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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Wednesday. It

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Speaker 1: is Humpday, and I have something special plan for you tonight,

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Speaker 1: especially because I was gone yesterday. So let me just

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Speaker 1: lay out for you how the show is going to go.

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Speaker 1: Some are going to love this, some are going to

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Speaker 1: hate it, and I really don't care either. Wake this

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Speaker 1: is how the show is about to go. The cr

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Speaker 1: the continuing Resolution, the spending bill, what's going on in

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Speaker 1: the House of Representatives. We're gonna have a long talk

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Speaker 1: about that to open the show. The who, what, when, where,

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Speaker 1: and why. It might make you feel better, it might

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Speaker 1: make you feel worse, but we have to have a

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Speaker 1: little chat about that, and we are going to in

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Speaker 1: just a moment. That's our one hour two. You can

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Speaker 1: set all that stuff aside. It's history time. I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to give away yet what the history story is

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Speaker 1: about tonight. It begins one hour from now. I will

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Speaker 1: say it involves chopping off people's ears. So if you

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Speaker 1: want to hang out for a nice little history rewind,

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Speaker 1: you might want to do that. I'm going to take

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Speaker 1: a long time telling a wonderful story, and I don't

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Speaker 1: care who likes it or not. If I have time

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Speaker 1: after the history story, and I assume I will, But

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Speaker 1: if I have time, I'll get to probably some illegal

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Speaker 1: immigration stuff, some of the January sixth stuff, emails, voicemails,

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Speaker 1: all that, and so much more. But it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: screaming about this and then History time tonight. That is

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Speaker 1: what's coming on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,

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Speaker 1: let's begin talking about what's happening, why it's happening, Why

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Speaker 1: are they passing a fifteen hundred page bill, Why is

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Speaker 1: this garbage in there? Why is that garbage in there?

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Speaker 1: And we'll discuss the various types of garbage shortly. But

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Speaker 1: I want you first. I want you to walk with

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Speaker 1: me through something. Just a little little analogy here. Just

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Speaker 1: walk with me.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: I started Jesse Kelly's Burgers. You've heard me talk about

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Speaker 1: this before, but this is a burger chain I started,

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Speaker 1: and it started small. Okay, we'll call it sixty years ago.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't even alive, of course, But sixty years ago

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Speaker 1: I came up with the greatest burger recipe ever, and

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Speaker 1: I started Jesse Kelly's Burger Restaurant and it went from

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Speaker 1: one to two too soon. In my hometown we'll call

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Speaker 1: it Houston. Soon there were ten ten locations. Wow, ten

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Speaker 1: locations jesse Kelly's Burgers. That's pretty big. So we're talking

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Speaker 1: about a fairly decent sized company now. But then, just

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Speaker 1: like McDonald's or a Burger King or Taco Bell, Little Caesars,

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Speaker 1: it blew up nationally. People started tasting it from around

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Speaker 1: the country. These burgers are amazing. And I was an

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Speaker 1: ambitious person sixty years ago. And the company begins to

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Speaker 1: grow and grow and grow, and the company gets as

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Speaker 1: big as McDonald's. There's a jesse Kelly's Burgers everywhere you

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Speaker 1: go in the country, and if you visit Singapore, you

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Speaker 1: can eat at one in the airport. That's how big.

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly's Burgers becomes Fortune five hundred company, one of

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Speaker 1: the biggest food companies in the world. That's how big

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Speaker 1: jesse Kelly's Burgers has gotten. But two things have happened

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Speaker 1: over the last sixty years with jesse Kelly's Burgers. Remember

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Speaker 1: this is going somewhere. It's gonna pertain to Congress. That's one.

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Speaker 1: Two is fake story. There's no jesse Kelly's Burgers but

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Speaker 1: something has happened over the last sixty years of this

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Speaker 1: fake restaurant story. Me the CEO of Jesse Kelly's Burgers.

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Speaker 1: I I have gotten rich off of these delicious cheeseburgers,

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Speaker 1: and I've kind of stopped caring about the company. I'm

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Speaker 1: I don't want to deal with profit loss sheets and

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Speaker 1: I want to go to the Mediterranean. I want to

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Speaker 1: negligent CEO. And as my negligence has persisted, Jesse Kelly's

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Speaker 1: Burgers has become a heroin business as well. It started

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Speaker 1: And now this huge fortune five hundred company not only

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Speaker 1: And this has been going on for years and years

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Speaker 1: It's done something bad, something evil for so long that

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Speaker 1: it's how everyone in the company makes a living. Chief

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Speaker 1: the head accountant, Chris, we'll call him. He's the head

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Speaker 1: Chris makes two million dollars a year. We have a

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Speaker 1: He also makes two million a year because there's so

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Speaker 1: You see our delivery drivers. We have drivers going to

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Speaker 1: So the cashier is, the delivery drivers, Chris Corey, everybody,

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Speaker 1: And then back to me. Remember, I'm the fat, lazy

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Speaker 1: pass it down to my son, my youngest son, Luke

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Speaker 1: is he's really shown an interest in business, and he's

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Speaker 1: So Chris walks into this organization that was good at

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Speaker 1: get out of the heroin business. Let's just get back

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Speaker 1: to meat, cheese and buns, guys, Chipotle, Tabasco, little garlic powder.

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Speaker 1: Let's just get back to burgers, shall we. Let me

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Speaker 1: ask you something. Decades and decades and decades of heroin

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Speaker 1: and how easy is it going to be for Luke,

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Speaker 1: the new CEO, to get Jesse Kelly Burgers out of heroin?

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Speaker 1: Is it even possible for a person to come in?

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Speaker 1: He's the chief executive, right, he's not a god king,

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Speaker 1: the boardroom to the cashier, to the delivery driver, to

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Speaker 1: How quick and easy is it going to be for

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Speaker 1: our government, how things work, why they work that way?

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Speaker 1: Why doge Department of Government efficiency might even in the

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Speaker 1: about forty five minutes from now. Before we do that,

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Speaker 2: The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you you can

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Speaker 1: email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com, so

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Speaker 1: keeping you updated. Yes, I'm aware that we're we think

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Speaker 1: or at least it's dying. Let's set that aside for

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Speaker 1: to pass something horrible, and we're going over the why

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Speaker 1: why that may end up being a bad thing inadvertently

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Speaker 1: over time. Over time, the people of countries will start

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Speaker 1: to separate themselves from politics. They'll get obsessed with bread

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Speaker 1: people who occupy government in and around government, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: huge pot of money and they can steal it all. Now,

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Speaker 1: Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: a fact. It's an uncomfortable fact, but it's true. I'll

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Speaker 1: touch on. I'll finish this up because I want to

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Speaker 1: go talk about history. I'm getting my blood pressure up

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Speaker 1: thinking about this whole thing. We're gonna do one more

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Speaker 1: couple more minutes on this, and then we are disappearing

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Speaker 1: into the world of history and I may not even

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Speaker 1: come back. And if anyone has a problem with that,

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Speaker 1: that's too bad. So sad you can email. I won't care.

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Speaker 1: Before we do that, though, let's talk about tunnel to towers.

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Speaker 1: Let's take care of widows and orphans as we are

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Speaker 1: commanded to do. The Christmas season is a wonderful time

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Speaker 1: and can be a very very hard time if you

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Speaker 1: have loss in your family. Can be brutal. As I've

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Speaker 1: told you, it's going to be very hard for my

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Speaker 1: family this year because my dad's gone. Now, I've never

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Speaker 1: had it. I've never in my forty three years, had

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Speaker 1: a Christmas where I couldn't talk to my dad. Now

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Speaker 1: I do what's it like when Dad didn't come home

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Speaker 1: from Afghanistan? When Dad put on a uniform in New

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Speaker 1: York City one day to go be a cop and

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Speaker 1: never came home. What's that like? Tunnel to Towers can't

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Speaker 1: bring Dad back, but they can help the families that

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Speaker 1: are left behind, and they do. And they don't waste

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Speaker 1: your money. They don't spend it on private jets. They

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Speaker 1: spend it on the families more than ninety five cents

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Speaker 1: of every dollar. And all they ask for is eleven

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Speaker 1: bucks a month. Tthnumber two, T dot Org. We'll be back.

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Speaker 1: I've got on animalisid on't mean?

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Speaker 4: Says yes, he Kelly, you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kellys Show. Remember if you missed

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Speaker 1: any part of the show, you can download the whole

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Speaker 1: thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Don't forget History's coming up

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Speaker 1: ten minutes from now. If you're addicted to the news

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Speaker 1: of the day, you're on your own there. I'm tired

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Speaker 1: of it. I want to go do some history. Let's

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Speaker 1: do some lessons from history and have a good time

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Speaker 1: doing that. Chris, why don't you like motown music? I

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Speaker 1: don't understand. Do you not like black music? Chris?

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Speaker 2: Is that it?

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Speaker 1: Are you a racist? Why everyone likes motown? Man? You

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Speaker 1: really don't like Smokey Robinson? Dude?

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Speaker 3: Do it?

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Speaker 1: You've never listened to a Smokey Robinson song? I like, what?

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Speaker 1: What do you listen to? The Jesse Kelly Show playlist? Well,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I can't blame you there. Actually that's

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Speaker 1: I take that back. You knew exactly how to answer, Chris.

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Speaker 1: You always know what to say. Back to our back

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Speaker 1: to our omnibus talk. Mike Johnson came out said this, this.

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Speaker 2: Was the conservative play call.

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Speaker 5: We don't normally like what's called a continued resolution a CR,

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Speaker 5: but in this case it makes sense because.

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Speaker 1: Let me stop right there. We don't normally like it.

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Speaker 1: It's all we've ever gotten. We don't normally like it,

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Speaker 1: but in this case it makes sense.

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Speaker 5: If we push it into the first quarter of next year,

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Speaker 5: then we have a Republican controlled Congress and President Donald J.

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Speaker 5: Trump back in the White House, we'll be able to

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Speaker 5: have more say over the funding decisions for twenty.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I feel better, don't you don't worry? Next

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Speaker 1: time we're gonna get some real not this time. Of course,

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Speaker 1: no no no, no, no no no no, not this time.

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Speaker 1: But next time, guys, cuts are coming, I promise.

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Speaker 5: Now, that would have been an easier thing to do,

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Speaker 5: But then we had circumstances outside of our control. We

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Speaker 5: had these emergencies that are required, so we had.

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Speaker 1: There we go. Now this is well, tell you what.

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Speaker 1: It was Saturday or Sunday last weekend. Sunday last weekend,

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Speaker 1: we were finally done with all our chores, and Bob

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Speaker 1: says to me and the boys, I'd like to sit

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Speaker 1: down and watch a family Christmas movie together. Now I

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Speaker 1: didn't want to sit down and watch a family Christmas movie,

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Speaker 1: and the boys didn't want to sit down and watch

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Speaker 1: a family Christmas movie. You know what Ob said in

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Speaker 1: that moment, because she could see the looks on our faces.

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Speaker 1: She looked around the house and she said, well, I

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Speaker 1: guess I just decorated the whole house for Christmas for nothing.

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Speaker 1: Then you know what that's called. One, that's brilliant. Two

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Speaker 1: that's called emotional blackmail. That's what that's exactly what that is.

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Speaker 1: That's emotional blackmail. Nobody wanted to see Obs sad, so

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Speaker 1: we were like, oh no, we want to, we want

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Speaker 1: to what Mike Johnson's about to do right here. It

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Speaker 1: is sick to see what's wrong. It's exactly what politicians do.

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Speaker 1: It's called emotional blackmail. You're furious that the government is

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Speaker 1: going to continue to fund censorship, that the government's going

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Speaker 1: to fund vaccine mandates, that they're going to fund a

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Speaker 1: massive raise for themselves. But don't you understand it's about

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Speaker 1: the hurricane victims.

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Speaker 2: No, it's a record hurricane season.

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Speaker 5: We had Heleen and Milton, and they just did massive

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Speaker 5: destruction across our red states, frankly in the southeast, in

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Speaker 5: the eastern side of the country. And then we've had

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Speaker 5: farmers who are in jeopardy of permanently.

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Speaker 1: Not just the hurricane victims, the farmers. We can't let them.

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Speaker 2: Down going under.

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Speaker 5: They've had three lost years in a row because of

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Speaker 5: Bidenomics and inflation and other circumstances outside of their control.

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Speaker 5: And so when you cobble those two things together, there's

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Speaker 5: a desperate need for that aid. And that's what adds

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Speaker 5: another one hundred plus billion dollars to the bill, and

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Speaker 5: that's why everybody's uncomfortable with it.

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Speaker 2: I am too.

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Speaker 1: Desperate need. You don't want to take away desperate need. Right,

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Speaker 1: are you going to deny watching a Christmas movie with

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Speaker 1: her after she works so hard on the decorations. It's

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Speaker 1: a desperate need. Just set aside your wallet, the value

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Speaker 1: of the dollar, the future of your children. There's a

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Speaker 1: desperate need. The farmers. And then of course he wraps.

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Speaker 5: It up with this is we have a massive deficit

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Speaker 5: and deficit and a debt problem. Of course in this country,

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Speaker 5: we can begin to address that and shrink the size

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Speaker 5: and scope of government in January with Republican control. But

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Speaker 5: we've got to bridge the gap to get there, and

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Speaker 5: we cannot leave our small farms and ranchers and are

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Speaker 5: inner people who are devastated by their hurricanes out In

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Speaker 5: the meantime, Look.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna totally start making these hard choices and cutting

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Speaker 1: funding and doing all that stuff in a little while,

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Speaker 1: just not right now. The notice he even went from farmers.

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Speaker 1: It was only a minute. It was like a minute

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Speaker 1: and a half long SoundBite, and he even ramped it

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Speaker 1: up during that minute and a half. At first it

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Speaker 1: was just the farmers, then it was the small farmers.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you thought it was these big evil farmers, it's

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Speaker 1: the small farmers. It's herb out there with just a

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Speaker 1: couple of plows and just a couple of years of corn.

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Speaker 1: And unless you destroy your child's future, herb ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: make it herb. It's dying for you. Help her about.

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Speaker 1: I hate that emotional blackmail crap, and you can take

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Speaker 1: that and shove it where the sun don't shine. Mike Johnson,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't work on me, not at all. I take

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Speaker 1: that back. It works when Fred does it. He does

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Speaker 1: this all the time. He'll just randomly. He's learned that

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Speaker 1: if he sits and stares at you, he gets affections,

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Speaker 1: so he'll just come. You just be sitting there, and

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Speaker 1: he'll just sit and stare at you with those big

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Speaker 1: sad eyes, and then you'll find yourself. It happens to

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Speaker 1: me too, Oh Fred, what's wrong buddy? As if something

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Speaker 1: would be wrong for the dog that's been treated like

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Speaker 1: royalty his whole life, we give the stupid dog rough

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Speaker 1: greens so he lives longer. For Pete's sake. I do

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Speaker 1: love that rough greens is gonna make him live longer,

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Speaker 1: because Ab is going to be a wreck when Fred dies,

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Speaker 1: an absolute wreck. Rough greens will help your dog live longer.

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Speaker 1: It's an all natural nutritional supplement you sprinkle on your

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Speaker 1: dog's food. Your dog's food is dead, there's no nutrition

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Speaker 1: in it. It's just empty calories. You don't have to

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Speaker 1: stop giving him that food. Just sprinkle rough Greens on it.

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Speaker 1: Your dog will have vitamins and minerals, probiotics, antioxidants. You

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Speaker 1: won't have to go to the vet all the time.

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Speaker 1: The vet is unbelievably expensive. You want to free jump

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Speaker 1: Start trial bag. Maybe give your dog something for Christmas?

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Speaker 1: A free bag of rough Greens. Roughgreens dot com slash

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Speaker 1: Jesse gets you a free Jumpstart Trial bag, or you

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Speaker 1: can call them eight three three three three my dog.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love this. Did you hear Dick Durbin

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Speaker 1: getting into it with a reporter about his pay increase.

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Speaker 1: Listen to how these people.

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Speaker 2: Think members are giving themselves a pay raise. Do you

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Speaker 2: guys deserve a pay raise?

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Speaker 3: Oh? That's news to me, it's good news. You know what,

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Speaker 3: has it been ten years or fourteen years and no cola,

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Speaker 3: no change at all? And I think it's about time something.

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Speaker 2: Son, here's a piece of port kidding giving yourself a

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Speaker 2: how would I not know about? But I mean I

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Speaker 2: mean people look at the performance of come and say,

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Speaker 2: why should we give them more money?

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Speaker 1: What about the media?

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Speaker 3: Think about that for a second.

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Speaker 2: And we're not paid by public money.

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Speaker 3: I know you're not, but I mean half of your

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Speaker 3: listeners are not there anymore. You're still getting the same paycheck.

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, if you're a taxpayer money, I mean,

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Speaker 1: you guys deserve a raise. Ah. I gotta be honest.

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Speaker 1: I hate both of those people. So I thought that

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Speaker 1: was a pretty hilarious exchange. I enjoyed it immensely. I'm

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Speaker 1: also going to enjoy what we're about to do. I'll

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Speaker 1: give you a few minutes to see if you can guess.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm not going to ask you to guess

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Speaker 1: the exact historical story we're about to tell, but I

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Speaker 1: give you just as we come back from the break,

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Speaker 1: to figure out the time period. See if you can

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Speaker 1: guess within fifty years of the story we're about to tell.

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Speaker 1: And this is the only thing I'll tell you here

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Speaker 1: in America. The story we're about to tell is mostly

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Speaker 1: going to take place in a different hemisphere from where

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Speaker 1: we are. It's not going to take place in this

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Speaker 1: century or the twentieth century. The story is good to

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Speaker 1: involve chopping off years, battle, victory, controversy. Let's have a

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Speaker 1: good time. We are walking away from the news and

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I'll return for the rest of

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Speaker 1: the show. Time to do history, Hang on