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Speaker 1: this breaking news, right here on The Jewel Show, Kim

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Speaker 1: Kardashian has revealed that she uses chat GPT to study

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Speaker 2: See how easy it is to create a news story.

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Speaker 1: Here's your first headline for real news or fake news.

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Speaker 1: Hospital mistakenly apologizes for accidentally killing five hundred and thirty

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Speaker 1: America probably doesn't have the worst healthcare system in the world,

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Speaker 1: apologizing after sending letters to five hundred and thirty one

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Speaker 2: Resolve their estates. Oh no, so you d have to.

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Speaker 1: Call your aunt and be like, hey, I'm dead. I

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Speaker 2: Like? Is this real? You just always put.

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Speaker 3: And my ghosts? Let me clear internet search history just

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Speaker 1: Here? I don't wonder that now becaworker comes whishling down

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Speaker 1: Companies like Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk are considering adding

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Speaker 2: That has to be fake. That's that has to be fake.

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Speaker 2: Why does it have to be fake?

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Speaker 1: Because you can't that's the workplace, Like there's a recipe

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Speaker 4: And you're asking less it makes it less like, you

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Speaker 2: Like there should be a limit, max, do it before

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Speaker 1: It is a fake news story.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so hear me out, no pods. We come in

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Speaker 1: Here's another headline for real news or fake news. A

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Speaker 2: Of dollars in New York City. They're rats, yeah, pretty

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Speaker 2: much snitching. Yeah, they're snitching're switching. They're snitching, and they're

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Speaker 2: making millions of dollars doing it. Wow. Is this a

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Speaker 4: It can't be that easy. It can't be that easy. Man,

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Speaker 4: New Yorker finds out that you just did that.

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Speaker 2: That's a joke. No, are you mean this is real?

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Speaker 2: Have you seen TikTok?

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Speaker 3: People are finding so many ways of how not to

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Speaker 2: One, this is real. You're saying it's real, Victorian, I'm

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Speaker 2: saying it's fake. It's fake. This is one a real

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Speaker 1: You can go make a million dollars a year just

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Speaker 1: by sitting on the street and watching cars idol in New.

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Speaker 2: York and that's you better watch your back. But it

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Speaker 1: So a million dollars a year, you still have to

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Speaker 1: split an apartment with seventeen people.

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