WEBVTT - The Clueless Plumber

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<v Speaker 1>Elvie Duran in the Morning show. Here's one of our

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<v Speaker 1>world famous phone PRANKSLVI Dan Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember last week there was a big bucket of water

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<v Speaker 2>under the board and Scary said it was in here

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<v Speaker 2>because he needed sound effects for a phone tap. Scary,

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<v Speaker 2>Scary Scary now playing the part of a stupid plumber,

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<v Speaker 2>not a smart plumber, because there are many out there.

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<v Speaker 2>This one's a little stupid anyway. The email coming from

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<v Speaker 2>Alexis is Dear Elvis Durant, We've been having a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of plumbing work done around the house lately. My mom

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<v Speaker 2>and I want a phone tap my dad Ray at

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<v Speaker 2>his office and tell him our toilet is not only

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<v Speaker 2>overflowing here at home, but overflowing outside our home and

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<v Speaker 2>around our neighborhood. That's a bad overflow. Alexa, we hear

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<v Speaker 2>you set up here. Alexa and her mom start the

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<v Speaker 2>call to Ray at his office as Scary Jones plays

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<v Speaker 2>the part of the plumber's son who doesn't know anything

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<v Speaker 2>about plumbing. Let's listen in to today's phone tap. This

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<v Speaker 2>is a mother and a daughter phone tapping Dad.

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<v Speaker 3>I love these Hello, Hi Dad, Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>I just went to the bathroom before and then I

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<v Speaker 4>just flushed it and then it's just like sort of

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<v Speaker 4>over the flowing like crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>What Yeah, it's like yeah, she went to.

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<v Speaker 4>It's going crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>Which one bathroom?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's going crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Waters still going on the floor. Ihed it a second.

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<v Speaker 3>Is the water still coming out right now?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I'm you're getting them right.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me see some mom, Hey, hold on, mom, all

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<v Speaker 2>right here.

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<v Speaker 4>She is here, she is Get.

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<v Speaker 3>Is this the water still falling out right?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? It's so it's bad. I don't know. She went

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<v Speaker 4>to the bathroom and she had a lot of paper

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<v Speaker 4>to get the punger. Where's the plunger in the other bathroom? Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know how to do that. Get the punch

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<v Speaker 4>of today. The plumber's son is here. Get the pun

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<v Speaker 4>of I'm gonna get the plumber. The plumber is here.

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<v Speaker 3>You get that for the sun.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it still coming out? Yes, it's not stopping. Get

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<v Speaker 4>the punja.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen to me. I think the problem is over here

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<v Speaker 3>with this.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to talk to him?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Hello, there's a plunger in the other bathroom. That's

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<v Speaker 3>my life to get it. That'll stop it. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>rising again. Get the plunger. Telling I don't know what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen full pull the cover off the tank. Okay, hold on,

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, the handle fell off, all right, but just

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<v Speaker 4>pull the cover off the tank.

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<v Speaker 1>What is off with this toilet in here? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, come on?

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<v Speaker 4>Shut the water from downstairs in the basement.

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<v Speaker 3>Are here? Take your phone back?

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<v Speaker 4>Your second here? Ray, Yeah, our carpet's all wet. Ray,

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<v Speaker 4>in our bedroom. It's going into the closet.

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<v Speaker 3>How that happen?

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<v Speaker 4>It's flowing out of the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Ray.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, the Torus clause is just the right novelge. He

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't seem to know too much. Ray, Not to way

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<v Speaker 4>there's down the basement. Is the water volnp for the

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<v Speaker 4>main house? You gotta shut it off right away? The

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<v Speaker 4>son of the plumber?

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<v Speaker 2>Ray, I think I accidentally shut your gas off?

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<v Speaker 4>One, Ray, I don't think he knows to me. It's

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<v Speaker 4>not talking, Bro, I don't knows what he's doing. He

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<v Speaker 4>did you shut up and listen to me. Get wrong,

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<v Speaker 4>Listen to me. I don't think he knows what. Stop

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<v Speaker 4>saying that. Listen to me. Yes, under the stairs in

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<v Speaker 4>the basement does a valve?

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<v Speaker 3>Shut it off?

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<v Speaker 4>I can't go down there. Come tell him what to do.

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<v Speaker 4>Shut the valve off under the basement. Okay, why don't

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<v Speaker 4>you listen to me? So he keeps saying, you don't

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<v Speaker 4>know what to do?

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<v Speaker 3>Go down there.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this one's a circuit breaker.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen to me. Under the stairs in the basement, there's

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<v Speaker 4>there's a valve for the whole house. Turn it off.

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<v Speaker 1>Flights are off.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what he's gonna do.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wait, I'm gonna put a left on. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>go run down and see what's going on.

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<v Speaker 3>Good people, Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, this guy is so stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>Shut up.

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<v Speaker 4>He's helping you. Okay, he doesn't have to help you. No,

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<v Speaker 4>we know you understand you anything there?

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<v Speaker 3>Then you shut the water up down.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold, yeah, I shut it off.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's coming out of the toilet like a big

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<v Speaker 2>explosion or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it still coming up?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's coming up and it's brown.

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<v Speaker 3>Holly, go let me speak to her. To you.

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<v Speaker 4>Why wait, you have to calm down. Okay, I have

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<v Speaker 4>to change the down. Calm down for a second.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I pushed the other toilet and now the water is coming.

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<v Speaker 3>Up on that one. Oh my god, oh god.

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<v Speaker 2>The other bathroom is flooding over here.

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<v Speaker 3>Why did he push the toilet in the other room.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, he's not too bright.

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<v Speaker 3>Ray, it's not nice. Okay, he's helping you, Okay, doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>have to help you.

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<v Speaker 4>I think he's making Ah, he's not doing anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>It smells like a sewer in your bathroom and your

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<v Speaker 2>whole house.

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<v Speaker 1>How's the other toilet looking? Town?

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<v Speaker 3>You call the town. I'm gonna call a town.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god. Wait, don't, don't the town.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna find a number right now. Whole on a second, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I need some boots. At this point, I'm soaked. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't understand what the is going on over there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's almost up to my shins.

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<v Speaker 4>Wholl nine one one, and get the fire department over there.

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<v Speaker 3>He has his furniture's ruined. Tan to fire the partment

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<v Speaker 3>and get them over there.

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<v Speaker 2>The wood is warped on.

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<v Speaker 3>There is still coming up.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it's coming up. It's fast and furious. You're kidding me.

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<v Speaker 3>Hop it coming. I'm still fourth. I gonna hold my nose.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so badmore. All right, I'm gonna leave right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm coming home. There's duty everywhere. Wait, wait, mister Sieri.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes you're not. Yes, we are. Your phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 4>You're kidding me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's scary.

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<v Speaker 4>Jones. Oh, you gotta be kidding me. Get you right here.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm happy though, I'm happy.

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