Speaker 1: We're going to make America healthy again by cleaning out
Speaker 1: the sound fridge. It's one more thing.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the fridge, I cut some iffy hamburgers the
Speaker 2: other night. How how long would you let hamburgers sit
Speaker 2: in the fridge? So I'd opened the package so it
Speaker 2: wasn't still sealed up. They were already pre made patties. Okay,
Speaker 2: there was like four them in there. I'd eaten two
Speaker 2: of them. I had two left. How long could you
Speaker 2: leave them in the fridge and feel safe about it?
Speaker 3: A few days? Two days?
Speaker 4: Three max?
Speaker 3: It was a week.
Speaker 1: Holy crap, jack raw meat.
Speaker 3: But it was refrigerating the entire time.
Speaker 1: Yes, covered, of course, Yeah, okay, it was a little
Speaker 1: it was fairly gray.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there happened.
Speaker 5: You're a man, you're a man of means.
Speaker 3: Just getting new meat?
Speaker 4: Yeah, good, and you're already not feeling good.
Speaker 2: I wasn't worried for me. I was worried for my son.
Speaker 2: I thought, jeez, if I make him really, really sick,
Speaker 2: this is some bad parenting. And I couldn't tell with
Speaker 2: my col that just didn't didn't smell like it seemed
Speaker 2: like it ought to smell. As I was grilling it,
Speaker 2: I cooked him more than I usually do. Usually I'm
Speaker 2: kind of a medium rare burger guy. I went ahead
Speaker 2: and cooked it all the way through. So we're okay
Speaker 2: as days ago, so we haven't died.
Speaker 3: Well, there you go, there you go. There's your answer.
Speaker 1: So, speaking of food, I'm going to start the cleaning
Speaker 1: out sound fridge oddly with an email from oh sorry,
Speaker 1: metal guy, thank you. I'm going to change his last
Speaker 1: name to Jones just because he doesn't need.
Speaker 3: To be docs or whatever.
Speaker 1: But Eric potassium Benzowait Jones from Beautiful Oregon. Right, guys,
Speaker 1: it's probably because I'm mentally disturbed, but RFK Junior's announcement
Speaker 1: about banning petroleum based synthetic food dies offends.
Speaker 3: Me to no end. He was actually joined by.
Speaker 1: Marty Macari of the FDA, who's a sane guy like
Speaker 1: Marty played clip eighteen for us.
Speaker 6: Michael, Well, these diyes have been associated with obesity and diabetes.
Speaker 6: They've been associated with attention deficit disorder, hormone disruption, and
Speaker 6: as a doctor, I think of it this way. When
Speaker 6: we've got an surging epidemic of all of these chronic
Speaker 6: conditions and no good explanation as to why don't we
Speaker 6: want to air on the side of safety. These are
Speaker 6: petroleum based chemicals. Nobody would think it's reasonable to do
Speaker 6: a randomized trial where you inject half the kids in
Speaker 6: the trial with crude oil to see whether or not
Speaker 6: it's good for you.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'd be against that. Definitely, injecting children with crude
Speaker 1: oil my opinion. Marty Mackery has dropped a bit.
Speaker 2: Well, the problem with that argument is we got all
Speaker 2: these problems, so why not ban a whole bunch of
Speaker 2: things that might happen to have anything to do with it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't get that argument.
Speaker 1: Well, and as Eric points out, the demagogery is shameless.
Speaker 1: The whole petroleum based rhetoric is only meant to hornswog
Speaker 1: the public. G that can't be good for you. Really,
Speaker 1: why would it make you worry about taking aspirin if
Speaker 1: you knew it was ultimately petroleum based?
Speaker 3: Of course not.
Speaker 1: Either it's even safe over a long period of use
Speaker 1: or it isn't We have an organic food spouting which
Speaker 1: doctor Crank with no scientific background, in charge of our
Speaker 1: government health bureaucracy, a combination of yule gibbons and wavy
Speaker 1: gravy who parenthetically would actually.
Speaker 3: Be better choices, but sadly they are dead.
Speaker 1: And then Eric handily enough included the blast freebas I know,
Speaker 1: such good writing. I was gonna make that part of
Speaker 1: a mail bag with that one from Jess and Wiley,
Speaker 1: Texas talking about the Papoosas. That was such good writing
Speaker 1: about bad neighborhoods.
Speaker 2: Should be in the That should be in the like
Speaker 2: Wall Street Journal or something.
Speaker 3: It's that good.
Speaker 1: Oh. I know we have a number of correspondents Eric
Speaker 1: and Jess and j T and Poolo and all who
Speaker 1: are just wavy gravy with both of whom would be
Speaker 1: better choices. Yeah, but Yule Gibbons, who's that this will
Speaker 1: explain Clip seventeen.
Speaker 7: I'm your Gibbons. I've spent years learning about natural foods.
Speaker 7: Ever eat a pine tree. Many parts are edible. Natural
Speaker 7: ingredients are important to me. That's why I post. Grape
Speaker 7: nuts is part of my breakfast. This wholesome cereal is
Speaker 7: made from wheat and barley. These naturally ingredients are baked
Speaker 7: into crunchy nuggets and fortified with vitamins. It's naturally a
Speaker 7: sweet taste reminds me of wild hackory nuts. I call
Speaker 7: grape nuts. My back to nature cereal.
Speaker 1: I like grape that's Yule gibbons, naturalist Yule gibbons of yesterdayear.
Speaker 2: We grew up with that katie that was on our
Speaker 2: TV every day.
Speaker 3: Have you ever eaten a pine tree?
Speaker 2: That was a regular joke.
Speaker 1: And here you're eating a pine tree. So here's a
Speaker 1: cereal made out of barley and wheat.
Speaker 3: What he has to do is pine trees.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean the ingredients are grape nuts
Speaker 2: are basically you know, they're very, very good.
Speaker 3: But I had my.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my son had his first bowl the other day
Speaker 2: because I love grape nuts, and.
Speaker 3: He said, how do you eat these? It's like a
Speaker 3: little bull of rocks?
Speaker 2: And it is like a little bull rock.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: In one of those jarring transitions that have endeared us
Speaker 1: to dozens, this is the documentary. The trailer rather from
Speaker 1: an upcoming HBO documentary about Paul Rubins aka pee Wee Herman.
Speaker 8: Guess what I'm having a party and you're invited. I
Speaker 8: wanted to be a performance artist. Out of nowhere, pee
Speaker 8: wee Herman popped out of me. The audience ate it
Speaker 8: up and went crazy. There wasn't like a moment in
Speaker 8: the eighties that wasn't super cool to be meet and
Speaker 8: then dark music bump bump, bump bom. I lost control
Speaker 8: of my anonymity that it was devastating. I don't want
Speaker 8: to come off like a victim in some way. I
Speaker 8: kept who I was a secret for a really long time.
Speaker 8: I hid behind an alter ego.
Speaker 3: Today's secret would is death is just so final.
Speaker 8: To be able to get your message in at the
Speaker 8: last minute is incredible.
Speaker 2: I read about that really pretty interesting story. He was
Speaker 2: a kind of a avant garde sort of artist, sketch person,
Speaker 2: sketch comedy person, and he created this character be with Herman,
Speaker 2: which really took off if you lived through it. You know,
Speaker 2: he had major motion pictures and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2: But and then he got caught in a theater work
Speaker 2: in as man, So that put a damp around his
Speaker 2: career for a while and changed people's image.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: If if today that would be that big a deal,
Speaker 2: although it was a kids program, so that hurt right here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, I mean if he was like a professional
Speaker 1: bull rider or something, I don't know, But yeah, he
Speaker 1: did a kids show.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure that's.
Speaker 2: Really good brand for a professional bull rider either caught
Speaker 2: in and.
Speaker 3: He's not a good brand for anybody. It was a
Speaker 3: porn theater, which.
Speaker 1: Is you know, it's not like he was seeing you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Star Wars and he engaged in self
Speaker 1: pleasure met right, you're watching a larger movie doing it.
Speaker 3: Right, exactly? Old yeller?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh oh my too.
Speaker 3: Bring to even contemplate. That's funny. That's the key to
Speaker 3: the whole thing.
Speaker 9: You're caught in a theater, uh, you know, doing your thing,
Speaker 9: and uh, if it's a porno movie, it's bad, but
Speaker 9: it's come your your life's over.
Speaker 2: If it's just a regular theater, you're.
Speaker 3: Better off in at CD theater.
Speaker 1: Well right, yeah, I mean you can explain that, okay
Speaker 1: again a jarring transition. These are a couple of twins
Speaker 1: clip number ten, Michael who speaking tandem.
Speaker 5: Apparently he went up there and he was coming back
Speaker 5: down towards this and he goes run, he's got a gun.
Speaker 3: Oh shut up? What was that?
Speaker 4: Those were two twins acting like they say everything at
Speaker 4: the same time, and you could clearly hear one of
Speaker 4: them trying to catch up.
Speaker 1: No stop, and then they forgot they remember the script
Speaker 1: and then that was stupid.
Speaker 3: Michael, Is there more to choose? Who's to blame for this?
Speaker 3: Somebody did, wasn't me?
Speaker 2: What's the number one creed for the Armstrong and Getty show.
Speaker 2: Who's to blame?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 1: So solving the problem must wait until we assigned, Michael.
Speaker 4: Don't you dump that on me?
Speaker 5: Getting back to this twins, So the story was that
Speaker 5: their mom got carjacked and they were on TV and
Speaker 5: they were interviewed and they were speaking like this, and
Speaker 5: apparently some doctors have said, in rare cases they're Australian twins.
Speaker 5: This happens where twins can finish each other's sentences.
Speaker 2: Like this, their mom got carjacked. And when they were interviewed,
Speaker 2: they talked and.
Speaker 5: They bost spoke yeah in tandem.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: For not being the guy who brought the clip, you
Speaker 4: sure know a lot about it, Michael.
Speaker 3: No, I just saw the story.
Speaker 5: I didn't bring this particular Yeah right, sure, okay, sure,
Speaker 5: Australian twins, Okay.
Speaker 4: God, neither one of them said, Craig, this is just oh.
Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry. We did that already, we did that
Speaker 3: joke already. I apologize. I retracted my beginning of an introduction. Uh,
Speaker 3: is there anything else? We ought to play?
Speaker 1: Michael ms skin in the list, and I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's all a lot of it's so heavy.
Speaker 2: Well, you guys said a couple of days on the burger,
Speaker 2: and I pushed it out too week, so I wasn't
Speaker 2: even close.
Speaker 1: Really, No, you know, three days I'm reasonably comfortable with.
Speaker 1: I'd take a look at, take a sniff, he said
Speaker 1: in the fridge.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying, comfortable if I did twice that?
Speaker 4: Oh no, wha, listen to that? Sorry about that? My
Speaker 4: phone my phone ring tone is trump yelling.
Speaker 3: Oh is it? You should have put it up of
Speaker 3: the microphone that covered it up.
Speaker 2: I need to have fun ring tone, So I just
Speaker 2: mind just rings like a phone.
Speaker 3: I've got.
Speaker 2: I know somebody who's got a goat screaming as a
Speaker 2: ring tone, and every time their phone rings it about me.
Speaker 2: That's a terrible idea. God, you're couldn't give somebody a
Speaker 2: heart attack. I didn't even know you can still download
Speaker 2: ring tones.
Speaker 4: I thought, Yeah, I've had this one for a minute. Here,
Speaker 4: hang on, here it does.
Speaker 8: Your phone is rigging, and it's rigging.
Speaker 3: It's spectacular.
Speaker 7: Fish and I just have to say, the greatest ring
Speaker 7: the world.
Speaker 3: Has ever seen.
Speaker 7: And on the other end of the phone, who's there.
Speaker 8: You look at the caller ID, we call it caller ID,
Speaker 8: and they say, Ida is racist coller id.
Speaker 1: It could be a credit card scam, or it could
Speaker 1: be a car warranty, or it could be on the
Speaker 1: other end of the phone the greatest president the world
Speaker 1: has ever seated.
Speaker 3: Now, I see why you hit the red X. It
Speaker 3: was on for a minute, doesn't it does. That's good.
Speaker 2: That's a good ending.
Speaker 5: Well, I guess that's it.