WEBVTT - Strangers. 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:05.600 And I say, welcome back to another episode of Ugomy this. 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:10.760 I'm your host, Kevin Poll. Yes that Kevin. Yes, we 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:14.280 do have an auto maniac with us this fine month. Yeah. 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:17.720 His name is Nicolas and his uh, well, he's the 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:21.480 funniest German I've ever come in content. I'll just start there. 0:00:21.840 --> 0:00:25.680 Low bar to clear. But I see I was hoping 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:29.640 one of you would attack his entire homeland and and done. 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:33.080 But I digress. That's Meekima Shawi in no particular order. 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:36.040 Let's quickly check in with Craig Atkowski for his two 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:43.800 my current TV watching review kacao, What am I currently watching? Um? 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:48.440 I've got the n C Double A Tournament on. UM. 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:52.520 It looks like Indiana is right now gonna advance. Oh 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:56.520 you said current? You said current, I should have said 0:00:56.520 --> 0:01:00.800 a reason, Mr, Well, last week, would we we record 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:03.800 two episodes? I think I watched. I watched like half 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:08.000 of Inventing Anna during the first episode, and uh, and 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:11.319 then I finally finished Dune during the second episode, and 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:15.760 I jumped in for some in pro You know, I 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:18.240 assure you whatever you were able to watch of Inventing 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:21.600 Anna in that first episode was all you need to watch. Hey, 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:26.640 there's Chris Alvarado model modern man. Fill in this blank please. 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:29.640 The first thing I do when I wake up is blank, 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:35.720 hug my dog. Now see what had to look in 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:39.039 the mirror. That's my as your correct answer, but walk 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:46.399 the dog. Hugged the dog was also, uh, not think 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:49.680 of your phone. Not just to start hating yourself, just 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:55.400 to start yeah, not because you're faint you look in 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:57.560 the mirror. Yeah yeah, I mean, don't get me wrong. 0:01:57.600 --> 0:01:59.520 There are those mornings when you're brushing your teeth and 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:04.480 you just look at the mirror and you go, yeah, yeah, 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:08.000 I'll be I'll be frightened off often in that moment 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:10.760 with the old funk that's looking back at me through 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:14.000 the mirror because I'm still looking out of like forty 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:20.320 one year old eyes. Look out, it's James Haney, Jack, Jimmy. 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:26.959 What's your third favorite thing to do in Chicago? No, 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:29.520 we don't have James. Oh no, no, no, no, no no, 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:35.120 I'm thinking it's just the third Okay, oh god, I 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:39.600 guess it's just simply to take public transit in Chicago, 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:43.840 like take the L. I miss it so much. Uh, 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:47.240 And it's the destinations I end up after taking the 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:50.680 L are better than taking the L. But the excitement 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:54.000 of being on the L is great. Uh, it's all 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:57.200 above ground the L not all of it, but the 0:02:57.240 --> 0:03:00.720 best parts of it. Okay, so you feel like you're 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:04.640 on the monorail somehow, but like a really like a 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:10.680 steampunk monorail. I know there's still robberies, probably I haven't 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:14.280 been on in years. I don't mean muggings. I mean 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:18.920 like from the oh. I don't think they're I think 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:21.239 they've gotten I think they've taken care of that kind 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:25.880 of properties. It's all internal now internal crime. Fair enough, 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:31.760 and now please welcome back Caroline Cutter looking for Mr Goodpoop. 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:39.360 What is your favorite location to visit in this country? Well, 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:42.320 no offense, not to yuck anyone's young, but it's certainly 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:46.400 not the L train in Chicago. If I had to 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:51.120 pick a location in like a city like Chicago. Um, 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:55.640 but I'm just saying that randomly. Um, what's my favorite 0:03:55.680 --> 0:04:00.400 location to visit? I don't know. I remember one time, UM, 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:05.000 I like some family in um uh, Montana. And one 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:06.840 time when I was young, I caught a bunch of 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:08.640 toads and put him in a bucket and that was 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:12.760 fun for me. And I want to get back to 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:15.880 that kind of energy. Oh I can dig that. Yeah, 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:20.960 sorry about the last thirty years and last but guess 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:25.160 for you if you think him least, it's Mr Mark Gagliari. Hello, 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:32.920 dr G. What's your favorite attraction at any amusement park? Uh? 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:40.279 There was a ride uh at Frogs in a Bucket? 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:43.760 Uh is my favorite carnival game? Uh? My favorite ride 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:48.560 is called the Blazing Fury at Dollywood. U say, I 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:52.400 don't know if it's there anymore, but imagine Uh no, 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:54.440 no, no no, not the Blazing Fury, sorry, the Flooded Mine. 0:04:54.480 --> 0:04:57.120 And they were kind of sister rides. One that there's 0:04:57.120 --> 0:05:00.320 ant look fire and water Man opposites. They're both indoor 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:03.039 dark rides all uh, kind of a Jankee version of 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:06.120 Pirates of the Caribbean. One of them is this whole 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:10.200 southern town is on fire, and the other one is, hey, 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:12.919 this mine is flooded where this prison is all of 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:16.320 us prisoners should try to escape. Um. But some of 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:19.760 the some of the animatronics don't work, like there's uh 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:22.159 there at one point there's just feet sticking up out 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:25.520 of water and you're like, what is happening there? Like 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:29.000 it's it's the long ago. Did you go to Dollywood 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:31.320 last time? I was in Dollywood I think six years 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:35.480 ago last time. So it's something you've been several times. 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:37.200 When I was a kid, I was a I was 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:40.599 a pass holder for five years. I grew up in 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:42.760 East Tennessee. Man, it's what you do. You're a kid 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:45.360 in East Tennessee. You go to Dollywood because she is 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:48.480 a national, international treasure. And if anyone says anything, Oliver, 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:53.480 I'll kill them. She's a global treasure. Um. Yeah, and 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:57.760 Jamie's wanted to go to to Dollywood. Oh, you guys 0:05:57.760 --> 0:06:01.560 should go. Yeah, for ten years she's been talking about it. Well, 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:05.200 thank you for that. 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The line is starts behind me. Hi, UM, 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:48.480 I am just sorry? Can you not touch me? Can 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:50.720 you not for me? Out of the cute couple? I 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:54.840 don't you do have at off by one get one? Uh? 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:57.160 Does that have anything to do with being in a 0:07:57.200 --> 0:08:00.240 couple because you mentioned it right afterwards? So I just 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:02.880 it's you guys are so cute. You guys are so cute. 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:06.320 They didn't get a picture at the end of the ride. Baby, 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:09.120 maybe we should um take this man up on this 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:11.400 by one get one fift since we're both here to 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:18.080 get a phone anyway. Yes, you're right, we're both here 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:21.240 to get a phone, and there is a ride at 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:30.760 the phone rising store. I look another satisfied cut. They're 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:33.600 going to get a picture at the end. I have 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:35.000 to be Can I talk to you for a second? 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:38.480 And this is not gonna jeopardize my place in line, right, Chad? 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:44.400 You two are my top priority. Go ahead, step aside. Okay, 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:47.480 there's okay, Sorry, So there's something weird about that guy, 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:50.960 first of all, but also I am not attracted to you. 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:54.600 I don't like I'm not going to exchange any sexual 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:57.880 favors for this. But I love a good deal, so 0:08:57.920 --> 0:09:00.400 that's why I'm kind of willing to do this. So 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:03.080 I meant for this. Okay, we just hold hands as 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:05.240 we walk up? Absolutely not. Why would we have to 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:07.520 do that? He already thinks around a couple, don't We're 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:11.880 not going to How about names? How about names? Exchange names? Okay, 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:13.360 but I'm gonna make one up, because I don't want 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:16.720 you to know anything about who I actually am. Um, 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:23.760 my name is cell phone. What's your name, Charles? Is 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:29.520 that your real name? Yeah? Okay, okay, great, Well let's 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:31.400 get these Let's get the Bible and get he said 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:35.400 bio and get one free or holy ship Charles. Hey, 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:38.680 hey man, how's it going? Whoa, you're already in line. 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:43.040 You're already in line. We're right at the back. Oh man, Yeah, 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:45.199 how'd you get up front like this? You must have 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:48.000 been here for a while, just got here part of me? Um, 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:51.199 this is I We don't have a threesome thing. It's 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:53.280 just I'm so. This is just a friend of us. 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:55.640 We went to Harvard together and he graduated top of 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:57.719 the class, and now he's very rich and famous and 0:09:57.800 --> 0:09:59.959 I'm at the back of the line. That's how rich 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:04.480 in famous time. Um, but but sorry to interrupt chat, 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:06.800 but I just want to say, hold on a second, 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:10.240 or a cute couple like you too, I'd be willing 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:15.559 to fudge some rules three the family plan. Oh who 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:17.480 doesn't like a good family? Are you? Then you could 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:18.920 just come up to the front of the line. Here 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:21.840 you can get a picture at the end of the line. 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:25.280 Is this your goal line? It's just that you know 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:27.400 he's gotten everything he's always wanted, and I know he's 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:28.839 told me to hold on a second, so you could 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:30.760 tell us what your big idea is. But my big 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:33.920 idea is this is to let him know that even 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:36.440 though he's got everything and I've got I don't have much. 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:39.360 I have her. Okay, first of all, I am not 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:41.280 let me be clear, I'm not like a possession to 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:44.680 be owned. He doesn't have me. I'm a stranger. We're 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:49.400 doing this for the deal. Um. Wow, this is really 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:51.840 good for you, this thing called life. Yeah, I'm gonna 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:55.200 go to the back of the line. Charlie, did you 0:10:55.320 --> 0:11:02.440 get me my android? Then come into your mother's room, Charlie, 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:09.640 don't love her in the doorway, Charlie. Get in here, Ma, Dad, Hi, yep, 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:13.559 got to you your cell phone? I charged that turns 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:19.960 it on? I Um, is this a refurbished Android? No, months, 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:24.079 it's the newest one. I wanted a refurbished what why 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:27.320 would she need the newest one. It's not that much 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:33.680 different that I met someone. What her name is? Cell Phone? 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:39.920 You our our boy, Dolores, our boy finally met a girl. 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:44.280 I thought you would meet a girl at Harvard after 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:49.680 we spent after your father worked night and day to 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:52.640 put you through the best school in the country. Now 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:58.000 now he's a late bloomer. It happened. Happens A sit 0:11:58.080 --> 0:12:02.720 in bed with us, Charlie right in the middle, crawling 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:12.640 out there a well, Mom, she's beautiful, and uh is 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:15.600 she a person or a cell phone? She's a person. 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:20.520 She's a person now, Dad, Dad, She she doesn't want 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:23.400 anything to do with me. Why didn't you tell your 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:27.080 mother the nice things about her and tell me the 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:31.600 terrible things? Ever since you were little, you always told 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:34.440 your mother the nice things that happened to you, and 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:38.840 you always come to me with problems. She's beautiful, she 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:43.120 doesn't want me. You want some of these bugles. Don't 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:47.160 get crumbs in the bed. Did you get a picture 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:51.280 of you and your girlfriend on the Verizon ride? Yes? 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:55.480 Actually yes, And that's the only I have to find her, mom, 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:58.040 I have to find her. Dad. This is gonna be 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:00.600 a lot of traffic out there today. Why are you 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:04.640 talking about romantic comedy moments and trying to find her 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:08.440 with your mother? And I get the traffic report, That's 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:11.200 what I get, is the you're getting crumbs in the bed. 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:16.120 Why do I get the traffic report, Dolores, do something 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:20.600 about this. Don't eat all the bugles Herbert's. That's that's 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:24.600 our meal for today, the bed. Because your father broke 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:29.240 his back working hard to put you through Harvard, that's right, idea. 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:32.160 He's a late bloomer. Don't give him so much grief 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:35.960 about cell phone. Oh, Chad, hi, Chad, remember me, I 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:40.480 was here the other day. Yeah, I remember you. Hey, Um, 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:43.160 I just want to say I took the survey online 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:46.040 and I gave you all tens because I thought you 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:49.880 were so great to work with. It's really nice. That 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:55.240 girlier with she she reported me. I got in trouble. 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:59.400 She said that I broke the rules and put you 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:01.480 guys up with the deal. Well, why don't we Why 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:04.160 don't you give me her information and I'll get her back. 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:08.800 It's in the computer, i'd have to Well, actually it's 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:14.520 actually on right now. Yeah, I'm sorry. So you you 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:18.040 allowed two people in the front of the line to 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:22.880 add a third and then they decided not to, but 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:25.640 you still didn't even check to see if these two 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:28.320 people were a couple, and you gave them It was 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:31.320 just the third person that wasn't. I didn't realize they 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:36.480 weren't a couple. The third person wasn't part of the family, right. Well, 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:41.720 the female of the two reported you to the front 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:46.200 office with a complaint, even though you did them a solid. 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:51.960 Somehow she found it in her rights to bring down 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:56.720 well hell fire, which is what this is. But you 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:59.400 would never write me up for that, right, I've done 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:06.120 more than write you up. What you're now an assistant manager? Yep, 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:08.920 you're going to be working here for a long time. 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:15.880 Cell boned, cell boned part of me. I know someone 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:22.200 who lives here. Are you? Where are you yelling? Cell phone? Well, 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:24.400 she gave me a fake name. I think she's being 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:27.600 cute and like hard to get and what what flourish you? 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:32.720 She's three, she's she's in an apartment three or six. Marcy, 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:35.320 you know, tell me all about her. I want to 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:38.480 know anything about her. You know Marcy, you know her, Marcy, Marcy. 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:41.640 She's living the building for like nine months. Oh so 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:44.520 she's like fairly new to the area. Seems nice. Um. 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:47.320 Sometimes she gets in real late and like turns up 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:54.520 her music loud. Oh a party animal. I mean, there's 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:59.720 like there's a fair amount of dudes that that visit her. 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:04.800 I don't know, I don't, I don't, Charlie, Charlie, I 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:07.400 am so glad I caught you. You've got to abandon 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:11.640 this mission. I just got promoted to assistant manager. I'm 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:14.280 gonna be there for a long time if you if 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:17.000 if she's already raised hell for what I've done, this 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:20.400 is gonna this is gonna be bad. Okay, And I 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:22.920 just learned her name. What's your name, by the way, sir, 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:32.000 my name Kurt, Kurt, Kurt with a K Kirk, Kirk. 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:36.600 This is Chad. Kurt is in front, said Kirk with 0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:43.080 the K like as in, okay, you it's not important. Look, Kurt, 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:48.400 what are you guys all doing out here? So it's okay, 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:51.400 I'm Kurt. Just if you ever want to come by 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:55.520 my rooms three oh six, so any time after two 0:16:55.600 --> 0:17:01.880 am two am would be perfect. Okay, Okay, what are 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:04.480 you doing? And what how did you find where I live? In? 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:07.760 My name? And Chad, what are you doing here? And 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:10.720 it looks like you have a new uniform on. Well, 0:17:10.880 --> 0:17:14.639 this is what they call the boss uniform. Marcy Marci 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:19.159 is here. Oh, I have to go fund this person. 0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:26.800 I'm so sorry. Oh my god, Mom, Guess who I 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:30.600 found outside? Guess who I found outside of the woman's 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:33.960 place that I love? Dad was there? Dad was there? 0:17:34.359 --> 0:17:39.920 What this? I got up this morning and he wasn't 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:45.120 in the beard. I he must have gone somewhere, and 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:51.040 that's seen one. I just needed another hour to fix this. 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:57.320 You did have a need to fix it, didn't you? Always? Always? Yeah, yeah, sure, 0:17:57.359 --> 0:18:04.640 I can take it. Yeah seem too. Comes from listener Atlas, 0:18:04.680 --> 0:18:07.879 who wrote, Hello keV Maister and the Gang. It is 0:18:07.920 --> 0:18:12.080 the Swede Atlas here, I am truly a man. There 0:18:12.200 --> 0:18:15.440 was some confusion about that last time a few years ago. 0:18:15.560 --> 0:18:19.080 Well it's nice to know you let it go anyway. 0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:21.159 My suggestion as a man is trying to find the 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:24.560 love of his life but always picks really bad locations 0:18:24.840 --> 0:18:27.800 when dating. Kind regards or whatever you say when ending 0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:37.640 an email nowadays, By ah, so this is a Denny's. 0:18:38.000 --> 0:18:42.760 I hope you are comfortable here. I mean they have 0:18:42.800 --> 0:18:46.879 a very diverse menu. What are you in the mood for? 0:18:47.040 --> 0:18:49.840 I can pretty much promise you they have a lackluster 0:18:50.040 --> 0:18:56.480 version of it. Um, Honestly, I was thinking candlelight. Okay, Well, 0:18:56.680 --> 0:19:00.760 did you bring any candles. No, I I honest, I 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:03.359 didn't know I was gonna need to bring my own candles. 0:19:03.640 --> 0:19:06.320 I was thinking, you know, like called being proactive. But 0:19:06.359 --> 0:19:10.439 if you want to point fingers, that's fun. I'm okay, 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:13.480 I'm okay, but that well, it's not really pointing fingers. 0:19:13.560 --> 0:19:15.639 Is there is there somewhere around here, maybe a little 0:19:15.640 --> 0:19:19.960 more romantic, that's less lit by fluorescence. Folks walking to 0:19:20.040 --> 0:19:26.240 Denny's start off with bucket of toads. All those are 0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:30.080 good if you haven't had a bucket of toes. Let 0:19:30.080 --> 0:19:34.040 me just say we start there. Oh it's like French 0:19:34.119 --> 0:19:36.680 like prog legs or yeah, I'll have a bucket of toads. 0:19:36.680 --> 0:19:40.119 I guess. Hey, hey, Randall, is that right? Is that 0:19:40.200 --> 0:19:44.720 your name Randall? Yeah? Randall? You don't need to fix this, Okay, 0:19:44.960 --> 0:19:47.679 just let the man and trust me. Bring a bucket 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:51.680 to see. That's I don't know if I do though, six, 0:19:51.840 --> 0:19:55.679 nine or twelve toads. Let's start out with twelve and 0:19:55.800 --> 0:20:01.080 see where we go. That's the maximum. I'm sorry, I 0:20:00.040 --> 0:20:05.680 I don't. You're unbelievably fast. Can I just say that 0:20:06.240 --> 0:20:09.560 the way your mind works? He gave us three numbers 0:20:09.600 --> 0:20:13.520 and you instantly pinpointed which one was the lodges? Could 0:20:13.600 --> 0:20:19.440 could you not tell the twelve? Are you and counting? Hi? 0:20:19.600 --> 0:20:25.400 Randall Um, Hi Max Max. So this is interesting, starting 0:20:25.440 --> 0:20:31.040 at a starting at a cemetery that seems spooky but fun. Yeah. 0:20:31.119 --> 0:20:34.360 I mean I I the last guy that I went 0:20:34.400 --> 0:20:36.719 out with it was it was a little too fluorescent 0:20:36.840 --> 0:20:39.840 lit for me. So I thought I thought that, you know, 0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:42.840 maybe we'd do something a little moonlight. You know, this 0:20:42.920 --> 0:20:47.280 is nice. Yeah, anyway, this one's my ancestors. I mean 0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:51.639 it's there, like specifically their crypt, the whole crypt. You know, 0:20:51.960 --> 0:20:54.120 you knew that this is like your thing, like your 0:20:54.119 --> 0:20:58.040 family thing. Yeah, well, come on, silly. I mean I 0:20:58.480 --> 0:21:01.440 told you I moved fast. I wanted to meet my family. 0:21:01.920 --> 0:21:05.879 That's funny. That's funny. I don't know, it just doesn't 0:21:05.880 --> 0:21:09.200 seem as romantic anymore. Here, hold this candle. Hold this candle, 0:21:09.280 --> 0:21:11.560 I carry him with me. Now I'll hold this one 0:21:11.560 --> 0:21:14.480 and I'll stand on the opposite end. Okay, okay, I'll 0:21:14.520 --> 0:21:18.320 stand on this end of the crypt. Okay. Now look 0:21:18.359 --> 0:21:20.000 on the bottom of the candle and just read what 0:21:20.040 --> 0:21:34.320 it says ou tomo Asa. Oh oh my god. So 0:21:34.520 --> 0:21:43.240 this is my family from us. This happens all the time. 0:21:43.520 --> 0:21:47.159 He was cute. I know he was cute. They're all cute. 0:21:47.200 --> 0:21:51.280 But I bring him to you, and it's like, I 0:21:51.320 --> 0:21:53.480 just don't know what to do. Do you think it's 0:21:53.520 --> 0:21:59.080 my top? I mean it's really only half a top. No, 0:21:59.400 --> 0:22:02.359 well use me. Look that might have that might have 0:22:02.480 --> 0:22:05.080 thrown them off a little. You try being buried and 0:22:05.200 --> 0:22:09.879 having little creatures and rats and other stuff caught a 0:22:09.920 --> 0:22:13.360 trump away and your clothes. Yeah, I guess it will 0:22:13.440 --> 0:22:16.080 happen one day. I just can't wait for that day 0:22:16.119 --> 0:22:22.120 to be there with all of you. You must beat Randal. Yeah, yeah, 0:22:22.200 --> 0:22:28.520 you you must be sore. I am sore. I am sore. 0:22:29.000 --> 0:22:37.800 You're you're very strong. Thank you. Um, I'm sorry. I'm 0:22:37.800 --> 0:22:40.760 so sorry. I didn't mean to derail this particular train 0:22:40.840 --> 0:22:45.159 we were on. No, no, it's just very crowded on 0:22:45.160 --> 0:22:48.359 the train. Uh you know this is Uh? Are we 0:22:48.440 --> 0:22:52.080 just gonna are we just gonna go around? The nine 0:22:52.119 --> 0:22:55.359 am on the l seemed like a terrible idea to freeze, 0:22:55.800 --> 0:22:59.359 fucking freeze, Give me your money, give me your wallets, Jesus, 0:22:59.359 --> 0:23:02.320 oh god, oh god, it's an old timmy. It's an 0:23:02.320 --> 0:23:04.240 old time to hold up. It's a it's a bandit. 0:23:04.320 --> 0:23:07.199 I didn't know the bandit still existed. Just put it 0:23:07.240 --> 0:23:09.480 inside this big bag with the money sign on it. 0:23:11.200 --> 0:23:16.359 Reach for the sky, Tommy, Sorry you free that's a 0:23:16.400 --> 0:23:19.080 new one by me. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 0:23:19.440 --> 0:23:23.119 You heard him reach for the Yeah, I was reaching. 0:23:23.160 --> 0:23:29.159 I'm reaching. Here's my wallet. Actually, do you want to 0:23:29.160 --> 0:23:31.680 get out of Wabash. I need to get off at Wabash. 0:23:31.720 --> 0:23:33.680 But put your ballet into it talking to you. I 0:23:33.720 --> 0:23:37.920 was talking to my date. Yes, let's get off at Wabash. Wait, 0:23:39.000 --> 0:23:45.880 get you left your partner on the train, Tommy, What 0:23:45.960 --> 0:23:49.560 the hell? He just got off right there? Sorry, folks, 0:23:50.040 --> 0:23:54.879 I'll be mosing on to the next car. Do you 0:23:54.880 --> 0:23:57.199 think I did good over there with the exception of 0:23:57.200 --> 0:24:01.040 the freeze thing? Well, you back when we were on 0:24:01.080 --> 0:24:06.760 the train, Okay, I gotta be completely honest. My mind 0:24:06.880 --> 0:24:10.440 is I got scared, and when I get that scared, 0:24:10.640 --> 0:24:13.800 I lose track of work. Voice said, wabosh, and you 0:24:13.880 --> 0:24:16.920 jumped off the train. Tommy, that I got it. Then 0:24:16.960 --> 0:24:20.080 I got back in the other doors because they didn't. 0:24:20.160 --> 0:24:22.720 But I thought the other couple split up, left partner 0:24:23.320 --> 0:24:30.680 I guess I wonder how that must have gone. Well, 0:24:31.240 --> 0:24:33.239 Thank goodness, we made it out. Oh jeez, it's one 0:24:33.280 --> 0:24:40.880 of the robbers. I'm getting back on. Ye. I mean, 0:24:41.119 --> 0:24:44.080 there must be an alternate version of this life where 0:24:44.200 --> 0:24:47.520 we both got off the train together, and then there's 0:24:47.520 --> 0:24:50.119 probably another version where you got off with one of 0:24:50.119 --> 0:24:52.119 the robbers and I stayed on the train with another 0:24:52.160 --> 0:24:55.560 of the robbers. And it's just interesting, like the different 0:24:55.560 --> 0:25:00.359 divergent paths that that's why you have to see a 0:25:00.400 --> 0:25:04.040 couple's therapists to kind of talk about this. It's a 0:25:04.160 --> 0:25:07.639 multi verse all day long. It's all they want to 0:25:07.680 --> 0:25:13.240 talk about is our personal multiverse. The Randall and hansa verse. 0:25:14.560 --> 0:25:17.160 Kind of catchy, but that makes you mad. The idea 0:25:17.160 --> 0:25:19.640 of multi versus makes you mad. It's not the idea 0:25:19.640 --> 0:25:22.240 of multi verses. It's about the idea that the life 0:25:22.240 --> 0:25:24.600 that we're living together isn't the best life that we 0:25:24.640 --> 0:25:27.520 could possibly have. Sure again that there are other lives 0:25:27.560 --> 0:25:30.399 that are better. I understand, and I just want to 0:25:30.440 --> 0:25:32.480 keep in mind, um your request you made at the 0:25:32.480 --> 0:25:34.840 start of this couple's counseling session, which you said, although 0:25:34.840 --> 0:25:36.960 it's a couple's counseling session. I also want this to 0:25:36.960 --> 0:25:39.920 be a romantic date, so I'm trying to honor that 0:25:40.160 --> 0:25:43.640 UM as best I can. Well, thank you, thank you. 0:25:43.760 --> 0:25:46.479 Luckily I know now to bring my own candles and 0:25:47.000 --> 0:25:51.200 cloth and waiter. Yes, um. And they've all signed NBA. 0:25:51.320 --> 0:25:55.479 So anything you say here, UM, they cannot share it 0:25:55.520 --> 0:25:58.280 with you. So think about what you want for appetize 0:25:58.600 --> 0:26:04.080 with anything we say, they can't share with us. I'm sorry, 0:26:04.080 --> 0:26:06.560 I can't share that with you. Hey, Look, I'm sorry. 0:26:06.560 --> 0:26:08.359 Look I served you guys the cheese, right, I did 0:26:08.400 --> 0:26:10.359 a good job with that. I gave you guys the chicken. 0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:12.520 I just can't talk about what I heard in there 0:26:12.560 --> 0:26:16.639 with you. But I I just wanted to recap what 0:26:16.720 --> 0:26:19.520 we talked about. I mean, haunts. You don't remember in 0:26:19.600 --> 0:26:21.560 any of anything we talked about. I don't remember any 0:26:21.560 --> 0:26:23.400 of the things we talked about. So we thought maybe 0:26:23.400 --> 0:26:26.359