Speaker 1: But this would be our luck. No, it's ship. I
Speaker 1: was trying to read it. I was trying to read it. Shit,
Speaker 1: it's s ship. Delete Delete. Calm Down with Aaron and
Speaker 1: Chrissa is a production of I Heart Radio. What's happening everyone?
Speaker 1: It is a new year. And let me tell you what.
Speaker 1: This gal just got a spray tan and that looked
Speaker 1: like a real thick. I cannot wash this thing off
Speaker 1: for eight hours. I look like I'm Chandler from Friends.
Speaker 1: You know, you know what he gets the spray tan
Speaker 1: and his teeth are so raw. Yeah? Sorry, um I
Speaker 1: do I look like an asshole? But well, what's new?
Speaker 1: Happy holidays everyone? Speaking of holidays? Who knew that the
Speaker 1: Monday after the New year's a holiday? We'll get to
Speaker 1: that later. We don't have enough time with this hand
Speaker 1: white Actually not bad this time. It's the pre game.
Speaker 1: It's fun for everyone, right, it's w C. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, um okay, let's start with the free game.
Speaker 1: Of course, if you want to hear us bitch, and
Speaker 1: we're only two days into the new year, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to listen to our longer podcast that will come
Speaker 1: out on Thursday. I am getting ready to go off
Speaker 1: on some tangents and some things, but let's start with
Speaker 1: Alyssa twenty two one. To you guys again, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for writing in. It makes us feel so
Speaker 1: important and especially that you've got to actually care see me.
Speaker 1: Um okay, I plan I this. I love this question
Speaker 1: so much, Ryan, thank you for picking it out. I
Speaker 1: planned my whole week around when I wash my hair.
Speaker 1: I have been seen. How in the hell do you do?
Speaker 1: Y'all do that with your events? Or do you wash
Speaker 1: it all the time? The people need to know. Well,
Speaker 1: I can answer her. For Carissa, she washes her hair
Speaker 1: five times a day, which is so bad for your hair,
Speaker 1: which is why I have five strands of hair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh stop, you do not you're on the full um neutralful? Hey,
Speaker 1: I yeah, I do, Alyssa. I'm not gonna lie. I
Speaker 1: do plan. I washes around what I'm doing. Uh. For example,
Speaker 1: if I know I have a sit down interview, I
Speaker 1: don't want it to be super clean that day, or
Speaker 1: if I know the game. Here's an example, Sunday really
Speaker 1: humid yesterday in Tampa. So is that an all down
Speaker 1: need to wash your hair? No? You know what I did?
Speaker 1: I just washed the front traps. I like to say
Speaker 1: top wash. I put the longer stuff in the back
Speaker 1: because I knew it was going to be in a ponytail,
Speaker 1: and I just washed the front. It's really interesting if
Speaker 1: anyone had walked in on me in the shower, because
Speaker 1: you got this part down, hanging down the other part
Speaker 1: you're trying to wash your face. It's a ship show.
Speaker 1: But yes, I do the same thing. Um, Like Aaron
Speaker 1: just said, I washed my I cannot stand like after
Speaker 1: I go for work out whatever, I can't do the
Speaker 1: light a match and stay a while. Don't get that
Speaker 1: near my hair because it is flammable with all of
Speaker 1: the disastrous things I've done to it. No, I wash
Speaker 1: it every day, sometimes three times a day. It's not
Speaker 1: good for me. Anyways. Thank you for asking Alyssa up
Speaker 1: Leaning four. She was the first splurge purchase with your
Speaker 1: first I made it paycheck. I'm still waiting, you know.
Speaker 1: I just I haven't quite had that made it to
Speaker 1: the league moment. No, I feel very fortunate. We both
Speaker 1: had great jobs. We um worked really hard for our money.
Speaker 1: I think sure, I think a house, which again on
Speaker 1: the Longer podcast, I've got some thoughts about being a homeowner.
Speaker 1: They said it would be great, but I spent the
Speaker 1: morning dealing with the contractors and the leaky roof. But hey,
Speaker 1: um the new year. Yeah, a house. Buying my first
Speaker 1: house was my big I'm a big girl. I can
Speaker 1: do it on my own feeling, and it was the
Speaker 1: most amazing thing. It was a house I always wanted to,
Speaker 1: always wanted in Malibu on the water, and I got it.
Speaker 1: And that was a purchase that I'm very very very
Speaker 1: very proud of. I've learned that for you and so
Speaker 1: proud of that. Mine was a brand new stick shift
Speaker 1: Black Jetta. I didn't buy the BMW because I was
Speaker 1: your made it money. Well. No, I did buy a
Speaker 1: house for myself when I was single in Atlanta, and
Speaker 1: the story goes that I didn't need as many bedrooms
Speaker 1: as I had, but I really felt proud of myself
Speaker 1: and I bought like a four bedroom town home in Atlanta,
Speaker 1: and that's like where you feel like rich rich, Like now,
Speaker 1: I would never you know, you can't do that out
Speaker 1: here in California. But it was cool and it was
Speaker 1: probably a huge waste of money. But I was young
Speaker 1: and stupid and living by myself. My sister came to
Speaker 1: live with me for a while. It was fine. I
Speaker 1: never was where she lived with you. Yeah, I used
Speaker 1: it as a storage because I worked like four games
Speaker 1: a week for ESPN at the time in Atlanta was
Speaker 1: a hub, so it literally was like a storage unit.
Speaker 1: Delta Diamond status in three weeks into the new year.
Speaker 1: So if you want a bitch about me people out there,
Speaker 1: maybe no, I'm not even to go there. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go there on third on our Thursday podcast because
Speaker 1: I got some things to say yet ass off. Oh
Speaker 1: yeah it was great. Kay. Courtney's stead man favorite ice
Speaker 1: cream flavor chocolate ice cream with almonds. Chocolate almond ice
Speaker 1: cream so good. But if I can't get it, I
Speaker 1: like a chocolate chip ice cream at thirty one Flavors,
Speaker 1: that's the thirty second flavor because I have never heard
Speaker 1: of that in my um Like it's hard mint chocolate
Speaker 1: chip is mine or cookie dough and I'm the dick
Speaker 1: who digs in and gets all the cookie dough out,
Speaker 1: so then the next person goes in and it's just vanilla. What.
Speaker 1: I can't eat a whole ice cream I used to
Speaker 1: be able to back in the day, or I have
Speaker 1: raging stomach issues. You put it all you and Daisy
Speaker 1: both Lauri put it all together, and the or you
Speaker 1: can't put it all together? From Lauren one fort Carissa,
Speaker 1: how was your time on splash? My mom and I
Speaker 1: loved it? Laura's little cutie. I've just found the two
Speaker 1: people that watched that show, because the ratings told me
Speaker 1: no one watched it. It was a flop, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I was just having this conversation yesterday
Speaker 1: with someone about how scary diving is, Like when I
Speaker 1: watched the divers in the Olympics, I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Like at some point you have to practice
Speaker 1: those dives off the thirty five platform and it's concrete
Speaker 1: and there's no bounce, and how you're getting hurt at
Speaker 1: some point practicing these moves. So then ABC decides, Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what we're gonna do. We're gonna put Kareem
Speaker 1: abdul Jabbar thirty five ms up in the air. Nothing
Speaker 1: can go wrong here. It was entertaining, but it only
Speaker 1: lasted one season for a reason. So Lauren, thank you
Speaker 1: for watching. I had a great time on the show
Speaker 1: with my friends there. But Kendra, where's Kendra what's she
Speaker 1: up to? The girl next door? Oh yeah, she did
Speaker 1: it too. She didn't like they did your show and
Speaker 1: then they went to Chancing with the Stars. Everybody who
Speaker 1: did that, you know, absolutely so. I was entertained hosting
Speaker 1: the show. Joey Lawrence, he didn't want to get in
Speaker 1: the pool, didn't want to get the hair wet. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? You do the mask, but um,
Speaker 1: it was an accident waiting to happen. But thank you,
Speaker 1: Lauren Nick. Thank god one didn't though? Did was or
Speaker 1: an accident? Well, there was an ambulance. But everyone made
Speaker 1: it out alive, you know, oh good good. Producers loved
Speaker 1: it though. That added to the package. Um okay, sb Pace,
Speaker 1: biggest surprise of two. I don't know, it's all a blur.
Speaker 1: It feels like it's all rolling into that. I made
Speaker 1: it out alive. A little less money, I've made it
Speaker 1: out alive. It's half do you what's the top gunline?
Speaker 1: You're writing checks your body can't cash. I wrote checks
Speaker 1: they cashed for someone else, but worth it? Next that
Speaker 1: made the New York Post. Bria Wilson, are you take
Speaker 1: are YouTube? Taking a fun trip together? After the super Bowl?
Speaker 1: How many in the beach, all the places. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: are very excited about our postseason VAK schedule. Let's actually
Speaker 1: have a come to fruition. We're getting better at this
Speaker 1: farm Rare mr in Illinois. Liz Hudson three, if you
Speaker 1: can hellow us where sheet, if you can accomplish one thing,
Speaker 1: what would it be? I absolutely love that question and
Speaker 1: it's a great way to end. Liz Hudson three, E
Speaker 1: you go first. I don't know. I'll go first. I
Speaker 1: am really, really really gonna work on my patients. It
Speaker 1: is not something dot God did not give me patients, uh,
Speaker 1: and I think he wants me to earn it in
Speaker 1: this lifetime. And I'm four years old and I don't
Speaker 1: have it yet. But I wrote down yesterday my resolutions,
Speaker 1: and one of them is patients. And so I do.
Speaker 1: I write down what a resolution is, and then I
Speaker 1: do an actionable thing on how I'm going to hopefully
Speaker 1: achieve that resolution. And so alongside patients, I wrote count
Speaker 1: to five before responding. So if I want to just
Speaker 1: react right away, I have to go and then react
Speaker 1: and hopefully that five seconds will give me more grace
Speaker 1: because I am reactionary, reactionary pow and I want to
Speaker 1: we're on being a little less. I think you and
Speaker 1: I need ten seconds to be Probably five is not enough.
Speaker 1: Go to ten and then count backwards. I was reading
Speaker 1: a thing on Instagram yesterday. If you are raising a boy,
Speaker 1: these are some tips that are important, and one of
Speaker 1: them is teach him if he is upset and wants
Speaker 1: to write an angry email, write it, read it, and
Speaker 1: delete it. And I thought, wow, if I have a boy,
Speaker 1: his mother should practice that as well. With tax too.
Speaker 1: I also need to see the girl call him of that,
Speaker 1: because I should probably be reading that. Kathy Thompson was
Speaker 1: definitely not submitting any articles to that suggestions in that
Speaker 1: in terms of raising girls, I really really like that.
Speaker 1: I didn't able to tell you about it, but this one,
Speaker 1: this would be our luck. No, it's ship. I was
Speaker 1: trying to read it. I was trying to read it. Shit,
Speaker 1: it's ship. Delete, delete, I know, I know, I know,
Speaker 1: I yeah. No. Patience is a good one. I needed
Speaker 1: to I was in need of patience yesterday when I
Speaker 1: was traveling and I had massive chest pains about something
Speaker 1: from our game, and I just thought to myself, why
Speaker 1: do I care? Why? And not that I'm saying you
Speaker 1: can't care about your job, but like, put it in perspective,
Speaker 1: we care about we care, and I think that's what
Speaker 1: makes me so piste off about a lot of other things,
Speaker 1: is that you and I care so much about And again,
Speaker 1: there's going to be a rant about this on the
Speaker 1: Thursday podcast. I know you guys can't wait to hear it.
Speaker 1: I've I've built it up so much, but yeah, it's
Speaker 1: because I have patience with them. But I need to
Speaker 1: work on patients and putting it all into perspective because
Speaker 1: I'm going to drive this guy right out of this
Speaker 1: house if I don't, because he's getting to the point
Speaker 1: where he's like, I can't hear about it. Well, I've
Speaker 1: kicked some out of my house, so don't come to
Speaker 1: me for advice on that. Well. For more, visit us
Speaker 1: on the full podcast via Thursday, Happy New Year, Happy
Speaker 1: fucking New Year. Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa is
Speaker 1: a production of I Heart Radio. For more podcasts from
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