Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, twenty one,
Speaker 1: Episode two of Darn Dailey's I Guess Day production of
Speaker 1: My Heart Radio. This is the podcast where we take
Speaker 1: a deep dive into American share consciousness. And it is Wednesday,
Speaker 1: January seventeenth, twenty twenty four. Oh you know what that means?
Speaker 1: Of course I do mind. This one is.
Speaker 2: Actually has a registered trademark next to the name because
Speaker 2: it's Pop by the Sailor Man Day.
Speaker 1: Hey pop out, so shout out to him. I guess
Speaker 1: National Classy Day.
Speaker 2: And there's a picture of Betty White. I don't know why,
Speaker 2: but it's just saying like, hey, y'all be classy, treat
Speaker 2: people with compassion Betty White like Deady White. And also
Speaker 2: National Bootleggers Day? Did I say thattin slip? National Bootleggers Day?
Speaker 2: And also National Hot Buttered Drum Day?
Speaker 1: Not the most exciting you are drunk and classy seventeen
Speaker 1: days in this is the day, the international day to
Speaker 1: stop doing dry January. Apparently right, They're like bootleggers and
Speaker 1: hot buttered rum.
Speaker 2: And be classy and just eat a can of spinach
Speaker 2: like Popeye and you're good.
Speaker 1: I was just listened to Oh No, I was reading
Speaker 1: a book that took place in like the early twentieth century.
Speaker 1: I think that's where. But anyways, it was just like
Speaker 1: some guy randomly dropped in a gratuitous Popeye reference. It
Speaker 1: is like, as the new comic character Popeye, the sailor
Speaker 1: Man says, I am what I am? I was just like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? But then I realized, like that must
Speaker 1: have been just the hot shit like pop culture at
Speaker 1: the moment, right right right, everyone was Popeye great?
Speaker 2: Did you ever like I remember in school we got
Speaker 2: in trouble for singing a lyrically modified version of pop
Speaker 2: by the sailor Man positt.
Speaker 1: Ring of a hop by the sailor Man. They've been a.
Speaker 2: Garbage camp, garbage camp, I go to the movies, I
Speaker 2: touch all the boobies hoop.
Speaker 1: By the sailor Man. That's I remember.
Speaker 3: We got a like yo, knock that shit off, Like
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. An older kid told us this shit. It's
Speaker 3: the place where you go to touch all the movies,
Speaker 3: the movies, the movies, and you live in a garbage can.
Speaker 1: That's true when you're middle school. Uh, my name is
Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien, aka where your mother where your daddy, Tella
Speaker 1: Tubbies in the alley, Baja Blast when in need, want
Speaker 1: some coke, have some cheese. You know, we we talk trends.
Speaker 1: Yours boys full of piss, Where your plumpers?
Speaker 4: Men?
Speaker 1: That one's courtesy of Locaroni on the Discord, And I'm
Speaker 1: thrilled to be joined as always by my co host
Speaker 1: mister Miles Grass Miles Gray.
Speaker 2: I'm no longer jet Lag Joe Namath because my sleep
Speaker 2: patterns they're under control. So please welcome the return of
Speaker 2: the Lord of Lakers and himself hit Dyo Nojo aka
Speaker 2: experimental visual artist and podcaster your boy Kusama, Thank you
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 1: I'm motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: And the baby is on his normal sleep schedule as well,
Speaker 2: So we're winning in every fucking apartment.
Speaker 1: That takes a while, doesn't it. My kids just got
Speaker 1: on their normal sleep schedule from just going to the
Speaker 1: East Coast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Friday night was like he was up to like
Speaker 2: eleven thirty.
Speaker 1: He's like, so what are we doing? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I was up about no well, Miles. We thrilled to
Speaker 1: be joined in our third and fourth seats by the
Speaker 1: host of season three of Beauty Translated, Yes a podcast
Speaker 1: that celebrates the trans experience and has a lot of
Speaker 1: fun along the way. Please welcome Carmen Laurent and Janey Danger.
Speaker 1: We're returning champions.
Speaker 5: Scord was so kind to us last time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they really so great.
Speaker 5: It's rare when I get like exposed to a big
Speaker 5: audience and and people say nice things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we try and put out the good vibe, so
Speaker 2: you know, we're not talking that ship.
Speaker 1: Hopefully we have people who are you know, they're they're.
Speaker 5: Y'all give us some shooters. We appreciate they said, uh.
Speaker 1: They said, you didn't suck up yet they have the
Speaker 1: next appearance going.
Speaker 5: Oh, for real, we need the BT army because we'd
Speaker 5: be talking that ship. We need to have the shooters
Speaker 5: to back up the insane things that we said both
Speaker 5: online and.
Speaker 1: The Yeah, they will come.
Speaker 2: You know, that's just just be just put out your
Speaker 2: honest self and then let that attract the other like
Speaker 2: people and then yeah, when people start playing for audiences,
Speaker 2: shit gets weird.
Speaker 5: For real. I've had an interesting few weeks on the internet.
Speaker 5: I had like two like big viral posts and one
Speaker 5: of them got like an overwhelmingly positive response that I
Speaker 5: didn't expect and then another one got an overwhelmingly negative
Speaker 5: response that I didn't expect.
Speaker 7: I was like, oh my god, on the internet, yeah,
Speaker 7: I believe it or not experience on X formerly known
Speaker 7: as Twitter believe it or not not in this house.
Speaker 6: I hate that. I hate that Twitter isn't it's the
Speaker 6: artist formerly known as like Era.
Speaker 1: I hate, well that was hold. We believe it's still Twitter.
Speaker 5: I had some friends that like kept like preventing it
Speaker 5: from like updating it so they could still have the bird.
Speaker 5: And now it's gone. No one can have the bird anymore.
Speaker 6: I have that horrible Eastern European porn app.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah it does. It does look like that.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, definitely designed the logo too, like like
Speaker 1: it just looks like absolute ship.
Speaker 5: It looks like it's comparable to like the middle school s,
Speaker 5: you know, like like the s that you drew in
Speaker 5: middle school.
Speaker 1: Like he was definitely doodling that in fucking social studies class.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the equivalent of he's like, mom, do we
Speaker 1: have a ruler?
Speaker 5: Do we have another rulers? Two lines?
Speaker 1: Actually three rulers to do.
Speaker 5: He's been like obsessed with the letter X like the
Speaker 5: whole career. It's it's a very like middle school thing.
Speaker 5: Like it's like the letter X. It sounds so cool.
Speaker 6: I mean, his whole persona is very middle school, like
Speaker 6: the jacket of the hair plugs. All middle schoolers with
Speaker 6: hair plugs.
Speaker 1: That's the one place that I actually defend Ela Musk.
Speaker 1: I don't think he got hair plugs. I think he
Speaker 1: just grew that ship back through. I don't know fanboy
Speaker 1: so so out there that he was like, I'll tell you, no,
Speaker 1: that's not that's not hair plugs.
Speaker 6: Actually those are all tell you how he did it astrogen.
Speaker 5: It is possible that he's on some like variants of
Speaker 5: like Donkey testosterone, but like the uber rich people can
Speaker 5: get to like grow their hairs.
Speaker 6: Like Brian Johnson is like about to make.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I love that guy.
Speaker 1: Stars. I want them to fight Elon Musk and Brian Johnson.
Speaker 5: We need mother to save us.
Speaker 8: Mother.
Speaker 1: Brian, Wait, Brian Johnson is Mother's okay.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Brian Johnson is the rich guy who's trying to
Speaker 6: make himself the.
Speaker 1: Age by penis taking a little bit of estrogen.
Speaker 6: Yeahs he is.
Speaker 5: Taking Yeah, he is like micro does saying estrogen. I
Speaker 5: can see it in his breasts, like I can see it.
Speaker 5: Any picture where he takes his shirt off, I'm like,
Speaker 5: those are female nipples. You can't you can't fool me.
Speaker 5: I know that soft.
Speaker 1: He was using his son as a bloodbag at one point.
Speaker 5: Yes, that was a Peter teel In too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's rip off Teels whole fucking sweat man.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well he's doing it in like a in a gayer,
Speaker 5: in a in a slayer way. I have toiate a
Speaker 5: little buff.
Speaker 6: I mean she matches her nails to her her blouses.
Speaker 5: She really does look so like if she like or
Speaker 5: I'm missing he like dressed like a little feminine, like
Speaker 5: he would like pass like he like literally looks like
Speaker 5: so like soft and like supple as a man. Why
Speaker 5: are you looking supple?
Speaker 1: I think he's pulling it off. Brian Johnson fashion.
Speaker 5: Elon looks like ship. Elon looks like a fucking like
Speaker 5: elden Ring mob like. No, Elon looks like he would
Speaker 5: deal like death blight damage to you if you are
Speaker 5: like it's too close to his vicinity.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, but Brian Johnson serving fish.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Brian Johnson looks like an elden Ring
Speaker 5: NPC that like sells you like the good sorceries right
Speaker 5: right right right, Like he looks like he will grant
Speaker 5: you a crown when you finish his tragic quest line.
Speaker 5: You have to like drive like an ancient steak through
Speaker 5: his heart. He's like a gimmick fight that like he
Speaker 5: kills you in five minutes if you don't do like
Speaker 5: the exact like platforming.
Speaker 2: Right, well, that's why, Hey, that's what you gotta watch
Speaker 2: Janie's YouTube channel where you learn all the secrets to
Speaker 2: take down these obscure bosses.
Speaker 5: I did make a TikTok video where it was like
Speaker 5: my elden Ring guide for today, and it's like today's
Speaker 5: guide is coming out to your parents.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we're going to get to know you
Speaker 1: both a little bit better in a moment. First, a
Speaker 1: couple of things we're talking about. Nikki Hayley. We're going
Speaker 1: to talk about her after you know, she's got New
Speaker 1: Hampshire coming up. She came in third in Iowa and
Speaker 1: is spinning that as a win.
Speaker 5: Girl power, yes, girl bossing.
Speaker 1: We Also, we do have to get to this eBay
Speaker 1: story today. Okay. One of the wildest fucking things we've
Speaker 1: ever seen on the dot. I know, make it scientological.
Speaker 5: I don't know what, y'all. I haven't looked at the
Speaker 5: news and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this one, this one's coming back rud r JM. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this one came back around and pretty wild. But before
Speaker 1: we get to any of it, Carmen Janey, we do
Speaker 1: like to ask our guests, what is something from your
Speaker 1: search history?
Speaker 6: Well, the thing that's actually at the top of my
Speaker 6: search history is my own name. That's embarrassing, So we're
Speaker 6: gonna go on. I was googling myself to find my
Speaker 6: look book from when I was sixteen, by the way,
Speaker 6: and I couldn't find it because I think the look
Speaker 6: book is no longer around, but if anyone finds it,
Speaker 6: let me know. And Okay, the other thing I actually have.
Speaker 6: I was watching Escape from La last night. So of
Speaker 6: course when you watching movie, you google the movie you're watching, right,
Speaker 6: so that you read about it the whole time you're
Speaker 6: watching it. And uh, it sucks, that movie, fucking it's
Speaker 6: so bad. I love Escape from New.
Speaker 5: York, right, Yeah, Escape from New York rules.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I loved it. So I was like, I was like,
Speaker 6: my boyfriend is like dying from like the flu or
Speaker 6: something under like nine hundred blankets so I was like, well,
Speaker 6: I can't find Escape from New York for free, so
Speaker 6: let's watch Escape from La And.
Speaker 1: It feels like a fever dream where you're dying.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, and it really was. I felt like the
Speaker 6: daughter in the electric chair at the end.
Speaker 5: The scene when he's surfing is so sick.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It wasn't like through the La River.
Speaker 1: I saw that ship in theaters like because of the
Speaker 1: because of the surfing on the La River, Like I
Speaker 1: think that was in the trailer, and I was like, yes, please.
Speaker 1: It was like the trailer promised what I Escape from
Speaker 1: New York crossed with like teenage mutant Ninja Turtle to Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just like over the top, cartooning fun and it
Speaker 1: was just yeah, it.
Speaker 6: Didn't Unfortunately, that was the best part of the movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just remember.
Speaker 2: I still like, I haven't seen the movie in years,
Speaker 2: but I do remember that one of the last lines
Speaker 2: is right because Snake Plisken just dead's all the technology
Speaker 2: on Earth, and I think she goes he turned off
Speaker 2: the world, you know, on my mind, I was like, yo' shit,
Speaker 2: that was twelve when that movie came out.
Speaker 1: I was in ninety six or something. I was like, yo, bro,
Speaker 1: he fucking turned off the fucking world. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: never come back. All of these are ideas that could
Speaker 1: be in a good movie. Something about the movie.
Speaker 5: That's also how They Live end basically like he just
Speaker 5: like explodes the like system. That's like like he basically
Speaker 5: turns off his.
Speaker 6: I have not seen They Live.
Speaker 5: They Live is a lot better.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 5: The first is like amazing, this is so good.
Speaker 2: It's wild to look at the soundtrack, like the acts
Speaker 2: that are on the soundtrack, like these kind of makes sense.
Speaker 2: Tool White song, Yeah, it kills Ministry, sex Pod, death Tones,
Speaker 2: Torri Amos.
Speaker 5: Trent Reznor's girlfriends in the nineties. If I'm not mistake?
Speaker 5: Oh really yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh ship dude, what flake girl?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, it's professional widow is the toris? Okay?
Speaker 6: That is amazing. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It was on that judgment night Ship where it was
Speaker 1: like Tori Amos but like with some fucking heavy metal guitars.
Speaker 6: Maybe, Okay, Well, can I talk about the craziest part
Speaker 6: of the movie is Pam Greer plays a trance woman.
Speaker 5: Really, I don't remember that.
Speaker 6: Oh my god. I was like, That's when I started
Speaker 6: getting annoyed with the movie because they like had her
Speaker 6: voice had p Greer's voice like under like some sort
Speaker 6: of like.
Speaker 5: A girlfriend from yes, like under some sort of filter.
Speaker 6: And I'm like, wow, Pam Grey looks stunning, but oh
Speaker 6: my god, Like did they have to put that voice
Speaker 6: filter on her?
Speaker 1: They're like, no, that ain't that's car Jack Malone.
Speaker 2: Car Jack Malone jack car Jack Malone character.
Speaker 1: Wow, yes, and now that's her she lost Palmus.
Speaker 6: Yes exactly, And I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: I got a black guss name name is that too?
Speaker 6: I was not prepared for a trans character in this
Speaker 6: in this horrible movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, done dirty? Like that right? Janey was something Premiere
Speaker 1: search history.
Speaker 5: Ship dude, I got, like, I don't. I don't have
Speaker 5: anything as spicy as last time. I got an English
Speaker 5: Spanish translator pizza near me. I was looking up what
Speaker 5: standard time was.
Speaker 6: I found Jennie texts me today at eleven thirty while
Speaker 6: I'm at my laser appointment. She's like, I'm here, what's
Speaker 6: going on where? I'm like, it's eleven thirty pst.
Speaker 2: Jamie, Okay, so what more context?
Speaker 5: Come on? I don't know the whole Also, uh yeah,
Speaker 5: I found a white pill on the ground at my parents' house.
Speaker 5: I was trying to see what drink hyde your coat on?
Speaker 1: It was, Oh, yeah, just a mystery pill was seven
Speaker 1: for Google. Yeah, Mytory pill.
Speaker 5: Googling a lot of elden Ring. Try I'm playing elden
Speaker 5: Ring again. I'm trying to do some of the quests
Speaker 5: I didn't do last time. A lot of that. Do
Speaker 5: dragons take bleed damage? That's they do?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 5: There, I guess One interesting thing was I've been I
Speaker 5: started watching the show The Curse on Showtime, the new
Speaker 5: Nathan Fielders Show, and I told my boyfriend that it's
Speaker 5: like improvised like that. It's like it's like it's like
Speaker 5: Kurby Enthusiasm, where like there's a script, but like all
Speaker 5: the dialogues improvised. And He's like, no, the fuck it's not.
Speaker 5: And I was like, no, I swear I read it somewhere,
Speaker 5: and I was trying to find where I read it,
Speaker 5: and I think I made it up. And I can't
Speaker 5: really confirm if I actually ye read if I actually
Speaker 5: did read that somewhere or not.
Speaker 2: I say on this show, is that yeah, just off
Speaker 2: the strength of my male confidence.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, straight up? Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then I got it and then I like, occasionally
Speaker 2: I humble myself to like my partner, I'd be like, yo, okay,
Speaker 2: so I was so fucking wrong about this earlier, like
Speaker 2: you were right by even questioning it, because even though
Speaker 2: you didn't look for it, I tried to find the
Speaker 2: evidence and I could not find it.
Speaker 1: So that was in my head.
Speaker 5: I'm like, actually, like crazy, so like I really can't.
Speaker 5: I don't feel like I should apologize because I did.
Speaker 5: It's very possible I did read that in my mind
Speaker 5: palace somewhere.
Speaker 1: Right right right, yeah, yeah, in the mind power.
Speaker 5: I'm not lying, and I'm also not wrong even if
Speaker 5: I gave wrong information.
Speaker 1: I'm not like, oh, I like that nothing. This is
Speaker 1: something Trump is doing in court right now. As your lawyer, Jenny,
Speaker 1: I would I would just ask the advice that you
Speaker 1: continue along that path. Do not admit anything, no matter what.
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break, we'll come back. We'll do
Speaker 1: some overrated, underrated. We'll be right back and we're back,
Speaker 1: And Jennie, what is something you think is overrated?
Speaker 5: Okay, So I've toyed around this one for a while
Speaker 5: because last time we were on here, I think we
Speaker 5: pissed off a lot of people because I said women.
Speaker 5: But I wrote down something that's going to piss off
Speaker 5: even more people. I wrote being goth, and I want
Speaker 5: I want to explain myself a little bit. I think
Speaker 5: that I think that goth is in my brain. It's
Speaker 5: like being straight edge, where like if you if you
Speaker 5: like just don't drink, like that's fine. Like if you're
Speaker 5: like just sober, I think that's that's cool. But if
Speaker 5: you're like, no, I am straight edge, like that's my identity,
Speaker 5: I think that's lame. So I think that anytime someone like,
Speaker 5: I don't know. I think that anytime someone is like
Speaker 5: overly like performative about their identity, I find it very grating.
Speaker 5: And when people are like like, yeah, I like I
Speaker 5: am a goth, I'm.
Speaker 6: Like me or convincing yourself.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like I mean, I see that your black lipstick
Speaker 5: is crooked, so you didn't really have to tell me that,
Speaker 5: But I see that you're you're dressed like one of
Speaker 5: the dead members of Mayhem's.
Speaker 1: Wow go wrong? You recently?
Speaker 5: Who know? I have God friends and they're hot and cool,
Speaker 5: and I think that's awesome.
Speaker 1: But you tell them you're like yo, but you too, God?
Speaker 1: What's the equivalent of being like a sober person who
Speaker 1: doesn't like make it their whole personality for goth, just
Speaker 1: like being someone who embraces human death and mortality without
Speaker 1: making it their whole makeup stuff.
Speaker 5: I think I think those as just like a more
Speaker 5: kind of like I think honestly, it's sort of like
Speaker 5: when I see someone that is wearing shorts on a
Speaker 5: really cold day, Like I'm like, what the fuck are
Speaker 5: you doing? You are visibly uncomfortable and it's pissing me off.
Speaker 5: It's like when I see someone on like me Tuesday,
Speaker 5: in the middle of the day with like chains all
Speaker 5: over their body and it looks like this like hours
Speaker 5: to do their makeup and everything. I'm like, you don't
Speaker 5: have to do all this, Like you can just wear
Speaker 5: like a little bit of like you know, spooky like
Speaker 5: like dramatic eyeshadow and just kind of like a black
Speaker 5: dress or whatever, right, And I think that that's practical.
Speaker 5: I don't think you need to dress like you're in
Speaker 5: like a New Metal nineties rays, like when you're going
Speaker 5: to like a fucking Applebee. It's like that to me
Speaker 5: is like you're signaling too much. And I just it's
Speaker 5: something that bothers me. It's like you look uncomfortable, like
Speaker 5: you can do less and get the same point across. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Got Yeah.
Speaker 2: My partner she hates when I wear a full Lakers
Speaker 2: uniform out there like to eat and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: but they're playing and I gotta let people know. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you have noodle arms and they don't look on the
Speaker 2: tank top and I'm like, it doesn't matter. This is Lebron,
Speaker 2: this is Lebron. Yeah, okay, yeah, I get that.
Speaker 1: My wife when I wear a full Dodger's uniform with
Speaker 1: the stirrups, yeah, pants and everything, I know, and you're
Speaker 1: not cleats and not even the coach of our kids
Speaker 1: little league team I want to trap on and everything. Yeah, yeah, oversize.
Speaker 5: You know they played the movie Cruising at the Plaza
Speaker 5: like last year, and if you don't know, that's a
Speaker 5: movie where like al Pacino is like an undercover cop
Speaker 5: and he has to tend to be like a gay like.
Speaker 6: Movies every time we come on, did we last time?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: We talked about what is Yeah, but Albacina is like
Speaker 5: he goes in like the underground, like gay, like leather
Speaker 5: seemed to like catch a murderer, and I dressed up
Speaker 5: in like full like leather gear to like see the movie,
Speaker 5: and I thought it would be like fun and it
Speaker 5: was uncomfortable and else I felt kind of silly. It's
Speaker 5: just like, but that's just say I'm guilty of this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, right right, But like that's the thing that
Speaker 2: tends to bother us. Like that bothers us about other
Speaker 2: people are things that we see in ourselves too in
Speaker 2: some way, So that's true.
Speaker 1: What is something that you guys think is underrated?
Speaker 6: I came up with one on the spot. Okay, I'm
Speaker 6: gonna say underrated being concerned for other people's well being
Speaker 6: out on the street, so going, it's cold as fuck outside,
Speaker 6: as I say, it is colder than a witch's titty
Speaker 6: and a brass braw right now. Okay, I know I'm
Speaker 6: getting old because I went to Asheville last week and
Speaker 6: I saw a girl, a young girl probably seventeen eighteen,
Speaker 6: wearing a tank top and shorts and it was thirty
Speaker 6: degrees outside, and I was angry. I was ranting about
Speaker 6: it in the car. I was like angry. I was
Speaker 6: like to my boyfriend, I'm like, I know that girl
Speaker 6: is fucking cold. I know she's cold, and like.
Speaker 2: Right, I she's not yet. She didn't grow up North
Speaker 2: of the wall a wild link you can hang with
Speaker 2: that kind of temperature seat. Wait, is it is that
Speaker 2: purely because she's like trying to look cute.
Speaker 6: Yes, And I just it's always young people. I'm feeling
Speaker 6: old now because it's I'm thirty, but I'm like, wow,
Speaker 6: it's always young people. They don't have enough money for coats.
Speaker 6: We need to start giving young people money to buy,
Speaker 6: to buy coats. You know, they're not buying. They're spending
Speaker 6: their money on drugs and fast and whatever else, hit clips,
Speaker 6: whatever else they're buying.
Speaker 1: And I'm just taking this down so that I can
Speaker 1: talk to my fellow old people about it. But they
Speaker 1: need these dang kids to start buying.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're buying skibbitty toilets.
Speaker 2: Yeah they're over leveraged in skibbty toilets or karmie. You
Speaker 2: just got to start cruising around those like emergency reflective blankets. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that fold up real good. You're like, hey, you know what,
Speaker 2: let me just hook you up. Just turn that into
Speaker 2: like a shawl or something.
Speaker 1: I just take it, just take it.
Speaker 5: I like the idea of someone that's like freezing on
Speaker 5: the sidewalk and you're like, aren't you cold? And they
Speaker 5: like turn to you and they show you like that
Speaker 5: they've bought like every like Fortnite skin.
Speaker 1: We're good here, uncomfortable, I see, just find it. Yet
Speaker 1: the drip keeps me warm. That's right, unless they're for Massachusetts.
Speaker 1: If it's meant that that's just Massachusetts culture being like
Speaker 1: wearing shorts. Yeah, degree, I.
Speaker 2: Remember seeing that in being upset though too. As a
Speaker 2: California I'm like, you're really wearing fucking flip flops and
Speaker 2: shorts right now?
Speaker 1: Like three Okay.
Speaker 6: It's almost like offensive, like you're trying to like show
Speaker 6: off right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, I think it might be because we're from
Speaker 5: the South and when we see like someone it's very
Speaker 5: it's like that fucking Yankee they get hypothermia.
Speaker 1: And yeah, they die from goosebumps on their legs. You
Speaker 1: think I forgot that sum made Georgia? Howe? You think
Speaker 1: I forgot that doctor?
Speaker 5: We have to amputate him below the.
Speaker 1: Shorts, Jennie, What is something you think is underaged? All right?
Speaker 5: I wrote I wrote down two things, but I think
Speaker 5: I want to go with the more fun one that
Speaker 5: I like talking about, and that is sex scenes and movies.
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, because I'm a pervert and I like, I
Speaker 5: like watching them and it's I think it's cool. I
Speaker 5: rewatched I rewatched the Date. I actually bought it on
Speaker 5: Criterion because I had a Borne's Noble gift card from
Speaker 5: Secret Samma. Ok. The movie Crash, the David Cernenberg movie,
Speaker 5: and I kind of it's been a while since the
Speaker 5: scene and I forgot that, like every fucking other scene
Speaker 5: of that movie is a gratuitous and pervy, aberrant sex scene.
Speaker 5: And it's a beautiful film, and it like really like
Speaker 5: I don't know, like I think it's very I was
Speaker 5: thinking to myself, how funny it is that a lot
Speaker 5: of people that are like ostensibly like like leftist or
Speaker 5: like pro like queer, pro, disabled, pro, all these kind
Speaker 5: of things like ostensibly and they're very uncomfortable with the
Speaker 5: portrayals of like sex in movies. And I find what
Speaker 5: I find interesting is that like if you had a
Speaker 5: bit of media literacy, like good sex scenes like convey
Speaker 5: so much about characters in movies that like you don't
Speaker 5: always get from like other like means of like storytelling
Speaker 5: and I feel like Crash is very interesting portrayal of
Speaker 5: that because it like says so much about like aberrant
Speaker 5: sexuality and liberatory sex and like polyamorous sex and queer
Speaker 5: sex and like, I don't know, I just think it's awesome.
Speaker 5: And I think if people could put down their prudishness
Speaker 5: for a minute then get late, they could they could
Speaker 5: appreciate I don't know, a lot of a lot of
Speaker 5: really beautiful cinema that they're at.
Speaker 2: So yeah, we always talk about how the movies are
Speaker 2: less and less horny these days.
Speaker 5: It's it's so sad to me, it's true because in
Speaker 5: the nineties, there was, like in early two thousands, like
Speaker 5: there was like a whole genre of like erotic thrillers,
Speaker 5: like like like like really the last like movie I
Speaker 5: think that I've seen in the mainstream that like it's
Speaker 5: selling point was its eroticism was like Fifty Shades of Gray, right,
Speaker 5: And that movie sucks. Yeah, and maybe also maybe Saltburn
Speaker 5: and that movie also sucks. So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I just think it's sad to me that, like I
Speaker 5: think that that's like a bygone era because I don't know,
Speaker 5: I think there's just a lot of like beauty, and
Speaker 5: there's a lot of like things that can be like
Speaker 5: studied about the human condition through portrayals of like intimacy
Speaker 5: and film. And it's the history. I'm taking it from us,
Speaker 5: goddamn zoomors.
Speaker 6: I think they stre is too important to ignore too,
Speaker 6: just like the fact that like it took so long
Speaker 6: for sex to even like for the liberation of like
Speaker 6: free sex and all of that free love whatever to
Speaker 6: like be preyed on on like mainstream movies and stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and like the Hayes Code and like all of that,
Speaker 5: Like how much I've had to be like like inferred
Speaker 5: and like I don't know, like it's it's just it's
Speaker 5: such an inherently like reactionary thing. Like I'm always going
Speaker 5: to be like pro art in like almost any form.
Speaker 5: I'm always going to be like for the medium of art,
Speaker 5: and I'm always going to defend it. So it just
Speaker 5: always like will like always piss me off when people
Speaker 5: like try to make arguments like that. And it's like
Speaker 5: every fucking week on Twitter you have like some like
Speaker 5: like nineteen year old yeah who hasn't like who's like
Speaker 5: seen like four movies. And it's like I think sex
Speaker 5: scenes are uncomfortable and unnecessary in.
Speaker 6: Right with an anime profile picture.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like watch better movies, like I don't know,
Speaker 5: tell you like.
Speaker 6: I wanted to say, uh oh, well, totally unrelated, but Jamie,
Speaker 6: we have got to watch a Body of Evidence together.
Speaker 6: My favorite erotic thriller.
Speaker 1: Have you seen?
Speaker 5: Have you seen Body Double? And there's also Body Heat,
Speaker 5: which are two other erotic.
Speaker 9: Movie erotic thrillers with Body Body of Evidence is Madonna
Speaker 9: and Willem Dafoe and Let's go Madonna pours hot wax
Speaker 9: on Willem Dafoe.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it is such a horny hot movie. Like
Speaker 6: there's a scene where Madonna is like at an acupuncturist
Speaker 6: and like Willem Dafoe is like jerking it to like
Speaker 6: Madonna naked on this acupuncturist table with yes with the
Speaker 6: needles in okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, spacial expressions were not freaking in that scene.
Speaker 5: Have you seen Crash?
Speaker 6: I haven't, but I talked about it. It's the one
Speaker 6: about cart Yeah, it's Esfortunately.
Speaker 1: In this household, the only Crash that we acknowledge is
Speaker 1: Best Picture Winner. That should actually be one of the
Speaker 1: things on that original like in this house, we believe
Speaker 1: that only crash, the only.
Speaker 6: Crash, the one where they all a cart that and
Speaker 6: they cross out the thing that says no human.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's not what that signs for. But okay, ye,
Speaker 1: thank you, not that one. Yeah, just like I like
Speaker 1: ala carte intersectionality.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: Should we get into the news. Yeah, as we talked
Speaker 1: about yesterday, is trending Trump one big in Iowa, Iowa. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Nikki Hale came in third, which you know, came
Speaker 1: in okay, but he had like gone Ronan, he had
Speaker 1: gone in big, being like we're gonna come. We're either
Speaker 1: gonna win or come very close to winning. And he
Speaker 1: got beat pretty badly. So people are reading this as
Speaker 1: an l for his campaign. Nile is trying to spin
Speaker 1: it as a win has gone mile.
Speaker 2: She's saying it's a two horse race. I think after
Speaker 2: like it's clear that this is down to be two candidates.
Speaker 2: And I think she's saying because of the work she's
Speaker 2: done in North or in New Hampshire and then her
Speaker 2: home state of South Carolina, She's like, yeah, I got this,
Speaker 2: Like they're definitely into my candidacy and probably have already
Speaker 2: completely forgotten that I memory hold the entire American Civil War.
Speaker 1: So I think we're good because I didn't bother them anyway.
Speaker 5: I'll be honest. I think Nikki Haley, just like from
Speaker 5: the conservative perspective, I think she is a more viable
Speaker 5: candidate than Rond de Santas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, I think it's proving to be.
Speaker 5: I think I think Ron DeSantis is extremely repellent. And
Speaker 5: I mean, like as far as like conservative candidates go,
Speaker 5: like this is all, this is all so superfluous, it's
Speaker 5: gonna be Trump the only thing that could maybe prevented
Speaker 5: as some of the legal stuff. Right, But assuming that
Speaker 5: there's another person in the in the running, I think
Speaker 5: that they're gonna need kind of a more like moderate
Speaker 5: like vote at least to like make any like headway.
Speaker 5: And I don't think they're gonna get that through Rond DeSantis,
Speaker 5: but they maybe could through Nicky Hayley.
Speaker 1: Yeah maybe.
Speaker 2: And she's also she's polished and like she's likable in
Speaker 2: that sense that she knows how to get people to
Speaker 2: like her.
Speaker 1: Rond DeSantis does not know how to know.
Speaker 5: He doesn't know how to add like a human being,
Speaker 5: Like he does.
Speaker 1: Not smile debates are like some of the greatest just
Speaker 1: I don't know, human specimens of like just discomfort and
Speaker 1: like unnatural swirming in the face of like attention. It
Speaker 1: is like it does tap into something about like how
Speaker 1: I feel when I'm like walking in front of people
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh God, they're looking at what I'm
Speaker 1: doing with my hands, aren't they.
Speaker 5: It triggers like your fight or flight when you see it,
Speaker 5: like I don't know, it gives you like this like
Speaker 5: lizard brain feeling like like.
Speaker 1: Is this an act of violence against me?
Speaker 5: I'm not sure how technically it is.
Speaker 1: Social violence.
Speaker 2: So Micky Haley, I think she's very much now she's
Speaker 2: flexing her like conservative hypocrisy muscles because I think it's
Speaker 2: kill meat on like Fox and Friends did a soft
Speaker 2: bopy like.
Speaker 1: People are saying this is a racist country. Do you
Speaker 1: what do you think about America? Is it a racist country?
Speaker 2: And Nikki Hayley, Wow, you swung for the fences and
Speaker 2: really fucking crushed this one.
Speaker 6: Can't wait to hear this.
Speaker 5: Are you a racist party? Are you involved in a
Speaker 5: racist party?
Speaker 10: No, We're not a racist country, Brian. We've never been
Speaker 10: a racist country. Our goal is to make sure that
Speaker 10: today is better than yesterday. Are we perfect? No, But
Speaker 10: our goal is to always make sure we try and
Speaker 10: be more perfect if every day that we hand I
Speaker 10: know I faced racism when I was growing up. They
Speaker 10: can tell you today is a lot better than it
Speaker 10: was then.
Speaker 4: Our goal is.
Speaker 3: To lift up everybody.
Speaker 10: It did not go and divide people on race or gender,
Speaker 10: or party or anything else. We've had enough of that
Speaker 10: in America. That's why I'm so passionate about doing this.
Speaker 10: I don't want my kids growing up where they're sitting
Speaker 10: there thinking that their disadvantage because of a color or
Speaker 10: a gender. I want them to know that if they
Speaker 10: work hard, they can't anything.
Speaker 1: Terms and terms and conditions do apply to that statement.
Speaker 5: And all right, I think, I mean she's kind of
Speaker 5: like there, Elizabeth Warren in like so many ways because
Speaker 5: she's like very like she's only going to be there
Speaker 5: as kind of like a spoiler to any other candidates.
Speaker 5: And she also is pretending to be a different race
Speaker 5: or I thought, I forgot what that is. She pretending
Speaker 5: to be Native America?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, indigenous blow or whatever, And people
Speaker 2: were like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought she was Elizabeth Warm would make a
Speaker 5: great like Felma and Louise Style.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh my god, Well, I was gonna say, what
Speaker 6: really alarmed? I mean, not alarmed me about Nikki Haley,
Speaker 6: but whatever, I'm not. I'm not like scared of bird
Speaker 6: or anything. But I did see a clip of her
Speaker 6: talking about abortion and whatever, and she's really trying to
Speaker 6: feminize the Republican stance on Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll be honest though, like I think that that's
Speaker 5: probably kind of smart, like I feel.
Speaker 6: And that's why I saying that scares me, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is such a like it's their biggest like
Speaker 5: losing issue by like a long shot, and I feel
Speaker 5: like the best chance they have at like getting like
Speaker 5: a broader coalition is by just biting the bullet and
Speaker 5: being like, yeah, well, rovers ways little all of the lands.
Speaker 5: And I've been kind of like curious like to see,
Speaker 5: like who's going to do it first, and I guess
Speaker 5: it would make sense.
Speaker 2: Well, she's like she's definitely backed off of being so
Speaker 2: hard line, and she's been like, you know, I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's smart to like to keep really thinking
Speaker 2: about this kind of stuff and try to avoid it.
Speaker 1: In that sense, she.
Speaker 6: Also made it like I saw a clip of her
Speaker 6: saying like something about how we need to stop shaming
Speaker 6: people and women for abortion and like we need to
Speaker 6: start and she's like basically alluding to like we need
Speaker 6: to start supporting women and babies, which is like never
Speaker 6: been the Republican stance, and so I'm like.
Speaker 1: I'm like to become babies. It's over. They're babies.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, no fucking way, that just said that. Yeah,
Speaker 11: just say that. But it is wild when she said, like,
Speaker 11: this country has never been racist and be like except for.
Speaker 1: When I experienced racist, a lot of racist in my
Speaker 1: experience as a kid, but that was back then. So
Speaker 1: it's never been that, or just saying and you know,
Speaker 1: and I get it. We're not perfect. So does that
Speaker 1: mean that because there's racist people are having to It's.
Speaker 5: Like, yes, there's liberals. It's not perfect because people are woke.
Speaker 6: Right, If my kids don't know about racism, if they don't,
Speaker 6: if they don't, if I don't tell them about it,
Speaker 6: if they don't hear about it, then then they're just
Speaker 6: gonna be like completely immune to it or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then her kids will be immune to it
Speaker 5: because they're.
Speaker 2: White, well they're rich, yeah, or white passing. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: like for her, you know, she grew up in a
Speaker 2: Sikh Indian family. And it's funny because in her own
Speaker 2: books she talks about all the time the fucking racism
Speaker 2: that her and her family had to experience in South Carolina.
Speaker 2: And she's like, it's a lot better today. And then
Speaker 2: a few reporters like went to her town and like asked, like,
Speaker 2: people like, do you think it's less racist?
Speaker 1: They're like hell no, and moved, those are the racist people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hell no, man, But they said.
Speaker 2: Like in one here quote in one another section of
Speaker 2: a book, Haley recollects how her father was profiled by
Speaker 2: law enforcement due to his turbine, and how her brother
Speaker 2: begged to break with seek tradition to have his haircut
Speaker 2: due to relentless and how at the age of eight,
Speaker 2: she was disqualified from a local beauty pageant due to
Speaker 2: the color of her skin.
Speaker 5: She's making that one up. She was busted.
Speaker 1: It's definitely not become a more friend to be a
Speaker 1: brown person or someone wearing a turban like anywhere in
Speaker 1: this country. Yeah no, Just so what is the story
Speaker 1: with it? So where is her brother today?
Speaker 6: I'm wondering, like.
Speaker 1: I have no idea she doesn't speak to that she's
Speaker 1: a woman.
Speaker 6: I was like, I'm like thinking to myself, wouldn't be
Speaker 6: great if he spoke up and was like fuck that bitch.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I mean that's a classic move to like
Speaker 5: only like like to say like like racism, misogyny, sexism,
Speaker 5: all that like doesn't exist until it like applies to you.
Speaker 5: Like that's a very like old school like conservative thing,
Speaker 5: Like like I like a lot of like Black Republicans
Speaker 5: do this where like they say like we're very far
Speaker 5: past race and like slavery was like four hundred years
Speaker 5: ago and blah blah blah. And then it's like, well
Speaker 5: people are persecuting me because I have these views and
Speaker 5: I'm black, And it's like you can't really like play
Speaker 5: both things like that. You know, It's either it's either
Speaker 5: it doesn't exist, it never exists, it never has exists,
Speaker 5: it never will exist, or like.
Speaker 1: Like this and it manifests in a myriad of ways
Speaker 1: throughout my.
Speaker 5: Life, right yeah, right yeah, or or it does exist
Speaker 5: when it applies to me and my conservative beliefs. Like
Speaker 5: that's like I don't know, that always pisses me off
Speaker 5: and people are like super like anti wokeness and like, yeah, people,
Speaker 5: I don't know, people are so sensitive nowadays. And then
Speaker 5: it's like, well, oh now people are like being like
Speaker 5: I don't know, like you just they just always want
Speaker 5: to have it both ways, like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and truly for this, like when Nikki Haley's like,
Speaker 2: this country has never been racist except for all that
Speaker 2: time when I was a child, and then I stopped
Speaker 2: thinking about it, and then I got a new husband,
Speaker 2: I changed my name, and then I'm good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but it again.
Speaker 2: But again, that's the worldview that the odors want to
Speaker 2: have to because I think it really helps that it
Speaker 2: helps them not have to really contend with actual legitimate
Speaker 2: issues of racism if your.
Speaker 1: Go to arguments. I was like, well, this country was
Speaker 1: never racist. You know.
Speaker 2: It's like a lot of people want to paint this
Speaker 2: country or this brush or whatever, and you're like, okay, yep,
Speaker 2: let's see what you're doing.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take another quick break and we'll be
Speaker 1: right back. And we're back. We're back, and let's let's talk. eBay,
Speaker 1: they've been fined three million dollars by like, so.
Speaker 5: This doesn't sound like that much for it it is.
Speaker 1: It is the maximum that you can be fined for
Speaker 1: what they've done here and then there's probably a civil
Speaker 1: suit pending. But so forced to pay three million dollars
Speaker 1: to resolve criminal charges stemming from several of its former employees,
Speaker 1: charges which include stalking, witness tampering, and obstruction of justice.
Speaker 6: I'm saying, is eBay run by the Church of Scientology?
Speaker 6: What is going on?
Speaker 1: It would appear so basically fair game. Yeah, yeah, So
Speaker 1: the actual crimes happened back in twenty nineteen. If they're
Speaker 1: ever to make a movie of this, like the Social
Speaker 1: Network will look so tame in comparison to this, like
Speaker 1: tech bro horror show. They basically risked it all to
Speaker 1: take down a block. It's like it's like you know
Speaker 1: those movies like Michael Clayton or like The Pelican Brief,
Speaker 1: where like a corporation like starts like assassinating people because
Speaker 1: like for the purposes of profitability the firm, you know,
Speaker 1: Like it's like that, but for the wildest, like most
Speaker 1: inoffensive like low stakes shit. It was. So there's this
Speaker 1: married couple that ran a newsletter called e Commerce Bytes
Speaker 1: bites spelled b y t E s oh, I get it?
Speaker 1: So wait do you do you guys, get it. I
Speaker 1: just want to make sure everybody okay. So it made
Speaker 1: executive Yes, the Swinger got it. Copy. It made them
Speaker 1: so angry, including then CEO David Wennigg and then chief
Speaker 1: Communications officer Steven Weimer, that they like enlisted these like
Speaker 1: six people. They have a head of security and the like,
Speaker 1: which is again like something straight out of those movies
Speaker 1: where it's like, yeah, I handle security for eBay, you
Speaker 1: like your security guard on the yeah.
Speaker 5: No and man on fire yes yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Help I helped solve abstract problems that the company might face.
Speaker 1: Right, So the harassment campaign began after they like this
Speaker 1: head of security reached out to the Steiners, the people
Speaker 1: who ran the blog, and were like, hey, could you
Speaker 1: show the fuck up? And they were like, oh no,
Speaker 1: we you know, we're just an independent blog. We feel
Speaker 1: like we need to speak our truth and so like
Speaker 1: the one of the things that they had pointed out
Speaker 1: on their blog is that the CEO's eighteen million dollar
Speaker 1: salary was one hundred and fifty two times what the
Speaker 1: average worker got, which is like really straightforward.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what the fuck.
Speaker 2: You'll just do it as a company, like, yeah, of
Speaker 2: course I make one hundred fifty two x what the
Speaker 2: worker does.
Speaker 1: So next the security team conspicuously like and specifically, we're like,
Speaker 1: all right, we're going to start a harassment campaign. Watch
Speaker 1: those the eighties team comedy teen comedy Johnny B. Good
Speaker 1: starring Anthony Michael Hall and Robert Downey Junior, in which
Speaker 1: a villainous football coach is pranked with pizza deliveries Harry
Speaker 1: Krishna's and a male stripper. They did homework, so this
Speaker 1: is this is what they took from me. They had
Speaker 1: the pizzas delivered. They were like, that's a killer idea.
Speaker 1: Holy ship. I can't like Apparently they were never in
Speaker 1: middle school.
Speaker 5: I would be like, yummy pizza and someone was really
Speaker 5: thinking about me.
Speaker 1: They also sent a fetal pig, a bloody pig mask,
Speaker 1: live cockroaches, and a book about surviving the loss of
Speaker 1: a spouse along with the funeral wreath. A funeral reath
Speaker 1: with that book is pretty fucking gangster. Yeah. They also
Speaker 1: mailed copies of Hustler, but not so at first You're like, cool,
Speaker 1: thank you to the couple's neighbors with the husband's name
Speaker 1: on it, and then would have done like gay porn.
Speaker 5: That would have been way funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, weekly, And then they posted Craigslist ads with the
Speaker 4: couple's address inviting people over for sexual encounters.
Speaker 6: So they were swingers.
Speaker 5: So that's awesome.
Speaker 2: This is so wild. It's just like I love though
Speaker 2: that for real. The guy was like, Okay, watch Johnny
Speaker 2: be Good. And then like when the pizzas weren't doing it,
Speaker 2: they're like, we gotta go harder. Okay, now let's just
Speaker 2: put up random ads looking for like casual sex to
Speaker 2: be like to talk to the Yeah.
Speaker 5: All right, Johnny be Good didn't watch didn't work. Let's
Speaker 5: watch Saw three. Let's get some more ideas.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean the feud thing was cool, but they ate it, right,
Speaker 2: so we got to come up with something different, something more.
Speaker 1: Their strategy was to make the couple so scared that
Speaker 1: they would then have to turn into eBay to ask
Speaker 1: for help to stop the attacks, thus winning the Steiner's
Speaker 1: confidence and manipulating them into favorable coverage of eBay. So
Speaker 1: like that. At this point, it just sounds like somebody
Speaker 1: did a lot of cocaine or some other stimulant rambled
Speaker 1: for three nights, like thirty six hours in a row,
Speaker 1: and they just like had were cursed. To do everything
Speaker 1: that they came up with in that meeting because.
Speaker 6: And nobody said that's a bad idea, yeah, or like.
Speaker 1: And then they're gonna have to like turn to us
Speaker 1: because like they're gonna be so scared. Imagine they are
Speaker 1: just waiting for them.
Speaker 6: They're gonna be so happy.
Speaker 1: You think you're gonna fucking die.
Speaker 2: And then Hello, what eBay, Oh you can fucking help me, dude,
Speaker 2: Then I fucking love you.
Speaker 1: You fucking seedars.
Speaker 2: The White Knight fucking strategy bro straight out of that
Speaker 2: other fucking movie we just fucking watched.
Speaker 5: Were these people old the people? Because this seems like
Speaker 5: something that would only work on like old people, like
Speaker 5: I like.
Speaker 1: I mean probably when I'm picturing them, they're like forties fifties.
Speaker 1: That is based on absolutely nothing. But they were young
Speaker 1: enough to like catch them when So after all of
Speaker 1: this and their plan was just working perfectly, they then
Speaker 1: decided they had to travel from eBay in I think
Speaker 1: northern California Silicon Valley two, Massachusetts and put a tracker
Speaker 1: on their car and they were spotted and the police
Speaker 1: were contacted. The police called the FBI, and you know
Speaker 1: the rest of it from here. Yeah, So eba security
Speaker 1: team tried to delete evidence and falsefy records to throw
Speaker 1: authorities off the trail. They even considered enlisting a friendly
Speaker 1: in a Bay Area police department to provide falsified security
Speaker 1: camera footage. Seven former eBay employees have been convicted of felonies,
Speaker 1: the former chief communications officer who texted, We're going to
Speaker 1: crush this lady and the former CEO who issued the
Speaker 1: order take her down. We're never charged, of course, because
Speaker 1: it is America, Okay.
Speaker 6: I to scroll back up to double check when the
Speaker 6: dates of these events were. This was eBay well after
Speaker 6: its prime. This is twenty nineteen when virtually I don't
Speaker 6: know anybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it makes sense if it was like they
Speaker 1: were at the just like drunk on power, like when
Speaker 1: they were the only internet baby, they on the Internet.
Speaker 6: So this was in twenty and nineteen that they were
Speaker 6: fighting so hard for eBay, which I don't know, Like
Speaker 6: are they still doing big business these days? I don't know.
Speaker 5: My boyfriend uses it a lot.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, they use it. I know people who showed them. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I find it's funny, Like I used eBay for the
Speaker 2: first time like last year because I was like looking
Speaker 2: for like a pair of pants that they stopped selling
Speaker 2: and lo and behold someone like found them at a
Speaker 2: ross recently. Man, there'll be a mark up, but I'm like, yes,
Speaker 2: give me those cargoes.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 6: Last time I used eBay was to buy some illegal
Speaker 6: Pokemon and have them directly transferred into my Pokemon home.
Speaker 6: Shout out to wait, my illegal pokemon. Yeah, on eBay
Speaker 6: you can buy pokemon and they will. Well, you can't
Speaker 6: mean more because I don't think that are real.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I used because of animals smuggling obviously. Yeah, yeah you
Speaker 1: on a residential property.
Speaker 5: Yeah, miss you have a tent to cruel way to
Speaker 5: see you at the post office.
Speaker 1: Do we need to give it water?
Speaker 6: Do you have an illegal ursa ring, ma'am?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: It just means that all their stats are like super
Speaker 6: like high beyond.
Speaker 5: They're they're like illegal for competitions. They're like illegal to
Speaker 5: play in Pokemon Stadium.
Speaker 6: If I brought them online, I would get my ass.
Speaker 1: Kid.
Speaker 6: I had to poke them on company right right exactly.
Speaker 1: Don't don't let them hold you down like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so Team Rocket was harassing this poor couple, Jesse
Speaker 5: and James.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean this is a.
Speaker 5: That that is very jesse coated to be like, send
Speaker 5: gay porn to their house. We send it off Pizza's James,
Speaker 5: let me examine the gay porn that we send to
Speaker 5: their house.
Speaker 6: Over the James over cross dressed to the prep allow me.
Speaker 5: To cross dress into their home. They're like, how does that?
Speaker 6: They're like, just let me do it, James looking for
Speaker 6: any across dress me.
Speaker 5: I was just like, I don't know, boss, I don't
Speaker 5: know this references. This will take them down for sure.
Speaker 6: I hope, I hope somebody out there does.
Speaker 2: It is wild, though, like you talk about how much,
Speaker 2: like how much money was going around the fucking was
Speaker 2: it the CEO who got like a fucking crazy payment?
Speaker 1: You have a ceo you left was forced to resign
Speaker 1: so got his ass and received a forty million dollars
Speaker 1: severance package and has now got re elected to the
Speaker 1: board of General Motors because, according to the General Motors
Speaker 1: Chief Executive, the regrettable eBay scandal didn't involve any GM businesses.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean the thing, if this is what eBay's
Speaker 5: up to, God, you know what Amazon is like torturing
Speaker 5: people in all of America.
Speaker 6: People in the basement.
Speaker 1: They have black sites all over the U. States. It
Speaker 1: was just like these were the this was the security
Speaker 1: detail that eBay could afford. Like, so that's why they
Speaker 1: got caught. Like they couldn't. They couldn't successfully like drop
Speaker 1: a bug on somebody's car, like a tracking device on
Speaker 1: somebody's car. They were heavy to go to eighties movies, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm mustening like Discogs being like, that's the guy that's
Speaker 5: devaluing my beach house.
Speaker 6: Shout out to Discogs.
Speaker 1: I love Yeah, yeah there was that was a joke.
Speaker 5: I'm not the smirching disccogs. Yeah. Wait, like the CEO
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Speaker 1: Tell them crush them literally fucking raised the home to
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Speaker 5: Oh Jesus, let them know to write a bad review
Speaker 5: about about Schmidt.
Speaker 1: Ever again, in this house, we believe Alexander Payne. That's
Speaker 1: the greatest director.
Speaker 5: Straight up, holdover supremacy.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Shouts out to the Gamadi high.
Speaker 1: Uh, Carmen Janey, Such a pleasure of having you both
Speaker 1: back on the daily Zeit guys, where can people find you?
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Speaker 6: God, I feel like and it's so fast. I don't
Speaker 6: even feel like we covered any news.
Speaker 1: Sorry, now I've got two stories. But that's well. It
Speaker 1: was fun last the memories we made along the way,
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Speaker 1: Yeah, is there a work a media? Y'all have been enjoying?
Speaker 6: God, let me go through my screen.
Speaker 5: I screamed, dude, Yeah, I got it cool and actually
Speaker 5: I came prepared.
Speaker 6: It about mother cunt gushing. No, I know that's the
Speaker 6: mother toyland is it something like that?
Speaker 5: I'm over that. It's way cool.
Speaker 1: I love that for when it well last.
Speaker 5: I just I found these two tweets that are really cool.
Speaker 5: I just want to read them verbatim right now. This
Speaker 5: first one is it reads Adrenochrome Holocaust The Holocaust was
Speaker 5: an adrenochrome harvest in exchange for extraterrestrial technology. And then
Speaker 5: a follow up by miss Rico Angel three three three.
Speaker 5: I'm sixty eight a disabled veteran. My head just blew up.
Speaker 5: The Holocaust was an adrenochrome harvest for alien technology. OMG,
Speaker 5: they are still doing it only to children. The whole
Speaker 5: adrenochrome machine is to feed the aliens. It's for power,
Speaker 5: well and a longer, healthier life, harvesting humanity. Literally, only
Speaker 5: our creator has enough power to help us defeed this evil.
Speaker 5: We must not falter, since we are all connected. Everybody's
Speaker 5: life depends on it. This evil must leave the planet.
Speaker 5: My god willsone. So what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Oh like that? Wow?
Speaker 6: Okay, that's cool cool. My tweet is it's from sorry
Speaker 6: just screamed. It's uh By It's Luke nine eighty nine
Speaker 6: and it says this whole no smoking with kids in
Speaker 6: the vehicle thing is just ridiculous.
Speaker 8: He's he's yeah, the picture of them smoking in the
Speaker 8: car with their kids standing outside in.
Speaker 1: The s.
Speaker 6: But he is dressed warmly. I will say that kid
Speaker 6: is dressed warmly.
Speaker 5: And he's still got all his adrina chrome and his blood,
Speaker 5: so he's fine.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 6: It's harvest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Miles, where can people find you as their working
Speaker 1: media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 5: Oh man?
Speaker 2: Uh find me at Miles of Gray, Twitter, Instagram, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and the like where they got the ad symbols. You
Speaker 2: can also find us on our basketball podcast, Miles and
Speaker 2: Jack got mad Boot with the NBA. And if you
Speaker 2: like ninety day Fiance like I do, then check me
Speaker 2: out on four to twenty day Fiance with Sophia Alexandra.
Speaker 1: Social media post.
Speaker 2: I saw something on TikTok, but I didn't save it,
Speaker 2: so I have to ask my friend what it was.
Speaker 1: So, you know what.
Speaker 2: To just spare everybody that embarrassing thing that I can't procure,
Speaker 2: I will just say, uh, just watch something good, okay,
Speaker 2: watch something that. Watch Escape from l A, Watch Escape
Speaker 2: from La and watch him turn off the world as well.
Speaker 2: We all want David Cronberg and then then watch that,
Speaker 2: then watch Haggis's Crash back to back, and then you
Speaker 2: know every crash every time.
Speaker 1: Jane says, watch Crash by Cronberg to put me saying,
Speaker 1: Paul Haggis over by Paul Hagis, Paul Hagas, did you get.
Speaker 5: The bee Keeper starring.
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 5: And Sam went to see that? It was fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: It looked like a blast.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's really funny.
Speaker 6: Is Jason Stainum?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 6: Wait we can talk about this after the show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jason, I actually wish I brought that up instead
Speaker 5: of the tweet.
Speaker 1: But whatever, Jason, stay.
Speaker 5: Some shouts out to Jason says, yeah.
Speaker 1: Let's see. You can find me on Twitter at Jack
Speaker 1: Underscore O'Brien a tweet I've been enjoying meg at Megan Underscore.
Speaker 1: Lynn tweeted, quote, I was born in the wrong generation. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: if I didn't have Google Maps, i'd kill myself, So now.
Speaker 5: What you'd have? Ways?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, And then Bob rap Rock retweeted. Somebody
Speaker 1: named Cass tweeted they caught a dude jacket at work
Speaker 1: yesterday and he's at work today. That's crazy. And Bob
Speaker 1: Rock retweeted that with a picture of Bruce Springsteen and
Speaker 1: then rewrote it as well, they caught a dude jacket
Speaker 1: at work yesterday. He's better at work today too.
Speaker 5: I'm pro labor. What do you do You think you
Speaker 5: think I want him fired?
Speaker 6: Found the right job for him.
Speaker 1: Yet, that's right. You can find us on Twitter at
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Speaker 1: we link off to the information that we talked about
Speaker 1: in today's episode. So it's a song that we think
Speaker 1: you might enjoy. Miles, what's the song that you think
Speaker 1: people might enjoy?
Speaker 2: I was listening to this track by Antonio Barrett and
Speaker 2: Nice Guys and it's called two Am and it kind
Speaker 2: of has like a modern kind of yacht rocky feel.
Speaker 2: Just something easy, just a little bit, got some got
Speaker 2: some singing, got a full live band behind it.
Speaker 1: Uh, just you know, nothing but just easy gets easy. Man.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not the great, it's not the highest
Speaker 2: form of art, but sometimes you need a little something
Speaker 2: the kind of gets your shoulders bumping, and you do
Speaker 2: whatever you do around the house and just kind of,
Speaker 2: you know, put the audio wallpaper up. So yeah, this
Speaker 2: is two am by Antonio Barrett.
Speaker 1: All right, we will link off to that in the footnote.
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