WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Two Waiters One Date

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking jewels second day. Not many people know this, but

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<v Speaker 1>people who work in the service industry are incredibly frisky.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's right, and right now we got a frisky

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<v Speaker 1>waiter on the phone. His name is Greg. Sorry, he

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<v Speaker 1>also has allergies. Who man, he brings sexy to the table.

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<v Speaker 1>He brings sexy to the table, Sir, Yes I do, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I do. Anyway, my whole intro is ruined now because

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<v Speaker 1>of my allergies and my sneezing fit, so let's just

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<v Speaker 1>talk to him. His name is Greg. What's up Greg? Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you guys doing today? My allergies are flaring up.

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<v Speaker 1>And I had this whole intro planned where I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to call you a frisky waiter and her a

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<v Speaker 1>lustful waitress and tell a story about you guys met

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<v Speaker 1>real quick. But unfortunately my sneezing got the best of me.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're gonna have to do that. Greg. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>like it because I think I might have some allergic

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<v Speaker 1>to women are allergic to me, so maybe you guys

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<v Speaker 1>can help me out. Oh Greg, look at you, king

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<v Speaker 1>of the segue for us. I'm trying wow save the intro,

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<v Speaker 1>So you guys can send me. Yeah, all right, we

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<v Speaker 1>can stop now, Greg's enough. So Greg, you're a waiter. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I am a waiter. I'm probably one of the best

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<v Speaker 1>waiters around that like the same. But yes, I am

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<v Speaker 1>in the service industry. Are you frisky or was I right?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you frisky? I'd like to think that I'm frisky,

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<v Speaker 1>but I mean I don't know. Um I try, I

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<v Speaker 1>definitely tell. And is this lovely waitress that you went

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<v Speaker 1>out with? Is this a a co worker? Well? No, not really.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just at the restaurant she worked at. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right as a customer. Yeah. Yeah, I was out

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<v Speaker 1>with some friends and we were just having some dinner

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<v Speaker 1>and some drinks and she ended up being our waitress.

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<v Speaker 1>Weird waiters and waitresses eat at other restaurants. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>we have mind blowing Yes, we do occasionally be like

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<v Speaker 1>radio people listening to other radio stations happen. So do

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<v Speaker 1>I mean were you struck by her immediately when she

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<v Speaker 1>came up to your table? I mean, before she came

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<v Speaker 1>up to my table, I saw her if it almost

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<v Speaker 1>had my fingers crossed that she would be our waitress.

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<v Speaker 1>She was, you know, really looking good that night. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And did you just flat out ask her out on

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<v Speaker 1>the spot or I did not. I um, actually, i'd

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<v Speaker 1>had it happened a couple of times to myself. Women

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<v Speaker 1>had left her name and number on the receipt after

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<v Speaker 1>they signed for it, so I kind of stole her

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<v Speaker 1>idea and I did that, you know, I left greg

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<v Speaker 1>and then left my phone number at the bottom of

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<v Speaker 1>the receipt when I paid the bill, and that actually

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<v Speaker 1>worked it did? She actually text me like two days later.

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<v Speaker 1>It was she I got a text and I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even know who it was because I silly enough forgot

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<v Speaker 1>her name. And then I was like, who is she

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<v Speaker 1>look at Cynthia and then I was like, oh, yeah, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>that's amazing. I've tried that so many times and I

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<v Speaker 1>know you're gonna be surprised by this. Never once I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was a smiling face. I say, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I took it up a name, number and a smiling

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<v Speaker 1>face and probably a big tip to go with it,

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<v Speaker 1>because no goal is going to call you back if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't tip. Well, yeah, I want I want to

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<v Speaker 1>easy thirty percent that night. Okay, so what did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys do when you went out? So we both know

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<v Speaker 1>of this really high end restaurant we've been wanting to

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<v Speaker 1>go to. I actually one of my buddies works there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's usually like really hard to get a reservation, so

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<v Speaker 1>he was able to, you know, get us in for

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<v Speaker 1>a table for two. So I thought that was, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>going to really impress her. And sweet was she impressed

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<v Speaker 1>she went? So I want to say she was impressed.

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<v Speaker 1>She ended up going obviously, I thought that is impressed.

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<v Speaker 1>And how was the actual date while you were there?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I mean it was cool. Honestly, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>eat at high end restaurants. So all the food was

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<v Speaker 1>really interesting and you know, it was like a six

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<v Speaker 1>course meal. Everything it was nice and paste out. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought we had really good conversation. Yeah, I mean you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking like a marathon. Did her though, if you're talking

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<v Speaker 1>six courses. There's a lot that can go wrong when

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<v Speaker 1>you're committing what three hours to a meal? Four hours? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was about two and a half three hours easily. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was getting there and going through old courses, so yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was there was a lot of room for failure

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<v Speaker 1>in it. But I don't know if I was blind

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<v Speaker 1>to it, but I never saw anything go wrong. I

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<v Speaker 1>felt weird about it? Okay, was what was the highlight

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<v Speaker 1>for you? My highlight was the dessert. It was almost

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<v Speaker 1>like they were reading my mind because they brought this

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<v Speaker 1>an amazing chocolate, three layered cheesecake. I think I hate

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<v Speaker 1>to interrupt you there, Greg, but I think Brooke was

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<v Speaker 1>asking about the highlight with her and not the food.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, I didn't even tell you. If she shows

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<v Speaker 1>up dressed to the nines and she's sitting across with

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<v Speaker 1>me and it was just almost froze me in time.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'm looking at her and can't believe that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>with her. The anticipation is actually killing me right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So what happened? Did your kiss? Did you go home together? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>So we finished and a walk or to her car,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I think we're going in for the kiss.

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<v Speaker 1>She turns to the side and just keeps me a

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<v Speaker 1>hot Wow. I thought, you know, maybe, Okay, it was

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<v Speaker 1>our first date and I like that about her. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you know she's playing a little hard to get it.

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<v Speaker 1>She gave me a taste, but you know, it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna give you your dessert per se on

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<v Speaker 1>the first date, because she really went for a side

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<v Speaker 1>hug like you were saying, it's a first date. Not

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<v Speaker 1>everybody kisses on a first date. She gave me the hug,

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<v Speaker 1>and it kind of motivates you more, you know, to

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<v Speaker 1>try that. All right, now, you've you've got me, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really into you even more at this point because

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I haven't chasted the forbidden fruit. It don't

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<v Speaker 1>call it that, right, I'm really motivated. Okay, And how

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<v Speaker 1>how many have you talked since that day? Only text message?

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<v Speaker 1>I reached out. I text her, you know, just said

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<v Speaker 1>I had a great time. She didn't hear from her,

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<v Speaker 1>and nothing's materialized into meeting up again. Okay, Well we'll

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<v Speaker 1>play a song come back, and then call her and

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<v Speaker 1>see if we can find out what happened in your

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. All right, okay, thank you so much

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<v Speaker 1>brooking Cubile in the morning. We've been doing second day

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<v Speaker 1>updates for a long time now, and I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>something keeps getting disrespected over and over again. Really, what's that?

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<v Speaker 1>The side hug? Every time somebody gets a side hug,

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<v Speaker 1>they always take it as a brush off. But you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, maybe the side hug is the new second base. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>probably not. Yeah, it's actually a terrible thing to get

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<v Speaker 1>a side hug after a date. And that's what happened

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<v Speaker 1>to Greg, who was on the phone right now. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a waiter and was in another restaurant and actually hit

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<v Speaker 1>on the waitress by writing his phone number down on

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<v Speaker 1>the receipt. She ended up calling him and they went

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<v Speaker 1>out to a very fancy restaurant. But by the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the date she just gave him a little side

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<v Speaker 1>hug and now she stopped talking to him. Is there

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<v Speaker 1>anything that you would do differently second time around? Greg?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, maybe not take her to the fancy restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had something to shoot for. Okay, I see

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<v Speaker 1>you started off too hot? Maybe yeah, yeah, maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>came in too big. All right, Well I doll her

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<v Speaker 1>phone number right now. See if we can get her

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and find out if you gave it

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<v Speaker 1>to her too big. Usually not a problem, but maybe

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<v Speaker 1>this time it is. Okay. Let's go all right, Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>May ask me to Cynthia. This is she, Hey Cynthia,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? This is Jewbil from Brook and Jewbil

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. I'm sorry what this is Jebil from

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jewbil in the Morning. The radio show, Um Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>why why are you guys calling me? Well, I'm calling

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<v Speaker 1>you because we recently got an email about you from

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<v Speaker 1>one of our listeners. I'm sorry, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this again? This is Jewbil from Brooke and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. We do

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<v Speaker 1>a segment on our show called the second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where if you go out on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody and then end up not talking to them after,

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<v Speaker 1>we call you to find out what happened. So we

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<v Speaker 1>got an email from a dude named Greg. Uh. I'm sorry, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do this. Thank you though, but

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<v Speaker 1>we just have We just have a few questions. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to talk about okay. We just want

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<v Speaker 1>to ask you a couple of questions so that you

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<v Speaker 1>can find out what happened. That's all. What Well, she

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<v Speaker 1>just hung up, she laughed. Did she hello? Hey? Greg?

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<v Speaker 1>Was that a sufficient enough answer for you? When she

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<v Speaker 1>said she didn't want to talk about me? I was

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<v Speaker 1>suppe we could take a little deeper, but apparently she

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<v Speaker 1>really doesn't want to talk about me. Are you hold on? Greg?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you because a lot of times we do these

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<v Speaker 1>things and then you aren't telling us something that you

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<v Speaker 1>should be telling us. No, I'm an open book. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking for answers honestly. I mean, if I could give

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<v Speaker 1>more information, I would put it all out there. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>can you please call her back? Call her again? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do the fund him and try one more time. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks Juble. Yeah, I'm sorry. I just I really don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk about it. I really don't well what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean if I can. Sorry, I just don't really

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk about it. I'm super embarrassed. Wait, you're embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. It's it's my fault. He doesn't have to worry. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing anything wrong? Are you in a relationship

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<v Speaker 1>or something? No, No, it's something like that. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>it's on me. You know. It was my mistake. I

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't have gone out with him. Not his fault, totally mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it because you guys both work in the service

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<v Speaker 1>industry or something? You have a rule like you don't

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<v Speaker 1>date other people in the service industry or something? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>cops are I was like, I don't date other cops.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they say that? I think so? Yeah? Okay they

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<v Speaker 1>did they say that, Cynthia. No, No, No, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>that at all. Oh good, I messed up. You messed up? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I messed up. He doesn't think you messed up. He

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<v Speaker 1>thinks that you were. I mean, from the sounds of it,

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<v Speaker 1>he thinks you're perfect. Okay, that's wait, so that's not

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<v Speaker 1>a good thing. No, No, that's fine, it's fine. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just it's just really awkward. Well, can you just tell

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<v Speaker 1>us anything because he's really curious, like he's been beating

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<v Speaker 1>himself up trying to figure out what happened because he

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<v Speaker 1>really liked Okay, Well, I definitely don't want to feel bad.

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<v Speaker 1>So what is it? Okay? Um, did he tell you

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<v Speaker 1>guys how he asked me out? Yeah, he said that

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<v Speaker 1>he left his phone number on the receipt when he

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<v Speaker 1>was sitting at your table, and we were all shocked

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<v Speaker 1>that you bought that. You that you wrote him back.

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<v Speaker 1>I did, and it's probably the last time I'll do

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. Huh. So you regretted the date from

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<v Speaker 1>the moment you texted him after he hit on you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the thing. The night before, when I was working,

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<v Speaker 1>another guy left to his seat and he did pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much the same thing. He left his name and his number.

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<v Speaker 1>So I thought I was calling the other guy. He's

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<v Speaker 1>really attractive. You know, he's definitely more attractive to me

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<v Speaker 1>than Greg is. Oh no, you mixed him up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so when I contracted Greg, I thought I was contracting

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<v Speaker 1>the other guy, and I didn't realize it until I

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<v Speaker 1>was on the day eighth. Yeah, I got the receipts

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<v Speaker 1>mixed up. Great's fine, he's fine. It's just not as

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<v Speaker 1>cute as the other guy. He's fine. No, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what to do though. I just feel really awkward

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about it. So that's why you want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it. I was really uncomfortable. Okay, But okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>get I get like that would be a really weird

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<v Speaker 1>moment when you show up to a date thinking one

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<v Speaker 1>guy is going to be there and a totally different

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<v Speaker 1>guy is going to be there. Yeah, but Greg sounds awesome,

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<v Speaker 1>and he pulled all these strings for this great date

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<v Speaker 1>for you. He said, you guys had chemistry. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>but I just kept thinking while I was eating, you know, God,

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<v Speaker 1>this would taste so much better if I was with

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<v Speaker 1>the other guy. Yeah. I'm sure there's research somewhere that

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<v Speaker 1>food tastes better when you're with a hotter person. I

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<v Speaker 1>agree with you on that. Okay, yeah, did you out

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<v Speaker 1>of curiosity? Did you ever go out with the other guy? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I did, I did really well. Okay, Well listen, the

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<v Speaker 1>truth is Greg's date was so much better than the

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<v Speaker 1>hotter guy. Yeah, and I feel bad, but the hotter

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<v Speaker 1>guy was hot. So I wait, even though you had

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<v Speaker 1>a better do with Greg, you still want to pursue

0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:15.000
<v Speaker 1>hot man. Yeah, it's really hot. He must be, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you're not looking for a relationship that is

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<v Speaker 1>so shallow. Yeah. No, I'm not trying to be in

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<v Speaker 1>something really serious, you know. Right now, I just want

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<v Speaker 1>date hot guys. Well, Cynthia, I've been there. I do

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<v Speaker 1>need to let you know that Greg is actually on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line listening right now and wants to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you. What hey, Cynthia, not that attractive Greg? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>What sucks. Yeah, I'm a little loss for words right

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<v Speaker 1>now because, like wat, Greg, you heard everything you were

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<v Speaker 1>like heard unfortunately, but yes I heard that you heard

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<v Speaker 1>everything that I was saying to them from attractive hotter

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<v Speaker 1>ud would have been better without me, but oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I am so sorry. I had no idea I

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<v Speaker 1>would have been like that sort of honest. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>if I had known you were listening, You're a really

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<v Speaker 1>nice guy. I'm so, I'm really sorry. Why didn't you

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<v Speaker 1>just say something when you first saw me and you

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<v Speaker 1>realize you made a mistake. We could have win our

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<v Speaker 1>separate ways. I didn't know what to do. I was

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<v Speaker 1>I was sort of horrified, and the mistake was on me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't want to be rude, you know, And

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<v Speaker 1>the restaurant was nice. I'd never been there before. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>always wanted to go. You didn't want to be rude,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you go through the whole dinner and let

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<v Speaker 1>me pick up the tab and you didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be rude. I mean, you out you know it was

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<v Speaker 1>a date. I didn't know what to do with a

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<v Speaker 1>date with the wrong guy. You didn't know that, you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't man just say means you think it's at the end,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if you knew, and you didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>tell me, you you know, like, oh, let me get

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<v Speaker 1>or at least offered. You didn't even reach through anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I just picked it all up and think we were

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<v Speaker 1>on a date. I know, but you weren't. Didn't mean

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<v Speaker 1>to be on the date with me, you meant to

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<v Speaker 1>be on the worst date with the hotter guy. You

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<v Speaker 1>know again, I'm so sorry. I don't even want to say.

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<v Speaker 1>This is so uncomfortable. And you said like that my

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<v Speaker 1>date was better, Like, I mean, I know your date

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<v Speaker 1>sit there? You know that makes no sense. You could

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<v Speaker 1>be like you can grow to be more attracted to

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<v Speaker 1>people not with me, you know, I kind of like

0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:42.960
<v Speaker 1>I see it and I know it. What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Could I like get a haircut? Was it my clothes with? No? Greg?

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<v Speaker 1>You're great, There's nothing wrong with you. You're great. Wrong

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<v Speaker 1>with you? You've ever been there, you know, where you're

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<v Speaker 1>with someone but the entire time you're thinking about someone else.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, you know it was it was just that's

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<v Speaker 1>how it was all night. I have been there for

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<v Speaker 1>the past days thinking about you, and now I get

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<v Speaker 1>this earthquake hitting me. There's no way you could like

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<v Speaker 1>open up your eyes, up your heart, maybe give him

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<v Speaker 1>another chance. Well, you know what, I would be totally

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<v Speaker 1>willing to go out with Greg again, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>on a fun friend dated. Fun. Well, then how about it, Cynthia,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out with Greg again on

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<v Speaker 1>a fun friend date. We will pay for it. I

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<v Speaker 1>totally go out with Greg on a fun friend date. Yes, Greg,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think about the fun friend date? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want going on I on a pity date with you, Cynthia.

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<v Speaker 1>Why why don't you guys just give it to Cynthia

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<v Speaker 1>and her new hot guy. They can use it, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's just not getting used. I mean, at least she'll

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy herself. Oh my god, that's a great idea. My.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, Cynthia. And since it sounds like your

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<v Speaker 1>current hot dude is a horrible date, or we'll give

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<v Speaker 1>you at least a decent gift card somewhere. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Greg. What about do I get it? I'm safe?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is the biggest slap on my face,

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<v Speaker 1>your face, you know, it's just it's like you said,

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<v Speaker 1>why waste it? You know, we can use it for

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<v Speaker 1>other things. You know, we don't have to pay for

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<v Speaker 1>your date with the hot guy. But he's really hot.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Cynthia, then you know what's sold. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll send you out on a date with the hot dude. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Even Jewel can't refuse a hot man. I can't. In

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<v Speaker 1>the morning, I got a text in at seven eighty

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<v Speaker 1>five to nine two. That just says the worst part

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<v Speaker 1>is I know Greg, it's broken jewel in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>talking about today's second date update. This dude named Greg

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to call Cynthia. They're both waiters. He was actually

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<v Speaker 1>at the restaurant she works at, hit her up, and

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<v Speaker 1>they went out on a date. When we got her

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone, we found out that she actually thought

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<v Speaker 1>she was going out with another guy because another dude

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<v Speaker 1>had slid his number to her too, and she thought

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<v Speaker 1>she was texting that dude and not. So she showed

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<v Speaker 1>up and had a less hotter version to go on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with. But she did end up going on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with the hot guy and said even though

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<v Speaker 1>he's not as cool as Greg, he's a lot hotter,

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<v Speaker 1>so she'd rather date that guy instead. I feel so

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<v Speaker 1>bad for Greg. I mean, I know people are texting

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<v Speaker 1>in right now that they want to go out with him,

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<v Speaker 1>but still that's even a pity dates. This is how

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<v Speaker 1>guys are though. She just as a male mentality, like

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<v Speaker 1>we're like, oh, she's annoying, she won't do this and that,

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<v Speaker 1>but she's hot, so I'll take her. It's everyone's mentality.

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<v Speaker 1>Every once in a while, you need hot and dumb. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's true. But unfortunately for Greg, he had to find

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<v Speaker 1>out that he's average and pretty fun to be around,

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<v Speaker 1>and he lost out to hot and dumb. We all

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<v Speaker 1>have everybody texting in at seven, eight, five nine two

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<v Speaker 1>right now is on Greg's side and said that she's terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>At least she was honest about it though, But the end,

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<v Speaker 1>when we asked if they go on a date, she

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<v Speaker 1>said that they'd go on they could go on a

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<v Speaker 1>friend date, a fun friend date together, and he wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>interested in that though. Yeah, he got he got screwed

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<v Speaker 1>over twice. Yeah, and not in a good way. No,

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<v Speaker 1>definitely not. Remember, if you want to do a second

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<v Speaker 1>day update, all you have to do is email the

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<v Speaker 1>show and we will call the person who didn't call

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<v Speaker 1>you back. Two point five percent