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Speaker 1: expert forever look at us back in the studio. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, back to back to back. Well, the heat's
Speaker 1: not on in here, so and yet my armpits are sweating.
Speaker 1: But that's because I read out of deodorant. Wait for it,
Speaker 1: three days ago. Oh, I just read up on some
Speaker 1: deodorant and it's not the one that I usually use, so.
Speaker 2: It's like a natural deodorant.
Speaker 1: No, it like smells like it's deodorant, but also like
Speaker 1: there's remnants of funk.
Speaker 2: No, that's you, No, it's secret funk is within you. No, no,
Speaker 2: no no.
Speaker 1: But I put the deodorant on when I don't have
Speaker 1: any funk, and then it still smells like I could
Speaker 1: be sweating.
Speaker 2: Or is it like a jail or a sout gel
Speaker 2: is great?
Speaker 1: Actually really yes, but that's probably has the most cancer, yes,
Speaker 1: the most cancer, right, copious amounts of cancer and that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I just feel like the deodorant that
Speaker 1: I got is from the bodegas, so it's probably not
Speaker 1: even real. It's like it's like, yeah, it's like it's
Speaker 1: from Marshall's level. Secret. It's like it says secret, but
Speaker 1: it's really it's like shithin me secret.
Speaker 2: It's it's actually secrete to secret.
Speaker 1: You picked up the wrong thing and you thought it
Speaker 1: was secret, like all the dove is dou do doversu
Speaker 1: sending you out of Hamilton shirtle Yes, ma'am, you know
Speaker 1: did you go see Hamilton? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, it's physics for the school, from the school
Speaker 2: from the kids.
Speaker 1: You know. They give you a whole bunch of stuff
Speaker 1: and uh, most of it looked like dust duck dynasty ship,
Speaker 1: but no offense. Shout out what was in the USC
Speaker 1: didn't give me she when I went there? Except my money? Uh?
Speaker 2: What else did they give you? They gave me hat,
Speaker 2: They gave me pans.
Speaker 1: They gave me three cheeses, three different cheese, like different
Speaker 1: spreads of cheeses. Wait for you to eat there, or
Speaker 1: you took the cheese home? I mean the way they
Speaker 1: set it up. They didn't lay it out for me.
Speaker 1: They still had the fucking wrapper on it.
Speaker 2: Oh you just took your green room cheese.
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah, but uh, you know, they give you some
Speaker 1: some things some stickers and whatnot that I'm not going
Speaker 1: your sweatpants.
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 1: I got this this sweater or sweater or whatever it is.
Speaker 2: It works.
Speaker 1: I feel young, you know, I feel youthful. I feel
Speaker 1: like I could bag a child right now. That's problematic.
Speaker 2: It's a problematic thing to say.
Speaker 1: It is. But I see you in your fleece ever lame,
Speaker 1: leave me in my ever lane set.
Speaker 2: I'm really hot in it. It's good. It works anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know they say deodorant causes cancer, so so
Speaker 1: you're letting it go or no, I'm gonna go get
Speaker 1: some today. I just needed to get close enough to
Speaker 1: a target. But truly, since all the years I've known you,
Speaker 1: you've never really smelled ever like, oh thought you.
Speaker 2: Gonna say, you've never really smelled like you used the
Speaker 2: other I was.
Speaker 1: I should have said that, but now I'm here doing
Speaker 1: the honesty.
Speaker 2: Ali.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sidney, what were you an expert in this week?
Speaker 1: Hanging out with old friends? I hadn't seen my friends
Speaker 1: in a minute. I had a friend in town from Houston,
Speaker 1: and every time she comes in, she's always doing some
Speaker 1: like big name ship that like I don't have the
Speaker 1: clothes for and don't have the coins. But they went
Speaker 1: to this event that Alicia Keys was there, like it's
Speaker 1: for Qatar Airlines or something like that. Yeah, so it
Speaker 1: was real like red carpet and what what was it
Speaker 1: doing there? Playing the piano's camp falling and a cline
Speaker 1: like uh Victorian.
Speaker 2: Dress like a high collar, long sleeve.
Speaker 1: Yes, I feel like if I'm a piano player, I
Speaker 1: don't want to play with long sleeves.
Speaker 2: I feel like those are my those are my instruments,
Speaker 2: those are my tools.
Speaker 1: She looks, she looked, she looked so she looked like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm performing in front of very wealthy
Speaker 1: people and they don't know what style is anyway, so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show up in whatevs.
Speaker 2: You know. She didn't have no makeup on. I mean
Speaker 2: she had maybe like a BB cream.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: She it looked like she just rolled out of bed
Speaker 2: through that dress on it. She had the pillow lines
Speaker 2: on her face. She's like, let's go get these coins
Speaker 2: for me. It's sweet swizzy. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Remember what everyone thought of Lea Keys was a lesbian. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she stole that lady's husband.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: That's that undercover shit. It's like you think that I
Speaker 1: want that girl over there, but I want that girl's man.
Speaker 1: It's great, It's just funny.
Speaker 3: It is her.
Speaker 2: I know she is like three kids or four kids.
Speaker 2: Being the other woman is not that bad if you
Speaker 2: come from money. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I saw a video of the three of them hanging
Speaker 1: out recently, and they looked like they might be on
Speaker 1: their like Will and Jada Dwayne Martin swinging thing.
Speaker 2: Definitely, But when you're that comfortable financially, whose man is
Speaker 2: it really our man? But broke bitches they were like, no,
Speaker 2: he don't have enough to be sharing with another bitch.
Speaker 1: You know you know what.
Speaker 2: I feel like you might have just invented a fact.
Speaker 2: That's what it is.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know what, there's enough money to go
Speaker 1: around for everybody, but like broke dudes is like he
Speaker 1: barely take you out on dates, so like, how dare
Speaker 1: he have another like woman on the side?
Speaker 2: Right? Because you getting my KFC?
Speaker 1: That what it is?
Speaker 2: Those are my biscuits. Those are my biscuits exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I hung out with them and we uh
Speaker 1: we went out with this uh, this guy who had money,
Speaker 1: and that was I haven't been out on a like
Speaker 1: a dinner that I have to pull out my money
Speaker 1: for a minute.
Speaker 2: You know, this is like I see you drooling a
Speaker 2: little bit. I'm salvatd You're like, I had a meal
Speaker 2: like that, and so yo.
Speaker 1: I opened that menu and I closed it immediately. I said,
Speaker 1: there ain't nothing here for looking like. Oh, it was
Speaker 1: like it was oysters, it was steak, it was cavia,
Speaker 1: it was everything that was like thirty dollars and above
Speaker 1: market price.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just ridiculous.
Speaker 1: And like he's like, oh, get this, get that, get that,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, there's some people who are like
Speaker 1: get that because they're like you should try it.
Speaker 2: And then there's somebody who's ordering for the table.
Speaker 1: Oh I love it for the table we need for
Speaker 1: the tape show. But you can't be you can't be
Speaker 1: the one that's ordering for the table. No, absolutely, because
Speaker 1: you are like a plus one of a plus one.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, I will never. I'm gonna be like,
Speaker 1: so what y'all getting what y'all what y'all snacking on?
Speaker 1: I did eat with you that one time we went
Speaker 1: out with that eater guy and said he was like,
Speaker 1: let's get lobster for the table. Well, and and then
Speaker 1: nobody ate the lobster. Lobster was trash anyway, Marie special
Speaker 1: lad lobster. It was actually it was one of those
Speaker 1: moments that I was like, if Marie was here, she
Speaker 1: would have definitely ordered all the good stuff.
Speaker 2: What did you end up kidding? This thick bacon that
Speaker 2: was just it was like bacon steak. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It was so expensive and it was it was good.
Speaker 2: An apple would smoke it was and it had like
Speaker 2: apples on the side and a arugula. But anyway, that
Speaker 2: was just the meal.
Speaker 1: It was just bacon mill and it was like forty dollars, bitch,
Speaker 1: no stupid. But the best part was when he paid
Speaker 1: and he tipped the guy. The guy ran out after
Speaker 1: him to tell him, you didn't have to give me
Speaker 1: this much. And then I was like, did I need
Speaker 1: to put on a little shirt and be a bartender?
Speaker 1: How much money did he get it him? He said,
Speaker 1: it's the holidays. I said wow, And then he gave
Speaker 1: the hostess like over one hundred dollars. I love that,
Speaker 1: But why don't he pass me some money in the
Speaker 1: service industry?
Speaker 3: You know what it is?
Speaker 2: Because you looked too put together? At the dinner. I'm
Speaker 2: a veteran.
Speaker 1: You should have you should have like pulled the shoulder
Speaker 1: out or like stretched your collar out a little bit,
Speaker 1: maybe like push the wig backs anywhere.
Speaker 2: See oh it was back. You know it's Wendy. It
Speaker 2: was Wendy on Saturday. Anyway, Marie, what are you an
Speaker 2: expert in?
Speaker 1: I's an expert this weekend? Lying Okay, she's an actor.
Speaker 1: She don't be bucking, but she's an actor. So my
Speaker 1: friend was like, oh, I'm going to the gym on Saturday.
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm going to Equinox. You should come
Speaker 1: with me, like, come work out. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not a member.
Speaker 2: I don't know how that works.
Speaker 1: And my friend goes all you have to do is
Speaker 1: call them and say, hey, can I come work out
Speaker 1: for the day to see if I like the gym
Speaker 1: and I and I want to join a trial. They
Speaker 1: were like oh, he was like, it's gonna be like
Speaker 1: a five minute conversation. I was like, okay, So I
Speaker 1: call them and they're like, yeah, come down, Well, ask
Speaker 1: for Page when you get here. That's her name to you, Paige.
Speaker 1: She'll you already know. She she's chatty, She problematic, there's
Speaker 1: no ain't no quiet pages that we like long winded?
Speaker 2: Okay, sis long winded page?
Speaker 1: Right? So I get there and it was the one,
Speaker 1: the flat iron Equinox, so like the big one is busy. Oh,
Speaker 1: I was like, I was busy. Yeah, I can sneak
Speaker 1: out right celebrities.
Speaker 2: I go in.
Speaker 1: My friend said it was going to be a five
Speaker 1: minute conversation with this woman and then I could work
Speaker 1: out and then we would sneak out thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: I'm in pages office.
Speaker 1: She's like, well, where do you where are you from?
Speaker 1: Let me see if you get a corporate discount. She's
Speaker 1: pulling out the class schedule for the week. She's like,
Speaker 1: we do the app.
Speaker 2: You can reserve a bike for the I was like, Sis,
Speaker 2: can I work out? She gives me a tour. We
Speaker 2: in the sauna. I'm like Page, like, how do you
Speaker 2: lockers work?
Speaker 1: Can?
Speaker 2: I just put my stuff in? And then I'm texting
Speaker 2: and my friend's like warming up.
Speaker 1: It's a thirty minute warm up because that's how long
Speaker 1: I'm in this lady's office.
Speaker 2: And they go They were like, well, just say that
Speaker 2: your friend is here and you want to work out
Speaker 2: and you're earlier. So I got to work out, and
Speaker 2: it's cute or whatever. The gym is clean, it looks nice.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of.
Speaker 1: People with money in there because people nice. It's like
Speaker 1: two hundred and sixty dollars a month. But they steal
Speaker 1: in these people's money because nobody really looks like they
Speaker 1: work out.
Speaker 2: Oh there was a it was a buff. There was
Speaker 2: like an American gladiator in there.
Speaker 1: When I was in there, Yeah, there's just one this
Speaker 1: lady that was like, excuse me, I need to use
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa sis ma'am, sir ma'am. It was
Speaker 1: a lot for two hundred and some dollars a month,
Speaker 1: I better look like Serena Williams. Yeah, this especially looked
Speaker 1: like Serena Williams. That's how That's how big this chick was.
Speaker 1: And she had a full face and makeup on, so
Speaker 1: you know, she was a lady. And it was like,
Speaker 1: girl like you got on lashes out the gym right
Speaker 1: now on a Saturday. So and then you know they
Speaker 1: got all the Keels products. So I showered. I mean,
Speaker 1: they're just trying to steal a lotion and stuff. And
Speaker 1: then I snug out and Page just called me just
Speaker 1: now to be like, hey Marie and I'm dating now. Well,
Speaker 1: I only picked up because it was a two one
Speaker 1: two number. I'd be like, how it might be a job. No,
Speaker 1: it's Paige asking me if I want to join in?
Speaker 2: How my work out?
Speaker 1: When she about to be a stalker, dude probably looked
Speaker 1: you on Instagram and everything.
Speaker 2: Oh, this would be a great client. I'm like, damn,
Speaker 2: I gave page.
Speaker 1: I should have given her a fake name. You should have,
Speaker 1: but I didn't think it was gonna be you was
Speaker 1: gonna be caught.
Speaker 2: How does she have my phone number? You didn't write
Speaker 2: it down? No, Oh, you know what it is.
Speaker 1: I called the gym before I went to the gym.
Speaker 1: Look at that, Look at me being stupid. Look at
Speaker 1: the phone numbers though. Speaking of phone numbers, we got
Speaker 1: our next guest, uh phone number today.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know I had it. It saved in
Speaker 2: my phone. I didn't have it. Yeah, no, you you
Speaker 2: did have it. I didn't have it. You had it.
Speaker 2: You had it, You had it, you just didn't save it.
Speaker 1: Oh and the truth comes out, you know how the
Speaker 1: phone You're like, maybe, my god, I love that man.
Speaker 2: You were like, oh wow, I do love that.
Speaker 1: I love it maybe that maybe calling such and such yah,
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, okay, yep, that's.
Speaker 2: Who it is, guest. Stop laughing, all right, sorry, let's
Speaker 2: bring you in. Our guest today is a number that
Speaker 2: I have saved, but you didn't have saved.
Speaker 1: He is He's a comic out here doing the damn thing,
Speaker 1: and he is our romantic comedy expert.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about it. It's Will Moles.
Speaker 3: Can't see. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Well, the shirt that you have on is super crisp.
Speaker 3: Thank you, it's new.
Speaker 2: It's pressed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pressed.
Speaker 2: It's like you got an Apple watch and a pinky ring.
Speaker 2: Will get the cow.
Speaker 1: Well, it seems like your friends of the guy who
Speaker 1: owns American Eagle, Like, that's the shirt is from his house.
Speaker 3: Well, this is from Antler and Wood. Oh, I am
Speaker 3: friends with the guy.
Speaker 2: I knew it. I felt like this was gifted.
Speaker 3: I'm rocking gift gear.
Speaker 2: Don't you love gifted?
Speaker 4: I don't know the table got something gifted on that exactly?
Speaker 4: Those weekly pictures by the way, Okay, I'm a picture
Speaker 4: every week. If you want to give me some clothes,
Speaker 4: so Will.
Speaker 1: Will and his two friends used to be the host
Speaker 1: of the knitting factory in Williamsburg and we inherited it
Speaker 1: from them. Yeah, they passed it down to the most
Speaker 1: ignorant folks that It's just it's great, it makes sense.
Speaker 2: It's a wonderful thing.
Speaker 1: I mean I got there last night late and I
Speaker 1: was like, look at all these people who came out
Speaker 1: in the rain because I was crazy, crazy, a real
Speaker 1: fan base.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, show up. I guess some comedy. So
Speaker 2: let's talk about why you left. Where are you? What
Speaker 2: are you up to these days? I'm living in Los Angeles,
Speaker 2: just stunting, just so.
Speaker 4: He's learning a jade necklacea meditating.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's ironing his black shirt. It's crazy. Got
Speaker 2: to you look in Row Health every you know a
Speaker 2: little bit of wait on, that's that writers, right business dinners?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they pay for everything. I'm like, all right, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll get everything.
Speaker 2: Do they really pay for everything? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well this this last writers and they paid for lunch
Speaker 3: and breakfast every day. I'm like, this is crazy.
Speaker 2: What did you write for?
Speaker 3: Uh there's a sketch called German Showcase. Oh yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Was ordered extra ship. You can't think I'm gonna get
Speaker 2: a lunch for later?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like you can only spend this much. I'm like, can I.
Speaker 2: When people tell you what you can't spend, yeah, you'd be.
Speaker 3: Like, okay, okay, now I'm gonna exert power.
Speaker 2: What would the limit typically be. I think it's twenty
Speaker 2: bucks for like lunch, for breakfast, I could get a
Speaker 2: lot of breakfast. It out breakfast.
Speaker 1: But if you do sides, if you do a lot
Speaker 1: of sides, you know, just get like a side of eggs, pancakes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the side of a bet they got.
Speaker 3: You get one or two silver dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a side.
Speaker 3: I love that side of bacon.
Speaker 1: Well, Sydney got bacon as a meal, so yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like wealthy people are so bored everything that they
Speaker 1: just start making up ship to turn into like an entree.
Speaker 2: There's no way baking it was.
Speaker 1: There were so thick and it was like five pieces
Speaker 1: and it was laid out they did like it was
Speaker 1: drizzled with some ship.
Speaker 3: It was like, dude, there was a lot of fat
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 2: No, No, bacon was top of the line. Was this
Speaker 2: was it was alone pig. It was bacon like the
Speaker 2: bag like the pig spends his summers in the Hampton's
Speaker 2: Like it was very nice, well raised pig. I wanted
Speaker 2: to get to know the bacon babes. Babe that spider
Speaker 2: is crying, Charlotte. So wait, will you're in LA?
Speaker 3: How you've been there February?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 4: I feel like you're coming over nine months? Almost a year. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it'll be a year pretty soon.
Speaker 2: Ship.
Speaker 1: So it seems like everybody that a friend of ours
Speaker 1: that goes to l A just great things freaking happen. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think I don't know that's because we work. Oh
Speaker 4: this is going to sound in LA. No, I'm not
Speaker 4: trying to show in LA. But people in New York
Speaker 4: work really hard, and so then when it's not, it's
Speaker 4: not as expected that you're going to work that hard
Speaker 4: in a new city in.
Speaker 2: LA because everyone's very laid back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're laid back. They got all this free time.
Speaker 4: So then you go out there with this New York
Speaker 4: energy and they're like, okay, I guess you want to
Speaker 4: work yeah, and you're like, yeah, I've been trying to.
Speaker 3: Need money. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: And they're like, we're going to go to the beach
Speaker 2: for and you're like.
Speaker 3: Now I'll finish a script or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't seen you pictures on the beach at all.
Speaker 1: It's just been grinding none.
Speaker 6: No, no.
Speaker 3: We went to uh oh Man, I said, we.
Speaker 2: You and your boot.
Speaker 1: No Will is in a relationship. Well you've been in
Speaker 1: a relationship for how many years?
Speaker 3: Four and a half?
Speaker 2: You are officially a wei. I'm killing you A they
Speaker 2: you're they, But I'm a real last thing, a realistic
Speaker 2: with a Wii. Yeah, I'm a wee.
Speaker 3: So we went to Palm Springs and that was dope.
Speaker 2: But is so weird to me.
Speaker 1: It feels like when I used to watch like the
Speaker 1: road Runner cartoons and the Wiley Coyote step Like there's
Speaker 1: it feels fake.
Speaker 2: There's like nothing behind that first row of buildings. It
Speaker 2: looks like a set.
Speaker 4: Like you're just looking at desert and mountains. You're like,
Speaker 4: this looks beautiful objectively, but what is happening?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: I mean they got an hotel. Yeah, that's where I was. Yeah,
Speaker 2: in the pool.
Speaker 3: I was just at the pool pretty much the whole time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just working on y'all's chands. They's hands was cute.
Speaker 2: So your your your Wei was here like a year ago.
Speaker 1: Maybe she was our breakup expert and you're the romantic
Speaker 1: comedy expert.
Speaker 2: So let's talk about because you're you're a grown ass man, right,
Speaker 2: I am. You are a real what did you call yourself?
Speaker 2: A real last name?
Speaker 4: We're not going to repeat that, but from Chicago, but
Speaker 4: I repeated, yes, yes, yes, but you So let's talk
Speaker 4: about how or why you like watching romantic comedies.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't know. I think I was, well,
Speaker 3: I'm like thirty five and my will thank you.
Speaker 2: You know, you look like you settled in thirty five.
Speaker 2: You look comfortable, comfy. It looks like you're not letting
Speaker 2: it stuff. You know, nothing's going to make.
Speaker 3: The most of this mid thirties to late thirties.
Speaker 2: I mean, do it your hair? You still have all
Speaker 2: your hair.
Speaker 3: That's I'm holding on to it, and it's martialized coming back.
Speaker 2: We've got a different coral pattern or that.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm gonna cut it, and then I
Speaker 3: was like, wait this single last let me grow that
Speaker 3: back out. Wait I'm in the middle of that.
Speaker 2: Will.
Speaker 1: Now, I want to say, you look like a nice guy,
Speaker 1: like I could see you in a long term relationship.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that out there.
Speaker 1: Well you've been for four years, but you look like
Speaker 1: somebody who was like, I'm thinking about the future.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's like, yeah, but you're thinking about it.
Speaker 2: You did a story on Bad Date, Great, Yeah, where
Speaker 2: you say you was a whole like you used to.
Speaker 3: We were on that show together.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's what you said. Oh yeah, I was you
Speaker 2: was you were? Ah, that was a from like all through.
Speaker 3: I didn't lose my virginity till nineteen.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's not at a party and then at a
Speaker 2: party like.
Speaker 4: Somebody else's bed, somebody you were dating, or somebody you
Speaker 4: met at the party met at the party because you
Speaker 4: was ready to lose it.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, like please take it.
Speaker 4: And it was like a movie almost in that, like
Speaker 4: the girl I was really interested in was across the
Speaker 4: room and it was a little hard to get over there, and.
Speaker 2: So I was like, uh, it was closer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is romance. Yeah, that's the nineties romance comedy
Speaker 1: right there. And we wanted Jennifer love hewittt, but you
Speaker 1: settled for Yeah, I don't know, the one with the glasses.
Speaker 3: But she did't being very nice.
Speaker 2: We're cool.
Speaker 3: We hung out twice, but but I was was she
Speaker 3: a virgin?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: And she made sure to tell me.
Speaker 2: So she was showing you experience. Yeah, okay, So did
Speaker 2: you tell her you were a virgin? I think I did.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure she could tell she Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: sure like virgin didn't come on.
Speaker 3: She might even ask in the middle, like wait, are
Speaker 3: you a virgin?
Speaker 2: All that's playing in the background.
Speaker 6: Is will has like a whip cream, a whipped cream thone.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I came out of the bedroom. I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't want you just.
Speaker 2: On the bed, like, yeahosing for I have that photo.
Speaker 2: That's hilarry.
Speaker 3: I believe it one time to Juliet, but that's another start.
Speaker 2: It's so funny. You didn't want to cross the room.
Speaker 3: I know what, I get it.
Speaker 2: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the girl
Speaker 2: that he liked was all the way over there.
Speaker 4: It was all the way clearly was looking to talk
Speaker 4: to somebody else. So I was like, all right, you
Speaker 4: know what, I'm not gonna I'm not pressed.
Speaker 2: I love that. Yeah, that's okay, I'm good. I'm happy
Speaker 2: for you. I don't even know the person who I
Speaker 2: lost my virginity to last name. I don't know that.
Speaker 2: I don't know his last name either, Marie.
Speaker 1: I know his first name is Patrick, and he and
Speaker 1: he pushed two twin beds together. Wow, And I heard
Speaker 1: he was a grown ass man at the time.
Speaker 2: You don't know how old, did you? Did you too?
Speaker 2: I didn't even know how he was. It doesn't sound
Speaker 2: good forty. He wasn't forty, but he definitely wasn't my age,
Speaker 2: which was yeah, is there a crime?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Was it a crime? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 2: And the black community is different, you know, we just
Speaker 2: we just tell.
Speaker 3: Me about it because I grew up. When I grew
Speaker 3: up down the street was R Kelly So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So did he really live down the street?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And he really, I mean, is this he don't really?
Speaker 4: He really allegedly had a bunch of girls, alleged.
Speaker 1: So Clark Clark who had yeah, who used to show Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was a Chicago expert and he was spilling.
Speaker 2: All the R Kelly g Yeah, I mean one in
Speaker 2: his damn mountains.
Speaker 4: He used to pull up to high school. Yeah, we
Speaker 4: went to being Clark when to say high school? Used
Speaker 4: to pull up to school and like pick girls up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and he would do that at Kenwood where he used
Speaker 4: to go to allegedly and allegedly and you're just like,
Speaker 4: that's why when all the ship started coming out, what
Speaker 4: was that recently?
Speaker 3: Like we've known since ninety nine.
Speaker 2: We've known since he pete on that girl. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: it was too that was like two, so I knew
Speaker 2: and know two. But you guys have known.
Speaker 3: Since before because we've seen it.
Speaker 1: Mark was saying that he would be at like the
Speaker 1: basketball games and he'd like, you'd be like, oh, there's
Speaker 1: our Kelly.
Speaker 3: The Whitney Young Semeon game.
Speaker 4: That's where like like Derek Rose went to uh Simeon
Speaker 4: and when went to Winney Young. So we're big basketball
Speaker 4: schools and that game every year was a big deal.
Speaker 4: That would be like bands and there'd be every girl
Speaker 4: would be.
Speaker 1: Dressed, all the young girls, all the young girl be
Speaker 1: dressed with their finest fashion.
Speaker 4: And we'd be fifteen sixteen, like, damn, it's about to
Speaker 4: be some girls up. They were about to kill it.
Speaker 4: And then we'd see there for you yeah, and we're like, oh,
Speaker 4: they're going with r Kelly.
Speaker 2: It's like all of them would just jump in our
Speaker 2: Kelly's car.
Speaker 3: A good amount like a couple.
Speaker 2: So it's get jealous, yeah Kelly, Yeah enough for me
Speaker 2: to get jealous too for you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, I saw one.
Speaker 2: I like, I'm like, oh man, You're like, they're all
Speaker 2: getting it all, man, come on, but you don't even
Speaker 2: so you go for the reason why he's.
Speaker 3: Saying that song, my god, So you go from R.
Speaker 2: Kelly to I just want to settle down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I don't go from R. Kelly at all.
Speaker 2: That's not the start. I'm not.
Speaker 6: Is there?
Speaker 2: We really?
Speaker 4: This was?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have the tapes roll them.
Speaker 3: That Pea house though, is the house that was right
Speaker 3: by me?
Speaker 2: The pause? How do you know what the house? Did?
Speaker 4: We see the house in the video, but they all
Speaker 4: said it's his house on George Street. I was like,
Speaker 4: I used to live by George Street.
Speaker 2: The pea houses, Pea House, Kelly tour when we get
Speaker 2: to Chicago.
Speaker 1: You know how much money you got to have just
Speaker 1: to specifically have a house just to pee on people.
Speaker 3: That's the reason.
Speaker 2: That's the Pea house, not the house. We can't be laughing.
Speaker 2: That's the shower house on George Street. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: Is that's now listed.
Speaker 2: That's what it says on streets. Yeah, how much it.
Speaker 3: Cause y'allion for the Pea house?
Speaker 2: The terrible what happened to the Pea girl because she
Speaker 2: got to be like in her thirties.
Speaker 3: Now we went to high school. Whether he couldn tell us, oh,
Speaker 3: there's a yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Ruined her life, that's what happens. We don't even know
Speaker 2: what her name is. I do. I mean, does she
Speaker 2: still live in Chicago? I think she does. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: think you got to start fresh. You gotta change positions.
Speaker 4: Change your sheets, yeah, yeah, change your clothes, your light,
Speaker 4: get a shower on.
Speaker 1: Okay, peel your skin off, put some new skin one
Speaker 1: and you know what. This is not to shame anybody
Speaker 1: who's into water games. I think that's what they're shaming.
Speaker 1: Y'all know what you need to pee on.
Speaker 2: But you're not coming to my house with the energy.
Speaker 2: She probably is like a senator.
Speaker 3: Or something like the p girl. You know she turned
Speaker 3: out to be.
Speaker 2: Kamala Harris.
Speaker 3: That girl would grow up to Bee. Now I'm kidding. Please, Kamala,
Speaker 3: I would love to work with you and something I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: Wee get a lot. You better watch what I obviously love. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I live in California.
Speaker 4: Voted for or something or something you don't even know.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you did the absent tea ball.
Speaker 4: You voted for our Keilly okay Roberts, Oh, I was
Speaker 4: a Yeah, you were a hoe.
Speaker 1: And then so after you lost your virginity, you were like, god,
Speaker 1: I just I need all the sex.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well I had a good amount of sex in college.
Speaker 4: Then the last year of college I had sex with
Speaker 4: maybe the finest.
Speaker 2: Girl at school. Okay, what school did you go to?
Speaker 3: I went to Morehouse, so she was okay.
Speaker 2: So there was you. It was like Queen's there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because you're not people like the finest girl, It's like
Speaker 2: put you in. So you was home. Yeah, she was
Speaker 2: definitely up there, and then.
Speaker 3: She was top tier.
Speaker 2: She's probably Kamala Harrison. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh so that made me extra confident leaving college. And
Speaker 4: it was like a big deal, like how did you
Speaker 4: get how did.
Speaker 2: You get this girl? Do you use like romantic things
Speaker 2: to like win people over? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, enough to be made fun of.
Speaker 4: Like there was one day I had roses in my
Speaker 4: bag for somebody else, and I thought would be a
Speaker 4: good idea to go to my cousin's room to like
Speaker 4: grab some weed. And then I got in my cousin's room,
Speaker 4: his dad was there, my parents were there, because we
Speaker 4: went to the same college.
Speaker 2: Right, they were all there to get some weed.
Speaker 4: No, you're all there because it was like one of
Speaker 4: those weekends where parents are there. And I was like, uh,
Speaker 4: i'll meet everybody later. I'm gonna go hang out with
Speaker 4: this girl. Give her these roses. But I didn't say
Speaker 4: I was going to give her these roses. But they
Speaker 4: saw the roses poking out of the bag, and You're dad.
Speaker 2: Was like, dad, nigga kids, wow, hurry, so aggressed. Your
Speaker 2: mama was like what I mean, your family's from Chicago.
Speaker 2: It was like, what is this.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of roasting going on in that room.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, right, right right, I gotta
Speaker 4: do this in secret.
Speaker 1: Back then, flowers were romantic. Now it's kind of like, Okay,
Speaker 1: everybody's fucking yeah flowers.
Speaker 2: So that's not even that's not true.
Speaker 1: It's somebody listening right now who's never gotten flowers, but
Speaker 1: someone who's listening to the pot listener. If you have
Speaker 1: not received flowers ever, please hit us up and we'll
Speaker 1: find a way to get some flowers to you.
Speaker 2: But bye, we we mean ye will okay, Will got
Speaker 2: the money in La Sydney, Washington on Facebook you had flowers?
Speaker 2: What else is like? What else is romantic?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: You know I stole an idea from uh, road Rules, which.
Speaker 2: Is a terrible which is not a movie, it's it's
Speaker 2: a show.
Speaker 3: But this dude, yes, I remember, yes, from road Rules.
Speaker 4: No, he was like Filipino or something, and he uh
Speaker 4: drew a rose And I was like, I was an
Speaker 4: art student up until I started.
Speaker 2: You went to a morehouse for art.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 1: You went to a historical black college for art. I
Speaker 1: know they were laughing that Martin Luther King graduated from
Speaker 1: for art to draw, to use your hands, not to
Speaker 1: build ship, to draw, just drawing picks.
Speaker 2: So you watch your your jail pins. I got my
Speaker 2: jail pins.
Speaker 3: I drew a girl a rose, and I wrote a
Speaker 3: poem about her.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, any of you remember any of the amount
Speaker 2: of any of the stands.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I think I took uh a Warren G song
Speaker 4: played Quentin Millard the situation I had, I wrote, I
Speaker 4: wrote the Warren g lyrics around this just rose that
Speaker 4: I drew.
Speaker 2: Gave it to her.
Speaker 4: It was my high school girlfriend. She was like, oh
Speaker 4: this is great, thank you, Like she was so touched,
Speaker 4: and I was like something to that.
Speaker 2: I got to spend no money then to go on
Speaker 2: Amazon to get some more pains. Yea in high school,
Speaker 2: A grown ass bitch is not gonna I don't want
Speaker 2: no painting. Oh hell no, Okay he didn't even say
Speaker 2: it was the painting since he said he drew.
Speaker 3: It was number two pencils.
Speaker 2: I do not want any was it? Color?
Speaker 3: Does not even it?
Speaker 2: There was some shading, Wow, it was some light shed.
Speaker 2: Not romantic.
Speaker 6: It was.
Speaker 4: It was beautiful and I hope she has it still
Speaker 4: up now in her house, got it, husband and children.
Speaker 1: Somebody is framed, somebody pet on it. Okay, it's definitely
Speaker 1: not it's at the pea house.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: So wait, so then, yeah, that fine girl set me
Speaker 4: off where I was like all right and like I
Speaker 4: have It was like a weird situation where she was
Speaker 4: dating my friend.
Speaker 2: Oh so you ain't ship yeah kind of.
Speaker 4: I wasn't shipped up until twenty eight, so so there
Speaker 4: was like her friend was a friend of mine, girl, Yeah,
Speaker 4: she was dating.
Speaker 2: Your friend my friend. What's your friend's name.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that in politics.
Speaker 2: It's the woman that the woman was dating another woman. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that is well that's trifling. I know this is a
Speaker 2: movie right here I'm aware of but I.
Speaker 4: Will say a lot of dudes in Morehouse were like, damn,
Speaker 4: how you do that? I was like, I truly, truly
Speaker 4: don't know, didn't try that good will.
Speaker 2: I'm that Yeah. It's not the dick that's that good
Speaker 2: because he had to get her.
Speaker 3: It's the charm I was. I was very charming.
Speaker 2: You were using all work, yeah, like whatever you need.
Speaker 3: She was an art student as well, so it was
Speaker 3: she was also dumb.
Speaker 2: You were swiping those meal plans like crazy you're doing.
Speaker 4: Next when you think about the innocent charm man, I
Speaker 4: got lunch for free every day because you were poor?
Speaker 2: Uh, I was poor, but I was in college. Oh
Speaker 2: for college?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: I thought you meant like you were on the free
Speaker 2: lunch program.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, like growing up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I was. I would. We were poor.
Speaker 1: My mom was like, I'm not giving you food if
Speaker 1: they have food at the school, and it was like
Speaker 1: it's not good and she was like, well we are
Speaker 1: eligible for it, so you go eat it.
Speaker 2: And it was like, but they what food up? So
Speaker 2: what's your favorite romantic comedy?
Speaker 4: Fair to Launch is one I really enjoy Failure to
Speaker 4: Lunch with Matthew McConaughey and Sarah Jessica Parker.
Speaker 2: Oh did they do another movie together? I think they did.
Speaker 2: They did, uh or maybe I'm thinking of Kate Hudson. Yes,
Speaker 2: I think you did How.
Speaker 3: To Lose Guy in Ten Days?
Speaker 2: Or Fool? What is it? Fool? Goal was Matthew McConaughey
Speaker 2: and that also with her no Ohwen Wilson. I think.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Recactling these blood it's just crazy because it's like it's
Speaker 1: the same kind of story but with like different.
Speaker 2: Variations at age, it's just like yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all are like but you know what's gonna happen
Speaker 1: to right, Like in ten Days You're like, oh, they
Speaker 1: gonna fall in love?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's a bit or something.
Speaker 4: For a minute, they were doing that with the Morris
Speaker 4: Chestnut and Gabrielle Union, Yes, they were, and uh and
Speaker 4: Vivid the Fox there it was like or Jamie was
Speaker 4: to play that game?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I love That's one of my favorite movies.
Speaker 3: Really took and play that game? And uh fuck? What
Speaker 3: was that other one?
Speaker 2: What about Woo? Yeah, with Jada Pinkett and Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 2: That Dave has quietly been in like a bunch of moves.
Speaker 3: You've got mail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dave Chappelle is like fifty years old, I know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Like he's been in a lot of
Speaker 2: like he's something now, right, He's.
Speaker 4: In stars and it's funny to why it's pretty good.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen it, but I saw the movie is good.
Speaker 3: But he's he's also like pretty good in it.
Speaker 2: Is that technically a romantic comedy? I mean romantic? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's a comedy a romantic funny
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 1: I don't know that scene where he's like, hey, I
Speaker 1: just wanted to look at you. I laughed, that's funny
Speaker 1: as fun just watching the trailer, of course, Hey I
Speaker 1: just wanted to look at you one more time.
Speaker 2: Bye. Wait, So what's the plot of a failure to launch? There? Launch?
Speaker 4: Is this kid this well, Matthew McConaughey can't move out
Speaker 4: of his parents house. So he a bum, A bum
Speaker 4: like me I used to like I used to be
Speaker 4: he was.
Speaker 3: And and there's hope.
Speaker 4: That's why I think I like it where you're like
Speaker 4: you can be a bum and you can get out
Speaker 4: of that bum life.
Speaker 2: Okay and move on up.
Speaker 4: But it's like Sarah Jisica Parker is a woman whose
Speaker 4: job it is to get grown men out of.
Speaker 3: Their parents house.
Speaker 2: What job is that? Some weird ass? That's not a job.
Speaker 2: They made that up for her.
Speaker 4: A babysitter for the movies Coach. Yeah, and Zoe Deschanel
Speaker 4: is in it being weird and.
Speaker 2: That's her brand. Okay, quirky, she's a.
Speaker 3: Quirk She's a quirkster.
Speaker 2: What is she in the movie?
Speaker 3: The roommate or something? Sarah just sparking for some reason,
Speaker 3: has a roommate and she's the roommate.
Speaker 2: Even though she's trying to help.
Speaker 1: Yeah, since you can't help me, you have a roommate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how damn mom is my roommate?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So what's the difference here?
Speaker 3: But it's a good movie.
Speaker 2: Why why is it a good movie? I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's the thing about rom comms.
Speaker 4: They're not very good. But the story is so simple
Speaker 4: that I can watch it over and over and be
Speaker 4: like that wasn't bad. Like you can put it on
Speaker 4: and you're like, that was fine.
Speaker 1: I do like a movie like that, Like I like
Speaker 1: everyone hates Catherine Heigel, but like I like twenty seven indrests.
Speaker 4: I thoroughly enjoyed that terrible scene where they're like dancing
Speaker 4: and singing. It's totally unrealistic, and then they fucking the
Speaker 4: car outside. It's like, what do you guys doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had sex in like a folkswaggen.
Speaker 3: Beetle for the ring in the trunk.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't watch that, but I hated Knocked Up because
Speaker 1: it was too real. He was like, where the fuck
Speaker 1: is the romance that's good about this?
Speaker 2: Did seth Rogan?
Speaker 3: And it's like, yo, you settle, Hey, the babies coming.
Speaker 2: What was the storyline for Knocked Out? Well, he was
Speaker 2: a stoner, But how did they meet?
Speaker 4: At after party? She just got a bump up in
Speaker 4: her job and she went out with her girls and
Speaker 4: then and he was like the there. Yeah, he was
Speaker 4: like with his buddies, like.
Speaker 1: Like he probably knocked over her drink or something like
Speaker 1: that and had to like get her new one.
Speaker 3: And then they go to his place and uh. Honestly,
Speaker 3: the scene is problematic but.
Speaker 2: Romatic because she says no and he's like oh.
Speaker 4: Well he She is like get a condom and he's
Speaker 4: like okay, and then she says, uh, just do it already.
Speaker 2: And then he ain't.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have a condom on any fox her and
Speaker 3: then she's pregnant.
Speaker 2: That is problematic. It's very problematic, is that eager to
Speaker 2: Sai's rogued?
Speaker 3: That was like what nine seven?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the whole but nobody that wasn't talked about
Speaker 4: very much about how like oh.
Speaker 2: Because it went it you need to have a clear benefit.
Speaker 2: They don't talk about it, talking about wrap your tiny
Speaker 2: dick up. I'm not having your like ginger babies. Is he?
Speaker 2: Is he a ginger? He's a ginger, isn't he?
Speaker 1: So the whole movie they made her look like this
Speaker 1: whiny complaint bitch, but it's like he is a bump.
Speaker 2: But also I was like, since you got five hundred
Speaker 2: dollars for the aboard, so yeah for the abort for
Speaker 2: the she just got a bump in her pag. Yeah
Speaker 2: you didn't need she couldn't just you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you didn't have to have It's true, and I
Speaker 4: mean there's options, you know, at that stage, it's totally
Speaker 4: fine to make that, right.
Speaker 1: I just got promoted it. I'm having a busser's baby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not a chance, a bartender's baby.
Speaker 3: That's when you're like pro choice.
Speaker 2: But I love when you're like how many flights up?
Speaker 2: Are we just like throwing your body down the stairs?
Speaker 2: But I got a.
Speaker 1: Feature of the movie because it was like, oh, messy
Speaker 1: white people having like ratchet situations happened to them too.
Speaker 4: I feel like if they made it now, they'd step
Speaker 4: out that conversation about ay by the way, that kindom shit.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe that needed to be a bigger discussion.
Speaker 2: Well what was the what was the.
Speaker 1: Black rom com? Jamie Fox was in it and the
Speaker 1: whole plot of the movie is them trying to get
Speaker 1: some condoms?
Speaker 2: So which is the movie? It's just them trying to
Speaker 2: go get some condoms.
Speaker 1: Well, the date started where they went to the Chinese
Speaker 1: restaurant and he and they were like, Jamie Fox is ugly,
Speaker 1: and I was like he is. And I love that
Speaker 1: because in uh, like these other rom coms, we're supposed
Speaker 1: to pretend like, oh, this guy is like somewhat attractive
Speaker 1: or there's something about him, and it's like he is ugly.
Speaker 2: These are not attractive. Sorry, I just most yeah, most
Speaker 2: like who they I don't know.
Speaker 4: That's why Knocked Up as good too, because like Seth
Speaker 4: rogen is realistically attractive.
Speaker 2: I think right, no, no, all right, it's hard a
Speaker 2: man talking to yah.
Speaker 7: They got a nice personality, his eyes, fingers, he got
Speaker 7: a neck, he's doing his best.
Speaker 1: Come on, but the women are always hot and the
Speaker 1: men are never attractive.
Speaker 3: That was a yeah.
Speaker 4: If they could write a new one where it's like, realistically,
Speaker 4: you both look the same, like.
Speaker 1: Y'all the same at the end of the day. Rom
Speaker 1: comms is really for ya, niggas, you know, it's really
Speaker 1: for y.
Speaker 2: Historically it has been Yeah, really, I feel like it's
Speaker 2: for women.
Speaker 3: That's what they try to market it as.
Speaker 1: Like if it's for a woman, why can't he just
Speaker 1: be attractive and like put the dick down and then
Speaker 1: like put on a condom.
Speaker 2: That's a rom comms to me? Is you watching the
Speaker 2: wrong movies? You gotta go home and watch like a
Speaker 2: Hallmark movie.
Speaker 1: Those are great, like a Homemark holiday movie where it's
Speaker 1: like a woman who's like rushing citywhere and then she
Speaker 1: used to go like to some small town or a
Speaker 1: car breakdown, and some like some like country dude is
Speaker 1: like I reckon, you need a.
Speaker 4: Tow and then and it's usually starting with some woman
Speaker 4: where you're like, what's sitcom.
Speaker 6: With you on?
Speaker 3: In ninety two?
Speaker 2: And you're like, is that the chick from and you're
Speaker 2: trying to remember she is for the movie My rom
Speaker 2: com is how Stella got her groove back.
Speaker 1: Yes, girl, bitch be with this young dude who's like
Speaker 1: he's like seventeen. It's like, yeah, Angela, like you're doing
Speaker 1: some like reckless shit right now.
Speaker 3: So Stella, I can't change being thirty.
Speaker 2: When it's done. My friend hates that movie because the
Speaker 2: accent is so mad.
Speaker 1: He's like, excuse me, are you dining in long she's
Speaker 1: like at brunch gross?
Speaker 2: And then seeing what he's like, my god, with those
Speaker 2: shorts on blue shorts.
Speaker 1: And then remember when they're in the canopy bed and
Speaker 1: she's like they're fucking and she's crying.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't remember that scene. Oh no, there's
Speaker 2: a scene where she's like crying.
Speaker 1: When they first have sex or like no later later later,
Speaker 1: like so that whole movie, the whole premise for that
Speaker 1: is she was like some grown ass woman got her
Speaker 1: shi together and she for whatever reason, was friends with
Speaker 1: Whoopy Goldberg.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well everybody was, but that maybe it hasn't. He
Speaker 2: got so really, who are we.
Speaker 1: To Yeah, it made sense she had a front because
Speaker 1: everybody had that one friend.
Speaker 2: That's super funny.
Speaker 1: That's like rough round the edges older than her too, though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta have like you know, I'm trying to play
Speaker 1: friend the old friend.
Speaker 2: They started.
Speaker 3: They get a movie with Jabki and and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be the best friend.
Speaker 2: No, you can't stay at my house. I'm doing airbnb
Speaker 2: this week. And then you close the door in too
Speaker 2: great one.
Speaker 1: Right in your future you will be a friend at
Speaker 1: like brunch or like at the baby shower.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, it all changes after the baby.
Speaker 2: We're not going to hang out anymore. Many exactly exactly dying.
Speaker 1: And then so one she goes to she flies to Jamaica,
Speaker 1: just to fly to Jamaica. She's like, she's like, she
Speaker 1: needs a little vacation. They fire, No, she quit her
Speaker 1: job and she's like, I need a vacation. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: she han't with her because does whoop he die in
Speaker 1: that movie?
Speaker 2: Yes, that was she sick or something. Yes, she got
Speaker 2: towards the end.
Speaker 1: She didn't tell her though, But they go to Jamaica
Speaker 1: together because they both work hard or whatever, and on
Speaker 1: her vacation. We deserve a girl's trip, but this is
Speaker 1: like grown woman having a girl's trip because they don't
Speaker 1: really want to do ship. They pushing themselves to go
Speaker 1: out right, yeah right, But while she's at breakfast, she
Speaker 1: meets this young ass dude.
Speaker 2: Are you dining in?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And Angela the orange slice. He's like he's like
Speaker 1: dripping the juice down and she's coming out the pools
Speaker 1: and her body always is looked.
Speaker 4: I mean, got her vacations and you're like, those aren't
Speaker 4: Digg's arms.
Speaker 2: Damn, she has her vacation. Yeah, but that's my wrong.
Speaker 2: It's like this is this is some real ship, like
Speaker 2: you know, she's really living her life. And then he
Speaker 2: doesn't have money like that, but she's not even a citizen.
Speaker 1: Doesn't he come to the United States for her from
Speaker 1: Jamiica and she got kids and he's like eating.
Speaker 2: Cereal and and it's like video games like that's easy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but from Jamaica is a plus one friend situation,
Speaker 1: as at.
Speaker 2: Least he's fine and he has apps, Like at least
Speaker 2: that's attractive. That's what I'm saying. You sound real, uh,
Speaker 2: you sound real passionate.
Speaker 1: I am, because I think there needs to be more
Speaker 1: movies where the woman is doing her thing and it's
Speaker 1: on her terms.
Speaker 2: It was on her.
Speaker 1: That's like every that's every a low movie. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: And she has a movie coming.
Speaker 2: Out, the one where she's like worried about somebody stalking
Speaker 2: her some ship. Enough enough, nobody was stalking. That was
Speaker 2: her husband.
Speaker 1: It's like a Lifetime channel movie brought to big screen,
Speaker 1: beating her open.
Speaker 2: Hand a copy.
Speaker 1: But that's how those lifetime would be, like a pillar
Speaker 1: of the community beating.
Speaker 2: Faster, beating up.
Speaker 3: Lacey Sebert, what is that from She's Party of Five?
Speaker 3: I think trying to make fetch happen?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lacey bet I do love a sloppy Lifetime movie.
Speaker 1: Though they're like she's too young, and then they're like
Speaker 1: some teen girl and the mom is like the same
Speaker 1: age as her as an actress, right, and then it's
Speaker 1: like some dude starring.
Speaker 2: Like okay for us, And every time.
Speaker 1: You're like, wait, he hit her just because she didn't
Speaker 1: make the sandwich right, Like it's always like while she
Speaker 1: got beat for nothing, like she dam but they always
Speaker 1: make it seemed like that's the first time it happened,
Speaker 1: and it's like since he since.
Speaker 2: Before that sandwich is not never one. Yes, you know
Speaker 2: how to make a good sandwich.
Speaker 3: Come on, you saw signs you.
Speaker 1: Wearing sunglasses and you not at brunch. That's weird, Like
Speaker 1: you're just wearing sunglasses all week long. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what my favorite scene from a movie is the when
Speaker 1: Angela bas said, Okay, I mean she gonna come up
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, was in waiting to exhale. When she's like she
Speaker 2: finds out that her man cheated on her for a
Speaker 2: white woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like going through his closet and like putting
Speaker 1: everything in a wheelbarrow and throws it in the car
Speaker 1: and then sets the whole car on fire.
Speaker 2: And then the fire department comes and they're like, ma'am uh,
Speaker 2: it's illegal to burn things that aren't trash, and she's
Speaker 2: like it is and she she nailed that. She won
Speaker 2: an award for that.
Speaker 3: That put a stop to interaction relationships for like fifteen years.
Speaker 2: And here you are as.
Speaker 3: I'm wearing it.
Speaker 2: I allow it, I allow your week. Such a good movie.
Speaker 2: And then there was like a man in that movie
Speaker 2: with a leather vest in the summertime for some reason,
Speaker 2: and he.
Speaker 3: Was Bubba from Bubba Gum.
Speaker 4: It was ragged, right, wasn't it Bubba from Bubble Gum
Speaker 4: Shrimp from Forrest Gum?
Speaker 2: Maybe? Possibly, possibly he was in that movie.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Did he have on the same vest with no shirt underneath? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I believe so.
Speaker 3: See, I want to be that. I want to be
Speaker 3: in a black rom com.
Speaker 2: I want to make a black I.
Speaker 1: Feel like they used the same characters for black roncins
Speaker 1: they do. Yeah, well that Kevin Hart had that what
Speaker 1: what is it? The best night ever?
Speaker 3: Like about last night?
Speaker 2: About last night?
Speaker 3: Yeah, with Kelly Berry's X with the hair the eagle
Speaker 3: with no what's his name?
Speaker 1: Oh, Michael Michael yeah skin, yes, very very hot. And
Speaker 1: then they what's her name? Joy Bryant? They found her
Speaker 1: from underneath the rock and they were like, let's put yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like go your for it?
Speaker 2: Still good, let's go.
Speaker 3: Who else was Regina Hall?
Speaker 2: Regina Hall? It wasn't It was actually cute, but they
Speaker 2: it was a remake. They yes, rob Okay.
Speaker 1: I met Michael Ealy once and I was disappointed at
Speaker 1: how dusty he looks already, and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh my god, like he just was early
Speaker 2: in the morning or something that was like mid day.
Speaker 2: We were doing some stuff for like some high school
Speaker 2: or something like for the kids, and it's like, that's
Speaker 2: how you you show up for the kids.
Speaker 4: Kids, that's what this is what you don't have no
Speaker 4: high school. They got to like, I don't know, look
Speaker 4: at you and be like, oh, he really is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no they weren't. They were like, who's that
Speaker 2: old guy with the with the nice eyes. What's he doing?
Speaker 2: And I was like this, Michael Ely my top top
Speaker 2: tier romantic.
Speaker 1: It's not a comedy, but just romantic movie is Titanic
Speaker 1: because they were problematic whites. Also, yes, she was engaged
Speaker 1: to somebody else and banging a poor man want a
Speaker 1: ticket to the book?
Speaker 3: That movie was way too poor man though he could draw.
Speaker 2: A full circle. It comes always back to you man,
Speaker 2: draw Yeah, well, I mean like you tell your friends.
Speaker 2: And he was like, I'm cool, I got this, show
Speaker 2: me wearing this. Okay, just this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what she wins because she had
Speaker 1: enough room to put Jack on that board and she's
Speaker 1: like ah, she's like you got to.
Speaker 4: Work for it's gonna get weird New York. That can't
Speaker 4: be like, where's where's Billy zaying? Don't worry about Billy zaying,
Speaker 4: but I got this, nigga.
Speaker 2: Don't worry. She's like, no, that is a romantic comedy.
Speaker 2: That was funny. I laughed, Yeah, when she's funny.
Speaker 3: When they played the violins down in.
Speaker 2: The basement for the poor people, Yeah, come and all
Speaker 2: the rats are dancing like.
Speaker 1: This with dignity, dignified when it's like, y'all shouldn't have
Speaker 1: been on that boat anyway. I mean, yeah, wasn't her
Speaker 1: family like poor, like she had no money left and
Speaker 1: that's why she was marrying that guy for money.
Speaker 3: It was Billy Zane, right, she was marrying Yeah, she
Speaker 3: was marrying Billy Zane.
Speaker 2: Has he been in anything else?
Speaker 3: He was Inlander.
Speaker 2: Billy Zane is like Billy Bob Thornton adjacent. That's what
Speaker 2: he is.
Speaker 3: I can see that.
Speaker 2: Really. Mm hmm. Well, Billy Bob had sex with Helly Berry,
Speaker 2: which was I listened this not seem like it was real? Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I'm there's no way.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: Holle knew for a fact that she was gonna win.
Speaker 1: She knew because I was like, when you read that scripts,
Speaker 1: did you really was like, this is groundbreaking? But it
Speaker 1: seems like halle Berry to me feels like she don't
Speaker 1: read the whole script before she says yes, she'll read
Speaker 1: like a couple of pages and she'd be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I could do this.
Speaker 2: She's like, is there a terrible wig involved? Yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: do that. That's for me.
Speaker 3: Is did involved?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: Because did he was? Well? The story?
Speaker 1: Okay, story, let's get into the story. What was the
Speaker 1: story for Monster Ball? The story was Monster Balls by
Speaker 1: the name.
Speaker 4: Of the movie, right, Monsters, Monsters, monster Balls, Dance, Monstership.
Speaker 1: It's a Lady Got Tour, Oh monster Ball? Oh nice,
Speaker 1: Hey look at that and Lady Got Got. It all
Speaker 1: comes back to the stars born.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, y'all didn't see that a lot. You all
Speaker 2: got that on repeat. Y'all went three times at all weekend.
Speaker 1: But the plot of the Monsters Ball is Billy Bob
Speaker 1: Thornton is the cop, the son is working at the
Speaker 1: same uh jail or whatever, and then Holly Berry's husband
Speaker 1: whose Diddy is on death row and they kind.
Speaker 2: Of for what which is I don't know, we don't
Speaker 2: know what he was in death row?
Speaker 1: Ridiculous, Yes, but I did liked the story about like
Speaker 1: Diddy's on death row.
Speaker 2: I did think I was like, oh this, you were
Speaker 2: like kill him. I did feel like the acting was
Speaker 2: pretty good for Diddy, so I was like, look at him.
Speaker 2: It was I was like compelled, A tear almost came down.
Speaker 1: And then what happened was Billy Bob Thorton's son when
Speaker 1: Diddy was doing his last walk before he gets electrocuted
Speaker 1: or whatever, he throws up, so he's like he ruins
Speaker 1: this man's walk and then he somehow meets Holly Berry
Speaker 1: after that.
Speaker 2: I'm not so did Billy Bob pull the switch? No?
Speaker 1: He was there, Yeah, he was there, and I worked
Speaker 1: with my dad on death like on Death Row, and
Speaker 1: then he like, who plays the son Heath Ledger. It
Speaker 1: was actually he was really fucking good in it. He
Speaker 1: was really good where you're like he was young, He
Speaker 1: was young and that I really liked him in.
Speaker 2: Julius styles that.
Speaker 4: Waste about things I hate about you, full circle bitch.
Speaker 4: It's also it introduced us to Julius styles dancing, and
Speaker 4: then she would later dance and save the Last Dance.
Speaker 1: Okay, see, I've never seen that movie and I cannot
Speaker 1: bring myself to watch Last Dance. It's unacceptable black dudes
Speaker 1: teaching her how to dance, So she's getting into Juilliard
Speaker 1: or wherever.
Speaker 2: The hell she's trying to go.
Speaker 3: Clark was almost in that movie.
Speaker 2: Really, he was gonna be the dude high school corny dude. No,
Speaker 2: it was so bad.
Speaker 1: And then every time Julius styles with the prototype for
Speaker 1: the for the chick that would date a guy.
Speaker 3: Like him, she was in every fellow right after that,
Speaker 3: right where with.
Speaker 2: Him also.
Speaker 1: Where I was like, this was unacceptable, this was this
Speaker 1: could have went straight to DVDDE.
Speaker 2: Wow did that go out into theater? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it was like under the helm of like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's crazy. Did you know how Fella was about interracial couple?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We did know that. We didn't know.
Speaker 1: I did not know that it was about an inter couple. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we didn't care about it. So were they speaking
Speaker 1: Shakespearean English in that movie? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Which I was it Zine and Wine and Wilson only
Speaker 4: one like the New Romeo and Juliet with Leo.
Speaker 3: That was great. That was good and the only way
Speaker 3: I can watch, Yeah, in clear dance. That was good.
Speaker 2: Were they also speaking in shakes?
Speaker 3: They were, but you couldn't really tell because it was
Speaker 3: like modern day.
Speaker 1: Because Leonardo Kaprier was like, I'm not memorizing all these
Speaker 1: damn words, but that and VI Romeo and Juliet you
Speaker 1: could tell they had a real budget, like the old
Speaker 1: Fello was like Cinemax.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very like we're just gonna put this
Speaker 2: on the cable. It's like, we got twelve dollars, so
Speaker 2: let's make it work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got a handicam.
Speaker 2: You kissed that black dude?
Speaker 1: But Romeo and Juliet is like, like, that's I mean,
Speaker 1: that's not a comedy. I mean, it's kind of funny
Speaker 1: that they both thought that.
Speaker 4: I think so, I mean, it was kind of fun
Speaker 4: It's funny when one of them wakes up like they
Speaker 4: did killed myself.
Speaker 3: The other person wakes up like, wow, they killed themselves.
Speaker 3: They didn't get the plan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like I would I can. It's funny
Speaker 1: because I was like, I've never been in love.
Speaker 2: Like that, right, I was gonna say, do I want
Speaker 2: to be in love like that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: You don't, I don't think No. It seems it's like abusive,
Speaker 2: you know what it is? All those people that did that,
Speaker 2: they didn't have cell phones. No, they didn't know that
Speaker 2: they were they didn't have social media. They didn't know that. Like,
Speaker 2: we have other things to do. I'm not killing myself
Speaker 2: because you died. There's several options out. Let me see
Speaker 2: what's happening on hinge, Like, I don't.
Speaker 4: Have time to be about your find someone else, seriously, literally,
Speaker 4: eventually I'll be here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like fifteen year old kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the person that pick is coming to pick up
Speaker 1: his body, like I can fall in love with him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, com your man dies. Yes, the corner comes and
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, we got the same eighth period class.
Speaker 3: Like that's the corner slip out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all of a sudden, what a yeah, that's write this.
Speaker 2: I'm down.
Speaker 3: Okay, the movie A Black rom come this time.
Speaker 2: I would want to I.
Speaker 1: Would want to do The Wedding Planner But like I
Speaker 1: like the Wedding Planner because I mean it's in San Francisco,
Speaker 1: which is like a very.
Speaker 2: Is that I don't know where any of these movies
Speaker 2: are said, but.
Speaker 4: You knew that it's ironically a major plot point because
Speaker 4: as she's like trying to get her shoe out of
Speaker 4: the sewer, it's on.
Speaker 2: A hill where a trolley car No, it was a
Speaker 2: trash can.
Speaker 3: Is like falling down on her and Matthew McConney saves
Speaker 3: her and go the whole run.
Speaker 2: Did she do it again again? All right, you are?
Speaker 2: But did her and Matthew McConaughey do like two movies together?
Speaker 3: Was who wasn't Maide in Manhattan?
Speaker 2: That was like, I feel like it was Matthew accona,
Speaker 2: another guy with dark hair.
Speaker 3: He was rayed for something like that, or Liam.
Speaker 2: Liam or a rafe what a race finds? Maybe Raye finds?
Speaker 2: I think, oh where else? Look at that He's he's
Speaker 2: Devil's prouduct also up there. I love the Devil Wars product,
Speaker 2: but do not like Anne Hathaway.
Speaker 3: I like her.
Speaker 2: We could have taken her out in the movie She's born.
Speaker 1: She's like bland, she's nice nothing he said, Princess Diaries.
Speaker 2: No that just because you do that's like not enough. No, No, she.
Speaker 3: She gets a bad rap.
Speaker 1: It's her face. She has like a face that I
Speaker 1: don't like. She looks like she's dead pan, she said,
Speaker 1: he said, a basst hounds giving.
Speaker 2: Lord.
Speaker 1: Something happened though where she They cast her as catwoman,
Speaker 1: and I was like, there's nothing sexy about her, and
Speaker 1: that's when I was.
Speaker 3: Like no, but I think that's when everything went south because.
Speaker 2: She's because she's been constantly working exactly. Yeah, the Princess
Speaker 2: and the Devil.
Speaker 3: Worst product is that's a good thing.
Speaker 2: But no one watches that movie for and you watch
Speaker 2: it for Meryll and to watch right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not gonna, I mean all this Lesburg.
Speaker 2: But you know what, I went to de Luco where
Speaker 2: it's movie is so good.
Speaker 1: I watched it on a flight the other day, Like
Speaker 1: not the other day, but the last time I was
Speaker 1: on a plane and I was like, I watch it
Speaker 1: like I don't know, but you know all the words.
Speaker 2: You know, Stanley Tuci. I'm gonna finally get to see Paris.
Speaker 2: She'll work here.
Speaker 1: No, but the best best rock ever is something about
Speaker 1: Mary that is love is It's the most outrageous and
Speaker 1: it's like Ben Stiller, Yeah he looks like that, but
Speaker 1: everything else makes up for it.
Speaker 2: Also, the writer of Green Book made that really read
Speaker 2: booked the movie Marshela that's out right now? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: Is he also an artist? Does he talk? They made No?
Speaker 2: He doesn't.
Speaker 4: I wish he did, but they made me. It's the
Speaker 4: Fairly brothers who made me. Myself and Irene and all
Speaker 4: that ship. One of them is now, oh he makes
Speaker 4: serious movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, I'm like, what I've heard good things about
Speaker 2: the movie.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say to that movie about the
Speaker 3: Siamese Twins.
Speaker 2: Green Book, It's stuck on You or something.
Speaker 3: Green Book is like a very Oscar nominated what it.
Speaker 2: Is, where like they has a black friend, the.
Speaker 3: Black dude has a white driver and like back.
Speaker 2: In the day, Yeah, yeah, he's like a really good
Speaker 2: piano player.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the black dude's really just guys that this this
Speaker 1: white driver is really a racist, but.
Speaker 3: He's just so happened to be. I think everybody is
Speaker 3: racist back then they do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're driving him, dude. The black dude is
Speaker 2: not the uber drivers.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that's what really matters to me. It's not
Speaker 2: driving this Daisy. It's miss also a rom com. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Morgan and that lady and Miss Daisy fall in love
Speaker 2: and then they smash. I got no hook up and
Speaker 2: she didn't put her hand in the window, sweaty, and
Speaker 2: then it was like you can come to dark Kelly's
Speaker 2: house and make water.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 2: He's like, it's the pea House, George. We're just gonna
Speaker 2: make this left right here, George, let's not put at
Speaker 2: his house real quick.
Speaker 4: I gotta make water now. That's my takeaway from that
Speaker 4: movie is he calls peeing making water.
Speaker 2: Okay, see I didn't see that movie. I gotta make water.
Speaker 3: I don't normally watch movies like that because I'm like.
Speaker 2: What movie are driving, miss Daisy.
Speaker 4: It's it's one of those where they want you to
Speaker 4: be mad if you're black watching it, but I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't watch them make me get mad.
Speaker 1: Like I've never seen twelve Years of Sleeve because I
Speaker 1: know it's gonna make me angry.
Speaker 3: Same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I watched Rosewood once and I said, yeah again,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: Even feel like they make those movies to make us mad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, and then they're like it up, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: fired up already, Right, I'm already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta go to work still, I'm gonna make
Speaker 2: me laugh. They don't throw no comedy. Is there a
Speaker 2: funny slave movie coming out?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I don't want to see it. Yeah. Yeah, So like
Speaker 2: we got just you know anything that Morris Chestnut is it?
Speaker 2: We got this Christmas and last Christmas, and I did
Speaker 2: like this christo Christmases and uh, what is it? Best man?
Speaker 2: I saw all those? Why did I get married? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why did I get married?
Speaker 1: Too?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's the second. Yeah, why did I get married? Until
Speaker 2: I get married too? There was a two?
Speaker 3: Yeah, why did I also get married? Could have been
Speaker 3: the title?
Speaker 1: But why did I really care about the first one?
Speaker 1: So I was just like anything Tyler Perry does.
Speaker 2: I'm not here for Daddy's Little Girls is good? Well,
Speaker 2: that's because he dreases in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe, but when Gabrielle Union is the lady the
Speaker 1: lead in that, but he had like three kids.
Speaker 2: Gabriel Union is too uppitt eat to date a dude.
Speaker 2: But then that, but he also has a bunch of kids.
Speaker 3: Yes, and and a problematic relationship with his ex wife.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: And he had the side baby, Yes, a baby, the
Speaker 1: whole baby on the side, the whole baby on the
Speaker 1: whole eight pound, eleven outs baby. Oh and wait about
Speaker 1: the what about the movie why do I Hate My Wife?
Speaker 2: Or something like that with Chris Rock I think I
Speaker 2: love my wife.
Speaker 1: I think I love my wife. It's not I think
Speaker 1: I hate my wife. I think I think I love
Speaker 1: And it was Carry Washington, Yes, the one that he yes,
Speaker 1: which makes sense. Yeah again, yeah, I think that was
Speaker 1: like the first movie that I saw her in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but Chris Rock was dry the whole movie, and it
Speaker 1: was not unacceptable.
Speaker 3: Well he was playing like a version like not him.
Speaker 2: Yeah you're not like this. Well I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Maybe he is like that, but he was like just being.
Speaker 2: Like a disgruntled.
Speaker 1: Washington work Kerry Washington just showed up. She had she
Speaker 1: She was fun in that movie.
Speaker 2: Yes, like a little guard. She wasn't taking herself too
Speaker 2: serious movie. I enjoyed her.
Speaker 1: I watched her and I was like, okay, okay, sure,
Speaker 1: I think I love my wife. Yeah, but then y'all
Speaker 1: don't love my wife.
Speaker 2: Wait, didn't Chris do another kind of rom com? Top
Speaker 2: five Rosaria Dawson Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeahs Dawson pops up every every like ten years just
Speaker 1: to like collect the check and leave. Yeah right, because
Speaker 1: she's not really working. I felt like she No, she's
Speaker 1: like Jessica album. Yeah no, just the album, got that
Speaker 1: little the honest, honest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever they do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's making like organic baby diapers or something.
Speaker 4: Sometimes a lot of people will go into more entrepreneurial
Speaker 4: or activist stuff and then they're.
Speaker 2: Like because they make more money that way.
Speaker 1: And it's like, I don't really want to listen to
Speaker 1: this whole read this whole script, and then.
Speaker 2: No, let's just make some babies one thing. Yeah right,
Speaker 2: I'm good. Well, you see, that's what Jessica Simpson did.
Speaker 1: She was not a good singer, but she's making she's
Speaker 1: worth like a billion dollars now because her clothes are
Speaker 1: at like Marshalls.
Speaker 2: I just want to she was not a terrible singer.
Speaker 2: She wasn't a good one. She had Okay, go ahead,
Speaker 2: say sing sing your favorite Musca Simpson song. Ready, go
Speaker 2: us this.
Speaker 1: One.
Speaker 3: But it's the only one.
Speaker 2: That's the only one. That's the only one I mean.
Speaker 1: And then she did the show with Nick and that's
Speaker 1: what I was popped off, Like that was like a
Speaker 1: reality show that everybody I mean, that's the original.
Speaker 2: Was that jumped that started everybody's reality? I love that show.
Speaker 2: It was great. I was like, yeah, she was so dumb.
Speaker 2: I don't believe that she's really that dumb or she
Speaker 2: just right.
Speaker 3: She might be.
Speaker 2: She still she was pilled up. She was definitely on perks.
Speaker 2: She was out of it.
Speaker 1: So she was on Ellen on pills. Yeah, what was
Speaker 1: she promoting on Ellen. She got her Christmas fragrance because
Speaker 1: I couldn't remember when.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I think we're still in love. I
Speaker 2: can't remember. She couldn't re remember anything, and I think
Speaker 2: I love my wife. Yeah, I think I love my wife.
Speaker 2: I think we're still in love.
Speaker 1: So Will, what's like, top five romantic things that you've
Speaker 1: done in this relationship that you're in right now?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: Good one, that's.
Speaker 2: Top five And it's top five most romantic things that
Speaker 2: you've done in Yeah, the relationship. I five, I know,
Speaker 2: maybe three, because I'll give you top to top one. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: that's romantic. That's what gives one of your whole ass
Speaker 2: romanic romance. That's just a Thursday.
Speaker 1: We had the candle out, Yeah we got wasn't it
Speaker 1: was from bed bathroom beyond.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, It's one of those Joe Malone real nice.
Speaker 6: Game.
Speaker 2: It was like for mint or something. We were on
Speaker 2: a rug and whatnot in Miami.
Speaker 3: What have I done?
Speaker 2: I see you over here thinking, I'm like, what if
Speaker 2: I I do a little subtle ship? I mean you
Speaker 2: pay rent?
Speaker 3: I pay rent?
Speaker 2: Romantic Honestly, that's when the lights come on.
Speaker 3: But money is not romantic, Yes it is. I mean
Speaker 3: it can be, and she pays effort.
Speaker 2: How dare you got money? All these gigst she got
Speaker 2: albums out, she's working on her egot. Yeah, he doesn't
Speaker 2: have time, but I mean, well a lot of things.
Speaker 3: I'll pay all if I.
Speaker 1: Must, if I want, if I must, if she's gonna
Speaker 1: leave me, then yeah, if she threatens to leave me,
Speaker 1: it makes the most sense.
Speaker 2: Ese uh no, what do I do?
Speaker 4: Like we take we go on trips a lot of times,
Speaker 4: and like she'll see a jumpsuit, win it out, you
Speaker 4: know her, she loves her jumpsuits, like specific be out somewhere,
Speaker 4: or I'll see it like pulled up on her computer
Speaker 4: and I won't say anything, but then it will be on.
Speaker 2: The bed like like some lawns. Right Tho.
Speaker 3: There you go with a little note. Yeah, I wrote,
Speaker 3: I wrote, you.
Speaker 2: Drew you drew a photo. You drew a picture of
Speaker 2: a jumpsuit and.
Speaker 3: Let me know what you think.
Speaker 1: Drew a picture of panties and then made an ex
Speaker 1: put it on the jumpsuit.
Speaker 2: Get yourself so nice? I like, yeah, yeah, that's from man.
Speaker 2: I think that like just being thoughtful. Yeah, and surprises are.
Speaker 3: Cool, like showing up places when I wasn't expected to
Speaker 3: be there.
Speaker 2: But what is she with somebody else?
Speaker 3: That's a whole other conversation.
Speaker 2: I probably just go pop up, but that's but that's
Speaker 2: the rom com right there.
Speaker 1: He pops up with his little flowers with his jumpsuit
Speaker 1: set up in a bouquet of flowers, and she's with
Speaker 1: somebody else and he's just like, you know, he drops it.
Speaker 2: He runs out, he's crying.
Speaker 3: The camera follows the bouquet down right right right.
Speaker 2: It bounces for some reason.
Speaker 1: It hits the ground and it bounce and then you're
Speaker 1: running down the street and Anderson Park is in the back.
Speaker 3: This is great. I love this movie already.
Speaker 2: And then he almost gets hit by cab.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he falls because there's like a pothole or something,
Speaker 1: and the woman in the cab gets out and she's
Speaker 1: like are you okay? And it's I don't know, and
Speaker 1: that woman is Kerrie Washington. Cab drivers like get up,
Speaker 1: you have to move. It's not a cab though, it's
Speaker 1: an uber but it's like, I give.
Speaker 2: One song and she's like, somewhere you can come with me.
Speaker 1: And then Jennifer Lopez pops up and she's like enough,
Speaker 1: and then Winston comes in.
Speaker 2: And it's raining.
Speaker 3: And it's hit by the car. He did that accent,
Speaker 3: having never talked to Jamaican.
Speaker 1: Was like, excuse me, excuse me, excuse I've got it,
Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 2: Excuse change.
Speaker 3: Being from Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, oh that was that movie was I
Speaker 2: would never treat me like a yeah, but you ye,
Speaker 2: child at.
Speaker 3: That accent and dance. And then in Brown Sugar there's
Speaker 3: a scene where it's.
Speaker 2: Right, Brown Sugar, Common was in it.
Speaker 4: Right, Common was in rapping song or most most deaf
Speaker 4: most I think Common was in it too. But they're
Speaker 4: wrapped in the Common song. Him and so now on
Speaker 4: the bench, and it's like, it's like he's not It's
Speaker 4: like you didn't hear that song. Yeah, you don't have
Speaker 4: it only you don't even know the song.
Speaker 2: You don't know how that song goes. Why are you rapping?
Speaker 2: It's very weird. He's a weird Yeah, well, Ted Diggs
Speaker 2: is a weird man.
Speaker 1: His hats okay, hold on, hold on, I will I
Speaker 1: will say, honestly, I feel like he follows all meetings
Speaker 1: in New York. I have served him numerous times. He
Speaker 1: is like life of the party type guy. The hats
Speaker 1: are always terrible, but he tips wonderfully. So I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna talk too much. Ship the movies is.
Speaker 2: Trash, but he is a nice he's a nice guy.
Speaker 3: Probably he's got some of that money.
Speaker 2: He's spending her money because so they have a just
Speaker 2: they have a son together, right, and he's probably getting support. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like makes more money than she.
Speaker 3: Rosney.
Speaker 1: Okay, she's still making those those wicked checks or whatever,
Speaker 1: and she he So he was like, oh, my son
Speaker 1: is not black, he's mixed. And he was like, no,
Speaker 1: you're you're a black son. Yeah, my son is not black.
Speaker 2: He's minxed. That's how hard, that's how strong her money is.
Speaker 1: But somebody hit him up on Twitter and was like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: well when the cops stopped your mixed son, they're gonna
Speaker 1: they don't think he's black or they don't think he's white.
Speaker 2: And he was like, they're gonna think he's mixed. He
Speaker 2: never spoken to a cop. He's like, excuse me, what
Speaker 2: he's gonna do is he gave his son a card?
Speaker 2: This is uh yeah. Adele is who said that hid Adele.
Speaker 2: He didn't even care. He knew he was dead wrong
Speaker 2: but wrong about it.
Speaker 1: He didn't give an He's like, I'm not going back
Speaker 1: his his his to pay was too tight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got okay, well Wrapp Yeah, are you going
Speaker 2: to the George Street House? Where is it? I don't know,
Speaker 2: to drop some water. I gotta make water at the
Speaker 2: George Street listen, Will, thank you so much for being here.
Speaker 1: If maybe let's go around the table the romantic comedy
Speaker 1: that you feel like everybody should see at least once.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's a comedy, but Eternal Sunshine
Speaker 4: in the Spotless Mind, I have never one of the
Speaker 4: greatest movies ever.
Speaker 1: Okay, Sid, do you have one made in Manhattan? Because
Speaker 1: that's the realst movie. I think she's actually Puerto Ricanan
Speaker 1: in that, so she is actually Latin. Yeah, okay, and
Speaker 1: I just anything that just you watch how Stell got
Speaker 1: her groove back.
Speaker 2: That's what I recommend. Yes, thank you guys so much
Speaker 2: for listening this week. Come see us at an Inny
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Speaker 1: Every Sunday you go see him and follow Will Miles
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Speaker 3: And watch my Comedy Central half hour. That's right, I
Speaker 3: gotta go pee.
Speaker 2: Thank you to the lovely Adele.
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