WEBVTT - Post-Apocalyptic Home Owners Association 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.359 Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.600 This I am your guest host or just post. No, 0:00:09.720 --> 0:00:12.080 I'm not the host, but you know who I am. 0:00:12.119 --> 0:00:16.120 I'm Chris Alvarado, and I'm sitting in for Kevin. I'm 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:19.120 sitting in for James, I'm sitting in for Cole, I'm 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:22.919 sitting in for Craig. It's just been going that way recently. 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:26.400 But I am not alone. No, I'm not alone in 0:00:26.400 --> 0:00:29.720 this world. No, and I'm not alone here today for 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:32.960 this particular recording because I am joined by my friends, 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:38.000 my colleagues, my artistic brethren. Let's say hello to them 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:44.240 in no particular order. Let's start with Jackie to Ruthie. Hi, Jackie, boy, 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:46.040 you and you and I are friends, which is nice. 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:47.800 It's nice to say that, say these are my friends 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:50.920 and you are my actual friend. Jackie. Here's something I 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:53.800 don't know about you, though. Do you talk to people 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:57.520 in line at the grocery store CVS type stuffy? Like? 0:00:57.560 --> 0:01:01.120 Will you you engage? I'll talked about any buddy, yeah, 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:05.960 oh yeah, oh yeah, I'll tell people I like their outfit, 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:10.000 you know, I like to connect. And then like when 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:13.480 you're walking your dog, do do you wave to people 0:01:13.520 --> 0:01:15.160 in the street or say hi to people in the street. 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:19.640 I'll certainly smile, I'll certainly say hi, yeah. And if 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:23.600 they have a dog too, we're talking like a day. 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:27.200 In fact, there is a man who walks who I've 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:29.360 I've actually only seen him like a few times. It 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:34.560 was like, you know, pretty consistent that I every time 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:36.440 when I would take or Zo to like go pee 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:39.640 at this certain hour, he'd be walking his dog who 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:44.800 was like this very sweet husky named Cora. And Cora 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:47.640 was just like very sweet and like very nice to 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:50.800 oor Zoe and whatever, and so we'd like not even chat. 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:53.000 I just knew that the dog's name was Cora. But 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:55.920 then I hadn't seen them in a while. And then 0:01:55.960 --> 0:01:57.880 I was at the park that I go to with 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:04.240 the dog and Cora came in and I was like, Cora. 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:07.480 I was also wearing sunglasses, a baseball cap, and I 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:09.720 was wearing a mask at the time because I had 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:12.280 like the sniffles, and I was like, I'm negative, but 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:14.360 I don't know, guys, I'm just like I'm not giving 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:18.040 anyone whatever. We're outside, I have a mask on, so 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:21.480 I'm completely camouflaged, and I'm like Cora and the guys 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:24.320 just like the Funk and I had to like, like, 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:37.720 it's me, We've never or so because we've never changed names. Okay, right, 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:39.960 I find it. I find it. My neighborhood people aren't 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:44.400 very nice that way. Okay. I mean, you know, but 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:47.240 you know who is nice to much time? No, you 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:49.440 know who's always been nice though, Jackie said, you and 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:53.080 me and everybody's ever met. James Heeney. Absolutely, James is 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:58.959 known for being nice. James, do you recall can you 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:02.080 give us an estimate of the price of the most 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:08.239 expensive dinner you've ever paid for that I've ever paid for? 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:12.760 Probably it's not that much. I mean, I'd say probably 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:16.119 two hundred dollars for Aaron and I together. Yeah, it's 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:19.200 probably the most I've ever paid for a dinner. I've 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:22.400 been so blessed that I've been on more expensive dinners. 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:26.480 I've just never had to pay for them. Yeah. I 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:28.840 went to a place in Sedona. I don't know, they 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:30.560 don't have prices on the menu, so I have no 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:34.480 idea how much it was. But it was outdoors and 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:37.480 our table was next to a creek with running water 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:40.400 next to us, and it was amazing I don't know 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:42.960 the price, but I'm certain it's the most expensive meal 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:45.120 I'll ever have. James, I love that you don't know 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:47.160 the price. I check this out, James on I just 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:51.040 got back from Italy. At one of the places we stayed, 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:53.880 check this out. We thought maybe we were crazy the 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:55.560 first night, but we went to the same restaurant two 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:57.560 nights in a row, and I've never heard of this. 0:03:57.640 --> 0:04:01.720 They hand me the man the menu with the prices 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:06.320 on it, and they handed my wife the menu without prices. 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:11.600 I have never heard of it. But of course Jessica 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:13.400 wants to know how much, so I would just we 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:19.240 just switch. Isn't that wild? Okay? Who, Well, we're gonna 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:21.120 we'll talk to Craig in a second. He is here, 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:22.800 but he's just not next on my list to get 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:26.839 his take on the menus. But you know who is next? 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:31.360 Market Gagliardi, everybody. I love that menu thing. I know 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:35.039 it's super sexist, super sexist. I like the idea that 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:36.920 you could walk and you'd be like, Hey, which menu 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:38.680 do you want? Do you want the one with the 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:40.880 prices on it? Are you like? Fuck it? Just give 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:43.440 me the one that I could just go full hedonistic. 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:49.240 I know it's weird. Yeah, it's sexist. Could it be romantic? 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:52.400 I don't have never understood why you wouldn't want it, 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:54.839 Like there's always just enough room for the price, you 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:58.240 could just enough room to put This is on purpose 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:00.000 so that the woman doesn't have to look at the price. 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:02.680 She's not the worry. She just chooses based on what 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:05.960 looks good because of course she's not paying, which was 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:09.240 not the case with us, Mark, Mark, Yes, okay, I 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:12.520 mean you know we split, we split. Sure. This is 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:14.960 a I'm excited to ask you this question. I'm excited 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:18.080 to answer it. Okay, for you personally, For you personally, 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:20.600 I said, what's more valuable? But I don't know if 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:24.080 that's the right wording. What's what? What do you like most? No, 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:26.600 I'll say that, okay, for you personally, what's more valuable 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:32.479 to you? A deadline article? I AMDB star meter or 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:42.560 a Getty image. This is yeah, it is inside baseball. 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:48.880 Um I think for me, I mean, I know, I know, 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:51.360 I know. First Okay, it's such a it's such an 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:57.200 actor centric question. I realized, and I love I like Um, 0:05:57.640 --> 0:06:00.280 I like the star meeter. I think because this star 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:04.200 meter is quantifiable over time because you can look at 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:06.359 you can look at the entire and I won't just 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:09.840 apply this to like when I've googled myself, which I've 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:13.120 never done, or searched myself, which I've you know, also 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:15.520 never done. I don't know why I need to make 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:18.839 a distinction between googling and searching myself, as if like, well, 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:22.520 we all know bing as the default, but I've never 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:25.800 binged or googled. Now. Um, but the star meter you 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:30.359 can see an entire career arc. Uh, so it's uh, 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:33.840 you know, it's there's more information in it. Have you 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:37.200 seen God? Who was it? It was some comedy writer 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:40.920 from l A. She got a purse. Have you seen 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:44.880 this image? It's the Getty Image logo was purse and 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:49.119 she wore it to red carpet events. So she would 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:51.960 carry a purse and it would sling right in front 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:54.960 of her midsection exactly in the same spot that a 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:58.320 Getty Image logo would. And I think it's the most 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:02.880 brilliant purse. I guess with this taking as little time 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:05.359 as possible, I didn't realize Getty images were important. What 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:07.559 exactly does it take to get a Getty image taken 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:11.320 like why is that you have the red carpet Yeah, yeah, 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:14.920 I think it's just red carpet images are red carpet images. 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:16.880 I don't know, I don't I mean, probably do other images, 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:18.240 but I think it kind of denotes that you were 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:20.760 at an event that was worthy of being captured for 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:23.520 all time almost you know. Now, if we're going with 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:26.040 do at what point do I feel like I have 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:29.480 made it? It's when I get an ice stock photo image. 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:32.920 That's when I've made it. Is like me juggling and 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:35.240 I become just the picture that pops up on I 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:40.480 stock photo when it That's when I've made it. Uh. 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:42.600 That was that was a little inside baseball. I'm so 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:45.480 I'm thank you for answering, though, thank thank you for 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:52.400 answering always. Alright, Craig Atkowski, everybody, Hi Craig, Hi, Chris Craig. 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:54.240 I can talk to you about a million things forever, 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:58.000 and I plan on doing so, just in this particular episode. 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:01.920 Just a random question. Here are you or were you 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:08.520 ever a Dungeons and Dragons guy? Nope, I can talk 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:11.520 I can talk to you forever. That's that's the that's 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:15.960 the end of that conversation. Um. I mean I'm kind 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:19.200 of of the age that like I'm pretty much the 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:22.720 age of the Stranger Things kids, you know, Like so 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:26.720 like that's and so I was, you know, in my 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:31.560 tweens and teens as the game was really exploding, and 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:35.960 a few times I was gifted like Dungeon and Dragon, 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:39.360 like Dungeon Masters sets and stuff like that, and I 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:43.120 think I just I never understood, like because it's not 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:47.160 a game with rules and stuff. There's like a concrete thing. 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:49.520 And I think I try to get my friends together 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:51.280 to play it, like based on a little bit of 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:54.840 information that we had, and like you need somebody to 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:59.000 like indoctrinate you into it. But now I kind of 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:01.600 understand what it is is and I have no interest 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:08.559 in play like you know, and not to like gender quality, 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:11.199 like but I think at that time too, it's like, okay, well, 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:13.760 like girls will play with dolls and boys we'll have 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:18.400 this way to like creatively storytell like you know, be 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:21.920 and charactors, where like we would do that with art barbies. 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:25.480 And what's the prices were on the Dungeons and Dragons 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:32.040 games and the dolls have no prices. It's weird, but 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:36.040 I I improvise, you know, I I role play all 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:38.760 the time, so it's like, that's fine. I'm an actor. 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:41.920 I'm an improviser that scratches that itch for me. I 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:48.040 have no particular affinity for fantasy worlds. M hmm, but 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:51.560 God bless people people love it. I love that that 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:54.880 brings people joy. Just I'm not that person. Well, I 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:57.720 think all of us, us five are about to enter 0:09:58.480 --> 0:10:01.079 a fantasy world right now, or words, I should say, 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:06.720 who's our dungeon master? Brought on by the suggestions of listeners, Yes, 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:10.880 who either right in to our email or or for 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:16.520 for priority selection or priority uh positioning in the queue. 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:19.560 They can become a Patreon v I P. A supporter 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:21.640 of the show. They can do this by going to 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:24.960 Patreon dot com, slash alchemy this, or like I said, 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:26.800 they can just shoot us an email. And by this 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:29.400 point they certainly know our email address. But in case 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:32.800 you don't know, it is alchemy this email at gmail 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:41.920 dot com, it is actually at dot dot or seen 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:44.400 one comes to us from an Alchemy v I P. 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:49.160 Krry King Kerry says, Hi, guys, a prompt for you. 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:53.840 Even in a post apocalyptic world, there is no escape 0:10:54.320 --> 0:11:01.559 from home owners associations h thanks. Hello, is there anybody 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:07.880 in here who's hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:10.679 It's okay, it's okay, I'm human, Still human, Still human, 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:14.000 all right, do the test? Still human? Oh here, look 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:18.360 look look at my pupils. Uh huh you can see them. Okay, okay, okay, 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:22.640 no red, no red, no red. Okay, still human? Okay. 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:25.040 What can I do for you? The water, if you 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:27.680 need some water? No, no, actually, it's not about the water. 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:30.319 It's some I hate to bring this up. It's about 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:35.480 your lawn. Say what your lawn it's a little long. 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:40.880 Oh well, you know I've been collecting and scavenging and 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:43.720 yeah yeah, yeah, but I mean you couldn't scavenge yourself 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:46.480 a lawnmower, because, uh, you know, we try to keep 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:48.520 things tidy around here. I mean, look across the way, 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:53.480 look at look at Sandra's place. Sandra Sanders. She's particular. Yeah, 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:57.360 she likes to keep she's you know, we are particular 0:11:57.520 --> 0:12:00.440 as a neighborhood. You know, like all of her water 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:02.920 drums are all lined up to see that. See how 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:07.000 Sanders got her water drums lined up over there? Looks nice. 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:10.440 I was just keep keeping this infant alive has been 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:13.400 taking up most of my time. Sure, sure, sure, And 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:15.040 we don't want to we don't want to infringe on 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:18.720 you keeping an infant alive. But you know, maybe maybe 0:12:18.720 --> 0:12:21.760 pick up maybe pick up some of the shell casings 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:26.280 out of the out of the driveway, you know. Oh okay, 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:31.719 and just just really anything in life that you any 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:35.000 advice you need about this. I really just looked to Sandra. 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:38.959 Her place looks great. I mean, just look at Sandra's place, like, 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:41.280 come on, and then I just feel I just feel 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:43.880 like we haven't had a meeting in years, and you 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:47.440 know what with the explosion and all, well sure, look, 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:49.720 we all just found these houses. We all just found 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:52.960 these houses. I get it. We all found these houses. 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:56.800 And and when we first got here, we were like, yeah, 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:58.640 you know what, we're all gonna be here. We're gonna 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:01.000 create a community, and is how we're gonna live now. 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:04.760 And but you know, time's past a little, so clean 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:09.960 it up, Blood Jaw. I think I think people are 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:12.920 living in this neighborhood. Look at that. Look at that 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:17.760 person's yard, crisp, clean cut grass, water barrels lined up. 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:19.920 Come on, blood Jaw, we can go in there. We 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:28.240 can just take over this town. Uh, I'm I'm so disoriented. No, 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:33.439 I haven't eaten in days. There's probably human beings there. 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:35.320 We can eat them. We'll cook them, we'll make a 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:39.160 nice I'm on a spike of yeah, yeah, all right, 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:41.800 So what should we do? Wait for nightfall and then 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:44.320 and then raid the place that that one with the 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:48.640 cut grass? Why wait for nightfall? I don't know, the 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:52.120 element of surprise? Okay, yeah, I said no, no, no, 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:54.920 I don't know why I didn't think of that, but 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:58.720 that surprised me. It's supposed to be the leader blood Jaw. 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:03.080 I usually look up to you for advice, are you okay? Yeah, 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:09.560 I'm just wondering, like, uh, is this place zoned for 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:13.720 for barbed wire? I don't know. I think the barb 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:16.400 borris trying to keep us out. But if we sneak 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:19.840 in there, I think we could just eat the humans 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:24.240 that are there. Yeah, I'm sorry. Your pupils are really like, uh, 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:27.480 I don't know what to call them, but pooling. Your 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:31.120 pupils are pooling it the bottom here. My pupils are pooling. 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:39.800 Your pupils are kind of polish, those ping uh Sandra 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:49.280 Sandra hum yes, human across the street. Let's test two 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:53.080 or four. Al Right, now, put your right foot in, 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:57.920 put your right foot out, put your right foot in, 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:02.480 shake it all about. M M all right, that's human. 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:06.080 That's no one else can hokey pokey, come on in. Hi. Hi. 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:09.040 I'm not sure we've officially met. Like I said, I'm 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:12.160 across the street two or four. Nice to meet you. 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:14.720 You might have heard the baby baby cries. I found 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:17.440 an infant in an at tire, so I've been raising 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:21.200 to actually stay inside. Uh. Yeah, that's smart, that's smart. 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:25.640 That's smart. Smart. Um. I was visited by someone earlier 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:30.560 who was kind of giving me the rundown about the 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:33.480 way this society is going to be moving on from 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:39.480 from here on forward, rules or whatnot. Familiar. Well, if 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:42.520 you're talking about Don, yeah, I'm very familiar. Yeah Don 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:47.680 Don Yeah. Um uh, I guess I'm just here to say, like, 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:51.360 it's not really that big of a deal with my 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:55.600 lawn is unmowed or or I'm not bringing the trash 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:59.520 cans in. After you want to talk about this kind 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:02.920 of stuff, we'll have an h O a meeting. Okay, Oh, 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:04.440 I just thought maybe we can have a friendly you 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:09.240 know friendly. And this is when you open up the 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:14.160 blind spots and easily open up our defenses. When we 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:16.880 just start casually going to each other's houses to have 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:22.680 conversations about things, we give the blood suckers opportunity to infiltrate. 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:26.320 M hmm. Because your baby is not with you right now, 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:29.080 So your baby's going in your house right now. You 0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:30.600 see what I mean. So if you want to call 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:34.040 an official h and, let's keep it safe. Let's keep 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:38.160 it safe. But at the end of the day, a 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:43.360 scotch scotch, Yeah, yes, cap flush. Look what they're doing 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:46.120 out there, They're just meeting in the middle of the day, 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:49.600 just walking around. Oh my god, Maybe they're just idiots. 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:51.040 Maybe we could just go in there and take this 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:54.280 town without even waiting for the element of surprise. How 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:57.320 we need the element of surprise? Remember, we gotta wait 0:16:57.360 --> 0:17:00.960 until nightfall. Hey, that was I saw you talking to 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:07.080 blood yall earlier. Yeah? Is he okay? I don't know, honestly, 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:09.200 it was my idea to wait for nightfall. He seems 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:11.720 a little out of it. I don't know if he's 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:15.919 fully human anymore. His eyes are pooling. I don't know 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:19.320 if he's should be the leader. Don't. I don't want 0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:22.440 to eat a baby. I don't want to get a baby. 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:27.800 Oh here is shut up, Shut up baby. Okay, I'm 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:33.159 trying to I'm so hungry that my pupils are pulling. 0:17:33.400 --> 0:17:38.840 My pupils are pulling. Uh alright, this is official h 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:44.280 O A meeting. Thank you guys for meeting at my house. Yeah. Um, 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:47.560 an issue that I wanted to address was I understand 0:17:47.600 --> 0:17:52.399 that we all everybody, yes, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:56.760 a doughnut, Okay, go for it. I understand that we 0:17:56.840 --> 0:18:01.119 all agreed that putting us spikes in a lawns was 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:05.160 a bit of an eyesore. However, Um, we have been 0:18:05.200 --> 0:18:08.920 seeing bloodsuckers within the community. The barbed wire is not enough, 0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:12.080 and I think that we should talk about another line 0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:15.760 of defense because you know, I've killed seventeen of these 0:18:15.760 --> 0:18:19.520 things and it takes a toll on you, you know, emotionally. 0:18:20.280 --> 0:18:21.600 Where are you going to get the funding for this? 0:18:21.640 --> 0:18:25.760 I'm already giving you one one being a week. Okay, 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:28.359 I'm paying, I'm paying my dues. I went umps to 0:18:28.400 --> 0:18:31.480 two or three beans a week. You know who's paying 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:37.800 for this. I'm listen. We could we could, we could scavenge, 0:18:38.000 --> 0:18:40.840 we could send out a team to just find these 0:18:41.119 --> 0:18:45.760 you know poles, just errant poles. And weren't you being 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:49.119 a team player two oh four. I'm just trying to 0:18:49.160 --> 0:18:52.199 figure stuff out here. Hey remember remember remember back in 0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:58.560 the old world there there was that show Arctic Scavengers. Yeah, yeah, 0:18:58.680 --> 0:19:00.840 with the Polar bears. Oh it was good. That was 0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:04.520 a good show. Yeah I miss that show. Yeah, man, 0:19:04.560 --> 0:19:08.040 we all missed TV. You know what, let's all take 0:19:08.119 --> 0:19:11.840 a second donut. There's a lot of donuts. I don't 0:19:11.840 --> 0:19:16.840 want to just take a second donut. Okay, take a donut, 0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:21.760 leave a bean. Take a donut, leave a bean. I 0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:23.760 was actually just going to say, let's take a moment 0:19:23.800 --> 0:19:29.000 for two of four's um infant. The infant. Oh yeah, 0:19:29.160 --> 0:19:33.280 shame about that kid. That was sad, Yeah sad. Yeah, well, 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:37.720 I mean she you know, she wasn't mine, right, but 0:19:37.760 --> 0:19:43.240 you were responsible for her or your responsible for her. Okay, 0:19:44.720 --> 0:19:48.159 don't raise the heights of the hedges or because right 0:19:48.200 --> 0:19:51.600 now we have a five foot limit on hedges. Yeah. 0:19:51.640 --> 0:19:53.560 I don't love the shade that the height gives, but 0:19:53.600 --> 0:19:56.720 I do like the coverage from you know, blood sucker 0:19:56.760 --> 0:20:00.080 eyes right right from the blood suckers, you know, m 0:20:00.240 --> 0:20:08.480 m mmmmm. Did you ever name that baby? Yeah? Yeah, 0:20:09.320 --> 0:20:12.080 would you like to share? Never found any bones. It 0:20:12.160 --> 0:20:14.920 might be alive somewhere, right, It could have just it 0:20:14.960 --> 0:20:17.520 could have just learned to walk. I don't know. I 0:20:17.560 --> 0:20:19.399 think I think it was a clean slur by one 0:20:19.400 --> 0:20:24.679 of the blood suckers. Oh, you are mostly cartilage at 0:20:24.720 --> 0:20:27.080 that point, right, Remember oysters. Remember when you used to 0:20:27.080 --> 0:20:30.840 get oysters and shooters. You just squeeze the thing on shot, 0:20:31.000 --> 0:20:36.160 just like we all remember oysters. We remember oysters. I'm 0:20:36.200 --> 0:20:41.320 looking for a gluten free donut. Um. Yeah, um, that's 0:20:41.320 --> 0:20:44.879 actually going to be on that table over there. Okay, Andrew, 0:20:44.960 --> 0:20:48.080 where Celia are you getting? Where are you getting on 0:20:48.160 --> 0:20:51.840 these supplies? Just think it's better for my body. But 0:20:52.000 --> 0:20:54.040 I actually have no scientific proof of that at all. 0:20:54.160 --> 0:21:01.320 It's just a mental thing for me. Blood huh, Yeah, 0:21:01.359 --> 0:21:05.240 I would. Sorry. Um, we weren't able to sleep to 0:21:05.280 --> 0:21:07.280 well last night. We never ended up doing the Element 0:21:07.320 --> 0:21:10.119 of Surprise thing. But there's been a baby crying all 0:21:10.200 --> 0:21:15.760 night long, and you're in your little hut car whatever 0:21:15.800 --> 0:21:20.760 we call our hot cars, I call them hot cars. Yeah, 0:21:21.080 --> 0:21:25.600 if you're not gonna eat the baby. It's keeping us up. 0:21:25.800 --> 0:21:29.080 Maybe we can split the baby out here or something. Look, 0:21:30.440 --> 0:21:33.679 I thought about slurping the baby and one solid slurp, 0:21:35.600 --> 0:21:39.320 as it's traditionally done, but I looked in the baby's 0:21:39.320 --> 0:21:45.040 eyes and I just can't do it. Okay, Look somebody, 0:21:46.080 --> 0:21:53.800 somebody had written uh Marty on the on the baby's onesie. Okay, 0:21:54.320 --> 0:21:58.359 I can't. I can't eat something with a name. Well, 0:21:58.400 --> 0:22:00.359 I'll tell you what I honestly, it doesn't sound like 0:22:00.359 --> 0:22:02.320 you you should be the leader anymore because you aren't 0:22:02.320 --> 0:22:07.080 what we call hardest nails, sharpest a razorback. I am 0:22:07.160 --> 0:22:10.640 my votes gonna go for scat blush. I think you're 0:22:10.640 --> 0:22:15.560 probably gonna get eating yourself. Well, me and Marty are 0:22:15.600 --> 0:22:19.800 going to get out of here. Then, hey, maybe we're 0:22:19.800 --> 0:22:23.439 gonna go see how do you two wound up in 0:22:23.480 --> 0:22:31.639 these parts? Don't you know there's an apocalypse on nice motorcycle? Hey? Thanks? Uh? 0:22:32.160 --> 0:22:34.480 What uh? What's the name of this place? Old timer? 0:22:34.760 --> 0:22:38.160 This place right here? Oh, it was called the waffle house, 0:22:38.320 --> 0:22:41.920 but the you fell off now it's called the waffle hose. 0:22:42.520 --> 0:22:46.000 So we figured we'd just stick with it. Would you 0:22:46.040 --> 0:22:48.360 and your little young fella like to come in and 0:22:48.440 --> 0:22:54.159 have some scattered, smothered and covered whatever we can find. Sure. 0:22:54.840 --> 0:22:57.520 Sure this is Marty by the way. Oh hi, ow 0:22:57.640 --> 0:23:00.119 I know it says it on this onesie. Well, come 0:23:00.160 --> 0:23:03.280 on in, come on in. It's not safe to be 0:23:03.400 --> 0:23:06.880 riding a motorcycle around here. You say your eyes are fooling? 0:23:09.600 --> 0:23:13.919 Uh tell me? Can you get human flesh smothered? And 0:23:16.200 --> 0:23:25.280 wait a minute, you're not a human after all. That's right. 0:23:25.440 --> 0:23:28.240 That's my son in the corner. He's got a gun trained. 0:23:29.400 --> 0:23:32.959 He's got a few. Better start spilling the beans about 0:23:33.000 --> 0:23:35.600 how you got all the way out here. Don't have 0:23:35.640 --> 0:23:38.399 any beans? Okay, I don't have any beans. Spillings. We 0:23:38.400 --> 0:23:41.280 want all your beans. No, I'm completely out of money. 0:23:41.920 --> 0:23:45.480 That's all right. This town doesn't use beans, is money? Anyway? 0:23:45.680 --> 0:23:48.480 Nearest town does. That is a good several miles away. 0:23:48.480 --> 0:23:53.240 But everybody knows Sandra runs that town. Cram Pamarty. We 0:23:53.280 --> 0:23:56.800 don't want to hear another story. Everything worked out and 0:23:56.800 --> 0:24:03.440 now it's modern times again. So anyway, I'm a little point. 0:24:03.440 --> 0:24:08.399 You're boring a ship. You think this is boring? I 0:24:08.480 --> 0:24:13.679 told you the story of a goddamn apocalypse. Yeah, well, 0:24:13.760 --> 0:24:16.680 like I wasn't seeing anything, you know what I mean? 0:24:16.800 --> 0:24:23.680 Like I didn't see anything. You just heard a story. 0:24:24.000 --> 0:24:27.040 You just heard a story. You didn't see your story. 0:24:27.280 --> 0:24:29.520 We'll look into this one eye. What do you see there? 0:24:29.760 --> 0:24:41.240 Look into this one eye? Now it's not pus see too. 0:24:41.280 --> 0:24:48.240 Comes to us from Patrick from Canada. How do alchemists? Howdy? 0:24:48.440 --> 0:24:51.000 The way you all can do accents and change your 0:24:51.040 --> 0:24:54.800 tone of voice are truly impressive. Chris got some ship 0:24:54.840 --> 0:24:56.840 in the beginning for not being as good with accents 0:24:57.119 --> 0:25:02.160 he's got, but he's gotten better, and he's certainly not 0:25:02.320 --> 0:25:05.440 bad at accents. I realized that I have not given 0:25:05.440 --> 0:25:08.760 the scene suggestions specifically referencing accents yet, and I hope 0:25:08.840 --> 0:25:11.119 Chris enjoys this one, so of course I had to 0:25:11.119 --> 0:25:14.840 pick it. Suggestion. A bunch of surfer dudes go to 0:25:14.880 --> 0:25:18.880 New York for the first time. I'm much appreciated, Patrick 0:25:19.040 --> 0:25:28.520 from Canada. Surfer dudes got to New York. Oh, Uh, 0:25:28.960 --> 0:25:32.119