Speaker 1: Start up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, start up Up. They making noise, not up
Speaker 1: start up. Episode to eighty two. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast,
Speaker 1: one of those forwards and backwards episodes to eighty two.
Speaker 1: It's a palindrome. I have a feeling scary. I'm very
Speaker 1: excited about this episode. Well, we have a feeling. I
Speaker 1: know the name of the episode already. I've done that
Speaker 1: a couple of times. We've been right, we haven't we
Speaker 1: haven't issued any content yet. I mean, we haven't been spoken.
Speaker 1: We haven't ever got off the ground yet. I know,
Speaker 1: I just I have a feeling should I? Should I
Speaker 1: save it? I mean, well, what basis do you have
Speaker 1: to even name an episode when we just signed on. Well,
Speaker 1: I usually usually halfway through we kind of get a
Speaker 1: vibe at a feeling like, oh, yeah, that's it's gonna
Speaker 1: be something with this, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Well
Speaker 1: I have a store and somebody yelled something, and I
Speaker 1: think I think that's gonna be the title of the episode.
Speaker 1: I can wait. Okay, all right, you got a story. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It starts with the word help. That's all I'm gonna say. Help, Help, yep,
Speaker 1: help me, Ronda it help me, Rnda, help me Rnda. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get her out of my heart. Nope, not that.
Speaker 1: That's the Beach boys. I know. Thanks man, thank you,
Speaker 1: help us on the way. Help I need somebody help,
Speaker 1: not just anybody, help us on the way. That's the
Speaker 1: the medical alert. Help us all the way, right. I
Speaker 1: just did the Beatles though, help help yourself. Two seconds?
Speaker 1: Help me now I'm falling. It's the song help. Let's
Speaker 1: see now, let's move on, sure, let's not. Yeah, Welcome
Speaker 1: to the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Hey, we hope you're listening
Speaker 1: this slice time our companion podcast. A lot. I hear
Speaker 1: rumblings in the Brooklyn Boys Podcast Facebook group that people
Speaker 1: are not everyone was the life time? How's that possible?
Speaker 1: We're not members? I hear things, people tell me things,
Speaker 1: Oh were things. I hear things I have I have
Speaker 1: spies everywhere. We have we have moles? Uh no, I
Speaker 1: had mine removed when I was eighteen. Have you ever
Speaker 1: had a mole? You haven't had moles? Or no? No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: But it reminds me of a song parody I wrote,
Speaker 1: I think in two thousand and one or two for
Speaker 1: La You remember, Yeah, I do? Isn't that great when
Speaker 1: you could write a parody in twenty two years later,
Speaker 1: your buddy remembers still remember it got a Mole that
Speaker 1: was for Bilams. I did got a mole your kid
Speaker 1: at all, which is I have had a mole. That
Speaker 1: was a good shite. Yeah yeah, back in the day,
Speaker 1: the hey day of parody, the hey day. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: just so you know, my girlfriend's still my girlfriend even
Speaker 1: though she's an alien. Yeah. Well, you know after last
Speaker 1: week's episode, you know, she was like, was that okay?
Speaker 1: Was that over the top? Was it two head for
Speaker 1: people to think? Was it was? It? Was it over
Speaker 1: people's heads or they think I'm weird? I'm like, well no,
Speaker 1: no one. Yes. So, first of all, somebody texted me
Speaker 1: and said, your girlfriend is quirky. Well that's not like,
Speaker 1: that's not a compliment. Yeah, it means she's fun, she's goofy,
Speaker 1: she's fun at the party. Yeah, she's unique. She doesn't
Speaker 1: take her alien status very seriously. No, she put up
Speaker 1: a great Instagram story with her like a space alien suit,
Speaker 1: and yeah, yeah that was great. By the way, I
Speaker 1: put I put up the episode on instant story, and
Speaker 1: I chose Planet Claire from the B fifty two's, but
Speaker 1: I forgot to take the chorus part, so it's just
Speaker 1: a no the music part. So hopefully people got the reference.
Speaker 1: But I was like, she came from planet Claire. I
Speaker 1: didn't see her her last week because of once again,
Speaker 1: spaceship ran out of fuel. Now football, Oh you chose
Speaker 1: football as sport. I chose I chose football. Wow you
Speaker 1: couldn't you know? You couldn't bring her to the She
Speaker 1: she wanted no part of it. She goes. You know
Speaker 1: what she's like. You know you're you're not eating because
Speaker 1: you're on your doctor fat loss. Instead, you're watching football
Speaker 1: and sitting there chewing on celery and blueberries. Yeah that's
Speaker 1: not fun. I'm out Wait a minute. You ate celery
Speaker 1: and blueberry together? Uh no, I mean they take I
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Speaker 1: All right, Well, I think it was a TJ Martin.
Speaker 1: Is it all hit the jingle? No, there's no hitting
Speaker 1: of jingles when you tell people that they happen to
Speaker 1: be a client. Yeah, well I was being honest about
Speaker 1: people have need reactions to everything I post now, well, no,
Speaker 1: I understand that it's only it's only a slip in
Speaker 1: when it's a sponsor for the for the Zeo one
Speaker 1: hundred or the Elvistra in morning show and he slips
Speaker 1: it in here to get an extra credit. That's when
Speaker 1: he's like, uh, you know, like I did, Like I
Speaker 1: did at the beginning of this podcast, when I clearly
Speaker 1: mentioned the name of what I was doing and you didn't. Oh,
Speaker 1: I caught it because I thought it was a fair,
Speaker 1: fair explanation. At one time, I caught the doctor per Se,
Speaker 1: not a doctor per Se. I called it doctor per Se.
Speaker 1: I caught it because I had by the way I
Speaker 1: had to explain to was I on the phone with yesterday.
Speaker 1: I was on the phone with somebody yesterday and I
Speaker 1: was explaining to them about first quarter scary, and second
Speaker 1: quarter scary and third quarter scary. I am down twenty
Speaker 1: pounds now in his day twenty twenty five, right, Your
Speaker 1: first quarter scary? Yeah? Yeah, I hope second quarter is scary.
Speaker 1: Is when you look the best. Yes, And I'm hoping
Speaker 1: to stay second or maybe third quarter for the rest
Speaker 1: of my being. But I would like to see you
Speaker 1: stay second quarter for third quarter and third quarter for
Speaker 1: fourth Court. I say it every year, and every year
Speaker 1: I fall off the wagon. Well that's not that I'm
Speaker 1: going through changes, just go in through. No, I'm actually
Speaker 1: thinking about making some real changes soon because that's Auzzie.
Speaker 1: By the way. Well, I'm turning fifty in a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks, so you know, it's like the doctors even said, dude,
Speaker 1: you know, if there's every time to get right with yourself,
Speaker 1: get right now and stay that way because it's going
Speaker 1: to be harder as you go. But that's a whole
Speaker 1: other conversation. I want to talk to you about what
Speaker 1: I did today, and you're gonna fall off your chair.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna follow my chair. Well, I tell us slices
Speaker 1: why we didn't do the podcast yesterday. Is it related
Speaker 1: to that? It is, Well, we'll cover that. We'll cover
Speaker 1: that in the next segment. But I've that's a network
Speaker 1: tease everyone before we take a little little break. Before
Speaker 1: we take a little break, I have a question for you.
Speaker 1: Maybe you could help me with my dilemma. So justin
Speaker 1: Timberlake is cod of is back? You know everyone's posting
Speaker 1: their pictures with justin Timberlake. Everybody well, yeah, well a
Speaker 1: bunch of people got to meet him last week in LA.
Speaker 1: That's not why I'm bringing this up. I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: but everybody's picture that I know is in this with
Speaker 1: Justin with the same black white flannel shirt on right.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, they all went to go meet him, all
Speaker 1: those people. So he came out with the song selfish today.
Speaker 1: Today was his day with new music, and he also
Speaker 1: on his Instagram teased that next what is it Wednesday?
Speaker 1: Whatever the thirty first is, that's probably what next Wednesday night,
Speaker 1: which also happens to be his birthday. He's, ah, it's
Speaker 1: the day after somebody else's birthday. Who's famous? Your wife,
Speaker 1: you're a dick, that would be your birthday, Brodie. Thank you.
Speaker 1: So his birthday is the thirty first Wednesday, and he
Speaker 1: announced on Instagram that he's going to do a one
Speaker 1: night only show at Irving Plaza. Now, anyone who's not
Speaker 1: from New York and don't under doesn't understand the Irving
Speaker 1: is not a giant arena. The name Irving doesn't say,
Speaker 1: oh Irving, it's probably a huge arena. Irving Plaza is
Speaker 1: a tiny, intimate, ben few thousand, So you got a
Speaker 1: hundreds of thousands of people vying for fucking tickets to
Speaker 1: this thing. So I found out about it through Garrett.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend's a huge justin Timberlake fan. I told you
Speaker 1: to say. She said he was Garrett fan. Sorry, well
Speaker 1: that too, but after last week's episode and maybe not
Speaker 1: too much of a Brodie fan anymore. She loves me
Speaker 1: so so if I was available, she'd dump you in
Speaker 1: a minute. Wow. Okay, well she's not madame. I already
Speaker 1: already interacted with her. I told her how great her
Speaker 1: Instagram story was, and she was like, was I okay,
Speaker 1: I'm like you worked. Yeah, I'm madame. He was so so,
Speaker 1: I said, uh so. So Garrett was the one who
Speaker 1: told me about this post from Timberlake. I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: known it otherwise. It was yo. He was get on
Speaker 1: the waiting list. Get on the waiting list for tickets
Speaker 1: for Irving Plaza. You've got clout, make some calls come
Speaker 1: on so that aside, you know, a scalper. He calls me, Well,
Speaker 1: he texts me to get on the list. So I
Speaker 1: get on the list. I gotta follow the link. I
Speaker 1: put myself on the waiting list. I'm not saying I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be picked. It's gonna be a lottery. But yeah,
Speaker 1: if God forbid, I get picked for a pair of tickets.
Speaker 1: Am I now obligated to bring Garrett Garrett over my girlfriend? Oh,
Speaker 1: he knows you will get in the tickets. Now, what
Speaker 1: you should do is let Garrett take your girlfriend. I
Speaker 1: feel like I want to call Garrett. I feel like already,
Speaker 1: I feel like you'd be offended. No, why would he
Speaker 1: be offended? He told you about the link because he
Speaker 1: wants you to go. If Garrett wants to go, he'll
Speaker 1: get tickets. He'll get on the list. No, but my
Speaker 1: question is when he returned the favor and take me
Speaker 1: if he gets on the list. No, No, he's not
Speaker 1: taking you. He's taking his wife, and he should I
Speaker 1: don't know about that. So your dilemma is whether no,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think. I think the dilemma is
Speaker 1: an easy one. I think you take Robin, because if
Speaker 1: you don't take Robin, he's gonna be pissed. Garrett's gonna
Speaker 1: be I'm telling you, he's going to be pissed. Your
Speaker 1: call has been forwarded to voice man. Okay. I tried
Speaker 1: to call him real quick. We gave it a shot.
Speaker 1: All right, Well that's it the end, so that that's it. No, No,
Speaker 1: you can, we can try him later. But I think
Speaker 1: I don't think it's I think if he wanted the tickets,
Speaker 1: by the time he told you to get on the list,
Speaker 1: he'd already been on the list. And if he's on
Speaker 1: the list, I think if I, if I get tickets,
Speaker 1: and he and and and then and then he doesn't,
Speaker 1: and then I take my girlfriend, he's going to be
Speaker 1: pissed because he's the one who told me about it
Speaker 1: in the first place. But he should have already been
Speaker 1: on the list. But yet should have already. But no,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's an order thing. I think it's
Speaker 1: a lottery. I think it's a lottery. If it's a lottery,
Speaker 1: he wouldn't have told you then, because then it decreases
Speaker 1: his odds. Or he should have said no, no, he
Speaker 1: told me no, he should have said, it's scary. There's
Speaker 1: a lottery. If you and I, let's both enter, and
Speaker 1: whichever one of us wins, we take each other. That
Speaker 1: should have been predetermined. You gotta have had. That's a
Speaker 1: that's a conversation. He can't just assume, oh, scary way
Speaker 1: he's not taking you, dude, you're the lae. He's taking
Speaker 1: his wife. Are you kidding you? Imagine if he gets
Speaker 1: on the list and he gets called and he tells
Speaker 1: his wife, I'm taking Skins. Yeah, but he's gonna take
Speaker 1: credit for me if I if it works in the
Speaker 1: other direction. Now, I'm just saying he wouldn't do that
Speaker 1: because he'd be going with you, and he still wouldn't
Speaker 1: be going with his wife. No. Yeah, but he just
Speaker 1: wants to see Justin. He's like that's He's like, Uh,
Speaker 1: he's a big fan. That's this man called Justin. He's
Speaker 1: in the right wheel age wheelhouse. He's one to grow
Speaker 1: up on. You grew up on. I grew up on
Speaker 1: Justin Timberlake right from back when you were in Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: when you're like nine, you were like yeah, bye bye bye.
Speaker 1: You were like amazing. Nineteen ninety seven, Yeah, nineteen ninety seven, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's when and Sync came out. Yeah, but they didn't
Speaker 1: break big till ninety nine, ninety eight, ninety nine later,
Speaker 1: Backstreet Boys was ninety seven one. I grew up on
Speaker 1: and sinc, Backstreet Boys, all them. Yeah, yeah, you grew
Speaker 1: up on them. Should we get the math scary. I'm
Speaker 1: still I'm still struggling with this one. Before the commercial
Speaker 1: into the math again, what on how old you are
Speaker 1: when when in Sync was out? And on all that
Speaker 1: twenty three and twenty three, Yes, do the math ninety seven,
Speaker 1: nineteen forty seven, you were twenty five when in Sync
Speaker 1: broke with nose strings attached when they got hued nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety seven when we sold justin Timberlake's French toast and
Speaker 1: SI nineteen ninety twenty six didn't twenty five and in
Speaker 1: sinc at ninety seven, nobody did. No. I mean the
Speaker 1: point is okay. So they were okay, but they didn't
Speaker 1: blow up until I was in my twenties. You were,
Speaker 1: you were in your mid to late twenties. Let's not
Speaker 1: growing up in snuck up. Did not grow up with
Speaker 1: in sinc. You did not grow up with in SINC.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: I was half You grew up with Rod Stewart. I
Speaker 1: was half the age I am. Now, that's growing up. No,
Speaker 1: the middle age of your life is twenty five, that's
Speaker 1: what you're going with. Twenty four and a half. Technically,
Speaker 1: that's not what you were growing up right, Well, formative
Speaker 1: years of seventeen eighth. The way we quit this comusic
Speaker 1: sticks with you. That's it. I still think Garrett will
Speaker 1: be pissed. But anyway, Blink one eighty two was the
Speaker 1: music you grew up on? Right or wrong? Nineteen nine?
Speaker 1: Boys ninety nine? What are you talking about? Blink? Was? Was?
Speaker 1: Was nightety nineteen ninety nine? Yes, in ninety so? Who
Speaker 1: is ninety one? I'm thinking of Day ninety on the block? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do kids? Yeah, I grew up on Green Day. I
Speaker 1: grew up on Green Day. I was in college. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well you were twenty when Green Day's Douchie album came out. Correct,
Speaker 1: All right, let's en enough of this math. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll agree to the question for you. Since I had
Speaker 1: to ask you, I'm going to ask you a question. Huh.
Speaker 1: You know I'm currently unemployed. Yep. Things have not changed.
Speaker 1: And you know I'm always getting emails on jobs. I
Speaker 1: got one for a professional violin teacher this week. But
Speaker 1: I got I got an email, and I wanted to
Speaker 1: see if you could help me out here. It was
Speaker 1: a very high paying job, yep. And it was for
Speaker 1: a job I've never heard before. Okay, it was for
Speaker 1: the job of scrum master, scrum master, scrum master? You
Speaker 1: know what a scrum master is. I don't know what
Speaker 1: what scrum is. I need to know what scrum is
Speaker 1: before I know what scrum was. You know how to
Speaker 1: be the the master structure of the scrum right? Oh,
Speaker 1: please do tell him? Oh wait, it is it a sport? Nope,
Speaker 1: it's not a sport. It is an actual job that
Speaker 1: goes on in office buildings. Is it? A scrum is
Speaker 1: a someone who uh, it sounds like a dirty job.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a job that's filthy and nobody wants. Okay,
Speaker 1: I will tell you the only time I've ever heard
Speaker 1: scrum before is in a fight or in rugby when
Speaker 1: everybody piles on each other, like when demologed friends. What
Speaker 1: is scrum master? You want to take another guest? Scrum
Speaker 1: master flex my favorite DJ on hot Ainty seven. Oh nice,
Speaker 1: I have no idea. Nope, I mean I wouldn't, it
Speaker 1: would have said scrum master Jay, I wouldn't. I can't
Speaker 1: even give you an answer to that for this, but
Speaker 1: I don't know what a scrum is. Well, do you
Speaker 1: think there's anyone who works below the scrum master? I mean,
Speaker 1: and if he's the scrum master, right, who's below him? Oh? Her?
Speaker 1: If he's the scrum master, then there has to be
Speaker 1: an apprentice to the scrum So the scrump prentice is
Speaker 1: what you're saying, or the scrum turn. Okay, I give
Speaker 1: up enough of this. Here is the definition of a
Speaker 1: scrum master. A scrub master is a professional who leads
Speaker 1: a team using agile project management through the course of
Speaker 1: a project. A scrub master facilitates all the communication and
Speaker 1: collaboration between leadership and team players to ensure a successful outcome.
Speaker 1: So your job is they put you in a team
Speaker 1: and you handle all the issues. So there's a fight,
Speaker 1: you're the master of the scrum, you're the bitch. You
Speaker 1: basically you're the guy he takes all you can see headache.
Speaker 1: So the scrum master is not in charge. It basically
Speaker 1: takes orders from everyone else. No, they take charge when
Speaker 1: everyone else has a problem. Right, But when Mary's bitching
Speaker 1: about Sally, they come to the scrub master and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh whoa, yeah, but that's a dirty job. That's not
Speaker 1: a managerial job. That's like something you pass off to
Speaker 1: someone else. Fuck out. I want to be part of it.
Speaker 1: Going and everything I read the scrum master is in charge.
Speaker 1: That's that's a hart Listen. They were paying a lot
Speaker 1: of money. Would well? That was my next question? Then
Speaker 1: did you did you apply? This particular job was paying
Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty two thousand dollars a year. Okay,
Speaker 1: to be the master of the scrum. That's actually good.
Speaker 1: That's a prettying guy. I'm a scrummer. I'm not a scrumbctually,
Speaker 1: got me be the guy scrumbing anything with six figures
Speaker 1: I think would be a popular job. Yeah, sure, I
Speaker 1: mean I wouldn't work for that little Wow, you're terrible. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not qualified. The qualifications were like scrum experience. I'm
Speaker 1: not a veteran strumm bougie Brodie everybody, No, I was.
Speaker 1: I joked about the money zero right now I'm making zero,
Speaker 1: so I would take that. My point is I don't
Speaker 1: have scrum on my resume.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not an executive scrummer. You have to
Speaker 1: be like a top, top notch scrum guy a woman
Speaker 1: will be. If you were a female scrum master, would
Speaker 1: you tell people if you have met a guy at
Speaker 1: a bar, like what do you do for a living?
Speaker 1: I'm a scrum master?
Speaker 2: Is this?
Speaker 1: Is this the title of the podcast help Wanted scrum Master?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I like that, though I like that help wanted scrum Master.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll save the other help story for next episode
Speaker 1: and we'll go help wanted scrum Master. That's pretty good,
Speaker 1: by the way, slices, If any of you are a
Speaker 1: scrum master or have worked with a scrum master, please
Speaker 1: uh leave us a talk back, leave us talk back,
Speaker 1: and then complain about it, and then let us know
Speaker 1: if they would like high up or they would the
Speaker 1: bitch of the office, like the one who's got who
Speaker 1: got scrummed on? Or they the ones breaking up the scrum?
Speaker 1: All right, is it a scrummy job? We've find a job?
Speaker 1: Is it? We've got enough scrum talk for one? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's all I just wanted to know. Also, one last thing,
Speaker 1: the cable scary you know the wire that you plug in.
Speaker 1: What you say, one last thing signing off? No, one
Speaker 1: last thing, and then I'll get before I forget the
Speaker 1: long ropeie thing that has a USB on one end
Speaker 1: and another type of USB be on the other Endah.
Speaker 1: You plug one end into your phone and the other
Speaker 1: end into something else to charge your phone. Right, what
Speaker 1: is that thing called a dongle? No, the dongle extends
Speaker 1: like a extend something. It's not a dongle. What do
Speaker 1: you call the thing that you plug your phone into
Speaker 1: your phone then you plug it into something. It's a
Speaker 1: charge a cable, right, it is not a charger. It
Speaker 1: is a cable. It's a well, it's a charging cable.
Speaker 1: It's a charging cable, but it is not a charger.
Speaker 1: If you plug one end into your phone and you
Speaker 1: just sit there, your phone's never getting charged. Therefore, it's
Speaker 1: not a charger. My kids like, yeah, you know the charger.
Speaker 1: You want a cable? Yeah, you know what I mean? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I do not The cable is a cable, a charging cable.
Speaker 1: You want a charger, I gotta give you the thing
Speaker 1: that plugs into the wall, right, Yeah, but if it's
Speaker 1: attached to the plug already, then it's a charge Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's like who does that? Who stars a plug attached already?
Speaker 1: Build everything I have, I have, I have, I have
Speaker 1: charging I have the charger on the end. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you stuck it on the end or it came on
Speaker 1: the unattached You see these. I bought so many of
Speaker 1: these things. I don't see a cable in it. Where's
Speaker 1: the cable? I just it's right next to it. So
Speaker 1: it's not i'm talking about. I'm talking about ten years
Speaker 1: ago when you used to get a phone would come
Speaker 1: with a wall adapter with the cable at the end. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's old school. Now the box is the charger, the
Speaker 1: cables the cable. So I think people need to be
Speaker 1: clear on that. That's okay. I feel better now as
Speaker 1: a human being. But that's not what I wanted to
Speaker 1: yell help for. What did I tell you that story
Speaker 1: to help you out? The yell? The yelling of the help? Yep,
Speaker 1: it wasn't me yelling help. That's all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: But I came to the rescue. I was the help master, Okay.
Speaker 1: And then I have to tell you why we couldn't
Speaker 1: do the podcast yesterday. I still don't believe it. You
Speaker 1: called me at five o'clock and you said, Brody, I
Speaker 1: can't do the podcast night. And the first thing I
Speaker 1: said was, I wonder if the listeners believe it. We're
Speaker 1: gonna you screwed me over? Is I wanted to make
Speaker 1: plans for dinner, but I couldn't because I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I podcast on Wednesdays. You and the slices are in
Speaker 1: for a surprise coming on the podcast. Okay, I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I don't believe it. I don't think the slice
Speaker 1: is gonna believe it. I just want everyone to remember,
Speaker 1: in case you can't tell her voices apart, I'm Brody,
Speaker 1: I'm scary Scary Jones. Not that it would believable if
Speaker 1: I said it, but uh, Scary Jones called me. He's
Speaker 1: the one who's going to tell you the story in
Speaker 1: a second. He called me at five point fifteen yesterday
Speaker 1: and said, oh, Brody, I'm so tired. I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't do the podcast. Not I can't, and I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I yelled at him, and I was like, listen, that
Speaker 1: means we gotta do it on Thursday, which means I
Speaker 1: can't go out on for dinner Thursday. And now I
Speaker 1: can't go out for it tonight because it's too late.
Speaker 1: This better be a good excuse. And you said I
Speaker 1: was at the gym late, and I said, were you mopping?
Speaker 1: And you said I was working out. Oh. He laughed
Speaker 1: for a good five minutes on that one. First he
Speaker 1: thought I was lying first, they thought I was telling
Speaker 1: a completely I still think you're telling a complete line. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I expected you to go Brodie, I did a
Speaker 1: set up. Yeah, well here's what Okay, So yesterday, tell
Speaker 1: us what you did. What was the workout? Okay, it's
Speaker 1: a gym, but it's also a training facility, so training
Speaker 1: facility yet, so I was working, I was working with
Speaker 1: a person, So I will be. I'm going to be
Speaker 1: starting today because I went to go work out today
Speaker 1: after the morning show. I'm going to start at least
Speaker 1: twice a week, one hour workout sessions with a personal trainer.
Speaker 1: That's what's happening. And yesterday was my physical assessment test.
Speaker 1: So with training, and again I don't want to get
Speaker 1: into the minutia of it, but I'm just working for
Speaker 1: the sake for the purposes of why it took me
Speaker 1: three hours At the gym, they put you through a
Speaker 1: battery of tests to test things like hand eye coordination,
Speaker 1: h endurance strength, What are yours? What which some which
Speaker 1: muscles are weaker than others? Are you? Keep on? Is
Speaker 1: that the Rocky theme? Yeah? Keep on? They test you
Speaker 1: for they to see if if you're gonna, you know,
Speaker 1: get injured. They want to see what you know, what
Speaker 1: the story is. So they put you through a battery
Speaker 1: of physical and then audio and visual tests where you
Speaker 1: have to like play like these little mini video games
Speaker 1: to test your reaction time. Wait a minute, Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold on, you couldn't
Speaker 1: do the podcast last night because you were brought well,
Speaker 1: no pushing buttons, No, but no, no, I was doing
Speaker 1: a lot a cognitive test where you picked out a
Speaker 1: giraffe and at one point they put me in a chair,
Speaker 1: strap my legs in and had me and made me lift.
Speaker 1: They made me lift my leg as many times as
Speaker 1: I can with like dog with weights on it. No,
Speaker 1: but the thing is they were measuring. They were measuring
Speaker 1: what's happening. But you know, and they found out a
Speaker 1: lot about my muscle groups and which muscle groups you
Speaker 1: don't which ones are underworked, have atrophy, which is a
Speaker 1: shrunken muscle because you don't use it. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: you have atrophy of the penis. And also they wanted
Speaker 1: to know, like for you, it's not fair. I was playing.
Speaker 1: That's not fair. I was playing digital whack them all.
Speaker 1: Hold on, But yeah, that's not fair because Normally a
Speaker 1: comeback would be, that's what your mom said, and I
Speaker 1: can't say that. And I can't say that's what your
Speaker 1: girlfriend said last night because I can't because I like
Speaker 1: her and she's an alien. I would never put my
Speaker 1: penis in an alien. So so now I have no comeback.
Speaker 1: Neither one of us can do. Your mom, your mom jokes. Second,
Speaker 1: nobody you track. And I like your sister too much.
Speaker 1: You go, eh, I like your brother bettings. I don't
Speaker 1: know your sister that well, it's your sister said, let yeah,
Speaker 1: my sister. I don't like it. She's too nice. I
Speaker 1: don't like that, So there you go. So I was
Speaker 1: playing digital whack them all on a screen, a big screen,
Speaker 1: like a giant iPad where you're throwing. I can't hold on.
Speaker 1: I can't work out tonight. I can't do the podcast.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm going to whack a mole I'm so
Speaker 1: exhausted for But then I had to do I did.
Speaker 1: I whacked three moles, and I had to do like
Speaker 1: some dance dance Revolution Matt with the with the God
Speaker 1: with the dots on it, Dance Dance Revolution Brody. I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I could the podcast.
Speaker 4: I was playing Dance Dance Revolution and I was whacking
Speaker 4: a mole. And then I played Miss pac Man and
Speaker 4: I was eating pretzels and I swallowed a ghost and
Speaker 4: I'm too tired, I can't possibly. And then I played
Speaker 4: I played GTA for and I hijacked a.
Speaker 1: Car and I couldn't. Oh my god, try something else.
Speaker 1: Way to support, way to support there. I'm supporting. You're
Speaker 1: playing video games. So I'm running back and forth, running
Speaker 1: back and forth with the you know, and then they're
Speaker 1: testing me and they're measuring speed and things and and
Speaker 1: things are coming up on charts. I'm attached to these things,
Speaker 1: these machine many feet anyway. Yeah, NFL pros use this equipment.
Speaker 1: They don't have these in big box gyms. They don't
Speaker 1: have the in your typical ones. I'm not gonna mention them.
Speaker 1: My point is, I'm sitting there and I'm chilling, and
Speaker 1: I'm on these machines that are like crazy, crazy professional
Speaker 1: sports great that you see in lock sports locker rooms.
Speaker 1: So so I'm getting assessed. I was playing Madden twenty
Speaker 1: four and I threw a touchdown pass and there was
Speaker 1: a retro. I threw it to Randy Moss. I unlocked
Speaker 1: his character and I'm so tired. I can't do the
Speaker 1: podcast slices for giving me assessed. I was assessed by
Speaker 1: the best. And now after that, they take that and
Speaker 1: they make that a baseline of my entire physique of
Speaker 1: what's going on. If they took a baseline up your physique. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: well they found that right behind my left shoulder blade,
Speaker 1: this weakness, spouse beef, this weakness back there. So you
Speaker 1: know I have terrible aren't you left handed? Yes? So
Speaker 1: I have good core, a good core strength, but I
Speaker 1: have a terrible I have terrible balance. Uh, if you
Speaker 1: try and stand on one foot and then you close
Speaker 1: your eyes, you'll fall. But they wanted to see how
Speaker 1: long I keep my my weight up. It was weird anyway, Oh, Brodie,
Speaker 1: I was hopping. I was hopping for three minutes. I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't do the podcast. I was hopping
Speaker 1: on one leg and part of me is so tired.
Speaker 1: The other life I could podcast with one leg. I would,
Speaker 1: but I'm so tired. That's great. And then and then
Speaker 1: I so I got home so late yesterday, Oh so late. Okay,
Speaker 1: I hadn't been home all day and I hadn't eaten,
Speaker 1: so plantance dance revolution like right, I did a jump
Speaker 1: when I took my foot from the black box to
Speaker 1: the white box or so tired. So today was my
Speaker 1: first workout a Club three hundred in Tribeca. A Club
Speaker 1: three hundred was that would like lettuce tomato and ranch
Speaker 1: Club three hundred and it's it's they do. They do pet,
Speaker 1: they do OT and then professional training facility and they
Speaker 1: do hot ta. I g yeah, anyone, what kind of
Speaker 1: anyone could become a member? They video games? Did you
Speaker 1: play today? Come work out with me? Did you play
Speaker 1: Navy Seal game? Would you play nurse game? Today? Today
Speaker 1: was a little bit more of a traditional workout, but
Speaker 1: they tried. They tried me on different exercises and different
Speaker 1: things because they wanted to see my endurance in my
Speaker 1: strength today. So today these are building blocks. Okay, So
Speaker 1: once they tested your endurance, after that, five minutes later,
Speaker 1: what they do, well, you played with building blow. I
Speaker 1: was on a treadmill today A little bit. I did
Speaker 1: some I did a couple of stretches, some crazy stretches.
Speaker 1: You know, look I did you know I did crazy
Speaker 1: stretches like trying to tie your shoelace. What kind of
Speaker 1: stretches we talking about? Listen. I want to build Oh
Speaker 1: wait a minute, I want to build my course strength
Speaker 1: because eventually, Bunny, I can't do the podcast. I was
Speaker 1: stretching out. I was trying to ask my own D
Speaker 1: and I couldn't do it. I was stretching so hard.
Speaker 1: By the end of this I may be able to
Speaker 1: I maybe that flexible left shoulder by the end of
Speaker 1: the month. Second quart of Steary, We'll bes in his
Speaker 1: own day. I swear I got speed, Rocky. I'm messing
Speaker 1: my own D. I mean I want to I want
Speaker 1: to be able to be. I want to be eighty
Speaker 1: years old if I could make it that far get
Speaker 1: in there. But I want to be I want to
Speaker 1: be able to lift myself out of bed or if
Speaker 1: I fall down, pick myself up. That's important for everybody. Everyone,
Speaker 1: at the very least build a strong core because guess what,
Speaker 1: I live alone, so who the hell is going to
Speaker 1: pick me up? So I actually the things fall down?
Speaker 1: Could you make sure you knock down that stack of
Speaker 1: papers behind you, like fall into it so it just fees.
Speaker 1: Then the cops come in and they find you like
Speaker 1: a mess. Of papers, and it looks like you were
Speaker 1: maybe like someone searched your apartment, like you got robbed,
Speaker 1: Like looks like a murdlary. There's papers everywhere, David bod
Speaker 1: I challenge you to join this gym with me and
Speaker 1: look bad and work out with me. I'm already first quarter, Brody,
Speaker 1: I'm good. You know that that's the who's paying for it?
Speaker 1: Who's paying for paying for my membership? Yeah, well maybe
Speaker 1: I can hook you up. I don't know that booked
Speaker 1: me up and then we'll put it on the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys corporate card. Any incidentals we can spence those as
Speaker 1: a business expense. Yeah, we don't have a card, but
Speaker 1: if we did, anyway, they're awesome. Yeah, they're Club three hundred.
Speaker 1: So you do what you play Granny Todaynat theodynamics people anyway,
Speaker 1: those So that's my that's my gym story for today.
Speaker 1: Now I will be working out. It will be getting
Speaker 1: a little bit more rigorous as we go. Did you
Speaker 1: say vigorous? Rigorous? Rigorous? But I'll say this as as
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here right now. I you know, I feel
Speaker 1: like I feel like I've learned about there's I feel
Speaker 1: muscles that I didn't know were there. I woke them up. Like,
Speaker 1: it's true, Like there's muscles right now that I'm feeling
Speaker 1: that you're using that term loosely, but go ahead. No,
Speaker 1: there's muscles that because apparently your brain forgets about them
Speaker 1: or whatever the case. So so when you start using
Speaker 1: those muscles, you know, you you actually activate them and
Speaker 1: now there you become more aware of them. So I'm
Speaker 1: just letting you know that you're going to activate the
Speaker 1: muscles in the back of your left shoulder. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: ways to do this anyway. Anyway, it's fascinating, but you
Speaker 1: don't just you know, a lot of people fit in
Speaker 1: My version to the gym all these years. If I
Speaker 1: may has been the working out part, No, it's been.
Speaker 1: It's been because I've been scared. Because you go in
Speaker 1: you see trainers working people to death and they're they're
Speaker 1: fucking gasping for air and they're sweating their balls off
Speaker 1: and looking for water dehydrated. It doesn't have to be that.
Speaker 1: That's probably the wrong way of going about the gym.
Speaker 1: This is a different approach. It's more scientific, and it's
Speaker 1: more Uh, these these trainers are also students of you know,
Speaker 1: your your muscular system and you know whatever, and they
Speaker 1: know they know they're they know what to work work out,
Speaker 1: work me out with. So I'm looking forward to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: someday you'll be whacking like nine or ten moles. I'll
Speaker 1: be whack whacking my own D. Yeah, whacking your own
Speaker 1: deal with much to my dismount. He very good reference.
Speaker 1: Thank you whack whacking my D to my dismay whacking
Speaker 1: my D. By the way, did you see the football clip?
Speaker 1: Did I send you that on Instagram? No? Well, oh
Speaker 1: my god, see anything the greatest, the greatest clip. Let
Speaker 1: me see I can find it, I said, I think
Speaker 1: I sent it to you. I didn't send it to you.
Speaker 1: The defense at some point, we're gonna play some sound here.
Speaker 1: It is here, it is here, it is I'm gonna
Speaker 1: play here. Hold on.
Speaker 2: Defense that Patrick whols his head right, I mean, is
Speaker 2: it possible.
Speaker 1: That they could ride the d? Oh? Yes, ride the
Speaker 1: d You sent that to me and he gave him
Speaker 1: like stank face. He looked at him, He's like, are
Speaker 1: you freaking camera? Like went right to him and it
Speaker 1: knew it knew to go to it was so great,
Speaker 1: so great that footage that you like when I send you,
Speaker 1: uh Instagram videos huh yeah, yeah, yeah I do. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Scary and I send each other Instagram videos that are
Speaker 1: funny all the time. Yeah, we love. I know slices you.
Speaker 1: You send me some. Although there's there's one or two
Speaker 1: of you. I've told you to slow slow down. I
Speaker 1: can't watch six videos a day, twelve a week, whatever.
Speaker 1: I can't one a couple every couple of days. I
Speaker 1: can't keep up. And I can't pick your favorites. Ye,
Speaker 1: pick your favorites. Scary sent me a video today. Now
Speaker 1: here's the problem. I watch every video Scary sends me
Speaker 1: because I figure he knows me and he knows what
Speaker 1: I like. And I out of respect and because I
Speaker 1: know I enjoyed. I do a good job overall, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, I send you, I send you great ship. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like I tried to cultivate a good playlist
Speaker 1: for Scary. If I send him a video, it's like
Speaker 1: a Booklyn guy, a pizza, you know, a tiny food.
Speaker 1: I love the videos, you said. Yeah, So Scary sends
Speaker 1: me a price is Right video today, And at first
Speaker 1: I thought, didn't he send me this like a week ago?
Speaker 1: It looks familiar. Then I realized I sent it to
Speaker 1: him eight days ago and he didn't watch it, didn't
Speaker 1: remember it. And an eight days lady sends it to me, like,
Speaker 1: oh look what I've found because I forgot you send
Speaker 1: it to me. But and then she didn't watch it. No,
Speaker 1: I watched it. I watch everything you send me. Then
Speaker 1: how come you never comment? I comment? I play emoji face,
Speaker 1: So then maybe you didn't know left face. So maybe
Speaker 1: I didn't see that one maybe, which is why I
Speaker 1: send it to you, because I'm like, that's so up
Speaker 1: your alley. It was basically a woman who won the
Speaker 1: prize and wheeling herself on stage in her wheelchair, and
Speaker 1: then they opened the doors and says you could win
Speaker 1: a treadmill, and then it closes up on Drew carry
Speaker 1: and they freeze frame and it's boom boom boom. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They they brought the music home. Even if you didn't,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, you got it, finally speeding out the
Speaker 1: whole time. There was a clip that was even better.
Speaker 1: I want to thank Caitlin Kaiser for sending me this
Speaker 1: clip from the Prices right, since we're talking about prices right, Yes,
Speaker 1: there was a a white woman who won the showcase,
Speaker 1: the bigger showcase. And you know how it is on
Speaker 1: the price is right. If you have the bigger show,
Speaker 1: you won the most money, you're the top dog on
Speaker 1: the showcase showdown. You have a choice. You can either
Speaker 1: bid on the on the showcase they show you, or
Speaker 1: you can pass it to the other person who finished second.
Speaker 1: So this woman decides to pass it to the rather
Speaker 1: uh to the to the man to her right who
Speaker 1: happens to be black. And this is what she says.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see if I can get it right. Hold on,
Speaker 1: here we go, here we gonna she demanded him on
Speaker 1: the prices right A love it. I'm gonna try it again,
Speaker 1: readyn She totally demand him. So thank you. Caitlin Kaiser,
Speaker 1: who is uh Katie J eighty nine. That's c A
Speaker 1: I T y the same way you know, spells in
Speaker 1: their name Katie that way, Katie babbs, Katie Babs Katie
Speaker 1: Babe by the way. I think somebody uh played the
Speaker 1: audio for her that we were making fun of her
Speaker 1: a little bit. Oh no, because I've been listening to
Speaker 1: her more often and she's actually straightened up and flying
Speaker 1: right like she's gotten She's getting really good. She's not babbling,
Speaker 1: she's not making stuff up, she's not trying to be
Speaker 1: really cool talking like this. Yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: said something to her. I don't know what's up. She's
Speaker 1: she's I'm shocked. I'm shocked. So that's why we have
Speaker 1: been playing Katie Blayops audio lately. She's been really good.
Speaker 1: I have to give her credit. So I don't know
Speaker 1: if somebody's been working with somebody, but she's been good.
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying her. Somebody definitely told her Garan that's what
Speaker 1: I'm thinking. Oh, because I mean, you know, they're moles
Speaker 1: all over this place. That's the third reference to God them. Oh,
Speaker 1: I gotta find that somewhere. I should be on my
Speaker 1: laptop somewhere. Yes, hope, we'll play that Glynn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: We will be right back. We got a lot of
Speaker 1: sound to play. We do have a lot of sound,
Speaker 1: A lot did you, So you have to try to
Speaker 1: compile it all. A lot of them are grammar police,
Speaker 1: but they're all the same mistake. There's there's some that
Speaker 1: they should be pluralizing and they don't, and then somewhere
Speaker 1: they shouldn't be pluralizing and they do. But tell me
Speaker 1: the name of the clip, and I'll try to set
Speaker 1: each clip up. All right, And I want to play
Speaker 1: the medical one again that we played on Slice time,
Speaker 1: the medical one, the little p one. Now you got
Speaker 1: asking for a lot there, brodiy kidding. I' play it
Speaker 1: off my phone if I have to. I got it
Speaker 1: right here. So let's start with Let's start with the
Speaker 1: stuff that you we just got. What is this, Yes,
Speaker 1: the ones you just sent me? Okay, Uh so I'm
Speaker 1: not going to say his name because he's a local
Speaker 1: guy here in New York. Sportscaster. You have one of
Speaker 1: the best players, Yeah, one of the best players. Now,
Speaker 1: when you're talking about one of the best players, one
Speaker 1: is the subject of the conversation, and that's singular, not
Speaker 1: the players part. At the end, you're talking about one
Speaker 1: of the best players. Listen to what he said last night.
Speaker 1: The ten best players in the sport are not all
Speaker 1: of a sudden going to be available between now and then. Right,
Speaker 1: One of the ten best players in the sport aren't
Speaker 1: to be available. So that's not right.
Speaker 5: Players in the.
Speaker 1: Sport are not all of a sudden going to be
Speaker 1: available between now and then. Yeah, he says one of
Speaker 1: the ten best players. Anyway, what else you got? I
Speaker 1: have the rhino horns. Grammar Yeah, okay, listen to him again.
Speaker 1: Singular and plural is a grammar Police moment? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can have the jingle read if you want. I
Speaker 1: got a lot of grammar Police.
Speaker 5: In the wh.
Speaker 1: Where's this from? Uh? This is from a news channel
Speaker 1: that was in the car listening to the news and
Speaker 1: this came on. By the way, that singer of the
Speaker 1: Grammar Police and the Startup start Up our rapper Yeah,
Speaker 1: calls me this afternoon, all excited. I go, What's what's
Speaker 1: going on? He goes, Dude, dude, they mentioned your tweet
Speaker 1: last night. What are you talking about? You tweeted about
Speaker 1: Trump and they used it. I go, I didn't tweet
Speaker 1: about Trump. Yeah they did. You You you said something
Speaker 1: that the other David Brody. Yeah, like it was the
Speaker 1: other guy, the guy who wrote a book about him
Speaker 1: and is like friends with him. I wasn't make We've
Speaker 1: talked about this so many times. Yeah, but he's all excited.
Speaker 1: He thought it was mate. No, that wasn't me anyway.
Speaker 1: All right, Shaggy yep, all right, Rhino Horns. Listen to
Speaker 1: this guy again. Grammar.
Speaker 2: The black market trade and wildlife is a twenty billion
Speaker 2: dollar year industry. These animals were destroyed for their horns,
Speaker 2: which has a value of forty to seventy thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: So they're killed for their horns, right, which has a value? No,
Speaker 1: it's which have a value?
Speaker 2: Wait, the black market trade and wildlife is a twenty
Speaker 2: billion dollar year industry. These animals were destroyed for their horns,
Speaker 2: which has a value of forty to seventy Right.
Speaker 1: It's which have a value? No, it could go either way. No,
Speaker 1: it says horns, he said, right, horn if it's plural,
Speaker 1: horns have a value, right, but horns has a value.
Speaker 1: But yeah, because it's a pair of horns. So he
Speaker 1: didn't he said the value of these horns, right, prize
Speaker 1: of value. But together it's one unit, so so has
Speaker 1: would make sense. No, you're incorrect. They're killed for their horns.
Speaker 1: He said, they're killed for their horns, which has a value. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: they have a.
Speaker 2: Value of forty to seventy thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: So hell play that again? Which has a value? I
Speaker 1: want to get that right there? Right there? Destroyed something.
Speaker 2: Animals were destroyed for their horns, which has a value
Speaker 2: of forty to seventy thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, that was destroyed for their horns. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but also the practice of killing them for their horns
Speaker 1: would be it he said. He said, they are distrib No,
Speaker 1: they are destroyed is a singular act. It's singular act
Speaker 1: destroyed about he's talking about the value of the horns.
Speaker 1: He said, they were they're destroyed for their horns. The
Speaker 1: act does the value. So if I killed it, no,
Speaker 1: if I said to you, if I girl, that girl
Speaker 1: has great killing you is this single app has no?
Speaker 1: Not the act he said. There they are destroyed for
Speaker 1: their horns, which has a value of forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: It's I see where you're what you're saying, But it
Speaker 1: sounds okay to me. He's wrong. Well you're wrong too.
Speaker 1: I move on the next little whatever. Let's go to
Speaker 1: the next one slice as you can decide. I just
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound bad. It's terrible. Go on, Wow, man,
Speaker 1: I hate him. You need better hobbies. Actually, I do
Speaker 1: a podcast play. You need a job? What's the next?
Speaker 1: That's for sure? Yeah, what's the next? We need a job? Okay,
Speaker 1: So then you checking back to your email here. See
Speaker 1: I I have this connected Santiago's mother. You have arthritis,
Speaker 1: you have ball, you have ball, you have a stone.
Speaker 1: When did you send me? When did you send me these?
Speaker 1: You have stove guard? Oh yeah, bounce the nation. I'm
Speaker 1: sure I have them all, but I can't find that email.
Speaker 1: I send it to you Tuesday, Wednesday, yesterday, David. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know my email? All right, well, okay, all this
Speaker 1: stuff on the twelfth. Jesus Christ. All right, you have
Speaker 1: golf carts, you have green I got them all. Let
Speaker 1: me let me play in the order play green Day.
Speaker 1: It's the same problem as the horns. Really, yeah, listen
Speaker 1: to the green Day clip. Jesus, Green Day brings three
Speaker 1: decades of drunk energy and exploration. Green Day bring three
Speaker 1: de green Green Day brings. Yes, thank you. That one
Speaker 1: is I agree with. You'll give me that one. Okay,
Speaker 1: get what's the next one? You got? You got? You
Speaker 1: got bitch? Yeah? That that that was awful? Actually all right?
Speaker 1: I have you got hair one hair two? I got
Speaker 1: you got framing bumble back fumble back one, oh fumble back,
Speaker 1: Uh play play that cliss justin timber Timberlake song, I'm
Speaker 1: bringing Fumble back. Yeah, don't play it. She would dobbs
Speaker 1: on the first down after the penalty by Atlanta trying
Speaker 1: to scramble, looking looking, he's hit, he loses the ball,
Speaker 1: gets dropped on the.
Speaker 3: Back of his.
Speaker 1: That makes no sense. He got dropped on Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: he gets dropped on the back of his back. He
Speaker 1: got dropped on the back of on the back of
Speaker 1: his back, that would be his stump, that would be
Speaker 1: his stomach. Yeah, play Chris collins Worth. That's very good.
Speaker 1: Right at the back of his back, of his stomach.
Speaker 1: It is ye dropped on the back of his Chris Collinsworth. Yeah, Mike,
Speaker 1: I have done this before.
Speaker 5: When the backside of your lower back hits first, he
Speaker 5: is going to crawl out of bed tomorrow.
Speaker 1: When the backside of your lower back yeah, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: And that that makes no sense, makes no sense. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Brotherly shove, Yeah of course. Okay, let me explain Brotherly Shove.
Speaker 1: So Brotherly Shove is a play the City of brother Love,
Speaker 1: Philadelphia that the Philadelphia Eagles do when the quarterback has
Speaker 1: like one yard to gain. They used to just the
Speaker 1: quarterback would just run and dive. Now they put people
Speaker 1: behind him and they grab his ass and they shove
Speaker 1: him by his ass. They also known as the touch
Speaker 1: push the touch push, but in Philadelphia they call it
Speaker 1: the brotherly shove. Brotherly show. Listen to the way this
Speaker 1: guy calls the play and how weirdly excited he is
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 3: Given the Eagles their first league with sixteeny a go
Speaker 3: twenty eight or seventeen over the Chiefs. And it's the
Speaker 3: brotherly shoves on the quarterback sneak with people pushing us
Speaker 3: behind right into the insolen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he got very excited about that. Played again, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: and right into it.
Speaker 3: It's the brotherly shoves on the quarterback sneak with people
Speaker 3: pushing his behind right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look I'm pushing that ass, and then he pushes
Speaker 1: it into the end zone, of course, which is what
Speaker 1: else you got? I got? Scissa? Oh this is a
Speaker 1: person who does not know music, even though they're reporting
Speaker 1: the story about Scissa, who spells her name s z
Speaker 1: a oh man. I can't wait to hear this butcher.
Speaker 6: On a total of six nominations this year, but it
Speaker 6: was singer songwriter Siza who had the most with a
Speaker 6: total of nine.
Speaker 1: Can somebody please for these dumas and and pr is
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Speaker 1: stations I slip around jaguars. Oh okay, here today called
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Speaker 1: a football team, the Jaguars, jaguar, it's jaguar. What is this?
Speaker 1: Play it earlier today? The Jaguars throttles the Titans thirty
Speaker 1: four or fourteen. I don't understand it. I know people
Speaker 1: in the South do it. Why are you saying jaguar? Huh?
Speaker 1: People in the South say Jaguars.
Speaker 6: Throttle the jack Jaguars throttle, the Squires strottle it.
Speaker 1: Hey, the Jaguars throttle. The sounds like he did that
Speaker 1: on accident. But no, I'm telling you, people call him
Speaker 1: the Jaguars, and I don't get it. I don't know
Speaker 1: where jaguar comes from. Maybe somebody in the South. We
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Speaker 1: Why why you call the Jaguars the Jaguars? What else
Speaker 1: you got? And then complain about it to the Brook
Speaker 1: and Boys fan group. That's great. Our network of attempts
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Speaker 1: It's okay, it's number two. All right, Oh, I gave
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Speaker 1: We've helped. Team are singular. Okay, so I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: I didn't hear anything. I didn't hear a problem with that.
Speaker 1: Our team are experienced. That's not correct. Yes, why don't
Speaker 1: you got move on?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's not. Network of attorneys are ready.
Speaker 1: Our network of attorneys are ready to fight for you.
Speaker 1: Our network of attorneys are ready. Network is singular, but
Speaker 1: the network of attorneys no, no, no, what the subject is network?
Speaker 1: I'm sure of it. That's what I was trying to
Speaker 1: say before in the last clip, and you told me no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it didn't didn't say a herd of horns. It said
Speaker 1: they are killed for their horns, which is worth forty thousand.
Speaker 1: Our network of attorneys are not right, that's our network is. No,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's are. It's definitely is. Our network of
Speaker 1: attorneys is are. It's the network. Nope, the subject is
Speaker 1: network a network. But to your point earlier, but attorneys
Speaker 1: is plural, that's not the same thing. It's a terrible comparison.
Speaker 1: The other one wasn't god of horns. It wasn't a
Speaker 1: team of horns. They said you were killed for their horns.
Speaker 1: That's why I said earlier, and I'll say it now.
Speaker 1: Each one of these could go both ways. No, they
Speaker 1: can't go both ways. If you're teacher who knows English,
Speaker 1: would you please leave a talk back and let scary
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Speaker 1: What's the sentence? How a network is right? Our network is?
Speaker 1: It sounds awkward to say our network of attorneys is
Speaker 1: why it's our network? You're talking about our network? I
Speaker 1: think for those if you said our list of DJs.
Speaker 1: Would you say our list of DJs are would you
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Well all right, I like that. That's cute. You're
Speaker 1: like a little prick. Yeah, I mean I mean does
Speaker 1: your wife no, that's why she married me exactly, and
Speaker 1: rode sing zing zing Zach? Are you are you ready for?
Speaker 1: Are you ready for the story? Is this the one
Speaker 1: where we're gonna name the podcast after the word help?
Speaker 1: I think so? I mean I think so? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: I mean, unless you want is something you want to
Speaker 1: wrap this baby up with? This is my story? Yees today?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, you could tell your story. I mean I I basically,
Speaker 1: you know, I wanted to talk about and let's talk
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: let's let's say no. If you have something bring no no,
Speaker 1: because mine involves our boy Scotty B who's recently divorced.
Speaker 1: Out there's out there again on the market and single,
Speaker 1: and he's dating and he's I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: about him behind his back, so it's probably best we
Speaker 1: have ill him tonight. No, he gets very nervous. Let's
Speaker 1: put it this way. I'll leave it very briefly. He
Speaker 1: gets very nervous dating these women. And so I might
Speaker 1: have given him bad advice today because he basically the
Speaker 1: date younger. Well, no, I said, he gets nervous dating
Speaker 1: women that he's attracted to. So I said, as opposed
Speaker 1: to ugly ones. Literally, he he dates these women that
Speaker 1: he's attracted to. He only dates women he's attracted to,
Speaker 1: and he gets very nervous. I said, here's a good
Speaker 1: way around that. Practice on a five or a six.
Speaker 1: So if you're not that attracted, so take out someone
Speaker 1: who's who you're not that into. Okay, put that way,
Speaker 1: don't rate him by numbers. Well, whatever it is, I said,
Speaker 1: as it finds someone that you're not attracted to, and
Speaker 1: maybe you should hang out with that person and then
Speaker 1: then you will be nervous because you'll be whatever, and
Speaker 1: then that'll prime you for the times that you were
Speaker 1: just in. I mean, it was it was definitely some
Speaker 1: dickish advice, you know, probably not the best, but I
Speaker 1: feel like there's truth in that. Well, you know what,
Speaker 1: there's an old Abbin and Costello bit if you're which
Speaker 1: they all are, because Abine Costello are from the forties
Speaker 1: and thirties boys and fifties. Uh where Costello is talking,
Speaker 1: Abbot Costello is the fat one. Yeah ba yeah, And
Speaker 1: he says to to uh Abbot, he says, you know,
Speaker 1: someday I hope to marry an ugly woman. And he
Speaker 1: says why. He says, well, if you marry a pretty woman,
Speaker 1: she's likely to get up and leave you and break
Speaker 1: your heart. He says, well, isn't an ugly woman also
Speaker 1: possibly likely to leave you? Because yeah, but who caires?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, you can't. I'm stealing a joke from the forties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that was that was the stick, That was the bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't can't, don't cancel me. No, So you're telling Scotty
Speaker 1: to date women that he doesn't find. Let's just say
Speaker 1: he's not as attracted to or not as into I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're, if you're feeling if you're. But he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I would never date her, date her. Let me be clear.
Speaker 1: When I say date of five or six, I mean
Speaker 1: five or six level of interest. I understand. All right,
Speaker 1: so you you know, and so you're you're dating a
Speaker 1: you know, so that you're only partially interested in that first,
Speaker 1: do that first first, get it in the care free,
Speaker 1: the loosey goosey ones like people need. There's nothing on
Speaker 1: the line. They have nothing to lose. Nothing. If it
Speaker 1: doesn't work out, it's yeah, it's no big deal. So
Speaker 1: I go to like don't not a good match dot com.
Speaker 1: I think that that's a big confidence builder for people.
Speaker 1: Go to eh hominy eh eh Right, there you go.
Speaker 1: Plenty of ugly fish in the sea. Really, so there
Speaker 1: you go that That's what That was my advice to him.
Speaker 1: Fumble the dating site where you could drop the ball.
Speaker 1: Nobody cares. Hio, all right, now, what are you gonna say?
Speaker 1: Do I need more time to come up with puns?
Speaker 1: Because I'm on a roll. You have a story. I
Speaker 1: have a story. So I went I went to a
Speaker 1: doctor's appointment yesterday in a big medical office building, and
Speaker 1: there's a big parking lot, and I got a spot
Speaker 1: right next to the last handicapped spot. I parked next
Speaker 1: to a minivan in which a lot of it. We
Speaker 1: don't call it handicap anymore. It's a handicap parking spot.
Speaker 1: That actually says it on the spot, still handicap parking only.
Speaker 1: I thought we I thought we changed that. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you what the sign said. Okay, Okay, I don't know
Speaker 1: unabled slightly, not as one hundred percent enabled. It's a
Speaker 1: handicapped parking space, handicap stall in the bathroom. That's what
Speaker 1: they call it. Okay, twenty years from now, right, twenty
Speaker 1: forty four, if they changed that officially, don't listen to
Speaker 1: this podcast what I'm saying now and then, can't I
Speaker 1: feel like I feel like there already is an alternate term.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, And don't. You don't have to talk back.
Speaker 1: It's not like I get I listed wheelchairs and I'm
Speaker 1: telling you the spots is handicap parking only. That's the
Speaker 1: point of my story. Okay. So that I'm parked, Okay,
Speaker 1: So I come out, I come out of the building,
Speaker 1: and I had a late appointment because I don't want
Speaker 1: to get up in the morning. I'm not working, so whatever.
Speaker 1: So I got out of the office like four o'clock
Speaker 1: and it's not the parking lot's not very uh it's
Speaker 1: there's a lot of cars, not a lot of people.
Speaker 1: And this woman. Uh the door to the office building
Speaker 1: is a ramp, and the ramp goes to the handicap spots, obviously,
Speaker 1: because why wouldn't it, because that's where the ramp is
Speaker 1: to the handicap spots, but people might be in wheelchairs.
Speaker 1: Right as I come out, I'm the only person coming
Speaker 1: out of the building, and a woman is standing between
Speaker 1: my car and her car. And this is what I hear.
Speaker 1: So you gotta help me. Hit me, I dropped my mama.
Speaker 1: Hit me, I dropped my mama. Holy shit, So I
Speaker 1: go what, I dropped my mama? She slipped. I dropped
Speaker 1: my mama. So this woman, oh, no, scary. Looked like
Speaker 1: she was maybe sixty years old. So I start running
Speaker 1: down the ramp right and I'm thinking to myself, she
Speaker 1: dropped her mama and she's sixty ish. Her mama's got
Speaker 1: to be old, gotta be ninety. So I run down
Speaker 1: into the ramp and her mother is laying between car
Speaker 1: and her mini van. Oh my god, she says, she's okay,
Speaker 1: she's okay. I was trying to put her in the
Speaker 1: car and her wheelchair is there, and she slipped out
Speaker 1: of my She slipped out of her arms and she
Speaker 1: fell out, dropped my mama. So I said, it's okay,
Speaker 1: ma'm I'll try to help you. And I see the
Speaker 1: woman on the ground is very large. I cannot lift
Speaker 1: her up, not safely. Right. She wants me to lift
Speaker 1: her up put her back in the wheelchair. But the
Speaker 1: woman is in like a vest, a protective vest with handles.
Speaker 1: Because I guess like you'd pull her up or lift
Speaker 1: her up by the handles. I can't lift her up carefully.
Speaker 1: I don't want to bang her head. Now. If you
Speaker 1: would have worked out at the gym with me, maybe
Speaker 1: you could have. Yeah, scary, that wasn't the issue. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to do anything. God forbid her.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I know. They say, what if the first thing you're
Speaker 1: supposed to do leave them there and call an ambulance,
Speaker 1: right because you don't want to move them anymore. I
Speaker 1: like them, I said, ma'am, are you in pain. No,
Speaker 1: let me go get help. I run back in the office.
Speaker 1: And I run back into the office I was at,
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, this is what happened is I
Speaker 1: need a couple of people, strong people help this woman. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I run back out and a tiny woman who
Speaker 1: works in the she's a medic of some kind, excuse me,
Speaker 1: runs out with her phone and she's calling nine one
Speaker 1: one and she follows me, and she's too small. She
Speaker 1: can't lift the woman either, so she's not really helpful. Wow.
Speaker 1: So she calls nine one one and nine to one
Speaker 1: one doesn't pick up for some reason, so I call
Speaker 1: nine one one. Meanwhile, the woman's laying on the ground
Speaker 1: and her head is next to the opening of the minivan.
Speaker 1: Now the minivan. You know you have to step up
Speaker 1: to get into a minivan. Yep, the door is all
Speaker 1: the way open. I'm sorry, the door is halfway open
Speaker 1: and it stopped. You know, door sometimes says that spot
Speaker 1: where they stop. Okay. The woman who yelled I dropped
Speaker 1: my mama. She's on the other side. She's next to me.
Speaker 1: The woman's on the ground and we're both on the
Speaker 1: interior side of the door. Right. So the door's open,
Speaker 1: but we're on the inside part of the door, So
Speaker 1: we're standing by the back door of the minivan and
Speaker 1: the woman is on the ground and her head is
Speaker 1: by the seat and the door of the minivan on
Speaker 1: the ground, and she's sort of sitting up a little bit.
Speaker 1: She's trying. So somebody comes by. I call nine one one.
Speaker 1: People are looking, but nobody's helping. As I call nine
Speaker 1: one because other woman's phone isn't working, and the guy's like,
Speaker 1: where's the emergency, I give the address. I tell him
Speaker 1: the cross street. I tell him what kind of car
Speaker 1: I have and what kind of car the minivan is,
Speaker 1: and he goes, all right, is the woman in pain?
Speaker 1: She's not in pain? All right? Could you tell me
Speaker 1: her name and her date of birth? No, I cannot.
Speaker 1: Can you please just come here. I have to help her.
Speaker 1: She's on the ground. I want to lift her head up.
Speaker 1: All right, sir? Can you just ask her a few
Speaker 1: questions for me? Get me the ambulance. I'll call you. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna. I'm gonna dispatch someone, but I first I
Speaker 1: have to ask you some questions. No, no, you don't know.
Speaker 1: Just send the ambulance. The woman's on the ground. She's nice,
Speaker 1: she's ninety four years old. Wow. So I'm like, please
Speaker 1: get here. So with that, the nurse or whatever the
Speaker 1: woman was in the blue scrubs says to the mother,
Speaker 1: do you have a blanket or something? So the woman
Speaker 1: goes around the door, but in order to go around
Speaker 1: the door, to go around the front of the car,
Speaker 1: she pushes the door all the way open, and it
Speaker 1: swings back and hits the old lady in the head. Ooh,
Speaker 1: oh my god. So I lunged for it and I
Speaker 1: grab it like just as it touches her head, but
Speaker 1: it like it got her. I didn't see it, like
Speaker 1: I turned. I was like, oh, the door, what a calamity.
Speaker 1: So then the woman comes back with the blanket. We
Speaker 1: put a blanket on the woman, and then the the
Speaker 1: paramedic says something else, or the woman says something else
Speaker 1: to the daughter. Again the door is like sixty something
Speaker 1: years old whatever, And again she's standing on the door,
Speaker 1: the interior door side of the door, the right side
Speaker 1: of the car. The door is open, and the woman's
Speaker 1: on the ground again, and I have I have a
Speaker 1: blanket on her. I have another blanket I got from
Speaker 1: my car under her head to keep her comfortable, and
Speaker 1: the mother says, oh, let me get a water for her.
Speaker 1: It's in the car, and she pushes the door again.
Speaker 1: The door hits the old lady in the Oh my god,
Speaker 1: so again. I like, I I lunged for the door
Speaker 1: and I slowed it down, but it was hitting her like.
Speaker 1: So I was like, let you hit your mother again? Comedy.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh lord, I'm so sorry. I go, I
Speaker 1: believe time. They also in the head twice. I was
Speaker 1: able to slow it down because I was able to
Speaker 1: reach for the door and get it as it was
Speaker 1: about to hit her. So it just like grazed her.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing trying to kill your mother?
Speaker 1: So finally the police car shows up. The ambulance hasn't
Speaker 1: arrived yet. The police officer gets out. He says, I
Speaker 1: tell him what's going on. He goes, right, let's let's
Speaker 1: try to lift her. I go, I'm up, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not lifting her. Nahn get another cop. I'm not. I
Speaker 1: no offense, but I don't know how to properly lift her. He'said,
Speaker 1: grab her feet. I'm like, no, wow, no you He's like,
Speaker 1: I'll grab her vest and I can't believe someone like
Speaker 1: this is is actually, you know, making you try something
Speaker 1: that you're not a professional at, and you could risk
Speaker 1: more injury to the woman, right, I said, can we
Speaker 1: wait till the paramedics get here. She's not in pain,
Speaker 1: she's laying flat on the ground. I made her comfortable,
Speaker 1: she's breathing, okay, she's she's got I made her warm,
Speaker 1: I gave her I got a blanket for her. I said,
Speaker 1: if we could just keep her daughter from hitting her
Speaker 1: and had with the car door, will be good. So
Speaker 1: the ambulance finally shows up and the paramedics come out
Speaker 1: and they help her. They lift her up, put her
Speaker 1: into the car, and they ask to take it to
Speaker 1: the emergency room. Whatever she's whatever. So I did my part.
Speaker 1: Is a good Samaritan. I kept her comfortable, I got
Speaker 1: help called nine one one. I didn't bank it on her,
Speaker 1: but I couldn't pick her up, and I saved it
Speaker 1: from being bashed in the head twice. You're going to heaven, Brody,
Speaker 1: You're going to heaven. I still don't think I've overcome
Speaker 1: the things I've done, but I've undone a couple of
Speaker 1: I've made some points well, I'd like to name the
Speaker 1: episodes that helped me. I've dropped my mama. Are you
Speaker 1: not hearing this time? Now? Jeff, you're talking all over
Speaker 1: the jingles and you're supposed to stop and with etiquette,
Speaker 1: and and you hear a jingle, you pause? What the
Speaker 1: hell you're talking to jingle? Supposed to not play a
Speaker 1: jingle when I'm talking. Your story was over. You can
Speaker 1: talk peanut butter and my talking. Your voice, your voice
Speaker 1: came to arrest rarely, it went down. The voice. We
Speaker 1: had to breathe for a second. All right, play the
Speaker 1: mail time. I'm glad you brought this jingle home from
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty five of email. Wow, do you not care
Speaker 1: about our email? I care about email. I care it
Speaker 1: all the slices and put time. That sounds like it's
Speaker 1: nail time. Welcome, you've got mail? That's right. You can
Speaker 1: still emails and we do check the email box sometimes
Speaker 1: at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. And
Speaker 1: Gabriel Scott wrote to us and said, hey, guys, it's
Speaker 1: Gabe all the way from Central California. I'm only twenty two,
Speaker 1: but I've been listening to the Big Show on Hits
Speaker 1: for ten years, and I'm a huge size for life now.
Speaker 1: I've been listening to the podcast since episode negative one
Speaker 1: forty seven, listen to all the off air show episodes.
Speaker 1: It's taken me three years to catch up, but I'm
Speaker 1: finally at episode two seventy two. You guys have been
Speaker 1: by my side through four jobs, four cars, three houses,
Speaker 1: countless times waiting by the fucking trash can at McDonald's
Speaker 1: after they made me park to wait for my order.
Speaker 1: Fuck fuck you McDonald's. I'm also quite embarrassed to say
Speaker 1: that the only pizza places that we have around here
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Speaker 1: Me and Eds. Yeah. The grammar alone would keep me out,
Speaker 1: of course, and I think that they're pretty good. Don't
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Speaker 1: scary and brody. Thank you, Oh very nice, Stephanie Mirabella
Speaker 1: Episode two eighty Hey, brody and scary and scary and brody.
Speaker 1: I recently heard the latest episode and I wanted to
Speaker 1: say how sorry I am. I lost my mom in
Speaker 1: April twenty twenty two. I miss her with all my
Speaker 1: heart and I understand how you guys are feeling. My
Speaker 1: thoughts are with you both and your families. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much, Stephanie, Mirabella that we got a couple from
Speaker 1: uh oh here just German bias. Uh oh, it's let's
Speaker 1: just are your shirre. It's not her mom, he tweets
Speaker 1: us all the time. J E G E R M
Speaker 1: A N. All right, Well, I mean it could be German.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding her. I'm not going to read the
Speaker 1: contents of it. I'll photo to you Brody read it.
Speaker 1: Uh It's just it's a really nice email, very poignant,
Speaker 1: very well written about our moms. Okay and Jess, I
Speaker 1: you're number one fan. Hello, Hello there, Scary and Larry David.
Speaker 1: Larry David and Scary. I just wanted to say you
Speaker 1: guys rock. You to make my day. We want to
Speaker 1: thank you for putting a smile on my face. I
Speaker 1: will always listen to your podcast. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I love how you too playfully bash each other. It's
Speaker 1: so comical. He is that the secret song? Did you
Speaker 1: just fart?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I went hot and I moved the microphone sound like
Speaker 1: you're farted. Yeah, I don't fart like a microphone sound.
Speaker 1: All right, here's one Merry Christmas and happy Honica. See
Speaker 1: this is the last time. Thank you. Fait a minute,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, Honka. It was two weeks before Christmas,
Speaker 1: so I lets you go first, Merry Christmas and happy,
Speaker 1: Mery Christmas. Happy. I think the larger problem, I think
Speaker 1: this is the larger problem is I'm reading an email
Speaker 1: from December twenty second. Oh, anyway, episode I decided, oh
Speaker 1: thanks for reading my email on episode two fifty two
Speaker 1: about bitcoin, I decided to invest in fifty two. So
Speaker 1: I decided to invest in it. Not life changing money,
Speaker 1: but fifty dollars here, one hundred dollars there. Luckily, luckily
Speaker 1: bitcoin went up because of the talks about black Rock
Speaker 1: and bitcoin whatever, and but a BAP went up I think,
Speaker 1: and basically they made some profit off of it. So
Speaker 1: they took the prophet and what do you think they
Speaker 1: bought with that? Brody more bitcoin? Some merch from the
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Speaker 1: up the great work here's the twenty twenty four filled
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Speaker 1: Uh posting for my local Facebook group. Attached the original
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Speaker 1: button the bottom photo. Brody is the phrase. That's to
Speaker 1: whom That's to whom I am referring to redundant? Should
Speaker 1: it not be? That's to whom I am referring? Yes? Correct. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So there you go. That was the post. And I
Speaker 1: saw somebody on TikTok who said, oh I saw tonight.
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Speaker 1: one more from Yvette Elaine heartfelt appreciation for the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys from Kenya. Yo, Brooklyn Boys, I'm Alane from Kenya
Speaker 1: stumbled upon your podcast a few months ago, and I've
Speaker 1: grown to love it here Brody, your quick wit is unmatched.
Speaker 1: Scarier passion for food and traveling is inspiring. Love you guys.
Speaker 1: Went through more than one hundred and fifty episodes, not
Speaker 1: in order, not in order, but I have gone back
Speaker 1: to listening in order religiously. I'm now on episode twenty four. Nice,
Speaker 1: I love Scary, brought the listening order jingles home, I
Speaker 1: love it here h g A r Okay. Been telling
Speaker 1: my friend about you guys, and I managed to convince
Speaker 1: three of my friends to listen to you. We got
Speaker 1: four in Kenya. What can I say? They love the rants, Keith,
Speaker 1: the Labs coming hashtag even if not even hashtag free
Speaker 1: dessert hashtag got free desserts in Kenya. Slice when I
Speaker 1: When I worked for Starbucks many many years ago, the
Speaker 1: uh the Kenyan coffee was one of my favorites. Yeah
Speaker 1: m hm, So I just figured we'd get some uh
Speaker 1: wow mail out there. So it's because we don't do
Speaker 1: the talkbacks on the podcast anymore, we can bring back
Speaker 1: some mail. These are like right backs, right backs, right right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We just open up your heart radio app and then
Speaker 1: close it, then open up your email and then write
Speaker 1: us an email. We get traditional email, we get some uh,
Speaker 1: we get some d ms and stuff. We'll still do
Speaker 1: that on the Big Show, the Big, Our Big podcast.
Speaker 1: So it goes down in the DM as you know. Yep,
Speaker 1: I don't know nothing that's going down to my dms
Speaker 1: except people send me videos. You should, you should. That's
Speaker 1: why we need to talk to Scottie B next week.
Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, I need to. I need to
Speaker 1: to make one more because ship's going down in his
Speaker 1: dms with with him being single. But Scotty's Scotty's gonna
Speaker 1: have no problems getting, uh, getting whatever he wants to
Speaker 1: get because he's attractive and he's fun and he's got
Speaker 1: a good job and uh yeah, all right, let me
Speaker 1: find the I gotta find Oh it's it's a okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, So you know Telarcio's. It's that place I
Speaker 1: told you about here. They're in Central Jersey. They're a deli.
Speaker 1: They have great videos. Yes, the staff is hilarious. Webs
Speaker 1: seeing their Instagram stuff. Yeah. So they put up a
Speaker 1: sandwich about a week and a half ago and they said,
Speaker 1: what we need everybody, We want you to name the sandwich,
Speaker 1: and it was garlic bread. It was Aaronsini balls, which
Speaker 1: are rice balls, ko choey peppy balls. Bring that salt
Speaker 1: peppy ball right, And then it was chicken uh, chicken
Speaker 1: tenders on top of that. Mush down the ko choe
Speaker 1: peppy rice balls. And then they poured a Peter Luger
Speaker 1: sauce over the top slathered me with that ship. So
Speaker 1: it was Peter Luger sauce chicken tenders. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: schowey peppy balls on garlic bread. Dude, did you try it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: My point was I wanted to name it. What do
Speaker 1: you want to call it? Is that a naming contest?
Speaker 1: They said, pick up, suggest a name for these? What'd
Speaker 1: you call it? So? So I said, first I said
Speaker 1: Brooklyn's breasts and balls. Call it the Triple B. And
Speaker 1: then I said, call it garlck gar lick l i
Speaker 1: c k garlck Peter's Saucy tender Balls. I think that's
Speaker 1: it's clever, but it's too long of a title. But
Speaker 1: then I then I shortened it to Peter's Saucy tender Balls,
Speaker 1: and then I just called it tender balls. That's the
Speaker 1: name of this episode. Tender Balls or Brooklyn's tender Balls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that. Better thought it. I thought you would
Speaker 1: call it hell By dropped my Mama. Help I drop
Speaker 1: my Mama. Which do you like better? No, peter Saucy
Speaker 1: tender Balls. I like Peter's Saucy tender Balls. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like that one. That might funny. Well we're naming the
Speaker 1: episode while the episode is still happening. Yeah, I love that,
Speaker 1: unless I go in and change it after you put
Speaker 1: it up there. Because I'm from Brock Boys Boys