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Speaker 1: Then Jewels show on demand, Jebils dirty little secret. These

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Speaker 1: times you're a dirty little secrets. So somebody's on the phone,

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Speaker 1: we don't know their name because everybody stays anonymous. So hello,

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Speaker 1: how are you? Hey you? Yeah, that's right. When you

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Speaker 1: it's like when you forget somebody's name. Yeah, you're like,

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Speaker 1: hey you how you been to say? Hey? How's it going? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So how are you on the phone? You? I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I could use that little smile things because my dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret's a little frustrating, really a little frustrating. Why

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Speaker 1: is it frustrating? Well, I'm kind of frustrated. I mean,

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Speaker 1: but I'm also kind of excited and I'm nervous and

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Speaker 1: I'm scared. It's just it's a big day, you know,

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Speaker 1: today's to day. Wait, today is a big day. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: A lot going on with your dery little secret there. Frustrated, nervous, excited.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it sounds like emotions. Yeah, what's going on, buddy?

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Speaker 1: What's the big day? I am? I am a ball

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Speaker 1: of emotions. Um, I'm breaking up with my girlfriend today.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh oh why yeah, that's the problem. I feel bad.

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Speaker 1: It's just like we're not compatible anymore, Like it's just

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Speaker 1: a kind of gizzled out. Wow. Do you think do

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Speaker 1: you think she has any idea that it's coming? No?

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Speaker 1: I don't think so that's why I'm so nervous. Do

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Speaker 1: you guys live together or how long have you guys

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Speaker 1: been together? Actually about a year and a half Okay,

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Speaker 1: and you said no, you don't live together, so that

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Speaker 1: makes it easier. Yeah, and she's not. Probably she was

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Speaker 1: planning to move in and that's kind of the problem before. Well,

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Speaker 1: good for you for cutting it off before it got further.

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Speaker 1: And then you have to do it later when you

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Speaker 1: already know. Do you know it would suck? What if

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Speaker 1: she's planning to propose today, she calls in with a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret later and she's like, I'm proposing to

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Speaker 1: my boyfriend and later today it's not really Uh, I

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Speaker 1: mean that's that's kind of a sweet secret. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: you're breaking up with your girlfriend today? She has no

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Speaker 1: Are you sure she has no idea? Because most of

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Speaker 1: time you think the relationship has gotten to a point

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Speaker 1: where both people kind of know that somebody could break

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Speaker 1: up at any moment. Yeah. Um, but you don't like

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Speaker 1: it's there, it's gonna be She's gonna be completely shocked. No,

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Speaker 1: that's the problem. Like a month ago, she's the one

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Speaker 1: to suggest it moving in and so like she's totally

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Speaker 1: on board with this, and you now I know I'm not. Wow,

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Speaker 1: Well good luck. Yeah, I wish you the best. I've

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Speaker 1: been play playing it over in your head over and

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Speaker 1: over again, trying to fake, you know, the speech that

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Speaker 1: you're gonna give her, or what you're gonna say. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I've gone over it my head time and

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Speaker 1: time again. I know what I want to say. It's

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Speaker 1: just hard to actually say. You know. Yeah, Well, can

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Speaker 1: you give us a taste. We'll let you do a

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Speaker 1: dry run through right now. You want to practice on, Alex,

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Speaker 1: No, no no, don't do it. I want to hear it.

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Speaker 1: I want to hear it. It'll help you, It'll help

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Speaker 1: you run through it one time. So okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: give me your best shot. I just don't. Okay, it's

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Speaker 1: already bad. It's already it's already bad. I know. But

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Speaker 1: I mean you didn't even say hey, like you weren't

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Speaker 1: even soft at all. It's like, Alex, we need to talk.

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Speaker 1: Ye hey babe, Hey, sit down for a second. You know,

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Speaker 1: none of that can maybe maybe you should start it

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Speaker 1: like that, see this, this is good that you're running

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Speaker 1: through it now. No, but I talked to her friend

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Speaker 1: and he said, don't call her babe. He's like, don't

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Speaker 1: say any pet names, don't say anything. Just get to it,

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Speaker 1: like ripping off. That's a bad friend. It is ripping

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Speaker 1: off a band aid. You don't need to call her babe.

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Speaker 1: That's true. Actually, don't do that. No, No, just call

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Speaker 1: her by her first name. We won't ask what it is.

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Speaker 1: It's a little secret. So just like if her name's

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Speaker 1: like Claire, but like hey Claire, yeah, and then she'll

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Speaker 1: know what's up already and she's like, oh, he's breaking

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Speaker 1: up with me. So I really should say hey Claire,

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Speaker 1: we should talk like before I say it, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't say her say her name, you know, if

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Speaker 1: her name is not Claire. No, I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: say her real name. I know. I'm saying, when you

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Speaker 1: talk to her, say her real name is I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: when you talk to her, say her real name, don't

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Speaker 1: say Claire. Yes, you're I know. I was just making

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Speaker 1: a joke. We're for the example, if I call her Claire,

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Speaker 1: maybe she'll think I'm dating somebody else, and that is

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Speaker 1: what you can do. But yes, call her by her name,

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Speaker 1: so give us a taste of it real quick. Okay, Hey,

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Speaker 1: I don't think this is working out, and I think

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Speaker 1: we should maybe take a break. Nope, Nope, that wasn't good.

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Speaker 1: You can't say take a break because you're not planning

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Speaker 1: on getting back with her. So hey, I am just

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Speaker 1: not in love with you anymore and I'm not feeling it,

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Speaker 1: and I just think that it would be best for

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Speaker 1: both of us to move on before it gets a

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Speaker 1: need further and waste people's time. So I mean, I'll

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Speaker 1: always you know, adore you and love you, and I

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Speaker 1: hope you're the best. You'll always have a special place

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Speaker 1: in my heart. But so just repeat that and you

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Speaker 1: should be good. Yep, I'm writing it down. And if

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Speaker 1: that doesn't work, just tell her you started dating someone

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Speaker 1: named Claire then Jebel Show on Demand