WEBVTT - Hour 2: Tipping vs Bribing 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:14.440 This is a Jesse Kelly Show. 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:19.400 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:23.439 Jesse Kelly Show. Remember you can email us Jesse at 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:27.400 jessekellyshow dot com. So much to do this hour, Buying 0:00:27.400 --> 0:00:31.840 a home in the future, favorite airports, the GOP's chances 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:33.159 in twenty twenty. 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:37.199 Four, so much more. Let's get to something here we're 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:40.440 all agonizing with right now, Jesse, how do you feel 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:43.160 about the pre tip? They ask for it a lot 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:46.040 on food delivery, and I hate it. If you give 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:48.520 a great tip and the service sucks, you can't adjust. 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:51.120 If you give none and wait to see the service, 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:54.240 then tip accordingly, they'll probably spit in your food. It's 0:00:54.240 --> 0:01:01.240 a conundrum. Well, first, I am a pre hipper. I 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:05.080 have in general been a pre tipper. I'm not necessarily 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:09.720 talking about food delivery. But tipping in the front is 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:14.800 a good idea, meaning if you're taking some friends out, 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:18.759 going out with your wife, doesn't hurt. If you want 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:21.440 a little better service, slip the waitress of five or 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:23.360 a ten or whatever, you could do. What Chris. What 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:27.800 Chris said, it seems more like a bribe than a tip. 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:31.640 Well it is. Remember it is I've had this conversation 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:33.760 with my wife. Okay, so let's let's talk about this 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:36.080 this abe before We'll get back to politics in a minute. 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:41.119 She's a much more self conscious human being, gets nervous 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:44.160 much more than I do. Now you're gonna find that shocking. 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:46.720 But one of the things I had to explain to 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:49.960 her a long time ago was, let's say you're getting 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:53.000 something delivered. You bought a new cabinet or something like 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:54.720 that for moves to go or something like that. You're 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:57.760 getting a cabinet delivered, and they have it right on there. 0:01:57.760 --> 0:02:01.040 They'll deliver it, but they won't assemble it. That's what 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:06.680 they say. They'll assemble it. Give them a twenty so 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:09.640 does they bring get in there, say hey, twenty bucks, 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:12.880 you guys put this thing together for me real quick. Boom, 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:16.960 there you go put together. They all say, yes, bunch 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:20.000 of blue collar dudes, twenty bucks is And you're taking 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:22.400 your lady out for a meal that night on twenty Well, 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:23.760 at least you used to be able to do. You're 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:25.919 not doing that anymore. You're taking her to Taco bell 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:30.720 on twenty bucks. But either way, that's the way to go. Tip. 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:33.440 And now let's go back to tip it if you 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:36.720 want some extra good service one night as Valentine's Day night, 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:39.000 and let's say you forgot to buy flowers that morning, 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:42.960 slip in the waitress a ten or a twenty. It's necessary. Now. 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:45.680 I said all that to say, Look, we've had this 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:50.360 conversation before. We're all going through this right now. Everyone 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:55.160 is being pinched. And this is what happens when you 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:58.600 spend your country into bankruptcy. Look, tying all this back 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:01.520 to politics, this is why I rant and rave and 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:04.480 scream when they spend our money on things, even things 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:07.440 that you might like or I might like. It is 0:03:07.720 --> 0:03:11.079 the reason we're watching our standard of living go away. 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:15.160 And when it comes to food service in restaurants, everyone 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:19.840 feels pinched. These restaurants feel pinched their money. Remember, they 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:23.040 have to buy things too. Their money's not going as far. 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:26.200 They're not getting as many food poisoning shrimp as they 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:28.480 got for the same amount of money the week before. 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:32.639 The restaurant is pinched. They're having to try to You're 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:35.920 seeing menus be reduced. Any food item that maybe is 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:38.000 a maybe they break even or lose a little on, 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:40.840 it's gotta be struck off. The restaurant feels pinched. The 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:45.240 waitress feels pinched. She's trying to make a living, trying 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:47.720 to put food on the table, whether it's a young girl, 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:50.800 maybe an older lady, or dude. I mean, I realize 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:53.480 there are dude ones too, trying to pay the bills, 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:57.000 keep the lights on. They need tips. They work, they 0:03:57.040 --> 0:04:01.720 work hard, they work for tips. They're pinched. The consumers 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:05.360 pinched two. Whether you're getting food delivered or you're sitting 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:09.320 down at Applebee's, your money doesn't go as far. I 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:11.760 was only half joking about Taco Bell, and I was 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:15.760 half joking because you're gonna have a hard time eating 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:18.479 out for two at Taco Bell unless you go with 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:21.560 the five dollar box or something like that. It's getting 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:24.039 more difficult. I told you the other day. I'm an 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:26.200 in an out burger fan. I went to in and 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:28.599 out Burger. Here, I got a triple cheeseburger, fries, and 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:32.640 a drink. It's twelve dollars. Twelve dollars for value menu. 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:40.239 The government keeps printing and borrowing and spending, and now 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:43.719 we're all feeling pinched. And the problem is there's not 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:48.160 a great solution for this. The waitress's complaints about the 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:52.440 lack of tipping are valid. The consumer's complaints about being 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:55.240 required to tip are forced to tip more with the 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:58.400 cost of food going up, those are valid. The restaurants 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:01.720 complaints about the cotton, those are valid. Everyone has a 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:06.159 valid complaint because the pie is shrinking. We're used to 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:09.520 a certain size of a piece of pie, but when 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:14.560 these people destroy us economically, the pie shrinks. And it's 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:18.159 why I yell about spending when most people don't care 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:23.160 about it, because I understand the connection. Every time these 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:26.800 people pass another trillion dollar bill here, another forty billion 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:29.760 for them, and forty billion for them, and another trillion here, 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:32.880 and more solar panels, and every time they do that, 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:37.920 applebe'st gets more expensive. Dear Fergie, apparently that's the Irish 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:40.280 mob boss from the movie The Town. Chris, have you 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:42.440 ever seen that movie The Town? Michael? Have you seen 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:45.600 that movie? Michael's seen it? Sick movie, Chris, sick. It's 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:50.400 a bank robbery movie from about Charlestown Bank. Okay, you've 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:53.680 seen clips of it. It's very good, Yes, Chris, they 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:55.760 wear masks because I just said, it's a bank robbery movie. 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:59.440 Way to go don't give it away, Chris anyway, Yes, 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:01.920 the town, you want to see the town anyway. You 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:05.120 said one of your favorite airports was Charlotte. I'm from Charlotte. 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:09.080 I'm curious why this is a World travelers destination. His 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:12.080 name is Mead the third. I wish I was a third. 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:15.200 I've always liked that. What Chris, I like that, and 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:17.120 I regret I didn't do that for my boys. It's 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:19.760 just never been a tradition in my family, naming your 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:22.720 son after you, And so the first one's junior, and 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:25.240 that's okay. I mean, that's okay. But then it gets 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:27.000 start to get it starts to get really cool when 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:30.560 you're the third, the fourth to something like that. Dang it. 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:32.400 I wonder if you can just add that to your 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:34.480 name anyway, even if you're not a third or a 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:36.839 fourth or so, I'd be like Jesse the fifth. How 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:41.000 great would that be? The fifth? Anyway? Uh, Charlotte's airport 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:44.039 is great. Here's what makes an airport great. It's not complicated. 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:51.919 Is it relatively clean? Are the food options great? Is 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:55.480 there are there comfortable places to sit? Charlotte is one 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:57.839 of those wonderful mid sized airports where they have white 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:01.720 rocking chairs all over the place, incredible food options. Look, 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:04.120 whenever you get into the Carolinas, you're going to have 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:08.039 incredible food options. That's why I love Charlotte Jesse. Listening 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:10.400 to you, to your coverage of the ninety five billion 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:14.240 dollar bill, it's infuriating. How do we fight this? It 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:17.920 seems like the goal is to make the citizenry unsure 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:21.320 of what to do. How do we fight such such 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:26.840 corruption and abuse of the taxpayer. Well, it seems like 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:30.640 the goals to make the citizenry unsure of what to do. Well, 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:33.640 that is what's happening. There's a fascinating thing happening right now, 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:38.600 and it's bad. A lot of it's bad. I don't 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:40.400 know that it'll turn out bad in the end. I 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:43.720 can certainly see how it is. But this is what's happening. 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:48.239 The left is becoming more and more hungry and evil 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:52.800 as they gain more power. They're using their power because 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:55.880 the communist believes in using his power against his enemies, 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:59.920 so they're using their power. They're getting more and more aggressive, 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:04.040 and they're abusing normal people in people on the right. 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:10.360 But that is not that is not translating into an 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:16.320 angry or angrier, more involved, more activist right, that is 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:20.880 unifying against the communist threat. That is not something that 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:23.320 is happening right now. I don't see it happening. And 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:27.240 in fact, we're losing elections. It's not just one or 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:31.520 two since Trump one in twenty sixteen, we have lost 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:36.000 so many elections. Even remember the red wave that was 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:38.800 supposed to come in the midterms is gone. Since that 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:41.720 win in twenty sixteen, that was really our last super 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:45.319 big win. We're losing these special elections too, Like, how 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:49.360 do we lose? How are we losing special elections when 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:55.000 Joe Biden's so unpopular, people were unhappy, the economy's going bad, 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:59.400 they're mad about the border. Yet people aren't taking that anger, 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:04.040 that disc appointment in Democrats or Joe Biden and turning 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:07.400 around and handing power to Republicans. They're not. They're simply not. 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:10.040 There's no evidence of that right now. The red wave 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:13.800 was the red trickle. We're losing these special elections. Even 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:16.320 all the polls with Biden and Trump are neck and neck. 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:19.319 We have a sitting president who's a cadaver, who opened 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:21.880 up the border on purpose, and still the American people 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:24.720 are a coin flip on the two of them. How 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:26.640 is that happening? Why is that happening? Look, there's a 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:29.600 variety of reasons, but here's the easiest, simplest way to 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:36.199 put it. Winning teams. You watch sports at all, maybe, football, baseball, whatever, 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:43.760 winning teams almost always get along because you're winning. Even 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:47.839 personalities who maybe normally wouldn't they wouldn't see eye to eye. 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:51.360 Everyone's slapping each other on the back, high five and woo, 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:54.000 life is good. That's our tenth win in a row. 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:57.200 We got this baby. There's never ever, ever any locker 0:09:57.280 --> 0:10:03.920 room turmoil on winning teams. On losing teams, that's when 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:06.640 the wide receiver does a press conference and snipes at 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:10.800 his quarterback. That's when you see the linebacker on the 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:14.520 sideline screaming in the face at his head coach, guys 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:19.000 throwing helmets, kicking things over. That happens on losing teams. 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:25.360 We've been losing for six seven years now, and it's 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:29.080 what's happening is it's making us worse and worse and worse. 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:33.320 The more we lose. We're getting more desperate, more confused. 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:35.760 What do we do? What should we do? Which direction 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:39.640 should we go? The losing is breaking up the right. 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:43.440 You can say Democrats are unpopular, and they are, but 0:10:43.559 --> 0:10:46.959 the GOP has spent so much time losing they're having 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:49.600 a hard time holding it together. And that's a lot 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:53.920 of what you see right now. Now remember all that 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:57.319 maybe big national stuff, but that doesn't mean you're helpless. 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:03.079 You're an activist in all things. You're an activist. 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Dial pound two five 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:49.240 zero and say Jesse Kelly pound two five zero, say 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:53.000 Jesse Kelly. They're giving out free brand new Samsung five 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:58.360 G smartphones right now. Switch to Puretalk pound two five zero, say, 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:03.200 Jesse Kelly, you're listening to the Oracle. Love this one. 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:06.480 It's a scream baby, the Jesse Kelly Show. 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:10.960 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Out of ass, Doctor 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:14.400 Jesse Friday. Man that Biden clip from earlier. I'll get 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:16.400 back to the questions here in a minute. I played 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:20.320 this before. This is so hard to listen to, and 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:24.120 I want to encourage you. It's a little disheartening, but 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:27.120 I want to encourage you to go watch the video 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:30.480 of Joe Biden when he kind of fritzes out here. 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:35.920 Watching it is so much worse than listening to it. Man, 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:39.960 there are times when he just seems like he's gone. 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:42.600 He said, if an ally did not pay their dues, 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:48.960 he'd encourage pressure to quote do whatever the hell they want. 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:58.400 I guess I should clear my mind here a little 0:12:58.400 --> 0:12:59.920 bit and not say what I'm really thinking. 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:05.360 You should see this. This I don't make fun of honestly, 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:08.560 because I've seen older folks go through this who are 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:12.319 struggling with dimension and Alzheimer's and stuff. You should see 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:16.920 how the look of kind of pain on his face 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:20.600 as he loses his mind and he can't put anything 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:23.679 back together again. You should see the stress and the 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:27.120 strain because he knows he's fritzing out and he can't 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:29.760 get the words out. And that is the president of 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:36.000 the United States of America. Gosh right, geez man alive. 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:41.280 That's that's a that's that's a lot. That's a lot. 0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:44.439 I mean, can you think of another time in your 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:49.200 lifetime when the president has been non functional? Can you 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:52.120 name me a Name me a time, Name me a time. 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:57.160 What Chris Jesse, the anti communist Salami. My daughter is 0:13:57.280 --> 0:14:00.760 fifteen years old, recently joined the debate team. We were 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:04.080 ever on a debate team. Also, coming from your background, 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:06.280 we were wondering if you had any advice for her. 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:09.080 We love the show. Thank you for all you do. 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:13.240 Her name is Loriana. That's a beautiful name. She's about 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:15.320 to be a debater. Okay, No, I was never on 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:21.080 any debate teams at all. I was very good at debate. 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:24.720 I know that's a terribly cocky thing to say, but 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:26.360 I was. I was good at it when I ran 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:28.920 for Congress is when I found this out. I was 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:32.200 good at debating. When we would get on stage, I 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:35.600 would just abuse whoever I was going up against. We 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:38.680 actually did the straw pool. That's right, Chris. I was 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:42.200 a master debater. We actually did the straw pool after 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:44.400 every event. They would pull the crowd and who won. 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:47.800 And I blew everyone out every single time. And let 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:53.280 me tell you why. First, when people speak in front 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:58.280 of people, it's very common to get nervous. And here's 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:02.280 what Here's what human is is when you get nervous, 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:05.200 when you're speaking in front of people. In your nervous 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:09.960 you will this is perfectly natural. You will speak instead 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:15.760 of louder, you'll speak lower, and you'll speak faster. You're 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:18.600 doing this because if you screw up a word, you 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:22.040 don't really want everyone to hear it. And if you 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:24.760 if you speak faster, then you get to get it 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:28.080 over with. Right. So, if I'm doing a rant on 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:31.440 Joe Biden and I'm talking about Joe Biden has lost 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:34.320 his mind and he's hurting the United States of America. 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:37.080 Once I get nervous and I'm up there, I say, hey, 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:38.840 Joe Biden has really lost his money. He's hurt in 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:42.680 the United States of America. And that's how people it's 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:46.560 perfectly natural. I My son is actually in speech class 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:48.880 right now and I'm working with him all the time 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:52.040 on it. The two biggest pointers I can give to 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:54.520 you for speaking in front of people, whether it's in 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:58.000 a Bible study or class or in your business world, 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:04.720 whatever it may be, is slow down and speak up. 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:10.880 It is not a race. Slow down and speak up. 0:16:11.080 --> 0:16:14.200 And another tip I will give you that that will 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:16.920 actually make it put your mind at ease. Here's a 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:25.640 little tidbit for you. Your hands. People. People don't know what 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:27.760 to do with their hands when they speak in front 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:30.440 of people, and because they don't know what to do 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:35.160 with their hands, they make themselves look awkward. You'll find 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:38.680 yourself playing with playing with your hands, and that's obvious 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:40.680 when you're sitting up there doing this thing with your hands. 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:43.280 When you're when you're stuff in your hands, in your pockets, 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:47.200 or you're fidgeting around. So here's the best solution for that. 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:54.680 Slow down, speak up, and talk with your hands. Make 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:58.640 them part of it. When you're more animated. It helps. Yeah, 0:16:58.640 --> 0:17:00.720 that's right, Chris, very Italian, you know me, very very 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:04.800 good time. But just talk with them and it helps 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:08.120 the audience wake up and engage. More Other than that, 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:13.200 you're gonna be fine. Maintain eye contact. Slow down, speak up, 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:17.880 talk with your hands and remember things. Every debate, every 0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:23.679 debate team is different. But remember oftentimes you have to 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:25.800 wait for the right time to strike. That's what I 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:28.359 was really good at with debate. You don't have to 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:31.280 try to score a point on them every single time. 0:17:32.400 --> 0:17:36.800 You wait, hold your hold your fire, keep your powder dry. 0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:39.879 I always knew when I was debating people when I 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:42.160 was running for Congress, that at some point in time 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:44.800 they were going to say something and they were going 0:17:44.840 --> 0:17:49.399 to leave a soft underbelly exposed, and that's when I 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:52.240 would come in and attack. When we were doing debates, 0:17:52.280 --> 0:17:53.840 and it probably works this way on a high school 0:17:53.880 --> 0:17:56.960 debate team. You would have so many responses you were 0:17:56.960 --> 0:17:59.040 allowed to give. It was two or three during the 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:01.760 course of a debate. Well, guys will get all amped 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:04.040 up early on and they'll burn through their two or 0:18:04.040 --> 0:18:06.320 three in the first five minutes. I'd wait on mine 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:09.120 until the last ten minutes if I didn't have the opportunity, 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:12.800 and then opportunity comes, boom, go in for the kill, 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:16.840 all right, kill her instinct too, that helps, just like 0:18:16.960 --> 0:18:21.640 Fred has. I'm actually kidding about that, Don't get me wrong. 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:25.880 I'm happy that he's a seventy plus pound dog who 0:18:26.000 --> 0:18:29.439 very much views his role as protecting the home. But 0:18:30.240 --> 0:18:33.240 once you get in the home and he's accepted you, 0:18:33.240 --> 0:18:35.639 you know, like when my mom comes over, my sister 0:18:35.720 --> 0:18:40.520 comes over, my dad. He just throws himself onto people 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:45.040 and demands physical attention at all times, demands to be padded. 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:47.359 And then once you're done scratching him behind the ears, 0:18:47.480 --> 0:18:49.800 he doesn't walk away. He'll turn around and slam his 0:18:49.840 --> 0:18:52.640 butt into you a scratch that too. It's annoying, right, 0:18:52.680 --> 0:18:57.120 it's annoying, but we love him. That's why we give 0:18:57.160 --> 0:19:01.320 Fred roughgreens. You know, Fred used to have digestive problems 0:19:01.359 --> 0:19:03.680 after every meal. Do you have any idea how annoying 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:05.280 that is. We used to have to just put him 0:19:05.280 --> 0:19:08.200 outside after every meal. He'd eat, Hey, go on ow 0:19:08.280 --> 0:19:11.880 back till you get done with it. 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Feeling a 0:19:48.600 --> 0:19:52.639 little stocky, Follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse 0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:53.399 Kelly DC. 0:19:54.680 --> 0:19:59.080 It is the Jesse Kelly Show on an ass Doctor 0:19:59.200 --> 0:20:01.800 Jesse Friday he reminding you you can email the show 0:20:01.960 --> 0:20:06.520 Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. It is it is 0:20:06.640 --> 0:20:12.679 something to watch, to watch systemic racism against white people 0:20:14.160 --> 0:20:17.840 getting grained in our society in ways it used to 0:20:17.920 --> 0:20:21.160 be against black people, right. Black people used to get 0:20:21.160 --> 0:20:23.720 a raw deal in the corporate world, in the law 0:20:23.800 --> 0:20:28.040 enforcement world, and the education realm, and the a raw deal, 0:20:28.560 --> 0:20:33.840 not just a minority treated as second class outsiders. 0:20:34.760 --> 0:20:39.040 And it's wild to watch that turn on white people. 0:20:39.280 --> 0:20:43.120 And now that's that's the case in society. Listen, listen 0:20:43.160 --> 0:20:49.040 to Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson. This is open systemic racism. 0:20:49.080 --> 0:20:52.639 There's no other way you can put it. This is evil. 0:20:52.680 --> 0:20:59.000 The seventeen million dollar investment for these eighteen black and 0:20:59.080 --> 0:21:05.080 brown small big business is really the It really captures 0:21:05.080 --> 0:21:06.560 what I call the soul of Chicago. 0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:11.160 It's who we are what's it for two feed illgals? 0:21:11.640 --> 0:21:16.439 Chicago came up with seventeen million dollars. That's seventeen million 0:21:16.520 --> 0:21:24.359 dollars was exclusive to people who weren't white. That is bad, right, 0:21:24.400 --> 0:21:27.840 all right, back to the questions, dear boob soup eater't 0:21:28.000 --> 0:21:30.119 I shouldn't have told you guys that Applebee's stories? Why 0:21:30.160 --> 0:21:33.000 don't you guys grow up? Am I missing something? Why 0:21:33.080 --> 0:21:37.480 is Russia stopping at just a small ground force invasion 0:21:38.040 --> 0:21:42.160 rather than steamroll Ukraine with a full scale offensive. They've 0:21:42.200 --> 0:21:45.560 already crossed the line. Why suffer so many casualties at 0:21:45.560 --> 0:21:48.520 their border when they can overwhelm Ukraine with sheer numbers 0:21:48.560 --> 0:21:54.200 and firepower? All right, let's talk about this first and foremost. 0:21:56.280 --> 0:22:04.240 Can they overwhelm Ukraine? Invasion is not as easy as 0:22:04.520 --> 0:22:10.280 historically it has looked. Ukraine is a sizeable place. I 0:22:10.359 --> 0:22:15.600 understand the Russian military is big, but it's hard. It's very, 0:22:15.720 --> 0:22:20.399 very hard to invade a place and conquer it. Now, 0:22:21.000 --> 0:22:22.520 let's pause on this for a second. We'll get back 0:22:22.520 --> 0:22:26.560 to the Russia thing. We especially dudes, I can't not 0:22:26.600 --> 0:22:29.600 as much for ladies, but especially dudes. We look back 0:22:29.680 --> 0:22:32.080 on conquerors and We read about them, right, whether we 0:22:32.160 --> 0:22:34.360 love them or don't, we read about them. We read 0:22:34.400 --> 0:22:37.440 about Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan 0:22:37.600 --> 0:22:42.240 and look Hitler conquering France, conquering Europe. We read about 0:22:42.240 --> 0:22:48.680 these stories. But because we look at them historically, we 0:22:48.800 --> 0:22:52.480 feel like or it seems like it happens all the time. Right, 0:22:52.800 --> 0:22:55.800 there's always a conqueror. There's always been one. Of course, 0:22:55.840 --> 0:22:58.240 it went right from Alexander the Grade, and then Julius 0:22:58.240 --> 0:23:00.239 Caesar was born the next year, of course, and then 0:23:00.359 --> 0:23:07.359 Genghis Khan came along. Conquerors are rare, very very rare, 0:23:08.080 --> 0:23:11.679 because one of the most difficult things to do is 0:23:11.720 --> 0:23:15.520 to take your army and to march it into a 0:23:15.600 --> 0:23:20.520 place that's not yours and conquer the people who are 0:23:20.600 --> 0:23:24.960 currently there. That is not easy. Why, well, there's a 0:23:25.040 --> 0:23:27.920 variety of different reasons. One, the people who are currently there, 0:23:28.000 --> 0:23:31.960 they know the area, they know the terrain, They probably 0:23:32.000 --> 0:23:34.159 have defenses set up. You know, I was joking with 0:23:34.200 --> 0:23:36.359 you about how we were in We went to Europe 0:23:36.359 --> 0:23:39.760 this past Christmas, and we were doing a river cruise 0:23:40.160 --> 0:23:42.920 through Germany. I'd always wanted to see Germany it was beautiful, 0:23:42.960 --> 0:23:46.160 I should notice, absolutely beautiful. But one thing that hit 0:23:46.240 --> 0:23:49.320 me that me and the boys geeked out on every time. 0:23:49.440 --> 0:23:52.840 It's wild to look at it through a military historical lens. 0:23:53.160 --> 0:23:56.399 You would come up to a city, what's one of 0:23:56.400 --> 0:23:58.680 the Rudersheim was one of the cities, this tiny little 0:23:58.760 --> 0:24:02.119 village to Shine, and they had this statue where you 0:24:02.160 --> 0:24:04.639 could go up on one side of the river and 0:24:04.680 --> 0:24:06.720 you go up on the statue and it would overlook 0:24:06.760 --> 0:24:08.760 the river in the city and you'd see the other 0:24:08.800 --> 0:24:11.440 side of the river, on the Rhine River. Well, right 0:24:11.480 --> 0:24:15.080 across the river there was another hill going way up 0:24:15.400 --> 0:24:18.760 and there was a big tower, a big lookout area, 0:24:19.200 --> 0:24:20.800 and you could tell. We couldn't go up to it, 0:24:20.840 --> 0:24:22.879 but you could tell from this lookout area. One you 0:24:22.920 --> 0:24:25.160 could tell it was very, very very old. This wasn't 0:24:25.160 --> 0:24:28.040 a modern lookout area. And you could tell if you 0:24:28.080 --> 0:24:30.719 were stationed in that lookout area, if you had a 0:24:30.760 --> 0:24:33.880 man up there, you would be able to see from 0:24:34.040 --> 0:24:38.480 miles and miles and miles and miles anybody coming up 0:24:38.480 --> 0:24:42.040 the river, maybe a hostile army coming up the valley 0:24:42.160 --> 0:24:44.960