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Speaker 1: Are you leaving?

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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want

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Speaker 2: to be there.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 1: time and aid, termino and gage. We want to send

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Speaker 1: you off in style. We wanna welcome you back home.

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Mal porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do your need

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Speaker 1: do you ride?

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Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 2: a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Coilgariff.

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Speaker 2: We are leaving my house. That's right.

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Speaker 1: Change changing it up on this bright spring.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful, gorgeous day.

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Speaker 1: Just a wonderful day.

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Speaker 2: Pig. It's seventy five again everyone.

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Speaker 3: I mean the at least because I think when I

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Speaker 3: looked early, well this was the valley though it was

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Speaker 3: eighty three.

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Speaker 2: It's been in the eighties. I guess I missed my

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Speaker 2: chance to go snowboarding.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's over. Wave, it's over. No, wait a second.

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Speaker 1: On Thursday it goes down to like sixty one degrees.

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Speaker 2: Or that's great, yep, I still have my sweaters on

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Speaker 2: a hangar.

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Speaker 1: Don't throw anything away yet.

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Speaker 2: No, No, every year I throw away all th sweaters

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Speaker 2: and start over.

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Speaker 1: Don't do it.

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Speaker 2: This is the route I jog. When if I do

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Speaker 2: jog up to and run right here, suddenly is a lesion.

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Speaker 1: Park where you left your pumpkin. I why is there

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Speaker 1: a pumpkin right there?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the route. Sometimes I'll jog with a

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Speaker 2: gourd yep and once that hill's done, I can just

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Speaker 2: I put down my extra vegetable weight. Yeah, and then

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Speaker 2: I go up this hillside.

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Speaker 1: Here, come back, saute it on the right day.

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Speaker 2: I come back and yes, I make a soup. But

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Speaker 2: this that green hill I love running up there, and

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Speaker 2: it looks like Ireland.

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Speaker 1: I indeed, I was going to tell you that I

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Speaker 1: am so excited, but I know this is going to

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Speaker 1: change because the weather. I got to go to my

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Speaker 1: closet and take off my ug boots I've been wearing

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Speaker 1: for four months, and then.

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Speaker 2: I was going to have an intervention.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's pretty, but I literally out loud said

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Speaker 3: we're back, baby, to my flip flops that I wear

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Speaker 3: every other month of the year. I was so excited.

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Speaker 3: I'm just like with the worst pedicure of all time.

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Speaker 3: I'm still doing it because it's hot enough where you

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Speaker 3: can't figure out how hot you're.

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Speaker 2: Going to be, right, Yeah, I got real close the

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Speaker 2: other day. Not flip flops, but I almost got those

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Speaker 2: like pink and blue Nike like running trail sandals. Okay,

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Speaker 2: like the their comment if I show if I did

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Speaker 2: buy them, I'm still looking at them. I go and

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Speaker 2: look at them, and I haven't pulled the trigger. You

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Speaker 2: know how you sometimes visit clothing.

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Speaker 1: Sure I know? Or like is this me? Or am

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Speaker 1: I being weird?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Do they even like me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Are we feeling the same thing here?

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Speaker 2: But that I think will be my first open toad,

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Speaker 2: so I'll have to prepare my toes aren't presentation ready yet,

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Speaker 2: but I will get a pedicure.

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Speaker 1: Can I just ask real quick?

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Speaker 2: They're not that bad. If I showed you them, then

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Speaker 2: you'd be like, oh, they're fine. Come on?

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Speaker 1: Are they flip flop shaped or are they like Teeva strappy?

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Speaker 2: Shit, they are Teeva strappy, but which I've been a

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Speaker 2: They are Teva strappy and but you know what, what

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Speaker 2: kind of a Teeva strappy guy? I've just been denying it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and i've, i've I'm a sock person. As you know,

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Speaker 2: my first words were, look, dad, no socks?

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Speaker 1: Is that true?

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Speaker 2: Yes? My parents thought I would never talk because I

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Speaker 2: had convulsions as a baby, and they were like, well,

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Speaker 2: I guess we have a special kid that won't be

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Speaker 2: that emote his emotions with words. And then one day

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Speaker 2: I saw a man wearing sandals and I said, look, dad,

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Speaker 2: and it was a whole sentence.

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Speaker 1: You were saving it all up.

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Speaker 2: I looked at comma, I paused, no socks. And comedy timing, Yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: think that you did with a lot of stories. Though.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if my dad's embellishing them to make them

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Speaker 3: Them and he he does love you a lot, so

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Speaker 3: he might be just like, this is how hilarious you were.

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Speaker 1: From day one?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and really you just kind of made a sound.

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Speaker 2: Yeah sucks sacks. I just sit but yeah, I might

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Speaker 2: go get those Nike running sandals. We'll see.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's see.

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Speaker 2: Let's see, but that's more of a river. I do

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Speaker 2: like to have footwear that you can just jump in

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Speaker 2: the water, if that comes.

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Speaker 1: To really important in La because so much full water,

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Speaker 1: bodies of water surrounded by uh, cement embankments.

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Speaker 2: But the La River is an actual, naturally occurring river.

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Speaker 2: They just somehow lifted up the water and laid a

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Speaker 2: cement foundation put it back down.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that helicopters it is a man made river?

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Speaker 2: Actually, no, apparently the La River was here before us. Really,

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Speaker 2: they just re routed it with cement. Okay, some people

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Speaker 2: use sand bags, beavers chew on trees. LA poor cement.

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Speaker 2: I'd like to take away. Let's take it all.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, let's take it all up.

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Speaker 1: Let's no one cares, I mean truly. If anything, it

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Speaker 1: just starts a fun conversation like, hey, I actually worked

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Speaker 3: Where the fuck are you getting this? Or Chris is right, yes,

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Speaker 3: he's actually quoting me directly.

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Speaker 2: It is the La River is a real river. Okay

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Speaker 2: that I've looked up because it's hard to believe. But

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Speaker 2: there are sections right along here where what is that

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Speaker 2: and you'll say a crane or something like by that

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Speaker 2: that bridge with a giant white witch finger.

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Speaker 1: Right, they're working on all of that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh are they?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, getting all the like kind of trying to make

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Speaker 1: it a real river front. Yeah, but real city.

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Speaker 2: That's where I did the tiny boat race about a

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Speaker 2: year ago, where yeah, it was really it was really fun.

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Speaker 2: I always forget Los Angeles has beautiful outdoors the uh

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not coming to you.

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Speaker 2: No, that's the thing about the outdoors. You gotta go

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Speaker 2: get it. T shirt idea. I get it. I went

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Speaker 2: of Malibu, you know that area between the one oh

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Speaker 2: drive up the Windy Hill. But there's a fire station,

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Speaker 2: the station Camp eight I think it's called, and these

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Speaker 2: in their cafeteria where I did stand up with Lachlan

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Speaker 2: Patterson really. Yeah, it was so fun. It was middle

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Speaker 1: A noonar at a firehouse is many female comics dream

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Speaker 2: It was. They were Yeah, they were all sweet, very

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Speaker 2: young firemen. I couldn't I'm they all looked like they

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Speaker 2: and that's why they were younger. But they were so

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Speaker 2: nice and they were so excited to have something going on. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and it was it was really fun. They gave me

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Speaker 2: a T shirt. But then afterwards, just driving down it

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Speaker 2: a massage to get to I did mention that many

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Speaker 2: times on stage we have to go. Lachland has a massage.

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Speaker 2: And it was just so crazy to actually see the

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Speaker 2: fire damage, like that whole thing of like beautiful house

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Speaker 2: untouched one melted steel. All you nine to eleven conspiracy

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Speaker 2: theorists out there, fire does indeed melt steal, Yeah, just

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Speaker 2: like weird metal frameworks. And then house and none of

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Speaker 2: those cars have been moved. All the power lines along

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Speaker 2: the pch that should be buried, and now's our chance

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Speaker 2: to not put them on poles. They just put poles

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Speaker 2: up again. And all the cars, Porschas exotic cars still

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Speaker 3: Because it's totally shut down, like they nobody can go there.

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Speaker 3: I feel like that people even live there. It's all

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Speaker 2: I felt like I shouldn't be here, And all the

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Speaker 2: National Guard guys in giant assault vehicles were just like

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Speaker 2: staring at me, like what are you doing here? And

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Speaker 2: then I, you know, I could my winning. I wink

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Speaker 2: and smile and then they smile.

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Speaker 1: Back and they go, sure, come on in, even though

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Speaker 1: the people that live here can't be here.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but what a smile there was no they let

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Speaker 2: people leave though. They just thought, what that guy lives

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Speaker 2: up here, he has an eight accord with dents.

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Speaker 1: And and then you're like, it's called generational wealth.

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Speaker 2: Yes, sorry, you don't know the Fairbanks name.

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Speaker 1: That's your problem?

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Speaker 2: Ever heard of Fairbanks? The Vice President to Roosevelt.

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Speaker 1: This the fucking town in Alaska.

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Speaker 2: Where I'm going when in April I'm doing shows in Alaska,

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Speaker 2: and they are booking it as he's a relative of

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Speaker 2: the guy that named our city. Because it is true.

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Speaker 4: Is it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a theory. My grandma always told me that

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Speaker 2: I was related to the vice president that named Fairbanks, Alaska.

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Speaker 2: But she also said all Fairbanks are related through some

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Speaker 2: questionable mayflower settling in I think Minnesota. So if there's

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Speaker 2: a Fairbanks, chances are I am related to them. So

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Speaker 2: but that I have not done any DNA work. I

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Speaker 2: have not questioned my grandmother. She's no longer with us.

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Speaker 2: It would require a shovel and lawbreaking. But yeah, I.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I just thought you're gonna say psychic and

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Speaker 3: you went with me even better choice in a tone

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Speaker 3: of voices.

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Speaker 1: If someone's gonna make you do it the second you

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Speaker 1: say a shovel.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'd like to find out who my extended family is,

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Speaker 2: but I need a shovel.

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Speaker 4: And uh yeah.

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Speaker 2: But I'm very excited to be in Alaska and that's cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you heard it here, Hey, Alaska, all of northern Canada.

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Speaker 2: It is northern uh, northern uh Alaska that I'm doing.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, if you're in Canada, jump on a rubber

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Speaker 2: trip please. That's all I'm saying, I miss you. You

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Speaker 2: can keep her catch up flavored chips at home, though,

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Speaker 2: you know, and I make little slight jabs.

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Speaker 1: You got it. That's the kind of push pull of

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Speaker 2: you know who you look like? You look like Wellem Dafoe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a roll through. I'm sure that's his Hollywood

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Speaker 2: Right. Yeah, when you're in your own immediate neighborhood and

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Speaker 2: Right, I set him up, you knock him down?

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Speaker 2: We have a guest. We're at their house, very excited.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this guy's great.

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Speaker 2: He's great. I'm gonna wait on the name until he's

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Speaker 2: First name, Joe.

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Speaker 1: You know him from if you've ever gone to UCB

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Speaker 1: There's only the occupation of nurse only.

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Speaker 2: I haven't seen him in a long time. He looks

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Speaker 1: Context clears you got it.

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Speaker 2: My wife has an ionic fine.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, come up. The inside handle just pops out immediately.

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Speaker 2: Hello, you're hearing this shoving voice of today's guest, Joe Winger.

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Speaker 3: Everyway right, Joe, Joe, I'm getting rid of this car,

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not, of course.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that seem always got to watch your seems. Joe,

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Speaker 2: How are you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What's going on?

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Speaker 4: I'm good? How are you? Guys? We're great, I have

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Speaker 4: I'm coming here with tasks. If you want me to

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Speaker 2: Are we doing something in your ally? Get the garbage?

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Speaker 4: Is? This is a car wash that's still under construction,

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Speaker 4: I it's it used to be a really nice, like classic,

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Speaker 4: This is my neighbor Paul. Watch out because he has

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I give Paul a nice birth.

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Speaker 4: He's very old and he should not be riding the bike.

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Speaker 4: I don't think. I just realized your window with them

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Speaker 2: Now? We could yell it right at him. That's a

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Speaker 4: You could say Jack didn't want to do the renovation

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's perfect.

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Speaker 4: We got this guy Jack, who day is really good

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Speaker 4: But then he was just at my house for every

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Speaker 2: Oh that's great.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you can make a left here.

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Speaker 2: Actually, are you in any relation to the uh Wayne

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Speaker 2: Guard Cooling and Hating.

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Speaker 4: Nous?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're very popular units, and you were talking about

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Speaker 3: That's your safety net, would you if you ever want

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Speaker 4: So there were multiple water bottles left behind. So we're

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Speaker 4: And I've given the parents a heads up and they're

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Speaker 1: Do that and then uh government names please of children.

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Speaker 4: You want me to just sort of chuck these online? No,

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Speaker 2: You totally can and want cut unless something crazy happens,

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Speaker 4: So make a right here. I'm sorry, Karen, absolutely no notice,

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Speaker 4: I want to figure out where Joe's daughter's friends parents live.

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Speaker 2: They're just like, I need a new water bottle.

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Speaker 4: Now, these folks also have a tesla and they're having

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Speaker 4: Well, one of them doesn't. And that's the most irresponsible

443
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 4: kid we're dealing with today, Lloyd.

444
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 2: But of course it's Lloyd. Lloyd.

445
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 4: I'm blaming the kid here because I've met the parents

446
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 4: and they seem great. Now, you you got to unmike me. Okay,

447
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,119
Speaker 4: this is my one and only time on the show.

448
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 4: That's all right.

449
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 2: I love I love it.

450
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 4: I have stuff. I have drinks in here for you too.

451
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 1: Juice box, it's left over apple juice. Oh, there's a

452
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 1: button on the handle that if you press it will open, like, yeah.

453
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 2: It's up where you're index finger with me.

454
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 4: I feel like I am pressing it.

455
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 2: I think it's Oh it's different than I Just grab

456
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 2: your leg, push.

457
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: Your thumb down, and push out at the same time.

458
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's not working.

459
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, it's locked.

460
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,639
Speaker 4: That's very funny.

461
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 2: Trying to make me look like a sorry works every time.

462
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 4: Just because I drive a nineteen eighty seven Plymouth Reliance.

463
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 4: I haven't been in that car for a reason than that. Okay,

464
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,440
Speaker 4: so I'm gonna press it, and.

465
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 1: This time it will totally hurt. Yeah, I'm so sorry.

466
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 4: It's not work.

467
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 2: You got him again.

468
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 1: It's unlucky.

469
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 2: This is something we do on the show. Huh, why

470
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 2: don't you get out and try it? Yes?

471
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

472
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: And then we're gonna do this at every house.

473
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:50,920
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm gonna learn it, I think, so, oh,

474
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 4: there we go.

475
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,640
Speaker 2: Okay, I did it and I didn't yank.

476
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 1: But you have to get back in on your own.

477
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,680
Speaker 2: We'll never see him again.

478
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: This is the funniest far end of all time.

479
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so second only to Matt Walsh going to

480
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 3: lens crafters on the show.

481
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was a good one.

482
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 1: That was a great one.

483
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 2: And didn't he try and get some horse feed or something?

484
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 1: Yeah? Was I think chicken feed or right goat feed

485
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 1: backyard animal feed?

486
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 4: What I might do.

487
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 1: While he's in there, I might switch spots with him

488
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: since I'm not getting out. It really is. Yeah, the

489
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 1: button's really not working. It's only working from the outside.

490
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 1: Wait a second, I wonder if I have some sort

491
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 1: of child safety thing. Yes, did that drop off? Gojo?

492
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 4: He's in there. Julian is in there, and I did

493
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 4: hear me out? Mom, Joe is here with my water bottle.

494
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,000
Speaker 4: And then I yelled I'm doing a podcast, which I

495
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 4: have to imagine he doesn't understand.

496
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, kids don't there six year olds.

497
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 1: Look, I have the child safety locks on.

498
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 3: That's all on me, and I swear to god, I've

499
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 3: never had that on before.

500
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 2: Wow.

501
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 1: Apologies, No, I'm sorry.

502
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 4: I'm relieved.

503
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 2: This is a weird way of finding out. But you're

504
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 2: the first adult guest we've ever had.

505
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 1: We just realized this is a grammar school podcast.

506
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know if you guys are in Eagle

507
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,199
Speaker 4: Rock a lot. This is gonna be an annoying left urn,

508
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 4: but we want to.

509
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 1: Go left, okay.

510
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,360
Speaker 4: I also don't want to make any judgments on you.

511
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 4: As a drive, my ability.

512
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 1: Is to get across the steen lanes of traffic.

513
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 4: I'll do whatever I can do to get to a light.

514
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 4: But I would never I've lived here for eight years.

515
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 4: I've never made this.

516
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 1: I mean, let's see what we can do.

517
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:32,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, Karen has a she's she's calm and careful, but

518
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 2: she gets it done and she knows how to drive

519
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 2: and talk at the same time. Well, I'm on your side,

520
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,199
Speaker 2: but you've had that was pretty easy. There wasn't a

521
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 2: lot of traffic.

522
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: Wasn't bad at all.

523
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that seemed like an attack.

524
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 4: I get in the right lane up here when you can.

525
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,360
Speaker 4: This is gonna be quick, and then I only have

526
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 4: eleven other chores after we do this, and then we

527
00:27:58,920 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 4: have a normal conference.

528
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: Then we can talk once we get it done.

529
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:07,880
Speaker 2: Joe, when did you I'm mixed right after this, When

530
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 2: did you record a Comedy Central half hour? I feel

531
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 2: like I was there.

532
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 4: I want to say it was twenty thirteen. Okay, I

533
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,359
Speaker 4: was twenty fourteen.

534
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 2: I was not there. I just remember your cat report

535
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:25,880
Speaker 2: card joke.

536
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 4: Oh yes, I really loved that place. They were great.

537
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 2: What what was it?

538
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 4: It was like a it was a cat like a

539
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 4: boarding place in Pasadena called the Best Little Cat House

540
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 4: in Pasadena, And they would give you a report card

541
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 4: about like what your cat got into and what they

542
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 4: didn't get into, the which, of course, like he wasn't

543
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 4: getting into anything, like he was just like having stressed

544
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 4: diarrhea that he's in a weird place.

545
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, he thought he'd been given away, did they? That's

546
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: oh fucking terrible parkhole.

547
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can pull over here.

548
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 2: That was actually eerie, like when you just see a

549
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 2: balloon dangling. Something bad happened.

550
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 4: I do you think we should loop around now? Okay,

551
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 4: and then that'll be the least.

552
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 1: Time of me, like turn it around or you know what.

553
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, turn it around, turn the car, Turn this goddamn

554
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 4: car around. Yeah.

555
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 2: There was a place in my hometown in Montana called

556
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 2: Cats on Broadway and it had like film reels and

557
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 2: a cat with a top hat on a sign with

558
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 2: a cane like a performance but it was a vet.

559
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 1: That's so good.

560
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 2: But I think that they liked showbiz there.

561
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, doesn't you just want to make yourself stand out.

562
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure they're going to get some clients

563
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 4: just out of curiosity. It's right here, would be great.

564
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, your cat has a bladder affection. But good news,

565
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 2: here's this new headshots.

566
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull over here just so I can get

567
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 1: out of this the way of this car.

568
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 4: This is a very tight streak that we're on right now.

569
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 4: Apologize just.

570
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: Well it's not told.

571
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 2: Okaya, look at this house, a nice retaining wall and

572
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 2: beautiful foliage.

573
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: This is a gorgeous home.

574
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 2: Tell them I like the home.

575
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 4: I just want everybody to know that I did it

576
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 4: on the first try. That time, I didn't fully take

577
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 4: my seat belt.

578
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 1: Because you're so excited to open that door.

579
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 4: I like, didn't take it off at all.

580
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 2: I think it's amazing that all of its kids little

581
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 2: friends live in the area.

582
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: I know, like, isn't that a part of having kids?

583
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 3: As you're not you're definitely dissuading your child from liking

584
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 3: somebody in Alhambra.

585
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 2: I think it was for riding a bike across town reasons,

586
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 2: but my parents like, maybe keep it in the neighborhood.

587
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just the lessons your chance of getting killed

588
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: on them.

589
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, because back then there was nothing they could do.

590
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 2: Just someone will come and snatch up. I remember my

591
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 2: mom saying, any van a verd eye contact.

592
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: Stay away from vans.

593
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 2: Here's your first I should give me my first pepper spray.

594
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 2: At a very young age. I was ready. He's back.

595
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 2: Uh Uh.

596
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: Did you get into a fight?

597
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 2: No?

598
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 4: I got nothing that time.

599
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 2: Never.

600
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 4: And they're in there too, really because I texted them. Really,

601
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 4: and these kids like me, So I don't understand what.

602
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 2: Seems like something happened at the party.

603
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: Everybody rand I.

604
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 4: Saw them this morning at Joe at a school drop off.

605
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 4: They did see me. They created a nickname for me.

606
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 4: They were also on this holiday last week and they

607
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 4: started calling me joke ding and they were happy to

608
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 4: chant Joe dinka at me. Make a right? Here are

609
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 4: the children?

610
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 2: The children, Okay, what's the origin of dinka?

611
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 4: I don't I don't know. I think they think it's

612
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 4: a word for poop, but it's not, and I don't

613
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 4: want to correct them.

614
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 2: Right wow, well, I mean, let them have their fun?

615
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: What children these days?

616
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 2: What did you do at the party?

617
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 4: Was the we did three things, which is which is

618
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 4: too many?

619
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: Right?

620
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 4: And it we had a live rabbits, which I think

621
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 4: live rabbits that's enough. We didn't need to have anything

622
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 4: else after that. But we had six live rabbits and

623
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 4: we had a rabbit lady set up a pen.

624
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 2: I love that.

625
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 4: It was cute. The kids really liked it. I didn't

626
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 4: really deal with the rabbits at all because we had

627
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 4: the we had a bracelet station. I should have led

628
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 4: with that. That's the most boring one.

629
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 2: Oh, beads. Put your name on a bracelet.

630
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 4: You make, you make your own bracelet.

631
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: Great, and the kids weren't excited about that.

632
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 4: The kids were excited. Oh okay again would have been enough.

633
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 4: Oh I see. And then we had these live rabbits.

634
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 4: But then we also got a bounce house. And every

635
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 4: one of these things has to have a bounce house. Yeah,

636
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 4: but this was this had a new just keep going straight,

637
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 4: This hasn't was a new like innovative bounce house that

638
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 4: I haven't seen before, where it was like a snow

639
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 4: globe and there were balloons inside of it and there

640
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 4: was air that was making the balloons sort of bounce

641
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 4: around in all different directions.

642
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 2: I would have fun in that today.

643
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 1: That sounds incredible.

644
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 4: It looks incredible, which why when we saw it on

645
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 4: the website, we rented it without reading any reviews. And

646
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 4: they came up with this idea. But they have not

647
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 4: figured out the technology yet for them. So the way

648
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 4: it worked was there were two chambers to the bounce house.

649
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 4: There was the initial chamber that and it was all

650
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 4: you have to unzip and then get in the chamber.

651
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 4: And then that had a separate sealed door that you

652
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 4: had to unzip to get into the main balloon chain.

653
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 2: Really, so there's like a muck room.

654
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: There was into that.

655
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,319
Speaker 4: There was a muckroom leading into the main thing.

656
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 2: Okay, take off your shoes, because they do have to

657
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,399
Speaker 2: take off their shoes. Is that where the kids left

658
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 2: their shoes.

659
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 4: The shoes were being left outside the initial chamber. To

660
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 4: understand the point of the first chamber, except I think

661
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 4: they thought we got to figure out a way to

662
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 4: keep the balloons in the main thing. Okay, yeah, the

663
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 4: whole thing is hooked up to a generator, and in

664
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 4: order to keep it both inflated and to keep the

665
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 4: balloons moving in snow globe motion, you have to keep

666
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 4: both doors sealed at all times. Now, the problem with

667
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 4: this is no oxygen. No, there's plenty of oxygens. There's

668
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 4: too much oxygen. The problem is you've got over We also,

669
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 4: we're insane. We should have invited at this point. Now

670
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 4: she's six, you should invite like twelve kids to the

671
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 4: birthday party. We had forty.

672
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: Kids, no kidding, forty six year old.

673
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 4: Forty six year olds, all of their siblings, all of

674
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 4: their parents.

675
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 2: Are the rabbits still alive. Kids love the heavily pet.

676
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 4: These rabbits will never be the same, I think, and

677
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 4: I say I think because I wasn't over there with

678
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 4: the rabbits. I was with this snow globe. Because the

679
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 4: forty kids are not all going, let's all in a

680
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 4: uniform and calm manner get into the snow globe at

681
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 4: the same time, and then remain in there until we've

682
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:59,399
Speaker 4: all agreed to get out, which is constant. I'm going in,

683
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 4: I'm going out. I don't like this, he bit me.

684
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 4: I brought a food in. I wasn't supposed to. It

685
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 4: was just NonStop, and five minutes before the party started,

686
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 4: my daughter Sally was like, can I go in there?

687
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 4: And she went in there, and then my wife Holly

688
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 4: went to get her out. And the second you unzip

689
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 4: this thing, the entire thing deflates. After all the balloons

690
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:28,760
Speaker 4: shoot out all over. No, it's just very very poorly designed.

691
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 2: What if there's still kids in there?

692
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,240
Speaker 4: It sort of collapses And the first couple of times

693
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,320
Speaker 4: they all yelled, but then that started to be fun

694
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 4: for them because the more chaos that is happening with

695
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 4: the bounce house, the kids like that. The parents don't

696
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 4: like that.

697
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 2: No, No, well, because there's a deposit and everything, what

698
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,399
Speaker 2: if it's leaking's.

699
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 3: And it's also like a one big giant plastic bag

700
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,320
Speaker 3: that they're playing right.

701
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 4: Yeah. It was also like today it was unseasonably warm

702
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 4: for February, so it was eighty five degrees. So these

703
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 4: trades were just getting cooked in there. And right before

704
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 4: they all showed up, I had the realization of like, oh,

705
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 4: I'm going to have to just stand here for three

706
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 4: hours and zip and unzip this thing for three hours.

707
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 4: I've got callous on my finger out and these kids

708
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 4: would have come out and they would go it's too

709
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 4: windy and it's too hot in there, and it was like, well,

710
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 4: you know what, go home. Noah, I don't want to

711
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 4: be doing this anymore.

712
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 2: I'm an usher right now wearing a red vest, seating

713
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,240
Speaker 2: children and a giant globe that's insane.

714
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: No, you can't handle the inflated snow globes and get out.

715
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 4: I still haven't done it, but I'm going to write

716
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 4: them the nastiest review that I've ever written anything, because

717
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 4: I feel like it is my responsibility to now let

718
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 4: other parents know to never rent this thing. Yeah, and

719
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 4: the guy came and he threw it up and he

720
00:37:55,600 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 4: put instructions on it, and there were eight steps to

721
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 4: the instructions and I was like, that seems like too many,

722
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 4: and so I waited for him to come at the

723
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 4: end of the night. Also, kids were like popping balloons,

724
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 4: and I was like, stop popping the balloons, guys. When

725
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 4: this man showed up at the end of the night,

726
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 4: he took out a big needle and he popped every.

727
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 2: Single Oh did the kids see that? And then look

728
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 2: at you?

729
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 4: Uh no, because he was three hours late for coming

730
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 4: to put the thing down. Also, another thing I got

731
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 4: a problem with here get that in there. So I,

732
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 4: in a non confrontational way, which is my nature, I

733
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 4: was like, hey, can you explain to me how this

734
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 4: thing was supposed to work because I don't think I

735
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 4: was doing it right. And he started to explain it

736
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 4: to me and he was like, you have to keep

737
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 4: each zipper open twelve inches and I was like, okay,

738
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 4: so I guess there's a constant airflow. But I was like,

739
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 4: but then, how do you get the kid in there?

740
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 4: Make a left here? No, I'm sorry, don't make a

741
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 4: left here. At the next time, you can make.

742
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 1: A left Okay.

743
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 4: I was like, how do I get a kid in there,

744
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,839
Speaker 4: I can't, like, they're all bigger than twelve inches. And

745
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 4: then he was like, yeah, this thing is crazy. Was

746
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 4: his only.

747
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 2: That this thing is crazy.

748
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 1: Wow, that's no, that is it's like this thing shouldn't

749
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: have been approved by the government.

750
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 2: So you you would recommend just your standard green castle

751
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 2: shaped bounce house.

752
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 4: Right here is good. I mean I would recommend trying

753
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 4: to like just convince your kid that maybe they just

754
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 4: want to go to the movies with one other kid

755
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 4: is the main thing.

756
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 2: The forty kids like, I'm sane.

757
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 4: Well, and that was all on us, and that's because

758
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 4: of some void or something that my wife and I

759
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 4: are trying to fill. I think it's because we've been

760
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 4: doing this renovation for a long time and we've been

761
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 4: excited for people to be at our house. The house

762
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 4: so oh thank you.

763
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that very very it's very clean and beautiful.

764
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 4: But we meant it to be. We just let it

765
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 4: become our thing and not her thing, and so we do.

766
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 4: We have a very like severe. Our former nanny was

767
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 4: there and she's very no nonsense. She's from Eritrea or Eritrea.

768
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 4: I always I am afraid I'm saying it wrong. And she

769
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 4: was just like, Joe, this is too many people. Right.

770
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 4: I was like, this is a wedding, and I was

771
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,879
Speaker 4: like I here, right, Zodi.

772
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,879
Speaker 1: But don't you think your daughter you said your daughter's

773
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: name is Sally. Yes, that's such a good name. Don't

774
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 1: you think she will always That'll be like a real

775
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 1: peak moment because there was nothing not to do, like

776
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 1: it was just go, go go.

777
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd think that it'll be, like I promised, lifelong

778
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 2: memory because I remember my lame party is where it's

779
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 2: just some candy not in a pinata because they didn't

780
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 2: know you had to do that part. Yeah, and it

781
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 2: was one of my favorite memories.

782
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 4: Well when I was there zipping and unzipping this thing time,

783
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,320
Speaker 4: that's what I told myself was going to happen.

784
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

785
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 4: But then another aspect of the party was it was

786
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,280
Speaker 4: it was my melody thing. My melody is a character

787
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 4: in the Hello Kitty universe.

788
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

789
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 4: We got her a bunch of these milar balloons, like

790
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 4: fifty dollars stupid, yeah they were, And we had him

791
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 4: tied to the gate and then at the end of

792
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 4: the party, I untied them to the gate and instead

793
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 4: of bringing them in the house, because I'm an adult.

794
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 4: I handed them to a six year old and she

795
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 4: immediately left it and I snapped into it. I was like,

796
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 4: it's that's it. They're gone, say goodbye, they're gone, because

797
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,800
Speaker 4: they like that raising into the sky.

798
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 2: Well that was a balloon, probably it was one.

799
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 4: It was. It was upsetting on every single level the thing,

800
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 4: and she just was immediately started bawling and she just

801
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 4: kept looking up at the sky, going they're so far.

802
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 1: Away, yeah, yeah, going.

803
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 4: I can't even see that. And she just cried for

804
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 4: the rest of the night.

805
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 1: Oh. I think that's a good ending though, because then

806
00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: she gets it all out of her system. She's work,

807
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 1: cannot sugar out, working out all the I like this, right,

808
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 1: She's kind of like, get the emotions out, get the

809
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 1: cord is all out, just.

810
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 4: Get the full reset. Right, there's the new tradition. We're

811
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,919
Speaker 4: gonna release the balloon.

812
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: The stones, but each year they get more beautiful.

813
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,839
Speaker 2: That was a heartbreaking, a perfect moment to tell that

814
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 2: little girl, you know, one day we all.

815
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 3: Die, well, and it's going to be your fault because

816
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 3: you let go of the handle of something and then

817
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 3: you kill us all.

818
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:26,919
Speaker 1: Something like that.

819
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good lesson.

820
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 1: It's a good thing to know now, foundation delay.

821
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 4: It was very cute. It was cute because there was

822
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 4: a moment where she looked at me like, you'll be

823
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 4: able to do something for this, and it's like, nope,

824
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 4: I know you think I'm tall, but I'm not even averagetit.

825
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 4: And these things are now five hundred feet in the air.

826
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: You should have just put your hands up and been

827
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: like not me and just walk into the house. Leave

828
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: her alone with it.

829
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 4: I'm going to return the final water bottle.

830
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 2: What is there a name on it? Yes, this is

831
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 2: Jony's Okay, good, the best one. That's so fun.

832
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 3: I kind of feel like Joe Winger might be the

833
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 3: most naturally funny person I've ever been around. Oh yeah,

834
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 3: that in the way that it's like the pacing of

835
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 3: his voice, it's like the way he speaks.

836
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 2: Yes. There he started telling that story, And for a

837
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,280
Speaker 2: moment I'm like, does he have a band's house bit.

838
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: That he does right?

839
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 2: Because uh yeah, that kind of timing training early UCB.

840
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 2: He does stand up, he does, he did it all

841
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 2: and it's filtered into his normal speaking.

842
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

843
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: But also he's clearly from like the Midwest or something.

844
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 2: I love these houses.

845
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,879
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's such a nice neighborhood. All everything over

846
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 1: here I.

847
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 2: Really like because they're all look at the little cottagy, I.

848
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 1: Know, they're just like it's like people taking care of

849
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: their little house.

850
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, these are the kind of house. That's the kind

851
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:58,839
Speaker 2: of house I always expected to live in. Well, work

852
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 2: on it too, I made. I'm trying. I'm doing. Okay, Well,

853
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 2: come on, I should be a homeowner by now.

854
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 1: Well no, not in this not the way that, not

855
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: this trajectory.

856
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 2: No, not in this city at least, But I could

857
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 2: own that house anywhere else in the country for real. Yeah,

858
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 2: it's I just like it did that kid know what

859
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 2: a podcast was?

860
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:26,240
Speaker 4: Nobody was home there, but I forgot my other friend,

861
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 4: Eliza's living in their back house. Oh, so I did

862
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 4: see her and then I explained to her what I

863
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:38,800
Speaker 4: was doing. Great story, right, Okay, Now do you guys

864
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 4: want to drink? I did bring.

865
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,280
Speaker 2: Juice, juice juice.

866
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 4: Oh I should have brought juice boxes. We do have

867
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 4: plenty of those. I only this is another indicative of

868
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 4: how too much we did too much with this party.

869
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 4: I have like every type of bubbly water that oh

870
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 4: you've ever imagined. I've got raspberry nectarine Waterloo. I've got

871
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 4: BlackBerry lemon Waterloo. I have a couple of different spin drifts.

872
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 2: I want a spin drift. Do you have the grapefruit?

873
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 4: I do have the grape Oh yes, Now are you sure?

874
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,240
Speaker 4: Because there are other often you can have six drinks?

875
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 4: What am I saying? I'm trying to get rid of this?

876
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 2: I jumped the gun.

877
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 4: Why would I limit you to the one? You can

878
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 4: have this whole bag.

879
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 2: I like, there's a small percentage of juice in the

880
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,240
Speaker 2: spin drift, and it's real juice.

881
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 4: It is such a treat, especially if you've been depriving

882
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 4: yourself and you only have been doing just you know,

883
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,760
Speaker 4: like a Lacroix all day. Now, a little bit of juice.

884
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 4: It's just enough juice juice you're living. Yeah, you're living

885
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 4: with that.

886
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 2: You're borderline frustrated that it's not fifteen percent.

887
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 4: I let it sit out for hours. I try to

888
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 4: drink just the water off the top, so then at

889
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,800
Speaker 4: the end I got straight juice.

890
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,240
Speaker 2: I love you fruit in the bottom water.

891
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: I hate to argue you boys, but I don't like

892
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 1: spin drift.

893
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 3: And I think it's because the first one I ever

894
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 3: had was a lemon flavor, and I thought I was

895
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 3: having like a lemonade drink, and so when it actually

896
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 3: hit my mouth, it was like I was being pranked.

897
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 2: We all remember the disappointment of our first spin drift,

898
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 2: but after having Lacroix, yeah, all of mine. Now I'm

899
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 2: very thirsty and very excited. I'm sorry, I'm demanding that.

900
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 4: No, no, I'm it's great. Now. I'll make sure to

901
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 4: not offer Karen the lemon spin drift that I have here.

902
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: Absolutely right? Or should I have it again and reassess?

903
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 4: No?

904
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 2: No, so cold.

905
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,359
Speaker 4: I did too much ice in the cooler, I think

906
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 4: days ago.

907
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 2: Now this is just enough fun.

908
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 1: So these were solid blocks of spin drift ice until

909
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: very recently.

910
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 4: I keep doing this thing because I'm worried that it's

911
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 4: not going to be cold enough. So I put some

912
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 4: drinks in, and then I put a layer of ice,

913
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 4: and then I put more drinks, and then I put

914
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 4: ice on top of that, and some of them end

915
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 4: up just like encased in a tomb of ice. Yeah,

916
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 4: and that that's not what anybody wants.

917
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 2: There's a disturbance here, some cop cars, some neighbors are out.

918
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,360
Speaker 2: Karen and I have a habit of We just asked

919
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 2: what's going on and if we can help.

920
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, great, I know CPR.

921
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got narkan.

922
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 2: And let me pull out a torso and she just

923
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 2: shows them she does CPR.

924
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 4: There is there does seem to be another neighbor who

925
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,760
Speaker 4: has a tire that he's bringing out, which is weird.

926
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, we noticed that the if LAPD is there, that

927
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,959
Speaker 1: means someone got hurt, because that's the only yeah, member,

928
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 1: they don't they won't do anything unless someone got hurt

929
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: and they have to call it.

930
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 4: Oh right, yes, otherwise that's all they'd be doing is

931
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 4: going to just constantly.

932
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:46,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

933
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

934
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 2: They when I got a terrible wreck where I was

935
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 2: trapped in the car, I couldn't open the doors. They

936
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 2: just said, is your leg or arm broken? And I

937
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,879
Speaker 2: said no, I don't think so. They're like, good luck.

938
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 5: They hung see you on the flip side of the

939
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 5: flip side, Jack, That's.

940
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 2: What they said.

941
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: I was like, that's two jive, Joe. Will you pick

942
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 1: the beverage for me?

943
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 4: Yes, we also have San Pellegrino's. We've got tangerine and

944
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 4: wild strawberry, dark Morello, cherry and pomegranate these flavors are

945
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 4: getting too weird. Blood orange and black raspberry.

946
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 2: I love blood, I love raspberries.

947
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:32,879
Speaker 4: And then I've also got Ramune. If you want Mune

948
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 4: is a Japanese soda. You probably don't want this. You're

949
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 4: driving the car. There's a little marble in the top

950
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 4: and you have to push the marble in to then

951
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 4: drink the soda. We never had got one of these

952
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:43,800
Speaker 4: at h Mart or something.

953
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: Were you trying to impress the six year olds with that?

954
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 4: Yeah? But this was another thing I didn't sign off

955
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 4: and this. My wife did this and she got it.

956
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 4: They had these at Costco too, and you can get

957
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 4: a twelve pack of them Melon, Strawberry, lighty or original flavor.

958
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 4: We only had a twelve As I've already mentioned, we

959
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 4: had forty kids at this thing, so one of them

960
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 4: discovered it and then they all I don't even know

961
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 4: how these ones are left, because I did. They were

962
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 4: like they were starting to battle each other for these.

963
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 4: Do you want to drink too? You sure is?

964
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 2: When you say marble, is it like a bobo ball

965
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,280
Speaker 2: or something?

966
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna have one of these.

967
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like a choking hazard.

968
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: You push down the marble and stays in there.

969
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 4: The marble stays in there. I'm gonna try Alan because

970
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 4: it sounds seems the grossest.

971
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 1: I'll try one of those too, unless would.

972
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 4: You like original strawberry? Or am I saying light?

973
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 1: Gi? Right? Light?

974
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 4: Is that how you pronounce it?

975
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: I think so.

976
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 2: I think that sounds right to me. It's certainly how

977
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:46,280
Speaker 2: it's spelled.

978
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 4: Chris. I'm going to pass you the original, and I

979
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:53,760
Speaker 4: think that's where you should start. And then I feel

980
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,320
Speaker 4: like you can help Karen open it because I think.

981
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 2: It is and there are instructions. What is this about?

982
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 2: Bunce house eight steps?

983
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:03,760
Speaker 1: Zip me into that drink?

984
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 2: Plase I When I lived in Venice, Zach Galafanakas lived

985
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 2: near us. This was a long time ago. He was

986
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 2: just a comic and not famous, and he had a

987
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 2: bounce house at a party just as a joke, like,

988
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 2: oh there is a pubble there. I don't know what

989
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:23,320
Speaker 2: it like?

990
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: Keeps it from all coming out at one time?

991
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,879
Speaker 2: Oh wow? Is that it looks like a band? Roll

992
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:29,479
Speaker 2: on though?

993
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 4: So that the cap You have to take this little

994
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 4: plunger off the cap and then here I'll let you

995
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 4: use my plunger. You use this to push in the

996
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,240
Speaker 4: ok so funny.

997
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 1: Do you have to buy that separately?

998
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 4: It's well. One of the kids lost one, and I

999
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:48,840
Speaker 4: was like, now this is done.

1000
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 2: Oh that was real hard.

1001
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 4: I'm not exactly where I'm saying. This is not a

1002
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 4: driving around. Why would I bring them?

1003
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 1: I thought, you just cracked this bottle.

1004
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 2: There's no child that has the arm strength.

1005
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 1: Look at that though.

1006
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 2: That's cool, That is cool.

1007
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, then the marble kind of rolls around in the

1008
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 4: top and it serves no other function, and that that's fun.

1009
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 2: Where the I would I would worry. I would worry

1010
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 2: some kid to try and swallow the marble, open it

1011
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:18,359
Speaker 2: up and can't come out.

1012
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:22,360
Speaker 1: But look look at the little pinch holder. That's great classy.

1013
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 2: I went into this bounce house at this party, though,

1014
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 2: and I wanted to show people I can do a backflip,

1015
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 2: and I my foot ripped in the seam. I ripped

1016
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 2: a hole in this thing and it started to deflate,

1017
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 2: and I'm like, okay, I gotta tell somebody that's happened.

1018
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 2: And right then, uh, some comics started shooting fireworks and

1019
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 2: hit the bounce house with a bottle rocket and then

1020
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 2: it starts, and they to this day took the blame.

1021
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything. I know that I ripped the

1022
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 2: bounce house. I'm the reason it deflated and it did

1023
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,760
Speaker 2: to play it on people. It went down fast and

1024
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 2: uh and still to this day, I gotta tell him

1025
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 2: the one I'm the one that sunk the bounce house.

1026
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: It's so funny.

1027
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 2: I forgot about that. That that was h Yeah, I

1028
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 2: keep little secrets about my crimes.

1029
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 1: Smart.

1030
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1031
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: This strength tastes a little bit like bubble gum, which

1032
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: is not unpleasant.

1033
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 4: Yes, it's it's it truly is. It's like own flavor

1034
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,240
Speaker 4: that I can't quite place.

1035
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. It's the original you say.

1036
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 4: That's yeah, that that is. That is very popular, I

1037
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 4: guess in Japan, and like then, there's also candies I

1038
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 4: love that are supposed to be that flavor. Like you

1039
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 4: can get a high chew sort of thing that's oh yeah,

1040
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 4: un a flavor, but it doesn't taste anything like.

1041
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,359
Speaker 2: It's very bubblegummy.

1042
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm. I like it.

1043
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I thought you said it was strawberry or

1044
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: maybe that was like your guests or whatever. So I'm

1045
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 1: like I was getting ready for that kind of fruit flavor,

1046
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: but then it's like it's a little faker of a

1047
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 1: flavor and I enjoy it.

1048
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've also got a strawberry one in here. Oh,

1049
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 4: I don't know if it means it's just strawberry or

1050
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 4: it's strawberry remune with the like, oh strawberry.

1051
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 2: This is gonna be one of those episodes where I

1052
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 2: have to pull over her in the bathroom again. Yeah.

1053
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 3: Sorry, Absolutely, we're gonna get it all done on this episode.

1054
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 4: Joe.

1055
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 1: What else is going on? Yeah? In your world? Yeah?

1056
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 2: Work otherwise travel.

1057
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 4: I just went to Sequoia National Park.

1058
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,760
Speaker 2: Big trees, big.

1059
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 4: Trees, as big as you can imagine. I've been there before,

1060
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 4: so it was, you know, I was like, I've kind

1061
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 4: of seen the trees.

1062
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,760
Speaker 2: Is there a tree there you can drive through?

1063
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 4: There is? We didn't make it up to the barry,

1064
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 4: and it snowed right before we went, So the first

1065
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,760
Speaker 4: day that we were there, we stayed in Three Rivers,

1066
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:02,879
Speaker 4: which is right outside the park, and the first day

1067
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 4: we drove into the park, there was like a really

1068
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,839
Speaker 4: long line to get in. So we were like, oh, yeah,

1069
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,319
Speaker 4: this is the hot ticket. Everybody's doing this today. We

1070
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 4: discovered when we got up to the gate from a

1071
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 4: ranger that because of the snow, you could not get

1072
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:21,359
Speaker 4: up to the trees, so we could only go as

1073
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 4: far as to the features which are right before the trees,

1074
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:27,839
Speaker 4: which are rock features, which is a big step down.

1075
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 2: That's all about the trees. No one goes to Sequoia

1076
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 2: Park for the rocks.

1077
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 4: We went and spent our day at Tunnel Rock, which

1078
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 4: is kind of a rock that you can walk through,

1079
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 4: and then the second one was called Hospital Rock, and

1080
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 4: I still don't know why it's called that.

1081
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:48,839
Speaker 2: That's a rock with doctors in it.

1082
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:53,319
Speaker 4: There was like like a red coloring on one side

1083
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 4: of it, and I was like, maybe a lot of

1084
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 4: people like fall and bleed on this rock.

1085
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 2: There are a lot of injuries in this rock. It's

1086
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:09,919
Speaker 2: very unsteady ground. The lawsuits.

1087
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,240
Speaker 4: The second day you could get up to the trees

1088
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:15,879
Speaker 4: and then driving past those features like nobody was there.

1089
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 4: But the first day we went, I mean Hospital Rock

1090
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 4: was hop It hasn't seen that much action in a

1091
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 4: long time because.

1092
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,760
Speaker 2: Usually the trees are taking everyone.

1093
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 4: It's trees and if you go up that far then

1094
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:31,359
Speaker 4: you're starting to have snow and stuff too, which which

1095
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 4: is why we went because it was like a bunch

1096
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 4: of la kids that had not really seen snow before.

1097
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:38,760
Speaker 1: And how long is that drive to Secoia.

1098
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,840
Speaker 4: It's like three and a half four hours.

1099
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 2: Oh wow.

1100
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 4: We made it extra scary for us because we took

1101
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 4: an electric car and we thought we timed out the

1102
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,279
Speaker 4: mileage right, and it was a little bit tighter than

1103
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 4: we thought it was. And then we were kind of

1104
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,919
Speaker 4: like in the middle of nowhere, and when we got there,

1105
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 4: they had the wrong charger for the Hyundai Ironic, So

1106
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 4: then we plugged it into the house and it just

1107
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 4: I was like, I hope that over three days we

1108
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:10,319
Speaker 4: get enough charge to get home. Yeah, that's to make

1109
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 4: it to like Baker's fee.

1110
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 2: I really want one, and I like those ionics, but

1111
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 2: I'm apprehensive. It's so scary to me that you have

1112
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 2: to map out is that just when you go somewhere,

1113
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 2: you have to check every three hundred miles if there is.

1114
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 4: A You're getting constant updates on the screen. But I'm

1115
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 4: always afraid of like, like what if I make a

1116
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:33,400
Speaker 4: wrong turn, Like we were, like we left after school,

1117
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:35,240
Speaker 4: so it was kind of late and it was dark

1118
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 4: and we were in the mountains.

1119
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 2: Right, and what if some other warring government that shuts

1120
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 2: down all of our communication.

1121
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 4: That's another thing. But I feel like I'll have a

1122
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 4: bigger fish to fry, That's right, right, a lot of things.

1123
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be glad. I got all these juice boxes.

1124
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 2: You're not You're not gonna be sad. You can't do

1125
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:00,279
Speaker 2: a vacation like.

1126
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:03,279
Speaker 1: All these people out there with no bracelets. But here

1127
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 1: I am like a king. Did you make yourself any

1128
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 1: bracelets or other people?

1129
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 4: No? It was so I mean, I go, my kid

1130
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 4: is sick. So I now know I'm not naive to

1131
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 4: think I'm going to have any fun at the party.

1132
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 4: But this was like a new level of it because

1133
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 4: I felt this responsibility to be the bounce house attendant

1134
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 4: the entire yea oh yeah. So I didn't talk to many,

1135
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,760
Speaker 4: and then I tried to, like I didn't do any

1136
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 4: other activities, but I tried to, like in order to

1137
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 4: talk to people, be like, hey, can you tell everybody

1138
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:38,920
Speaker 4: that I'm not being rude? I just can't talk to

1139
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 4: them as they come stand right here by the bounce house.

1140
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 4: And so then eventually I had like a little like

1141
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 4: people would come over and check in on me and

1142
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 4: and take don't give me a little break.

1143
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 2: I do that at parties where I'm like, this is

1144
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 2: my station. I'm going to be dealing with me music.

1145
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 2: I did that on my birthday. But then eventually I

1146
00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 2: loosen up and okay, let's follow them. What's going on?

1147
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, you don't need help.

1148
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 2: I can run up several stories with a hoes.

1149
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 4: I live in a corner of Eagle Rock that's like

1150
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 4: kind of right in between La and Glendale, So when

1151
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 4: we do get a brush fire there, they both show

1152
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 4: up sometimes, and I have a false sense of security

1153
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 4: that I'm in like the safest pot spot that I

1154
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 4: could possibly Yeah, because there's like double fire trucks every

1155
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 4: time something.

1156
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 2: Did you have to leave your house during them fires?

1157
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:33,240
Speaker 4: I didn't have to. My in laws live in Pasadena,

1158
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 4: so they and and they're old, so it felt like

1159
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 4: we should get them and the kid away. So we

1160
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 4: went to We didn't go to Palm Springs, went to

1161
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 4: Cathedral City, which.

1162
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 1: Is sure oh close to how is it comparatively not good?

1163
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 4: Yea, the Cathedrals, I don't really know. I was like,

1164
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 4: I don't think so, I was just like so focused

1165
00:58:56,720 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 4: on trying to I only had one shirt. You know

1166
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 4: what I mean. We had two dogs with us in

1167
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 4: a hotel room, so I didn't really get to like

1168
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,960
Speaker 4: see the sites. The whole time, I was like, how

1169
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 4: am I going to make sure that these dogs are

1170
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 4: now going to get along and all that sort of stuff.

1171
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 4: But it was a nice resort that we said they

1172
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 4: were live ducks on the grounds.

1173
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 2: I mean, that's a free party for kids.

1174
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 4: My daughter had a great time. Her friend Julian, who's

1175
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 4: was we mentioned earlier, because he left his water bottled

1176
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 4: at my house, also in Palm Springs, so they came

1177
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 4: over to play one day and they were like chasing

1178
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 4: ducks around on this golf course and they were swimming

1179
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 4: in the pool and at one point they like, un ironically,

1180
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:52,920
Speaker 4: Julian said, this is so fun. I hope the fires

1181
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:59,479
Speaker 4: never go. You don't understand the magnitude of what's appen.

1182
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1183
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:05,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, all fires mean is ducks and like kind of

1184
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 5: like canceling plans it like I bet you Julian's like me,

1185
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 5: where it's like, we love a nice canceled plan.

1186
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 1: We love it when things go a little awry.

1187
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 4: Man. It was early dismissal. Everybody came home from school yeah,

1188
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 4: you're not, you know, no homework, Like, yes, you can

1189
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 4: have chips for dinner again. Everything was all topsy turvy

1190
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 4: in a fun way for Yeah.

1191
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I was a kid, I remember it being

1192
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 2: so fun when Mount Saint Helen's blew.

1193
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:32,920
Speaker 4: Because it was.

1194
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 2: Four inches of ash. I'm like, it's snowing.

1195
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:43,600
Speaker 1: No school, Yeah, chaos is possible, that's great.

1196
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 2: I'm actually those I'm familiar with ducks on golf courses

1197
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:50,960
Speaker 2: and they can be aggressive, they will chase you.

1198
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, these guys were very mellow in a way where

1199
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:55,959
Speaker 4: I was like, they must be dealing with this all

1200
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 4: the time between the golfers and the hotel.

1201
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:02,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. Gas, Yeah, the young ducks that get mad. The

1202
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 2: old ones are like people. They're actually really comfortable, Like

1203
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:06,680
Speaker 2: do you have bread?

1204
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 1: That's pretty much what I'm here for.

1205
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:08,920
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1206
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:12,440
Speaker 4: They definitely have had some water features closer to the

1207
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 4: golf part of the hotel that were meant for the ducks,

1208
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:19,440
Speaker 4: and then there's a pool for the paying humans, and

1209
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:22,440
Speaker 4: they kept coming over into the pool every day and

1210
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 4: I was like that I'm kind of on the duck

1211
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 4: side here of like, you're not going to tell me

1212
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 4: which body of water I'm allowed to use here.

1213
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:29,800
Speaker 1: I love chlorine.

1214
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 2: I like it lounge.

1215
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 4: They were very emboldened, and I saw one go up

1216
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 4: to the bar and order some calamari, and so I

1217
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 4: think they must have a deal where they're just like

1218
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 4: allowed to do.

1219
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 1: He's snapping his feathers.

1220
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,320
Speaker 4: Put it on my tab please.

1221
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:50,800
Speaker 1: The tab is five million dollars.

1222
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 2: When he handed over the money for a second, his

1223
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 2: feathers turned to fingers. That's I always like that in

1224
01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:04,120
Speaker 2: a cartoon. Yeah, have you been doing stand up? I

1225
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 2: know that's one of the things.

1226
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:10,160
Speaker 4: You know. I pretty much like stopped because of life

1227
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 4: and because of like with I'm usually like writing on

1228
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 4: a show. I feel like so exhausted by the end

1229
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 4: of the day from that, I don't feel that desire

1230
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:22,960
Speaker 4: to do it. But I during the strike, I was

1231
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 4: contacted by I have a friend who like does an

1232
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 4: improv show that he tours with, and it's always a

1233
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:33,720
Speaker 4: different group of people in him friend, no different friend.

1234
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:37,120
Speaker 4: I am proud of Ben Schwartz. Good guess though, man,

1235
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 4: I wish I was doing Ben Schwartz's improvuct. This guy's

1236
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 4: names Casey Fay, and he was doing the Omaha Comedy

1237
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 4: Festival and he basically was like they were like, do

1238
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 4: you know anybody who also does stand up who would

1239
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:53,960
Speaker 4: be able to do a stand up set? And they

1240
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 4: gave him my name and then they were like, great,

1241
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:59,040
Speaker 4: you're gonna do an hour of stand up?

1242
01:02:59,080 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 2: Oh wow?

1243
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 4: And I had not done stand up at this point

1244
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 4: in fifty seven years, so I was like, oh no.

1245
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 4: But it was during the writers strike where I was

1246
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 4: had all this downtime suddenly, so I was like, fuck it,

1247
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do it. I think someone involved in the

1248
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:21,680
Speaker 4: comedy festival came to their senses and they were like,

1249
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,680
Speaker 4: we're actually not gonna have you do an hour of

1250
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:26,800
Speaker 4: stand up, and I was like co headlining one night

1251
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:28,520
Speaker 4: where I had to do a thirty minute set, which

1252
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 4: is still quite a bit. Yeah yeah, but I really

1253
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,480
Speaker 4: got into like I was like doing open mics again. Yeah,

1254
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:37,520
Speaker 4: that's great, trying to generate material, and I really had

1255
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:40,880
Speaker 4: fun doing it. And then immediately once I once work

1256
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 4: came back, I stopped doing right.

1257
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's easy to I just make myself do it

1258
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 2: because it's kind of my livelihood. But I totally understand

1259
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:54,480
Speaker 2: not doing it, and I think about making that decision

1260
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:57,440
Speaker 2: all the time, and something like a writing job would

1261
01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:00,760
Speaker 2: do it, but you are good at at it, and

1262
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 2: so I assume you enjoy it.

1263
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 4: I really love it when I do get to do it,

1264
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 4: and it is it's I'm always so amazed by. I

1265
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 4: feel like I can go away from improv and come

1266
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 4: back to improv and it's kind of like maybe you're

1267
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 4: a little rusty, but you can still do it. And

1268
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 4: it's like you just can't do that with stand up

1269
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,760
Speaker 4: at all. Like the first couple of times I tried

1270
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:20,040
Speaker 4: to do it again, I was like, I don't I'm

1271
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:22,880
Speaker 4: not even sure I know how to talk anymore. Like

1272
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:26,439
Speaker 4: this is absolutely the hardest thing that I've ever done,

1273
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:28,880
Speaker 4: and I feel like I'm immediately back to zero, and.

1274
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,680
Speaker 1: There's nothing worse than sorry, but there's nothing worse than.

1275
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:34,960
Speaker 3: That that feeling of this is the thing I've done

1276
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:39,200
Speaker 3: for whatever ten fifteen plus years, and suddenly I'm either

1277
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,400
Speaker 3: not like I always defined it as I'm not good

1278
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,840
Speaker 3: at this anymore, as opposed to just I'm out of

1279
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:47,240
Speaker 3: practice and a little I'm resisting. How this actually works

1280
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 3: is I have to eat shit eight times and then

1281
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:51,360
Speaker 3: I'll be okay. But instead I was like I got

1282
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:53,320
Speaker 3: up to the fifth time and I was like, maybe

1283
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:55,880
Speaker 3: this isn't Maybe I just can't do it anymore because

1284
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:57,960
Speaker 3: it's so painful when you don't do well.

1285
01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:02,480
Speaker 4: Really, it's really hard if you've ever done well at all.

1286
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 4: It's like it didn't feel as hard when I was starting,

1287
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:08,120
Speaker 4: and I was as bad, if not worse, but I

1288
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:11,560
Speaker 4: didn't know what it felt like to do good yet, right.

1289
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:14,440
Speaker 4: And I remember like talking to a friend as I

1290
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:16,920
Speaker 4: was like ramping up to do this, and he was like, well,

1291
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:18,840
Speaker 4: why don't you ask like Nick if you can get

1292
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:20,560
Speaker 4: on his show or whatever, like other friends of ours

1293
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:23,520
Speaker 4: who have like stand up shows. And I was like, A,

1294
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:26,200
Speaker 4: I don't want to do that to those audiences. But me,

1295
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:29,240
Speaker 4: that's like the scariest thing I've could. Like It's one

1296
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:31,160
Speaker 4: thing to like go to an open mic in each

1297
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:32,560
Speaker 4: shit again, but I'm like, I don't want to go

1298
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:36,760
Speaker 4: to like Largo and be like I don't know or

1299
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:37,760
Speaker 4: what I'm saying.

1300
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 2: I feel that way a Largo and I do stand

1301
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:46,960
Speaker 2: up all the time. It's not that it's a difficult

1302
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:49,640
Speaker 2: crowd or it just seems like the stakes are higher.

1303
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:52,720
Speaker 2: I want to do well, mainly because they pay decent

1304
01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:54,120
Speaker 2: money to see those shows.

1305
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I always want to.

1306
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 1: Do well because the other people on the show, you're

1307
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 1: just like, you know, want to hold your own and

1308
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:04,959
Speaker 1: or it just feels like that's that's how I got taught.

1309
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:09,680
Speaker 3: Is like the stand up chip of popularity, Like directly it.

1310
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:11,800
Speaker 4: Relates to playing here, It'll be easier.

1311
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:15,280
Speaker 2: You would you ever do like Nick Kroll's show there?

1312
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:18,600
Speaker 4: And well after I had spent a couple months and

1313
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,919
Speaker 4: I felt like I was starting to have material I did,

1314
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:22,560
Speaker 4: I was like, hey, can I do this? It was

1315
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:24,720
Speaker 4: like the weekend right before I had to go do

1316
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 4: this show. Oh right, yeah, and he was like yes,

1317
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:30,480
Speaker 4: of course. And I think that I had a good

1318
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:34,680
Speaker 4: time there because I was by far the least famous

1319
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:38,080
Speaker 4: person on the show, so by default he had to

1320
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Speaker 4: put me up first. Make it right here, and he

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Speaker 4: does a really great job of warming up the crowd,

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01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,919
Speaker 4: and then I'm the first person to go out there,

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01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:48,640
Speaker 4: so they're like so excited to see anybody that I

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01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 4: felt like I had a good.

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Speaker 2: Set when when you feel like they and.

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Speaker 4: Then I would make this first left here if you

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Speaker 4: can get all the way over.

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Speaker 2: Oh the fancy innovative car wash, look at it, solar

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01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:03,800
Speaker 2: panel that looks. Is there amaze for children up top?

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01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:09,960
Speaker 4: That yeah, you can just drop me off here and

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01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:13,880
Speaker 4: let me get my zipping gloves, because now I've learned

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Speaker 4: the lesson.

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01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:16,680
Speaker 2: Only forty at a time. Please.

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01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:19,800
Speaker 4: The kids love going to the car wash and getting

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01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:22,720
Speaker 4: zipped into a big tube on the roof.

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01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 2: Would you ever do like you do some voices on

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01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:31,080
Speaker 2: big Mouth that if you went into them, people would

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01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,880
Speaker 2: know them right, Like, do you ever resort to that?

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01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:34,040
Speaker 4: Like?

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01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:36,800
Speaker 2: Or do you would you rather just be like, oh, I've.

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01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:39,120
Speaker 4: Never tried it. I mean, all of my characters are

1342
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:43,720
Speaker 4: such tertiary characters that I'm too afraid that I'd be like, hey, guys,

1343
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:47,000
Speaker 4: you ready to hear from lump humping, And they're gonna be.

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01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:54,880
Speaker 2: Like, here's something I did on comedy bang man. Okay, okay, yeah,

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01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:59,160
Speaker 2: that would be you're setting yourself up so much. Of

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01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:01,640
Speaker 2: course I knew that was the answer.

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01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:05,440
Speaker 1: The best kind of interview. That's what I thought you

1348
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:06,200
Speaker 1: were going to say.

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01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:07,560
Speaker 2: This is not your house?

1350
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:08,040
Speaker 4: Is it?

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01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:09,400
Speaker 2: Where are we right there?

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01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:10,840
Speaker 4: It's one it's one over.

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01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:15,200
Speaker 1: I do not take a chace that one street over?

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01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:18,040
Speaker 4: No, No, it's that that's it there? You mean, just

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01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:18,679
Speaker 4: not this house?

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01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:24,040
Speaker 2: This right, not this I sore the door? Did Was

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01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:27,200
Speaker 2: there a lot of shopping that went into choosing the

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01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:28,960
Speaker 2: front door? It's a beautiful door.

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01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:32,280
Speaker 4: Uh No, not at all, or at least I wasn't

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01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:37,080
Speaker 4: really involved in it. I I kind of have terrible taste.

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01:08:37,439 --> 01:08:41,360
Speaker 4: So anything with our house is directly a response, Uh,

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01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:47,000
Speaker 4: my wife's choice. I trust her with it. When we

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01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:50,920
Speaker 4: started dating, I just lived in like an apartment that

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01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:54,840
Speaker 4: was just all blank walls, and like, I had five

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01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,679
Speaker 4: thousand CDs at that point.

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01:08:56,880 --> 01:09:00,120
Speaker 1: So yeah, she just sort of selling point.

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01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:02,479
Speaker 4: The situation from there and was like, I'm just not

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01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:04,719
Speaker 4: going to ask you about any of this stuff.

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01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:07,680
Speaker 1: You take your CD tower and you go into the

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01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:09,360
Speaker 1: other room. I'll take care of the rest of this.

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01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:12,080
Speaker 4: We I have an office in the back here. Now

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01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:14,600
Speaker 4: we have these cabinets that I can't bring myself to

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01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:17,320
Speaker 4: get rid of the CDs for some reason, and so

1374
01:09:17,439 --> 01:09:20,760
Speaker 4: we have these cabinets that are just now closed and

1375
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:23,000
Speaker 4: if you open them, there's just five thousands.

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01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:23,840
Speaker 2: That's great.

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01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:27,280
Speaker 4: I don't play them anymore because I could be right,

1378
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:31,479
Speaker 4: but I'm just waiting for long for My friend Ben

1379
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:34,439
Speaker 4: texted me recently, was like, I'm starting to come back.

1380
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:37,800
Speaker 2: Oh, CDs are coming back like cassettes.

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01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,439
Speaker 4: I wish we weren't. At the end, I would try

1382
01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:41,320
Speaker 4: to figure out a way to bring up him one

1383
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:47,760
Speaker 4: more time. Fun Yeah, but he but he was like, yeah,

1384
01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:49,920
Speaker 4: they're start like, I guess kids are starting to have

1385
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,040
Speaker 4: nostalgia for specifically those.

1386
01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:56,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I of course they will. That's what the cassette

1387
01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:58,760
Speaker 2: thing's about anyway. It's not that it's so fun that

1388
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:02,360
Speaker 2: there's a ribbon with two wheels. It's having control and

1389
01:10:02,439 --> 01:10:03,840
Speaker 2: putting a thing in you get.

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01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:08,000
Speaker 4: There's liner notes with them sometimes, yeah, artwork, you know,

1391
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:09,759
Speaker 4: it's like all that stuff is gone.

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01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:15,040
Speaker 2: I still love the smell of a cassette jacket. Oh yeah, yeah,

1393
01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:21,840
Speaker 2: you have unfolded ah dire straits. It's my first ever day.

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01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:26,519
Speaker 1: I wish this. This felt like it was fifteen minutes long.

1395
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:27,880
Speaker 1: I wish we could keep doing this.

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01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:31,479
Speaker 4: It's because I made you guys do something. Yours smart.

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01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:34,519
Speaker 2: You're great, very distracted, You're great on this podcast and

1398
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:37,840
Speaker 2: great at telling a story while giving precise turn to.

1399
01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:42,200
Speaker 3: The directions were incredible. You were like flowing back and forth.

1400
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:43,519
Speaker 3: You didn't ever lose your spot.

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01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:46,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was very nervous. I was the whole time,

1402
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:48,120
Speaker 4: because I was like, was I supposed to tell you

1403
01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:49,680
Speaker 4: ahead of time that we were going to do this?

1404
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:52,320
Speaker 4: Now these extra directions, we don't care you.

1405
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:54,719
Speaker 2: We all know that chaos works.

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01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:55,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:59,599
Speaker 4: Well, I'm really impressed because the fact that you're driving

1408
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:03,759
Speaker 4: in a conversation less so for you, Chrispy, I couldn't

1409
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:04,040
Speaker 4: do it.

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01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:09,040
Speaker 2: No, you're I really had trouble with it. I Karen

1411
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:11,040
Speaker 2: would ask me a question, I'm like, I don't know.

1412
01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:14,800
Speaker 1: I have to trying to put and we were we.

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01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:16,640
Speaker 2: Used to go to the airport and I would be

1414
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:20,160
Speaker 2: all stressed out, and uh yeah, we stopped doing that,

1415
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:22,479
Speaker 2: but Karen's a better multitask or so.

1416
01:11:24,479 --> 01:11:27,519
Speaker 4: The airport episodes sound like they would be the hardest thing.

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01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:32,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was pre pre uh uber left days. Yeah.

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01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:35,240
Speaker 4: Well, do you guys want twelve pounds of Hello Panda

1419
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:38,400
Speaker 4: chocolate cookies? Twelve bags?

1420
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:43,439
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I will take another beverage for the rest.

1421
01:11:43,479 --> 01:11:43,920
Speaker 4: It's great.

1422
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:46,680
Speaker 2: I do want one of those little marble likeys.

1423
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:52,480
Speaker 4: Okay, so I got melon left or lighty, leachy or strawberry.

1424
01:11:53,479 --> 01:11:54,880
Speaker 2: Isn't that a recording artist?

1425
01:11:56,439 --> 01:11:56,479
Speaker 4: Like?

1426
01:11:57,960 --> 01:11:59,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, thank you, I'll have a leachy leple.

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01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:05,439
Speaker 4: Okay, great, and you're sure you don't want anything at least, then.

1428
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:08,559
Speaker 1: Just try one. Just try it.

1429
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:10,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to try one of these weird ones.

1430
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:14,840
Speaker 1: I'll do it. My marble's gone.

1431
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:19,960
Speaker 2: Wait a minute. It eventually it dissolves, eventually, does it?

1432
01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:23,280
Speaker 4: I guess I should know this before.

1433
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:24,719
Speaker 2: What's the form?

1434
01:12:27,439 --> 01:12:29,640
Speaker 4: I don't remember this part of it, but I immediately

1435
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:33,479
Speaker 4: was like, yep, that always happens.

1436
01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:36,360
Speaker 1: And you're definitely not choking on that marble dissolves, like.

1437
01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:40,400
Speaker 2: And I you know when they execute someone.

1438
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:43,439
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right, yeah, gas chamber style.

1439
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:46,840
Speaker 4: Well this was such a treat and you helped me

1440
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:47,200
Speaker 4: do it.

1441
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:51,719
Speaker 1: Chure right, it's totally done unless you have like plugs

1442
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:53,240
Speaker 1: or anything you want people.

1443
01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:54,400
Speaker 2: To Yeah, what's coming up?

1444
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:58,519
Speaker 4: I have a show that I'm making right now. That's

1445
01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:02,280
Speaker 4: an animated show about my old cat that we actually

1446
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:03,000
Speaker 4: mentioned before.

1447
01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:06,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's the name of the cat and the thing.

1448
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:10,439
Speaker 4: But I can't say anything else about it. And because

1449
01:13:10,479 --> 01:13:14,000
Speaker 4: it's animation or no idea, it's a it's a fun

1450
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,120
Speaker 4: thing in my life proper, Like, when's the show coming out?

1451
01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:21,479
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't know. Yeah, if the joke still makes.

1452
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:23,479
Speaker 1: Sense, right in the future.

1453
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:28,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's that's what's that's what I'm that's exciting.

1454
01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:30,240
Speaker 2: I'm going to watch the ship out of it.

1455
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:31,000
Speaker 4: Thank you.

1456
01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:33,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, we support you entirely.

1457
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:35,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, this was a treat guys. Thank you so much.

1458
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:36,320
Speaker 1: For so fun.

1459
01:13:36,439 --> 01:13:38,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, congrats on the house renovation.

1460
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:39,920
Speaker 1: Yes, it looks absolutely gorgeous.

1461
01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:42,599
Speaker 3: To tell your wife thank you, and your little dog

1462
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:44,400
Speaker 3: that's looking waiting for you to get out of this car.

1463
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:48,519
Speaker 4: It's so confused. He has extreme separation anxiety.

1464
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:50,400
Speaker 2: Why did you leave with my water bottle?

1465
01:13:50,479 --> 01:13:52,160
Speaker 1: He's like, get back here with those cookies.

1466
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:54,439
Speaker 4: He's like, I don't know that. People.

1467
01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:56,920
Speaker 1: Thank you, Joe, good to see you.

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01:13:56,960 --> 01:14:01,160
Speaker 2: Good to see you. You've been listen Do you need

1469
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:03,080
Speaker 2: a ride? Or did you have a closing statement?

1470
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:07,040
Speaker 1: Hi? Great great guests, good times, great oldies.

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01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:11,160
Speaker 2: You've been listening to? Do you need to ride? Great oldies?

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01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:22,919
Speaker 2: De Wyan Year. This has been an exactly right production.

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01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:25,639
Speaker 1: Our senior producer is Analise Nelson.

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01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:28,200
Speaker 2: Mixed by Edson Choy, Our.

1475
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:29,759
Speaker 1: Talent booker is Patrick Cottner.

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01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:31,960
Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgarriff.

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01:14:32,439 --> 01:14:33,840
Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:37,800
Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar podcast.

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01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:41,960
Speaker 2: That's d y n ar podcast. For more information, go

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01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:44,360
Speaker 2: to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:46,639
Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh, you're welcome.