WEBVTT - Intent w/ Tenea Intriago 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:04.000 Of the law and order franchises, SVU is considered especially watchable. 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:06.800 We are the amateur detectives who kind of investigate the 0:00:06.840 --> 0:00:07.640 vicious felonies. 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:08.840 These episodes are based on. 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:30.280 These are our stories done done. Hello, Hello, Hello, Welcome 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:32.560 to That's Messed Up n SVU podcast. 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:34.320 I'm Kara Clank and I'm. 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:36.960 Liza Traeger, and every week we talk about an episode 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:39.320 of SVU, the true crime it's based on, and we 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:42.040 interview an incredible guest from the episode. 0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:45.440 Your hellos hellos are very Broadway. Oh I thought I 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:48.040 was doing RuPaul. Oh Hello, Hello, Hello. 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:54.800 Oh you're right. Oh God, I'm a fraud. I'm a fraud. Listen, 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:56.880 we have huge news for everybody. 0:00:57.160 --> 0:00:58.960 One of the greatest things that's ever happened in my 0:00:59.000 --> 0:00:59.960 life happened at your back. 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:04.000 Oh my gosh, your daughter's birthday party. Okay, what happened? 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:08.560 The bounce house deflated with children inside, and they were 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:11.520 screaming like it was the Titanic. It was fully their 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:15.679 titan But we're laughing because it's we know they're safe. 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:17.800 It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. But I looked 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:20.160 in the screams on their face. 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:23.080 They were terrified, and it's literally just like the hose 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:26.160 came apart from you know, the air and the cat 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:29.319 just the air supply came apart from the actual bounce house. 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:31.679 The worst thing that happens is that a bounce house 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:35.320 gently folds down on you. But these children were like 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:39.000 in a burning building in their minds. They were like, nah, 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:41.600 of course I got a bounce house for this party 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:43.920 that had five children on it, because we're still sort 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:45.880 of we're still in a pandemic. So this was like 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:49.880 all vaccinated and then just a few kids and there 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:51.440 were a couple of kids in the bounce house at 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:53.760 the time, and it was it was really funny. 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:56.960 My husband, have you ever seen the movie Force Majeure, Like. 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:58.640 They just it's a it's a famous movie, and then 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:01.240 they recently remade it with Julie Alois Dreyvis and Will Ferrell. 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:03.600 It's basically like at the beginning of the movie, there's 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:06.520 an avalanche and the guy and Will Ferrell's character just 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:08.920 saves himself. He doesn't even look at what his kids 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:10.840 and wife are doing. And then the rest of the 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:12.760 movie is like her dealing with the fact that her 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:15.239 husband just didn't I had that moment with my husband 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:17.640 because he just watched the Bounce House to flat. 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:21.560 And I go do something, like, go help do something. 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:24.000 I'm like eight months pregnant. I'm not going to fucking 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:27.639 save the Bounce House. And I was like, I can't 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:29.519 believe you didn't do anything. He's like, they're fine. I'm like, 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:31.840 you're right, they are. It's not the same as an all. 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:35.079 But their screaming faces will always hopefully be emblazed to 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:38.000 my memory because and. 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:39.560 Then of course we hooked it back up and they 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:41.800 were back in it in two seconds, bouncing around. 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:42.760 Yeah, of course. 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:46.560 And then obviously you know, I came home the same 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:49.760 day Stabler came home. Yeah, so we couldn't talk about it. 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:51.560 We've gotten all your messages. 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:53.399 Yeah, you may have seen. 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:55.400 Our live We have a live up from what we 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:57.840 thought we would go live a bunch of times during commercials, 0:02:57.880 --> 0:02:59.239 but then we just got really wrapped up in the 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:01.239 episode and it was like, I think it was also 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:01.760 too much. 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:07.040 But then also I had not drank or smoked weed 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:10.240 in four or five months, and so I had two 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:12.000 manhattans and a joint, and. 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:14.440 I was, yeah, a lot of a lot of you 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:16.359 noticed a lot of you wrote in and were like, 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:17.760 how high is Lisa right now? 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:21.799 I remember I was, yeah, I had a great night, 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:24.120 and honestly, instead of making me want to drink and 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:25.799 smoke more and made me be like I should take 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:26.720 more breaks because then. 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:27.600 You just get lit. 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:31.200 It was really fun. But I've been getting high every 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:32.160 day since i've been back. 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:35.400 Well what do you think? 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:38.320 I mean? I liked the episode. I liked the SVU 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:41.040 episode Organized Crime. I'm gonna give it a shot. I mean, 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:43.200 it seems like it's a very different animal because it's 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:45.760 more of like a multi episode arc kind of. 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:47.800 Dylan McDermott is a crime boss. 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:52.720 I don't buy it. I just the whole thing is 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:56.160 so silly to me. I don't of course I will watch. 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:57.240 I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch it. 0:03:57.640 --> 0:04:00.960 But with the SVU, like I think we all I 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:02.760 don't know, you guys can correct me if I'm wrong, 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:04.760 and I know you will. I think we all kind 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:07.240 of thought he was like coming back to SVU and 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:09.440 like he's not. You guys like he just came back 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:12.160 for that episode. I bet he'll dip in. But I 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:14.040 think a lot of people were like, oh, he's coming 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:16.520 back to SVU. They're gonna get together and all this stuff, 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:18.440 and it's like, I don't know if that's gonna happen. 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:21.200 No, it was a promotional tool. Yeah, you guys. 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:23.840 This wasn't some creative thing or a gift to us. 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:26.599 They just needed people to watch organized crime. 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:29.960 Yeah, they'll probably be like at least like everuple a 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:32.080 couple of episodes where the Mafia and. 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:34.640 Like or whatever, the mob organized crime unit. 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:38.120 It's the same way as they they crisscross with vice, 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:42.560 they crisscross with like aland security. I mean, how many 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:45.040 times does Chicago and New York have to coordinate an 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:49.360 investigation together? I ask you, But I think it's it's 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:51.280 I would really love. 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:52.240 To know what was in that letter. 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:55.720 I get speech, so I would like to say I 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:58.160 like that Benson got to stand up for herself and 0:04:58.240 --> 0:05:00.640 be like you fucked up, dude. You I saw you 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:03.120 every single day for a decade and you just leave 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:06.080 with nothing. Like I didn't realize how much that would 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:08.320 suck her up because that episode where she cries, I'm like, 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:10.280 all right, relax, and now I'm like, oh. 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:11.480 Yeah, this is traumatizing. 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:14.839 Yeah, Like this person that you consider your best friend 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:18.840 you would trust your life with them, just stops talking. 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:20.920 To you because you've had friends leave jobs before that 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:22.560 you were on with them and you still talk, you 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:24.240 still get together and get a drink. 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:27.240 Like yeah, or at least on the internet. Yeah, do 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:31.120 you think they're Facebook friends? But so I like that 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:33.440 she was able to call him out and stand up 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:36.960 for herself and like that was good. But I was 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:43.360 like disappointed that Stabler has learned nothing, not one bit 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:47.080 of therapy, not one moment of not wanting to violently. 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:49.520 And instead of learning to go in to therapy, he 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:50.400 was learning Italian. 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:53.240 Yeah, he speaks Italian, but he does not speak mental 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:57.440 health or and Hannah did research and there is Italian liaisons. 0:05:57.760 --> 0:06:01.359 I believe Hannah, but I just think it's like nuts 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:03.320 that they would just take a guy who doesn't speak 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:05.480 Italian and has no knowledge of Italy and just be 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:07.760 like you're our guy in Rome now, Like it just 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:08.760 doesn't make sense to. 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:11.560 Me, but I'll let it slide. Yeah, I mean I 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:14.520 liked seeing the kids. I wish Kathy wasn't dead. I mean, 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:17.400 I don't know what to say. I was, yeah, come 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:19.760 for me. I was like I was into their acting, 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:23.160 like Obviously I loved seeing them together, but I was 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:25.279 just disappointed. 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:28.360 At his growth when they first had them like meet 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:31.120 up with each other and they you're just like, go, okay, 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:32.800 go ahead hug, Like are you gonna hug each other? 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:36.560 And they just like didn't. That was tense. Yeah, but 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:39.240 I like that the kids were happy to see her too. 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:41.479 Somebody wrote into our Instagram and goes, I can't believe 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:43.359 they used all the same kids. I'm like, they did 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:45.880 not use all the same kids. They've completely been recast. 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:48.640 Two of the actors are back. Dickie and Kathleen are 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:52.960 the same actors, but Maureen's been recast. Elizabeth, who was 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:56.840 unseen as a child, has fully been recast, and same 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:59.200 with Eli, because Eli was Elliott. 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:00.880 Junior was just like a baby. I think when he 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:02.120 was on that sh I also think. 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:04.880 These fans are sickos when they're like, great, Kathy's dead, 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:09.000 you guys, fuck, They're just like thrilled this woman died 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:12.200 so they can get their job. I was sad Kathy died. 0:07:12.280 --> 0:07:14.360 I was really sad Kathy died. Yeah, she didn't even 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:16.920 get to like, you know, I don't. I just wanted 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:19.200 her to retire with it have a good life at 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:20.640 the end, like relax. 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:22.160 But you know what, at least she got to spend 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:24.160 her last year's living in Rome. I mean she probably 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:26.200 had it. She was living in Queen's before that. No 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:28.680 offense to Queen's, but Queen's to Rome, that's an upgrade. 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:32.920 Yeah. I cannot believe you're glassing over Dicky's beard. Oh 0:07:33.040 --> 0:07:36.000 you so traumatized by that? Yeah, you know what. 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:38.360 I think Dicky's beard is a fuck you to Stabler 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:41.680 Like they've always had, you know, tension, the two of them, 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:45.080 and I think he's just like, look at me now, Dad, 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:45.680 I'm a man. 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:46.320 I don't know. 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:47.400 I don't know. 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:48.920 Maybe I'm looking too far into it. Do you have 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:49.800 any thoughts on the beard? 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:53.880 I don't care. I honestly, I wish I cared. No, 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:56.400 I don't know if I love a beard that thick. 0:07:56.600 --> 0:08:00.720 It seemed unkempt. Yeah, unkempt is a great word. But 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:03.640 I don't have much other news except I mean, I 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:05.640 have started a whole new life in a different state. 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:06.000 Hello. 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:10.040 But also I have been sadly rewatching girls next door. 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:12.720 And I'm in the middle of season four about the 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:13.600 Playboy mansion. 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:17.440 Yeah, it's weird. I have told you that I already. 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:19.640 I watched it as it was on. I think I've 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:22.440 seen every episode. It's a very weird part of mine 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:24.280 because that doesn't seem like kind of show I would watch. 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:26.800 And I've seen all of our friends have watched it too. 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:29.080 I think at the time it was just like that 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:32.360 was an intriguing show. Anyway, this is all to say, 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:34.959 please join us for our podcast about the Girls next Door. 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:37.760 It's a spin off. We're going to be reviewing every 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:39.199 episode of NU. We're just joking. 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:41.560 He looked at me with such disappointment that I brought 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:44.120 that up. But I and then I have nothing else 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:45.920 to add. I don't even have a fun story with it. 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:47.640 I'm just like, I watch that. 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:51.240 I think that's where my disappointment came. Yeah, it's like, Lisa, 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:54.559 I think you know how to finish a deal. But okay, 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:57.160 let's jump into our episode because we have a really 0:08:57.200 --> 0:08:59.800 good one today, and it's a little bit of a 0:08:59.800 --> 0:09:02.360 long one, but it's a good ee So stay tuned, 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:08.559 all right, everybody. 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:08.959 Let's dive in. 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:14.960 This is season nineteen, a more recent baby episode eight, 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:19.199 and the episode is called Intent. I'm just gonna be upfront, 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:21.400 up top. I am not a big fan of a 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:26.319 post toddler Noah. Okay, Noah as a baby is adorable 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:28.800 and I love I wanted him to just stay that 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:31.400 age forever. When they time jump to Noah being a 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:34.439 curly haired, little mouth talkbacker, I don't like it. 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:37.599 And I don't know if I'm obsessed with Noah, but 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:41.640 I definitely do not hate him on the level of hate. 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:43.280 Is a strong Hate is a strong word. I would 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:46.800 never say you hate children. I hate children. No, I 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:49.839 don't like I just don't. He doesn't do anything for me, 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:51.400 Like I roll my eyes at all his parts of 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:53.400 the show. And I think, also, it's like too much. 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:55.719 There's so much angst for Olivia in there. It's like 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:57.280 she gets enough of it at work. Can't hurt, Like 0:09:57.320 --> 0:09:59.040 a life with her son just be a little bit easy. 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:00.600 It's just it's annoying for me anyway. 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:02.679 Well for me, it's the opposite. I'm like, this is 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:05.280 such a well behaved little kid, Like, no kid is 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:06.880 this behavior? Are you kidding? 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:10.280 Maybe this episode later he is such a little punk. 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:12.400 He talks back to her, he tries to run across 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:14.760 the street. She grabs his arm. She ends up getting 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:19.040 a fucking child services like investigation because she bruised his 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:20.760 arm trying to save him from getting hit by a 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:22.959 cab and he's like, whatever, Mom, I don't want to 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:25.920 do that. Likes he's like a punk at age seven already, 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:28.439 and I don't like it. All right, all right, I 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:30.840 think he needs Olivia to show him somewhre disappointed. 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:33.400 But we need to do a disclaimer that you love 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:34.000 the actor. 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:36.040 Oh yeah, the little boy is so cute. He's like 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:37.920 a cut little hip hop Dan, sir, nothing wrong with 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:42.079 the actor. I'm talking about Noah anyway. And also I 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:44.439 understand he's been through some hard times. The first year 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:47.480 of his life wasn't great. But I think Olivia's drying 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:49.560 really hard. I think I'm looking at it from Olivia's 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:51.960 point of view. She's trying really hard to give him 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:53.480 a great life, and he's being a little bit of 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:57.679 a of a bee. Okay, So we open on Noah 0:10:57.720 --> 0:11:02.560 walking to school with his grandmother. She aka teen icon 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:07.920 turned full grown actress and star Brookshields. 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:11.120 Who and our first female eyebrow icon that we discussed. 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:15.880 Yes from the female side of the eyebrow School of Fame. 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:20.960 It is Brookshields, and I believe that Brookshields and Marishka 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:23.079 are good friends in real life, and that she was 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:24.520 like begging her to do this part and was like, 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:26.640 you're going to play a grandma and she was like okay, 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:30.000 which I think if we all watch the Paley Center special, 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:35.040 we saw that little tidbit, so she we see kind 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:37.760 of like the dynamic forming of how they're sort of 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:40.439 trying to like not co parent, but like form sort 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:44.080 of a family structure together. Olivia walks up to Shila 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:46.440 and Noah. She's like inviting Sheila to dinner. She can't 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:48.920 make it, but like they're they're they're becoming this cute 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:52.240 little family, and then Noah drops the bomb as they 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:54.400 walk away and goes, I wish I got to meet Ellie. 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:57.080 And as you can remember if you're or maybe you don't, 0:11:57.080 --> 0:11:59.400 if you don't watch the show, that's fine. Ellie is 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:04.040 Noah's by iological mom, who was a had drug problems 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:08.880 and was a sex worker and ended up being killed 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:12.800 by Noah's biological father in a very gruesome in a 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:15.240 very gruesome episode which we will we will probably cover 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:16.120 another time. 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:19.840 And it's like season long drama because she got murdered 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:21.880 one episode and then we don't meet the. 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:25.480 Boss of the gang for seasons, I feel, right, we think. 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:27.160 That we kind of think the father's out of the picture, 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:29.599 and then he's back. It's very traumatic for you know, 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:32.559 Olivia's roller coaster of trying to become a mother. So 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:36.199 Olivia when he mentions Ellie, Olivia gets that sort of 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:38.240 like punched in the gut look where her mouth is 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:40.600 like slightly agape and she's got her eyes are kind 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:44.240 of darting, so we get that signature Benson gut punch look. 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:46.679 And then we cut to two teen girls in a 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:50.840 pharmacy and they're just like looking for a shampoo called 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:52.559 pink Ice. But then it turns out there looking for 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:56.199 blue Glacier, which to me sounds like an axe body 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:58.760 spray sent But go off, girls, you get what you want. 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:04.360 They are devoteys of a social media influencer named Katie Miller, 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:07.320 who has a website called Katie's Clatch that we can 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:10.280 see on the phone. It has two hundred and thirteen 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:14.800 thousand followers, not bad, lots of pics of her looking, sexy, 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:18.319 bikini shots, et cetera. Now we're sort of cutting back 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:21.000 and forth with two scenes. The next scene is Katie, 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:23.880 the actual influencer, in a faux for a jacket, like 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:26.440 giggling at her phone up books this sort of jacked 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:30.320 dude with like a big neck tattoo. There's cheesy pop 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:32.920 music playing, so we're getting the vibe that this is 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:35.959 like a cute little date that they're meeting up and 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:38.320 he's like, how is Argentina? And she's like, I think 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:41.120 you mean Pensacola, which at the time I was like, 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:44.400 what kind of moron confuses Argentina with Pensacola. But as 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:47.280 it keeps going, you kind of realize why that mistake happened. 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:50.360 And I would like to mention that this guy is 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:53.840 played by Steve Howie, who I watched a lot of Shameless, 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:57.440 and he is I think one of the top honks 0:13:57.480 --> 0:13:57.880 in the world. 0:13:58.000 --> 0:13:59.439 Oh, I'm so glad you brought that up because I 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:01.600 forgot to look up who he was, So he's from Shame. 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:02.640 I'm obsessed with him. 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:04.880 That's his main role because I've seen him in other stuff, 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:06.679 but I feel like that's his main big thing. 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:10.800 Yeah, and he plays like a lovable idiot, like he's 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:13.800 a bar He owns the Bar. I loved Shameless, but 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:18.520 then I always hate when things become basically they wouldn't 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:20.160 let Lip go to college and they kicked him out, 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:21.760 and I'm like, if you're not letting Lip go to college, 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:23.600 I'm done with the show, Like can you just give 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:24.600 him a fucking break? 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:27.320 Sorry if this sounds insane to people that don't watch it, 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:30.040 but Steve Howie was also they just got divorced, but 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:33.680 he was married to Sarah Shahi, who was a very 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:36.840 sexy character in The l Word, and her and Kate 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:40.160 Mennig my one of my top celebrity crushes. They had 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:43.400 like the most insane sex scenes ever, so and they 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:45.440 had a cute kids. So I've been I've been obsessed 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:47.360 with Steve Howie for a very long time. So I 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:49.560 was like, very exciting. 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:52.120 I let you do the descripting because I would not 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:54.040 have known anything about Steve Cowie. 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:56.920 He was the lead in Riba also, I think you're 0:14:56.960 --> 0:14:58.880 missing he got a start as one of the leads. 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:01.240 And hey, any friend of Riba as a friend of mine, 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:02.560 and that's where he met Sarah. 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:05.160 Sarah was doing a guest star on that show and 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:06.840 they met on the set of fucking Reba. 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:09.760 Okay, and I love Riba because she likes corn dogs 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:11.680 and I that I love. 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:15.400 We could do a separate podcast just talking about why 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:19.040 have you seen all the photos of Riba with corn dogs? 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:22.040 Riba is on private jets after her show's eating corn 0:15:22.120 --> 0:15:23.080 dogs all the time. 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:27.560 We will post some of these on our Instagram. 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:28.400 Do you worry? 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:32.800 We will get these. We will get these to the world. Okay. 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:37.400 So basically now I want to call him Steve Howie, 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:40.080 but we don't know the guy's name yet, the jacked guy. 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:43.280 He is like, how about we just go straight to 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:45.120 my house and get to know each other, and she's like, 0:15:45.280 --> 0:15:46.960 straight home on a first date, you should buy me 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:49.320 a meal first, which I kind of like agree with, 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:51.720 and then she's like, jkjk, let's just go back to 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:55.360 your place. So she's fully fine with that idea. Now 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:57.520 we're back to the Blue Glacier teens. They get an 0:15:57.560 --> 0:15:59.760 alert on their phone, which is Katie posting to her 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:02.440 blae being like first date hunk with a range Rover 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:05.440 a big red one, wish me luck. Okay, so the 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:08.680 girls are like gagged that Katie has such a cool day, 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:10.040 and they're like he has a range drover. 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:12.960 Stevie has a bicycle, and then her friend. 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:15.400 Goes, broom him. What the fuck is broom him? I 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:17.560 think I meant to look this up on Urban Dictionary. 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:18.680 That is SVU. 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:20.920 That is like some fifty five year old SVU writer 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:23.680 being like, I think my daughter says broom him. 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:25.960 Let's try that, Like you know, it's like it did 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:28.440 not make it at e. So my ideas are like 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:30.160 sweep someone off the feet. 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:32.880 And then also like the other thing I'm thinking is 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:35.720 probably not it Urban dictionary is saying to broom is 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:36.800 to get rid of something. 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:41.000 Okay, so it exists umber urban Dictionary. Maybe I'm the 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:42.960 fifty five year old writer who doesn't know what the 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:45.120 uh what the vernacular is. 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:45.960 But I've never heard that. 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:49.160 I've never seen anybody write that on And why would 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:50.160 you sweep them away? 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:53.320 Wouldn't you want to bring him closer? No, she's saying 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:55.160 broom her boyfriend that has the bicycle. 0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:57.160 She's like, get rid of this guy with the bicycle. 0:16:57.840 --> 0:17:04.240 Oh yeah, we're like the old yeah no, no, okay. 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:06.760 So then now we're at this guy's place. The ceilings 0:17:06.800 --> 0:17:08.840 are I'm not even shooting you fifty feet tall, like 0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:12.639 the apartment of six City views some huge, large empty vases. 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:14.400 I don't know what's supposed to go in there. They're 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:17.480 having a champagne toast. She snaps the picture of just 0:17:17.560 --> 0:17:21.160 their hands holding the glasses and is like, fans love 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:25.040 this cryptic stuff. Hashtag who is the hand? So not 0:17:25.200 --> 0:17:28.960 the best hashtag I've ever heard, but okay. We find 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:31.399 out he's some kind of wrestler or mma fighter. He 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:34.760 has all these championship belts. He goes in for a kiss. 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:36.240 She so she wants to take it slow. 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:39.240 He immediately like viciously attacks her, Like this is actually 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:41.920 like a pretty I remember watching this when this episode 0:17:41.960 --> 0:17:43.879 came on and being like, holy shit, this is like 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:47.200 a lot of screaming and like very it's very it's 0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:49.359 like a traumatic scene. His name we find out is 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:51.639 Andy because she's like Andy, no stop. And then he 0:17:51.920 --> 0:17:55.320 is going just attacking her, jumping on her, and then 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:59.160 we cut to her walking the streets barefoot, looking completely traumatized. 0:17:59.520 --> 0:18:01.480 A guy with a dog asked if she's okay, and 0:18:01.600 --> 0:18:02.680 she says she's been raped. 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:06.040 Then Rollin's and Finn are at the hospital trying to 0:18:06.920 --> 0:18:09.000