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Speaker 1: And I say, welcome back to another episode of Ugomy this.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Poll. Yes that Kevin. Yes, we

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Speaker 1: do have an auto maniac with us this fine month. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: His name is Nicolas and his uh, well, he's the

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Speaker 1: funniest German I've ever come in content. I'll just start there.

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Speaker 1: Low bar to clear. But I see I was hoping

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Speaker 1: one of you would attack his entire homeland and and done.

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Speaker 1: But I digress. That's Meekima Shawi in no particular order.

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Speaker 1: Let's quickly check in with Craig Atkowski for his two

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Speaker 1: my current TV watching review kacao, What am I currently watching? Um?

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Speaker 1: I've got the n C Double A Tournament on. UM.

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Speaker 1: It looks like Indiana is right now gonna advance. Oh

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Speaker 1: you said current? You said current, I should have said

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Speaker 1: a reason, Mr, Well, last week, would we we record

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Speaker 1: two episodes? I think I watched. I watched like half

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Speaker 1: of Inventing Anna during the first episode, and uh, and

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Speaker 1: then I finally finished Dune during the second episode, and

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Speaker 1: I jumped in for some in pro You know, I

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Speaker 1: assure you whatever you were able to watch of Inventing

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Speaker 1: Anna in that first episode was all you need to watch. Hey,

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Speaker 1: there's Chris Alvarado model modern man. Fill in this blank please.

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Speaker 1: The first thing I do when I wake up is blank,

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Speaker 1: hug my dog. Now see what had to look in

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Speaker 1: the mirror. That's my as your correct answer, but walk

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Speaker 1: the dog. Hugged the dog was also, uh, not think

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Speaker 1: of your phone. Not just to start hating yourself, just

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Speaker 1: to start yeah, not because you're faint you look in

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Speaker 1: the mirror. Yeah yeah, I mean, don't get me wrong.

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Speaker 1: There are those mornings when you're brushing your teeth and

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Speaker 1: you just look at the mirror and you go, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll be I'll be frightened off often in that moment

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Speaker 1: with the old funk that's looking back at me through

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Speaker 1: the mirror because I'm still looking out of like forty

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Speaker 1: one year old eyes. Look out, it's James Haney, Jack, Jimmy.

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Speaker 1: What's your third favorite thing to do in Chicago? No,

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Speaker 1: we don't have James. Oh no, no, no, no, no no,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking it's just the third Okay, oh god, I

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Speaker 1: guess it's just simply to take public transit in Chicago,

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Speaker 1: like take the L. I miss it so much. Uh,

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Speaker 1: And it's the destinations I end up after taking the

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Speaker 1: L are better than taking the L. But the excitement

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Speaker 1: of being on the L is great. Uh, it's all

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Speaker 1: above ground the L not all of it, but the

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Speaker 1: best parts of it. Okay, so you feel like you're

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Speaker 1: on the monorail somehow, but like a really like a

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Speaker 1: steampunk monorail. I know there's still robberies, probably I haven't

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Speaker 1: been on in years. I don't mean muggings. I mean

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Speaker 1: like from the oh. I don't think they're I think

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Speaker 1: they've gotten I think they've taken care of that kind

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Speaker 1: of properties. It's all internal now internal crime. Fair enough,

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Speaker 1: and now please welcome back Caroline Cutter looking for Mr Goodpoop.

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Speaker 1: What is your favorite location to visit in this country? Well,

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Speaker 1: no offense, not to yuck anyone's young, but it's certainly

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Speaker 1: not the L train in Chicago. If I had to

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Speaker 1: pick a location in like a city like Chicago. Um,

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Speaker 1: but I'm just saying that randomly. Um, what's my favorite

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Speaker 1: location to visit? I don't know. I remember one time, UM,

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Speaker 1: I like some family in um uh, Montana. And one

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Speaker 1: time when I was young, I caught a bunch of

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Speaker 1: toads and put him in a bucket and that was

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Speaker 1: fun for me. And I want to get back to

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Speaker 1: that kind of energy. Oh I can dig that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: sorry about the last thirty years and last but guess

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Speaker 1: for you if you think him least, it's Mr Mark Gagliari. Hello,

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Speaker 1: dr G. What's your favorite attraction at any amusement park? Uh?

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Speaker 1: There was a ride uh at Frogs in a Bucket?

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Speaker 1: Uh is my favorite carnival game? Uh? My favorite ride

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Speaker 1: is called the Blazing Fury at Dollywood. U say, I

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Speaker 1: don't know if it's there anymore, but imagine Uh no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, not the Blazing Fury, sorry, the Flooded Mine.

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Speaker 1: And they were kind of sister rides. One that there's

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Speaker 1: ant look fire and water Man opposites. They're both indoor

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Speaker 1: dark rides all uh, kind of a Jankee version of

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Speaker 1: Pirates of the Caribbean. One of them is this whole

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Speaker 1: southern town is on fire, and the other one is, hey,

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Speaker 1: this mine is flooded where this prison is all of

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Speaker 1: us prisoners should try to escape. Um. But some of

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Speaker 1: it's it's the long ago. Did you go to Dollywood

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Speaker 1: last time? I was in Dollywood I think six years

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Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I was a I was

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Speaker 1: a pass holder for five years. I grew up in

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Speaker 1: East Tennessee. Man, it's what you do. You're a kid

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Speaker 1: in East Tennessee. You go to Dollywood because she is

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Speaker 1: a national, international treasure. And if anyone says anything, Oliver,

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Speaker 1: I'll kill them. She's a global treasure. Um. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: Jamie's wanted to go to to Dollywood. Oh, you guys

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Speaker 1: should go. Yeah, for ten years she's been talking about it. Well,

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Speaker 1: line I understand because you walked. You stepped in front

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Speaker 1: of me. The line is starts behind me. Hi, UM,

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Speaker 1: I am just sorry? Can you not touch me? Can

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Speaker 1: you not for me? Out of the cute couple? I

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Speaker 1: it's you guys are so cute. You guys are so cute.

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Speaker 1: They didn't get a picture at the end of the ride. Baby,

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Speaker 1: maybe we should um take this man up on this

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Speaker 1: by one get one fift since we're both here to

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Speaker 1: get a phone anyway. Yes, you're right, we're both here

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Speaker 1: the phone rising store. I look another satisfied cut. They're

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Speaker 1: And this is not gonna jeopardize my place in line, right, Chad?

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Speaker 1: You two are my top priority. Go ahead, step aside. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there's okay, Sorry, So there's something weird about that guy,

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Speaker 1: first of all, but also I am not attracted to you.

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Speaker 1: I don't like I'm not going to exchange any sexual

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Speaker 1: I meant for this. Okay, we just hold hands as

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Speaker 1: we walk up? Absolutely not. Why would we have to

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Speaker 1: not going to How about names? How about names? Exchange names? Okay,

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Speaker 1: but I'm gonna make one up, because I don't want

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Speaker 1: you to know anything about who I actually am. Um,

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Speaker 1: my name is cell phone. What's your name, Charles? Is

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Speaker 1: that your real name? Yeah? Okay, okay, great, Well let's

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Speaker 1: get these Let's get the Bible and get he said

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Speaker 1: bio and get one free or holy ship Charles. Hey,

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Speaker 1: hey man, how's it going? Whoa, you're already in line.

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Speaker 1: You're already in line. We're right at the back. Oh man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how'd you get up front like this? You must have

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Speaker 1: this is I We don't have a threesome thing. It's

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Speaker 1: just I'm so. This is just a friend of us.

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Speaker 1: We went to Harvard together and he graduated top of

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Speaker 1: I'm at the back of the line. That's how rich

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Speaker 1: but I just want to say, hold on a second,

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Speaker 1: to fudge some rules three the family plan. Oh who

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Speaker 1: doesn't like a good family? Are you? Then you could

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Speaker 1: just come up to the front of the line. Here

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Speaker 1: Is this your goal line? It's just that you know

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Speaker 1: he's gotten everything he's always wanted, and I know he's

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Speaker 1: good for you, this thing called life. Yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get me my android? Then come into your mother's room, Charlie,

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Speaker 1: don't love her in the doorway, Charlie. Get in here, Ma, Dad, Hi, yep,

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Speaker 1: got to you your cell phone? I charged that turns

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Speaker 1: different that I met someone. What her name is? Cell Phone?

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Speaker 1: You our our boy, Dolores, our boy finally met a girl.

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Speaker 1: now he's a late bloomer. It happened. Happens A sit

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Speaker 1: out there a well, Mom, she's beautiful, and uh is

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Speaker 1: She's a person now, Dad, Dad, She she doesn't want

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Speaker 1: you always come to me with problems. She's beautiful, she

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Speaker 1: doesn't want me. You want some of these bugles. Don't

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Speaker 1: of you and your girlfriend on the Verizon ride? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Actually yes, And that's the only I have to find her, mom,

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Speaker 1: I have to find her. Dad. This is gonna be

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Speaker 1: what I get, is the you're getting crumbs in the bed.

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Speaker 1: Why do I get the traffic report, Dolores, do something

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Speaker 1: about this. Don't eat all the bugles Herbert's. That's that's

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Speaker 1: Randall Um, Hi Max Max. So this is interesting, starting

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Speaker 1: I didn't know the bandit still existed. Just put it

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Speaker 1: Reach for the sky, Tommy, Sorry you free that's a

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Speaker 1: UM as best I can. Well, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: any friends on the L platform today? I know that's

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Speaker 1: know what I mean. I think the way you are

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Speaker 1: approaching people just hon at sub excuse me, L platform

419
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: is very um it's kind of jarring. You know. You

420
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 1: would say that because you take the Red Line to Belmont. Yeah,

421
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 1: and I love taking the Red Line to Belmont. I

422
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 1: I honestly prefer it to living in this apartment. If

423
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: I could stay on the Red Line to Belmont every

424
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,959
Speaker 1: day seven, then I would I think my life problems

425
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: would be solved. Yeah, well, um they're not. So anyway,

426
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,679
Speaker 1: back to us being roommates, you know, we could we

427
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: could cross that we could, we could, you know, we

428
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,400
Speaker 1: could go somewhere from being roommates. There's two, there's two,

429
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,919
Speaker 1: there's other levels. There's a real friendship. I think it's

430
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: right above roommate day you want to look into Okay, okay, great, Um,

431
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back into my room. Thanks for telling

432
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: me about your day. One last thing one listening. But

433
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,159
Speaker 1: the two people I didn't meet, the archemy here for

434
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: a day tonight. What okay, whatever, Just don't don't knock

435
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: on my door. Don't like get me involved. As long

436
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 1: as they don't use the router is in your room,

437
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 1: So if you can make sure it's like by the door. Yeah,

438
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 1: I'll make sure the routers by the door and bumping.

439
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: As for your request, it's Randall and Hans. Hi. Hey,

440
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 1: hi guys. Hi. It's a great place you have. What

441
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 1: a nice place? Yeah? For two? Yes? So do you

442
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: guys come to Wrigleyville often? Um, you know, every now

443
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: and again. I wish I came more. I mean I

444
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 1: wish I was on the red line to Belmont all

445
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 1: the time. But you know it's not every day. Oh.

446
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: I think that's a euphemism for having your period. Oh

447
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: that is seen to month month. Scene three comes to

448
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: us from Patreon Michael A, who wrote, I gotta say

449
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: we all learn a lot about you all when there's

450
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 1: a guest host. I think this is the third time

451
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: Chris has hosted, not on that, but every time he does,

452
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: he goes deep. Plus he trails off and reminiscence. Just

453
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: fun to see where his mind goes. Would love to

454
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: see Carla come back for a few episodes. Got another

455
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 1: scene suggestion considering the last one you all knocked out

456
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: of the park with Joey's Pirates story. The suggestion is

457
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: all the ship keeps falling apart. That's it. Love you all,

458
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 1: Michael in Joshua Tree. Did you get the year four

459
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 1: palets loaded yet? Uh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got the

460
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 1: it's loaded because I got six more that I need loaded.

461
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 1: So all right, we'll get the six loaded. Look, how

462
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: for many palets you have? That's how many we'll get loaded.

463
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 1: That's well, this is what I would be told about you.

464
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 1: It didn't matter how many palets I need loaded, You're

465
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: going to load them. It's written faster. It's written on

466
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 1: the side of the truck. It's written on the side

467
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: of the truck while you gotta get out of town

468
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: so fast. Are you asking me to look at your truck? Yeah,

469
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 1: so I could see what's written on the side. I'm

470
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: just pointing out that it's written on the side of

471
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 1: the truck we loaded, the one that says we load

472
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 1: as many palets as you want. Okay, I see we

473
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: load as many bags as you want. That's not yours,

474
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: that's not us. We load as many nail guns as

475
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: you want. That's definitely not ours, not yours. No, no, no.

476
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: But behind it's behind that the then there's then there's

477
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: the smoothie truck. Then there's a right. Can I take

478
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: your word and would just move forward? Yeah? I mean

479
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: it's you're you're dymes all on your time, terrific. So

480
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: six more pallets, six more pallets? All right? Answer my question,

481
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: though it's just out of curiosity. I'm just being friendly

482
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 1: while you gotta get out of town so fast. I

483
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: have things pressing. If you need me to be more general,

484
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: I could, Yeah, more general than that would be nice.

485
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: I have thoughts in my head. Okay, Okay, you know

486
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: I have thoughts in my head sometimes too. You want

487
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: to share three? Sure, I don't know why, butter is

488
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: always so hard. Then back to one. Yeah, oh, you

489
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: only want one more. That was only one of the thoughts.

490
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: The butter one jumped. I jumped to two in the

491
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: list of three. I don't know because the butter one

492
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: was the third most important. Number one is definitely thinking

493
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: about pallets. Pallets. Wow, you're good. Oh man, I don't

494
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: even need to know what number two is. How about that?

495
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: Are you fish talking to me? Yeah? Hyah, No, no no, no,

496
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 1: no no, I hold that box. Okay, hold that box.

497
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 1: I need to look inside that box before I loaded

498
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 1: into this truck. Okay. I will load as many nail

499
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: guns as you want, unlimited, but I will not put

500
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: anything in here that I don't know what is going

501
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: in there. You understand. Yeah, but these are nail guns.

502
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: I mean all those other boxes had nail guns. This

503
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: one has nail guns in it. Just put it in there.

504
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: Why is it a different color? Is it? I couldn't.

505
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: I didn't. I guess maybe you know my uncle's color blind.

506
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: He get those glasses. You know, we did one of

507
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: those YouTube videos and when viral is fuck. I have

508
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: no idea what you're talking about. Let's just put this

509
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: one into it. So imagine, imagine all of a sudden,

510
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: I get you glasses right, and you start seeing the

511
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: world the way we all see it. But for you,

512
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: it's a whole new It's like it's like technicolor for you.

513
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? What what say? If what

514
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: if somebody lied about being colored bying and they put

515
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 1: those glasses on it? No different, dangerous, no difference. Oh

516
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: my god, sorry missing me and my friends couldn't help.

517
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 1: But notice you're the guy whose uncle is color blind.

518
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: It was in that viral video, right, love that video.

519
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 1: We can quote it. We quote it all the time.

520
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 1: You go, oh my god, I love faking this. These

521
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: are colors. You're telling me that's red. Yeah, he goes,

522
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm not faking this. And he goes,

523
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 1: he goes, you're telling me that's red. Yeah, Hey, sound

524
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: just like him. Sounds like why don't you put this poo?

525
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: She put this box and the guns on the truck?

526
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 1: Then I love I look up that video. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

527
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: look it up. Look it up, look it up. You

528
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 1: should look it up. Anyway, we're gonna go. We're not

529
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: supposed to spend too much time with adults. Wait wait wait, wait, wait,

530
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, did you know? Did

531
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 1: you know that that was my first time ever shooting

532
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: a video? Yeah, it was. Your hand was really shaky. Yeah,

533
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: that was how amateurish it was, because that was the

534
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: kid I was trying to I was going to recreate

535
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: it and do another viral video. But it's hard. It's

536
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: harder to do this. Oh man, good luck going viral again.

537
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: Huh you kids ever go viral? Yeah? Yeah, we've got

538
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: like one point three million followers. Yeah, that's on that's

539
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: on TikTok though, on Instagram we got like twenty million. Oh.

540
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 1: We mostly do like food reviews and excuse me, excuse me,

541
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I was. I was loading pallets over here.

542
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: You are you those two kids who who do food

543
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 1: reviews and watch other people's videos and then uh and

544
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:34,320
Speaker 1: then hit him up on the streets for money. Yeah. Yeah, wow,

545
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of you guys. Big thing, guys.

546
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: I just loading pallets over here. It's always funny how

547
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 1: you guys do that. You find someone out of Bible video,

548
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 1: take all their money, and then just avoid the state

549
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 1: you've left some of those people in. Holy moly, we're

550
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 1: gonna need you to sign an NDA by the way

551
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 1: because we've been filming all of this. Oh okay, I'm

552
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:56,399
Speaker 1: not gonna tell you guys about anything back over at

553
00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 1: my palates. All right, well we have to go. We

554
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: kind of got um. Thank you so much. Nice meeting you, guys,

555
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: nice meetings. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

556
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 1: Good luck with everything. Yeah, thanks, thanks? How about those kids? Huh?

557
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 1: Okay you too. Sweeth Hot Food review of the Pizza

558
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: Cupcake Take three, four, five six Pizza Cupcake more like

559
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: a cupcake man, pizza. Oh, it was so good like

560
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: you to cramp on that pizza flavoring into one cupcake

561
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: sized bit, brush it in your face. It's so good.

562
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: It burned my tongue so bad my mom had to

563
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: rush me to the emergency room. And they said that

564
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: they were going to cut out my whole tongue and

565
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: replace it with a new one. But then they didn't.

566
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: They didn't. That would have been cool though. Well, Mrs Jenkins,

567
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: we have two options. We can cut out your daughter's

568
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 1: tongue or or not. Oh my right, So really it's

569
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 1: up to you. I personally would recommend cutting out the tongue. Well,

570
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 1: let's think about it. Cutting out decision. But the other option.

571
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: So what would be the after effects of either of these?

572
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: If you cut out her tongues, you won't have a

573
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: tongue anymore. Um, but let's think. Let's let's walk that

574
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:27,879
Speaker 1: one through. No tongue means no, means no sass, no

575
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: sas nos zero sass back goorf front. But leaving her

576
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: tongue in her head, does she do anything with a

577
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: tongue to make a living? I certainly hope not. It's

578
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: like make videos with twenty million views? Oh oh gosh,

579
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: well yeh did you think man? Hey, hey you you hey.

580
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: I opened that box you gave me earlier. Found this

581
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: little kid in there yours? Oh that that's probably a

582
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 1: different box. There's no this is hey kid. Do you

583
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 1: know this guy? I mean he put me in the box.

584
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 1: All right, so I got I got really a neutral

585
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: looking face. I mean it's a lot of people are like, oh,

586
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: I think I know you're from somewhere, and like so

587
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: many of those nail guns for you. Okay, I took

588
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: him all over the city, all right. Everyone was happy

589
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 1: with the ship man's this one box ago? Where does

590
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,760
Speaker 1: this go? Where does this go? There's no there's no label.

591
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: I opened it. This young man pops out and he says,

592
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: he says, he says, where am I? And I'm like,

593
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't know where you are? He

594
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: probably knows now. I brought him back the front. I

595
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: let him sit in the front and the way back.

596
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: I'm not a mon. Shouldn't have done that. You should

597
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: have done that is dangerously some secret agent who knows

598
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: how to kill people and stuff. That's exactly what it is.

599
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,439
Speaker 1: But you gotta be careful as long as you don't

600
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: say the wrong trigger word. He's got a certain word

601
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 1: that they've been planted in his head and he becomes

602
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: like weapon X. This little guy comes up weapon X. Yeah,

603
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: even I don't know what the trigger word is. I

604
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 1: hear it starts, what are you trying to do here? Stopt?

605
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: I want to see this kid turn into a weapon X.

606
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 1: Fiona Fiona apples and Fiona Apple. Oh god, I'll miss

607
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 1: Fiona Apple. It's it is surprisingly a very rare word

608
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: to use, so you're probably not gonna say it. I

609
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: bet I know it. It's five letters though, he's five letters.

610
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: How did you know that he's been working on it?

611
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 1: That's four letters. Don't do anymore any more? Loved. No,

612
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: al right, Okay, you got the first letter in the

613
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,439
Speaker 1: wrong place. You've got the fourth letter in the right place.

614
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 1: You stop it ships first, Um, have you read the

615
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 1: book by about where Grover says there's a monster at

616
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: the end of this book. Yeah, well there's a half

617
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: ending there. There's not a happy ending here when he

618
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 1: turns into weapon X blood. Yeah, I'm gonna kill both

619
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 1: of you, probably me too, Yeah, both of us. Do

620
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: you know the word me? Of course? I was told

621
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 1: so that I never say it whispered to me. I

622
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: really shouldn't because if I do whisper to you, I

623
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: know what you're gonna do with the word. I don't

624
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: want to die. I got things to live for. I

625
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 1: again that ease in fourth place. And there's an L somewhere. Yeah,

626
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: I'm genuinely working on this. I believe you are at

627
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: this point. I don't think you know the word you could? Yeah, well,

628
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 1: what are the clues? Give me the clues? Give me

629
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 1: one set Mark? Hey, Mark, it's me. Yeah, I used

630
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: to I used to live next to you. Yeah. Yeah, hey,

631
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,840
Speaker 1: good to see you. Quick question man, quick? Yeah, what

632
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 1: is it? Pal? A five letter word? Uh? Fourth letters?

633
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 1: Has is the E. And there's an El somewhere in there.

634
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: You've got something for me, Yeah, Bagel b A Holy shit? Yeah, Man,

635
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:26,800
Speaker 1: Mark God, who's this kid coming through my window? Die?

636
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 1: It was worth it? Mark? Hi, I'm sorry. I have

637
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: a complaint. Someone activated my son using a very rare word. Okay,

638
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: and what would you? Uh so let's start with that.

639
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:46,279
Speaker 1: The complaint is what the complaint? Mr? What? I don't

640
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 1: know what your job here is at the c I A.

641
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: But thank you for finally returning my emails and my

642
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: phone calls in my text But you must know my

643
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: son Malcolm. Oh yes, we're quite aware of that. He's done.

644
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: He has killed because of you. Half of his brain

645
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: has been reprogrammed to be a killing machine when the

646
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:09,800
Speaker 1: trigger word is said. We can't deny or confirm that

647
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 1: we are involved in any way with your son's killing

648
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: spreezing that are connected to a word that we implanted

649
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 1: in his head. There's a manual that was delivered with

650
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: my son after he came back from camp and it

651
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 1: said your name from the CIA signed. So that is

652
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 1: a confirmation part of me, ma'am. We just want to

653
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: let you know we just replaced Malcolm's tongue with a

654
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: cybertronic tongue. Okay, thank god, because my son makes his

655
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: money with that tongue. And wait, what what are you

656
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: thinking of? I'm folks, it's going to be just a

657
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,760
Speaker 1: few minutes. Looks like the Verizon ride has broken down.

658
00:41:53,520 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 1: But in the meantime, please enjoy a complementary bagel. Well,

659
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,359
Speaker 1: they just dropped these things from the ceiling. That's kind

660
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: of yeah, weird that they just had those up there. Yeah.

661
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 1: I I do believe in that thing where it's like

662
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 1: you can only get a good bagel in New Jersey

663
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:15,720
Speaker 1: or Oh my god, I'm so sorry, what is happening?

664
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: This is freaking that I cell phone? Why is he

665
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: calling you? Marcy? I don't know. I don't know this guy.

666
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 1: Um Derek Um, but yeah, I'm cell phone, that's my name.

667
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,879
Speaker 1: And let's just enjoy these bagels. Just enjoy these dry

668
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: bagels in peace. Okay. It's like obsessed with me. I mean,

669
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 1: he's running along the track to this rod that seems

670
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:44,879
Speaker 1: really unsafe. I know, hopefully he'll get hurt along the way.

671
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 1: That's the best we can hope for. What was that

672
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 1: someone saying? I think I think I missed that part

673
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: is a part of the ride. I don't know it's

674
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: I think it's from the room behind. Oh man, thank

675
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: you everyone for me is here today. Now it turns

676
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: out um Our Young Malcolm has malfunctioned after he replaced

677
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,799
Speaker 1: his tongue with a cybertronic tongue. He activates to the

678
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 1: word bagel. Well, in fairness, he has to be in

679
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 1: the location where the trigger words that the word bagel

680
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: has said. Otherwise Einstein's would be out of business by

681
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 1: now because it would be a blood path anytime within

682
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 1: five miles of a single location. Well, this would be

683
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: helpful information to have had earlier. Well, it's all in

684
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:41,359
Speaker 1: the manual signed by the c i A. Moving on

685
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 1: to the second issue of the day. Five letter word. Okay,

686
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: m hmm, I need help with it. Just any five

687
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: letter word. You have any clues or anything anywhere with five?

688
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: Because I thought love and I'm trying to put love

689
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 1: every which way is four letters. That's my issue. That's

690
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 1: my issues. So I'm looking for one with five to clarify.

691
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: Your issue is that you can't count? That's probably one

692
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: of them. Sure, Okay, what about um Solve? It has

693
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:23,280
Speaker 1: those letters from love in it? Oh that's good. Damage,

694
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,799
Speaker 1: she's good. Wait do you guys hear that the room

695
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,839
Speaker 1: shaking a word for another? I feel it, I don't

696
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: hear it. Oh no, well no, a murder reactivated kool

697
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 1: aid you all did, so thank you for returning the

698
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 1: kool Aid Man costume. You had seventy two hours on

699
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: the checkout and it's now been nineties six, So there's

700
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: an extra day charge of seven dollars. How would you

701
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 1: like to hey that? Oh? Well, I see, I'm I

702
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: don't have any extra money I was counting on. I

703
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: guess I thought daylight savings time was gonna it's saving?

704
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: Is that blood on the cost No? No No, no, this

705
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:31,919
Speaker 1: is okay. So you you parted koolaid on the kool

706
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: Aid costume. Huh? Why don't you just try running the

707
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: card I gave you a second time and see if

708
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:42,359
Speaker 1: it comes through. Maybe that'll work. Sure, just give me

709
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 1: the card and I'll running again. Oh you need the

710
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: physical car. You can't just pull it up from what

711
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 1: I paid before. Lick it, lick your costume if you

712
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: think it's no way it? Well, I'm not licking it, honey.

713
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 1: Can you not what I'm trying to? Maybe you should

714
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: make him get babel it's cool and he would want

715
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: to lick it. If it's blood, he wouldn't want to

716
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 1: lick it. I'm so good at business. Just let me

717
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 1: be allergic to cool aid, otherwise I would my lover

718
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: would appreciate it. If you could just lick the costume, please,

719
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,320
Speaker 1: so we can all confirm that it is in fact cool.

720
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: A part of me. I'm his agent. Uh. He makes

721
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: his living with his tongue. He doesn't just use it

722
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: wherever he wants to. So card again please, yeah, would

723
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 1: you lick it, sir, because we just need confirmation that

724
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: it's that it's cool because it looks like blood. You

725
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: take a look at it. Okay, all right, now you're

726
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 1: assuring me this is cool it right? Can I talk

727
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 1: to you privately, like a little further away from them, boy,

728
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 1: that doesn't raise suspicions. Yeah, go ahead, you two go

729
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 1: over there and talk. It's blood. I uh my trigger

730
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: word was said that this ship keeps falling apart with

731
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 1: you man, Just it's just lick it. It's just blood,

732
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: all right, fine, fine, fine, fine, okay, Well we were

733
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 1: able to determine that I will lick it because it

734
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: is in fact kool aid. Okay, great, there we go.

735
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 1: Here we go. So I am looking to hire a

736
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: hit man. Can you tell me a little bit about

737
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: the last job that you did? Well? Uh uh, I

738
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: can't really because I signed a lot of sure, sure,

739
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 1: but in generalities, well, let's just say I made a

740
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: hell of an entrance and it was quite a splash. Okay, listen,

741
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:33,240
Speaker 1: like you crashed through the wall like the kool Aid man. Well,

742
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 1: I can't say it because of the N d A.

743
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 1: But I wouldn't lick my costume. That's for damn sure. Um,

744
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 1: So you had a costume and was this and I

745
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,320
Speaker 1: used my tongue to make money. If you're interested, okay,

746
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,359
Speaker 1: we are. We are interviewing a number of people today. Well,

747
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 1: well hold on, let me step in. I'm his agent. Here,

748
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 1: I'm his agent. Look, I'm telling you here, this is

749
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,879
Speaker 1: the one you want to go with. Okay. You need

750
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,760
Speaker 1: people dead, they're dead. You need people missing, they're gone.

751
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 1: I mean, this guy doesn't does it all? Okay, we

752
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 1: don't provide We don't provide costumes, by the way, you'd

753
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: you'd be on your own for that. You know. We

754
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: get a mom and pop shop, we get we get

755
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:17,879
Speaker 1: all our costumes from okay, okay, we will we will

756
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: reimburse up to on costume rentals. Very nice, very nice,

757
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 1: very nice. And will there be a plus ten percent

758
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: for agent V? That's not standard? No, I know, but

759
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, since you get right, there's scale and

760
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 1: then there's this is scale. This is Hitman scale. Although

761
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 1: although you ever find sometimes agents still take which is weird, right,

762
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 1: noticed that it's like it's like it's ten percent, like,

763
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: oh no, of the whole thing. Yeah, well, do you

764
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 1: have any questions for me? Is that your truck out front,

765
00:48:54,960 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 1: the one that says, uh delivers all all the smooth them. No, no,

766
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: mine is the one that says, uh delivers all the ruffies.

767
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 1: Oh we it's fish orange ruffie. You know I've got

768
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: a fish delivery business. I'm bad at reading, so I

769
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: thought that was something completely different. Oh what did you

770
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: think it was? I don't want to say something burst right. Well,

771
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 1: it's just spelled very similar to a drug. I didn't

772
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 1: all you said it. I didn't say it. Oh god,

773
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: oh god, I never thought about that anyway. That brings

774
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: me who I want to kill, which is my my

775
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: partner in the fish delivery business. Oh and so I

776
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: was thinking that you'd wear a fish costume and then

777
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:50,240
Speaker 1: we'd issue you a trigger word that whenever it said,

778
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 1: the fish would crash through the wall. And so I

779
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: not only do I want him dead, I want him

780
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: to think that a giant fish is getting a venge

781
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: against him and his in his last moments alive. Let's

782
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 1: crown on my thing. I doubt you'd find someone, all right, Turtling,

783
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 1: you can pick one, either one goldfish or turtle. It's

784
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 1: up to you. Um um, oh, I don't know. Um,

785
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 1: I'll do a goldfish. Okay, let's ask this gentleman for help. Hi. Hello,

786
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 1: gold fish for the little lady? Is that what I heard?

787
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 1: All right? Let me get my stick, pull it down

788
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 1: here and it's a little batt You have water. Here's

789
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 1: your gold fish, young lady. Take good what I was

790
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:43,399
Speaker 1: trying to give you. Oh no, how are we ever

791
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:47,280
Speaker 1: solved this problem? I want that my mom, I want

792
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: that one. I don't think that's possible. Can we buy

793
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: this one? Which one? I'm sorry, I'm a little distracted

794
00:50:55,239 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 1: by the chill. I'm sorry. Apparently the fish costume made

795
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,359
Speaker 1: it so it was impossible to kill. They got away

796
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:10,359
Speaker 1: and he said the trigger words stick five letters, like

797
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: I busted through the wall. They were just more disappointed

798
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 1: at me and wanted a different goldfish. Did at least

799
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:20,399
Speaker 1: scare the ship out of him? Not even a bit,

800
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: not even a bit. Okay, well we are still requires No,

801
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 1: we're not doing that. We're not good, try though, good

802
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: try Okay, Well what did we say? Yeah, you're still

803
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:42,879
Speaker 1: gonna pay me? Oh, I was really coming in here

804
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 1: for a big disappointment. Thank you. No, no, I'll pay

805
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 1: you the one twinnie. And how much was the fish costume?

806
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:54,800
Speaker 1: It was? It was like it was. It was a

807
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 1: little more than cover. So that's two fifty for the

808
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: But here's the problems. I'm still losing. So you know

809
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,359
Speaker 1: you could rent the fish custom right, you don't need

810
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,399
Speaker 1: to buy it. I mean, if you buy it, it's

811
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,720
Speaker 1: five But if you rent it, it's twenty four dollars

812
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: a day. But when I brought the coolid customer, you

813
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 1: charged me a lot. Well because it was covered in blood.

814
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 1: But listen, if you right, so, uh, you wanna purchase

815
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:28,400
Speaker 1: because we've only got one fish costume. It's pretty popular,

816
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: so we don't like to sell it. That's why it's

817
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:36,839
Speaker 1: so crazy expensive. I got a deal where I'm gonna

818
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,879
Speaker 1: have somebody else pay for half of it, so it's

819
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, worth it for me, honey,

820
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 1: what every fucking day? You know, it's the same thing

821
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 1: I want to watch. I want to watch this man

822
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 1: click the fish costume. You're never gonna find someone who's

823
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,280
Speaker 1: making a living with their tongue. It's just never gonna happen.

824
00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 1: I want to watch this man lick the fish costume

825
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 1: with this. If you do do issues asked, I'm knock, yeah,

826
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 1: will you still make the receipt for five? And that

827
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 1: is our show? He gets a deal and screws a partner.

828
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: All right, let's thank all of our alchemists please, starting

829
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: with Mr Chris Alvarado. Chris, boy, this is fun, I

830
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:31,760
Speaker 1: gotta say. James said, can you run that card again?

831
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 1: And and and I was. I was instantly sent back

832
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Speaker 1: to just this morning at a nine am haircut appointment,

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Speaker 1: very early for a haircut appointment. First time I've ever

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Speaker 1: gone to this person. Um, I had an idea of

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Speaker 1: how much it was gonna be based on the website.

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Speaker 1: When we're all done, he says, I can take your

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Speaker 1: card to do right here. Oh, very nice MC cash

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Speaker 1: as you do. Came home. It's a long story. But

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Speaker 1: then my wife and I go out to walk the

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Speaker 1: dog and you want to talk about the haircut and

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Speaker 1: how was the Oh nice guy is how much was it?

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Speaker 1: I go, it's this much. She says, oh, okay, that's

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Speaker 1: a little price. It's okay. Then I go, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he sent me the receipt much more. Well, you know

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Speaker 1: what I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say, Okay, can I

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Speaker 1: just say, is it weird to say? I need to

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Speaker 1: sit all the way down? So I thought I was.

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Speaker 1: I thought I was paying sixty five for a haircut,

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Speaker 1: which is like, okay, that's that's pricey. But what you

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Speaker 1: can you get what you pay for. You're going to

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Speaker 1: a good place. I'm going to good place. The haircut

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Speaker 1: was ninety No, no, no, that's not right. Maybe because

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Speaker 1: it was nine am. I started thinking it's good that

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Speaker 1: I tipped him heavy on thet because that would have

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Speaker 1: been a week cash tip on the nineties. Can I

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Speaker 1: can I say one thing about the oddness of the

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Speaker 1: nine am haircut? Yes? That time? Um, this morning, before

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Speaker 1: we started, I reached out to our haircut fella and

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Speaker 1: asked h if he could take me anytime this week,

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Speaker 1: and he wrote, Wow, that's crazy. I'm saying it's a

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Speaker 1: little crazy. It's crazy enough. And thank you Chris, thank you,

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Speaker 1: James Zeeney, thank you, thank you. Well. I'm just so,

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Speaker 1: I mean, the coincidences in the world really strike me.

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Speaker 1: And I've never been able my my hair cut places

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Speaker 1: an open till ten. I could bang on the doors

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Speaker 1: all I want, couldn't get it. Maybe if you maybe

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Speaker 1: if you licked the door. Um. Anything you'd like our

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Speaker 1: listeners and or viewers to know about, well, I would

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Speaker 1: like to remind them that on April, uh third, I

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Speaker 1: believe it's what it is. Maybe it's there's a show

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Speaker 1: in April at the west Side Comedy Theater And if

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Speaker 1: you go to west Side Comedy dot com it's listed

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Speaker 1: on their calendar. It's I think the it might be

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Speaker 1: the ten. It's the third. Wow, it's coming up so soon. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so come out and see a show. It's at eight

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Speaker 1: p m. Come and see Alchemy just live on stage.

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Speaker 1: Excellent plug. Caroline Cotter, thank you so damn much. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thanks for having me, always a pleasure, and um, thank

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Speaker 1: you for performing at the last Alchemy this live show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was pretty wild. I would say things got pretty

881
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Speaker 1: left up. I don't like to curse, but it was

882
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Speaker 1: a little bit different. So so there's a ringing endorsement

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Speaker 1: if ever I heard one, And thank you for participating

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Speaker 1: in that, in this and in those. Mark Gagliardi, Yes, hi,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, Thank you so much, buddy, oh Man,

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Speaker 1: I always love to come and play. I also got

887
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Speaker 1: to play at that, like the really weird Dark Alchemy

888
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Speaker 1: this last live show we had. We probably shouldn't talk

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Speaker 1: about really anything that happened that night. I heard the

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Speaker 1: term freaky deeky for the first time. Yea, if they

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Speaker 1: come to the April show right, here's helping fingers crossed

892
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Speaker 1: as well. Thanks for having me, sure man, Craig Atkowski, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I should say that. I ran into Jackie Gonzalez do

894
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Speaker 1: Ruthie in the Wild recently and I said, Hey, did

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Speaker 1: you do that live Alchemy show? And she said no,

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Speaker 1: did you uh, which if the answer was yes, I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have been asking if you were if you were

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Speaker 1: in it. Also, I pulled up a recent haircut haircut

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Speaker 1: appointment of my own. Can we see this? Nine? Am?

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Speaker 1: I what else? Would you go? You go right when

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Speaker 1: they get your haircut done, and then you're done for

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Speaker 1: the day. Like James might never be able to speak again.

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Speaker 1: We've we've blown his bacon. Let's thank your engineering producers

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Speaker 1: to the stars. Mr dubeam find folks, did I hurt media?

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Speaker 1: I'm you host Kevin pokerminding you to please be kind

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Speaker 1: of each other. Thanks for supporting the show and watching

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Speaker 1: and telling everyone you've ever met. Until next time, it

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Speaker 1: shan be a football.