Speaker 1: Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest
Speaker 1: tits flashing back through thirty one years of radio Gold
Speaker 1: every Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick
Speaker 1: and Bubba's greatest.
Speaker 2: Tis Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.
Speaker 1: How about this elephants? And you know what when I
Speaker 1: told the guide, you know, because they know all the animals,
Speaker 1: right that in our state that our two main football
Speaker 1: teams does they have all sorts of eagles there too,
Speaker 1: all sorts of them, right, they said, which we saw them,
Speaker 1: they were unbelievable, And I said, we have an eagle
Speaker 1: that flies around the stadium and lands in the middle
Speaker 1: of the field and eats a hot dog. Listen if
Speaker 1: you could have seen his face. And then I said,
Speaker 1: in our other team are actually the elephants. I mean
Speaker 1: their mascot's an elephant. And he was like, are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? And I'm like no, it's unbelievable. So anyway,
Speaker 1: so seeing an elephant, we came upon elephants and there's
Speaker 1: elephants just all into the brush and standing back in there.
Speaker 1: And then like there's an elephant that just takes a
Speaker 1: tree and just pushes it down like for fun, like
Speaker 1: it's nothing that was he eating it or was it
Speaker 1: just for fun? Like I think I'll just trying to
Speaker 1: eat some of the acadia or something off of just
Speaker 1: pushes it down because they couldn't get to something.
Speaker 3: What about the environmental damage? That calls right, boy, tell
Speaker 3: you what you think.
Speaker 1: Hogs are bad? Get a hurt elephant. I wouldn't want
Speaker 1: to tell him about it. And we had a female
Speaker 1: flare ears up at us in charge, the charge of
Speaker 1: the jeep. Really that was interesting, I said, I guess
Speaker 1: we're supposed to be quiet again. And uh so that
Speaker 1: that was interesting. And we saw little baby elephants, little
Speaker 1: tiny babies which they held their tails. Yes, isn't that funny?
Speaker 1: The elephant walk. We got some pictures of that coming up.
Speaker 1: Keep checking down the gallery. So anyway, so then they
Speaker 1: we we've lost Speedy to leopard hunting. Then I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to find bee roll. Oh but look at look
Speaker 1: at that. How funny. So then we take a break
Speaker 1: and they say, my house kit, he's going after a bird.
Speaker 1: And by the way, you go on safari just like
Speaker 1: you go deer hunting, you safari in the morning, you
Speaker 1: start late afternoon. So the middle of the day you
Speaker 1: go back to the lodge and the food's outstanding. So
Speaker 1: there was an offer. They have something called are you
Speaker 1: on foot? And so snake Yeah, u Kasha is the
Speaker 1: name of that tree. So anyway, thank you, Sherry. So
Speaker 1: so look, so we're like on foot, Cherry, you need
Speaker 1: to come up here straight and Rick, you really did
Speaker 1: tell us wrong. So then look, so then they say
Speaker 1: no children can go that are younger than twelve.
Speaker 3: Or anybody with bananas in your pocket.
Speaker 1: And I said, okay, So now they said they have
Speaker 1: people to watch. So really, in a surprise move, my
Speaker 1: wife says, I think we should do that. And in
Speaker 1: a bigger surprise move, surprise move, I said, okay, I'm in.
Speaker 1: So it's it's so Rick, you live by the code.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't have an animal that can take me.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna say your fear of.
Speaker 3: Dying from an animal attack and your on foot in Africa, right,
Speaker 3: I just want to be sure I understood.
Speaker 1: Right right now, now, let me say this. We have
Speaker 1: two guys with us, who are you Rifles that are
Speaker 1: four fifty eighth is what they're called, and the bullet
Speaker 1: on the thing, so it's a it is a true
Speaker 1: four fifty eight. Yeah, and they had two of them
Speaker 1: to peg one one up front and case. So so
Speaker 1: listen to this safety talk and this is where Sherry
Speaker 1: came apart. If she's listening. So it's almost a fifty
Speaker 1: millimeter yes, and uh to take down a cape Buffalo elephant. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, so we get there and.
Speaker 3: That it's almost a cruise missile at that point.
Speaker 1: And then here's the speech. Everybody up and I need
Speaker 1: everybody to be real serious right now. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I am in. So it's Sherry, and listen, it's Sherry
Speaker 1: and me. It's John Collier and his wife Julie. It
Speaker 1: is John, it's John Junior, it's big love, and it
Speaker 1: is their oldest daughter Catherine. So he says, we will
Speaker 1: walk single fault and we will not get out of formation.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he says, you need to really listen to
Speaker 1: me right here, and I am in. You don't want
Speaker 1: to see that. He says, under no circumstances, no matter
Speaker 1: how afraid you may get, if we get in a bond.
Speaker 1: I didn't like the use of the word in a bond. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said, he said, we know these animals, we know
Speaker 1: what to do. We have the right if we're in trouble.
Speaker 1: He says, do not run. Do not run. He said,
Speaker 1: if you run, you'll be tired and dead. He said,
Speaker 1: you will die if you run. Which do they think?
Speaker 1: Game on? Yeah? To me, that's important. That's an instinctive
Speaker 1: thing to attack if you run. If you want to
Speaker 1: get to the bottom line with me, tell me if
Speaker 1: I do this, I die. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, Now, Rick, how many guns did they give y'all?
Speaker 1: None, which concerned me. And so then he says, single
Speaker 1: file and listen, let me take the two dads, y'all
Speaker 1: get at the back and tackle anybody who might run
Speaker 1: if we get into buy do not let someone run.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, And when he does this, Sherry turns around,
Speaker 1: now understanding the situation and says, what are we doing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And she's like, Rick, should we just should? What are
Speaker 1: we doing?
Speaker 3: And see, my thought would be if somebody takes off
Speaker 3: running and I'm in the back, I let him run,
Speaker 3: because that way the animal goes after them, leaves us alone.
Speaker 1: Don't think that didn' cross my mind, right, That's just
Speaker 1: the way I would love. I love my wife, and
Speaker 1: I love my friends, and I love my children. But
Speaker 1: I got to tell if one of them runs are
Speaker 1: on wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah okay, but but but but so wet'll send somebody
Speaker 3: back to look for you.
Speaker 1: Right, so anyway, because you're right, the animal then will
Speaker 1: blow past me chasing them. Yeah. Uh so then I'm
Speaker 1: having foot issues, my old foot foot foot has bothered
Speaker 1: me because we've been walking a lot. Okay, and I
Speaker 1: start limping and then realize you're, oh, no, that's a son.
Speaker 1: I'm the old animal in the herd that is injured
Speaker 1: and sickly, and it is and has distance between him.
Speaker 1: And I want to tell you the guy. I want
Speaker 1: to tell my brother John call you this. He stayed
Speaker 1: with me, and I don't know that I would have
Speaker 1: done it for him because so you were off, y'all
Speaker 1: broke away from the past. He realized I was having
Speaker 1: a hard time keeping up with the pack because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you one thing. Once they told Sherry to
Speaker 1: run is to die. Sherry was up there with the guns,
Speaker 1: and I give her problems for that. She was up
Speaker 1: there with the guns. The men would the guns then, Sherry.
Speaker 1: That's how you need to picture the line. Rick.
Speaker 3: It appear someone took the phrase house in waffle House
Speaker 3: a little too literally at the Gordon Highway location. This
Speaker 3: is from the WAGT website and the station is in
Speaker 3: the Savannah, Georgia area, so I'm going to assume in
Speaker 3: that area. He was spotted by an HVAC repairman. Cops
Speaker 3: and firefighters were called in to help the man down.
Speaker 3: Crews were not sure how long he'd been up there
Speaker 3: or even how he got up there. Someone shared their
Speaker 3: cell phone video with the TV station. Another witness, Marvin Stone,
Speaker 3: says he just pulled up to work, saw the fireman
Speaker 3: on the roof, and saw cops on the roof and
Speaker 3: started asking questions what is going on? They said they
Speaker 3: had never seen anything like this. The man was unidentified
Speaker 3: and dehydrated and taken to a nearby hospital.
Speaker 1: They don't even know how he got up there. You
Speaker 1: know what he was doing trying to start his version
Speaker 1: of New Hope is that it isolated and start over
Speaker 1: right on the rooftop of Waffles. What a great place
Speaker 1: to start.
Speaker 3: Well, we will have to have a contract with waffle
Speaker 3: House to be well represented New Hope or we won't
Speaker 3: even start.
Speaker 1: You know, I think that if you'ld trace back shattered
Speaker 1: over Eason this guy, I probably got up there in
Speaker 1: the condition where he was probably hugging waffle house and
Speaker 1: thanking it for being.
Speaker 3: Available, or rick he was trying that new diet that
Speaker 3: we've seen tried before where you just smell the food
Speaker 3: you don't take it in.
Speaker 1: Well, that's true, that's true on the roof of a
Speaker 1: waffle house. I think we got to come up with
Speaker 1: one question answer here, and that is how he got
Speaker 1: up there. Yeah, that is a good question. Is is
Speaker 1: it easy to get on the roof of a waffle house?
Speaker 3: I mean, well, I'm looking at the at the picture
Speaker 3: of the event here, and the fireman and all have
Speaker 3: an extension ladder that they're getting up there to get
Speaker 3: him down with. So it doesn't look like there would
Speaker 3: be anything easily to get up there.
Speaker 1: I've heard of scattered and covered, but this is over
Speaker 1: the line.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they says, they says, get pretty hot up there.
Speaker 1: I'd imagine, yeah, smell good. But hut, yeah, I would
Speaker 1: think so. I mean it's I mean, I love I
Speaker 1: love the comfort of being near a waffle house. I
Speaker 1: get that.
Speaker 3: What if they had like a fireman pole, you could
Speaker 3: just slide aroun down into a boost wouldn't that be
Speaker 3: cood man?
Speaker 1: And there's you a loft upon that waitress every day?
Speaker 1: Say Sugar, how you doing what you want? And tell
Speaker 1: you about the lost dogs you picked up on the way.
Speaker 1: I go into waffle house sometimes just so I can
Speaker 1: be called sugar and honey, Sugar, what you want to know?
Speaker 1: What can I get for you?
Speaker 3: You know this goes back to people, you know, giving
Speaker 3: people a little common names when they refer to them.
Speaker 1: I'm not offended by that. I love it. I love
Speaker 1: to be called that, don't you. Oh yeah, absolutely, it's sweet. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So uh so anyway, call me sugar? Yes? So do you? Uh?
Speaker 1: Do you go scattered and covered? Oh no, I'm pretty
Speaker 1: much scrambled eggs and dry wheat toast. That's what I
Speaker 1: try most. I'm not talking about something you're trying to
Speaker 1: do now. I'm talking about if you now, if you
Speaker 1: can go in there and get it like you like it,
Speaker 1: because I made with you before, I've never seen you
Speaker 1: eat that. I've never heard dry wheat toast mentioned anywhere around.
Speaker 1: I know you're doing it now, but I've eaten in
Speaker 1: there with you.
Speaker 3: I've eaten that way for a long time. But the
Speaker 3: time what I have I mean is what's that call
Speaker 3: that we get great Eric bub What is that?
Speaker 1: Bubba? We don't tolerate lying? And you hope I know
Speaker 1: I'm not what what do you call it? This is
Speaker 1: a perspective issue.
Speaker 4: What is It's not the Grand Slam, that's somewhere else.
Speaker 1: No, but I will as long as I've known Bubba.
Speaker 4: Okay, Now he he gets a lot more on his
Speaker 4: plate than he may want you to believe. But he
Speaker 4: does the dry toast every time.
Speaker 1: But I supposed like counter all that up. I think
Speaker 1: that's the way he likes get.
Speaker 3: You know, I like butter on corn, but I don't
Speaker 3: have to have it on toast. That's one of those
Speaker 3: things I can skip on it. It's really no big loss.
Speaker 1: Right, But but I'm talking about you go scrambled eggs
Speaker 1: and nothing else.
Speaker 3: We toast usually and if the if the grits get
Speaker 3: pushed over there towards me, I may take about it.
Speaker 3: Here's what happens, is we getting I go and eat
Speaker 3: that all of it and a waffle too, sure I
Speaker 3: can yea. We usually split, okay, and he gets the
Speaker 3: scram eggs and the dry toast, and I get the
Speaker 3: waffle in the bacon, and whoever's hungry.
Speaker 4: Gets the grits.
Speaker 1: How's your ta It's called all American? I think does
Speaker 1: he come after that waffle? Most days some of it
Speaker 1: and then you'll get here and eat again. Matter of fact,
Speaker 1: I've tried to give it away if I ever end
Speaker 1: up with it by accident. Yeah, I tear up some
Speaker 1: grits now, I like them. Hey, I like some breakfast food. Now,
Speaker 1: all right, we're really appreciate the audience has been here
Speaker 1: for a long time because you guys really understand. And
Speaker 1: we even missed this one, and you guys came up
Speaker 1: with it. Does Ryan Greenwood know? Ryan of course worked
Speaker 1: with the show for years and uh part time and
Speaker 1: then full time and and has as an entrepreneur, has
Speaker 1: his own business now Frenzy Designs. And Ryan, welcome back, buddy,
Speaker 1: Hi buddy, Let me ask you this. Are you aware
Speaker 1: at all what's going on? I am not to be Oh,
Speaker 1: thank you, Hey, buddy? Clear the table. Are you somewhere
Speaker 1: where if you fall you'd be okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: all right tonight there's a double header uh at Pelham
Speaker 1: High School, which is that's in the Burmham here that's
Speaker 1: where Speedy's son, yeah, plays, this is a bonus.
Speaker 3: Speedy Son's pitching the second game, but that's really not
Speaker 3: the same he's.
Speaker 1: He's pitching today at some point, and they're and they're
Speaker 1: playing you know, the split up school, and they took
Speaker 1: the school and split into two schools. They're now playing
Speaker 1: the new high school. Okay, which which okay, all right,
Speaker 1: wait man, now we're not even there. We're not in closer.
Speaker 1: We're not in closer together. You hold it together now,
Speaker 1: house of cats. Okay, Okay that listen, Okay, listen please,
Speaker 1: because if you don't listen, you're gonna miss it. And
Speaker 1: between the double header, they are going to retire the
Speaker 1: flag that has been flying there at the field for
Speaker 1: lots of years. It's kind of tattered and it's time
Speaker 1: for it to be respectfully taking that.
Speaker 3: It's you have to have a ceremony to properly do
Speaker 3: away with that.
Speaker 1: Military people are coming in, okay, generals, generals, generals are
Speaker 1: coming in flag handlers. Uh and and as the flag
Speaker 1: is being taken down by a military regiment, okay, and everybody,
Speaker 1: they've got songs, patriotic songs. They're gonna shut the concessions,
Speaker 1: stand down, nobody moving while this program the whole program.
Speaker 1: Would you like to know who will be the voice
Speaker 1: of the flag and read the poem Old Glory read
Speaker 1: a poem? Yeah, on the PA system as the voice
Speaker 1: of the flags, like the flag's talking, that'd be one
Speaker 1: Calvin Speedy, Will you mean mister smooth? Ryan off Air
Speaker 1: has been practicing and I cannot tell you what he
Speaker 1: said instead of flag, but it was, well the one
Speaker 1: where he'll read we're looking around six pm, which I've
Speaker 1: already cleared my calendar.
Speaker 2: Uh, my girls are playing.
Speaker 1: I'll just skip their games. Right.
Speaker 3: We're thinking about getting together and eating and then riding
Speaker 3: in one car just so we'll have to ride together
Speaker 3: as we leave.
Speaker 1: Hey, it's a pretty long poem too. By the way,
Speaker 1: he's the flag speaking to the public, and it's timed out.
Speaker 3: It's all timed out, so if he doesn't finish at
Speaker 3: the right time, the guy bringing the flag in will
Speaker 3: be out of steadrug.
Speaker 1: Listen, he's all referred to the military as the military
Speaker 1: this morning. You know what he said the first run through?
Speaker 1: He said, I have been revered all over the world.
Speaker 1: We're like, that's revered. It's been revered. I've been revered
Speaker 1: all over the world. Right him practicing in the break
Speaker 1: has been better than Can you read a little bit
Speaker 1: of it for Ryan right now? Speed read a little
Speaker 1: bit of it. No, man, Yeah, that's another thing. He's
Speaker 1: not going to practice. You here it is. I walked
Speaker 1: through a county courthouse square. That's trying to do You
Speaker 1: think anybody would know that's not it's a great idea.
Speaker 1: Give him just a little No, this is your friend.
Speaker 1: Run the line, come listen, let him hear and be serious.
Speaker 1: Now you need to be very serious like you will.
Speaker 1: You're trying to sabotage that you talking about sious. You
Speaker 1: know he's gonna drop and when he gets has a
Speaker 1: serious point. Guys, hey, you reading no glory? What do
Speaker 1: you do? You have to be a serious boice. Let's
Speaker 1: hear a little bit of you know, you do need
Speaker 1: to practice. No, I'm not to lines. You're not just
Speaker 1: practice by not being prepared. That's how you can just prepared,
Speaker 1: just not live. So I run through It doesn't help, right,
Speaker 1: So I run through doesn't help? Right?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: Will you please don't let that woman make you not
Speaker 1: quit doing the bed? Come on, last collar, we're running it.
Speaker 1: We're all bad people for we have stretched out for
Speaker 1: two hours.
Speaker 2: I get that.
Speaker 1: Well, look, we couldn't turn this show right now if
Speaker 1: we tried. Every one of us knows we should. We
Speaker 1: just can't. We should have. I want to talk about
Speaker 1: the Eagle camp. I really do. No will you please?
Speaker 1: I'm asking you for me and for Ryan, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna know this is no more. I want you to
Speaker 1: read two lines, like when you say that you're the flag,
Speaker 1: be the flag, hold on you how seriousness is? Do
Speaker 1: you realize how serious it is? Right? People? People are
Speaker 1: very sill, should be very seriously. If y'all come to
Speaker 1: the game, please they're mad about us talking about it
Speaker 1: the magic Please don't let me know you Ryan? Right now?
Speaker 1: Are they please record this? Don't miss this? All right?
Speaker 1: Goby stop Ryan? Go ahead.
Speaker 5: Stop Ryan stop, be quiet, mute him. I am the
Speaker 5: flag of the United States of America. My name is
Speaker 5: Old Glory.
Speaker 2: HMS.
Speaker 1: I feel like that first buffle in his ears, even
Speaker 1: get it in his nose. You couldn't get that from
Speaker 1: Wick enough. Could you listen? Don't forget while he's doing this,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be military standing at attention. There's gonna be
Speaker 1: the boy Scouts are there. He's gonna be fine. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's timed. He's got a timing out right. Yeah, six,
Speaker 1: that's been bumped a little bit. They gave you a
Speaker 1: little ring. Oh gosh, Alan, Look Alan, who's in charge
Speaker 1: of all this? He's Alan. Please don't get nervous. I'm
Speaker 1: a gamer baby.
Speaker 3: All of this is coming. All of this is coming over.
Speaker 3: Right after Speedy's descript to.
Speaker 1: The front of an airplane. There you goes, there goes.
Speaker 1: Keep in mind right where we where we meet here.
Speaker 3: Listen, we're fifty years old. Okay, we're making five of Speedy.
Speaker 1: Who's got to do this?
Speaker 3: I'm serious ceremony and our entertainment is trying to.
Speaker 1: Make a guy that has asked my pass. Something wrong
Speaker 1: with those show? I wonder people don't want if we
Speaker 1: are terrible. I agree with that. Lady. We need to
Speaker 1: go pick up some trash on the road or something
Speaker 1: I need. How about this? I need to add about
Speaker 1: eight more men. All right, what I'm doing, it's not
Speaker 1: changing Ryan weed at Lloyd's and going over. I'll stop
Speaker 1: if we can have chicken. Ever before we go. My
Speaker 1: day's complete. I'll see I'll see you about five fifteen,
Speaker 1: just in case.
Speaker 3: Traffics man, and right, Ryan, what other thing you don't
Speaker 3: have to have a shirt that looks like a flag?
Speaker 3: Thanks guys, appreciate y'all more.
Speaker 1: Thanks Ryan, good to talk to you. Anybody got hit
Speaker 1: that you just about killed to dathematic right? That was
Speaker 1: I'll be happy I minute in passing out and down.
Speaker 2: The ricking bubba ricking bubba.
Speaker 1: Uh speedy, let us know that his dad off air
Speaker 1: just you need to go with a flag one. Uh,
Speaker 1: you're not going to read it? Why would you not read?
Speaker 1: You're an extension of you because you could do dramatic reading. Ready,
Speaker 1: public reader. I'll give you that sound stop anybody on
Speaker 1: this show. And the only way I will allow this
Speaker 1: to be on is if Greg reads it. Okay, I
Speaker 1: read it, huh yeah, if you'll, if you'll, yeah, if
Speaker 1: Greg will read it, that's all very good reading. That's
Speaker 1: almost as good as you read it. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: a little easy reader. Your dad's gonna be disappointed. He
Speaker 1: had an opportunity for his son nationally televised and radio
Speaker 1: all over the country. He may never give it to Greg.
Speaker 1: I don't think he cares who I think mistake why
Speaker 1: you're not. He never even asked for these to be read.
Speaker 1: He just said, this is my fault. You're embarrassed of him.
Speaker 1: God forbid. I just bring something up. My honored to
Speaker 1: read it. But I'm mister, well, when I hated your
Speaker 1: son didn't want to represent represent the family. That's not true,
Speaker 1: because evidently he don't think it's good. But I think
Speaker 1: it's pretty awesome. I've read it. Actually, I never said
Speaker 1: I made that up. Okay, see this is your problem,
Speaker 1: but I'll be proud to read it. Can we put there?
Speaker 1: Could we put this up and under Greg? Yeah? Alright?
Speaker 1: My flag, my country. Some caller stars and stripes. Some
Speaker 1: call her Old Glory. She is quite a banner, representing
Speaker 1: quite a story. She was born in new Land, wanting
Speaker 1: to be free. She was held high in battle in
Speaker 1: the fight for liberty. She faced bullets and cannons, rockets
Speaker 1: and bombs, but bloodstained hands saw victory one. She's been
Speaker 1: hurt and burned and even disgraced, but no other other
Speaker 1: flag will ever take her place. She represents me. My
Speaker 1: blood is flag red. I love my country. What more
Speaker 1: can be said? God bless you USA. G Daddy six
Speaker 1: fourteen fifteen. There you go.
Speaker 2: It's truly good.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. That is a good. You should have
Speaker 1: read that.
Speaker 5: It was something Greg you got to pull like a
Speaker 5: a voice for poems.
Speaker 1: I've been you thought about contact. PBS has contacted me
Speaker 1: about narrating, think about all the things that the flag
Speaker 1: was next to the feet except a swing vote on
Speaker 1: the Supreme Court. Very good, that was good. But Omaho
Speaker 1: is not a city. It's a beach. Okay, that's really long.
Speaker 1: And I didn't know. I want to hear you read
Speaker 1: it now. I don't want to mess it. I kind
Speaker 1: of docuse you know. I love World War two stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't mess that. Lord with a swift waiting on you.
Speaker 1: That's perfect music. Waiting on you. Now, it's very long,
Speaker 1: waiting on you. Guys. You could be done in a minute,
Speaker 1: just a little bit, having print, friend, Omaho is not
Speaker 1: a city. It's a beach, a beach who's sand turned
Speaker 1: red on that fateful day. Oh Utah is not a state.
Speaker 1: It's a beach. Oh a beach where bodies of many
Speaker 1: dead soldiers lay. And there are three other beaches not
Speaker 1: mentioned here, whose sands are also filled with blood and tears.
Speaker 1: And in the air came gliders and the men with
Speaker 1: shoots who were commanded to secure the bridges and capture
Speaker 1: all the roots. The battle was fierce, and many wounded
Speaker 1: fell and another would take his place, ready to march
Speaker 1: against the gates of hell, old grains of sand. You
Speaker 1: have many stories you could share about bravery, courage, sacrifice,
Speaker 1: and the true grit beyond compare. It was a battle
Speaker 1: for freedom and to protect our life. It was a
Speaker 1: battle that was hard and heavy and took its stream sacrifice.
Speaker 1: So wake up America from Normandy's beaches. Be warned that
Speaker 1: freedom that didn't just happen. It must be fault four
Speaker 1: and one. Oh God, I tell you, it must skip
Speaker 1: a generation, y'all. Yeah, challenge of family members, what happened?
Speaker 1: That is awesome? That must skip a generation on you.
Speaker 1: But you know what it is when you hear Greg read
Speaker 1: something so so hard by the way, the music was
Speaker 1: that was fantastic, was by the way, but here's almost squalling.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing hearing Greg do that you remember
Speaker 1: that part during The Grinch who Stole Christmas when he
Speaker 1: tries that like he likes Christmas and you're like, he
Speaker 1: did like it in the end, I know, but it
Speaker 1: took you while to think he was sincere though, right?
Speaker 1: You sure? It's like you're hearing the grint station normany
Speaker 1: Beach on a serious business that is. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: What makes you think it will? Your dad wrote some
Speaker 1: poems just read on that I can, Yeah, it did.
Speaker 1: I think. I think we just broke down a lot
Speaker 1: of barriers. I don't know what just happened that. I
Speaker 1: don't know what just happened on this show. But Greg
Speaker 1: Burgess and a sincere tone read poems written about your
Speaker 1: dad about patriotism on this show. I channeled, Uh, mister Wilburns.
Speaker 1: What I did? I was? I was? I was this
Speaker 1: kind to it? His son refused to I think he'll
Speaker 1: be pleased with that reading.
Speaker 5: There's the big question though, did Idler like him?
Speaker 1: Well, you know earlier he gave it my you know
Speaker 1: we're discussing now there because he's a he's an arts
Speaker 1: and musician type of guy, creative person. Everybody we've ever
Speaker 1: had here, he's like, yeah, yeah, you know, they got big,
Speaker 1: they're a little beneath me. But yeah, yeah, we'll have
Speaker 1: just outstanding singers like man, that was awesome.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, I guess if you're into that.
Speaker 5: He uh, he sent me four overnight. It was Normandy Beaches,
Speaker 5: step up to battle, my flag, my country, and then
Speaker 5: Liberty one.
Speaker 1: He seems so young, barely eighteen at best. Great, you've
Speaker 1: got it done.
Speaker 6: On a serious note, I uh, I walked in. Speedy
Speaker 6: was reading the poem during the break.
Speaker 1: Was reading it, so I was destroying it. I needed
Speaker 1: you to read it. But I'm glad you didn't. I
Speaker 1: walked in. I didn't know it was patriotic. I didn't.
Speaker 6: I didn't. I just heard the end of a poem.
Speaker 6: I didn't want your dad a poem. He and I go,
Speaker 6: that's weak. During the at it and then and then
Speaker 6: I found out what it was really So I really
Speaker 6: didn't you said this.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought there were no I thought they
Speaker 1: were very very good. I think it was the way
Speaker 1: he was reading it. I think it was the waste.
Speaker 6: And I wanted to and everybody loves being me to Speedy,
Speaker 6: So yeah, I think you just.
Speaker 3: Wanted to be hip and here and knock a hole
Speaker 3: in something.
Speaker 1: Auff.
Speaker 6: That is the cool thing to do here, by the way,
Speaker 6: that's that is the cool thing to do here.
Speaker 1: But being real, you know I love America, and I
Speaker 1: thought America and now you guys are I didn't know, No,
Speaker 1: I thought it was really gonna support the troops. Next,
Speaker 1: what a big step you're gonna take. I'm gonna ride
Speaker 1: my motorcycle around and ride my motorcycle around with an American
Speaker 1: flag on Monday. It's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 6: By the way, I'm really concerned about meeting this guy
Speaker 6: for the motorcycle. I said, hey, you want to meet
Speaker 6: in like a public place. He's like, I can, so
Speaker 6: I'll probably get mugged and died. List killers.
Speaker 1: Well, now it's time for the for the Burgess Bowling
Speaker 1: Championship and the only the only kid I'm missing is
Speaker 1: my oldest son because you know, he said he's back
Speaker 1: back with at school. So it's but I've got, you know,
Speaker 1: the oldest daughter home from Philadelphia, Sherry is now in
Speaker 1: the mix. A lot of times, the bowling challenges will
Speaker 1: break down to me against Big Love because his little
Speaker 1: brother hates bowling and doesn't want to be there. Before
Speaker 1: we move on to that, is Blake go in the
Speaker 1: White House this week? He is, yes, Yes, they reschedule
Speaker 1: that trip. They leave wednesday. Okay, cool, you're right. So
Speaker 1: so anyway, we we get there and now now Sherry's there, uh,
Speaker 1: and my daughter's there, Big Love, Taz and me. Do
Speaker 1: y'all have your own bowling balls? Or do y'all just
Speaker 1: oh no, no, no, I went off the rack, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I've looked at that, Because you understand the only
Speaker 1: reason why we're bowling is because Big Love wants to
Speaker 1: be able to use this to take girls out for
Speaker 1: a date when we finally turn him loose on society.
Speaker 1: So he's determined to carry your own bowling ball. Now
Speaker 1: makes it not cool. You're only supposed to say, let's
Speaker 1: go with the bowl down in that like you don't
Speaker 1: even bowl much good when you get the right he says,
Speaker 1: if you have your own bowling ball, then that takes
Speaker 1: off the coolness factor. Yeah, but to me, it seemed
Speaker 1: like you could get a better feel from your ball
Speaker 1: and get the hole on drill, no question. But you
Speaker 1: have to I got big knuckles. Yeah, but that goes
Speaker 1: to your thing where you can't just recreationally do something.
Speaker 1: You have to become totally and I have to take lessons.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have that in my first night,
Speaker 1: and I'm perfectly good with being a mediocre bowl of
Speaker 1: the rest of the lot. So yeah, so we so
Speaker 1: we get there and I realized Big Love has now
Speaker 1: established this consistent game. Now he doesn't overwhelm you with
Speaker 1: with strike after strike, but he never misses completely. He's
Speaker 1: always picking up six, seven, eight nine pens and and
Speaker 1: you and you know, and and and you know. I'm
Speaker 1: one of these. I'm an all or nothing, Right, I
Speaker 1: go for the strike or my ball's bouncing over to
Speaker 1: other people's lane, right, you know what I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: going I want to knock the pants out the other
Speaker 1: end of the building, at which my wife she usually
Speaker 1: is with me. So is that a good strategy in bowl?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Because you what's terrible. I mean, you don't want to.
Speaker 1: You don't want to bouncing around a lot of energy.
Speaker 1: You want that spin. So the fall on top of it,
Speaker 1: r's got one speed. I'm trying to. I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to knock them like this all everywhere from.
Speaker 3: But did we find out for sure it is better
Speaker 3: if it hooks in.
Speaker 1: From the side I can gather. Yeah, I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: why don't we break pool balls that one? Because right now,
Speaker 1: task is doing that spin but didn't know how he's
Speaker 1: doing it. And he keeps missing, and I said, you
Speaker 1: got to start your ball further over. You're you're you're
Speaker 1: hooking to the left every time. So Sherry gets up
Speaker 1: there very first time she had bowl with us uh
Speaker 1: in probably a year. First time she struck first time
Speaker 1: down and she looks around and she starts doing a
Speaker 1: little dance out there with her and I said, okay, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: so that is how we're gonna play, because you know,
Speaker 1: Big Papa is last. So so everybody goes through and
Speaker 1: you know, of course, you know, Big Love does his
Speaker 1: famous you know not down about eight and then and
Speaker 1: then you know, and then my daughter who's from college,
Speaker 1: she's trying to do it too perfect. So her ball's everywhere,
Speaker 1: but it looks great. You know what she should have done.
Speaker 1: She should have acted like a pro bowler. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. But so now now we've turned into the
Speaker 1: trash talking family so much that now the whole bowl
Speaker 1: now he is beginning to kind of be interested in
Speaker 1: what's going on because I'm moon walking. You know, if
Speaker 1: I hit one, I'll do the frontward moon walk. And
Speaker 1: and then and then we're and then there's controversy that
Speaker 1: Big Love's over the line, you know, and he's saying
Speaker 1: I didn't go over the line. And now his little
Speaker 1: brother is getting angry, uh and uh and starting to
Speaker 1: get angry because we called Greg here at yeah missed one,
Speaker 1: so and that and so then you know, you got
Speaker 1: you know, the boys are using like eight ten pound
Speaker 1: balls arring and my daughter's using that, and of course
Speaker 1: I've got a fifteen you know what I mean, and
Speaker 1: and so so show wreck. First of all, Sherry declares, that'sus.
Speaker 1: You know, my wife used that word ridiculous. What have
Speaker 1: you got that ball for? That's ridiculous? Want you go
Speaker 1: get something else? And I said, honey, I should be
Speaker 1: using the fifteen sixteen rick. You did tear your arm up. Well,
Speaker 1: I back down from the sixteen to the fifteen when
Speaker 1: I had that, when I had the bicycle. I need
Speaker 1: to take up duck pinbow. And then she goes, then
Speaker 1: she goes, this, rick, you're supposed to roll the ball down.
Speaker 1: You're throwing it. Oh, you that when it hits hard boom,
Speaker 1: she said. She says, your bowling ball didn't even hit
Speaker 1: the about halfway down the lane. Well, I know, what
Speaker 1: that is. That's you don't want to bend your knee
Speaker 1: and get down. That's right, that's how I do tell
Speaker 1: you exactly right that your fingers getting stuck in the hole.
Speaker 1: So so, so now I realized that powder. I realized
Speaker 1: that Sherry's inconsistent because she hadn't played in the wall.
Speaker 1: My daughter's inconsistent. She hadn't played the wall. And Big
Speaker 1: Love is consistently walking away with it. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: walking away. And I said, I gotta do something. I'm
Speaker 1: our only hope. And so then I said to sher,
Speaker 1: she says, you gonna have to get lower. Just you're
Speaker 1: talking about you, You're you're throwing it. So then I
Speaker 1: got up there and I and I took it and
Speaker 1: I got down on a knee. I got on my
Speaker 1: knee and rolled it from my knee boom and striped.
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, oh, what's on that moon walk? Back?
Speaker 1: And so and so so, and I did the backward moonwalk,
Speaker 1: but here he said, quitch sticking your rear in like that.
Speaker 1: You you were stuck out too far. So I did
Speaker 1: the frontward you know, do like that. And now we're
Speaker 1: all dancing. So I'm now I'm coming back. And now
Speaker 1: I'm getting in Big Love's head. And I have this
Speaker 1: signal I do to him when he'll like, uh nearly
Speaker 1: gutter one or pick up one or two, you know,
Speaker 1: something like that. As I do this, and that's me,
Speaker 1: tell you you opening door? Here I come. I said, hey, here,
Speaker 1: I come, you opening the door? How is he? He's
Speaker 1: twelve so so so so look so look, so we
Speaker 1: get that. It's me and Big Glove. Everybody else is
Speaker 1: falling away. Okay, how many frames left for it? This
Speaker 1: is it? This is the final frame. He's finished. He's
Speaker 1: finished at ninety nine. I'm at ninety. We are lighting
Speaker 1: it up. We're lighting it up. So so I'm at
Speaker 1: ninety and I'm like, I'm like, well, I got this.
Speaker 1: I got this. So I get up there and I said,
Speaker 1: I wanted to come down to the last throw and
Speaker 1: I go are the first one? And I said, and
Speaker 1: I said, I said, that's fine, I said, I said,
Speaker 1: I said, that's what I'm gonna do right now. I'm
Speaker 1: not ten down. I'm gonna have toe. I'm gonna pick
Speaker 1: up all ten right here. Did you throw it in
Speaker 1: the gutter? Old purpose, Yeah? I did. I was goofing off,
Speaker 1: and I said, We're gonna come down, because I said,
Speaker 1: I beat you too easy in two throws, I said,
Speaker 1: I said we're gonna come down. I said, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: win it right here, and then I do it in the gutter.
Speaker 1: You were trying, And I told him right about watching
Speaker 1: right here. I said, because this is what this is
Speaker 1: what coming through is all about, and like that and
Speaker 1: and so so so so when it it goes in
Speaker 1: the gutter. And I walked by my wife, I said,
Speaker 1: what he come back? But you know what, I was
Speaker 1: happy for my son. Really he won. He was consistent.
Speaker 1: What was his score? Ninety nine? I almost nine that
Speaker 1: you were not. I was the last one to tell
Speaker 1: too goutter balls.
Speaker 7: I tell you what all you do is pick up
Speaker 7: nine pins? Rick Well, I say, right shut is wrong
Speaker 7: with you? It was hot dog a little bit. Rick
Speaker 7: got away from it. I got away from I said,
Speaker 7: I wanted to be the last shot.
Speaker 1: And it was at the house we used to live in.
Speaker 3: We had a swimming pool. Okay, we never had one
Speaker 3: before we moved to that house. And I'd heard all
Speaker 3: the horror stories. We really had a great time. It
Speaker 3: was the upkeep was not that bad.
Speaker 1: They've come a long way. The kids could.
Speaker 3: Not swim, which I just demanded they learn how to
Speaker 3: get Betty could not swim, and I wanted her to learn.
Speaker 1: And you know, they took to the water. They all
Speaker 1: did good.
Speaker 3: They all can swim. And then we ended up moving
Speaker 3: with you second thought. But we we ended up moving
Speaker 3: and we didn't have a swimming pool.
Speaker 1: So I told Betty, I said, look what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna save up some money. We'll build a swimming pool.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Well, so you know, we go several years and it's
Speaker 3: you know, the saving process is a little longer than
Speaker 3: I want it to be. And so we got the
Speaker 3: first of this year and we said, okay, well let's
Speaker 3: let's go ahead.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do a pool.
Speaker 3: And we we put off starting it a little later
Speaker 3: than we probably should have our own choice.
Speaker 1: But as it worked out, well, I can't talk joked
Speaker 1: up about it. If you think you choked up.
Speaker 3: Now, I think my blood sugars love. Uh get me something.
Speaker 1: Cut down the piece of Gregs cap that stuffs.
Speaker 3: Good after the weekend when it drives out just a
Speaker 3: little bit and gets this. But anyway, uh so so
Speaker 3: we start the pool building process, and you know, there's
Speaker 3: all you got to oh my goodness, all the plans.
Speaker 1: You know, we've talked about it, and you know you've
Speaker 1: got liners and fiberglass and concrete and you know, I
Speaker 1: just don't know.
Speaker 3: And we go through all this, so we finally get
Speaker 3: it whittled down. We're ready to go. Got some guys working.
Speaker 1: On it really like and right now, and and uh,
Speaker 1: it's still. We're good. Good, We're good. We're good.
Speaker 3: Don't guys, don't jig me, don't joke me. Everything is good. Everybody.
Speaker 3: Nobody moved nobody. It's kind of like you're walking through
Speaker 3: the woods. You hear rat Nobody moved nobody.
Speaker 1: I still I still like the guy I started with.
Speaker 1: It just just can't do the job. So it's not
Speaker 1: like work.
Speaker 3: So this is funny that the pool company they give
Speaker 3: me a price. I said, look this, this will do it.
Speaker 3: You know, we'll do this, fix it back like this.
Speaker 3: The only thing that would cost you more is if
Speaker 3: we hit rock And I said, well, you know, I
Speaker 3: know that.
Speaker 1: It's right on the mountain. It's rocky around here.
Speaker 3: But the guy built the house told me that when
Speaker 3: they blasted extra, and you know it was it's field
Speaker 3: dirt right here, and then there's a good, good hard
Speaker 3: layer under the field dirt and be perfect. That's perfect, perfect.
Speaker 3: So this is funny. This is how it went.
Speaker 1: You get the back hole out there.
Speaker 3: Now you've had to you know, permits, oh, permits, permits
Speaker 3: everywhere before and then you parking truck on the road
Speaker 3: and get a nasty note. But anyway, I won't go
Speaker 3: into that. So you do that, and you you got
Speaker 3: the back hole back there, and it goes in and
Speaker 3: it gets like one scoop of dirt and it sets
Speaker 3: it over here. The very next scoop, it goes.
Speaker 1: All the way, all the way, and I'm like and
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, what was that. I think we've hit
Speaker 1: rocks more than six inches again, rick, it's such a
Speaker 1: it's such a marble sound. Then teeth of that back
Speaker 1: hole this dragged in the buckets empty, so it makes
Speaker 1: that rattle across it and and it's it's like fingers
Speaker 1: on a chalkboard with hydraulics involved, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's just I tell you what it is. It's fingers
Speaker 1: in your bank accounts. What it is. So then uh,
Speaker 1: you have to bring in the thing that breaks the
Speaker 1: rock up. This ain't it. This ain't the thing a
Speaker 1: guy hole. This is a back hole. This is a
Speaker 1: back hole with a its own thing on it. Not
Speaker 1: quite that quick.
Speaker 3: Uh No, you were kind of woodpecker there.
Speaker 1: It's a little more. It's a little tink tink tink,
Speaker 1: tink tink tink. You know what it knows. It's on rock.
Speaker 1: You know, it transfers all up and down the neighborhood
Speaker 1: and whatever you do. Don't go out there and ask
Speaker 1: how much that things running down? Yeah, I said, for
Speaker 1: every tick? What's that called? Yeah, it's like, is it
Speaker 1: a quarter of pop? What is it?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 1: All the time I hits that rock? How much is that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: So you know, really, what should have taken one day
Speaker 3: hole to dig ends up taking a week, you know.
Speaker 3: And you know, at one point in your sleep you
Speaker 3: wake up at night going.
Speaker 1: Shaking.
Speaker 3: And I told I told Robin, I said, I think
Speaker 3: I got a feeling loose from that track track.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the whole house. So uh I got answer, Boba,
Speaker 1: did you not think about an above ground or four
Speaker 1: foot of fun? You could always went that built a
Speaker 1: deck around it.
Speaker 3: Well, of course, here's the thing when we're choosing the pool,
Speaker 3: because the guy who built the house told me, he said,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, we got we're eight f eight ft. Sure,
Speaker 3: so we got the pool that was eight foot on
Speaker 3: one end. I thought, well, that'll fit perffect. Probably won't
Speaker 3: have to do a lot of digging it all. I'll
Speaker 3: probably get half of it. Show what we're gonna Yeah,
Speaker 3: that will save some money.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that was step one and that one and
Speaker 1: you sp you end up I need to scrape. Listen,
Speaker 1: you end up walking through the house because you're welcome
Speaker 1: your stream. I hadn't got to do the robot. I
Speaker 1: was about to say, let me hear it, scrape one
Speaker 1: more time. On step one.
Speaker 4: That was that.
Speaker 1: I think I think we hit rock. I tell you what,
Speaker 1: We're gonna be fine. We don't hit rock us. I
Speaker 1: think we hit rock. When we come out of here,
Speaker 1: let's discuss landscaping. Where's it out?
Speaker 3: Seriously, I'm encouraging my kids to go into landscaping.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, because the doctors aren't gonna have jobs anymore.
Speaker 2: We'll be back ricking bubba, ricking bubba.
Speaker 1: You know here. The thing you have to worry about
Speaker 1: is and there was a gunners wal treaty that came
Speaker 1: into play because the the the the practical jokes became
Speaker 1: to the point, I mean, they got to the point
Speaker 1: they were so overwhelming no one could enjoy their day
Speaker 1: for fear of repercussion. I feel that we're inching that
Speaker 1: way again, not on practical jokes, but on thumping and pinching.
Speaker 1: Pinchon is gonna stop? What thumping and pinching tie that pension?
Speaker 1: And the number one and the number one person was
Speaker 1: guilty of it the most is Calvin Speedy Wilburn. And
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what, Frankly, I told you yesterday.
Speaker 1: I had enough of it. And uh, you realize it
Speaker 1: leaves bruises on you. Yeah, yeah, that you gonna bury
Speaker 1: my footing, you thumping people, you pinching people, and it's
Speaker 1: just like it's uncontrollable to you, like you can't stop now.
Speaker 1: I would like to ask the staff after experiencing yesterday
Speaker 1: and my retaliation, because because one of the things that
Speaker 1: I that you know, bubb and I have always been
Speaker 1: proposed to this and we've tried to teach her our
Speaker 1: country this, but they won't listen that when people come
Speaker 1: after you, you have to break their will to want
Speaker 1: to do it. Okay, well I'm aware of that. And
Speaker 1: so yesterday Speedy pinch me, thump me, I hate did
Speaker 1: come did a little something, you know, and did another
Speaker 1: little fly by. And I said to him, I said,
Speaker 1: just and I'm writing them down. I said, just just
Speaker 1: just so you'll know that before this day is over,
Speaker 1: I'm going to retaliate and it's gonna be severe. So
Speaker 1: we in the staff minuting yesterday and I got up
Speaker 1: and open hands, slap speed in the back of the hand.
Speaker 5: I heard a swap right right, right, I mean I
Speaker 5: think I blacked out for one second. Right most most
Speaker 5: kids under the age of eighteen would have cried right, he.
Speaker 1: Had a handprint on it. I would have come close,
Speaker 1: all right. So at that point they beat Rick Trump.
Speaker 1: Then after that the debate, the debate comes all right,
Speaker 1: is speeding Rick even? And then Speedy starts this ridiculous case. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just coming at you light. I mean, you come
Speaker 1: at me with that pinch is not light. The question
Speaker 1: is you saw my retaliation? Hem's said your head was
Speaker 1: to hold him one after. I did not see the retaliation.
Speaker 1: I heard the after you heard it, Greg, you saw it.
Speaker 1: I saw the whole thing, Hams. You saw it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I was living vicariously through you, Speed Speedy. It was
Speaker 1: the hard I thought I was here. Yes, Speedy Speedy
Speaker 1: thumped me once and pinched me twice. Do you think
Speaker 1: that went beyond what he did? Or did it even
Speaker 1: it up? Because he just because he just thumped me again?
Speaker 1: It was right, But it's not hard now if he
Speaker 1: just I'm just thumping y'all, you owe him one. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I owe you one back, not now.
Speaker 3: Well now, Rick, No, Rick, I think we have to
Speaker 3: be fair. Years ago, I was being attacked. I retaliated,
Speaker 3: and you told us to quit acting like children in here.
Speaker 1: You just shut the show down. By Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just I just saw what should be fair with
Speaker 3: all of our diagnosis behavior, that common measuring.
Speaker 1: Stick, right, the uh turn the lights off. That's all
Speaker 1: going on again and our children mine we're in the
Speaker 1: conference room, dining in front of the audience. But uh,
Speaker 1: but what I'm saying, if we're going to if if,
Speaker 1: but I mean, somehow Speedy must be stopped from pinching.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize he was doing it to you, Ricky.
Speaker 4: This has been something between me, Greg and Speedy for
Speaker 4: quite some time. I didn't realize you were.
Speaker 1: I'll just walk by and give him a little three
Speaker 1: keep stuff like going. But I tell you what, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get a pair of flyers. I'm gonna pinch you
Speaker 1: with them flyers. Right. No, I've told Speedy for years.
Speaker 1: He keeps getting me that.
Speaker 3: I said, I'm going to uncontrollably have a reflex and
Speaker 3: I'm gonna knock your lots out and you're gonna be mad.
Speaker 1: And it ain't gonna be my said this bottle reaction.
Speaker 4: My favorite line yesterday was and you said, now that's good,
Speaker 4: but you're gonna regret it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he writes it down. See mine is like you say,
Speaker 1: there were the off the spine is the worst. But
Speaker 1: really mine was methodical and planning all through the meeting.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean that looking at his bottle.
Speaker 1: Here's what you don't understand. It ain't just this thumpings,
Speaker 1: pinching and these other things he does. I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: talk about. He's real good at him little and we
Speaker 1: all did that as boy right sure to the children.
Speaker 1: Think you know he's the best day, Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't spank an adult man. All I
Speaker 1: do is slap in the back of the head, you know,
Speaker 1: yesterday and pretty much I'm trying to stop it because
Speaker 1: I fear of where it's gonna go. It is this
Speaker 1: uncontrollable for you? Well, you know, just off as fun
Speaker 1: and I'm not the only one. It's all of us
Speaker 1: for here. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I will say I'll probably do it the
Speaker 5: most if you if.
Speaker 3: You stretch your yawn, you can you can pretty much
Speaker 3: count on the finger running up your arm pit.
Speaker 1: But what That's what I'm talking about. I want to
Speaker 1: ask you this question. Do you want to be doing it?
Speaker 1: I mean, can you keep from doing it? I have
Speaker 1: to work on that. No, he can't stop it. I
Speaker 1: can't stop it because we all hate it. He'll do
Speaker 1: it to me like, but y'all love it. We'll all
Speaker 1: boats and he'll do it. But you see the joy
Speaker 1: that he came came over you yesterday because I was afraid, frankly,
Speaker 1: i'd given you brain damn it. I hit him that hard.
Speaker 4: You just had a ring?
Speaker 1: Did you get him left handed?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was something. It was tough. I
Speaker 1: felt a ring now you yeah, you left it was
Speaker 1: the ring. I felt sounded like a beaver hitting his
Speaker 1: tail of water a lot. If you've ever been frog
Speaker 1: gigging in your life, have you heard that beaver hit
Speaker 1: his bruised I don't know.
Speaker 5: I hadn't looked, but uh, but it was funny because
Speaker 5: it was when you get hit hard, it's like you
Speaker 5: didn't know what happened.
Speaker 1: You know, I'll just do a little friendly thump, right.
Speaker 1: But it goes back though to what the thing that
Speaker 1: we said, Well, you must break break someone's desire? Why
Speaker 1: owed you one that was so hard that I owed
Speaker 1: you once? And now we're even and I'll stop. I'll
Speaker 1: stop everybody because that it. I'll stop. I won't tell
Speaker 1: you that. God let's keep it up and I have
Speaker 1: to fight through it. But for a split second when
Speaker 1: you pinch me, if I had a gun, i'd shoot you,
Speaker 1: just for a split second. It's that bad.
Speaker 3: You can't you can't contral feel bad because you don't
Speaker 3: have time to for logic to go.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't do that, right, I would, I would blow
Speaker 1: a hole. Well, I will say the pinch that came
Speaker 1: your way right there, he was wanting. He's doing it too.
Speaker 1: Are you part of this? Are you making speedy, go
Speaker 1: do it. I'm agging it on and then I'm doing
Speaker 1: it myself. Rick. I know you don't like to do it,
Speaker 1: but if you've come to ourn in the hall lately,
Speaker 1: it's just constantly right. That's something right. I just I
Speaker 1: just want to make because I don't we're even right now?
Speaker 1: Would you not agree? Greg and I, I mean Rick
Speaker 1: and I we're not even close. Yeah, we are of
Speaker 1: nine inch climbs, and I'm gonna lay it on you.
Speaker 1: All right, here's what we will do? What cost nine
Speaker 1: inch't sound good?
Speaker 7: I know that.
Speaker 1: I would just say, just like climbs, just like we
Speaker 1: talked about thatttle line. Yeah is yesterday I had a controlled,
Speaker 1: very private retaliation, but I fear that that's not always
Speaker 1: going to take place. But when you got everybody going
Speaker 1: and before you know it, people falling into quip. Just
Speaker 1: make sure I'm not armed when you pinch man, then
Speaker 1: you'll be fine because it it's real quick and I
Speaker 1: want to kill you, just real quick. I understand.
Speaker 2: I know you.
Speaker 5: I know the pain I felt that when Rick hit
Speaker 5: me yesterday is that sudden spineal reaction type thing.
Speaker 1: Sting so bad it does it reminds me like if
Speaker 1: you when when when we played football, someone knocking your
Speaker 1: clock off did not hurt as bad as somebody's face
Speaker 1: mask going down your spine. Little burn and it just
Speaker 1: on your shin, Yeah, just burn and and at that
Speaker 1: point you would takebody's life. Yeah, but we all know
Speaker 1: Greg's a candy and I was just going by. I'm
Speaker 1: messing with him. But I want you to know yesterday
Speaker 1: you saw my response, you saw my I'm gonna stop that.
Speaker 1: You would you agree messing with you? I promise you don't?
Speaker 1: You and I are even right. I'm fine with it, okay,
Speaker 1: but I can't be to look at me. I need
Speaker 1: to know. Yes, I'm done. Okay, I'm done. There's nothing
Speaker 1: worse than what I did yesterday. But I will do
Speaker 1: that again if I keep going, if you keep but
Speaker 1: I've hired Ric to get my git. But matter of fact,
Speaker 1: I'm now, I'm now, and I even would you not agree? Baba? No?
Speaker 1: When's the last time he got Where's the last time
Speaker 1: he got you? He tried to get me this morning?
Speaker 1: Did not he got me before this segment? Let's make
Speaker 1: for that sect. He'll rate you around and give you
Speaker 1: a toy there too. He'll put there. Here's what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say. Here's what I'm gonna say. I now represent
Speaker 1: older you. By the way, let me tell you this.
Speaker 1: You know who I'm gonna be. Man put out a
Speaker 1: twister warning they went in here at all time. Listen,
Speaker 1: I gotta go it. It was good. We saw a
Speaker 1: hook echo. I'm now gonna be for this show what
Speaker 1: Aaron Brockovich was to those people that were poison and
Speaker 1: I'm representing all people with a gripe, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be the enforcer of stopping you there.
Speaker 8: You're like the hit man over here. Yes, I represent
Speaker 8: force people. No, Hemsey's excluded. Hamsey's is just as guilty
Speaker 8: as I am. Yeah, they both got me before this break,
Speaker 8: both of them. So all Ham's one probably. So if
Speaker 8: I would have had a gun, you'd heard two shots.
Speaker 1: I know Greg. I know Greg can't take up for himself.
Speaker 1: So will you take care of little brother Rick? No,
Speaker 1: I didn't ask him to take up Rick. Take care
Speaker 1: of little brother. I'm gonna be the force that was
Speaker 1: stopping I'm a cloud rolling in James SPAN's warning about me, Greg,
Speaker 1: we understand that you are missing a dog that you
Speaker 1: attempted to name something, baby girl. Well, I have to
Speaker 1: we didn't have a real name for it. That just
Speaker 1: stuck said whatever. A bunch of puppies weren't gonna keep
Speaker 1: them all right, You got rid of cam Newton, Cam Newton,
Speaker 1: he went to the host bitter. Let me let me
Speaker 1: ask you, because just there's moments I have to check
Speaker 1: him and you just be sure I got it right. Yeah, please,
Speaker 1: because at one time you were the hard working pole
Speaker 1: climbing uh man's man. But I got answer to this.
Speaker 1: And then the the other week you you left a
Speaker 1: deer hunting expedition to go home to care for your
Speaker 1: chi wabo's, your nay track infection. Well you are telling
Speaker 1: pretty much. Yeah, no, not really, no, no, not not
Speaker 1: much in my mind. Let me and then let me
Speaker 1: see if I have this right. Yesterday, of course, and
Speaker 1: the gripping wintery mix that gripped Alabama yesterday and many
Speaker 1: other places you were would be found late afternoon in
Speaker 1: the early evening walking through the community of Pleasant Valley, screaming,
Speaker 1: baby girl, a lot of whistling, a lot of Well,
Speaker 1: I went over on the hunting lamb because that's where
Speaker 1: they were last scene headed. Did you take your rifle
Speaker 1: why I can't kill nothing. You can't predators anyway, And
Speaker 1: it was sleeping, but I like walking the hunting land.
Speaker 1: But no, I was just trying to find a dog, y'all.
Speaker 1: Look right, here's of the like that. I liked dogs
Speaker 1: until we got Remember we got out of the dogs for.
Speaker 3: A one so the whole let me let me go
Speaker 3: back to this. We were we were in the midst
Speaker 3: of a of an ice storm.
Speaker 1: We had people being killed on the highways, sleeping everywhere,
Speaker 1: and you had to go out and walk around and
Speaker 1: look for your puff. You No, Betty asked me a
Speaker 1: question last night that I really never did get a
Speaker 1: good I didn't even think about you lost the dog
Speaker 1: while you're washing your car. But today you were washing
Speaker 1: your car, hadn't it wasn't it cold or what? I
Speaker 1: had to turn the car in. It was oh, oh,
Speaker 1: I forgot. I had to turn the car and we forgot.
Speaker 1: I forgot. You're the only person on the show that
Speaker 1: still has a car. Picked one up yesterday. The guys
Speaker 1: Sarah taking care of me. Now what a place to
Speaker 1: baby girl? Daddy had to clean the cars where you
Speaker 1: need to go. But I don't understand why a dog
Speaker 1: that that is really you heard about their trade in value?
Speaker 1: Anybody great, Greg, you're gonna keep the car. They're glad
Speaker 1: you washed it. In the middle of.
Speaker 3: Here's I started saying, you the one brought that ice
Speaker 3: store on by, get out washing your car?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: Look, can't I like the dog? God? Okay? And and
Speaker 1: it is kind of my fault that she's missing. I'll
Speaker 1: give you. Is it your fault? A dog? He was dog? No? No,
Speaker 1: here's the thing I don't understand. Here's a man's little
Speaker 1: that loved his dog enough to say. I don't want
Speaker 1: to leave her in the garage. I want to her
Speaker 1: come here in the yard with me while I wash this.
Speaker 1: He can wash me, watch me. Here's why I did
Speaker 1: lasa bring her up? Huh No, here's what happened. She's little, Well,
Speaker 1: she's young. She ain't that little. She's gonna three months old.
Speaker 1: She's about three months old. So you and dog years, Greg,
Speaker 1: Well you let her in and out, that means three
Speaker 1: months because Popaul, the other dog I have outside. Papaul, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's the daddy. Actually, Poppa's old and he just comes
Speaker 1: and goes. He wants to. Well, she's bad to follow Papa,
Speaker 1: and I knew that. So I was like, daddy, yeah,
Speaker 1: so and he'll just go off and be gone for days.
Speaker 1: You just never know where he's So anyway, I was
Speaker 1: washing car. I knew she would fallow. Anyway, I went
Speaker 1: paying attention, and evidently Pop went off. She went with him.
Speaker 1: Pop comes on back bad afternoon. But now I don't
Speaker 1: know where. It's not a good daddy, But I don't know.
Speaker 1: She may have took up at a house. If you
Speaker 1: live in Taylor's ben Covet and Ridge close to me,
Speaker 1: if you just holler, if you get her, she's tan
Speaker 1: got a black snap. Now if you're in Alaska, that neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Now she doesn't. I'm not going to have a she
Speaker 1: doesn't have a collar on, right, No, I mean I'm
Speaker 1: not big collars for dogs. You put a chip in
Speaker 1: it bothers them. You put a chip in her underneath
Speaker 1: the skin. Hey, it bothers them. Yeah, I don't. I'll
Speaker 1: put a fleet collar on that help. Well, Now that's
Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah, I started saying, that's totally different.
Speaker 1: I had one. You put the collar on, it would
Speaker 1: just collapse. He couldn't move. But anyway, so get up
Speaker 1: when I get hungry, I walked out in the that look.
Speaker 1: I like walking to the hunting anyway, but I needed
Speaker 1: to look baby gap, I give that whistle, said she'd
Speaker 1: come to the whistle, but un doubted not. I think
Speaker 1: somebody's feeding heror something maybe got her. Well, Greg, you,
Speaker 1: why don't you go into this mode? And because there's modes,
Speaker 1: you go in this because you know when you're kids
Speaker 1: and this will happen. Here's the mode you have to
Speaker 1: go into. Oh, I know, baby girls had a better home.
Speaker 1: They're feeding her. She's just having time for life and
Speaker 1: and she's absolutely fine, and she's not gonna be here
Speaker 1: with us anymore, but she's somewhere else having a great time.
Speaker 1: To tell yourself that she's in a great family. The
Speaker 1: number of times my parents told us that, when when
Speaker 1: really we found out later in life that our dog
Speaker 1: had been, you know, violently killed by a cass Still,
Speaker 1: I still have hopes that Papa will go make his
Speaker 1: rounds and he'll come across her and she'll see you
Speaker 1: this time and follow him home. Did you just say, Paul,
Speaker 1: Paul will go make his rounds. Yeah, Papa, that's that's
Speaker 1: the daddy dog. Yes, Papa. So so one he's got
Speaker 1: a wonder. Yeah, he's got a eye that it quite right.
Speaker 1: He's got one, is right? Yeah right, And don't forget
Speaker 1: now the mother dog that I love too, she disappeared too.
Speaker 1: There's either going up. Listen, what is going on at
Speaker 1: your house? There's something not right? I know. Listen. Most
Speaker 1: of us have dogs, we having their whole life every
Speaker 1: now and then. You might have you have something all
Speaker 1: the time. Well, when you had eight dogs at one time,
Speaker 1: you have a lot of stuff. But I narrowed it
Speaker 1: to three and two of the no four counting the
Speaker 1: inside dogs, the three outside dogs. Two of the three
Speaker 1: have gone devoted to dogs to Gregg's life in this show.
Speaker 1: And two the outside dogs aren't even yours. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: they took up so I kept them. But see the
Speaker 1: mother dog obviously not the mother dog. She's just roams
Speaker 1: and you know, she's just survivor. So I didn't worry
Speaker 1: about her when she would be gone to three days.
Speaker 1: But she's been going like a month, so I don't
Speaker 1: know unless she was an adult. I keep hearing this
Speaker 1: old guy down the road picks up straight dogs and
Speaker 1: then finds homes for him. But now if he did
Speaker 1: that with this one. It was a little quick. He
Speaker 1: picks up a little quick. Yeah, I did. It wasn't
Speaker 1: home yesterday. I went around the back and his pins
Speaker 1: were empty until you walked around his Yeah, in camouflage,
Speaker 1: I don't make nobody nervous. Why why were you wearing
Speaker 1: camera flow dis because it's warm. I think that guy's
Speaker 1: got her and he's already giving it to another somebody somebody,
Speaker 1: And have you gone up and checked it the bare
Speaker 1: knuckle boxing, They may have it only strong surviving. That's
Speaker 1: right now. It's still one of my favorite. Well, I
Speaker 1: can I put the effort. I mean I tried, I walked.
Speaker 1: What did Lisa say about that? Don't talk about hold
Speaker 1: over real quick? You're washing the cars? Been washing the dog? Okay,
Speaker 1: I watch you're supposed to be washing car. Well now,
Speaker 1: I added that when I got outside, nobody knew I
Speaker 1: was washing the car. I was just outside with letting
Speaker 1: the dog play.
Speaker 5: Oh so you took the dog out to play with
Speaker 5: it then got distracted. Yeah, I thought, you know what,
Speaker 5: I need to hit that car real quick, and then
Speaker 5: and then and then you hung you. I don't think
Speaker 5: I didn't get this speech. Well, if I know he's
Speaker 5: gonna be doing something. I'd have come out there. You know,
Speaker 5: I got that right, So whatever right now?
Speaker 1: Now, So you put you solved all kinds of problems
Speaker 1: in hindsight, you put your you put the effort in there,
Speaker 1: just kind of like Rick did trying to get his
Speaker 1: boy's haircut yesterday. That lasted the same amount of time. Uh,
Speaker 1: and no dog. So you come back in, you're probably wet,
Speaker 1: you cold. What is the least to say to you?
Speaker 1: Did you find it? M I don't. I don't think
Speaker 1: we had much conversation about she didn't. Does that mean
Speaker 1: y'all are not speaking? No, it wasn't that. She just
Speaker 1: didn't have her hopes some body. Yeah, I mean she
Speaker 1: knew if i'd have found it out said found it.
Speaker 1: They're right on the edge of hey, baby, she's gone.
Speaker 1: I mean in a good way. I think she's with
Speaker 1: a good home and playing a little kid. They got
Speaker 1: a had steak for dinner. They got her a little
Speaker 1: quick though, I cause she wasn't going there there with
Speaker 1: earn marked dogs. You got those other two dogs a
Speaker 1: little quick, you know. I let them hang about a week.
Speaker 1: For the way that dog, those two dogs end up
Speaker 1: your house. She could end up as someboduse. So that's true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that that's the way it is happening, because
Speaker 1: everybody shares their dogs absolutely. What do you think, because
Speaker 1: you live there, what do you think? Hmm, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's very perplexing. I think I think pap Paul Doghouse
Speaker 1: has got it. Well, yeah I thought that too, but uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's hit her. Well, she ain't
Speaker 1: in his pen because I look why I was rummaging
Speaker 1: through his yard.
Speaker 3: I hate it for the dog, but I will tell
Speaker 3: you Greg been in the hand to launch me.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I figured it's pretty cold last night.
Speaker 1: Su Yeah, oh yeah, not before it's real cold. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's living at a place that has a finched in yard,
Speaker 1: right and uh, Bobby, little kid, it can't be very
Speaker 1: far from me. Yeah. Well you never know. Dogs all
Speaker 1: a long one, especially following o Papaul roughneck. Pap Baul
Speaker 1: is left her. We'll be right back stake a.
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