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Speaker 1: It is time now for a round of would you

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Speaker 1: rather would you rather ten million dollars to donate your

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Speaker 1: private parts today? Oh? What? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Give them today?

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Speaker 1: Ten million dollars today, okay? Or would you rather three

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Speaker 1: million dollars to skydive ten dangerous?

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Speaker 2: That is to this guy that girl I'm out there

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Speaker 2: playing so damn fast? Talk about your.

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Speaker 1: Yeah? All right? Would you rather come and go as

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Speaker 1: you please? Because would have to donate somebody else that

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Speaker 1: we have moved on?

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Speaker 2: I got ten million, I ain't got that. What with

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Speaker 2: ten million? Yeah, don't tell you? Tell me you donated

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Speaker 2: it to somebody else? Right?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather come and go as you please? Or

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Speaker 1: would you rather tell your wife everywhere you go? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather come and go as you please? Just

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Speaker 1: come and go as you please? Or tell your wife

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Speaker 1: everywhere you go? Baby, I'm going here, Baby, I'm going there?

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Speaker 2: Hell I please, I come and go as I please? Sure,

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Speaker 2: I just tell her where I'm going.

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Speaker 1: More like ask her? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like I come of go as I please? And

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Speaker 2: then I tell it and then and she don't like it,

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Speaker 2: then I come and go somewhere else.

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Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather have sex in a pig

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Speaker 1: pen or Would you rather have sex and a cow pasture?

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Speaker 2: Which one? I'm out the cow pastor an get that

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Speaker 2: pig pin. Let me tell you something that'd be your

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Speaker 2: last time, probably halving sex because the stuff on you

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Speaker 2: that's gonna be rotten after that cow pasture? All right?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather a rowing machine or a stair climber

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Speaker 1: roll machine?

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Speaker 2: Roll machine? Yeah, I can't stand that damn stair climbing.

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Speaker 2: That's just going.

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Speaker 1: Nowhere stair away.

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Speaker 2: To know where? All right?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather slam a finger in a drawer or

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Speaker 1: hit your big toe on the bedpost? They both hurt

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Speaker 1: a lot. I think we're gonna I'm gonna steal that toe.

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Speaker 1: I'm my finger, not my toe.

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Speaker 2: That goes away out wide. That's slamming that finger.

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Speaker 1: Fingers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta put my shoes on. I got yeah,

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Speaker 2: I got stand up all damn date?

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Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather Brussels sprouts or asparagus?

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Speaker 2: Asparagus? I like BOTHO.

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Speaker 1: They look like babies a cabbage.

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Speaker 2: They just they just look like they didn't make I

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Speaker 2: get more enjoyment from eating russell sprout stood, don't.

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Speaker 1: Come on? Coming up next is our last break of

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Speaker 1: the day, and we'll close out the show with the

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Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show