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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Heday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, this is Pete Eakins,

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Speaker 1: the Homeowners Association president high Rose. How are you today? Oh? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm well. I was doing well, but now I'm very

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Speaker 1: curious what's going on. I'm calling today because of what

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Speaker 1: I saw outside of your house. My halloween decorations. Okay,

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Speaker 1: if you call that decorating, then yes, the halloween. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So you've lived here almost a year now? Is this

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Speaker 1: your first Halloween in our community? Yes? Was I like

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Speaker 1: supposed to wait till October first to set up? I

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Speaker 1: didn't know. I had no idea. Halloween's my favorite holiday.

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Speaker 1: So I got excited a little excited, jumped the gun

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Are you aware that we have little

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Speaker 1: ones in our neighborhood? Yes, I'm counting them them for

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Speaker 1: trick or treats? Yes, that's a candy. I'm ready for them,

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Speaker 1: don't worry. And are you aware that little ones get

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Speaker 1: scared by seeing dead bodies in a front yard? You

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Speaker 1: mean my zombies? They're not real? Is this real? Are

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Speaker 1: you being serious right now? I've been the homeowners Association

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Speaker 1: president here for fifteen years. And I do have a

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Speaker 1: little bit of a joke that I tell people when

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Speaker 1: they ask me if I'm being serious, I say, I'm

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Speaker 1: a home owners association president. Have I ever told a

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Speaker 1: joke in my life? No? I haven't. That is my joke.

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Speaker 1: My joke is about how I'm serious. Okay, well you

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Speaker 1: better seriously take your attitude somewhere else, because this is

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Speaker 1: my house and my yard and my favorite holiday. And

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Speaker 1: I'm not changing anything my house, my yard. I'm the

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Speaker 1: homeowners association president of this community, meaning that yard is

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Speaker 1: not yours, that house is not yours. Technically they belong

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Speaker 1: to me. So I'm guessing you didn't read the pamphlet

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Speaker 1: about Halloween decorations this year that we sent out. I

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Speaker 1: didn't get any pamphlate or anything like email was delivered

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Speaker 1: in an email as well. Do you check your email

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Speaker 1: because we sent an email as well. No, no, I haven't.

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen an email. Can you? Could you get

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Speaker 1: to the point the point your president? Your Halloween decorations

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Speaker 1: are not only too early, they also go against our

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Speaker 1: community guidelines community? What this is Halloween? What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: What guideline for Halloween? More gory, what the hell, I

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Speaker 1: noticed that you had zombies outside, a big zombie theme,

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Speaker 1: a big fun zombie theme. Murdered the bodies, zombie yard.

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Speaker 1: Why is that a problem? Oh my god, Well, not

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Speaker 1: only is it in sensitive to the undead, it's insensitive

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Speaker 1: to all of your neighbors, especially the little ones that

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Speaker 1: have to see it. I don't know what you're doing

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Speaker 1: right now, but this is insane. There's no Halloween rules.

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Speaker 1: What rules? All decorations must be non offensive. Now imagine

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Speaker 1: if I am offensive. All decorations must be approved by

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Speaker 1: the home of Association president, which would be me. And

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Speaker 1: I did not approve a zombies and I definitely did

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Speaker 1: not approve that jack O'Lantern. No, you're going to have

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Speaker 1: a Jackie lantern. You must have a jillow lantern as well.

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Speaker 1: Your rules? Are you? This is crazy? It's all right?

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Speaker 1: Are you nearious? Hello, there's a word I haven't heard

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Speaker 1: in a while. And by the way, you'd have a

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Speaker 1: sign outside that has the H word on it. We're

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Speaker 1: not using that word either. It's October. Don't please. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not finding you for that. I'm not finding you

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Speaker 1: for those yet, but I will say Halloween. No, because

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Speaker 1: of the Wien part it reminds people of a place

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Speaker 1: on the body. And no, we will not be talking

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Speaker 1: about that publicly. At Blank Blake Community. It'll be called

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Speaker 1: October thirty first Festivities. The next time I can run

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Speaker 1: for homeowners Association. I'm running and I'm gonna beat you

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Speaker 1: and kick you out of this neighborhood weirdo. What's your

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Speaker 1: name again? My name? I need to get your names

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Speaker 1: I can write this time. Pete Eakins. Make sure you

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Speaker 1: get that right. Pete Eakins, the homeowners Association president of

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Speaker 1: the community. Wait, so you're Peekins. Your name is Peteakins. Yes,

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Speaker 1: my name is Petekins. Okay, Peekins, Okay, now I know

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Speaker 1: this is a no, you're correct. This is actually Jewil

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Speaker 1: from The Jewilshow doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 1: your husband. Lucas set you up. Yeah, you know me

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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on Demand