WEBVTT - “The Romantic Comedy Expert” with Will Miles

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<v Speaker 1>expert forever look at us back in the studio. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, back to back to back. Well, the heat's

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<v Speaker 1>not on in here, so and yet my armpits are sweating.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's because I read out of deodorant. Wait for it,

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<v Speaker 1>three days ago. Oh, I just read up on some

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<v Speaker 1>deodorant and it's not the one that I usually use, so.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a natural deodorant.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it like smells like it's deodorant, but also like

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<v Speaker 1>there's remnants of funk.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's you, No, it's secret funk is within you. No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no no.

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<v Speaker 1>But I put the deodorant on when I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>any funk, and then it still smells like I could

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<v Speaker 1>be sweating.

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<v Speaker 2>Or is it like a jail or a sout gel

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<v Speaker 2>is great?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually really yes, but that's probably has the most cancer, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>the most cancer, right, copious amounts of cancer and that.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, no, I just feel like the deodorant that

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<v Speaker 1>I got is from the bodegas, so it's probably not

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<v Speaker 1>even real. It's like it's like, yeah, it's like it's

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<v Speaker 1>from Marshall's level. Secret. It's like it says secret, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's really it's like shithin me secret.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's actually secrete to secret.

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<v Speaker 1>You picked up the wrong thing and you thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was secret, like all the dove is dou do doversu

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<v Speaker 1>sending you out of Hamilton shirtle Yes, ma'am, you know

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<v Speaker 1>did you go see Hamilton? No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, it's physics for the school, from the school

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<v Speaker 2>from the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. They give you a whole bunch of stuff

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, most of it looked like dust duck dynasty ship,

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<v Speaker 1>but no offense. Shout out what was in the USC

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<v Speaker 1>didn't give me she when I went there? Except my money? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>What else did they give you? They gave me hat,

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<v Speaker 2>They gave me pans.

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<v Speaker 1>They gave me three cheeses, three different cheese, like different

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<v Speaker 1>spreads of cheeses. Wait for you to eat there, or

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<v Speaker 1>you took the cheese home? I mean the way they

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<v Speaker 1>set it up. They didn't lay it out for me.

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<v Speaker 1>They still had the fucking wrapper on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you just took your green room cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? Yeah, but uh, you know, they give you some

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<v Speaker 1>some things some stickers and whatnot that I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>your sweatpants.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not.

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<v Speaker 1>I got this this sweater or sweater or whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It works.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel young, you know, I feel youthful. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I could bag a child right now. That's problematic.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a problematic thing to say.

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<v Speaker 1>It is. But I see you in your fleece ever lame,

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<v Speaker 1>leave me in my ever lane set.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really hot in it. It's good. It works anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know they say deodorant causes cancer, so so

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<v Speaker 1>you're letting it go or no, I'm gonna go get

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<v Speaker 1>some today. I just needed to get close enough to

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<v Speaker 1>a target. But truly, since all the years I've known you,

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<v Speaker 1>you've never really smelled ever like, oh thought you.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna say, you've never really smelled like you used the

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<v Speaker 2>other I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have said that, but now I'm here doing

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<v Speaker 1>the honesty.

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<v Speaker 2>Ali.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Sidney, what were you an expert in this week?

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<v Speaker 1>Hanging out with old friends? I hadn't seen my friends

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<v Speaker 1>in a minute. I had a friend in town from Houston,

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<v Speaker 1>and every time she comes in, she's always doing some

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<v Speaker 1>like big name ship that like I don't have the

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<v Speaker 1>clothes for and don't have the coins. But they went

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<v Speaker 1>to this event that Alicia Keys was there, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>for Qatar Airlines or something like that. Yeah, so it

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<v Speaker 1>was real like red carpet and what what was it

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<v Speaker 1>doing there? Playing the piano's camp falling and a cline

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<v Speaker 1>like uh Victorian.

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<v Speaker 2>Dress like a high collar, long sleeve.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I feel like if I'm a piano player, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to play with long sleeves.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like those are my those are my instruments,

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<v Speaker 2>those are my tools.

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<v Speaker 1>She looks, she looked, she looked so she looked like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I'm performing in front of very wealthy

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<v Speaker 1>people and they don't know what style is anyway, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna show up in whatevs.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. She didn't have no makeup on. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>she had maybe like a BB cream.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>She it looked like she just rolled out of bed

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<v Speaker 2>through that dress on it. She had the pillow lines

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<v Speaker 2>on her face. She's like, let's go get these coins

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<v Speaker 2>for me. It's sweet swizzy. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember what everyone thought of Lea Keys was a lesbian. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she stole that lady's husband.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that undercover shit. It's like you think that I

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<v Speaker 1>want that girl over there, but I want that girl's man.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great, It's just funny.

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<v Speaker 3>It is her.

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<v Speaker 2>I know she is like three kids or four kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Being the other woman is not that bad if you

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<v Speaker 2>come from money. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a video of the three of them hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out recently, and they looked like they might be on

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<v Speaker 1>their like Will and Jada Dwayne Martin swinging thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely, But when you're that comfortable financially, whose man is

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<v Speaker 2>it really our man? But broke bitches they were like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>he don't have enough to be sharing with another bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like you might have just invented a fact.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, you know what, there's enough money to go

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<v Speaker 1>around for everybody, but like broke dudes is like he

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<v Speaker 1>barely take you out on dates, so like, how dare

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<v Speaker 1>he have another like woman on the side?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? Because you getting my KFC?

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<v Speaker 1>That what it is?

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<v Speaker 2>Those are my biscuits. Those are my biscuits exactly. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, I hung out with them and we uh

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<v Speaker 1>we went out with this uh, this guy who had money,

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<v Speaker 1>and that was I haven't been out on a like

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<v Speaker 1>a dinner that I have to pull out my money

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<v Speaker 1>for a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, this is like I see you drooling a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit. I'm salvatd You're like, I had a meal

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<v Speaker 2>like that, and so yo.

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<v Speaker 1>I opened that menu and I closed it immediately. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>there ain't nothing here for looking like. Oh, it was

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<v Speaker 1>like it was oysters, it was steak, it was cavia,

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<v Speaker 1>it was everything that was like thirty dollars and above

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<v Speaker 1>market price.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was just ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>And like he's like, oh, get this, get that, get that,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, okay, there's some people who are like

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<v Speaker 1>get that because they're like you should try it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then there's somebody who's ordering for the table.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I love it for the table we need for

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<v Speaker 1>the tape show. But you can't be you can't be

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<v Speaker 1>the one that's ordering for the table. No, absolutely, because

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<v Speaker 1>you are like a plus one of a plus one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, no, I will never. I'm gonna be like,

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<v Speaker 1>so what y'all getting what y'all what y'all snacking on?

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<v Speaker 1>I did eat with you that one time we went

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<v Speaker 1>out with that eater guy and said he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get lobster for the table. Well, and and then

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<v Speaker 1>nobody ate the lobster. Lobster was trash anyway, Marie special

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<v Speaker 1>lad lobster. It was actually it was one of those

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<v Speaker 1>moments that I was like, if Marie was here, she

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<v Speaker 1>would have definitely ordered all the good stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you end up kidding? This thick bacon that

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<v Speaker 2>was just it was like bacon steak. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so expensive and it was it was good.

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<v Speaker 2>An apple would smoke it was and it had like

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<v Speaker 2>apples on the side and a arugula. But anyway, that

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<v Speaker 2>was just the meal.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just bacon mill and it was like forty dollars, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>no stupid. But the best part was when he paid

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<v Speaker 1>and he tipped the guy. The guy ran out after

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<v Speaker 1>him to tell him, you didn't have to give me

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<v Speaker 1>this much. And then I was like, did I need

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<v Speaker 1>to put on a little shirt and be a bartender?

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<v Speaker 1>How much money did he get it him? He said,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the holidays. I said wow, And then he gave

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<v Speaker 1>the hostess like over one hundred dollars. I love that,

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<v Speaker 1>But why don't he pass me some money in the

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<v Speaker 1>service industry?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what it is?

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<v Speaker 2>Because you looked too put together? At the dinner. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a veteran.

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<v Speaker 1>You should have you should have like pulled the shoulder

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<v Speaker 1>out or like stretched your collar out a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe like push the wig backs anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>See oh it was back. You know it's Wendy. It

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<v Speaker 2>was Wendy on Saturday. Anyway, Marie, what are you an

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<v Speaker 2>expert in?

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<v Speaker 1>I's an expert this weekend? Lying Okay, she's an actor.

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<v Speaker 1>She don't be bucking, but she's an actor. So my

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<v Speaker 1>friend was like, oh, I'm going to the gym on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, I'm going to Equinox. You should come

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<v Speaker 1>with me, like, come work out. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a member.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how that works.

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<v Speaker 1>And my friend goes all you have to do is

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<v Speaker 1>call them and say, hey, can I come work out

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<v Speaker 1>for the day to see if I like the gym

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<v Speaker 1>and I and I want to join a trial. They

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<v Speaker 1>were like oh, he was like, it's gonna be like

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<v Speaker 1>a five minute conversation. I was like, okay, So I

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<v Speaker 1>call them and they're like, yeah, come down, Well, ask

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<v Speaker 1>for Page when you get here. That's her name to you, Paige.

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<v Speaker 1>She'll you already know. She she's chatty, She problematic, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no ain't no quiet pages that we like long winded?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, sis long winded page?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? So I get there and it was the one,

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<v Speaker 1>the flat iron Equinox, so like the big one is busy. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I was busy. Yeah, I can sneak

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<v Speaker 1>out right celebrities.

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<v Speaker 2>I go in.

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<v Speaker 1>My friend said it was going to be a five

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<v Speaker 1>minute conversation with this woman and then I could work

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<v Speaker 1>out and then we would sneak out thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in pages office.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, well, where do you where are you from?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me see if you get a corporate discount. She's

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<v Speaker 1>pulling out the class schedule for the week. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>we do the app.

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<v Speaker 2>You can reserve a bike for the I was like, Sis,

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<v Speaker 2>can I work out? She gives me a tour. We

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<v Speaker 2>in the sauna. I'm like Page, like, how do you

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<v Speaker 2>lockers work?

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<v Speaker 1>Can?

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<v Speaker 2>I just put my stuff in? And then I'm texting

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<v Speaker 2>and my friend's like warming up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a thirty minute warm up because that's how long

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in this lady's office.

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<v Speaker 2>And they go They were like, well, just say that

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<v Speaker 2>your friend is here and you want to work out

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<v Speaker 2>and you're earlier. So I got to work out, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's cute or whatever. The gym is clean, it looks nice.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lot of.

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<v Speaker 1>People with money in there because people nice. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred and sixty dollars a month. But they steal

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<v Speaker 1>in these people's money because nobody really looks like they

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<v Speaker 1>work out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh there was a it was a buff. There was

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<v Speaker 2>like an American gladiator in there.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was in there, Yeah, there's just one this

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<v Speaker 1>lady that was like, excuse me, I need to use

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, whoa sis ma'am, sir ma'am. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a lot for two hundred and some dollars a month,

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<v Speaker 1>I better look like Serena Williams. Yeah, this especially looked

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<v Speaker 1>like Serena Williams. That's how That's how big this chick was.

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<v Speaker 1>And she had a full face and makeup on, so

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<v Speaker 1>you know, she was a lady. And it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>girl like you got on lashes out the gym right

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<v Speaker 1>now on a Saturday. So and then you know they

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<v Speaker 1>got all the Keels products. So I showered. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>they're just trying to steal a lotion and stuff. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I snug out and Page just called me just

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<v Speaker 1>now to be like, hey Marie and I'm dating now. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I only picked up because it was a two one

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<v Speaker 1>two number. I'd be like, how it might be a job. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Paige asking me if I want to join in?

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<v Speaker 2>How my work out?

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<v Speaker 1>When she about to be a stalker, dude probably looked

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<v Speaker 1>you on Instagram and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, this would be a great client. I'm like, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>I gave page.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have given her a fake name. You should have,

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<v Speaker 1>but I didn't think it was gonna be you was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be caught.

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<v Speaker 2>How does she have my phone number? You didn't write

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<v Speaker 2>it down? No, Oh, you know what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I called the gym before I went to the gym.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at that, Look at me being stupid. Look at

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<v Speaker 1>the phone numbers though. Speaking of phone numbers, we got

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<v Speaker 1>our next guest, uh phone number today.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know I had it. It saved in

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<v Speaker 2>my phone. I didn't have it. Yeah, no, you you

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<v Speaker 2>did have it. I didn't have it. You had it.

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<v Speaker 2>You had it, You had it, you just didn't save it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and the truth comes out, you know how the

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<v Speaker 1>phone You're like, maybe, my god, I love that man.

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<v Speaker 2>You were like, oh wow, I do love that.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it maybe that maybe calling such and such yah,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, oh, okay, yep, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Who it is, guest. Stop laughing, all right, sorry, let's

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<v Speaker 2>bring you in. Our guest today is a number that

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<v Speaker 2>I have saved, but you didn't have saved.

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<v Speaker 1>He is He's a comic out here doing the damn thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and he is our romantic comedy expert.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about it. It's Will Moles.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't see. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the shirt that you have on is super crisp.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, it's new.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pressed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's pressed.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like you got an Apple watch and a pinky ring.

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<v Speaker 2>Will get the cow.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it seems like your friends of the guy who

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<v Speaker 1>owns American Eagle, Like, that's the shirt is from his house.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, this is from Antler and Wood. Oh, I am

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<v Speaker 3>friends with the guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew it. I felt like this was gifted.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm rocking gift gear.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you love gifted?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know the table got something gifted on that exactly?

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<v Speaker 4>Those weekly pictures by the way, Okay, I'm a picture

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<v Speaker 4>every week. If you want to give me some clothes,

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<v Speaker 4>so Will.

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<v Speaker 1>Will and his two friends used to be the host

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<v Speaker 1>of the knitting factory in Williamsburg and we inherited it

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<v Speaker 1>from them. Yeah, they passed it down to the most

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<v Speaker 1>ignorant folks that It's just it's great, it makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a wonderful thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I got there last night late and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, look at all these people who came out

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<v Speaker 1>in the rain because I was crazy, crazy, a real

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<v Speaker 1>fan base.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thank you, show up. I guess some comedy. So

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<v Speaker 2>let's talk about why you left. Where are you? What

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<v Speaker 2>are you up to these days? I'm living in Los Angeles,

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<v Speaker 2>just stunting, just so.

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<v Speaker 4>He's learning a jade necklacea meditating.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, he's ironing his black shirt. It's crazy. Got

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<v Speaker 2>to you look in Row Health every you know a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of wait on, that's that writers, right business dinners?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they pay for everything. I'm like, all right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll get everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Do they really pay for everything? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Well this this last writers and they paid for lunch

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<v Speaker 3>and breakfast every day. I'm like, this is crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you write for?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh there's a sketch called German Showcase. Oh yeah, yeah, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Was ordered extra ship. You can't think I'm gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>a lunch for later?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Like you can only spend this much. I'm like, can I.

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<v Speaker 2>When people tell you what you can't spend, yeah, you'd be.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, okay, okay, now I'm gonna exert power.

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<v Speaker 2>What would the limit typically be. I think it's twenty

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<v Speaker 2>bucks for like lunch, for breakfast, I could get a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of breakfast. It out breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you do sides, if you do a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of sides, you know, just get like a side of eggs, pancakes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the side of a bet they got.

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<v Speaker 3>You get one or two silver dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a side.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that side of bacon.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Sydney got bacon as a meal, so yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's like wealthy people are so bored everything that they

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<v Speaker 1>just start making up ship to turn into like an entree.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no way baking it was.

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<v Speaker 1>There were so thick and it was like five pieces

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<v Speaker 1>and it was laid out they did like it was

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<v Speaker 1>drizzled with some ship.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like, dude, there was a lot of fat

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<v Speaker 3>on it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, bacon was top of the line. Was this

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<v Speaker 2>was it was alone pig. It was bacon like the

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<v Speaker 2>bag like the pig spends his summers in the Hampton's

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<v Speaker 2>Like it was very nice, well raised pig. I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to get to know the bacon babes. Babe that spider

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<v Speaker 2>is crying, Charlotte. So wait, will you're in LA?

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<v Speaker 3>How you've been there February?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 5>What is that?

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like you're coming over nine months? Almost a year. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it'll be a year pretty soon.

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<v Speaker 2>Ship.

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<v Speaker 1>So it seems like everybody that a friend of ours

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<v Speaker 1>that goes to l A just great things freaking happen. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I don't know that's because we work. Oh

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<v Speaker 4>this is going to sound in LA. No, I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>trying to show in LA. But people in New York

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<v Speaker 4>work really hard, and so then when it's not, it's

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<v Speaker 4>not as expected that you're going to work that hard

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<v Speaker 4>in a new city in.

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<v Speaker 2>LA because everyone's very laid back.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're laid back. They got all this free time.

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<v Speaker 4>So then you go out there with this New York

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<v Speaker 4>energy and they're like, okay, I guess you want to

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<v Speaker 4>work yeah, and you're like, yeah, I've been trying to.

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<v Speaker 3>Need money. What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>And they're like, we're going to go to the beach

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<v Speaker 2>for and you're like.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I'll finish a script or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I haven't seen you pictures on the beach at all.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just been grinding none.

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<v Speaker 6>No, no.

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<v Speaker 3>We went to uh oh Man, I said, we.

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<v Speaker 2>You and your boot.

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<v Speaker 1>No Will is in a relationship. Well you've been in

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<v Speaker 1>a relationship for how many years?

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<v Speaker 3>Four and a half?

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<v Speaker 2>You are officially a wei. I'm killing you A they

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<v Speaker 2>you're they, But I'm a real last thing, a realistic

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<v Speaker 2>with a Wii. Yeah, I'm a wee.

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<v Speaker 3>So we went to Palm Springs and that was dope.

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<v Speaker 2>But is so weird to me.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like when I used to watch like the

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<v Speaker 1>road Runner cartoons and the Wiley Coyote step Like there's

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<v Speaker 1>it feels fake.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like nothing behind that first row of buildings. It

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<v Speaker 2>looks like a set.

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<v Speaker 4>Like you're just looking at desert and mountains. You're like,

0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:48.679
<v Speaker 4>this looks beautiful objectively, but what is happening?

0:18:50.119 --> 0:18:50.280
<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they got an hotel. Yeah, that's where I was. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>in the pool.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just at the pool pretty much the whole time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just working on y'all's chands. They's hands was cute.

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<v Speaker 2>So your your your Wei was here like a year ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she was our breakup expert and you're the romantic

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<v Speaker 1>comedy expert.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's talk about because you're you're a grown ass man, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I am. You are a real what did you call yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>A real last name?

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<v Speaker 4>We're not going to repeat that, but from Chicago, but

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<v Speaker 4>I repeated, yes, yes, yes, but you So let's talk

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<v Speaker 4>about how or why you like watching romantic comedies.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I don't know. I think I was, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like thirty five and my will thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you look like you settled in thirty five.

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<v Speaker 2>You look comfortable, comfy. It looks like you're not letting

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<v Speaker 2>it stuff. You know, nothing's going to make.

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<v Speaker 3>The most of this mid thirties to late thirties.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, do it your hair? You still have all

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<v Speaker 2>your hair.

0:19:57.480 --> 0:20:00.440
<v Speaker 3>That's I'm holding on to it, and it's martialized coming back.

0:20:00.600 --> 0:20:02.159
<v Speaker 2>We've got a different coral pattern or that.

0:20:04.280 --> 0:20:05.800
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I'm gonna cut it, and then I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, wait this single last let me grow that

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<v Speaker 3>back out. Wait I'm in the middle of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Will.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I want to say, you look like a nice guy,

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<v Speaker 1>like I could see you in a long term relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you've been for four years, but you look like

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<v Speaker 1>somebody who was like, I'm thinking about the future.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but he's like, yeah, but you're thinking about it.

0:20:27.840 --> 0:20:30.720
<v Speaker 2>You did a story on Bad Date, Great, Yeah, where

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<v Speaker 2>you say you was a whole like you used to.

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<v Speaker 3>We were on that show together.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's what you said. Oh yeah, I was you

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<v Speaker 2>was you were? Ah, that was a from like all through.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't lose my virginity till nineteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's not at a party and then at a

0:20:48.720 --> 0:20:49.560
<v Speaker 2>party like.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody else's bed, somebody you were dating, or somebody you

0:20:54.280 --> 0:20:55.879
<v Speaker 4>met at the party met at the party because you

0:20:55.960 --> 0:20:56.680
<v Speaker 4>was ready to lose it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, like please take it.

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<v Speaker 4>And it was like a movie almost in that, like

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<v Speaker 4>the girl I was really interested in was across the

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<v Speaker 4>room and it was a little hard to get over there, and.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like, uh, it was closer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is romance. Yeah, that's the nineties romance comedy

0:21:16.520 --> 0:21:19.000
<v Speaker 1>right there. And we wanted Jennifer love hewittt, but you

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<v Speaker 1>settled for Yeah, I don't know, the one with the glasses.

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<v Speaker 3>But she did't being very nice.

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<v Speaker 2>We're cool.

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<v Speaker 3>We hung out twice, but but I was was she

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<v Speaker 3>a virgin?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>And she made sure to tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>So she was showing you experience. Yeah, okay, So did

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<v Speaker 2>you tell her you were a virgin? I think I did.

0:21:36.760 --> 0:21:39.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm sure she could tell she Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure like virgin didn't come on.

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<v Speaker 3>She might even ask in the middle, like wait, are

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<v Speaker 3>you a virgin?

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<v Speaker 2>All that's playing in the background.

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<v Speaker 6>Is will has like a whip cream, a whipped cream thone.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>I came out of the bedroom. I was like, I

0:22:01.680 --> 0:22:02.240
<v Speaker 3>don't want you just.

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<v Speaker 2>On the bed, like, yeahosing for I have that photo.

0:22:06.920 --> 0:22:07.960
<v Speaker 2>That's hilarry.

0:22:08.080 --> 0:22:11.000
<v Speaker 3>I believe it one time to Juliet, but that's another start.

0:22:11.119 --> 0:22:14.520
<v Speaker 2>It's so funny. You didn't want to cross the room.

0:22:14.880 --> 0:22:16.200
<v Speaker 3>I know what, I get it.

0:22:16.280 --> 0:22:18.080
<v Speaker 2>Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the girl

0:22:18.160 --> 0:22:19.959
<v Speaker 2>that he liked was all the way over there.

0:22:20.000 --> 0:22:22.080
<v Speaker 4>It was all the way clearly was looking to talk

0:22:22.080 --> 0:22:23.440
<v Speaker 4>to somebody else. So I was like, all right, you

0:22:23.520 --> 0:22:25.560
<v Speaker 4>know what, I'm not gonna I'm not pressed.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that. Yeah, that's okay, I'm good. I'm happy

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<v Speaker 2>for you. I don't even know the person who I

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<v Speaker 2>lost my virginity to last name. I don't know that.

0:22:34.040 --> 0:22:36.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't know his last name either, Marie.

0:22:36.359 --> 0:22:39.159
<v Speaker 1>I know his first name is Patrick, and he and

0:22:39.240 --> 0:22:42.760
<v Speaker 1>he pushed two twin beds together. Wow, And I heard

0:22:42.800 --> 0:22:44.480
<v Speaker 1>he was a grown ass man at the time.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know how old, did you? Did you too?

0:22:51.080 --> 0:22:52.920
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know how he was. It doesn't sound

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<v Speaker 2>good forty. He wasn't forty, but he definitely wasn't my age,

0:22:59.480 --> 0:23:05.119
<v Speaker 2>which was yeah, is there a crime?

0:23:05.760 --> 0:23:05.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:23:07.640 --> 0:23:08.600
<v Speaker 2>Was it a crime? Yeah?

0:23:08.640 --> 0:23:08.880
<v Speaker 3>Okay?

0:23:08.880 --> 0:23:09.040
<v Speaker 6>Good?

0:23:09.119 --> 0:23:11.040
<v Speaker 2>And the black community is different, you know, we just

0:23:11.320 --> 0:23:12.639
<v Speaker 2>we just tell.

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<v Speaker 3>Me about it because I grew up. When I grew

0:23:15.200 --> 0:23:16.720
<v Speaker 3>up down the street was R Kelly So.

0:23:18.960 --> 0:23:20.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So did he really live down the street?

0:23:21.160 --> 0:23:21.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:23:21.400 --> 0:23:21.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:23:21.600 --> 0:23:25.120
<v Speaker 4>And he really, I mean, is this he don't really?

0:23:25.280 --> 0:23:29.639
<v Speaker 4>He really allegedly had a bunch of girls, alleged.

0:23:29.480 --> 0:23:34.760
<v Speaker 1>So Clark Clark who had yeah, who used to show Yeah,

0:23:35.080 --> 0:23:37.200
<v Speaker 1>he was a Chicago expert and he was spilling.

0:23:36.960 --> 0:23:38.600
<v Speaker 2>All the R Kelly g Yeah, I mean one in

0:23:38.680 --> 0:23:39.399
<v Speaker 2>his damn mountains.

0:23:39.720 --> 0:23:41.520
<v Speaker 4>He used to pull up to high school. Yeah, we

0:23:41.600 --> 0:23:43.159
<v Speaker 4>went to being Clark when to say high school? Used

0:23:43.160 --> 0:23:45.520
<v Speaker 4>to pull up to school and like pick girls up. Yeah,

0:23:45.640 --> 0:23:47.320
<v Speaker 4>and he would do that at Kenwood where he used

0:23:47.320 --> 0:23:50.000
<v Speaker 4>to go to allegedly and allegedly and you're just like,

0:23:50.720 --> 0:23:52.920
<v Speaker 4>that's why when all the ship started coming out, what

0:23:53.080 --> 0:23:53.679
<v Speaker 4>was that recently?

0:23:53.760 --> 0:23:55.360
<v Speaker 3>Like we've known since ninety nine.

0:23:56.400 --> 0:23:58.720
<v Speaker 2>We've known since he pete on that girl. Yeah, okay,

0:23:59.600 --> 0:24:01.920
<v Speaker 2>it was too that was like two, so I knew

0:24:01.960 --> 0:24:03.400
<v Speaker 2>and know two. But you guys have known.

0:24:03.480 --> 0:24:05.159
<v Speaker 3>Since before because we've seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>Mark was saying that he would be at like the

0:24:07.720 --> 0:24:10.560
<v Speaker 1>basketball games and he'd like, you'd be like, oh, there's

0:24:10.560 --> 0:24:10.920
<v Speaker 1>our Kelly.

0:24:11.000 --> 0:24:12.240
<v Speaker 3>The Whitney Young Semeon game.

0:24:12.280 --> 0:24:16.240
<v Speaker 4>That's where like like Derek Rose went to uh Simeon

0:24:16.359 --> 0:24:19.119
<v Speaker 4>and when went to Winney Young. So we're big basketball

0:24:19.119 --> 0:24:21.919
<v Speaker 4>schools and that game every year was a big deal.

0:24:22.000 --> 0:24:23.919
<v Speaker 4>That would be like bands and there'd be every girl

0:24:23.960 --> 0:24:24.240
<v Speaker 4>would be.

0:24:24.280 --> 0:24:26.760
<v Speaker 1>Dressed, all the young girls, all the young girl be

0:24:26.840 --> 0:24:28.720
<v Speaker 1>dressed with their finest fashion.

0:24:28.920 --> 0:24:31.359
<v Speaker 4>And we'd be fifteen sixteen, like, damn, it's about to

0:24:31.400 --> 0:24:32.960
<v Speaker 4>be some girls up. They were about to kill it.

0:24:33.000 --> 0:24:35.719
<v Speaker 4>And then we'd see there for you yeah, and we're like, oh,

0:24:35.760 --> 0:24:36.760
<v Speaker 4>they're going with r Kelly.

0:24:37.440 --> 0:24:39.159
<v Speaker 2>It's like all of them would just jump in our

0:24:39.200 --> 0:24:39.840
<v Speaker 2>Kelly's car.

0:24:40.160 --> 0:24:41.280
<v Speaker 3>A good amount like a couple.

0:24:41.880 --> 0:24:45.280
<v Speaker 2>So it's get jealous, yeah Kelly, Yeah enough for me

0:24:45.320 --> 0:24:47.680
<v Speaker 2>to get jealous too for you?

0:24:48.320 --> 0:24:50.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly, I saw one.

0:24:50.160 --> 0:24:52.040
<v Speaker 2>I like, I'm like, oh man, You're like, they're all

0:24:52.080 --> 0:24:55.560
<v Speaker 2>getting it all, man, come on, but you don't even

0:24:57.880 --> 0:24:59.560
<v Speaker 2>so you go for the reason why he's.

0:24:59.359 --> 0:25:02.159
<v Speaker 3>Saying that song, my god, So you go from R.

0:25:02.280 --> 0:25:04.640
<v Speaker 2>Kelly to I just want to settle down.

0:25:04.920 --> 0:25:07.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well I don't go from R. Kelly at all.

0:25:09.520 --> 0:25:12.639
<v Speaker 2>That's not the start. I'm not.

0:25:16.200 --> 0:25:16.399
<v Speaker 6>Is there?

0:25:16.680 --> 0:25:17.160
<v Speaker 2>We really?

0:25:17.240 --> 0:25:17.560
<v Speaker 4>This was?

0:25:18.760 --> 0:25:28.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we have the tapes roll them.

0:25:28.960 --> 0:25:30.800
<v Speaker 3>That Pea house though, is the house that was right

0:25:30.840 --> 0:25:31.080
<v Speaker 3>by me?

0:25:31.320 --> 0:25:35.600
<v Speaker 2>The pause? How do you know what the house? Did?

0:25:35.640 --> 0:25:37.959
<v Speaker 4>We see the house in the video, but they all

0:25:38.040 --> 0:25:39.879
<v Speaker 4>said it's his house on George Street. I was like,

0:25:40.080 --> 0:25:41.480
<v Speaker 4>I used to live by George Street.

0:25:41.840 --> 0:25:45.919
<v Speaker 2>The pea houses, Pea House, Kelly tour when we get

0:25:45.960 --> 0:25:47.280
<v Speaker 2>to Chicago.

0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:48.879
<v Speaker 1>You know how much money you got to have just

0:25:48.960 --> 0:25:51.280
<v Speaker 1>to specifically have a house just to pee on people.

0:25:51.760 --> 0:25:52.400
<v Speaker 3>That's the reason.

0:25:52.520 --> 0:25:59.359
<v Speaker 2>That's the Pea house, not the house. We can't be laughing.

0:26:00.480 --> 0:26:04.120
<v Speaker 2>That's the shower house on George Street. Yeah exactly.

0:26:04.280 --> 0:26:05.479
<v Speaker 3>Is that's now listed.

0:26:06.520 --> 0:26:10.240
<v Speaker 2>That's what it says on streets. Yeah, how much it.

0:26:10.320 --> 0:26:12.640
<v Speaker 3>Cause y'allion for the Pea house?

0:26:14.119 --> 0:26:17.320
<v Speaker 2>The terrible what happened to the Pea girl because she

0:26:17.400 --> 0:26:18.719
<v Speaker 2>got to be like in her thirties.

0:26:18.800 --> 0:26:23.160
<v Speaker 3>Now we went to high school. Whether he couldn tell us, oh,

0:26:23.560 --> 0:26:24.919
<v Speaker 3>there's a yeah, it.

0:26:25.000 --> 0:26:27.600
<v Speaker 2>Ruined her life, that's what happens. We don't even know

0:26:27.640 --> 0:26:31.680
<v Speaker 2>what her name is. I do. I mean, does she

0:26:31.800 --> 0:26:34.600
<v Speaker 2>still live in Chicago? I think she does. Yeah. I

0:26:34.640 --> 0:26:40.800
<v Speaker 2>think you got to start fresh. You gotta change positions.

0:26:40.760 --> 0:26:43.800
<v Speaker 4>Change your sheets, yeah, yeah, change your clothes, your light,

0:26:43.880 --> 0:26:44.600
<v Speaker 4>get a shower on.

0:26:44.760 --> 0:26:46.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, peel your skin off, put some new skin one

0:26:47.040 --> 0:26:48.919
<v Speaker 1>and you know what. This is not to shame anybody

0:26:48.920 --> 0:26:51.320
<v Speaker 1>who's into water games. I think that's what they're shaming.

0:26:51.400 --> 0:26:54.520
<v Speaker 1>Y'all know what you need to pee on.

0:26:54.680 --> 0:27:00.480
<v Speaker 2>But you're not coming to my house with the energy.

0:27:03.600 --> 0:27:06.880
<v Speaker 2>She probably is like a senator.

0:27:06.680 --> 0:27:09.359
<v Speaker 3>Or something like the p girl. You know she turned

0:27:09.359 --> 0:27:09.679
<v Speaker 3>out to be.

0:27:12.359 --> 0:27:13.040
<v Speaker 2>Kamala Harris.

0:27:14.600 --> 0:27:18.919
<v Speaker 3>That girl would grow up to Bee. Now I'm kidding. Please, Kamala,

0:27:18.920 --> 0:27:21.240
<v Speaker 3>I would love to work with you and something I

0:27:21.280 --> 0:27:21.520
<v Speaker 3>don't know.

0:27:21.880 --> 0:27:27.639
<v Speaker 2>Wee get a lot. You better watch what I obviously love. Yeah,

0:27:27.680 --> 0:27:28.880
<v Speaker 2>I live in California.

0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:31.920
<v Speaker 4>Voted for or something or something you don't even know.

0:27:32.160 --> 0:27:33.840
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if you did the absent tea ball.

0:27:33.920 --> 0:27:38.000
<v Speaker 4>You voted for our Keilly okay Roberts, Oh, I was

0:27:38.080 --> 0:27:39.520
<v Speaker 4>a Yeah, you were a hoe.

0:27:39.880 --> 0:27:42.520
<v Speaker 1>And then so after you lost your virginity, you were like, god,

0:27:42.560 --> 0:27:44.560
<v Speaker 1>I just I need all the sex.

0:27:44.800 --> 0:27:45.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:27:45.240 --> 0:27:48.040
<v Speaker 4>Well I had a good amount of sex in college.

0:27:48.080 --> 0:27:49.600
<v Speaker 4>Then the last year of college I had sex with

0:27:49.760 --> 0:27:51.640
<v Speaker 4>maybe the finest.

0:27:51.320 --> 0:27:53.560
<v Speaker 2>Girl at school. Okay, what school did you go to?

0:27:53.720 --> 0:27:56.000
<v Speaker 3>I went to Morehouse, so she was okay.

0:27:55.800 --> 0:27:58.680
<v Speaker 2>So there was you. It was like Queen's there. Yeah,

0:27:59.520 --> 0:28:01.879
<v Speaker 2>because you're not people like the finest girl, It's like

0:28:01.960 --> 0:28:06.680
<v Speaker 2>put you in. So you was home. Yeah, she was

0:28:06.720 --> 0:28:08.080
<v Speaker 2>definitely up there, and then.

0:28:10.119 --> 0:28:10.880
<v Speaker 3>She was top tier.

0:28:12.280 --> 0:28:14.080
<v Speaker 2>She's probably Kamala Harrison. Yeah.

0:28:14.840 --> 0:28:18.960
<v Speaker 4>Uh so that made me extra confident leaving college. And

0:28:19.080 --> 0:28:20.359
<v Speaker 4>it was like a big deal, like how did you

0:28:20.480 --> 0:28:21.120
<v Speaker 4>get how did.

0:28:21.080 --> 0:28:24.000
<v Speaker 2>You get this girl? Do you use like romantic things

0:28:24.080 --> 0:28:26.000
<v Speaker 2>to like win people over? Oh?

0:28:26.119 --> 0:28:27.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, enough to be made fun of.

0:28:27.640 --> 0:28:29.600
<v Speaker 4>Like there was one day I had roses in my

0:28:29.720 --> 0:28:32.080
<v Speaker 4>bag for somebody else, and I thought would be a

0:28:32.080 --> 0:28:33.800
<v Speaker 4>good idea to go to my cousin's room to like

0:28:34.200 --> 0:28:37.479
<v Speaker 4>grab some weed. And then I got in my cousin's room,

0:28:37.520 --> 0:28:40.920
<v Speaker 4>his dad was there, my parents were there, because we

0:28:41.000 --> 0:28:41.840
<v Speaker 4>went to the same college.

0:28:42.360 --> 0:28:44.040
<v Speaker 2>Right, they were all there to get some weed.

0:28:44.360 --> 0:28:47.040
<v Speaker 4>No, you're all there because it was like one of

0:28:47.120 --> 0:28:51.080
<v Speaker 4>those weekends where parents are there. And I was like, uh,

0:28:51.520 --> 0:28:54.280
<v Speaker 4>i'll meet everybody later. I'm gonna go hang out with

0:28:54.320 --> 0:28:56.560
<v Speaker 4>this girl. Give her these roses. But I didn't say

0:28:56.560 --> 0:28:57.719
<v Speaker 4>I was going to give her these roses. But they

0:28:57.760 --> 0:29:00.400
<v Speaker 4>saw the roses poking out of the bag, and You're dad.

0:29:00.360 --> 0:29:06.040
<v Speaker 2>Was like, dad, nigga kids, wow, hurry, so aggressed. Your

0:29:06.080 --> 0:29:11.280
<v Speaker 2>mama was like what I mean, your family's from Chicago.

0:29:12.040 --> 0:29:12.920
<v Speaker 2>It was like, what is this.

0:29:15.520 --> 0:29:17.640
<v Speaker 4>There's a lot of roasting going on in that room.

0:29:18.160 --> 0:29:21.080
<v Speaker 4>And I was like, oh, right, right right, I gotta

0:29:21.200 --> 0:29:21.960
<v Speaker 4>do this in secret.

0:29:22.440 --> 0:29:26.280
<v Speaker 1>Back then, flowers were romantic. Now it's kind of like, Okay,

0:29:26.400 --> 0:29:28.160
<v Speaker 1>everybody's fucking yeah flowers.

0:29:28.200 --> 0:29:29.760
<v Speaker 2>So that's not even that's not true.

0:29:29.800 --> 0:29:32.200
<v Speaker 1>It's somebody listening right now who's never gotten flowers, but

0:29:32.960 --> 0:29:35.800
<v Speaker 1>someone who's listening to the pot listener. If you have

0:29:36.040 --> 0:29:39.960
<v Speaker 1>not received flowers ever, please hit us up and we'll

0:29:40.000 --> 0:29:42.160
<v Speaker 1>find a way to get some flowers to you.

0:29:42.360 --> 0:29:47.080
<v Speaker 2>But bye, we we mean ye will okay, Will got

0:29:47.120 --> 0:30:01.160
<v Speaker 2>the money in La Sydney, Washington on Facebook you had flowers?

0:30:01.360 --> 0:30:03.400
<v Speaker 2>What else is like? What else is romantic?

0:30:03.920 --> 0:30:04.040
<v Speaker 1>Uh?

0:30:04.320 --> 0:30:09.440
<v Speaker 3>You know I stole an idea from uh, road Rules, which.

0:30:09.320 --> 0:30:12.040
<v Speaker 2>Is a terrible which is not a movie, it's it's

0:30:12.040 --> 0:30:12.400
<v Speaker 2>a show.

0:30:12.880 --> 0:30:15.680
<v Speaker 3>But this dude, yes, I remember, yes, from road Rules.

0:30:16.640 --> 0:30:21.840
<v Speaker 4>No, he was like Filipino or something, and he uh

0:30:22.440 --> 0:30:24.240
<v Speaker 4>drew a rose And I was like, I was an

0:30:24.320 --> 0:30:26.280
<v Speaker 4>art student up until I started.

0:30:26.440 --> 0:30:27.640
<v Speaker 2>You went to a morehouse for art.

0:30:27.720 --> 0:30:28.000
<v Speaker 3>I did.

0:30:28.160 --> 0:30:28.880
<v Speaker 4>It was.

0:30:31.160 --> 0:30:33.920
<v Speaker 1>You went to a historical black college for art. I

0:30:34.000 --> 0:30:37.520
<v Speaker 1>know they were laughing that Martin Luther King graduated from

0:30:37.680 --> 0:30:41.200
<v Speaker 1>for art to draw, to use your hands, not to

0:30:41.320 --> 0:30:45.520
<v Speaker 1>build ship, to draw, just drawing picks.

0:30:47.200 --> 0:30:51.040
<v Speaker 2>So you watch your your jail pins. I got my

0:30:51.120 --> 0:30:51.560
<v Speaker 2>jail pins.

0:30:51.600 --> 0:30:53.160
<v Speaker 3>I drew a girl a rose, and I wrote a

0:30:53.200 --> 0:30:53.880
<v Speaker 3>poem about her.

0:30:54.040 --> 0:30:57.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh damn, any of you remember any of the amount

0:30:57.920 --> 0:30:59.040
<v Speaker 2>of any of the stands.

0:30:59.160 --> 0:31:02.840
<v Speaker 4>Honestly, I think I took uh a Warren G song

0:31:05.320 --> 0:31:10.840
<v Speaker 4>played Quentin Millard the situation I had, I wrote, I

0:31:11.000 --> 0:31:13.920
<v Speaker 4>wrote the Warren g lyrics around this just rose that

0:31:14.000 --> 0:31:14.280
<v Speaker 4>I drew.

0:31:14.400 --> 0:31:14.880
<v Speaker 2>Gave it to her.

0:31:14.920 --> 0:31:17.560
<v Speaker 4>It was my high school girlfriend. She was like, oh

0:31:17.920 --> 0:31:20.160
<v Speaker 4>this is great, thank you, Like she was so touched,

0:31:20.160 --> 0:31:21.560
<v Speaker 4>and I was like something to that.

0:31:22.800 --> 0:31:25.280
<v Speaker 2>I got to spend no money then to go on

0:31:25.320 --> 0:31:28.720
<v Speaker 2>Amazon to get some more pains. Yea in high school,

0:31:28.800 --> 0:31:30.520
<v Speaker 2>A grown ass bitch is not gonna I don't want

0:31:30.560 --> 0:31:32.560
<v Speaker 2>no painting. Oh hell no, Okay he didn't even say

0:31:32.560 --> 0:31:33.680
<v Speaker 2>it was the painting since he said he drew.

0:31:34.400 --> 0:31:35.719
<v Speaker 3>It was number two pencils.

0:31:36.840 --> 0:31:39.000
<v Speaker 2>I do not want any was it? Color?

0:31:39.080 --> 0:31:40.000
<v Speaker 3>Does not even it?

0:31:40.960 --> 0:31:43.640
<v Speaker 2>There was some shading, Wow, it was some light shed.

0:31:44.280 --> 0:31:45.360
<v Speaker 2>Not romantic.

0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:48.160
<v Speaker 6>It was.

0:31:48.320 --> 0:31:50.880
<v Speaker 4>It was beautiful and I hope she has it still

0:31:50.960 --> 0:31:53.720
<v Speaker 4>up now in her house, got it, husband and children.

0:31:54.400 --> 0:31:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Somebody is framed, somebody pet on it. Okay, it's definitely

0:31:57.960 --> 0:31:59.120
<v Speaker 1>not it's at the pea house.

0:32:02.520 --> 0:32:02.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:32:02.880 --> 0:32:05.800
<v Speaker 4>So wait, so then, yeah, that fine girl set me

0:32:05.880 --> 0:32:08.240
<v Speaker 4>off where I was like all right and like I

0:32:08.320 --> 0:32:11.080
<v Speaker 4>have It was like a weird situation where she was

0:32:11.200 --> 0:32:12.000
<v Speaker 4>dating my friend.

0:32:12.320 --> 0:32:15.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh so you ain't ship yeah kind of.

0:32:15.720 --> 0:32:21.120
<v Speaker 4>I wasn't shipped up until twenty eight, so so there

0:32:21.200 --> 0:32:25.200
<v Speaker 4>was like her friend was a friend of mine, girl, Yeah,

0:32:25.480 --> 0:32:26.400
<v Speaker 4>she was dating.

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<v Speaker 2>Your friend my friend. What's your friend's name.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not saying that in politics.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the woman that the woman was dating another woman. Yeah,

0:32:36.000 --> 0:32:39.560
<v Speaker 2>that is well that's trifling. I know this is a

0:32:39.600 --> 0:32:41.200
<v Speaker 2>movie right here I'm aware of but I.

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<v Speaker 4>Will say a lot of dudes in Morehouse were like, damn,

0:32:45.000 --> 0:32:47.240
<v Speaker 4>how you do that? I was like, I truly, truly

0:32:47.280 --> 0:32:49.920
<v Speaker 4>don't know, didn't try that good will.

0:32:50.600 --> 0:32:54.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm that Yeah. It's not the dick that's that good

0:32:54.800 --> 0:32:55.760
<v Speaker 2>because he had to get her.

0:32:56.440 --> 0:32:58.520
<v Speaker 3>It's the charm I was. I was very charming.

0:32:58.760 --> 0:33:02.640
<v Speaker 2>You were using all work, yeah, like whatever you need.

0:33:02.880 --> 0:33:04.640
<v Speaker 3>She was an art student as well, so it was

0:33:05.000 --> 0:33:05.800
<v Speaker 3>she was also dumb.

0:33:07.120 --> 0:33:10.200
<v Speaker 2>You were swiping those meal plans like crazy you're doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Next when you think about the innocent charm man, I

0:33:15.320 --> 0:33:17.960
<v Speaker 4>got lunch for free every day because you were poor?

0:33:18.600 --> 0:33:20.920
<v Speaker 2>Uh, I was poor, but I was in college. Oh

0:33:21.040 --> 0:33:21.640
<v Speaker 2>for college?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

0:33:22.200 --> 0:33:23.440
<v Speaker 2>I thought you meant like you were on the free

0:33:23.480 --> 0:33:24.080
<v Speaker 2>lunch program.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, no, no, like growing up?

0:33:26.480 --> 0:33:29.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean I was. I would. We were poor.

0:33:32.120 --> 0:33:33.680
<v Speaker 1>My mom was like, I'm not giving you food if

0:33:33.720 --> 0:33:35.160
<v Speaker 1>they have food at the school, and it was like

0:33:35.240 --> 0:33:38.880
<v Speaker 1>it's not good and she was like, well we are

0:33:38.960 --> 0:33:40.320
<v Speaker 1>eligible for it, so you go eat it.

0:33:40.360 --> 0:33:44.480
<v Speaker 2>And it was like, but they what food up? So

0:33:44.680 --> 0:33:46.440
<v Speaker 2>what's your favorite romantic comedy?

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<v Speaker 4>Fair to Launch is one I really enjoy Failure to

0:33:51.000 --> 0:33:54.800
<v Speaker 4>Lunch with Matthew McConaughey and Sarah Jessica Parker.

0:33:55.200 --> 0:33:58.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh did they do another movie together? I think they did.

0:33:58.880 --> 0:34:02.400
<v Speaker 2>They did, uh or maybe I'm thinking of Kate Hudson. Yes,

0:34:02.600 --> 0:34:03.680
<v Speaker 2>I think you did How.

0:34:03.640 --> 0:34:04.640
<v Speaker 3>To Lose Guy in Ten Days?

0:34:04.760 --> 0:34:08.160
<v Speaker 2>Or Fool? What is it? Fool? Goal was Matthew McConaughey

0:34:08.200 --> 0:34:11.960
<v Speaker 2>and that also with her no Ohwen Wilson. I think.

0:34:12.239 --> 0:34:12.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:34:12.719 --> 0:34:16.560
<v Speaker 1>Recactling these blood it's just crazy because it's like it's

0:34:16.600 --> 0:34:19.839
<v Speaker 1>the same kind of story but with like different.

0:34:19.680 --> 0:34:22.400
<v Speaker 2>Variations at age, it's just like yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:34:22.280 --> 0:34:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all are like but you know what's gonna happen

0:34:24.800 --> 0:34:28.560
<v Speaker 1>to right, Like in ten Days You're like, oh, they

0:34:28.640 --> 0:34:29.319
<v Speaker 1>gonna fall in love?

0:34:29.400 --> 0:34:31.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but there's a bit or something.

0:34:31.800 --> 0:34:34.359
<v Speaker 4>For a minute, they were doing that with the Morris

0:34:34.480 --> 0:34:36.920
<v Speaker 4>Chestnut and Gabrielle Union, Yes, they were, and uh and

0:34:37.040 --> 0:34:39.160
<v Speaker 4>Vivid the Fox there it was like or Jamie was

0:34:39.280 --> 0:34:40.120
<v Speaker 4>to play that game?

0:34:40.200 --> 0:34:42.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I love That's one of my favorite movies.

0:34:42.560 --> 0:34:45.680
<v Speaker 3>Really took and play that game? And uh fuck? What

0:34:45.719 --> 0:34:46.239
<v Speaker 3>was that other one?

0:34:46.360 --> 0:34:50.680
<v Speaker 2>What about Woo? Yeah, with Jada Pinkett and Dave Chappelle.

0:34:51.239 --> 0:34:55.719
<v Speaker 2>That Dave has quietly been in like a bunch of moves.

0:34:55.760 --> 0:34:56.439
<v Speaker 3>You've got mail.

0:34:56.680 --> 0:34:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Dave Chappelle is like fifty years old, I know

0:34:59.520 --> 0:35:02.160
<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying. Like he's been in a lot of

0:35:02.400 --> 0:35:04.480
<v Speaker 2>like he's something now, right, He's.

0:35:04.360 --> 0:35:07.759
<v Speaker 4>In stars and it's funny to why it's pretty good.

0:35:07.960 --> 0:35:09.719
<v Speaker 4>I haven't seen it, but I saw the movie is good.

0:35:09.840 --> 0:35:11.719
<v Speaker 3>But he's he's also like pretty good in it.

0:35:11.960 --> 0:35:14.960
<v Speaker 2>Is that technically a romantic comedy? I mean romantic? Yeah,

0:35:15.000 --> 0:35:18.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it's a comedy a romantic funny

0:35:18.560 --> 0:35:18.799
<v Speaker 2>at all.

0:35:20.760 --> 0:35:23.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't know that scene where he's like, hey, I

0:35:23.320 --> 0:35:25.440
<v Speaker 1>just wanted to look at you. I laughed, that's funny

0:35:25.440 --> 0:35:28.120
<v Speaker 1>as fun just watching the trailer, of course, Hey I

0:35:28.239 --> 0:35:29.480
<v Speaker 1>just wanted to look at you one more time.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye. Wait, So what's the plot of a failure to launch? There? Launch?

0:35:34.000 --> 0:35:36.440
<v Speaker 4>Is this kid this well, Matthew McConaughey can't move out

0:35:36.480 --> 0:35:39.120
<v Speaker 4>of his parents house. So he a bum, A bum

0:35:39.320 --> 0:35:42.360
<v Speaker 4>like me I used to like I used to be

0:35:42.480 --> 0:35:42.759
<v Speaker 4>he was.

0:35:43.000 --> 0:35:43.879
<v Speaker 3>And and there's hope.

0:35:43.920 --> 0:35:45.640
<v Speaker 4>That's why I think I like it where you're like

0:35:45.680 --> 0:35:46.960
<v Speaker 4>you can be a bum and you can get out

0:35:46.960 --> 0:35:47.680
<v Speaker 4>of that bum life.

0:35:48.120 --> 0:35:49.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay and move on up.

0:35:49.440 --> 0:35:53.560
<v Speaker 4>But it's like Sarah Jisica Parker is a woman whose

0:35:53.680 --> 0:35:56.160
<v Speaker 4>job it is to get grown men out of.

0:35:56.160 --> 0:35:56.799
<v Speaker 3>Their parents house.

0:35:56.960 --> 0:36:02.640
<v Speaker 2>What job is that? Some weird ass? That's not a job.

0:36:03.160 --> 0:36:04.279
<v Speaker 2>They made that up for her.

0:36:04.600 --> 0:36:08.400
<v Speaker 4>A babysitter for the movies Coach. Yeah, and Zoe Deschanel

0:36:08.520 --> 0:36:09.480
<v Speaker 4>is in it being weird and.

0:36:11.000 --> 0:36:14.040
<v Speaker 2>That's her brand. Okay, quirky, she's a.

0:36:14.120 --> 0:36:15.280
<v Speaker 3>Quirk She's a quirkster.

0:36:15.520 --> 0:36:16.439
<v Speaker 2>What is she in the movie?

0:36:17.120 --> 0:36:19.120
<v Speaker 3>The roommate or something? Sarah just sparking for some reason,

0:36:19.160 --> 0:36:21.160
<v Speaker 3>has a roommate and she's the roommate.

0:36:20.920 --> 0:36:22.080
<v Speaker 2>Even though she's trying to help.

0:36:23.520 --> 0:36:26.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, since you can't help me, you have a roommate. Yeah,

0:36:26.160 --> 0:36:27.480
<v Speaker 1>how damn mom is my roommate?

0:36:27.560 --> 0:36:29.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? So what's the difference here?

0:36:29.880 --> 0:36:30.919
<v Speaker 3>But it's a good movie.

0:36:31.360 --> 0:36:33.239
<v Speaker 2>Why why is it a good movie? I don't know.

0:36:33.600 --> 0:36:34.759
<v Speaker 3>That's the thing about rom comms.

0:36:34.800 --> 0:36:37.200
<v Speaker 4>They're not very good. But the story is so simple

0:36:37.320 --> 0:36:38.880
<v Speaker 4>that I can watch it over and over and be

0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:41.120
<v Speaker 4>like that wasn't bad. Like you can put it on

0:36:41.760 --> 0:36:42.840
<v Speaker 4>and you're like, that was fine.

0:36:43.000 --> 0:36:44.880
<v Speaker 1>I do like a movie like that, Like I like

0:36:45.040 --> 0:36:48.040
<v Speaker 1>everyone hates Catherine Heigel, but like I like twenty seven indrests.

0:36:48.080 --> 0:36:51.920
<v Speaker 4>I thoroughly enjoyed that terrible scene where they're like dancing

0:36:52.000 --> 0:36:56.040
<v Speaker 4>and singing. It's totally unrealistic, and then they fucking the

0:36:56.120 --> 0:36:57.520
<v Speaker 4>car outside. It's like, what do you guys doing?

0:36:57.600 --> 0:37:01.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they had sex in like a folkswaggen.

0:37:00.640 --> 0:37:02.400
<v Speaker 3>Beetle for the ring in the trunk.

0:37:02.480 --> 0:37:02.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:37:04.080 --> 0:37:07.120
<v Speaker 1>I didn't watch that, but I hated Knocked Up because

0:37:07.160 --> 0:37:09.399
<v Speaker 1>it was too real. He was like, where the fuck

0:37:09.520 --> 0:37:11.920
<v Speaker 1>is the romance that's good about this?

0:37:13.120 --> 0:37:14.080
<v Speaker 2>Did seth Rogan?

0:37:14.239 --> 0:37:18.439
<v Speaker 3>And it's like, yo, you settle, Hey, the babies coming.

0:37:19.480 --> 0:37:22.160
<v Speaker 2>What was the storyline for Knocked Out? Well, he was

0:37:22.200 --> 0:37:25.359
<v Speaker 2>a stoner, But how did they meet?

0:37:26.280 --> 0:37:28.759
<v Speaker 4>At after party? She just got a bump up in

0:37:28.800 --> 0:37:30.440
<v Speaker 4>her job and she went out with her girls and

0:37:30.560 --> 0:37:32.640
<v Speaker 4>then and he was like the there. Yeah, he was

0:37:32.719 --> 0:37:34.279
<v Speaker 4>like with his buddies, like.

0:37:38.880 --> 0:37:42.000
<v Speaker 1>Like he probably knocked over her drink or something like

0:37:42.080 --> 0:37:44.000
<v Speaker 1>that and had to like get her new one.

0:37:44.280 --> 0:37:47.600
<v Speaker 3>And then they go to his place and uh. Honestly,

0:37:47.920 --> 0:37:49.120
<v Speaker 3>the scene is problematic but.

0:37:50.000 --> 0:37:52.040
<v Speaker 2>Romatic because she says no and he's like oh.

0:37:53.800 --> 0:37:56.719
<v Speaker 4>Well he She is like get a condom and he's

0:37:56.800 --> 0:38:00.440
<v Speaker 4>like okay, and then she says, uh, just do it already.

0:38:00.960 --> 0:38:02.200
<v Speaker 2>And then he ain't.

0:38:02.719 --> 0:38:04.759
<v Speaker 3>He doesn't have a condom on any fox her and

0:38:04.880 --> 0:38:05.760
<v Speaker 3>then she's pregnant.

0:38:05.840 --> 0:38:09.320
<v Speaker 2>That is problematic. It's very problematic, is that eager to

0:38:10.200 --> 0:38:11.320
<v Speaker 2>Sai's rogued?

0:38:11.480 --> 0:38:13.160
<v Speaker 3>That was like what nine seven?

0:38:13.440 --> 0:38:15.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but the whole but nobody that wasn't talked about

0:38:16.080 --> 0:38:17.479
<v Speaker 4>very much about how like oh.

0:38:17.760 --> 0:38:20.680
<v Speaker 2>Because it went it you need to have a clear benefit.

0:38:20.760 --> 0:38:24.160
<v Speaker 2>They don't talk about it, talking about wrap your tiny

0:38:24.280 --> 0:38:29.040
<v Speaker 2>dick up. I'm not having your like ginger babies. Is he?

0:38:29.160 --> 0:38:30.480
<v Speaker 2>Is he a ginger? He's a ginger, isn't he?

0:38:31.080 --> 0:38:32.920
<v Speaker 1>So the whole movie they made her look like this

0:38:33.120 --> 0:38:36.520
<v Speaker 1>whiny complaint bitch, but it's like he is a bump.

0:38:36.880 --> 0:38:38.960
<v Speaker 2>But also I was like, since you got five hundred

0:38:39.000 --> 0:38:41.840
<v Speaker 2>dollars for the aboard, so yeah for the abort for

0:38:41.920 --> 0:38:44.080
<v Speaker 2>the she just got a bump in her pag. Yeah

0:38:44.120 --> 0:38:45.719
<v Speaker 2>you didn't need she couldn't just you know.

0:38:45.920 --> 0:38:48.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you didn't have to have It's true, and I

0:38:48.960 --> 0:38:52.840
<v Speaker 4>mean there's options, you know, at that stage, it's totally

0:38:52.880 --> 0:38:53.839
<v Speaker 4>fine to make that, right.

0:38:54.239 --> 0:38:57.600
<v Speaker 1>I just got promoted it. I'm having a busser's baby. Yeah,

0:38:57.840 --> 0:39:00.000
<v Speaker 1>not a chance, a bartender's baby.

0:39:00.040 --> 0:39:01.840
<v Speaker 3>That's when you're like pro choice.

0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:05.200
<v Speaker 2>But I love when you're like how many flights up?

0:39:05.239 --> 0:39:09.760
<v Speaker 2>Are we just like throwing your body down the stairs?

0:39:09.840 --> 0:39:10.400
<v Speaker 2>But I got a.

0:39:10.480 --> 0:39:12.800
<v Speaker 1>Feature of the movie because it was like, oh, messy

0:39:12.920 --> 0:39:17.319
<v Speaker 1>white people having like ratchet situations happened to them too.

0:39:17.600 --> 0:39:19.200
<v Speaker 4>I feel like if they made it now, they'd step

0:39:19.280 --> 0:39:22.160
<v Speaker 4>out that conversation about ay by the way, that kindom shit.

0:39:23.120 --> 0:39:25.600
<v Speaker 3>Maybe maybe that needed to be a bigger discussion.

0:39:26.080 --> 0:39:27.719
<v Speaker 2>Well what was the what was the.

0:39:27.960 --> 0:39:30.880
<v Speaker 1>Black rom com? Jamie Fox was in it and the

0:39:31.000 --> 0:39:33.120
<v Speaker 1>whole plot of the movie is them trying to get

0:39:33.160 --> 0:39:33.760
<v Speaker 1>some condoms?

0:39:34.360 --> 0:39:39.400
<v Speaker 2>So which is the movie? It's just them trying to

0:39:39.560 --> 0:39:40.520
<v Speaker 2>go get some condoms.

0:39:40.560 --> 0:39:43.400
<v Speaker 1>Well, the date started where they went to the Chinese

0:39:43.440 --> 0:39:46.480
<v Speaker 1>restaurant and he and they were like, Jamie Fox is ugly,

0:39:46.520 --> 0:39:48.800
<v Speaker 1>and I was like he is. And I love that

0:39:49.120 --> 0:39:52.560
<v Speaker 1>because in uh, like these other rom coms, we're supposed

0:39:52.560 --> 0:39:55.120
<v Speaker 1>to pretend like, oh, this guy is like somewhat attractive

0:39:55.239 --> 0:39:57.719
<v Speaker 1>or there's something about him, and it's like he is ugly.

0:39:58.560 --> 0:40:03.480
<v Speaker 2>These are not attractive. Sorry, I just most yeah, most

0:40:04.040 --> 0:40:06.000
<v Speaker 2>like who they I don't know.

0:40:06.040 --> 0:40:07.839
<v Speaker 4>That's why Knocked Up as good too, because like Seth

0:40:07.920 --> 0:40:11.400
<v Speaker 4>rogen is realistically attractive.

0:40:11.440 --> 0:40:14.960
<v Speaker 2>I think right, no, no, all right, it's hard a

0:40:15.080 --> 0:40:17.239
<v Speaker 2>man talking to yah.

0:40:19.080 --> 0:40:27.480
<v Speaker 7>They got a nice personality, his eyes, fingers, he got

0:40:27.560 --> 0:40:30.839
<v Speaker 7>a neck, he's doing his best.

0:40:30.880 --> 0:40:33.000
<v Speaker 1>Come on, but the women are always hot and the

0:40:33.080 --> 0:40:34.600
<v Speaker 1>men are never attractive.

0:40:34.880 --> 0:40:36.200
<v Speaker 3>That was a yeah.

0:40:36.560 --> 0:40:39.400
<v Speaker 4>If they could write a new one where it's like, realistically,

0:40:39.480 --> 0:40:41.200
<v Speaker 4>you both look the same, like.

0:40:41.280 --> 0:40:43.759
<v Speaker 1>Y'all the same at the end of the day. Rom

0:40:43.800 --> 0:40:45.919
<v Speaker 1>comms is really for ya, niggas, you know, it's really

0:40:45.960 --> 0:40:46.200
<v Speaker 1>for y.

0:40:46.760 --> 0:40:49.200
<v Speaker 2>Historically it has been Yeah, really, I feel like it's

0:40:49.239 --> 0:40:49.760
<v Speaker 2>for women.

0:40:50.080 --> 0:40:51.400
<v Speaker 3>That's what they try to market it as.

0:40:51.880 --> 0:40:53.840
<v Speaker 1>Like if it's for a woman, why can't he just

0:40:54.200 --> 0:40:57.160
<v Speaker 1>be attractive and like put the dick down and then

0:40:57.360 --> 0:40:58.440
<v Speaker 1>like put on a condom.

0:40:58.800 --> 0:41:00.680
<v Speaker 2>That's a rom comms to me? Is you watching the

0:41:00.719 --> 0:41:02.239
<v Speaker 2>wrong movies? You gotta go home and watch like a

0:41:02.320 --> 0:41:03.320
<v Speaker 2>Hallmark movie.

0:41:03.440 --> 0:41:06.920
<v Speaker 1>Those are great, like a Homemark holiday movie where it's

0:41:06.960 --> 0:41:10.560
<v Speaker 1>like a woman who's like rushing citywhere and then she

0:41:10.719 --> 0:41:12.880
<v Speaker 1>used to go like to some small town or a

0:41:13.000 --> 0:41:16.120
<v Speaker 1>car breakdown, and some like some like country dude is

0:41:16.239 --> 0:41:17.880
<v Speaker 1>like I reckon, you need a.

0:41:17.920 --> 0:41:20.879
<v Speaker 4>Tow and then and it's usually starting with some woman

0:41:20.920 --> 0:41:22.720
<v Speaker 4>where you're like, what's sitcom.

0:41:22.360 --> 0:41:22.680
<v Speaker 6>With you on?

0:41:22.719 --> 0:41:23.359
<v Speaker 3>In ninety two?

0:41:24.000 --> 0:41:26.520
<v Speaker 2>And you're like, is that the chick from and you're

0:41:26.560 --> 0:41:28.920
<v Speaker 2>trying to remember she is for the movie My rom

0:41:29.000 --> 0:41:30.520
<v Speaker 2>com is how Stella got her groove back.

0:41:30.719 --> 0:41:33.239
<v Speaker 1>Yes, girl, bitch be with this young dude who's like

0:41:33.640 --> 0:41:37.160
<v Speaker 1>he's like seventeen. It's like, yeah, Angela, like you're doing

0:41:37.239 --> 0:41:38.959
<v Speaker 1>some like reckless shit right now.

0:41:39.000 --> 0:41:41.600
<v Speaker 3>So Stella, I can't change being thirty.

0:41:43.320 --> 0:41:47.560
<v Speaker 2>When it's done. My friend hates that movie because the

0:41:47.680 --> 0:41:49.200
<v Speaker 2>accent is so mad.

0:41:49.560 --> 0:41:53.160
<v Speaker 1>He's like, excuse me, are you dining in long she's

0:41:53.320 --> 0:41:56.080
<v Speaker 1>like at brunch gross?

0:41:56.680 --> 0:42:01.399
<v Speaker 2>And then seeing what he's like, my god, with those

0:42:01.480 --> 0:42:03.640
<v Speaker 2>shorts on blue shorts.

0:42:03.760 --> 0:42:05.800
<v Speaker 1>And then remember when they're in the canopy bed and

0:42:05.880 --> 0:42:07.880
<v Speaker 1>she's like they're fucking and she's crying.

0:42:08.520 --> 0:42:11.439
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I don't remember that scene. Oh no, there's

0:42:11.440 --> 0:42:13.120
<v Speaker 2>a scene where she's like crying.

0:42:12.960 --> 0:42:15.439
<v Speaker 1>When they first have sex or like no later later later,

0:42:15.560 --> 0:42:17.480
<v Speaker 1>like so that whole movie, the whole premise for that

0:42:17.719 --> 0:42:21.120
<v Speaker 1>is she was like some grown ass woman got her

0:42:21.160 --> 0:42:23.239
<v Speaker 1>shi together and she for whatever reason, was friends with

0:42:23.280 --> 0:42:24.000
<v Speaker 1>Whoopy Goldberg.

0:42:24.360 --> 0:42:28.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well everybody was, but that maybe it hasn't. He

0:42:28.320 --> 0:42:29.560
<v Speaker 2>got so really, who are we.

0:42:29.640 --> 0:42:32.840
<v Speaker 1>To Yeah, it made sense she had a front because

0:42:32.840 --> 0:42:33.839
<v Speaker 1>everybody had that one friend.

0:42:33.880 --> 0:42:34.840
<v Speaker 2>That's super funny.

0:42:35.080 --> 0:42:38.799
<v Speaker 1>That's like rough round the edges older than her too, though, Yeah,

0:42:38.880 --> 0:42:41.239
<v Speaker 1>you gotta have like you know, I'm trying to play

0:42:41.719 --> 0:42:42.560
<v Speaker 1>friend the old friend.

0:42:43.000 --> 0:42:43.440
<v Speaker 2>They started.

0:42:43.440 --> 0:42:45.080
<v Speaker 3>They get a movie with Jabki and and I'm gonna

0:42:45.080 --> 0:42:45.840
<v Speaker 3>be the best friend.

0:42:48.640 --> 0:42:51.440
<v Speaker 2>No, you can't stay at my house. I'm doing airbnb

0:42:51.560 --> 0:42:54.480
<v Speaker 2>this week. And then you close the door in too

0:42:56.719 --> 0:42:57.239
<v Speaker 2>great one.

0:42:57.800 --> 0:43:02.520
<v Speaker 1>Right in your future you will be a friend at

0:43:02.640 --> 0:43:04.920
<v Speaker 1>like brunch or like at the baby shower.

0:43:05.040 --> 0:43:07.279
<v Speaker 2>It's like, you know, it all changes after the baby.

0:43:08.000 --> 0:43:11.960
<v Speaker 2>We're not going to hang out anymore. Many exactly exactly dying.

0:43:12.360 --> 0:43:14.560
<v Speaker 1>And then so one she goes to she flies to Jamaica,

0:43:15.280 --> 0:43:18.080
<v Speaker 1>just to fly to Jamaica. She's like, she's like, she

0:43:18.120 --> 0:43:21.759
<v Speaker 1>needs a little vacation. They fire, No, she quit her

0:43:21.880 --> 0:43:23.959
<v Speaker 1>job and she's like, I need a vacation. Yeah, because

0:43:24.000 --> 0:43:25.840
<v Speaker 1>she han't with her because does whoop he die in

0:43:25.880 --> 0:43:26.239
<v Speaker 1>that movie?

0:43:26.520 --> 0:43:29.600
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that was she sick or something. Yes, she got

0:43:30.040 --> 0:43:30.600
<v Speaker 2>towards the end.

0:43:30.680 --> 0:43:33.120
<v Speaker 1>She didn't tell her though, But they go to Jamaica

0:43:33.200 --> 0:43:35.719
<v Speaker 1>together because they both work hard or whatever, and on

0:43:35.840 --> 0:43:38.880
<v Speaker 1>her vacation. We deserve a girl's trip, but this is

0:43:38.960 --> 0:43:41.960
<v Speaker 1>like grown woman having a girl's trip because they don't

0:43:41.960 --> 0:43:44.080
<v Speaker 1>really want to do ship. They pushing themselves to go

0:43:44.239 --> 0:43:47.400
<v Speaker 1>out right, yeah right, But while she's at breakfast, she

0:43:47.480 --> 0:43:48.880
<v Speaker 1>meets this young ass dude.

0:43:49.120 --> 0:43:49.759
<v Speaker 2>Are you dining in?

0:43:51.960 --> 0:43:57.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? And Angela the orange slice. He's like he's like

0:43:58.040 --> 0:44:02.640
<v Speaker 1>dripping the juice down and she's coming out the pools

0:44:03.400 --> 0:44:04.600
<v Speaker 1>and her body always is looked.

0:44:04.840 --> 0:44:08.120
<v Speaker 4>I mean, got her vacations and you're like, those aren't

0:44:08.320 --> 0:44:08.799
<v Speaker 4>Digg's arms.

0:44:10.880 --> 0:44:16.520
<v Speaker 2>Damn, she has her vacation. Yeah, but that's my wrong.

0:44:16.800 --> 0:44:19.000
<v Speaker 2>It's like this is this is some real ship, like

0:44:19.120 --> 0:44:21.719
<v Speaker 2>you know, she's really living her life. And then he

0:44:21.840 --> 0:44:24.880
<v Speaker 2>doesn't have money like that, but she's not even a citizen.

0:44:24.960 --> 0:44:27.279
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't he come to the United States for her from

0:44:27.440 --> 0:44:30.680
<v Speaker 1>Jamiica and she got kids and he's like eating.

0:44:30.600 --> 0:44:33.440
<v Speaker 2>Cereal and and it's like video games like that's easy.

0:44:33.800 --> 0:44:39.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but from Jamaica is a plus one friend situation,

0:44:40.120 --> 0:44:41.600
<v Speaker 1>as at.

0:44:41.560 --> 0:44:44.319
<v Speaker 2>Least he's fine and he has apps, Like at least

0:44:44.400 --> 0:44:48.600
<v Speaker 2>that's attractive. That's what I'm saying. You sound real, uh,

0:44:48.800 --> 0:44:49.720
<v Speaker 2>you sound real passionate.

0:44:49.840 --> 0:44:52.080
<v Speaker 1>I am, because I think there needs to be more

0:44:52.239 --> 0:44:55.640
<v Speaker 1>movies where the woman is doing her thing and it's

0:44:55.719 --> 0:44:56.600
<v Speaker 1>on her terms.

0:44:57.200 --> 0:44:57.719
<v Speaker 2>It was on her.

0:44:58.000 --> 0:45:01.560
<v Speaker 1>That's like every that's every a low movie. Yes, yeah,

0:45:01.760 --> 0:45:04.000
<v Speaker 1>And she has a movie coming.

0:45:03.840 --> 0:45:06.680
<v Speaker 2>Out, the one where she's like worried about somebody stalking

0:45:06.760 --> 0:45:10.279
<v Speaker 2>her some ship. Enough enough, nobody was stalking. That was

0:45:10.320 --> 0:45:10.840
<v Speaker 2>her husband.

0:45:11.800 --> 0:45:15.320
<v Speaker 1>It's like a Lifetime channel movie brought to big screen,

0:45:16.400 --> 0:45:17.440
<v Speaker 1>beating her open.

0:45:17.280 --> 0:45:20.600
<v Speaker 2>Hand a copy.

0:45:20.840 --> 0:45:23.120
<v Speaker 1>But that's how those lifetime would be, like a pillar

0:45:23.160 --> 0:45:24.560
<v Speaker 1>of the community beating.

0:45:25.160 --> 0:45:26.600
<v Speaker 2>Faster, beating up.

0:45:26.640 --> 0:45:33.000
<v Speaker 3>Lacey Sebert, what is that from She's Party of Five?

0:45:33.080 --> 0:45:37.839
<v Speaker 3>I think trying to make fetch happen?

0:45:37.960 --> 0:45:43.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Lacey bet I do love a sloppy Lifetime movie.

0:45:43.880 --> 0:45:46.719
<v Speaker 1>Though they're like she's too young, and then they're like

0:45:46.840 --> 0:45:49.560
<v Speaker 1>some teen girl and the mom is like the same

0:45:49.600 --> 0:45:52.719
<v Speaker 1>age as her as an actress, right, and then it's

0:45:52.760 --> 0:45:54.640
<v Speaker 1>like some dude starring.

0:45:57.200 --> 0:46:00.080
<v Speaker 2>Like okay for us, And every time.

0:46:00.200 --> 0:46:02.600
<v Speaker 1>You're like, wait, he hit her just because she didn't

0:46:02.600 --> 0:46:05.239
<v Speaker 1>make the sandwich right, Like it's always like while she

0:46:05.320 --> 0:46:08.000
<v Speaker 1>got beat for nothing, like she dam but they always

0:46:08.000 --> 0:46:09.600
<v Speaker 1>make it seemed like that's the first time it happened,

0:46:09.640 --> 0:46:11.680
<v Speaker 1>and it's like since he since.

0:46:11.560 --> 0:46:15.640
<v Speaker 2>Before that sandwich is not never one. Yes, you know

0:46:15.719 --> 0:46:16.720
<v Speaker 2>how to make a good sandwich.

0:46:16.800 --> 0:46:18.360
<v Speaker 3>Come on, you saw signs you.

0:46:18.440 --> 0:46:21.160
<v Speaker 1>Wearing sunglasses and you not at brunch. That's weird, Like

0:46:21.280 --> 0:46:24.320
<v Speaker 1>you're just wearing sunglasses all week long. I'll tell you

0:46:24.360 --> 0:46:28.600
<v Speaker 1>what my favorite scene from a movie is the when

0:46:28.640 --> 0:46:31.279
<v Speaker 1>Angela bas said, Okay, I mean she gonna come up

0:46:31.280 --> 0:46:31.520
<v Speaker 1>a lot.

0:46:31.640 --> 0:46:34.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, was in waiting to exhale. When she's like she

0:46:34.800 --> 0:46:37.600
<v Speaker 2>finds out that her man cheated on her for a

0:46:37.800 --> 0:46:38.480
<v Speaker 2>white woman.

0:46:38.640 --> 0:46:41.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's like going through his closet and like putting

0:46:41.920 --> 0:46:43.640
<v Speaker 1>everything in a wheelbarrow and throws it in the car

0:46:43.680 --> 0:46:45.440
<v Speaker 1>and then sets the whole car on fire.

0:46:45.960 --> 0:46:48.480
<v Speaker 2>And then the fire department comes and they're like, ma'am uh,

0:46:48.960 --> 0:46:52.439
<v Speaker 2>it's illegal to burn things that aren't trash, and she's

0:46:52.520 --> 0:46:57.799
<v Speaker 2>like it is and she she nailed that. She won

0:46:57.880 --> 0:46:58.520
<v Speaker 2>an award for that.

0:46:58.719 --> 0:47:01.479
<v Speaker 3>That put a stop to interaction relationships for like fifteen years.

0:47:02.080 --> 0:47:06.400
<v Speaker 2>And here you are as.

0:47:06.280 --> 0:47:06.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm wearing it.

0:47:07.400 --> 0:47:10.439
<v Speaker 2>I allow it, I allow your week. Such a good movie.

0:47:10.520 --> 0:47:12.239
<v Speaker 2>And then there was like a man in that movie

0:47:12.320 --> 0:47:14.239
<v Speaker 2>with a leather vest in the summertime for some reason,

0:47:15.160 --> 0:47:15.480
<v Speaker 2>and he.

0:47:15.800 --> 0:47:16.839
<v Speaker 3>Was Bubba from Bubba Gum.

0:47:16.920 --> 0:47:19.279
<v Speaker 4>It was ragged, right, wasn't it Bubba from Bubble Gum

0:47:19.320 --> 0:47:20.839
<v Speaker 4>Shrimp from Forrest Gum?

0:47:21.400 --> 0:47:25.839
<v Speaker 2>Maybe? Possibly, possibly he was in that movie.

0:47:26.239 --> 0:47:26.919
<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure.

0:47:27.640 --> 0:47:30.080
<v Speaker 2>Did he have on the same vest with no shirt underneath? Yeah,

0:47:30.120 --> 0:47:30.560
<v Speaker 2>I believe so.

0:47:31.160 --> 0:47:32.600
<v Speaker 3>See, I want to be that. I want to be

0:47:33.040 --> 0:47:33.920
<v Speaker 3>in a black rom com.

0:47:34.000 --> 0:47:35.239
<v Speaker 2>I want to make a black I.

0:47:35.239 --> 0:47:37.440
<v Speaker 1>Feel like they used the same characters for black roncins

0:47:37.440 --> 0:47:39.279
<v Speaker 1>they do. Yeah, well that Kevin Hart had that what

0:47:39.400 --> 0:47:40.839
<v Speaker 1>what is it? The best night ever?

0:47:41.160 --> 0:47:42.400
<v Speaker 3>Like about last night?

0:47:42.480 --> 0:47:43.279
<v Speaker 2>About last night?

0:47:43.400 --> 0:47:46.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, with Kelly Berry's X with the hair the eagle

0:47:47.000 --> 0:47:47.879
<v Speaker 3>with no what's his name?

0:47:47.960 --> 0:47:52.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Michael Michael yeah skin, yes, very very hot. And

0:47:52.800 --> 0:47:56.880
<v Speaker 1>then they what's her name? Joy Bryant? They found her

0:47:56.920 --> 0:48:00.319
<v Speaker 1>from underneath the rock and they were like, let's put yeah, yeah,

0:48:00.360 --> 0:48:01.320
<v Speaker 1>like go your for it?

0:48:01.440 --> 0:48:02.239
<v Speaker 2>Still good, let's go.

0:48:04.160 --> 0:48:05.560
<v Speaker 3>Who else was Regina Hall?

0:48:05.680 --> 0:48:08.359
<v Speaker 2>Regina Hall? It wasn't It was actually cute, but they

0:48:08.680 --> 0:48:14.640
<v Speaker 2>it was a remake. They yes, rob Okay.

0:48:15.280 --> 0:48:17.560
<v Speaker 1>I met Michael Ealy once and I was disappointed at

0:48:17.600 --> 0:48:19.600
<v Speaker 1>how dusty he looks already, and I.

0:48:19.640 --> 0:48:22.479
<v Speaker 2>Was like, oh my god, like he just was early

0:48:22.520 --> 0:48:24.399
<v Speaker 2>in the morning or something that was like mid day.

0:48:25.760 --> 0:48:28.040
<v Speaker 2>We were doing some stuff for like some high school

0:48:28.120 --> 0:48:29.759
<v Speaker 2>or something like for the kids, and it's like, that's

0:48:29.760 --> 0:48:31.200
<v Speaker 2>how you you show up for the kids.

0:48:31.520 --> 0:48:33.400
<v Speaker 4>Kids, that's what this is what you don't have no

0:48:33.960 --> 0:48:38.239
<v Speaker 4>high school. They got to like, I don't know, look

0:48:38.280 --> 0:48:39.680
<v Speaker 4>at you and be like, oh, he really is.

0:48:40.239 --> 0:48:42.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but no they weren't. They were like, who's that

0:48:42.160 --> 0:48:44.520
<v Speaker 2>old guy with the with the nice eyes. What's he doing?

0:48:44.560 --> 0:48:48.399
<v Speaker 2>And I was like this, Michael Ely my top top

0:48:48.480 --> 0:48:49.480
<v Speaker 2>tier romantic.

0:48:50.000 --> 0:48:53.520
<v Speaker 1>It's not a comedy, but just romantic movie is Titanic

0:48:53.920 --> 0:48:57.640
<v Speaker 1>because they were problematic whites. Also, yes, she was engaged

0:48:57.680 --> 0:49:00.920
<v Speaker 1>to somebody else and banging a poor man want a

0:49:01.000 --> 0:49:01.959
<v Speaker 1>ticket to the book?

0:49:02.040 --> 0:49:05.640
<v Speaker 3>That movie was way too poor man though he could draw.

0:49:07.680 --> 0:49:10.000
<v Speaker 2>A full circle. It comes always back to you man,

0:49:10.680 --> 0:49:19.680
<v Speaker 2>draw Yeah, well, I mean like you tell your friends.

0:49:19.960 --> 0:49:23.359
<v Speaker 2>And he was like, I'm cool, I got this, show

0:49:23.480 --> 0:49:25.040
<v Speaker 2>me wearing this. Okay, just this.

0:49:25.400 --> 0:49:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you know what she wins because she had

0:49:29.200 --> 0:49:31.839
<v Speaker 1>enough room to put Jack on that board and she's

0:49:31.960 --> 0:49:34.520
<v Speaker 1>like ah, she's like you got to.

0:49:34.520 --> 0:49:38.040
<v Speaker 4>Work for it's gonna get weird New York. That can't

0:49:38.080 --> 0:49:41.040
<v Speaker 4>be like, where's where's Billy zaying? Don't worry about Billy zaying,

0:49:41.080 --> 0:49:42.520
<v Speaker 4>but I got this, nigga.

0:49:42.239 --> 0:49:46.080
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry. She's like, no, that is a romantic comedy.

0:49:46.200 --> 0:49:48.520
<v Speaker 2>That was funny. I laughed, Yeah, when she's funny.

0:49:48.560 --> 0:49:50.840
<v Speaker 3>When they played the violins down in.

0:49:50.880 --> 0:49:52.960
<v Speaker 2>The basement for the poor people, Yeah, come and all

0:49:53.000 --> 0:49:54.520
<v Speaker 2>the rats are dancing like.

0:49:54.600 --> 0:50:00.759
<v Speaker 1>This with dignity, dignified when it's like, y'all shouldn't have

0:50:00.800 --> 0:50:03.480
<v Speaker 1>been on that boat anyway. I mean, yeah, wasn't her

0:50:03.520 --> 0:50:07.840
<v Speaker 1>family like poor, like she had no money left and

0:50:07.920 --> 0:50:10.240
<v Speaker 1>that's why she was marrying that guy for money.

0:50:11.120 --> 0:50:12.920
<v Speaker 3>It was Billy Zane, right, she was marrying Yeah, she

0:50:13.000 --> 0:50:13.799
<v Speaker 3>was marrying Billy Zane.

0:50:14.120 --> 0:50:15.239
<v Speaker 2>Has he been in anything else?

0:50:15.480 --> 0:50:16.399
<v Speaker 3>He was Inlander.

0:50:17.160 --> 0:50:22.080
<v Speaker 2>Billy Zane is like Billy Bob Thornton adjacent. That's what

0:50:22.200 --> 0:50:22.400
<v Speaker 2>he is.

0:50:22.480 --> 0:50:23.040
<v Speaker 3>I can see that.

0:50:23.200 --> 0:50:26.080
<v Speaker 2>Really. Mm hmm. Well, Billy Bob had sex with Helly Berry,

0:50:26.080 --> 0:50:29.200
<v Speaker 2>which was I listened this not seem like it was real? Yeah, no,

0:50:29.400 --> 0:50:30.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm there's no way.

0:50:31.560 --> 0:50:31.600
<v Speaker 6>No.

0:50:32.000 --> 0:50:34.200
<v Speaker 2>Holle knew for a fact that she was gonna win.

0:50:35.800 --> 0:50:38.920
<v Speaker 1>She knew because I was like, when you read that scripts,

0:50:39.320 --> 0:50:42.040
<v Speaker 1>did you really was like, this is groundbreaking? But it

0:50:42.120 --> 0:50:44.120
<v Speaker 1>seems like halle Berry to me feels like she don't

0:50:44.120 --> 0:50:46.399
<v Speaker 1>read the whole script before she says yes, she'll read

0:50:46.440 --> 0:50:48.000
<v Speaker 1>like a couple of pages and she'd be like, oh, yeah,

0:50:48.000 --> 0:50:48.400
<v Speaker 1>I could do this.

0:50:48.719 --> 0:50:51.200
<v Speaker 2>She's like, is there a terrible wig involved? Yeah, I'll

0:50:51.200 --> 0:50:52.279
<v Speaker 2>do that. That's for me.

0:50:52.840 --> 0:50:53.720
<v Speaker 3>Is did involved?

0:50:53.840 --> 0:50:54.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:50:55.160 --> 0:50:55.239
<v Speaker 6>Right?

0:50:55.280 --> 0:50:58.400
<v Speaker 2>Because did he was? Well? The story?

0:50:58.440 --> 0:51:02.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay, story, let's get into the story. What was the

0:51:02.520 --> 0:51:07.400
<v Speaker 1>story for Monster Ball? The story was Monster Balls by

0:51:07.440 --> 0:51:07.799
<v Speaker 1>the name.

0:51:07.680 --> 0:51:13.880
<v Speaker 4>Of the movie, right, Monsters, Monsters, monster Balls, Dance, Monstership.

0:51:16.480 --> 0:51:19.879
<v Speaker 1>It's a Lady Got Tour, Oh monster Ball? Oh nice,

0:51:19.920 --> 0:51:21.920
<v Speaker 1>Hey look at that and Lady Got Got. It all

0:51:21.960 --> 0:51:23.120
<v Speaker 1>comes back to the stars born.

0:51:28.520 --> 0:51:32.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, y'all didn't see that a lot. You all

0:51:32.520 --> 0:51:35.680
<v Speaker 2>got that on repeat. Y'all went three times at all weekend.

0:51:37.680 --> 0:51:40.359
<v Speaker 1>But the plot of the Monsters Ball is Billy Bob

0:51:40.440 --> 0:51:43.120
<v Speaker 1>Thornton is the cop, the son is working at the

0:51:43.239 --> 0:51:48.040
<v Speaker 1>same uh jail or whatever, and then Holly Berry's husband

0:51:48.200 --> 0:51:51.800
<v Speaker 1>whose Diddy is on death row and they kind.

0:51:51.640 --> 0:51:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Of for what which is I don't know, we don't

0:51:54.520 --> 0:51:56.640
<v Speaker 2>know what he was in death row?

0:51:56.760 --> 0:52:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Ridiculous, Yes, but I did liked the story about like

0:52:02.239 --> 0:52:03.359
<v Speaker 1>Diddy's on death row.

0:52:04.040 --> 0:52:06.000
<v Speaker 2>I did think I was like, oh this, you were

0:52:06.080 --> 0:52:09.080
<v Speaker 2>like kill him. I did feel like the acting was

0:52:09.120 --> 0:52:11.399
<v Speaker 2>pretty good for Diddy, so I was like, look at him.

0:52:11.600 --> 0:52:15.600
<v Speaker 2>It was I was like compelled, A tear almost came down.

0:52:16.400 --> 0:52:19.839
<v Speaker 1>And then what happened was Billy Bob Thorton's son when

0:52:20.040 --> 0:52:23.520
<v Speaker 1>Diddy was doing his last walk before he gets electrocuted

0:52:23.640 --> 0:52:26.680
<v Speaker 1>or whatever, he throws up, so he's like he ruins

0:52:26.760 --> 0:52:30.520
<v Speaker 1>this man's walk and then he somehow meets Holly Berry

0:52:30.680 --> 0:52:31.120
<v Speaker 1>after that.

0:52:32.400 --> 0:52:35.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm not so did Billy Bob pull the switch? No?

0:52:36.200 --> 0:52:38.239
<v Speaker 1>He was there, Yeah, he was there, and I worked

0:52:38.280 --> 0:52:42.120
<v Speaker 1>with my dad on death like on Death Row, and

0:52:42.239 --> 0:52:47.800
<v Speaker 1>then he like, who plays the son Heath Ledger. It

0:52:47.960 --> 0:52:50.239
<v Speaker 1>was actually he was really fucking good in it. He

0:52:50.360 --> 0:52:53.040
<v Speaker 1>was really good where you're like he was young, He

0:52:53.160 --> 0:52:54.759
<v Speaker 1>was young and that I really liked him in.

0:52:58.040 --> 0:52:59.640
<v Speaker 2>Julius styles that.

0:52:59.719 --> 0:53:07.319
<v Speaker 4>Waste about things I hate about you, full circle bitch.

0:53:08.840 --> 0:53:11.880
<v Speaker 4>It's also it introduced us to Julius styles dancing, and

0:53:11.960 --> 0:53:13.759
<v Speaker 4>then she would later dance and save the Last Dance.

0:53:13.800 --> 0:53:15.800
<v Speaker 1>Okay, see, I've never seen that movie and I cannot

0:53:15.800 --> 0:53:19.120
<v Speaker 1>bring myself to watch Last Dance. It's unacceptable black dudes

0:53:19.160 --> 0:53:21.000
<v Speaker 1>teaching her how to dance, So she's getting into Juilliard

0:53:21.360 --> 0:53:21.920
<v Speaker 1>or wherever.

0:53:21.719 --> 0:53:22.400
<v Speaker 2>The hell she's trying to go.

0:53:22.680 --> 0:53:23.799
<v Speaker 3>Clark was almost in that movie.

0:53:24.040 --> 0:53:30.560
<v Speaker 2>Really, he was gonna be the dude high school corny dude. No,

0:53:30.800 --> 0:53:31.520
<v Speaker 2>it was so bad.

0:53:31.560 --> 0:53:34.200
<v Speaker 1>And then every time Julius styles with the prototype for

0:53:34.280 --> 0:53:36.440
<v Speaker 1>the for the chick that would date a guy.

0:53:36.600 --> 0:53:38.520
<v Speaker 3>Like him, she was in every fellow right after that,

0:53:38.640 --> 0:53:39.440
<v Speaker 3>right where with.

0:53:39.560 --> 0:53:40.240
<v Speaker 2>Him also.

0:53:41.600 --> 0:53:44.120
<v Speaker 1>Where I was like, this was unacceptable, this was this

0:53:44.239 --> 0:53:45.719
<v Speaker 1>could have went straight to DVDDE.

0:53:45.800 --> 0:53:48.239
<v Speaker 2>Wow did that go out into theater? Yeah?

0:53:48.360 --> 0:53:51.319
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and it was like under the helm of like, oh,

0:53:51.960 --> 0:53:54.600
<v Speaker 4>it's crazy. Did you know how Fella was about interracial couple?

0:53:54.760 --> 0:53:57.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? We did know that. We didn't know.

0:53:58.600 --> 0:54:00.799
<v Speaker 1>I did not know that it was about an inter couple. Yeah,

0:54:00.800 --> 0:54:05.320
<v Speaker 1>and we didn't care about it. So were they speaking

0:54:05.680 --> 0:54:07.759
<v Speaker 1>Shakespearean English in that movie? Yeah?

0:54:07.800 --> 0:54:10.960
<v Speaker 4>Which I was it Zine and Wine and Wilson only

0:54:11.080 --> 0:54:14.000
<v Speaker 4>one like the New Romeo and Juliet with Leo.

0:54:14.520 --> 0:54:16.520
<v Speaker 3>That was great. That was good and the only way

0:54:16.520 --> 0:54:18.600
<v Speaker 3>I can watch, Yeah, in clear dance. That was good.

0:54:19.320 --> 0:54:20.760
<v Speaker 2>Were they also speaking in shakes?

0:54:20.800 --> 0:54:22.480
<v Speaker 3>They were, but you couldn't really tell because it was

0:54:22.560 --> 0:54:23.319
<v Speaker 3>like modern day.

0:54:23.320 --> 0:54:25.359
<v Speaker 1>Because Leonardo Kaprier was like, I'm not memorizing all these

0:54:25.440 --> 0:54:29.960
<v Speaker 1>damn words, but that and VI Romeo and Juliet you

0:54:29.960 --> 0:54:32.120
<v Speaker 1>could tell they had a real budget, like the old

0:54:32.200 --> 0:54:33.680
<v Speaker 1>Fello was like Cinemax.

0:54:33.880 --> 0:54:36.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was very like we're just gonna put this

0:54:36.200 --> 0:54:38.239
<v Speaker 2>on the cable. It's like, we got twelve dollars, so

0:54:38.400 --> 0:54:39.120
<v Speaker 2>let's make it work.

0:54:39.280 --> 0:54:41.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we got a handicam.

0:54:42.800 --> 0:54:43.839
<v Speaker 2>You kissed that black dude?

0:54:47.840 --> 0:54:51.120
<v Speaker 1>But Romeo and Juliet is like, like, that's I mean,

0:54:51.160 --> 0:54:53.320
<v Speaker 1>that's not a comedy. I mean, it's kind of funny

0:54:53.360 --> 0:54:54.279
<v Speaker 1>that they both thought that.

0:54:54.360 --> 0:54:55.880
<v Speaker 4>I think so, I mean, it was kind of fun

0:54:55.960 --> 0:54:57.759
<v Speaker 4>It's funny when one of them wakes up like they

0:54:57.840 --> 0:54:59.720
<v Speaker 4>did killed myself.

0:55:00.000 --> 0:55:02.600
<v Speaker 3>The other person wakes up like, wow, they killed themselves.

0:55:02.600 --> 0:55:03.399
<v Speaker 3>They didn't get the plan.

0:55:03.719 --> 0:55:06.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's like I would I can. It's funny

0:55:06.120 --> 0:55:08.400
<v Speaker 1>because I was like, I've never been in love.

0:55:08.440 --> 0:55:10.640
<v Speaker 2>Like that, right, I was gonna say, do I want

0:55:10.680 --> 0:55:11.600
<v Speaker 2>to be in love like that?

0:55:11.800 --> 0:55:11.840
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:55:12.040 --> 0:55:14.800
<v Speaker 2>You don't, I don't think No. It seems it's like abusive,

0:55:14.960 --> 0:55:17.160
<v Speaker 2>you know what it is? All those people that did that,

0:55:17.440 --> 0:55:20.880
<v Speaker 2>they didn't have cell phones. No, they didn't know that

0:55:20.920 --> 0:55:23.279
<v Speaker 2>they were they didn't have social media. They didn't know that. Like,

0:55:23.640 --> 0:55:25.960
<v Speaker 2>we have other things to do. I'm not killing myself

0:55:26.080 --> 0:55:28.160
<v Speaker 2>because you died. There's several options out. Let me see

0:55:28.160 --> 0:55:30.160
<v Speaker 2>what's happening on hinge, Like, I don't.

0:55:30.000 --> 0:55:34.320
<v Speaker 4>Have time to be about your find someone else, seriously, literally,

0:55:34.480 --> 0:55:35.480
<v Speaker 4>eventually I'll be here.

0:55:35.560 --> 0:55:37.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're like fifteen year old kids.

0:55:37.840 --> 0:55:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the person that pick is coming to pick up

0:55:39.960 --> 0:55:42.040
<v Speaker 1>his body, like I can fall in love with him.

0:55:42.120 --> 0:55:47.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, com your man dies. Yes, the corner comes and

0:55:47.640 --> 0:55:51.799
<v Speaker 2>they're like, oh, we got the same eighth period class.

0:55:51.719 --> 0:55:53.920
<v Speaker 3>Like that's the corner slip out.

0:55:54.239 --> 0:56:01.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all of a sudden, what a yeah, that's write this.

0:56:01.800 --> 0:56:02.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm down.

0:56:02.360 --> 0:56:06.279
<v Speaker 3>Okay, the movie A Black rom come this time.

0:56:06.480 --> 0:56:07.799
<v Speaker 2>I would want to I.

0:56:07.760 --> 0:56:12.040
<v Speaker 1>Would want to do The Wedding Planner But like I

0:56:12.200 --> 0:56:15.320
<v Speaker 1>like the Wedding Planner because I mean it's in San Francisco,

0:56:15.440 --> 0:56:16.359
<v Speaker 1>which is like a very.

0:56:16.440 --> 0:56:18.680
<v Speaker 2>Is that I don't know where any of these movies

0:56:18.680 --> 0:56:19.120
<v Speaker 2>are said, but.

0:56:19.160 --> 0:56:21.880
<v Speaker 4>You knew that it's ironically a major plot point because

0:56:22.200 --> 0:56:24.400
<v Speaker 4>as she's like trying to get her shoe out of

0:56:24.440 --> 0:56:25.400
<v Speaker 4>the sewer, it's on.

0:56:25.440 --> 0:56:29.160
<v Speaker 2>A hill where a trolley car No, it was a

0:56:29.239 --> 0:56:29.960
<v Speaker 2>trash can.

0:56:30.080 --> 0:56:32.359
<v Speaker 3>Is like falling down on her and Matthew McConney saves

0:56:32.400 --> 0:56:33.359
<v Speaker 3>her and go the whole run.

0:56:33.440 --> 0:56:43.200
<v Speaker 2>Did she do it again again? All right, you are?

0:56:45.520 --> 0:56:48.640
<v Speaker 2>But did her and Matthew McConaughey do like two movies together?

0:56:50.840 --> 0:56:52.400
<v Speaker 3>Was who wasn't Maide in Manhattan?

0:56:52.480 --> 0:56:54.160
<v Speaker 2>That was like, I feel like it was Matthew accona,

0:56:54.840 --> 0:56:56.160
<v Speaker 2>another guy with dark hair.

0:56:56.760 --> 0:56:58.960
<v Speaker 3>He was rayed for something like that, or Liam.

0:57:00.400 --> 0:57:04.280
<v Speaker 2>Liam or a rafe what a race finds? Maybe Raye finds?

0:57:04.400 --> 0:57:11.399
<v Speaker 2>I think, oh where else? Look at that He's he's

0:57:11.440 --> 0:57:14.400
<v Speaker 2>Devil's prouduct also up there. I love the Devil Wars product,

0:57:14.480 --> 0:57:16.280
<v Speaker 2>but do not like Anne Hathaway.

0:57:16.800 --> 0:57:17.320
<v Speaker 3>I like her.

0:57:17.520 --> 0:57:19.479
<v Speaker 2>We could have taken her out in the movie She's born.

0:57:19.840 --> 0:57:25.360
<v Speaker 1>She's like bland, she's nice nothing he said, Princess Diaries.

0:57:26.320 --> 0:57:30.920
<v Speaker 2>No that just because you do that's like not enough. No, No, she.

0:57:32.440 --> 0:57:33.520
<v Speaker 3>She gets a bad rap.

0:57:34.160 --> 0:57:36.160
<v Speaker 1>It's her face. She has like a face that I

0:57:36.200 --> 0:57:39.200
<v Speaker 1>don't like. She looks like she's dead pan, she said,

0:57:39.280 --> 0:57:42.880
<v Speaker 1>he said, a basst hounds giving.

0:57:49.240 --> 0:57:49.520
<v Speaker 2>Lord.

0:57:50.040 --> 0:57:53.560
<v Speaker 1>Something happened though where she They cast her as catwoman,

0:57:53.640 --> 0:57:56.120
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, there's nothing sexy about her, and

0:57:56.240 --> 0:57:56.840
<v Speaker 1>that's when I was.

0:57:56.880 --> 0:57:59.400
<v Speaker 3>Like no, but I think that's when everything went south because.

0:57:59.200 --> 0:58:04.200
<v Speaker 2>She's because she's been constantly working exactly. Yeah, the Princess

0:58:04.560 --> 0:58:04.960
<v Speaker 2>and the Devil.

0:58:04.960 --> 0:58:06.640
<v Speaker 3>Worst product is that's a good thing.

0:58:06.880 --> 0:58:08.680
<v Speaker 2>But no one watches that movie for and you watch

0:58:08.720 --> 0:58:13.360
<v Speaker 2>it for Meryll and to watch right.

0:58:13.720 --> 0:58:17.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're not gonna, I mean all this Lesburg.

0:58:17.520 --> 0:58:20.320
<v Speaker 2>But you know what, I went to de Luco where

0:58:20.320 --> 0:58:24.640
<v Speaker 2>it's movie is so good.

0:58:25.560 --> 0:58:27.240
<v Speaker 1>I watched it on a flight the other day, Like

0:58:27.360 --> 0:58:28.520
<v Speaker 1>not the other day, but the last time I was

0:58:28.560 --> 0:58:30.120
<v Speaker 1>on a plane and I was like, I watch it

0:58:30.240 --> 0:58:33.640
<v Speaker 1>like I don't know, but you know all the words.

0:58:33.440 --> 0:58:36.600
<v Speaker 2>You know, Stanley Tuci. I'm gonna finally get to see Paris.

0:58:39.880 --> 0:58:40.480
<v Speaker 2>She'll work here.

0:58:41.600 --> 0:58:45.240
<v Speaker 1>No, but the best best rock ever is something about

0:58:45.280 --> 0:58:50.920
<v Speaker 1>Mary that is love is It's the most outrageous and

0:58:51.040 --> 0:58:53.920
<v Speaker 1>it's like Ben Stiller, Yeah he looks like that, but

0:58:54.640 --> 0:58:55.960
<v Speaker 1>everything else makes up for it.

0:58:56.720 --> 0:59:00.160
<v Speaker 2>Also, the writer of Green Book made that really read

0:59:00.200 --> 0:59:03.360
<v Speaker 2>booked the movie Marshela that's out right now? Yeah?

0:59:05.520 --> 0:59:05.680
<v Speaker 6>Right?

0:59:06.040 --> 0:59:09.840
<v Speaker 2>Is he also an artist? Does he talk? They made No?

0:59:09.960 --> 0:59:10.320
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't.

0:59:10.360 --> 0:59:12.920
<v Speaker 4>I wish he did, but they made me. It's the

0:59:13.000 --> 0:59:15.160
<v Speaker 4>Fairly brothers who made me. Myself and Irene and all

0:59:15.160 --> 0:59:18.080
<v Speaker 4>that ship. One of them is now, oh he makes

0:59:18.120 --> 0:59:18.800
<v Speaker 4>serious movies.

0:59:18.920 --> 0:59:21.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, I'm like, what I've heard good things about

0:59:21.200 --> 0:59:21.520
<v Speaker 2>the movie.

0:59:21.720 --> 0:59:23.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to say to that movie about the

0:59:23.160 --> 0:59:23.960
<v Speaker 3>Siamese Twins.

0:59:24.800 --> 0:59:26.439
<v Speaker 2>Green Book, It's stuck on You or something.

0:59:27.400 --> 0:59:30.240
<v Speaker 3>Green Book is like a very Oscar nominated what it.

0:59:30.360 --> 0:59:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Is, where like they has a black friend, the.

0:59:33.360 --> 0:59:35.920
<v Speaker 3>Black dude has a white driver and like back.

0:59:35.800 --> 0:59:39.560
<v Speaker 2>In the day, Yeah, yeah, he's like a really good

0:59:39.600 --> 0:59:40.320
<v Speaker 2>piano player.

0:59:40.560 --> 0:59:43.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the black dude's really just guys that this this

0:59:44.120 --> 0:59:46.640
<v Speaker 1>white driver is really a racist, but.

0:59:46.720 --> 0:59:49.080
<v Speaker 3>He's just so happened to be. I think everybody is

0:59:49.200 --> 0:59:51.280
<v Speaker 3>racist back then they do.

0:59:51.480 --> 0:59:55.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you're driving him, dude. The black dude is

0:59:55.360 --> 0:59:56.280
<v Speaker 2>not the uber drivers.

0:59:56.600 --> 0:59:56.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:59:57.120 --> 0:59:58.920
<v Speaker 2>I think that's what really matters to me. It's not

0:59:59.080 --> 1:00:06.560
<v Speaker 2>driving this Daisy. It's miss also a rom com. Yeah,

1:00:07.440 --> 1:00:10.880
<v Speaker 2>Morgan and that lady and Miss Daisy fall in love

1:00:10.960 --> 1:00:13.640
<v Speaker 2>and then they smash. I got no hook up and

1:00:13.760 --> 1:00:15.880
<v Speaker 2>she didn't put her hand in the window, sweaty, and

1:00:15.960 --> 1:00:17.280
<v Speaker 2>then it was like you can come to dark Kelly's

1:00:17.320 --> 1:00:18.000
<v Speaker 2>house and make water.

1:00:18.280 --> 1:00:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Ye.

1:00:19.880 --> 1:00:22.680
<v Speaker 2>He's like, it's the pea House, George. We're just gonna

1:00:22.680 --> 1:00:26.000
<v Speaker 2>make this left right here, George, let's not put at

1:00:26.040 --> 1:00:26.720
<v Speaker 2>his house real quick.

1:00:27.080 --> 1:00:32.080
<v Speaker 4>I gotta make water now. That's my takeaway from that

1:00:32.160 --> 1:00:34.040
<v Speaker 4>movie is he calls peeing making water.

1:00:34.760 --> 1:00:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, see I didn't see that movie. I gotta make water.

1:00:37.520 --> 1:00:39.480
<v Speaker 3>I don't normally watch movies like that because I'm like.

1:00:39.560 --> 1:00:40.880
<v Speaker 2>What movie are driving, miss Daisy.

1:00:41.280 --> 1:00:43.920
<v Speaker 4>It's it's one of those where they want you to

1:00:44.000 --> 1:00:46.600
<v Speaker 4>be mad if you're black watching it, but I don't.

1:00:46.600 --> 1:00:48.240
<v Speaker 2>I don't watch them make me get mad.

1:00:48.200 --> 1:00:50.400
<v Speaker 1>Like I've never seen twelve Years of Sleeve because I

1:00:50.680 --> 1:00:51.640
<v Speaker 1>know it's gonna make me angry.

1:00:51.760 --> 1:00:51.960
<v Speaker 3>Same.

1:00:52.160 --> 1:00:55.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I watched Rosewood once and I said, yeah again,

1:00:55.720 --> 1:00:56.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't.

1:00:55.960 --> 1:00:58.440
<v Speaker 3>Even feel like they make those movies to make us mad.

1:00:58.560 --> 1:01:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, and then they're like it up, Yeah, I'm

1:01:01.040 --> 1:01:03.000
<v Speaker 1>fired up already, Right, I'm already.

1:01:03.200 --> 1:01:05.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I gotta go to work still, I'm gonna make

1:01:05.880 --> 1:01:09.800
<v Speaker 2>me laugh. They don't throw no comedy. Is there a

1:01:09.840 --> 1:01:11.080
<v Speaker 2>funny slave movie coming out?

1:01:11.240 --> 1:01:11.280
<v Speaker 6>No?

1:01:11.600 --> 1:01:13.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to see it. Yeah. Yeah, So like

1:01:14.200 --> 1:01:17.280
<v Speaker 2>we got just you know anything that Morris Chestnut is it?

1:01:17.400 --> 1:01:20.080
<v Speaker 2>We got this Christmas and last Christmas, and I did

1:01:20.160 --> 1:01:23.760
<v Speaker 2>like this christo Christmases and uh, what is it? Best man?

1:01:24.600 --> 1:01:26.840
<v Speaker 2>I saw all those? Why did I get married? Yeah?

1:01:27.280 --> 1:01:28.040
<v Speaker 2>Why did I get married?

1:01:28.080 --> 1:01:28.200
<v Speaker 1>Too?

1:01:29.520 --> 1:01:29.800
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

1:01:30.000 --> 1:01:33.640
<v Speaker 2>It's the second. Yeah, why did I get married? Until

1:01:33.640 --> 1:01:35.880
<v Speaker 2>I get married too? There was a two?

1:01:36.040 --> 1:01:37.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, why did I also get married? Could have been

1:01:37.840 --> 1:01:38.200
<v Speaker 3>the title?

1:01:38.320 --> 1:01:40.160
<v Speaker 1>But why did I really care about the first one?

1:01:40.240 --> 1:01:42.200
<v Speaker 1>So I was just like anything Tyler Perry does.

1:01:42.240 --> 1:01:44.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm not here for Daddy's Little Girls is good? Well,

1:01:44.760 --> 1:01:45.800
<v Speaker 2>that's because he dreases in it.

1:01:45.960 --> 1:01:49.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe, but when Gabrielle Union is the lady the

1:01:49.240 --> 1:01:51.560
<v Speaker 1>lead in that, but he had like three kids.

1:01:52.000 --> 1:01:54.240
<v Speaker 2>Gabriel Union is too uppitt eat to date a dude.

1:01:55.120 --> 1:02:01.400
<v Speaker 2>But then that, but he also has a bunch of kids.

1:02:01.560 --> 1:02:05.040
<v Speaker 3>Yes, and and a problematic relationship with his ex wife.

1:02:05.160 --> 1:02:05.320
<v Speaker 2>Yes.

1:02:05.440 --> 1:02:08.200
<v Speaker 1>And he had the side baby, Yes, a baby, the

1:02:08.320 --> 1:02:10.800
<v Speaker 1>whole baby on the side, the whole baby on the

1:02:10.840 --> 1:02:14.000
<v Speaker 1>whole eight pound, eleven outs baby. Oh and wait about

1:02:14.040 --> 1:02:17.360
<v Speaker 1>the what about the movie why do I Hate My Wife?

1:02:17.440 --> 1:02:19.440
<v Speaker 2>Or something like that with Chris Rock I think I

1:02:19.560 --> 1:02:20.280
<v Speaker 2>love my wife.

1:02:20.360 --> 1:02:22.080
<v Speaker 1>I think I love my wife. It's not I think

1:02:22.080 --> 1:02:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I hate my wife. I think I think I love

1:02:24.280 --> 1:02:29.280
<v Speaker 1>And it was Carry Washington, Yes, the one that he yes,

1:02:29.400 --> 1:02:31.400
<v Speaker 1>which makes sense. Yeah again, yeah, I think that was

1:02:31.440 --> 1:02:33.560
<v Speaker 1>like the first movie that I saw her in. Yeah,

1:02:33.640 --> 1:02:35.840
<v Speaker 1>but Chris Rock was dry the whole movie, and it

1:02:35.920 --> 1:02:37.080
<v Speaker 1>was not unacceptable.

1:02:37.600 --> 1:02:41.360
<v Speaker 3>Well he was playing like a version like not him.

1:02:42.320 --> 1:02:45.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you're not like this. Well I don't remember.

1:02:45.200 --> 1:02:47.040
<v Speaker 3>Maybe he is like that, but he was like just being.

1:02:47.000 --> 1:02:49.320
<v Speaker 2>Like a disgruntled.

1:02:51.520 --> 1:02:54.640
<v Speaker 1>Washington work Kerry Washington just showed up. She had she

1:02:54.960 --> 1:02:56.000
<v Speaker 1>She was fun in that movie.

1:02:56.120 --> 1:02:58.480
<v Speaker 2>Yes, like a little guard. She wasn't taking herself too

1:02:58.520 --> 1:02:59.920
<v Speaker 2>serious movie. I enjoyed her.

1:03:00.160 --> 1:03:02.160
<v Speaker 1>I watched her and I was like, okay, okay, sure,

1:03:02.280 --> 1:03:04.480
<v Speaker 1>I think I love my wife. Yeah, but then y'all

1:03:04.480 --> 1:03:05.200
<v Speaker 1>don't love my wife.

1:03:05.360 --> 1:03:09.240
<v Speaker 2>Wait, didn't Chris do another kind of rom com? Top

1:03:09.360 --> 1:03:12.760
<v Speaker 2>five Rosaria Dawson Yeah.

1:03:12.720 --> 1:03:16.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeahs Dawson pops up every every like ten years just

1:03:16.080 --> 1:03:18.680
<v Speaker 1>to like collect the check and leave. Yeah right, because

1:03:18.720 --> 1:03:22.600
<v Speaker 1>she's not really working. I felt like she No, she's

1:03:22.680 --> 1:03:25.400
<v Speaker 1>like Jessica album. Yeah no, just the album, got that

1:03:25.480 --> 1:03:27.240
<v Speaker 1>little the honest, honest.

1:03:27.800 --> 1:03:28.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, whatever they do.

1:03:28.920 --> 1:03:31.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's making like organic baby diapers or something.

1:03:31.800 --> 1:03:35.120
<v Speaker 4>Sometimes a lot of people will go into more entrepreneurial

1:03:35.280 --> 1:03:36.680
<v Speaker 4>or activist stuff and then they're.

1:03:36.520 --> 1:03:38.640
<v Speaker 2>Like because they make more money that way.

1:03:38.800 --> 1:03:40.840
<v Speaker 1>And it's like, I don't really want to listen to

1:03:40.920 --> 1:03:43.360
<v Speaker 1>this whole read this whole script, and then.

1:03:44.240 --> 1:03:47.120
<v Speaker 2>No, let's just make some babies one thing. Yeah right,

1:03:47.200 --> 1:03:49.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm good. Well, you see, that's what Jessica Simpson did.

1:03:49.480 --> 1:03:51.360
<v Speaker 1>She was not a good singer, but she's making she's

1:03:51.400 --> 1:03:54.040
<v Speaker 1>worth like a billion dollars now because her clothes are

1:03:54.080 --> 1:03:55.120
<v Speaker 1>at like Marshalls.

1:03:55.240 --> 1:03:58.000
<v Speaker 2>I just want to she was not a terrible singer.

1:03:58.200 --> 1:04:01.120
<v Speaker 2>She wasn't a good one. She had Okay, go ahead,

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<v Speaker 2>say sing sing your favorite Musca Simpson song. Ready, go

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<v Speaker 2>us this.

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<v Speaker 1>One.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's the only one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the only one. That's the only one I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>And then she did the show with Nick and that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I was popped off, Like that was like a

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<v Speaker 1>reality show that everybody I mean, that's the original.

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<v Speaker 2>Was that jumped that started everybody's reality? I love that show.

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<v Speaker 2>It was great. I was like, yeah, she was so dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe that she's really that dumb or she

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<v Speaker 2>just right.

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<v Speaker 3>She might be.

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<v Speaker 2>She still she was pilled up. She was definitely on perks.

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<v Speaker 2>She was out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>So she was on Ellen on pills. Yeah, what was

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<v Speaker 1>she promoting on Ellen. She got her Christmas fragrance because

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't remember when.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, yeah, I think we're still in love. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't remember. She couldn't re remember anything, and I think

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<v Speaker 2>I love my wife. Yeah, I think I love my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we're still in love.

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<v Speaker 1>So Will, what's like, top five romantic things that you've

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<v Speaker 1>done in this relationship that you're in right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>Good one, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Top five And it's top five most romantic things that

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<v Speaker 2>you've done in Yeah, the relationship. I five, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe three, because I'll give you top to top one. Okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's romantic. That's what gives one of your whole ass

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<v Speaker 2>romanic romance. That's just a Thursday.

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<v Speaker 1>We had the candle out, Yeah we got wasn't it

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<v Speaker 1>was from bed bathroom beyond.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, It's one of those Joe Malone real nice.

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<v Speaker 6>Game.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like for mint or something. We were on

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<v Speaker 2>a rug and whatnot in Miami.

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<v Speaker 3>What have I done?

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<v Speaker 2>I see you over here thinking, I'm like, what if

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<v Speaker 2>I I do a little subtle ship? I mean you

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<v Speaker 2>pay rent?

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<v Speaker 3>I pay rent?

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<v Speaker 2>Romantic Honestly, that's when the lights come on.

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<v Speaker 3>But money is not romantic, Yes it is. I mean

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<v Speaker 3>it can be, and she pays effort.

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<v Speaker 2>How dare you got money? All these gigst she got

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<v Speaker 2>albums out, she's working on her egot. Yeah, he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>have time, but I mean, well a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll pay all if I.

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<v Speaker 1>Must, if I want, if I must, if she's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>leave me, then yeah, if she threatens to leave me,

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<v Speaker 1>it makes the most sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Ese uh no, what do I do?

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<v Speaker 4>Like we take we go on trips a lot of times,

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<v Speaker 4>and like she'll see a jumpsuit, win it out, you

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<v Speaker 4>know her, she loves her jumpsuits, like specific be out somewhere,

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<v Speaker 4>or I'll see it like pulled up on her computer

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<v Speaker 4>and I won't say anything, but then it will be on.

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<v Speaker 2>The bed like like some lawns. Right Tho.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go with a little note. Yeah, I wrote,

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<v Speaker 3>I wrote, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Drew you drew a photo. You drew a picture of

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<v Speaker 2>a jumpsuit and.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me know what you think.

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<v Speaker 1>Drew a picture of panties and then made an ex

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<v Speaker 1>put it on the jumpsuit.

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<v Speaker 2>Get yourself so nice? I like, yeah, yeah, that's from man.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that like just being thoughtful. Yeah, and surprises are.

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<v Speaker 3>Cool, like showing up places when I wasn't expected to

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<v Speaker 3>be there.

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<v Speaker 2>But what is she with somebody else?

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<v Speaker 3>That's a whole other conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>I probably just go pop up, but that's but that's

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<v Speaker 2>the rom com right there.

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<v Speaker 1>He pops up with his little flowers with his jumpsuit

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<v Speaker 1>set up in a bouquet of flowers, and she's with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else and he's just like, you know, he drops it.

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<v Speaker 2>He runs out, he's crying.

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<v Speaker 3>The camera follows the bouquet down right right right.

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<v Speaker 2>It bounces for some reason.

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<v Speaker 1>It hits the ground and it bounce and then you're

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<v Speaker 1>running down the street and Anderson Park is in the back.

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<v Speaker 3>This is great. I love this movie already.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he almost gets hit by cab.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and he falls because there's like a pothole or something,

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<v Speaker 1>and the woman in the cab gets out and she's

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<v Speaker 1>like are you okay? And it's I don't know, and

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<v Speaker 1>that woman is Kerrie Washington. Cab drivers like get up,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to move. It's not a cab though, it's

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<v Speaker 1>an uber but it's like, I give.

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<v Speaker 2>One song and she's like, somewhere you can come with me.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Jennifer Lopez pops up and she's like enough,

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<v Speaker 1>and then Winston comes in.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's raining.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's hit by the car. He did that accent,

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<v Speaker 3>having never talked to Jamaican.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, excuse me, excuse me, excuse I've got it,

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me, excuse me.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse change.

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<v Speaker 3>Being from Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's like, oh that was that movie was I

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<v Speaker 2>would never treat me like a yeah, but you ye,

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<v Speaker 2>child at.

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<v Speaker 3>That accent and dance. And then in Brown Sugar there's

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<v Speaker 3>a scene where it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Brown Sugar, Common was in it.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, Common was in rapping song or most most deaf

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<v Speaker 4>most I think Common was in it too. But they're

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<v Speaker 4>wrapped in the Common song. Him and so now on

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<v Speaker 4>the bench, and it's like, it's like he's not It's

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<v Speaker 4>like you didn't hear that song. Yeah, you don't have

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<v Speaker 4>it only you don't even know the song.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know how that song goes. Why are you rapping?

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<v Speaker 2>It's very weird. He's a weird Yeah, well, Ted Diggs

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<v Speaker 2>is a weird man.

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<v Speaker 1>His hats okay, hold on, hold on, I will I

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<v Speaker 1>will say, honestly, I feel like he follows all meetings

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<v Speaker 1>in New York. I have served him numerous times. He

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<v Speaker 1>is like life of the party type guy. The hats

1:10:21.800 --> 1:10:26.960
<v Speaker 1>are always terrible, but he tips wonderfully. So I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna talk too much. Ship the movies is.

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<v Speaker 2>Trash, but he is a nice he's a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably he's got some of that money.

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<v Speaker 2>He's spending her money because so they have a just

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<v Speaker 2>they have a son together, right, and he's probably getting support. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I feel like makes more money than she.

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<v Speaker 3>Rosney.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, she's still making those those wicked checks or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and she he So he was like, oh, my son

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<v Speaker 1>is not black, he's mixed. And he was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you're you're a black son. Yeah, my son is not black.

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<v Speaker 2>He's minxed. That's how hard, that's how strong her money is.

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<v Speaker 1>But somebody hit him up on Twitter and was like, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>well when the cops stopped your mixed son, they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>they don't think he's black or they don't think he's white.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was like, they're gonna think he's mixed. He

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<v Speaker 2>never spoken to a cop. He's like, excuse me, what

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<v Speaker 2>he's gonna do is he gave his son a card?

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<v Speaker 2>This is uh yeah. Adele is who said that hid Adele.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't even care. He knew he was dead wrong

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<v Speaker 2>but wrong about it.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't give an He's like, I'm not going back

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<v Speaker 1>his his his to pay was too tight.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got okay, well Wrapp Yeah, are you going

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<v Speaker 2>to the George Street House? Where is it? I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>to drop some water. I gotta make water at the

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<v Speaker 2>George Street listen, Will, thank you so much for being here.

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<v Speaker 1>If maybe let's go around the table the romantic comedy

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<v Speaker 1>that you feel like everybody should see at least once.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if it's a comedy, but Eternal Sunshine

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<v Speaker 4>in the Spotless Mind, I have never one of the

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<v Speaker 4>greatest movies ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Sid, do you have one made in Manhattan? Because

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<v Speaker 1>that's the realst movie. I think she's actually Puerto Ricanan

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<v Speaker 1>in that, so she is actually Latin. Yeah, okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just anything that just you watch how Stell got

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<v Speaker 1>her groove back.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I recommend. Yes, thank you guys so much

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<v Speaker 2>for listening this week. Come see us at an Inny

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<v Speaker 2>factory every Sunday.

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<v Speaker 3>And watch my Comedy Central half hour. That's right, I

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