WEBVTT - Ep 298: Grumpy Old Men 0:00:01.760 --> 0:00:05.960 Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, 0:00:06.080 --> 0:00:09.680 the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:14.640 crucially important today On This Is Important. 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:19.440 My butt whole story relaxed. I think I would rather 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:22.720 listen to my parents' fuck. This is the only way 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:35.320 I could come be your name due, let's go. Yeah, 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:36.680 I don't know. 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:37.960 I'm. 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:45.519 I'm excited about this one. Oh hell you are? We 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:50.040 love that energy. What's going on? I'm excited about this one? 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:53.120 Does do you have a crazy story? I know what's 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:54.840 going on, man, Hot, hot Hot. 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:56.440 I was hoping you guys are going to bring something 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:59.080 to the table. I'll bring something to the table. That's 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:02.760 what Blake said. You guys are gonna bring something to 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:05.640 the table. I was just excited about this one, dude, 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:07.920 but love, you guys don't have anything to bring to this. 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:11.800 I'll remember when we got remember when we all watched 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:14.760 Nip Tuck just me, and there was a part of 0:01:14.840 --> 0:01:15.920 the watch. 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:18.400 Where the guy like a hot doctor. 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:20.160 They were like, well, what makes you think we can 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:23.199 trust you to do this operation? And he just stood 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:26.240 up with the table, pulled his dick out and put 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:27.040 it on the table. 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:29.560 And then everyone was like yeah, all right, you can 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:32.160 do the surgery. That's cool. Yeah, hot, hot, hot, hot, 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:32.800 What a show? 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:36.480 WHOA And that clear cleared my bar? That was his 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:37.080 his proof. 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:39.040 It was a. It was a It was a different time. 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:42.320 That's Ryan Murphy, and Ryan Murphy is the corniest man 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:46.000 in television, and he when he wants someone's dick out 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:48.320 on TV, he's going to make sure their dick's out. 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:51.200 I loved that show. I might I might do a 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:52.680 podcast rewalk. 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:54.960 I might have to watch it for the first time. 0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:56.840 I have Nip Tuck Talk. 0:01:56.960 --> 0:01:58.400 You didn't watch it back in the day. 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:00.640 I remember Durs would come on to the house and 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:02.120 we would watch Nip Tuck together. 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:07.840 Yeah, Adam, that was our little I feel like I 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:10.960 wasn't invited. It's actually better if you're sitting on my lap. 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:13.560 It was in the living room where you lived, where 0:02:13.600 --> 0:02:15.799 you were jerking off in the room to that age 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:19.480 movie you're watching. Oh yeah, Angels in America. It's an 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:22.200 important play and film. 0:02:22.280 --> 0:02:22.520 Yeah. 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:26.120 I go in Blake's room and he's crying, jerking off 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:32.240 at the same time as one guy was inserting himself 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:36.000 into another man saying I'm affecting you and Blake's crying. 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:39.600 It's a powerful movie, Adam, it's a powerful play. 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:42.960 It's a powerful You got a great ass? How are 0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:45.440 you missing that? That's the guy who was saying it 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:48.320 wasn't it? Where the hell has that one gone? That 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:52.200 might have? Isn't he an Angels in America? Yes, a 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:56.000 alpha cino. Wait alpha gino. That's from the movie Angels 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:58.760 in America. No, no, no, it might as well know. 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:03.600 No great asses from heat right any given Sunday? 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:05.680 No, I think it's from heat. Oh no, you're right. 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:07.360 You're right right, You're right right, right, right, right right, 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:11.000 and you got your head all the way up it god. 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:14.720 And they like said, there's some some behind the scenes 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:17.440 about like he was just freestyling on that part, like 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:18.519 that was unscripted. 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:21.200 That was just I feel like everything. Is he my 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:21.959 favorite actor? 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:22.200 Now? 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:36.480 Al Pacha, Like now as in like fifteen seconds. 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:34.400 Now that I know that, he just goes way off 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:38.320 script and screams about asses on said, I'm like, that's 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:39.720 that's fucking cool, dude. 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:42.840 What a bummer for Evanstone to be dethroned. 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:48.280 Yeah, damn Son like like Ston Steel, Sorry, of course, 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:52.400 of course, of course, I just dude, I bought this 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:54.720 on eBay. I felt like Blake when I was buying it. 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:57.120 You made an eBay purchase. This might be one of 0:03:57.160 --> 0:04:00.640 the first things I've ever bought on eBay. It called 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:03.360 out to me. I'm you know, I have I moved 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:05.640 into a new office. It's in my house, but it's 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:07.000 a new office. 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:11.200 It's really bright. It's really it's really bright for some reason. 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:14.280 There's a light. There's a light. There's almost too bright 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:16.760 compared to what I'm walking about. Yeah, it's weird. You're 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:17.440 in a dungeon. 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:22.119 You do the podcast for the dungeon. But my wife 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:25.719 loves me, so she lets me have an office. And uh, 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:29.919 I'm looking for things, stuff to fill it, right, you know, 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:30.520 And I don't. 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:33.200 I don't collect things in the way Blake does. 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:36.120 So I don't have a lot of mannequin heads or 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:41.480 mac dre miniature posters. So I bought this. Dude, look 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:44.039 at this thing. I can't wait. I wish I had 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:49.440 a drunk but wait, sorry, that's the wrong guys. Were 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:50.280 you guys expecting? 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:54.920 So I was. You're listening. It's like a ceramic Comedy 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:58.360 Central cookie Jar, dude, it's cookie Jar. 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:01.960 Oh Okay, Okay, that is sick. 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:04.640 I get protein bars in here just in cases. Wow, 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:08.680 little hang is that a? Is that a vintage pizza? Vintage? 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:12.039 This is like a that must be off the desk 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:13.200 of like Kent Alterman. 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:15.320 Wait wait wait, so can we get a little bit 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:18.799 more of like the lead up to clicking by dude? 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:20.640 I saw someone where did you? 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:26.600 I saw someone on Facebook and they were like, holy ship, 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:28.120 look what I just found? 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:31.680 So you are still on Facebook? Also very also very cool? 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:33.080 Yeah I was awesome. Yeah. 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:35.120 I don't look at it very often, but every once 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:37.680 in a while check in to see, like which high 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:42.800 school friend of mine has lost their kids disaster? 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:46.320 What you say? Yeah, yeah, I got to check in 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:46.880 to see, like. 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:50.839 Which one has drank themselves to death has lost custody 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:51.840 of their children. 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:55.920 Because of their alcoholism? It's science, and it's about that time. 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:59.719 It's about that time. Who's going on their third divorce? 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:03.760 There's a brad. There's a brad out there that right now, 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:07.080 absolutely brad and I taking swing u. 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:10.839 So but instead of finding that cool shit, I found 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:13.760 something maybe even maybe even cooler than one of my 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:18.520 friends or old friend's lives falling apart? Was this someone 0:06:18.640 --> 0:06:22.640 was like, I found this at a groag sale for 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:25.080 like twelve dollars, like what an epic find? 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:28.400 And I was like, what if epic find? Dude? 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:31.800 So then I went on the eBay and got it 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:33.520 for like I don't know, I think I spent like 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:34.279 thirty bucks. 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:37.039 Can I pause? You? Wow? What I don't need to 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:38.400 know who the friend is. 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:41.400 Is the friend affiliated in any way with Comedy Central 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:42.799 that they would think that this was cool. 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:43.920 It was a comedian. 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:46.680 It was at so and I think it must have 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:49.880 been a Hollywood or like you know, in La. 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:50.600 Grod sale. 0:06:51.880 --> 0:06:56.120 And I'm assuming it was a group called Hollywood e 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:57.120 laits right, Yell. 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:02.480 Holly specifically got it because that's where we connect, and 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.040 that's where it's I found baby blood on there for 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:06.280 like cheaper than anywhere else. 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:09.880 Yeah, it's mostly like old Comedy Central and uh a 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:11.600 drena of adrenal glands. 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:14.200 You go in the back, you call the adrenal glands. 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:18.080 He's in the email. You might be in the email 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:19.320 in the files. 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:23.480 So, dude, I found this piece that's really beautiful and 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:25.400 it looks like it's in great condition. 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:27.880 So then you went on eBay or did you google it? 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:29.640 And then you found it on eBay or did you 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:31.200 know I'm gonna find this on ebil. 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:34.840 That's incredible, I said, I said, what would Blake do? 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:37.400 And I said he would go right on eBay and 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:39.360 he would. 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:42.920 Way over pay for it. But I got a really 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:44.760 good deal. They sent it came right away. 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:46.720 Look at that, Look at that dark But that's my 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:47.440 favorite colors. 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:50.560 It's honestly, it's perfect. That's my favorite color right there. 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:54.280 That's fine, it's beautiful. I knew Blake would appreciate it. 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:58.840 I am envious. And remember this when when we first. 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:04.080 Joined the Comedy Central family we got jumped in, they 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:07.480 had they had this emblem. Yeah, they had this emblem 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:11.520 that with the with the Comedy Central with the skyscrapers 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:12.440 coming out of it. 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:17.440 That was like all Daily Show corner of the Yeah, yes, yeah. 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:20.000 Then it turned into the then that then it became 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:22.760 like a C and then another sea backwards. 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:24.760 I like the new one. 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:26.240 I thought it was a cool update. It was like 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:29.960 going after the like at kind of like we're updating. 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:32.319 That's I think it's like adjacent. 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:36.160 Yeah, it felt it felt very internety and uh yeah 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:40.760 it was cool and I like their like uh bang. 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:45.080 You know how what was they did? Bowny Donkey? Who 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:49.559 did that? I'm doing a bad impression of it. Netflix twice. 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:54.240 What the Comedy Central had like a bit of an 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:55.760 I thought it. 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:58.839 Was like a no that's I don't remember that. I 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:02.760 don't remember that knowing. Look up Comedy Central noise, because 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:06.120 Comedy Central noise. You think I'm gonna it had a noise? 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:08.760 Dude had a noise. Blake, just fucking do it. Okay, 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:12.560 he'll quit. There's no way that's gonna yield results. Comedy 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:13.640 Central noise. 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:15.839 Okay, Hey, I don't know, dude, you're the one, I 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:17.640 guess look it up on epape and Blake, you're talking 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:18.960 to a man who does not yield. 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:19.679 Okay. 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:22.960 When I looked up Comedy Central noise, all I'm getting is. 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:32.280 The noise from Keen Peel, just pictures of noise. It's 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:35.719 all just no It's all just Key and Peel. I'm 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:37.120 sorry that did not yield. 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:47.920 Well, uh, Todd just brought up a very fun, uh 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:49.839 little clicky thing. 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:51.040 What do they call that link? 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:55.080 Well, they show all of the you need some shava, brother, 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:58.800 They show all of the Comedy Central logos and there's 0:09:58.920 --> 0:09:59.680 there's some good ones. 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:05.959 Oh, I love I love watching Logo Logo Evolution. And 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:09.120 if we could when this airs on Netflix, can we 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:13.160 share this image. We would love to share this image 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:15.959 just so people some people can enjoy it. Wig out, 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:19.360 have a good time, dude loose. Look at from ninety 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.720 to ninety one. That one fucking sucks. 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:24.800 That had the shortest life for sure. It's just an 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:27.760 orange box with ha that's bad. 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:30.160 Yeah. Well, also ninety one to ninety. 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:34.280 Two when they went with the skyscrapers exploding out of Yeah, with. 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:37.440 Some purple and orange. That's pre nine to eleven for sure. 0:10:37.480 --> 0:10:39.760 Yeah, that is definitely pre nine elye. I think two 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:42.959 thousand to twenty ten. The one that I got is 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:44.920 maybe is maybe the most bad. 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:47.280 That one's pretty hard. That one's pretty hard, But I like, 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:49.640 I like the whole scope of the world as well. 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:51.559 That's kind of cool. Lets you know that it's a 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:55.360 North American confer We forgot your world, We forgot you 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:56.600 left California twice. 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:59.360 Yeah, Well, and every time you're out of California, you 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:03.800 sort of you and Isaac sort of incessantly talk about California, 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:05.200 about favorite place. 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:08.440 You know, it's weird. What's weird here is I can't 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:10.120 smell the ocean in the same way. 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:13.280 Yeah, Isaac, Isaac, and you will go like, where's the same? 0:11:13.679 --> 0:11:16.960 Like how far do you think we are from California 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:20.240 right now? I don't know, like fifteen hundred miles. I 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:23.240 think we're thirteen hundred miles and jars and I are like, hey, 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:24.760 shut the fuck up, who cares? 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:26.960 Just eat Hardy's. There's no in and out? 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:30.640 Well, come on, come on, what parties Hardy's is what? 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:36.040 That's Carls Junior? Right, No, it's Blake, mister California Carl. 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:39.839 That kind of grows me for a loop. What is 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:43.480 even the point of that? I don't understand. It's very bizarre. 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:47.679 I think Carl's Junior, like people in the on the 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:50.080 West Coast, they weren't fucking with the name Hardy's. 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:52.959 It just that no one wants to be hard too strong. 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:53.959 It was too strong. 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:57.559 One wants to be hardy. Out here, we want to 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:00.559 be long and lean, like you want to be weighty, 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:05.559 like fucking like blowover with augusta wind little bitches. But 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:07.360 in the Midwest, we're like, we want to be hard 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:09.720 and we want to be a little meaty somehow very. 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:12.720 Hair very hairless, and yet very hairy under their arms. 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:14.760 That's what you want out. 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:18.400 Here, whereas Hardy's hairy all over. 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:22.319 Hey, I'm hairy all over a little California sunbar. I 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:24.439 recently buzz I recently, buzz I recently? 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:26.120 Buzz your chest or your back? 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:26.440 Uh? 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:27.559 Yeah, well I do. 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:30.240 I do a one blade on the back so it's 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:32.080 nice and smooth, because I don't want how. 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:35.040 Do you get back there? You stretch? It's got a stretch. Yeah, 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:37.800 oh you do you shave with a razor on your back? 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:40.240 No, it's called a one blade. It's like a it's 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:43.559 an electric razor, but it gets really close and in 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:46.040 the front. I just do a regular because I get 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:48.839 it could poof out where you're wearing it. You're wearing it, 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:50.920 you're wearing a T shirt and it starts to poof 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:51.520 out a little bit. 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:52.240 You don't want that. 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:54.120 You don't want that, so you just have to tame it. 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:55.679 That's to me, it's cool. 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:58.280 But do you ever have it where the needles poke 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:01.680 through the shirt? That's you've gone too short. You've gone 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:03.640 too short if you're with your cutting. 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:04.080 Yeah. 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:07.080 The worst is when i've shaved a few, like Kelvin 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:11.360 Jimstone had a shaved chest, and so my character on 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:14.440 the Righteous Gimpstone, So I would shave that whole time, 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:15.400 and it was the worst. 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:16.040 You'd put on a. 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:18.400 Shirt and then you'd walk around and realize, like, it's 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:22.520 just sticking here, it's drooping all weird on you because 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:25.480 it won't come down because the follicicles have just like 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:29.520 stuck whiskers. The whiskers have clung. Yeah right, I have 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:33.000 clung onto the T shirt clung. Yeah, dang, dude, that's 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:37.760 kind of Mac McClung, the damn right climb dunk contests 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:39.439 on my wife's slam dunk right there. 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:41.200 Okay, good job, guys. 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:43.800 I remember a homie of mine shaved his chest a 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:46.400 lot in college and then hooked up with a friend, 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:49.040 a girl friend that we all kind of knew, and 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:52.080 we're like, oh, and she was like, dude, my fucking 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:54.760 titties are so raw from his chest. 0:13:57.360 --> 0:13:59.880 His chest air just scraping back and fluid on her. 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:04.560 That's the worst, is way. She was very open with you, guys. Yeah, 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:05.360 that's the worst. 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:07.920 When you have a girl in your friend group and 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:10.160 like you, guys, tell me and that has happened to 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:12.439 me one time, a girl in a friend group and 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:15.120 that and I hooked up with her and then she 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:16.760 would just say ship. 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:19.840 To the group and it's not cool about the way 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.920 you make love or yeah yeah. 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:25.720 But that's that's That's what I'm talking about, is harmless. 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:28.040 The way she probably described your weird dick and how 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:30.600 you couldn't find a whole you need. 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:32.520 Another four intests not what it was. It was. It 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:34.480 was the fact. It was the fact that I played 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:39.560 Chili Peppers way too well. We all know why you 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:39.800 do it. 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:41.680 She was like, dude, it's just like I'm never I'm 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:43.880 never going to get the Chili Peppers out of my head. 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:46.400 Gesus so much chili Peppers. Ye. She was right. 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:49.880 Also, it also ruined that band for me as well. 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:51.680 For a while, I was kind of grewing, and then 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:53.680 that that sort of destroyed it for me. I can 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:56.760 never hear California cas Why because when we fucked, what 0:14:56.800 --> 0:14:57.520 are you trying to say? 0:14:57.600 --> 0:15:00.480 No, I would hear it through the wa all that. 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:02.280 I do love the. 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:05.240 Idea of Blake turning on Chili Peppers on the radio 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:07.440 when it comes on and it's like, where's the no, 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:09.720 He's like, this is this the original? 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:11.160 Like, where's the funk sounds? 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:11.680 Yeah? 0:15:13.000 --> 0:15:16.240 Is this like a remix? He thinks it's like he thinks. 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:18.520 The Chili Peppers were like the Night in Nails where 0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:20.440 they just sounds in the background. 0:15:22.040 --> 0:15:27.160 Yeah, tell the cool mom. I'm missing the moment. This 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:33.600 is can stop? Addicted to the oh dream of call? 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:38.280 Where's it is? Out of? 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:41.720 Where's the where's the part where the guy says, two 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:42.640 more fingers in there? 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:52.840 Put it, put a thumb up my ass. He keeps screaming, 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:57.640 this is the only way I can the only way 0:15:57.720 --> 0:16:07.800 I can come. I could go, But I was like, 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:10.600 that's a crazy way to start this song. Off, man, 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:14.480 they fucking that's a hook. Now, now that my whole 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:16.240 story relax. 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:26.520 I suck suck my kiss, under the kiss, under the 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:28.120 bridge of my scrot off. 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:38.000 Blood, sugar, sex, yes, please dream and chugging on. Oh man, 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:39.880 I wish I had way more. 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:45.960 I bet, I bet that's funnier to us, we truly 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:49.680 know how loudly I would play Chili Peppers in the 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:51.360 other room because we lived in a small house and 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:55.880 you didn't want to hear your roommate fucking right, that's 0:16:55.960 --> 0:16:56.440 kind of weird. 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:58.800 Speak for yourself. It's kind of. 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:02.400 Weird to just hear all the all the noises, and 0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:06.920 so I would Blast put on Blast. 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:11.080 Chili Peppers and same album. It's so it's pretty, it's 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:15.720 pretty uh ingrained. It was standard issued. You never switched 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:16.000 it up. 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:18.520 What would you guys rather hear? I think I already 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:20.760 know Adam's answer, But what would you rather hear? 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:21.280 You? 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:25.480 Would you rather hear your parents fucking super loud or okay? 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:26.600 Or a. 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:32.120 Roommate with a girl who like you have like unrequainted love. 0:17:32.240 --> 0:17:32.760 Is that the word? 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:38.560 Like unrequited unrequited, she ain't requested. We're like you have 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:41.359 a crush on her or whatever. But then like your 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:43.080 roommate's just slay. 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:46.600 Well not to be I mean, then maybe I'm kind 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:49.240 of like, wait, so sorry, sort of hot. 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:52.440 So you're just you're listening to a girl you have 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:56.200 like feelings for, probably Jo and at that Who's. 0:17:55.960 --> 0:17:58.040 Like, I'm actually in your roommate and you're just listening 0:17:58.080 --> 0:17:59.560 to them. Smush. 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:02.280 Okay, I thought you meant like a rape situation. 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:03.480 I'm like, yeah, you didn't. 0:18:03.640 --> 0:18:05.480 I wouldn't want to hear that at all, Like I 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:07.280 feel like what you called the police. 0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:08.400 But where did that come from? 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:08.840 Dude? 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:11.800 I know he doesn't know what the word unrequainted? 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:14.359 I love it. Would you rather hear your parents who 0:18:14.440 --> 0:18:17.200 love each other have sex or a woman be raped? Go? 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:22.159 I know my answer, you guys go ye, unbelievable. I 0:18:22.760 --> 0:18:25.480 think it all comes from the confusion of the word unripening. 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:27.840 That's not what it was from. It's my shit got 0:18:27.840 --> 0:18:29.879 a little messed up. So I was trying to rearrange 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:32.440 some stuff while we were having the conversation. 0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:32.159 And. 0:18:33.720 --> 0:18:37.439 Is it the so you skipped your That is what happened. 0:18:37.440 --> 0:18:39.600 I have too many things open, too many things open, 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:40.560 too many files. 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:42.879 Dude. Yeah, that's the issue. We're doing it. We're doing it. 0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:45.920 You're in the so you are in the file. The 0:18:46.000 --> 0:18:47.400 files I knew. 0:18:48.520 --> 0:18:51.440 Well, So, now that you know, would you rather listen 0:18:51.480 --> 0:18:54.760 to your folks fuck like crazy? No, or listen to 0:18:55.160 --> 0:18:58.000 a girl you wish you were in a relationship with 0:18:58.359 --> 0:18:59.040 going at it? 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:02.240 So? So you're madly in love? Madly in love? Are you? 0:19:02.359 --> 0:19:02.399 Just? 0:19:02.480 --> 0:19:03.960 This is like a girl who you're like, Oh my gosh, 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:06.400 it's beautiful. I like her. She's funny. Well, she's also 0:19:06.520 --> 0:19:09.480 getting she's not that into me. That's she's not into you. 0:19:09.640 --> 0:19:12.439 She's what's that guy's name used to that? Greg Barrett. 0:19:12.800 --> 0:19:16.600 She's so Greg barrn about you. And then the roommate 0:19:16.720 --> 0:19:19.359 is just crushing through paper thin walls. That doesn't actually 0:19:19.400 --> 0:19:22.240 she's crushing your roommates. Oh, she's like, shut up, I'm 0:19:22.280 --> 0:19:23.159 gonna ride in your life. 0:19:23.160 --> 0:19:25.280 I don't know. I think I would rather listen to 0:19:25.359 --> 0:19:26.360 my parents' fuck. 0:19:28.040 --> 0:19:28.080 What? 0:19:29.119 --> 0:19:31.000