Piro? Alright, you gotta lean back, though, Jenny

820
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 1: Piro was lean the funk back when she might have

821
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 1: been drunk that night. That's another reason why jinx culture

822
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: is so prevalent. Right now, Jenny Piero massive player in

823
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: the Jinks front. Chise, Oh that's right, I'm looking up

824
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: Janine Pierro young right now. She was agonist, right, she's

825
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 1: the antagonist. And then you learn more about her and

826
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, Robert Durst is right. Yet again, Janine

827
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:22,439
Speaker 1: Pierro sucks and he says, he says in court he's

828
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:25,399
Speaker 1: like Janine Pierro made me do it, and you're like,

829
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 1: what the fun he rules? He rules to open a

830
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: claw with my man, Bobby d You might have viewed

831
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: that show differently because you said she's an antagonist. I

832
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 1: think most people were watching it thinking that Robert Durst

833
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: was the bad guy. But I actually don't think that that.

834
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 1: I think that that's what Andrew director, he wanted you

835
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 1: to think. But a lot of people saw through the

836
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:56,959
Speaker 1: fog and saw that clearly Robert Durst was the under

837
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 1: I love an underdog story, the son of a billionaire

838
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 1: who murdered. There's three people. Allegedly, I love it. Allegedly. Allegedly,

839
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 1: Joe Exotic has spoken he wants either Brad Pitt or

840
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 1: Joe Dirt. As he put it, there's not really much

841
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:18,280
Speaker 1: more to report than that. Um No, I mean, honestly,

842
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: just hearing him say that, like from all accounts, it

843
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 1: would have to be Joe Dirt. Like that, he said

844
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: he referred to David Spade as just Joe Dirt. That's

845
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Speaker 1: to be the best part of this whole thing, is

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Speaker 1: that David Spade has been reduced to Joe Dirt. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I mean, poor poor Spade. Is he a nice person.

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Speaker 1: He seems like he might be nice. I don't know,

849
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Speaker 1: but David can see him also. But why poor Spade,

850
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Speaker 1: he's being held up next to as his Joe Dirt

851
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Speaker 1: characters being held up next to Brad Pitt, Like that's

852
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Speaker 1: a compliment. That's true, and Brad Pitt should field maybe

853
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Speaker 1: not so good. When we think of our great actors,

854
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Speaker 1: we think of Brad Pitt and Joe Dirt. Just that

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Speaker 1: this gift of him taking his shirt off from Once

856
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Speaker 1: upon a Time in Hollywood and then just having Joe

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Speaker 1: Dirt or Brad Pitt Brad Pitt. I mean, if you

858
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Speaker 1: looked closely, there was a great Joe Dirt cameo and

859
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Speaker 1: Once upon a Time in Hollywood. But yeah, apparently. But

860
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Speaker 1: then David Spade, he had staff from Tiger King, the

861
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Speaker 1: guy who got his arm bit off from the from

862
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Speaker 1: the documentary on like like interviewed him online and staff

863
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Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I believe that you, David

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Speaker 1: Spade should play Joe Exotic. So we also have a

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Speaker 1: staff sign no agreed, roll it back. Do we need

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Speaker 1: any more anything to like about Tiger King? I feel

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Speaker 1: like we saw it all the documentary. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to see a movie version of this. That's I do

869
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Speaker 1: have a strong suspicion that, like a couple of months

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Speaker 1: from now, when when we're allowed to go outside again,

871
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Speaker 1: people will be like, I don't like thinking about the

872
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Speaker 1: Tiger King reminds me of a dark time in my life,

873
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Speaker 1: and I don't think about it. Just like I'm just

874
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Speaker 1: telling you this car the car bar is so low

875
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Speaker 1: right now that you can take advantage, whether it's a

876
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 1: true crime documentary, bad stand up whatever, afterwards. Yeah, we

877
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Speaker 1: might come out of this being like, dude, fuck Joe

878
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 1: Dirt and everything about it. It's just the thing we

879
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Speaker 1: needed to talk about to sort of like put away

880
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 1: our nihilistic thoughts and fantasies. But yeah, I kind of

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Speaker 1: Joe Dirt and Joe Exotic are the same thing. Now,

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Speaker 1: you miss spoken. Normally I would let it go, but

883
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Speaker 1: we have a policy on this show that we never

884
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Speaker 1: even accidentally impugned Joe Dirt. You said, fuck Joe Dirt. Yeah,

885
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Speaker 1: we cannot cannot let that sled. I'm sorry, I mean

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Speaker 1: fuck Joe Dear. Tay, Yes, Joe Dear take the paycheck

887
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Speaker 1: protection plan. Does anyone have experience with this? Do we know?

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to toss that out to Zeke Gang. Um,

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Speaker 1: we wanted to just because unemployment is at like an

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Speaker 1: all time high, it's at depression levels. I'm curious to

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Speaker 1: like how people and like getting like, have you been

892
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:06,839
Speaker 1: filing for unemployment? If so, like has have people been responsive?

893
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Speaker 1: The Paycheck Protection Plan seems to be another option that

894
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:15,320
Speaker 1: a few people tweeted at US about which it's qualified

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Speaker 1: as an s P, a loan that helps businesses keep

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Speaker 1: their workforce employed during the COVID nineteen crisis. Um, if

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Speaker 1: you've worked for a place that has actually gotten one

898
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Speaker 1: of these loans, I think what I'm trying to figure out.

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Speaker 1: What I'm curious about is there are all these promises

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Speaker 1: and options being presented, and I'm curious at how quickly

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Speaker 1: they're actually being followed through on. I was somewhat impressed

902
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Speaker 1: by my brother filed for unemployment less than two weeks

903
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Speaker 1: ago and and got his first check a couple of

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Speaker 1: days ago, which I feel like is faster than that

905
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Speaker 1: normally goes as someone who's filed for I think, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think it depends on how you know inundated the

907
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Speaker 1: state is and what their infrastructure is. Already, some states

908
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 1: are like warning like years ago, being like just so

909
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Speaker 1: you know, our states like unemployment insurance website will be

910
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Speaker 1: fucked up if like more than five people log on

911
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Speaker 1: it once. Um So that's it's it's added things. But

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Speaker 1: with the Paycheck Protection Program. I have a homie who

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Speaker 1: has a small business and he was hitting me up

914
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Speaker 1: about it too, and he was like, you know, I

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Speaker 1: want to be optimistic because it's actually the paperwork was

916
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Speaker 1: really light and it seems like it's moving very smoothly.

917
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Speaker 1: Um so it has offered a bit of hope for

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Speaker 1: him as a small business owner. So yeah, if you

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Speaker 1: are find yourself in a situation like that, or maybe

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Speaker 1: based on how you might be as an independent contractor,

921
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Speaker 1: there could be a way for you to get some

922
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:39,359
Speaker 1: love off that program too. But yeah, please check out

923
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Speaker 1: the Paycheck Protection Program or if you know anybody who

924
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Speaker 1: might be in a position where they need to take

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Speaker 1: advantage of that. That's one thing. So yeah, thank you

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Speaker 1: for everybody who from friends and listeners to get that

927
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Speaker 1: word out because I think that's there hasn't been a

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Speaker 1: great rite up or repository of information on like what

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Speaker 1: to do if you need this help. Yeah, and so

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00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 1: it's like we we kind of have to look out

931
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:05,319
Speaker 1: for each other on this one, and I mean experiences

932
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Speaker 1: of any kind too, because if things are not like

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Speaker 1: working the way they should be with this program, we

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Speaker 1: should talk about that as well. I already know like

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Speaker 1: one small business in my area that was rejected for

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Speaker 1: it and was kind of like not given a reason

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Speaker 1: other than everyone's applying. And we chose in order of

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Speaker 1: how essential we felt things were. So was it a

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Speaker 1: uh know anyone who is involved with the yoga studio

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Speaker 1: just in general that you would have said that before quarantine,

942
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Speaker 1: I would have been like, even do you even live

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Speaker 1: in l A There I honestly there was in my

944
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Speaker 1: old neighborhood. Um, I just moved. But there was like

945
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Speaker 1: a small strip of local businesses that have been there forever.

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Speaker 1: My like local liquor store was there. There was a

947
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Speaker 1: hair salon there. There's a bunch of great stuff, and

948
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Speaker 1: they all got like gentrified. The ship out of all

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Speaker 1: the businesses closed to yoga studios opened next to each other,

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Speaker 1: and I hope that they never reopened. No, that has

951
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 1: to be there has to be a law against that

952
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: there's there should be licenses given out, like with liquor licenses,

953
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Speaker 1: but for yoga studios or like science needs to come through,

954
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Speaker 1: like two yoga studios cannot be in door to door

955
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Speaker 1: or else a fire will occur or something like or

956
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 1: one needs to be burned down. Like it's just let's

957
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Speaker 1: be reasonable. I mean, if nothing else, Joe Exotic has

958
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Speaker 1: taught us that we can deal with our problems via

959
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Speaker 1: still function a good way to underrated. I mean, please

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Speaker 1: don't obviously, don't kill a bunch of fucking gators like

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Speaker 1: he did. Evans underrated. Yeah, Arson under It's been a

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Speaker 1: pleasure having you on the daily zis today find you

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Speaker 1: follow you here you um, Paula Vignalen p A l

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Speaker 1: A v I g u n A l A n.

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Speaker 1: That's my Instagram, my Twitter, my Facebook, my website and

966
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Speaker 1: my TikTok, which you should out because I'm on there

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Speaker 1: seven now. But yeah, I'm very excited about that. Is

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Speaker 1: there a tweet or some other active social media at

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Speaker 1: TikTok maybe that you've been um. There have been so

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Speaker 1: many TikTok's, so many that I love. UM. But the

971
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 1: tweet that I prepared for today was I don't know

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Speaker 1: if is it Johan Miranda, Um, j O H Yeah, Yohan,

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Speaker 1: okay j o H A N comedy on March it

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Speaker 1: was just I don't know why. I just found it

975
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Speaker 1: so funny, he tweeted, not gonna lie. I still think

976
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Speaker 1: is going to be my year. I just love it.

977
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Speaker 1: I love the optimism. Jamie, Where can people find you?

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Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jamie Loftus help

979
00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: Instagram at Jamie christ Superstar. I'm gonna keep releasing um

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Speaker 1: episodes of my Quarantine soap opera. One's going to come out,

981
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Speaker 1: I think today. I guess we'll see. And a tweet

982
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Speaker 1: I've been enjoying is from Claire Schaefer at Claire E.

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Speaker 1: Schaefer and it says the day has finally come and

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Speaker 1: attached as an image of a text from her mom

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Speaker 1: that says, what's shoegaze? Okay, It's so funny, Damn Miles Ricky,

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Speaker 1: people find you and what's the tweet you've been enjoying? Ah?

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00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 1: You can find me Twitter, Instagram, PlayStation Network at Miles

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Speaker 1: of Gray. Also my other podcast for twenty Day Fiance,

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Speaker 1: where I talk about ninety day Fiance Hi with fellow

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Speaker 1: podcast comedian Sophia Alexandra. So check that out. A tweet

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Speaker 1: that I like is from at Day I'm shorty U

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Speaker 1: or says at that damn shorty, which is basically, it's

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Speaker 1: just a video of somebody going to fucking town on

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Speaker 1: their rest from breakfast, like taking just savoring everybody, like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I got a little bit of waffle, take that, a

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Speaker 1: little bit of sausages. Cut that up like eating at

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Speaker 1: rapid speed, but every bite is fucking just completely savored. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And the tweet just says how how I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: eating when the restaurants open back up? Because pat vibe

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Speaker 1: is so true that I can just just watching this video.

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Speaker 1: I'm like somebody's else, somebody else who knows how to

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Speaker 1: cook us food fantastic. You can find me on Twitter

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Speaker 1: at Jack Underscore Brian. A couple of tweets have been enjoying.

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Speaker 1: Timholtz tweeted getting furious imagining a Johnny Depp joker UH

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Speaker 1: and Studio glibly tweeted how lucky are whites that they

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Speaker 1: can put out something like Tiger King and not after

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Speaker 1: worry that we'll think they're all like that. I saw

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Speaker 1: that one I was like, Yeah, you can find me

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Speaker 1: on Twitter check Underscore brand. You can find us on

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Speaker 1: Twitter at daily Zeitgeis. Were at the Daily Zeitgeis on Instagram,

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Speaker 1: we Facebook, Campage, and a website Daily's like guys dot com,

1012
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Speaker 1: where we post our episodes and our footnotes. We link

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Speaker 1: off to the information that we talked about in today's episode,

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Speaker 1: as well as the song we right out on Miles.

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Speaker 1: What's that going to be today? Oh, we did a

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Speaker 1: gang when fellow listeners and people of the world. Another week.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it was difficult and we'll have to continue

1018
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Speaker 1: to be strong. But let's take a moment. Let's listen

1019
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Speaker 1: to some music that will give us some vibes. This

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Speaker 1: next song that we're gonna go out on is by

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Speaker 1: Barnes Boulevard called Now I See, and it's just a

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Speaker 1: very you know, sort of low fi instrumental beat track,

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Speaker 1: but it has great like sort of looking out of

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. It's very vivid to me. I'm

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm looking out a window looking at

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Speaker 1: a tree blowing in the wind. And that's the feeling

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Speaker 1: that evokes a bit of calm, a little head nod.

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Speaker 1: Some really nice guitar sample. Just you know, just relax.

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Speaker 1: We got another week to do, so congratulate yourself. Sit back.

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Speaker 1: The Daily Syeis is a production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: favorite shows. That is going to do it for this morning.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back this afternoon to tell you what's a

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