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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jebils dirty little Secret. Sign

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Remember texting four one or

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret, you

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Speaker 1: can literally tell us anything. Because we keep everybody anonymous.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is, so nobody

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Speaker 1: will know who you are, and nobody know nobody will

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Speaker 1: know it's you telling your dirty little secret. You actually

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret. Yeah, man, I got a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. I've never told anybody this, so I'm

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Speaker 1: ready to share my story. All right, We're ready to

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Speaker 1: hear it. Let's do it, all right. So when I

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Speaker 1: was about eleven twelve round that age, I used to

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Speaker 1: like clean up the house. And I used to clean

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Speaker 1: up the house with my pairs of socks. So I would, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and when I would use a dirty one, I would

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Speaker 1: clean it, wash it out. I wouldn't put it with

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Speaker 1: the dry and the rest of the other stuff. I

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Speaker 1: would put it on my heating the electrical heating unit,

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Speaker 1: and I'll let it dry it there. So one day,

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Speaker 1: clean the house with a dirty sock, just wide just

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Speaker 1: to be kind of a jerk. I just was young.

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Speaker 1: It was no, I just like I was cleaning it.

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Speaker 1: Just never washed either too. Yeah, it was so fresh man.

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Speaker 1: So I leave the circle on the electric electrical heating

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Speaker 1: unit and come home. So my house is on fire,

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Speaker 1: you guys. Yes, the dry side cart on fire burned

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Speaker 1: half of the house down. Yeah man, And um, I

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Speaker 1: was so young, and nobody knew till this day know

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Speaker 1: that I burned the house down. Wait, so like the fire,

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Speaker 1: the fire people can tell like what started the fire

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Speaker 1: normally or where it started. So I mean, did your

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Speaker 1: parents know that it started in your room? They didn't

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Speaker 1: necessarily find it. They just they knew where it started,

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Speaker 1: but they didn't know why they did. They ask you

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Speaker 1: if you knew? Um, of course, and I I played.

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Speaker 1: I played dumb. You know, I was like nope. So then, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they have no idea that they're half the house burned

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Speaker 1: down when you were a kid and it was your fault,

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Speaker 1: your dirty sock, my dirty dry stock. I okay, come clean,

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Speaker 1: mister clean. Weird weird there call you mister clean. It's

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Speaker 1: about cleaning too. Are you lying to us right now?

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Speaker 1: I wish I would, okay, because I'm I'm just thinking

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Speaker 1: like you were. You had to clean the house a lot.

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Speaker 1: Kids don't like doing anything other than what they wanted

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Speaker 1: to do cleaning. Did you burn the house down so

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Speaker 1: you didn't have to clean it anymore? Come on, you

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Speaker 1: weren't insanely troubled kid, and you didn't even burn your

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Speaker 1: house down. I almost did. I didn't even crush my mind. Well,

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Speaker 1: I set a really big fire in my room once

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Speaker 1: because you know, I supple alcohol. Yes, yeah, I supropal alcohol.

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Speaker 1: We used to win back on the day when you

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Speaker 1: played video games and you had Nintendos. You had to

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Speaker 1: clean your games out with isoprobol alcohol, very flammable. And

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Speaker 1: so I put a bowl full of isopropyl alcohol in

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Speaker 1: the middle of my room and just lit it. And

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Speaker 1: then I put a bunch of other bowls of isopropo

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Speaker 1: alcohol around my room, and I threw matches at him

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Speaker 1: to see if I could throw a match in there.

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Speaker 1: I threw one into the bowl. Boom, it lit, and

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Speaker 1: then I'm like, holy crap, that's a big fire. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And so then I grabbed a blanket I put it

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Speaker 1: over it, but then I put it over it because

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Speaker 1: it's liquid. The isoprobo alcohol went everywhere on the carpet

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Speaker 1: and then into a couple of other bowls and then

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Speaker 1: I put those out also everywhere. So my whole carpet

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Speaker 1: was like basically little patches of fire. And I put

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Speaker 1: it out because I'm a fireman at heart. Yikes, And

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Speaker 1: I didn't tell anybody, right, and my carpet, because you know,

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Speaker 1: carpet was burned, right, but you couldn't see the burn.

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Speaker 1: You could feel the burn if you walked over to

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Speaker 1: bea couldn't see it. Weird. Was it like a brown carpet? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was like chrisp It was Christy Bun already. So

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Speaker 1: my mom would walk and walk into my room and

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Speaker 1: she's like, what's why is the carpet like this? I was.

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Speaker 1: I told her I spilt milk. I mean that's a

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Speaker 1: good lie. That was pretty good. Oh my god, A

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Speaker 1: dirty secret. A lot of awestiness on the phone. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So from one arsonist to another, thanks for your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, man, No, not a problem, man, I got

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Speaker 1: you back, man. Yeah, A stick together. Then Jewels Show

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