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Speaker 1: Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of Alchemy.

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Speaker 1: This I am your guest host or just post. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not the host, but you know who I am.

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Speaker 1: I'm Chris Alvarado, and I'm sitting in for Kevin. I'm

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Speaker 1: sitting in for James, I'm sitting in for Cole, I'm

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Speaker 1: sitting in for Craig. It's just been going that way recently.

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Speaker 1: But I am not alone. No, I'm not alone in

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Speaker 1: this world. No, and I'm not alone here today for

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Speaker 1: this particular recording because I am joined by my friends,

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Speaker 1: my colleagues, my artistic brethren. Let's say hello to them

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Speaker 1: in no particular order. Let's start with Jackie to Ruthie. Hi, Jackie, boy,

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Speaker 1: you and you and I are friends, which is nice.

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Speaker 1: It's nice to say that, say these are my friends

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Speaker 1: and you are my actual friend. Jackie. Here's something I

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Speaker 1: don't know about you, though. Do you talk to people

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Speaker 1: in line at the grocery store CVS type stuffy? Like?

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Speaker 1: Will you you engage? I'll talked about any buddy, yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, oh yeah, I'll tell people I like their outfit,

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Speaker 1: you know, I like to connect. And then like when

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Speaker 1: you're walking your dog, do do you wave to people

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Speaker 1: in the street or say hi to people in the street.

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Speaker 1: I'll certainly smile, I'll certainly say hi, yeah. And if

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Speaker 1: they have a dog too, we're talking like a day.

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Speaker 1: In fact, there is a man who walks who I've

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Speaker 1: I've actually only seen him like a few times. It

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Speaker 1: was like, you know, pretty consistent that I every time

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Speaker 1: when I would take or Zo to like go pee

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Speaker 1: at this certain hour, he'd be walking his dog who

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Speaker 1: was like this very sweet husky named Cora. And Cora

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Speaker 1: was just like very sweet and like very nice to

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Speaker 1: oor Zoe and whatever, and so we'd like not even chat.

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Speaker 1: I just knew that the dog's name was Cora. But

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Speaker 1: then I hadn't seen them in a while. And then

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Speaker 1: I was at the park that I go to with

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Speaker 1: the dog and Cora came in and I was like, Cora.

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Speaker 1: I was also wearing sunglasses, a baseball cap, and I

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Speaker 1: like the sniffles, and I was like, I'm negative, but

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Speaker 1: I don't know, guys, I'm just like I'm not giving

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Speaker 1: I'm completely camouflaged, and I'm like Cora and the guys

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Speaker 1: just like the Funk and I had to like, like,

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Speaker 1: it's me, We've never or so because we've never changed names. Okay, right,

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Speaker 1: I find it. I find it. My neighborhood people aren't

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Speaker 1: very nice that way. Okay. I mean, you know, but

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Speaker 1: you know who is nice to much time? No, you

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Speaker 1: know who's always been nice though, Jackie said, you and

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Speaker 1: me and everybody's ever met. James Heeney. Absolutely, James is

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Speaker 1: known for being nice. James, do you recall can you

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Speaker 1: give us an estimate of the price of the most

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Speaker 1: expensive dinner you've ever paid for that I've ever paid for?

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Speaker 1: Probably it's not that much. I mean, I'd say probably

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Speaker 1: two hundred dollars for Aaron and I together. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: I've just never had to pay for them. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: went to a place in Sedona. I don't know, they

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Speaker 1: idea how much it was. But it was outdoors and

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Speaker 1: the price, but I'm certain it's the most expensive meal

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Speaker 1: I'll ever have. James, I love that you don't know

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Speaker 1: the price. I check this out, James on I just

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Speaker 1: got back from Italy. At one of the places we stayed,

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Speaker 1: nights in a row, and I've never heard of this.

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Speaker 1: They hand me the man the menu with the prices

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Speaker 1: I have never heard of it. But of course Jessica

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Speaker 1: wants to know how much, so I would just we

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Speaker 1: just switch. Isn't that wild? Okay? Who, Well, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: we'll talk to Craig in a second. He is here,

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Speaker 1: but he's just not next on my list to get

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Speaker 1: his take on the menus. But you know who is next?

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Speaker 1: Market Gagliardi, everybody. I love that menu thing. I know

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Speaker 1: it's super sexist, super sexist. I like the idea that

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Speaker 1: me the one that I could just go full hedonistic.

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Speaker 1: I know it's weird. Yeah, it's sexist. Could it be romantic?

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Speaker 1: I don't have never understood why you wouldn't want it,

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Speaker 1: Like there's always just enough room for the price, you

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Speaker 1: so that the woman doesn't have to look at the price.

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Speaker 1: She's not the worry. She just chooses based on what

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Speaker 1: not the case with us, Mark, Mark, Yes, okay, I

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Speaker 1: mean you know we split, we split. Sure. This is

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Speaker 1: a I'm excited to ask you this question. I'm excited

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Speaker 1: to answer it. Okay, for you personally, For you personally,

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Speaker 1: I said, what's more valuable? But I don't know if

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Speaker 1: that's the right wording. What's what? What do you like most? No,

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Speaker 1: I'll say that, okay, for you personally, what's more valuable

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Speaker 1: to you? A deadline article? I AMDB star meter or

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Speaker 1: a Getty image. This is yeah, it is inside baseball.

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Speaker 1: Um I think for me, I mean, I know, I know,

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Speaker 1: I like the star meeter. I think because this star

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Speaker 1: apply this to like when I've googled myself, which I've

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Speaker 1: we all know bing as the default, but I've never

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Speaker 1: binged or googled. Now. Um, but the star meter you

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Speaker 1: can see an entire career arc. Uh, so it's uh,

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Speaker 1: seen God? Who was it? It was some comedy writer

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Speaker 1: this image? It's the Getty Image logo was purse and

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Speaker 1: she wore it to red carpet events. So she would

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Speaker 1: I'm thank you for answering, though, thank thank you for

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Speaker 1: answering always. Alright, Craig Atkowski, everybody, Hi Craig, Hi, Chris Craig.

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Speaker 1: I can talk to you about a million things forever,

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Speaker 1: and I plan on doing so, just in this particular episode.

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Speaker 1: Just a random question. Here are you or were you

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Speaker 1: ever a Dungeons and Dragons guy? Nope, I can talk

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Speaker 1: the end of that conversation. Um. I mean I'm kind

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Speaker 1: And what's the prices were on the Dungeons and Dragons

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Speaker 1: God bless people people love it. I love that that

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Speaker 1: Krry King Kerry says, Hi, guys, a prompt for you.

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Speaker 1: from home owners associations h thanks. Hello, is there anybody

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Speaker 1: in here who's hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, it's okay, I'm human, Still human, Still human,

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Speaker 1: all right, do the test? Still human? Oh here, look

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Speaker 1: look look at my pupils. Uh huh you can see them. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: no red, no red, no red. Okay, still human? Okay.

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Speaker 1: What can I do for you? The water, if you

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Speaker 1: need some water? No, no, actually, it's not about the water.

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Speaker 1: It's some I hate to bring this up. It's about

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Speaker 1: your lawn. Say what your lawn it's a little long.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, you know I've been collecting and scavenging and

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, but I mean you couldn't scavenge yourself

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Speaker 1: The way you all can do accents and change your

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Speaker 1: We've got to take off. We've got a fifteen minutes

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Speaker 1: it's really you got to be super careful with it

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00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: because bro, this is a family heirloom surfboard. It's from

418
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 1: Like you're at international flights. We always take care of

419
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 1: all of our all of our passengers, baggage and storage

420
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 1: and stuff. Don't you worry? Now? Did you ask for meat?

421
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 1: A chicken? Part of me I got the windows over here?

422
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: Excuse me, dude? Part of me? Okay, Hey, how you doing.

423
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:56,360
Speaker 1: I'm Jack, I'm the surfer Booty. What's your name, Booty? Oh?

424
00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 1: So you're definitely a surfer? Uh? Page you way back

425
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: international flights before. It's my first time, Dade, my first

426
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 1: time man, so many weird accents. I'm excited about surfing

427
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: the Hudson. Yeah yeah, I've heard there's some some crazy waves.

428
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: Should be ripping, should be ripping. All right, the tension passengers,

429
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 1: this is your captain speaking. We are about to fly

430
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 1: to my hometown of New York City, so we'll get

431
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: you up in the air very soon. And don't worry,

432
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 1: we'll Once we hit ten thousand feet, I will turn

433
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: off the fast and seatbelt signs. Feel free to move

434
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:37,239
Speaker 1: about the cabin, then to mingle with whoever you like.

435
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 1: Jets jets et s jets jets jets very cool. Ten

436
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: thousand Wow, I better. I've served ten thousand waves by

437
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: this point, I don't even know how many waves have served.

438
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: That's probably the better way to go about it. Hey,

439
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: are you gonna get a slice in New right? Yeah? Yeah,

440
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 1: I'm thinking I've heard. It's better. Heard it's better too.

441
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,719
Speaker 1: Excuse me more. You're going to have to put up

442
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: your seat into the complete upright position before we take off.

443
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 1: If you could do that for me, please, sir, then

444
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: we can carry on. Well, that upright is harsh in

445
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 1: my vibe, laid back kind of guy's kind of the

446
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: laid back guy. Not surely the reasoning for this, but

447
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 1: it is uh, it is law and it is um

448
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: that is what we need from you right now. That's

449
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 1: funny though you're not sure the reasoning, right, because I'm

450
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,119
Speaker 1: not going to lie to you. I'm not sure the reasoning.

451
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: This is my second day as a flight attendant. UM,

452
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: I'm mostly here for these smiles and for my very

453
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: good customers, divers. It is very good. Yeah, I cannot

454
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 1: bring you many drinks later, but for now, I'm going

455
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 1: to need you to actually do something for me, and

456
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 1: that is a to put up your seat into upright paper,

457
00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 1: upright position. Alright, alright, not really, mercy, Mercy. You know, hey,

458
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: where are you staying? Um? The plaza is that in Queens?

459
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly. I think it's kind of fancy though.

460
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 1: The World Surfing Competition put me up there. I think they.

461
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: I think they're thinking I'm gonna be a big deal

462
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: after this competition. To be honest, Wait a minute, bro,

463
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: what's your full name? Jack Johnson? Jack Johnson. I've heard

464
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: of you, well, you probably heard of my music and

465
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like a surfers. I played first play.

466
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: People say I play surfer music, but I actually surf.

467
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: I noticed you weren't wearing shoes, never do. I got

468
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: tar my toes. I love that Curious George soundtrack. Any

469
00:29:56,440 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: who just tell servers you know what I mean? Refers? Right?

470
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 1: You see that guy over there with that vintage board. Yeah,

471
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: I wonder what his deal is. There's no way he

472
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: can get barrels on that thing. No, I mean that's like,

473
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 1: that's like nine fifties ship. Right. It looks like somebody

474
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: that would just get a wet suit, get a board

475
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,239
Speaker 1: and walk into the ocean without any kind of you know,

476
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: like assistance or lessons or something that would like help anybody,

477
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I'm sorry, I can't actually

478
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 1: put my my seat all the way back because I've

479
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: got a back thing we're got. I can't sit up

480
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 1: right straight. I gotta be vertical, like kind of horizontal.

481
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? Unfortunately, we cannot start the flight

482
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: unless you do this for us. So do you want

483
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: to have to beat the art or is everybody's going

484
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 1: to be delayed and you don't want to see a

485
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 1: bunch of passengers, very very set. This is my second

486
00:30:54,760 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 1: day seat up. Come on, come on, god, this is ridiculous.

487
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: You have been making my trip really harsh. Then won't

488
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 1: let me take my board on the plane. Now I've

489
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 1: got to sit up straight. This is ridiculous. I should

490
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: have just taken a regular flight from California to New York. Insider.

491
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: This international bullshit. You can feel free to this blood

492
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: if you want. If you want to get on a

493
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: different flight, you have a fun time. But right now,

494
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 1: if you're in't here, we've already closed the doors. So

495
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: this is what it is. You have major bed, Now

496
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: you have to sleep in it. Now. I'm not really

497
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 1: very very good at customer service, and I don't like

498
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: to bring my voice like this, and I don't like

499
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 1: to make my face like this. So I would like

500
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: to bring it back to a smile and the pleasantries.

501
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: And I can only do that, sir, if you put

502
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 1: up your seat into the proper upplied position so that

503
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: we can all get on with our day and with

504
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: our flight. Well, these are a flights, am I right?

505
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: I tell you, pal, if if you're flown out of

506
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 1: LaGuardia or JFK or even knew what this would have

507
00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 1: never happened here. Uh l A X. I'm right. Well, honestly,

508
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: I think L A X isn't the problem. It's this

509
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: international flight. They got all these rules. I don't know.

510
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 1: It's a it's a California thing, right what. I'm a

511
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 1: New York native. I'm a New York native. I know,

512
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, you probably pegged me right away, right, No,

513
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: I honestly I thought you were maybe from I don't know, Georgia.

514
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'd raise Queens. No, I've never been

515
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 1: to New York. I just I'm going for the World

516
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: Championship Surfing Contest surfing. Yeah, hey, if it's in New York,

517
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: it's gotta be good. All right. I guess I will

518
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 1: put my seat up. You kind of inspired me to

519
00:32:54,080 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: do the right thing, do the right thing, bed stolen movie. Alright,

520
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: ESPN viewers, it is a first here on the network.

521
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: We got the first annual that's an ambitious name for

522
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: an event, the first annual New York City Surf Contest

523
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: right here on the Hudson River. I'm here with my

524
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 1: co host scratch boards. How we doing their scratch boards?

525
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: It's doing pretty I'm so exciting. To do the surfing now,

526
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 1: so this is really great. The createst thing about it

527
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: is we don't usually see surfing on the river. That's right,

528
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: scratch boards, but we got three of the best surfers

529
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: in the world here today. Musician Jack Johnson. Not a

530
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: lot of people knew this. He is uh, the barefoot

531
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: wonder of the boards out there on the water. Wherever

532
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: the hell he lives, probably Hawaii would be my guest.

533
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: We also have Body Tree, who is a relative newcomer

534
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 1: to the sport, but he has, uh he has been

535
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 1: showing up at a lot of events lately and really

536
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: making sure the crowd stays as zen as possible. And then,

537
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: of course, I mean, we've got the we've got the

538
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 1: grump of the airlines ever since that DMZ story came

539
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 1: out last night, is correct me. I know, I can't

540
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 1: believe a passenger even posted that video, considering some of

541
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: the things that he said, but that doesn't change the

542
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: fact that he is the He is the front runner

543
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: to win the entire Hudson event. So let's go down

544
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 1: right now, and we've got the competitors, Mike, Let's see

545
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 1: what they're saying as they prepare. Thanks Joe, Uh, this

546
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: is uh Doris Burke reporting for ESPN here at the

547
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 1: first Annual Stuff Club. I'm here with Jack Johnson. Jack.

548
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 1: We know you can sing those sweet sweet tunes. Are

549
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:55,879
Speaker 1: you gonna make a lullaby out of this wave or what? Oh?

550
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 1: I see what you did there. I think that's very cool. Um,

551
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: you know you because a lot like surfing. You gotta

552
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: put on a white suit, grab your board, go into

553
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: the water, paddle paddle, paddle, paddle, paddle, pop up, go

554
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 1: down the line and do some cutbacks just like songwriting.

555
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 1: Sounds exactly like songwriting as someone who knows nothing about either. Now,

556
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:25,359
Speaker 1: I've also got a body body Tree here with me. Right.

557
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,439
Speaker 1: You were the youngest competitor here. How did you get

558
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 1: here today? Doris Burke? I'm twelve years old and I'm

559
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 1: you know, I was I was born raised by the

560
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: Tree family and uh to bang a canyon and uh,

561
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 1: I've been surfing before I was walking, So you know,

562
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,919
Speaker 1: this is just kind of a natural extension of where

563
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: my life was already headed. What what an incredible story.

564
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 1: And I saw that your parents flew in today, specifically,

565
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 1: I know that you came in a little earlier. How

566
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,760
Speaker 1: was that flight by yourself, and did you have somebody

567
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: escorting you to and from, uh, the jetway. I was

568
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 1: next to my bro Jack Johnson. Wow. Wow, so almost

569
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: like a father figure to you at this point in

570
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: the competition. That's gonna really shake out, interestingly out there

571
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 1: on the waves. Yeah, it's gonna suck when I beat him. Wow.

572
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: I like that tenacity and I like that fire. Speaking

573
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: of fire and tenacity, we've got the bully of the

574
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: of the actual air here with us. Oh, come on, man,

575
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,359
Speaker 1: that's like not really cool. And that's the image I'm

576
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,879
Speaker 1: trying to make for at the end of the day.

577
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: You recognized yourself in this competition. Are you gonna keep

578
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: that villain title and beat out these very very lovely

579
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: boys and men? First of all, these boys to men,

580
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: I don't think that Jack Johnson's ever surved before. Did

581
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:49,359
Speaker 1: you hear his description of it and body that kids

582
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,439
Speaker 1: shouldn't even be allowed to compete. There's only three competitors.

583
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: I'm coming in first period. Interesting, you've heard it here.

584
00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 1: First back to you, Joe, thank you so much. Doris

585
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 1: out there on the sidelines, you know it really at

586
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: the sidelines of the Hudson of course, I mean, uh

587
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Here's a here's

588
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 1: a question. You're an expert surfer, um, and we are

589
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: here on the Hudson River. Do we, in fact, in

590
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: your years of surfing, have you come across the situation

591
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: like this where there are no waves? I gotta be honest,

592
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: every single time I've ever done one of these things

593
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: that hasn't been an Okay, you're you're shaking, your eyes

594
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: are pooling. Oh hold on, I don't feel too good either.

595
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 1: Oh oh goodness, oh oh wow? Oh okay. Yeah. And

596
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: then uh Scratchboards was patient zero. He was the one

597
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: who started the pandemic. Wow, Grandpa, I want to hear

598
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 1: any more story and even see a single thing when

599
00:37:54,840 --> 00:38:00,240
Speaker 1: you said that? So poor? It's it's an incredible sorry,

600
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: but but the story of the competition itself is even more.

601
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 1: Moving on right along to our third scene, the suggestion

602
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:18,760
Speaker 1: comes to us from listener Garrett. Hey, alchemists, love you guys.

603
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: Here's my scene suggestion, unnecessary cash shows. Thanks Garrett. What

604
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: seems to be wrong with your dinner? That's very funny.

605
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 1: Where do I start? First of all, the plating, the

606
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: plating was subpar um. Second, of all, the quality of

607
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 1: the chicken, I'd say not terrific. Uh, what else I

608
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 1: want to say? What else do I want to say?

609
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 1: You don't have to go searching for things? Those are

610
00:38:54,880 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: Those are cashews? M they look like chicken claws. I'm

611
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: sorry that you don't like the shape of cashews. I'm

612
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 1: not sure what you want an assistant manager to do

613
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 1: in this situation. You are, indeed the assistant manager. I

614
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: am for now, I am indeed the assistant manager. I

615
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: just want you to make this right. You know what, Um,

616
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: I actually use the restroom. So if no, no, no,

617
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 1: no no no no, no no no, you're fine. I

618
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: need to use the restroom. So I want you to

619
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: know that I can handle myself. This is our second day,

620
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 1: by the way. I want you to know if this continues,

621
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: you're in good hands and you've really showcased that. UM,

622
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 1: thank you so much. So your chef just throws in

623
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: chicken claws into a chicken sandwiches again, sir, the it's

624
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 1: you ordered cashew chicken. Yeah, those are cashews and that

625
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 1: is chicken. I don't know what else I can I

626
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,879
Speaker 1: don't know what a man the restroom is. Actually, it's

627
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: just what's you mind? Actually, just um escorting me? I

628
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,359
Speaker 1: sure I can. I can show you where it is.

629
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Okay, help me? Yeah, I know

630
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 1: I can tell. It's so bad. And you want me

631
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: to call you an uber, Like, let me just say

632
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,879
Speaker 1: that the first quote unquote date was just a long

633
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 1: conversation on the phone. That's not Ah, that is not

634
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: a date. Like I did not know that. This is

635
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: the way he comports himself in public. And I'm I

636
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 1: just want like you to know, like I'm embarrassed. I

637
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 1: needed to get the out of here. This does not

638
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 1: reflect on you in any way. It's okay, I'm so

639
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 1: sorry that you're dealing with this obvious monster. Let us

640
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 1: call you an uber. Um My purse is still at

641
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:47,239
Speaker 1: the table. Oh, I'll go crawl over dingnong hi. Oh,

642
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: this is the this is where it all happens. Okay,

643
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 1: this is the kitchen. And who's the chef or the chef?

644
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 1: I said the quote unquote chef? Can I help you? Yeah?

645
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 1: Are you the quote unquote chef? I'm doing these things

646
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: on the side like two bunny at the quotations chef,

647
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: I'm the head cook, the chef, you know. Okay, Okay,

648
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,399
Speaker 1: I I present to you exhibit A. Uh you see

649
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 1: this plate here? Uh huh? What's wrong with that? Would

650
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: you eat this here? Try some here, try some open,

651
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: try something? Hey, stop it? And yeah, I eat I

652
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 1: eat cash us all the time. Uh huh? You think

653
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: do you have you have a nut allergy? No? I

654
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:31,359
Speaker 1: have a let's see. Yeah, well what is that? What's

655
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 1: the definition of allergy? Um? Do you break out in

656
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 1: hives and have difficulty breathing after eating food? No? So

657
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,359
Speaker 1: I don't have a nut allergy. Perhaps I think that

658
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:49,839
Speaker 1: they that these particular nuts are unnecessary sir? Okay, Well,

659
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 1: I mean it is cash you chicken, So I'm looking

660
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 1: for the essence of cash you. I don't need to

661
00:41:54,520 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: chew on chicken cloths. Is this the menu you ordered from? Yeah? Um,

662
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 1: so your your date is paying, I guess because there's

663
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:09,399
Speaker 1: no prices on this one. Yes, this is our second date.

664
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: So it feels like that's the way it should go.

665
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, now that you're bringing her up,

666
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 1: let me show you. Let me show you an example

667
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: of the type of women I get to date. If

668
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: you just speak right there to this, sorry in order

669
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 1: order up. By the way, Oh, she seems to be

670
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:27,760
Speaker 1: got it, grabbing her purse. Give me one another great

671
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: date for the books. Come on, Janice, I mean, what

672
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 1: is this set up? I think it's the profile that

673
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 1: you've made. I don't have the same problems that you have. Dated.

674
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 1: He brought half the kitchen staff into the restroom and

675
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: showed them to show them me pants down. Well it's inappropriate,

676
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: but it sounds like he likes you a lot. He

677
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: just wants to show you off. Isn't it nice to

678
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 1: feel priced? Janice? I don't mean this as a slight,

679
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: but like you and I are just like little could

680
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 1: just be careful what you say because time when you

681
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: start saying that something like that or it's usually followed

682
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 1: by a hurtful thing to understand. So I'll be careful.

683
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 1: But also maybe you put up your garden a little bit. Okay,

684
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 1: HiT's up. You and I are like on different I

685
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 1: wouldn't even say that we're playing on different teams, were

686
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: like in different sports, you know what I mean? Like

687
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 1: I'm tennis and you're surfing, but like on a wave

688
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: that's not even there. So for me, a guy liking me,

689
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 1: that's just like not enough. Where like for you that's

690
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:47,879
Speaker 1: you know, like that's rare. And you've got a lot

691
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: of guys, a lot of guys like me, and I

692
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 1: like them. Okay, yeah, yeah, it's just like you cling

693
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: to it in a different way. And I give me

694
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: a snumber, give me a number, Let me have one

695
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: date with them? Part of me? You are you a

696
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 1: server over at chats? Yeah? Yeah, I thought I recognized you. Know,

697
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 1: I thought I knew I recognized you. Yeah. Yeah, this

698
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 1: is your Starbucks? You coming here? Also? Yeah? Yeah, just

699
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: waiting on my just waiting on my sufie egg bites. Yeah? Yeah.

700
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: Do you swoop? Do you swoop swooping on people's uh dates?

701
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: Are significant others here too? Or is that just at

702
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: your workplace? Oh? Here we go? This is about the

703
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 1: Yeah this you know what she asked me. Okay, she

704
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: asked me to get her out of there. Okay, okay.

705
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 1: And I assume you're now dating and you're have any time? No? Yeah, man,

706
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: First of all, I have a boyfriend, doublet with cash

707
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: you milk? Oh that's me. I'm just waiting on the

708
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: sufie egg bites. Now, um, you have a boyfriend, you

709
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,400
Speaker 1: still steal girlfriends? No, I'm not stealing your What are talking?

710
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: I'm not stealing. She came to men. I saw the connection.

711
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: I felt it. Our connection was based on a mutual

712
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: dislike of you. Bro. Those are my egg bites. I

713
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 1: gotta go. Wow, yeah, I want to. Here's what you

714
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: should do, man, seriously, stand here in this Starbucks and

715
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 1: think about your choices until they call your name. Well,

716
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 1: I will part of me, sir, excuse me, sir? Are

717
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 1: you waiting? I just got my world rocked. You've ever

718
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:46,760
Speaker 1: been here in the face with the truth? Um why

719
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 1: I guess metaphorically? Well, I guess he didn't hit me.

720
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 1: Just well, I gotta sit down. I gotta sit down. Okay, No,

721
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not. You don't remember me, do you?

722
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 1: You came into my kitchen last week and confronted me

723
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: about your cash, your chicken. Oh gay ye. This day

724
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: just keeps on getting better. That was kind of the

725
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:18,399
Speaker 1: last straw for me. I I quit as a as

726
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: head cook. What I quit as head cook? It was

727
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 1: sick of assholes like you. I'm learning a lot about

728
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 1: myself today. Friend, got an order for asshole. I think

729
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: that's me. Here you go, man, Oh that that might

730
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:44,240
Speaker 1: that might be me. Oh, who's my name? Is a shoal?

731
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: They they sell Okay, I'm projecting. I guess I'm just projecting. Sorry, sorry, sorry,

732
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 1: Here you go. I'm a shoal. I'm a shoal. This

733
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 1: one's you, yes, no, the other guy, this one's you. Yeah.

734
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: It all likes coffee. That's you. Yeah, that's that's okay.

735
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 1: Here you go, asshole. Um yeah, so um, I really

736
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 1: like like arts and crafts like that's a really big Hi.

737
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: I found you. Sorry to interrupt. Hi, I'm on a

738
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,240
Speaker 1: date right now. Excuse me. Hi. Yeah, I don't know you.

739
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: Your name sir Jerry, Hi, Jerry. Listen. I okay, I've

740
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: been thinking about you, and I know you don't want

741
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: to see me anymore. Sorry, not you, Jerry. You. Um,

742
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 1: I just I had a big things have changed, my god.

743
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 1: Please stop I had I had stop thinking about you.

744
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: Please please. I am so sorry. I am not a

745
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 1: home wrecker. I will no no, no, no, no, no state.

746
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to wreck this. Goodbye, Thank you, thank you? Hi?

747
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:52,399
Speaker 1: Are you for real? I'm better than for real? What's

748
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 1: what's better than reality? I'm a dream. I'm a dream.

749
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 1: You're a nightmare. That's not true. That's not true. I

750
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 1: learned a lot about myself. Watch watch, I'll order something.

751
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 1: Excuse me, excuse me? You guys need another? Oh? No, hi, hi,

752
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 1: watch this, just watch this. You don't remember me? Do

753
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: you? You You don't remember me? God? Remember I got a

754
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 1: job waiting tables here because I peeped at me in

755
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: the in the restroom with you. Do you feel this?

756
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: Something's changed? Right? You're I just I'm like not, I'm

757
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 1: just like not interested. I just I had to put

758
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 1: myself worth. But I like you. Isn't that enough? No?

759
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 1: Not for me, not for me? Sy I think you

760
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 1: should leave the lady alone. Wow, I like that. I

761
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: like that a lot. Thank you? Shal was it? Yeah?

762
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 1: I'm a shal He's asked. I'm an asshole? Ain't that

763
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 1: the truth? Sorry? I ruined your night? Sorry I ruined everything?

764
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Somatic, I'm not gonna take I ruined

765
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 1: your meal. I'm I'm I'm broken here, I'm right here

766
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:29,319
Speaker 1: before you. Broken. I'm I'm I'm a pooling eyeball of nothing. Huh.

767
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 1: Stupid me. Stupid me for thinking I gonna have a

768
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: chance with someone like you. Stupid me for thinking I

769
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: could grow with someone like you stupid. I'm so sorry.

770
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 1: I'm s sorry. I was kind of hovering because I

771
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: had called the Uber and start here. Yet it doesn't

772
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: seem like it's working out. Do you mind if we

773
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 1: continue continue our date? Please? Okay? Al right? It just

774
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: cost five bucks? Oh my gosh. Wow. So anyways, Um, yeah,

775
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,720
Speaker 1: I liked arts and crafts. You were talking about yourself.

776
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: That was like, that's just what I have to do

777
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 1: on my free time mostly, babe. But that you were

778
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: driving tonight, that you were ubering driving uber tonight. Oh no,

779
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 1: did someone cancel on you again? Yeah? I got canceled on. Hey,

780
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:15,720
Speaker 1: don't personally, I don't want to talk about it, baby,

781
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 1: don't don't want to talk about it. I do take

782
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 1: it personally. I think that they see my picture and

783
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 1: then they go, I'm not good in a that guy's car?

784
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I mean, look look at look

785
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: at this face. It's not would you get it? Don't

786
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: just be nice. Look I'm the type of guy who look,

787
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 1: I fell in love with you because you liked me,

788
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: and I thought that was the maximum that I could

789
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: get because look at this face. I think you were

790
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 1: right on with that. Wait what I think you made

791
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 1: the right decision. You think I was. Hold on, you

792
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 1: think I was. I'm supposed to say terrible things about

793
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 1: myself and you're not supposed to agree with me. This

794
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,439
Speaker 1: is you know what I get. I'm getting out of here.

795
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna help you. I don't want to call

796
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 1: a new but I'm gonna cover for a minute. Way

797
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:05,959
Speaker 1: to get I'm gonna order take out? All right, Well,

798
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: just do it on my app already, have Uber open,

799
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:11,919
Speaker 1: Just do Uber eats. Get me un I'm calling. I'm

800
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:17,839
Speaker 1: calling calling chow Chow. Hi is this chow Chow? Yeah?

801
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 1: This is a shoal Hi. I like to be back.

802
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 1: Place an order? Please? I recognize your voice. Tell me,

803
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:34,240
Speaker 1: tell me you're not the same guy. Oh I'm a woman. Okay, great?

804
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 1: Yeah great, yeah yeah yeah yeah. Can I get some

805
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 1: cash you chicken? Please? That's weird. I'm so disoriented because

806
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:46,840
Speaker 1: I I just got bit scratch boards. The surfing commentator.

807
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 1: He came to the restaurant. He bit me, sorry, let

808
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 1: me take the phone. Let me take that. Hi, this

809
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 1: is chow Chow. Can I get your order? No? I

810
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: think should help us you. Uh, don't worry. We're gonna

811
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 1: fire him. Again, just but we'll take your order. What

812
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 1: would you? Oh my gosh, what what a time? What

813
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 1: a time? I know it's a good scene. When my

814
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: nose starts running, my ice start watering, that's that's the mark.

815
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 1: Your pupil start pooling, they start pulling. That was beautiful, James, Bobble,

816
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: I say, poetry pulling pupils, Purple pulling pupils. James, what's

817
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 1: going on with you? Man? Where can people find you?

818
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 1: What are you up to these days? Besides lapping on

819
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 1: a major motion picture? Well, um, let's see. I guess, uh,

820
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: the usual game front. It's too short of notice. But

821
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,840
Speaker 1: this weekend I'll be playing as Ron Burgundy in the

822
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: rock and Roll Marathon in San Diego. Um, I'm their

823
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 1: go to guy to play anchorman in the rock and

824
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 1: roll marathons. Uh, so I just do a little announcing

825
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 1: in the racetrack. So I guess next San Diego rock

826
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 1: and Roll Marathon. Check it out. That is why the

827
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 1: whole thing and everything. They bought me a suit that

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Speaker 1: the only weird thing is and I personally don't like it.

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Speaker 1: They want me to wear a wig, so I can't

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Speaker 1: just have my hair. I have to wear a wig

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Speaker 1: to do it it is, I can talk about it

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Speaker 1: for a while, but yeah, I know. But they had

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Speaker 1: the pictures of both and they chose the wig. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Craig Akoski, what's going on? Man? What's what's up? What's new? What? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What are you? What are you doing? Boy? Man? Not

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Speaker 1: too much? UM should be uh guy co commercial coming

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Speaker 1: out may or maybe not. Maybe they'll just sit on

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Speaker 1: it for a while. Um. But yeah, I wish I

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Speaker 1: had more concrete. Um, but that's not how I heard.

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Speaker 1: I heard from a friend that you're actually really great

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Speaker 1: in um sex Lines of College Girls. Well that's very kind,

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Speaker 1: so I'll plug that on your behalf. Many people have

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Speaker 1: said the Kimberly's dad is the breakout star of season

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Speaker 1: one of of sex Lines of College Girls. But it's

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Speaker 1: a terrific show, even though my part is relatively small.

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Speaker 1: But it really is a great entertaining show. Proud to

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Speaker 1: have been a part of it. Okay, Jackie, Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: hello that I'm at Jackie to Ruthie on Instagram and

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Speaker 1: listen is my account? I teased it perhaps becoming a

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Speaker 1: dance account. Unfortunately, the Heat did not make it to

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Speaker 1: the finals, so it is not a dance account. Um,

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Speaker 1: but I do have something in the cooker. Some fun

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Speaker 1: bits couldn't be coming out, um, so I think it's

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Speaker 1: I think it's wise to follow now so that you're

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Speaker 1: prepared and you're ready for the for the fun. Well,

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Speaker 1: i'd say start following now so the algorithm knows that

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Speaker 1: you like like Jackie, thererothy content, so it's featured on

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Speaker 1: your page and stuff right right right, right, right right good.

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Speaker 1: I'm excited. It's an old bit many years old, two

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Speaker 1: years old, um, that I mixed that I'm expanding upon.

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Speaker 1: Once upon a time I did a bit as an

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Speaker 1: entire dance squad, and I will be giving each dancer

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Speaker 1: it's their moment. I remember the bit each day. It's

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Speaker 1: just gonna have their time to shine, um, two years later.

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Speaker 1: So I'm excited. So I'm excited. That's all I can say.

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Speaker 1: It's she's playing an entire dance squad everybody, and we'll

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Speaker 1: leave it there. That's that's I think. It takes up

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Speaker 1: multiple people to be a squad. I believe more than Craig,

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Speaker 1: more than two got to be a squad, right, you

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Speaker 1: gotta have it? What three? Four? What makes it? I

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Speaker 1: think you need four first Squad four, first que four,

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Speaker 1: first quad. Okay, all right, all right, Mark, what's up dude?

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Speaker 1: That still makes it? I cringe laugh at that every time.

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Speaker 1: I love it, hate it, love it so much. Bad

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Speaker 1: it's bad. What are you up to? What can we

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Speaker 1: see you with? What's popping? Uh? We got an air date.

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Speaker 1: Blood and Treasure Season two comes out July, so look

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Speaker 1: for that. We're very excited to finally have that coming

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00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 1: out to see the world. Um. Also we got this

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Speaker 1: with Mark and Howe on the Maximum Fun Network. New

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00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 1: shows dropping weekly. Uh and um some podcast guest appearances

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Speaker 1: coming up that are going to be fun and exciting. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and uh yeah, and um doing Shakespeare in Pasadena. If

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Speaker 1: you're in Pasadena on the second, uh second Thursday of

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Speaker 1: the month, what you will at a Lineage Performing Arts Center.

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Speaker 1: And I'm at Mark gags on all this stuff. I

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Speaker 1: want to see that, Okay at and you know what,

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Speaker 1: you know what when we're talking about stuff, I got

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Speaker 1: a little I got a little role. I got a

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Speaker 1: little role in Hacks and Hacks and like it's small.

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Speaker 1: I just talked to one of the one of the

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Speaker 1: creators the other day at a party. She was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: mentioned me to mentioned my little my little thing, that

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Speaker 1: it went well. Ell, so that's nice, that's nice. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if acting is for me to be honest,

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Speaker 1: but in the meantime we got that going on. Thank

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Speaker 1: you everybody for playing, thanks for being my friend. And

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Speaker 1: let's thank our engineer and produced to the stars Mr

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Speaker 1: Doug Bany and mine folks, and I heart media. I

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Speaker 1: am your host Chris Ovardo, and I thank you for

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Speaker 1: listening and until next time,