WEBVTT - #282: Peter's Saucy Tender Balls 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:07.240 Start up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:12.200 Brooklyn Boys, start up Up. They making noise, not up 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:19.200 start up. Episode to eighty two. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast, 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:22.320 one of those forwards and backwards episodes to eighty two. 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:25.960 It's a palindrome. I have a feeling scary. I'm very 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:28.920 excited about this episode. Well, we have a feeling. I 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:31.200 know the name of the episode already. I've done that 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:32.800 a couple of times. We've been right, we haven't we 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:35.800 haven't issued any content yet. I mean, we haven't been spoken. 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:38.640 We haven't ever got off the ground yet. I know, 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:41.280 I just I have a feeling should I? Should I 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:45.760 save it? I mean, well, what basis do you have 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:50.839 to even name an episode when we just signed on. Well, 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:53.720 I usually usually halfway through we kind of get a 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:56.280 vibe at a feeling like, oh, yeah, that's it's gonna 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:59.040 be something with this, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Well 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:03.160 I have a store and somebody yelled something, and I 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:06.160 think I think that's gonna be the title of the episode. 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:11.440 I can wait. Okay, all right, you got a story. Yeah. 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:16.320 It starts with the word help. That's all I'm gonna say. Help, Help, yep, 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:20.000 help me, Ronda it help me, Rnda, help me Rnda. Yeah, 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:21.600 I get her out of my heart. Nope, not that. 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:24.640 That's the Beach boys. I know. Thanks man, thank you, 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:28.520 help us on the way. Help I need somebody help, 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:30.720 not just anybody, help us on the way. That's the 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:34.360 the medical alert. Help us all the way, right. I 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:40.160 just did the Beatles though, help help yourself. Two seconds? 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:46.560 Help me now I'm falling. It's the song help. Let's 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:49.120 see now, let's move on, sure, let's not. Yeah, Welcome 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:52.320 to the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Hey, we hope you're listening 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:55.280 this slice time our companion podcast. A lot. I hear 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:58.520 rumblings in the Brooklyn Boys Podcast Facebook group that people 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:01.920 are not everyone was the life time? How's that possible? 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:05.760 We're not members? I hear things, people tell me things, 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:08.680 Oh were things. I hear things I have I have 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:14.000 spies everywhere. We have we have moles? Uh no, I 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:17.280 had mine removed when I was eighteen. Have you ever 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:20.160 had a mole? You haven't had moles? Or no? No? 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:20.240 No? 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:21.960 But it reminds me of a song parody I wrote, 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.160 I think in two thousand and one or two for 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:27.200 La You remember, Yeah, I do? Isn't that great when 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:29.200 you could write a parody in twenty two years later, 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:32.480 your buddy remembers still remember it got a Mole that 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:35.399 was for Bilams. I did got a mole your kid 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:41.640 at all, which is I have had a mole. That 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:45.360 was a good shite. Yeah yeah, back in the day, 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:48.200 the hey day of parody, the hey day. Yeah. So 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:52.160 just so you know, my girlfriend's still my girlfriend even 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:55.160 though she's an alien. Yeah. Well, you know after last 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:58.160 week's episode, you know, she was like, was that okay? 0:02:58.280 --> 0:03:00.280 Was that over the top? Was it two head for 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:02.600 people to think? Was it was? It? Was it over 0:03:02.600 --> 0:03:06.920 people's heads or they think I'm weird? I'm like, well no, 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:09.800 no one. Yes. So, first of all, somebody texted me 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:13.680 and said, your girlfriend is quirky. Well that's not like, 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:16.960 that's not a compliment. Yeah, it means she's fun, she's goofy, 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:19.840 she's fun at the party. Yeah, she's unique. She doesn't 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:23.000 take her alien status very seriously. No, she put up 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:25.840 a great Instagram story with her like a space alien suit, 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:28.440 and yeah, yeah that was great. By the way, I 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:32.840 put I put up the episode on instant story, and 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:35.600 I chose Planet Claire from the B fifty two's, but 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:38.320 I forgot to take the chorus part, so it's just 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:42.560 a no the music part. So hopefully people got the reference. 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:44.720 But I was like, she came from planet Claire. I 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:48.120 didn't see her her last week because of once again, 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:51.560 spaceship ran out of fuel. Now football, Oh you chose 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:55.440 football as sport. I chose I chose football. Wow you 0:03:55.480 --> 0:03:58.000 couldn't you know? You couldn't bring her to the She 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:00.200 she wanted no part of it. She goes. You know 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:03.520 what she's like. You know you're you're not eating because 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:08.640 you're on your doctor fat loss. Instead, you're watching football 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:13.360 and sitting there chewing on celery and blueberries. Yeah that's 0:04:13.400 --> 0:04:15.680 not fun. I'm out Wait a minute. You ate celery 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:20.719 and blueberry together? Uh no, I mean they take I 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:24.720 take turns with fruit and vegetable and then protein. Speaking 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:29.400 of which a lot of people liked the the food 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:32.800 I created thanks to our friends at Hello Fresh sponsor. 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:35.240 By the way, I put up a hellow Fresh ad 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:39.280 and I put paid partnership their sponsored the podcast. I'm 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:41.279 not hiding it, but I don't have to like love 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:44.920 the product. I love the product. I made sun dried 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:51.800 tomato pasta with almonds and and grape tomatoes. And it 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:55.400 was really good last night. I roasted the almonds like 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:57.000 it was a dish I never would have made, never 0:04:57.000 --> 0:04:59.440 would have made it myself, but having the map to 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:01.479 do it, it was like it really is, it really 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:05.680 is amazing. In fact, I'm gonna be I think my 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:08.359 box tomorrow. I'm waiting for the Fit and Wholesome Box. 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:10.840 We'll see if they can get that, right. Oh, who 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:13.160 doesn't love a fit and wholesome box. You can customize 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:15.760 your stuff. Uh, you know, not a commercial, but they 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:19.480 are spot they are sponsored. If you want to get 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:21.800 what is it? 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Yeah, well I was being honest about 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:54.719 people have need reactions to everything I post now, well, no, 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:57.280 I understand that it's only it's only a slip in 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:00.080 when it's a sponsor for the for the Zeo one 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:03.000 hundred or the Elvistra in morning show and he slips 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:05.680 it in here to get an extra credit. That's when 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:08.159 he's like, uh, you know, like I did, Like I 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:10.400 did at the beginning of this podcast, when I clearly 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:13.960 mentioned the name of what I was doing and you didn't. Oh, 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:15.480 I caught it because I thought it was a fair, 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:19.360 fair explanation. At one time, I caught the doctor per Se, 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:21.520 not a doctor per Se. I called it doctor per Se. 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:23.640 I caught it because I had by the way I 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:27.080 had to explain to was I on the phone with yesterday. 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:28.960 I was on the phone with somebody yesterday and I 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:33.479 was explaining to them about first quarter scary, and second 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:36.200 quarter scary and third quarter scary. I am down twenty 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:39.400 pounds now in his day twenty twenty five, right, Your 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:43.040 first quarter scary? Yeah? Yeah, I hope second quarter is scary. 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:45.000 Is when you look the best. Yes, And I'm hoping 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:48.040 to stay second or maybe third quarter for the rest 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:50.800 of my being. But I would like to see you 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:52.840 stay second quarter for third quarter and third quarter for 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:54.360 fourth Court. I say it every year, and every year 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:58.080 I fall off the wagon. Well that's not that I'm 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:02.599 going through changes, just go in through. No, I'm actually 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:06.640 thinking about making some real changes soon because that's Auzzie. 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:09.800 By the way. Well, I'm turning fifty in a couple 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:13.920 of weeks, so you know, it's like the doctors even said, dude, 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:16.720 you know, if there's every time to get right with yourself, 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:19.960 get right now and stay that way because it's going 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:21.720 to be harder as you go. But that's a whole 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:23.280 other conversation. I want to talk to you about what 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:26.160 I did today, and you're gonna fall off your chair. 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:28.240 I'm gonna follow my chair. Well, I tell us slices 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:30.640 why we didn't do the podcast yesterday. Is it related 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:32.600 to that? It is, Well, we'll cover that. We'll cover 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:36.000 that in the next segment. But I've that's a network 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:39.160 tease everyone before we take a little little break. Before 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:41.320 we take a little break, I have a question for you. 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:45.440 Maybe you could help me with my dilemma. So justin 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:48.239 Timberlake is cod of is back? You know everyone's posting 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:52.080 their pictures with justin Timberlake. Everybody well, yeah, well a 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:54.120 bunch of people got to meet him last week in LA. 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:56.640 That's not why I'm bringing this up. I mean yeah, 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:58.800 but everybody's picture that I know is in this with 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:02.400 Justin with the same black white flannel shirt on right. 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:04.400 Well yeah, they all went to go meet him, all 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:08.760 those people. So he came out with the song selfish today. 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:13.400 Today was his day with new music, and he also 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:18.160 on his Instagram teased that next what is it Wednesday? 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:21.120 Whatever the thirty first is, that's probably what next Wednesday night, 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:25.440 which also happens to be his birthday. He's, ah, it's 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:30.800 the day after somebody else's birthday. Who's famous? Your wife, 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:37.640 you're a dick, that would be your birthday, Brodie. Thank you. 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:42.080 So his birthday is the thirty first Wednesday, and he 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:44.920 announced on Instagram that he's going to do a one 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:50.040 night only show at Irving Plaza. Now, anyone who's not 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:52.880 from New York and don't under doesn't understand the Irving 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:55.400 is not a giant arena. The name Irving doesn't say, 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:57.920 oh Irving, it's probably a huge arena. Irving Plaza is 0:08:57.920 --> 0:09:02.400 a tiny, intimate, ben few thousand, So you got a 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:05.280 hundreds of thousands of people vying for fucking tickets to 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:10.200 this thing. So I found out about it through Garrett. 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:13.400 My girlfriend's a huge justin Timberlake fan. I told you 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:15.200 to say. She said he was Garrett fan. Sorry, well 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:19.199 that too, but after last week's episode and maybe not 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:22.960 too much of a Brodie fan anymore. She loves me 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:26.440 so so if I was available, she'd dump you in 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:34.360 a minute. Wow. Okay, well she's not madame. I already 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:35.960 already interacted with her. I told her how great her 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:37.840 Instagram story was, and she was like, was I okay, 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:40.320 I'm like you worked. Yeah, I'm madame. He was so so, 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:43.400 I said, uh so. So Garrett was the one who 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:46.679 told me about this post from Timberlake. I wouldn't have 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:49.280 known it otherwise. It was yo. He was get on 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:51.880 the waiting list. Get on the waiting list for tickets 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:55.160 for Irving Plaza. You've got clout, make some calls come 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:58.800 on so that aside, you know, a scalper. He calls me, Well, 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:02.120 he texts me to get on the list. So I 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:05.200 get on the list. I gotta follow the link. I 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:08.240 put myself on the waiting list. I'm not saying I'm 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:10.560 gonna be picked. It's gonna be a lottery. But yeah, 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:14.760 if God forbid, I get picked for a pair of tickets. 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:20.240 Am I now obligated to bring Garrett Garrett over my girlfriend? Oh, 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:22.040 he knows you will get in the tickets. Now, what 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:25.400 you should do is let Garrett take your girlfriend. I 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:28.720 feel like I want to call Garrett. I feel like already, 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:31.880 I feel like you'd be offended. No, why would he 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:33.840 be offended? He told you about the link because he 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:35.800 wants you to go. If Garrett wants to go, he'll 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:39.760 get tickets. He'll get on the list. No, but my 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:41.680 question is when he returned the favor and take me 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:46.160 if he gets on the list. No, No, he's not 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:49.840 taking you. He's taking his wife, and he should I 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:52.520 don't know about that. So your dilemma is whether no, 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:54.160 I don't. I don't think. I think the dilemma is 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:56.760 an easy one. I think you take Robin, because if 0:10:56.760 --> 0:10:59.840 you don't take Robin, he's gonna be pissed. Garrett's gonna 0:10:59.840 --> 0:11:01.760 be I'm telling you, he's going to be pissed. Your 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:04.160 call has been forwarded to voice man. Okay. I tried 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:05.800 to call him real quick. We gave it a shot. 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:10.160 All right, Well that's it the end, so that that's it. No, No, 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:12.680 you can, we can try him later. But I think 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:15.200 I don't think it's I think if he wanted the tickets, 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:16.840 by the time he told you to get on the list, 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:18.880 he'd already been on the list. And if he's on 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:21.840 the list, I think if I, if I get tickets, 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:24.439 and he and and and then and then he doesn't, 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:27.040 and then I take my girlfriend, he's going to be 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:28.719 pissed because he's the one who told me about it 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:30.480 in the first place. But he should have already been 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:33.880 on the list. But yet should have already. But no, 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:35.480 I don't think it's an order thing. I think it's 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:38.680 a lottery. I think it's a lottery. If it's a lottery, 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:40.800 he wouldn't have told you then, because then it decreases 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:44.160 his odds. Or he should have said no, no, he 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:48.120 told me no, he should have said, it's scary. There's 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:51.280 a lottery. If you and I, let's both enter, and 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:53.679 whichever one of us wins, we take each other. That 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:56.160 should have been predetermined. You gotta have had. That's a 0:11:56.280 --> 0:11:59.280 that's a conversation. He can't just assume, oh, scary way 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:01.800 he's not taking you, dude, you're the lae. He's taking 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:03.920 his wife. Are you kidding you? Imagine if he gets 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:05.680 on the list and he gets called and he tells 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:07.640 his wife, I'm taking Skins. Yeah, but he's gonna take 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:10.320 credit for me if I if it works in the 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:13.360 other direction. Now, I'm just saying he wouldn't do that 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:15.160 because he'd be going with you, and he still wouldn't 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:17.120 be going with his wife. No. Yeah, but he just 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:19.360 wants to see Justin. He's like that's He's like, Uh, 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:22.120 he's a big fan. That's this man called Justin. He's 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:24.280 in the right wheel age wheelhouse. He's one to grow 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:26.120 up on. You grew up on. I grew up on 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:28.440 Justin Timberlake right from back when you were in Brooklyn, 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:31.080 when you're like nine, you were like yeah, bye bye bye. 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:36.000 You were like amazing. Nineteen ninety seven, Yeah, nineteen ninety seven, Yeah, 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:38.360 that's when and Sync came out. Yeah, but they didn't 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:40.680 break big till ninety nine, ninety eight, ninety nine later, 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:43.160 Backstreet Boys was ninety seven one. I grew up on 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:46.960 and sinc, Backstreet Boys, all them. Yeah, yeah, you grew 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:50.439 up on them. Should we get the math scary. I'm 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:52.640 still I'm still struggling with this one. Before the commercial 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:56.120 into the math again, what on how old you are 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:58.120 when when in Sync was out? And on all that 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:03.120 twenty three and twenty three, Yes, do the math ninety seven, 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:05.760 nineteen forty seven, you were twenty five when in Sync 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:08.640 broke with nose strings attached when they got hued nineteen 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:11.720 ninety seven when we sold justin Timberlake's French toast and 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:17.439 SI nineteen ninety twenty six didn't twenty five and in 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:20.480 sinc at ninety seven, nobody did. No. I mean the 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:23.200 point is okay. So they were okay, but they didn't 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:26.559 blow up until I was in my twenties. You were, 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:28.320 you were in your mid to late twenties. Let's not 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:30.640 growing up in snuck up. Did not grow up with 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:32.080 in sinc. You did not grow up with in SINC. 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:32.400 I was. 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:34.600 I was half You grew up with Rod Stewart. I 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:38.360 was half the age I am. Now, that's growing up. No, 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:41.040 the middle age of your life is twenty five, that's 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:44.240 what you're going with. Twenty four and a half. Technically, 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:46.760 that's not what you were growing up right, Well, formative 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:48.920 years of seventeen eighth. The way we quit this comusic 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:50.679 sticks with you. That's it. I still think Garrett will 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:52.679 be pissed. But anyway, Blink one eighty two was the 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:55.559 music you grew up on? Right or wrong? Nineteen nine? 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:59.559 Boys ninety nine? What are you talking about? Blink? Was? Was? 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:02.640 Was nightety nineteen ninety nine? Yes, in ninety so? Who 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:06.520 is ninety one? I'm thinking of Day ninety on the block? Yeah? 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:08.079 Do kids? Yeah, I grew up on Green Day. I 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:10.880 grew up on Green Day. I was in college. Yeah, 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:13.440 well you were twenty when Green Day's Douchie album came out. Correct, 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:15.839 All right, let's en enough of this math. All right, 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:18.679 we'll agree to the question for you. Since I had 0:14:18.679 --> 0:14:21.479 to ask you, I'm going to ask you a question. Huh. 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:24.720 You know I'm currently unemployed. Yep. Things have not changed. 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:27.520 And you know I'm always getting emails on jobs. I 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:31.120 got one for a professional violin teacher this week. But 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:32.920 I got I got an email, and I wanted to 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:34.760 see if you could help me out here. It was 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:37.160 a very high paying job, yep. And it was for 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:40.920 a job I've never heard before. Okay, it was for 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:46.960 the job of scrum master, scrum master, scrum master? You 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:49.120 know what a scrum master is. I don't know what 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:54.200 what scrum is. I need to know what scrum is 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:56.320 before I know what scrum was. You know how to 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:59.600 be the the master structure of the scrum right? Oh, 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:03.680 please do tell him? Oh wait, it is it a sport? Nope, 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:06.240 it's not a sport. It is an actual job that 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:10.200 goes on in office buildings. Is it? A scrum is 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:13.760 a someone who uh, it sounds like a dirty job. 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:18.080 It sounds like a job that's filthy and nobody wants. Okay, 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:19.880 I will tell you the only time I've ever heard 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:22.960 scrum before is in a fight or in rugby when 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:26.240 everybody piles on each other, like when demologed friends. What 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:29.080 is scrum master? You want to take another guest? Scrum 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:33.000 master flex my favorite DJ on hot Ainty seven. Oh nice, 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:37.120 I have no idea. Nope, I mean I wouldn't, it 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:40.720 would have said scrum master Jay, I wouldn't. I can't 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:42.640 even give you an answer to that for this, but 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:44.520 I don't know what a scrum is. Well, do you 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:49.440 think there's anyone who works below the scrum master? I mean, 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:54.720 and if he's the scrum master, right, who's below him? Oh? Her? 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:59.120 If he's the scrum master, then there has to be 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:02.000 an apprentice to the scrum So the scrump prentice is 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:08.000 what you're saying, or the scrum turn. Okay, I give 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:10.840 up enough of this. Here is the definition of a 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:15.760 scrum master. A scrub master is a professional who leads 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:19.600 a team using agile project management through the course of 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:23.480 a project. A scrub master facilitates all the communication and 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:27.960 collaboration between leadership and team players to ensure a successful outcome. 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:31.280 So your job is they put you in a team 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:34.480 and you handle all the issues. So there's a fight, 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:37.240 you're the master of the scrum, you're the bitch. You 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:40.280 basically you're the guy he takes all you can see headache. 0:16:40.320 --> 0:16:42.520 So the scrum master is not in charge. It basically 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:45.680 takes orders from everyone else. No, they take charge when 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:48.720 everyone else has a problem. Right, But when Mary's bitching 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:52.360 about Sally, they come to the scrub master and he's like, 0:16:52.360 --> 0:16:55.120 oh whoa, yeah, but that's a dirty job. That's not 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:58.160 a managerial job. That's like something you pass off to 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:00.640 someone else. Fuck out. I want to be part of it. 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:03.600 Going and everything I read the scrum master is in charge. 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:06.160 That's that's a hart Listen. They were paying a lot 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:08.040 of money. Would well? That was my next question? Then 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:11.800 did you did you apply? This particular job was paying 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:14.080 one hundred and twenty two thousand dollars a year. Okay, 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:17.400 to be the master of the scrum. That's actually good. 0:17:17.440 --> 0:17:20.360 That's a prettying guy. I'm a scrummer. I'm not a scrumbctually, 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:22.720 got me be the guy scrumbing anything with six figures 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:26.840 I think would be a popular job. Yeah, sure, I 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:30.560 mean I wouldn't work for that little Wow, you're terrible. No, 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:35.679 I'm not qualified. The qualifications were like scrum experience. I'm 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:39.560 not a veteran strumm bougie Brodie everybody, No, I was. 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:43.600 I joked about the money zero right now I'm making zero, 0:17:44.080 --> 0:17:46.560 so I would take that. My point is I don't 0:17:46.560 --> 0:17:47.800 have scrum on my resume. 0:17:48.400 --> 0:17:48.640 I don't. 0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:52.480 I'm not. I'm not an executive scrummer. You have to 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:55.359 be like a top, top notch scrum guy a woman 0:17:56.359 --> 0:17:58.520 will be. If you were a female scrum master, would 0:17:58.520 --> 0:18:01.560 you tell people if you have met a guy at 0:18:01.560 --> 0:18:03.520 a bar, like what do you do for a living? 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:04.800 I'm a scrum master? 0:18:05.280 --> 0:18:05.480 Is this? 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:08.080 Is this the title of the podcast help Wanted scrum Master? 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:08.480 No? 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:13.480 I like that, though I like that help wanted scrum Master. 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:16.240 Maybe I'll save the other help story for next episode 0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:19.320 and we'll go help wanted scrum Master. That's pretty good, 0:18:20.119 --> 0:18:21.679 by the way, slices, If any of you are a 0:18:21.720 --> 0:18:25.280 scrum master or have worked with a scrum master, please 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:27.840 uh leave us a talk back, leave us talk back, 0:18:27.840 --> 0:18:29.840 and then complain about it, and then let us know 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:31.639 if they would like high up or they would the 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:34.600 bitch of the office, like the one who's got who 0:18:34.640 --> 0:18:37.520 got scrummed on? Or they the ones breaking up the scrum? 0:18:37.760 --> 0:18:39.760 All right, is it a scrummy job? We've find a job? 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:41.880 Is it? We've got enough scrum talk for one? Okay, 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:44.560 that's all I just wanted to know. Also, one last thing, 0:18:45.560 --> 0:18:48.600 the cable scary you know the wire that you plug in. 0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:51.840 What you say, one last thing signing off? No, one 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:55.040 last thing, and then I'll get before I forget the 0:18:55.920 --> 0:18:59.720 long ropeie thing that has a USB on one end 0:18:59.840 --> 0:19:01.840 and another type of USB be on the other Endah. 0:19:01.960 --> 0:19:03.880 You plug one end into your phone and the other 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:08.240 end into something else to charge your phone. Right, what 0:19:08.400 --> 0:19:13.240 is that thing called a dongle? No, the dongle extends 0:19:13.280 --> 0:19:15.679 like a extend something. It's not a dongle. What do 0:19:15.680 --> 0:19:17.800 you call the thing that you plug your phone into 0:19:17.800 --> 0:19:19.920 your phone then you plug it into something. It's a 0:19:20.040 --> 0:19:24.119 charge a cable, right, it is not a charger. It 0:19:24.240 --> 0:19:28.480 is a cable. It's a well, it's a charging cable. 0:19:28.840 --> 0:19:31.320 It's a charging cable, but it is not a charger. 0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:33.320 If you plug one end into your phone and you 0:19:33.440 --> 0:19:37.400 just sit there, your phone's never getting charged. Therefore, it's 0:19:37.440 --> 0:19:40.399 not a charger. My kids like, yeah, you know the charger. 0:19:40.800 --> 0:19:43.639 You want a cable? Yeah, you know what I mean? No, no, no, no, 0:19:43.720 --> 0:19:47.240 I do not The cable is a cable, a charging cable. 0:19:47.440 --> 0:19:48.760 You want a charger, I gotta give you the thing 0:19:48.760 --> 0:19:51.840 that plugs into the wall, right, Yeah, but if it's 0:19:51.840 --> 0:19:53.920 attached to the plug already, then it's a charge Yeah. 0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:56.080 That's like who does that? Who stars a plug attached already? 0:19:56.080 --> 0:20:00.800 Build everything I have, I have, I have, I have 0:20:01.720 --> 0:20:04.159 charging I have the charger on the end. Yeah, but 0:20:04.160 --> 0:20:05.439 you stuck it on the end or it came on 0:20:05.480 --> 0:20:07.399 the unattached You see these. I bought so many of 0:20:07.400 --> 0:20:09.119 these things. I don't see a cable in it. Where's 0:20:09.160 --> 0:20:11.560 the cable? I just it's right next to it. So 0:20:11.600 --> 0:20:15.080 it's not i'm talking about. I'm talking about ten years 0:20:15.080 --> 0:20:16.840 ago when you used to get a phone would come 0:20:16.840 --> 0:20:19.280 with a wall adapter with the cable at the end. Yeah, 0:20:19.760 --> 0:20:22.359 that's old school. Now the box is the charger, the 0:20:22.400 --> 0:20:24.760 cables the cable. So I think people need to be 0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:26.359 clear on that. That's okay. I feel better now as 0:20:26.359 --> 0:20:27.879 a human being. But that's not what I wanted to 0:20:27.920 --> 0:20:29.520 yell help for. What did I tell you that story 0:20:29.600 --> 0:20:32.040