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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two seventy nine,

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Speaker 1: episode one of Dirt Ali's Eye Guys Stay production of iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive

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Speaker 1: into America's shared consciousness. And it's Monday, March thirteenth, twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty three, Monday the thirteenth. Watch out everyone. My name's

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Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien ak ground control to stunt man Tom, the

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Speaker 1: Russians beat you and Elon check your Theaton's no big

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Speaker 1: baffo flick for you. That is courtesy of Scoutie Magoo

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Speaker 1: and in honor of the Russians beating Tom Cruise to

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Speaker 1: space in making a film on the International Space Station.

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Speaker 1: Sorry Tom, not fast enough, buddy. Holy shit, you guys.

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Speaker 1: We it's a banger. This this fine Monday in our

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Speaker 1: second seat, co hosting today. So he's promised he's going

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Speaker 1: to be very serious and on topic and just on

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Speaker 1: the rails. We're thrilled to be joined by mister Colt

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Speaker 1: Group got me like himself, the advice King. The poetry

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Speaker 1: window is open because it's Chris motherfucking Cropt. Hello, I

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Speaker 1: am the co host. Hello, Hello Chris, I am Chris

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Speaker 1: Crofton the co host of the DAILI side guys, and

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Speaker 1: I am very serious and handsome. Yeah, you're wearing a

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Speaker 1: collared shirt and shit, look you look great. Man. You

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Speaker 1: guys are both hoton miles. I know how this works.

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Speaker 1: I gotta be hot. I gotta be hot. It's serious.

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Speaker 1: You also have one of those microphones that like lights up.

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Speaker 1: I have a gaming colors. I have a gaming microphone,

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Speaker 1: and I've never gamed in my fucking life. It's very stari.

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Speaker 1: I haven't game since Atari. I haven't game since combat,

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Speaker 1: since two cubes shot cubes at each other. Yeah, those

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Speaker 1: are the days. Well, I'm here, I'm here. I'm like

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Speaker 1: so excited to be hosting the Daily's eye guys. This

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Speaker 1: is incredible. I'm climbing the ladder. I'm hoping to be

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Speaker 1: the CEO of iHeartRadio probably shortly. That's the first step,

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Speaker 1: is uh yeah, co hosting the Daily secues in our

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Speaker 1: third seat. Another Tdzy Hall of Famer, brilliant stand up

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Speaker 1: comedian you've seen on all the TVs and stages. It's

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Speaker 1: Blair Saga the Daily guys. It's great to be back.

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Speaker 1: I miss you guys so much. Oh my goodness, it's

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Speaker 1: so great to have you back? What a what a

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Speaker 1: combo we have? Hey, Blair the booking guys, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: know what a surprise mister Chris Crofton. Uh, this is exciting.

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Speaker 1: This is I mean, this is We'll see, We'll see

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Speaker 1: how this goes. This is a concoction. Yeah, hell of

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Speaker 1: a hell of a Friday ak Monday Monday. Yes, a

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Speaker 1: lot of Friday energy coming to you on this month.

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Speaker 1: Brilliant case of the Mondays today, if that's right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Monday scari's people say that, don't they get? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Sunday scary, Sunday scary? What's Monday? Then the Monday just

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Speaker 1: a case of the Mondays? Oh yeah, I got a

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Speaker 1: case of they just don't even come up with a word. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And mordant Mondays manic Mondays. That that seemed off to me.

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Speaker 1: My Mondays are never manic. There other Mausoleum Monday, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Mausoleum Monday is pretty good. So yeah, Blair is like

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Speaker 1: I saw Blair, I met well, I don't know Blair, well,

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Speaker 1: I just know her from Daily's like guys, but I

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Speaker 1: met her through Johnny Pemberton and uh and um and

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Speaker 1: well at least he told me about her comedy and stuff. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I just am a big fan and I'm a big

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Speaker 1: fan of us. Any comedy that fucking Blair does about

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Speaker 1: food is all. I mean. I just wish she did

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Speaker 1: whole specials about just food, and that's all about French fries,

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Speaker 1: shoe string fries. For out. Blair's outrage about shoe string

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Speaker 1: fries is one of my favorite fucking things. I don't

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Speaker 1: think you want to humiliate me. I mean, that's my favorite.

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Speaker 1: And this is the job of the co host, is

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Speaker 1: that you talk about the favorite jokes that the guest

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Speaker 1: has done and then do an impression of them. Is

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Speaker 1: that right? That's usually I'm so flattered I that you

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Speaker 1: even remember that joke from a long time ago, because

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Speaker 1: I can barely remember what I had for breakfast this morning,

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Speaker 1: so look gratitude. I don't really like shoe shing fries. Um.

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Speaker 1: My thing about them, honestly is that you have to

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Speaker 1: get a whole It's humiliating again because you have to

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Speaker 1: get a whole handful just to get the equivalent of

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Speaker 1: one regular fry. It's like a horse eating Hey, It's

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Speaker 1: like you, It's it's hell, it's horror horrible. Hell. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like it also, just because it's like, how often

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Speaker 1: are you hanging around roller rinks or something? You know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, when is this coming up? I

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Speaker 1: got it wrong, Blair only eats at the finest steakhouses. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're talking about I do love us. I do love

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Speaker 1: a stackhouse. Yeah, you're talking about amused bushes. I'm so

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Speaker 1: sick of amused bushes. All right, Blair, we're gonna get

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Speaker 1: to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna tell our listeners a couple of things we're

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Speaker 1: talking about today, or maybe not. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: deep we're gonna get into the dock, because that's a

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Speaker 1: it's a chaotic episode. Good we're gonna talk about There's

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Speaker 1: a good Twitter thread that I'm just gonna like read

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Speaker 1: to you. But it's from a climate journalist about how

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Speaker 1: the Netherlands was like this traffic quagmire, like they had

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Speaker 1: just like filled their city with all these like scroads

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Speaker 1: had always associated the Dutch with like bicycles and windmills

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Speaker 1: and shit, but they like had a brief dalliance with

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Speaker 1: our style of city. The American style of city and

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Speaker 1: BBC published an article about this Canadian study that said, actually,

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Speaker 1: there was no mental health crisis from the COVID pandemic.

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Speaker 1: Everything's okay, so, which was news to people who are

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Speaker 1: still suffering from a mental health crisis from the COVID pandemic.

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Speaker 1: So we might talk about that. Probably not, Actually what

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Speaker 1: was the study from. It was from Canada, it was public.

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Speaker 1: The BBC like published a head line that was somewhat

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Speaker 1: misleading because it was like the headline said mental health

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Speaker 1: crisis from COVID pandemic was minimal dash study, and then

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Speaker 1: a very limited sample size. It's harder to it's harder

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Speaker 1: why I haven't been to my favorite steakhouse, haven't had

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Speaker 1: love to talk about that because I the fact that rich,

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Speaker 1: part of the pandemic. There was a problem for them

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Speaker 1: as the restaurants needed to be opened, and they did

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Speaker 1: that whole we need to open the restaurants for like

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Speaker 1: the sake of the workers, and all these lies they

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Speaker 1: came up with just because they missed their favorite chef

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Speaker 1: or whatever. They got to say hi to the chef.

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Speaker 1: That's they live. They live for that shit were We

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Speaker 1: because that opened in the past week or so. People

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Speaker 1: and kind of get you guys opinion. How many jokes

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Speaker 1: are you stealing from Rosanne's Fox News set? You know,

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Speaker 1: like it was pretty good. Pronoun that job. That's the

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Speaker 1: punchline of everything. My pronouns are get a job. I

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Speaker 1: know in my heart that that's the punchline to every joked.

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Speaker 1: The special Yeah, my pronouns are kiss my ass is

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Speaker 1: their favorite thing to say. I mean Ted Cruise had

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Speaker 1: I know Ted Cruise the famously the most unfunny person

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Speaker 1: But I think that was inadvertence. He just yeah, gave

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Speaker 1: me a good laugh. Jack. Wow, we might even talk

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Speaker 1: about Girl Scott cookies. Oh yeah, the Mandalorian, all of that,

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Speaker 1: plenty more. But first, Blair, we like to ask our

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Speaker 1: our guests, so I'm asking what's something from your search history? Okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: can you take Rodeola with well? Beautron was and the

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Speaker 1: was the first one? Um, Rodeola? It's from what I

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Speaker 1: understand and adopted jenic herb and you know my favorite

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Speaker 1: word rodeo in it. Yeah. It appears to be a supplement,

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Speaker 1: google rodeola and spell it just completely wrong that they're like,

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Speaker 1: what we're saying with Athletic Greens. Not to shock anyone here,

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Speaker 1: it's supposed to be an herb, but it's anyway, I've

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Speaker 1: and get Craig Tom. Yeah. Yeah, I've known people who

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Speaker 1: like a psychoactive sort of like a sleek some people

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Speaker 1: a really really wealthy neighborhood. Blair, what is something that

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Speaker 1: you think is overrated? Well, Jock, I'm so glad you

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Speaker 1: I got what I would call a massive bone to

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Speaker 1: pick with these eight ounce plastic water bottles. If you

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Speaker 1: single use plastic, you little fucking baby. I'm so mad

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Speaker 1: at you. I need at least four of those little

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Speaker 1: then I instantly become like the number one worldwide demon

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Speaker 1: contributor to landfills against my will. Like those mile long

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Speaker 1: floating trash pottles in the ocean are all because of

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Speaker 1: me at one freaking cannabis buying bottles. Everyone needs to

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Speaker 1: become more ashamed of yourselves. If you can't drink a

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Speaker 1: regular sized water bottle, you shouldn't get any water. None

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Speaker 1: for you. A camel is drinking more than you. Delinquents

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Speaker 1: get a life. You disgust me. If I ever run

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Speaker 1: for office, will be my main campaign in this country.

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Speaker 1: But I will never run for office because I plan

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Speaker 1: to disappear into the forest in five to seven years. Shit,

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Speaker 1: disappear into the underbrush. I agree with all that those

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Speaker 1: with you and I you know, and I think that

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Speaker 1: all those water bottles, man, those little water bottles, I mean,

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Speaker 1: What is something you think as underrated? Player Aqualfour, I mean, like,

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Speaker 1: for her for her birthday because I was just I

422
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 1: was busy. But I shifted into like, oh of course

423
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 1: I understand why you're Okay, that'd be nice. That would

424
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:37,159
Speaker 1: be nice if I got you that being a mother job. Jeez,

425
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 1: my mother's you know, well she's gotten plenty. All right,

426
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll come back and

427
00:25:46,280 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 1: talk about carless cities. Oh wow, and we're back. And

428
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 1: am I like when you think of a Dutch city

429
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 1: or like the Netherlands or Amsterdam or you know, like

430
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 1: do you pick what? What? What do you picture? How

431
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 1: do you what do you see in your mind's eye?

432
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: I went there once, so I know, but I just

433
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 1: see like rivers and bikes and people walking in those

434
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: um waffles with powdered sugar on them. But I do

435
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: think it's a majestic place of beauty where it's like

436
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 1: sort of feels like it's from a children's story. Yeah yeah, yeah,

437
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 1: picture like fucking people in exercise clothing, like hot people

438
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 1: and exercise clothing clothing, like walking by canals and talking

439
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 1: about like you know how much healthcare they have? Yeah,

440
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 1: just going to the doctor. B Yeah, Like I think

441
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: I'm going to go to the dentist today because is

442
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 1: not really aching, but it's starting to like I can

443
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 1: feel something coming on yeah, do you think you would

444
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: I should go Hans, And Hans is like, yeah, so

445
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 1: I think it should go. It's free, just drop in

446
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 1: at the dentists, maybe maybe go for a two fur

447
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: and get a get a health check up. Yeah. And

448
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: then also like windmills, I guess, you know, with like

449
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 1: some guy who's like wise inside it or some lady

450
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 1: who's wise with like a hump and they was like,

451
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: don't forget to use moisturized rohodion or whatever that stuff

452
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 1: you were saying was rhodesia or whatever rodeola. So yeah,

453
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,199
Speaker 1: I feel like that is in my brain, and like

454
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 1: I assumed that was always the way it was. And

455
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: apparently during the like fifties, sixties, seventies, they bought into

456
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:44,680
Speaker 1: the American style like city building, and they like bought

457
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: in heart. They like filled up the like some of

458
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,640
Speaker 1: the their canals with cement and replaced the canals with

459
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: like highways, and there's just like these pictures where it's

460
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: just like four lanes of traffic in the middle of

461
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 1: these cities that we now associate with like Mike riding

462
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 1: and wait, so they change that. They like they they

463
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 1: removed the cement from the canals. Yeah, yeah what a

464
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,199
Speaker 1: what and what happened? What what made them come to

465
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:22,919
Speaker 1: some radical decision to change everything? So like among things

466
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 1: like you know, it just being a nightmare to live

467
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 1: in a city that is just jam packed, Like you

468
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,679
Speaker 1: walk out your front door in a car whiz by

469
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: like here yeah yeah yeah, like America, yeah yeah, so

470
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: about people like children were getting hit by cars all

471
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 1: the time, like and you know, the air was like disgusting,

472
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: but it was like a I guess it was nineteen

473
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: seventy one, the daughter of In nineteen seventy one, three

474
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 1: thousand people were killed by cars. Five hundred of the the

475
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: people killed that year where children, And that probably happened

476
00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 1: today in America, right yeah, I mean they like so

477
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: today we have three times the number of automobile deaths

478
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: that they do and like per capita. And the reason

479
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: for that. So one of the children that was killed

480
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: was the daughter of a journalist, and he wrote a

481
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: front page article that with the headlines stopped murdering our children,

482
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 1: and that just like that. It wasn't like everyone was like, yes,

483
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 1: you're right, we should stop murdering children. Like it was

484
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: a long process, but like and there there were other

485
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: factors like it was there was like gas prices started

486
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 1: shooting up because it was the seventies. So I can't

487
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 1: imagine a reality like that where gas costs too much.

488
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: But they were paying like seven dollars right now, right, Yeah,

489
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: it's fucking crazy. Yeah, you know what you is here

490
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: in Tennessee like three fifty yeah, which is still like

491
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 1: too much, yeah it is, but like yeah, that's how

492
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 1: they keep it low and then they can they jack

493
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: it up for liberals because liberals can be like, oh, well,

494
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 1: you know it's because of this and that and maybe

495
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,719
Speaker 1: because of supply chains, you know, like but you know,

496
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 1: Republicans are like they have to keep it artificially low

497
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: and like red states because otherwise the Red states will

498
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: go crazy because they just like God tells us the

499
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: gas prices. Yeah, who's the you know, like it's just

500
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 1: funny if the gas prices were seven dollars here, because

501
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 1: everyone here is a conservative, they would they would their

502
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 1: storm the capital again. Yeah, just every day, just keep storm.

503
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: Jesus names the gas prices. Who is interfering with the

504
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: with Jesus, Yeah, with gas Jesus. Yeah, it really is

505
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 1: seems to be that simple. The like companies were just

506
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: like we need to we we like money, and like

507
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: the pandemic slowed down how much money was coming in,

508
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 1: so I wanted to open back up. We are going

509
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: to charge more money for everything. Like that really seems

510
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 1: to be the more distance we get from it, like

511
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 1: all the all the gas companies are having just like

512
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:01,719
Speaker 1: record breaking profits. But the reason I like the story

513
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:06,479
Speaker 1: is so interesting is because, like it just I assume,

514
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: I think we like tend to get focused on like

515
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: the way things are and assume they've always been that way.

516
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 1: And like there's this one drawing of like what Amsterdam

517
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: was supposed to look like, and it looks exactly like

518
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: a city in Texas. Like it's just you know being

519
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: choked by like all these lanes of like highways and

520
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: stuff like it, or like the b QE like in

521
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 1: you know, like parts of New York that are just

522
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: like all these highway interchanges and shit. But they like

523
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: were able to back away from that because like that

524
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: that article led to a movement. People started like protesting

525
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: and just like laying down in the streets, and like

526
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 1: you know, after gas prices shot up, it became fashionable

527
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: for like the Prime Minister like urged people to use

528
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: less energy, change their lifestyles. Announced a series of car

529
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 1: free Sundays, which is my favorite idea, Like can we

530
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: just try a car free Sunday like fucking once in America?

531
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: And I feel like people would see that their lives

532
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 1: are like livable and it's cool too for your kids

533
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 1: to just be able to like run wherever they want

534
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 1: and not be worried about getting like run over. Literally

535
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: that that would never happen. That would never happen, because

536
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: that would be like you're taking away all right to

537
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: drive are ah? Yeah, Like what do you think we're

538
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 1: closer to the a car free Sunday or the actual

539
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: purge happening in the I to the purge, we could

540
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 1: have a car free Sunday is when the aliens finally

541
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: come down and if they say you have to have

542
00:32:56,200 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 1: a car free Sunday. But yeah, there's they introduced really

543
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: moderate like incremental changes. They're like, guys, just just hear

544
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: us out. We're not saying you have to for just

545
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 1: saying car free Sundays one day every couple months Sundays,

546
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: and you can only use your phone one hour a

547
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: day except for phone calls. Yeah, I'm taking care of those.

548
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: Would be some badass aliens. The city's also began like

549
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: passing policies to discourage driving. They like made parking in

550
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: city center super expensive. They removed some parking spots entirely.

551
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 1: They reduced speed limits, so like there are things that

552
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 1: can be done that have worked in the past, Like

553
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: they turned some areas into car free zones. Like all

554
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: these things that like seem completely impossible, like we think

555
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 1: of the United States possible in this country because this

556
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: country thinks that cars are like an extension of their

557
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: fucking like just said, like freedom. You know, it's like

558
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: toxic men. I mean I think about toxic masculinity constantly

559
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,959
Speaker 1: now because of what's happening in Tennessee with the drag

560
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 1: show band and and the fuck the abortion band, I

561
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: mean the state. I mean I just moved back here

562
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: because I could afford it better, you know. But it's

563
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 1: like it's a nightmare. And it's all these fucking men,

564
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: these alcoholic men who are running things. I mean, like

565
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 1: we keep electing alcoholics. We're fucked. Everybody in Tennessee is

566
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: an obvious drunk. Every person that every member of the legislature.

567
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the culture here. They all fucking drink

568
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: their heads off. You know what drinking makes you do,

569
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 1: It makes you fucking crazy. I used to be an alcoholic.

570
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: I know you're a nut. You make laws about crazy

571
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: shits because you think you're I don't know, like a

572
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: human meteor. Like alcohol makes you grandiose. That's the last

573
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: thing you want in a leader. I mean, you know,

574
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 1: but I was thinking about cars. You know that that

575
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: is what Men feel more powerful in a car are

576
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: than they feel. It's the only place now that they're like,

577
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: at least I can't get canceled in my car like

578
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: no one less, you know, I can ride around with

579
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: my fucking dick out and fucking four wheel drive and

580
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 1: all this bullshit, and it's just it's just men are

581
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: so have been told there are only two ways to

582
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: be mad or or or madder. I don't even know,

583
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: you know, like there's two ways a man can be

584
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: calm or made. The only time I'm calm is in

585
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 1: my truck. And if you try to take away my

586
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 1: fucking truck, then I'm gonna go fucking crazy because that's

587
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: my only other setting. Well, I think, I think I

588
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: always say this on this show, but like conservatives like

589
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: their whole thing in their head is that they are

590
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 1: against big government. But then now there's all this like

591
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: insane control coming over in all people's lives. But if

592
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: they have you had the car thing, it wouldn't even

593
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: be about what the issue is about. It would be

594
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 1: of taking away that something they can't do. There's no

595
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 1: self awareness. But I guess our government with the two

596
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: were always it's just about winning at this point. It's

597
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 1: never actually about what's best for anyone. It's about beating

598
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:17,879
Speaker 1: the other party. And aside from that, I also think

599
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: that there should be when the aliens come down, that

600
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: they should ban the politicians from having Twitter. I'm still

601
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 1: fucking annoyed at these politicians on Twitter acting like every

602
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 1: tweet is the goddamn wrestling promo. Like I missed the

603
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:36,760
Speaker 1: old days when they were just fake smiling in public,

604
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: like freaking Richard Nixon and doing bad shit in private.

605
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to see them openly just being

606
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,919
Speaker 1: nuts every day. It's like terrifying to the Yeah, yeah,

607
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: it's like the joker. They're all like the joke, you know,

608
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: like everyone tries to outjoke or the other one. Well,

609
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: how about if you know, I don't know, I don't

610
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: know what they know everything. You know, they just want

611
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: to outlaw everything, just to out out outlaw their other joker.

612
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: You know what it's like, you think you're the joke.

613
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 1: Girl watched this. Yeah. Richard Nixon, by the way, went

614
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 1: last time there was inflation. He just came on and

615
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: was like, companies, if companies try to raise prices for

616
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 1: the next month, they'll be like under arrest, like something

617
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,399
Speaker 1: that today would be seen as like the most socialist

618
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: thing that's ever been done. Yeah, everything, everything is socialist,

619
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 1: if it doesn't mean unrelated a little bit. But that

620
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 1: star series on Watergate with Julia Roberts was absolutely incredible.

621
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 1: Was it really? Yeah? Well, I enjoyed the hell out

622
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: of it. Was so good. It was really about Martha,

623
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: La La, La La. But what I forgot her two

624
00:37:55,120 --> 00:38:00,800
Speaker 1: other names Lady Bird Johnson. Is that no Martha? Um,

625
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: I forget the name? Is Julia Roberts play Richard Nixon?

626
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 1: Want so bad? I want that kind of casting. I

627
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: would be so interested in biopics or biopics, which is it?

628
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I can never no Julia Robbers play Martha,

629
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: Martha the whistle Blower, Martha the whistle Brow. I want

630
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: to see Samuel Jackson. Yes, I want to see Samuel

631
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: Jackson as Amelia Earhart. That's kind of shit I'm talking about. Yeah,

632
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,760
Speaker 1: I want to see that. I'm tired of them casting

633
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,720
Speaker 1: who will look like the person. It's so fucking stupid

634
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: and juvenile, Like, oh, we have to get an actor

635
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: that looks like that's so dumb. I mean, that's Martha

636
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:42,240
Speaker 1: could ever think of in the world. Yeah, like casting

637
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,839
Speaker 1: in a in a meeting, being like he doesn't look enough,

638
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: Like I thought we were here for art. But guys,

639
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 1: everybody laughs and jumps out the window. But one thing

640
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 1: quickly about aliens, to Blair's point, is like I wish

641
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,439
Speaker 1: they would come down and bosses around too. And I'm

642
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 1: starting to lose faith in the alien And I just

643
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,879
Speaker 1: want to mention that because they've been buzzing around here

644
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: for what fifty years or whatever, just I don't believe

645
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 1: they're aliens anymore, because if they were aliens, they wouldn't

646
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 1: give a fuck. They would show up and get in

647
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: our faces. They're not like, oh, they're just investigating. That's horseshit.

648
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 1: Why would they ever waste They don't give up? What

649
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: are they afraid of us, for why wouldn't they just

650
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: come down and start patting us on the head. I

651
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: just I don't. I'm I'm I'm a big believer in everything.

652
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 1: I can believe in anything. I believe in bigfoot, I

653
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: believe in ghosts. I believe in every goddamn thing. But

654
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 1: aliens fucking do it already, Like come down here and

655
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 1: shoot us with a ray gun, or fucking tell us

656
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 1: to have no cars on Sunday, or just get it

657
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: over with. Stop just buzzing around the sky and drive

658
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 1: diving underwater and stuff. Come on, stop diving underwater. And

659
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. People are like, what the fuck are

660
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 1: they doing underwater? Or tell him to come up here

661
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 1: and kick Mitch McConnell's fucking ass. He fell down, You

662
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: can't mean to him. Fuck that. I hope he falls

663
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 1: down a million times. Yeah, all right, let's take a

664
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 1: quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk about some other stuff,

665
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:24,359
Speaker 1: and we're back. And should we talk about girl scout cookies?

666
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: Should we talk about the Mandalorian? Why wouldn't we talk

667
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: about girl Scout cookies? I don't know that much about

668
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 1: nerd shit, so but I know nothing about it. I

669
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 1: know the Mandalorians like a freaking Star Wars thing. Yeah,

670
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 1: he's a Boba Fett nothing. But I'm a job obviously.

671
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: You know that, Jack, I don't alcoholic. Also, you missed

672
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: the alcoholic. You were drunk between the release of a

673
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: Return of the Jedi and the third prequel, Claire. I

674
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: don't know if you know this about me, but I

675
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 1: was an alcoholic from like nineteen eighty four to nineteen

676
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 1: I mean so twenty ten. So all the movies that

677
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: happened in between those times I didn't see because I

678
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 1: was like movies or for Normis. I was like, oh,

679
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: it's oh, it's hang out of the docks and write

680
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: poems on you know, old old you know, carved poems

681
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 1: into they don't do anything. Yes, get drunk down, you know,

682
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: I get drunk, ride the rails. Yeah, yeah, you were.

683
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 1: I was riding the rails. So I haven't seen like

684
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: Forrest Gump or anything. You were living, brother, That's what

685
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 1: I thought, But it just turns out I missed a

686
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,959
Speaker 1: bunch of movies. I didn't live. I was not living

687
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: at all. I was like, look, I missed a bunch

688
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 1: of shit completely sober, so like I'm even there and

689
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 1: I miss it. So you missed a lot of shit

690
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: because you were too cool. You were too cool for it. No. No,

691
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: like I'm saying, I consume things, I attend things, I

692
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 1: watch things, and I like won't remember half of it.

693
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 1: It's like very odd, like I'm missing half of my

694
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: brain or lobottomized or something. What was your main sport volleyball? Surfaing? Well,

695
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 1: volleyball is like what I played in college, but yeah,

696
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: that was the main one. Do you still surf? Very

697
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 1: very rarely. I'm kind of weak and cozy now. I

698
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 1: don't really like to be cold or put out or

699
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: have any sort of you know, physical struggle. Sure, I

700
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: like to sit down. Okay, that sounds good to me.

701
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: You got a picture of those of you watching at home?

702
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 1: Blair as a picture of a painting of a surfer

703
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: right behind her on a wall. Very nice painting too. Yeah,

704
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: you're right. All right, Then we'll talk about girl Scout cookies. Fine,

705
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 1: if you guys do want to talk about the Star

706
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 1: Wars I actually don't watch the Star Wars series either,

707
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 1: but I am getting into Star Wars. I thought Fandom

708
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: Thread was a Star Wars movie. If I did enjoy

709
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 1: the rides at Disneyland, which I was only able to

710
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: go on because Matt Rogers like knew how to navigate

711
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,879
Speaker 1: the Disney app, which again I should have spoken about

712
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: that instead of little water bottles. I can't believe Disney

713
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:59,320
Speaker 1: has been applified. I mean, how are grandma's and grandpa's

714
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: get to take their little grandkids there when everything is

715
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 1: done by a fucking app? Do you know that fucking

716
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,720
Speaker 1: out on the same they make. They make the fucking

717
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,720
Speaker 1: people applying for asylum use apps. And if you can't

718
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 1: fucking use an app, this is true, you can't apply

719
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: for asylum in the United States, and that you don't

720
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: actually make it so people can't apply for asylums. They

721
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 1: don't have a goddamn foam. Yeah yeah, apps. Come down

722
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: to your aliens and tell us to stop using apps.

723
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,839
Speaker 1: I love the They just like have some notes for us.

724
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 1: They thrive, and they don't like vaporize anyone or like

725
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 1: even ask to speak to our leader. They're just like,

726
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:44,359
Speaker 1: we have some suggestions. That's my gentle opinion, Jack, that's

727
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: my gentle opinion. I want them, but I have to

728
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:53,319
Speaker 1: believe in benevolent forces in order to take one more

729
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: step each day they do, they do a thing I

730
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: my benevolent forces cold brew coffee that keeps me taking steps.

731
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: But there's also nice people. There are nice people around,

732
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,799
Speaker 1: you know, and we got three of them right here.

733
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 1: I really feel like that, and I feel like the

734
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,399
Speaker 1: whole daily zeitgeis community is really a pretty kind bunch

735
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 1: of people. But here's the thing. Is if if the

736
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: aliens came down, man, and they could say something like

737
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 1: everybody needs to eat more salads or whatever, but they

738
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,720
Speaker 1: to solidify their point, the thing they can do without

739
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 1: giving a shit is they can vaporize Jim Jordan, right.

740
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: They can just use there. They're like, just as an example,

741
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 1: we're not going to vaporize everybody. This guy's a real

742
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: piece of shit, so we'll vaporize him. Now if every

743
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 1: cane just all you guys have to do is not

744
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: drive cars on Sunday and we won't vaporize anybody else there.

745
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 1: You go, see you guys later. Now we're going back

746
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 1: underwater to do whatever the fuck we do down there.

747
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 1: All right, are you guys? Girl Scout cookie fans, do

748
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: you partake then? Mince? I am Yeah. I have actually

749
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 1: been a lifelong supporter of the Girl Scouts. That's really

750
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:59,280
Speaker 1: why I do it, is because I like to help

751
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 1: young wood him in advance in this country. But yeah,

752
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: I know all of them intimately, and I usually purchase

753
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 1: them from my acting teacher's daughter, and that's sort of

754
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: where I'm at. Yeah, what's your favorite type? Wait, what's

755
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 1: the new name for? You know, the Carmel Delights. Yeah,

756
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 1: Carmel Delights. Obviously, that's my favorite one. And it's only

757
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:31,240
Speaker 1: a light seven thousand calories for a cookie for a cookie,

758
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 1: and what I like to do is eat seven to

759
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: nine in one sitting and then it feels sick for

760
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 1: three hours after. It's a little nice little ritual that

761
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 1: I like to do. Also love a frozen benmint, like

762
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:47,280
Speaker 1: the masses. My brother, Peculiar guy, he likes the peanut

763
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 1: butter ones growing up, which was a very odd outlier

764
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: choice peanut butter sandwich cookies or the peanut butter chocolate

765
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: coated ones because there's just one of the masses. By

766
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 1: the way, it gets no one, we're all the masters.

767
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: You called me a basic bee. I included myself in

768
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,399
Speaker 1: the number two, the one and two. That's the ones

769
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 1: I prefer. They're the best ones objectively. That's why pop

770
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: music is spop music, because it's so enjoyable to all.

771
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:24,320
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I lost that, I know you did. Yeah,

772
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 1: all right, so caramel delights, I never heard of caramel delights?

773
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: What do they used to be called? Samoa? Yeah, so

774
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 1: I'm out of my league already. I don't know what

775
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 1: I'm talking about a professionals talk, all right. Yeah, I

776
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 1: want to know one thing. Did Girl Girl Scotts really

777
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: make them? Yeah, in a in a tree tree in

778
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 1: the forests. No, a company named Little Brownie Bakers. Little

779
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 1: Brownie Bakers makes them. They are of course owned by

780
00:46:56,840 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: a giant Italian confection company named Farrero, and they have

781
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: just been fucking up the like availability of like they

782
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 1: just haven't been producing as many as are needed required

783
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 1: requested by the market. Which this is just a thing

784
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 1: that we're seeing repeatedly, where like companies, I don't know,

785
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: they're they're just like, yeah, sorry, we fucked up. What

786
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: do you want to do about it? And because there's

787
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: not because the world is full of monopolies now and

788
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:35,399
Speaker 1: there is no like free market, even like the thing

789
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: that the right like claims to believe in, like doesn't

790
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: actually exist in the country, and so it's just these

791
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 1: massive companies being like, yeah, we'll give you what we

792
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: choose to give you and you'll like it or you

793
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: won't get it, and also like we're going to raise

794
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 1: prices essentially. Yeah, so yeah, Girl Scouts are the Girl

795
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,800
Speaker 1: Scouts as a community have expressed disappointment with their partner

796
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 1: Little Brown Bakers for their like supply chain issues. But

797
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 1: the supply chain issues are bullshit. They're just like, yeah,

798
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 1: companies have supply chain issues all the time, and then

799
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: they fix them if they're good at their job, or like,

800
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:21,359
Speaker 1: you know, people who get paid tons of money get

801
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 1: fired for not fixing the thing because that's like what

802
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,280
Speaker 1: your company does is make Girl Scout cookies and you're like, hey,

803
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,919
Speaker 1: our bad, We're not making Girl Scout cookies this year

804
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,879
Speaker 1: as good. Well, the monopoly thing is like yeah, that's

805
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: why people have to beg for their TV shows back

806
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: and beg for their favorite kind of corn chips back

807
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 1: because there's no other I mean, it's supposed to be

808
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:41,439
Speaker 1: like competition. If it was a free market for real,

809
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: then someone else would make you know, a corn chip

810
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 1: like that, But now people have to like be like

811
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:50,319
Speaker 1: please do plea please at Doritos. Yeah, you know, look,

812
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to do too many hot takes as

813
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: I like to do on this podcast, but wow, wow,

814
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: it's brought up Doritos not a good chip. Come for me?

815
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 1: For me? You think I'm afraid of you. I hear

816
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: you all out there. I know what you're gonna do.

817
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 1: I know a lot about chips. Doritos not a good chip.

818
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 1: Doritos are from I'm just because I'm old. I'm like Doritos.

819
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 1: I don't even know about any newer chips. People love Doritos.

820
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: But what's your favorite chip? You know, I like a

821
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,720
Speaker 1: lot of chips. I partake in a lot of chips.

822
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: But if I had to go with one type of chip,

823
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: obviously I'm gonna go with kettle chips because I like

824
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 1: two chips that cause oral injury and harm. I hate

825
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: that when I get cut by by snacks, that's like

826
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 1: very humiliating. See him. Yeah, I love them, and they

827
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 1: has such good flavors to like, just really really well

828
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:48,399
Speaker 1: executed flavors on the kettle chip. Yeah. So the Girl

829
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:52,840
Speaker 1: Scout's introduced a new flavor, Raspberry Rally, and immediately sold

830
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 1: out and then what, Who's whose naming these? Somebody's grandma's

831
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 1: naming these fucking things. They really seem very like raspberry

832
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:07,280
Speaker 1: rap jacko jack. Are you gonna get those a raspberry rally?

833
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 1: If they come back up to stock, I would, Yeah,

834
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,359
Speaker 1: I would absolutely try them. They are thin mints with

835
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 1: instead of mint flavored chocolate cookies like raspberry flavored. Oh

836
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: that is not what I was imagine right in my head.

837
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 1: I would fun with that, actually raspberry chocolate of a

838
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: famous incredible combination. I I was thinking that it was

839
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:33,479
Speaker 1: gonna be just over the jelly, the raspberry jelly thing, yeah, yeah,

840
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: or some shortcake bullshit, you know, yeah shortcake with like

841
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 1: a little jelly center or some shit. Yeah, hashtag shortcake bullshit,

842
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 1: some short I love that. This is my dream. This

843
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 1: is my fucking dream, like like what to be with

844
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 1: Blair Saki hearing new fucking new takes Takes. This is

845
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. If anyone listening is not checked out,

846
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: go on fucking YouTube. And I saw this live lyric

847
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 1: Hyperion's time I ever performed it. It was an all

848
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,320
Speaker 1: food show and it was like one of my favorite

849
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 1: things I saw the whole eight years I was in

850
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 1: Los Angeles. That's so kind, Thank you, Chris. And there

851
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 1: was no second place. Actually, it was the only thing

852
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 1: I enjoyed in the whole eight years I was in

853
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: Los Angeles. And if you are in Los Angeles in

854
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 1: the comedy scene, you'll understand what I'm talking about. So yeah,

855
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 1: that was just anyway, if you can find it's kind

856
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 1: of like on isn't it on like YouTube and pieces

857
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,799
Speaker 1: or in like on TikTok or something. I only like

858
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:40,879
Speaker 1: a few, very few that should be on Blu Ray. Yeah,

859
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,800
Speaker 1: in my opinion, Fuck the Mandalorian. I don't even know

860
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: what the Mandalorian is. Boba fat He wasn't even a

861
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 1: main character. Why does he get a show? Get out

862
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 1: of here? I watched the movie that he appears in

863
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 1: with my kids and like, didn't I don't really give

864
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: a fuck about Star Wars that much. So, like I

865
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 1: wasn't like telling them about that. I always thought it

866
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: was weird that everyone was like so into Boba Fett

867
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 1: when he like appears on screen for like fifteen seconds. Yeah,

868
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: and the second he was on screen, they were like,

869
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 1: who's the guy in the green? Whoa he's did you? Oh?

870
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: I love that I actually think my nephew is really

871
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 1: into it as well. And anytimes kids I kind of

872
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,479
Speaker 1: trust the opinion of kids, Like anytime they really like something,

873
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, maybe I should check it out. It's definitely

874
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 1: making me if I was watching Frozen by myself. No,

875
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: I love those movies. I actually say that so ironically.

876
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: I think that there's so much heart and vision in

877
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: all those movies, and they work on them for like

878
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: seven years, yea they get they can only get like

879
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 1: four seconds done in a day. Like I actually think

880
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 1: they're all masterpieces. Where do they go after they're done

881
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 1: doing that four seconds? They go back to their apartment

882
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: at Burbank and like play Russian Roulette. I think it's

883
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 1: actually meaningful work that is shaping these children's lives. I

884
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: think you're right, Blair, And you know what the thing

885
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 1: is with me is another problem here is like like

886
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 1: as far as my relating to anything, is that as

887
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 1: an ex alcoholic and also like a person who was

888
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 1: raised by wolves, we have we are I'm one of

889
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 1: four children. We're all majorly old or like you know,

890
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 1: adult you know older than you or Jack and and

891
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 1: no kids, no kids, four children, no kids, And that's

892
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 1: because our parents scared the shit out of us. And

893
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 1: it's really true, there's no other reason. And so I

894
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,799
Speaker 1: have no kids in my life, so if I started working,

895
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 1: we're watching Frozen. It's just I was just imagining myself

896
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:45,280
Speaker 1: upstairs in this house that I just moved into a Madison, Tennessee,

897
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: which is like home of the like food truck slash

898
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:50,439
Speaker 1: you know, I don't even you know, it's just food

899
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 1: truck slash slash vape store kind of thing. I just

900
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 1: imagine myself up in the attic watching like that's that's

901
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 1: important in her child work though, And so if you

902
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 1: feel called, you should not be a shame that I yeah,

903
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:06,760
Speaker 1: Frozen or any of them, that's really nice. And Coco

904
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:11,280
Speaker 1: a favorite I sobbed in theater coat. Yeah. But I

905
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: was just having this conversation with my therapist yesterday, and

906
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:19,760
Speaker 1: I think she accidentally recommended Avatar, the TV series on

907
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:23,360
Speaker 1: on Netflix because I was saying how the reality TV

908
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 1: that I have been consuming lately um makes me feel

909
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:31,240
Speaker 1: spiritually brankrupt because I quit it for a few years

910
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 1: when I started developing a solid meditation practice. I was like,

911
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 1: this is toxic, but then you know, I'm sure it

912
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: has been brought up on this show in the last week,

913
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: but the vander Pump rules bomb dropped and suddenly I'm

914
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 1: all sucked back in and what was I don't know

915
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: how to get out? Like I've had explained to me why,

916
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:55,359
Speaker 1: like what happened? And yeah, you know by people who

917
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:58,759
Speaker 1: generally funk with reality TV, but this really, like from

918
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 1: an outsider's perspective, I like it feels like, Oh, something's

919
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 1: really going on over there. I'm happy to give you

920
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 1: the Reality TV nine to eleven. Like I know we've

921
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 1: had the synopsis, but like, what is different about this

922
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,919
Speaker 1: compared to because it feels like they're so like one

923
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: of them cheater on the other one with another one,

924
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: and like that seems to be happening a lot on

925
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 1: vander Pump. What in particular about this time kind of

926
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,399
Speaker 1: sucked you back in? Okay, So this is what I'll

927
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 1: say about vander Pump. Of all the Bravo franchises, maybe

928
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,319
Speaker 1: one of the weakest. Like I stopped off. I fell

929
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:36,879
Speaker 1: off after maybe season two, season three, so I think

930
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 1: they were in season season ten. Now, yeah, hadn't thought

931
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 1: about it since and there since the relationship basically and

932
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 1: they've all One of the oddest things about this show

933
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 1: and this cast is they all have had sex with

934
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 1: each other, Like they don't seem to sleep with people

935
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 1: outside of the cast. I don't know if they was

936
00:55:54,960 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 1: saying it was like the Habsburg Empire where the Yeah,

937
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:03,880
Speaker 1: and this woman that's been cheating, she was engaged to

938
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 1: another cast member, and then you know, she was very

939
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 1: good friends of the girlfriend, very close friends of the

940
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 1: girlfriend of the man she's been having the affair with.

941
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,799
Speaker 1: And you know, she also is presents as like this

942
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 1: very benign, like uncalculated, has no idea what's going on girl,

943
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 1: And then it's come out like all these intense calculated

944
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: war moves and strategy that been employing a cigarette. Surely

945
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:41,399
Speaker 1: she's had all these decoys and symbols and like wild

946
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 1: moves that just no one could have anticipated that this

947
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 1: bitch is actually just completely different than anyone thought. Yeah,

948
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 1: I mean that sounds pretty good. Also, their new bar

949
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: that's like the whole storyline is like three blocks from

950
00:56:56,160 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 1: my house, Like it's really close and it's very odd. Yeah,

951
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, will you go there? Are you? I

952
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 1: think I will. Yes, I will be going at like

953
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 1: five pm because that's still the time, I like, but yeah, yeah,

954
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 1: I'm curious. I'm curious are there still people from the

955
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 1: cast working there? For real? Like? Can you go see

956
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 1: him in action? They don't work there. It's the two guy,

957
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 1: one of the cheaters, plus his partner. They own it

958
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 1: and like that's their thing is Yeah, so yeah, I've

959
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 1: never seen it, So I just I've heard about it.

960
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 1: I've trying to join in. I've heard about it. Yeah,

961
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 1: but no I did because I dated someone younger than me.

962
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: So they told me about vander Pump Rules and they

963
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 1: loved Pump Rules and she came to visit me out

964
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 1: in California and she wanted to go to the restaurant

965
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 1: that was. Did you go? I didn't go because I

966
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 1: don't know why, but I would have. I would have gone.

967
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 1: I just wouldn't you know, I probably wouldn't have been

968
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 1: as excited. Get your v neck on. Just it's been

969
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:57,840
Speaker 1: shocking to see the how uniting it has been around

970
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: the country and what that means. And yeah, I was

971
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 1: just sick all of it. And it's had me in

972
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 1: the choke cult. Wow. Just to finish off the girl

973
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:13,400
Speaker 1: Scout Cookie story since we started it, they also use

974
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 1: palm oil in their cookies, which is an industry that

975
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 1: is backed by child slavery or like uses child slavery,

976
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 1: and in fact, the palm oil in Girl Scout cookies

977
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 1: can be traced back to child slavery. So that's just

978
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 1: wanted to make sure one of the most disturbing things

979
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 1: I could have heard today and were the child slaves

980
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 1: at least Girl Scouts. Right, One of the wildest things

981
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 1: about humanity and being a human is like everything good

982
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 1: also has some sort of deeply sickening underbelly. Yeah, I want, like,

983
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,560
Speaker 1: I feel like it doesn't neat or it shouldn't be

984
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 1: like that way by design, but it does. It does

985
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 1: feel like that, especially in the modern world. Well, if

986
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 1: everything isn't re election of our internal worlds and we

987
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 1: are all the sum of the entire spectrum of good

988
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 1: and bad, it does make sense. But oh it's so painful. Yeah. Yeah,

989
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,640
Speaker 1: that's a huge man, I can't believe you just said that.

990
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 1: Like that makes me want to talk for half an

991
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 1: hour about that with you, like, you know, because that's

992
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 1: like very big. That's a very big I think about

993
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 1: that stuff all the time. Yeah, I mean, like what

994
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 1: is inside people and in terms of like, you know,

995
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 1: we can take multitudes like a bunch of the multitudes,

996
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: or you know weasels. Yea, well, I do think about

997
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 1: that like almost twenty four hours a day, because now

998
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 1: suddenly we have descended and devolved in a world completely

999
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,800
Speaker 1: devoid of any nuance. And I'm like, it's just not

1000
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 1: the truth. It's it's so untruthful. Yeah, social media, man,

1001
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 1: it's like I gave every goddamn freak in the world,

1002
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 1: you know, to free reign for all their multitudes to

1003
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 1: go crazy on. Let let everybody know what they think.

1004
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 1: And a lot of people are. But it shows you

1005
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 1: everyone to freak, even someone you thought you loved for

1006
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:05,320
Speaker 1: years and years and years from actor, rock musician, and

1007
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,840
Speaker 1: you're like, they are the coolest person I've ever seen.

1008
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 1: And then you see them tweet and you're like, what

1009
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 1: the sixth y'all old hero aerial pink let the most

1010
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:23,480
Speaker 1: unfunny thing I know. Yeah, that's like don't beat your

1011
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 1: heroes type stuff. I mean, it's it's it took me

1012
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:27,960
Speaker 1: a long time to understand because I was and so

1013
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:31,400
Speaker 1: I was so in all musicians, you know, when I

1014
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 1: was younger, and now I am one and That's why

1015
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 1: I wanted to be one so badly, just because I

1016
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 1: thought they were so cool, you know that I couldn't

1017
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 1: even handle life. But I would have been such a

1018
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 1: fanboy it would have been disgusting. So like, but musicians

1019
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 1: like you can get confused about, like someone like Ryan

1020
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:50,280
Speaker 1: Adams for example, Like his songs are pretty, you know,

1021
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 1: and so you figure someone who makes something pretty must

1022
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 1: be nice, and that's not true. It's like, somebody can

1023
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,840
Speaker 1: be good at making music the same way that somebody

1024
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 1: can be good at, you know, some other thing that

1025
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 1: has people don't connect with good. We're not gonna go

1026
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:05,680
Speaker 1: like you're not gonna think like the world's greatest stockbroker

1027
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 1: is gonna be a nice guy. But it turns out

1028
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 1: the world's greatest musicians not either. They're just two things

1029
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 1: people do. One is just one that stirs these positive

1030
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:16,760
Speaker 1: emotions music, you know, so you figure, oh, this person

1031
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:19,120
Speaker 1: must be nice, but that does not correlate. I've met

1032
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 1: people who are really good at making music who are

1033
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:24,440
Speaker 1: just not nice at all, and that screw screws me up.

1034
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 1: You know'd be like if you met Leonard Cohen and

1035
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 1: he was like, fuck you, which I think is totally possible,

1036
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And I bet Leonard Cohen

1037
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 1: also probably you know, you know, probably had sex with

1038
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:38,959
Speaker 1: everybody in this restaurant if he had one. Blake vander

1039
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:43,560
Speaker 1: Pop rules, Yeah, Chris, do you look down on musicians

1040
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:45,840
Speaker 1: who you meet who have a seven point three and

1041
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,880
Speaker 1: below from Pitchfork? Oh yeah, Oh yeah? I have seven

1042
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 1: point four album from Pitchfork, No big deal. I have

1043
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:58,160
Speaker 1: a seven point four tattoo and Monster Energy font on

1044
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 1: my back. Nice. We'll see it, they see it across

1045
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:05,880
Speaker 1: fit Well. Blair, It's been such a pleasure having you

1046
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 1: on the Daily Zeitgeist. Where can people find you? Follow

1047
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 1: you all that good stuff? Their pleasure is all mine,

1048
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 1: Jack and Chris, you know coming back on here has

1049
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:22,960
Speaker 1: really been like a bomb, a salve to my tired

1050
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:27,400
Speaker 1: soul where you can find me as always at Blair Sake,

1051
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:30,600
Speaker 1: B L A. I R. S Occi and I also

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Speaker 1: just I haven't been on for a while, but I

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Speaker 1: just want to thank all the Daily Zey gang who

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Speaker 1: come up and say hi to me on the road.

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Speaker 1: It makes me so happy every time. Two things I

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Speaker 1: would like to promote. If you have any interest, Chicago,

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Speaker 1: I'll be at the Chicago Comedy Bar March thirty first,

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Speaker 1: in April first, really excited about that, two shows each night.

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Speaker 1: Haven't been to Chicago in a long time. And then

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Speaker 1: I will also be doing an hour in Los Angeles

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Speaker 1: on Thursday twenty seventh at the Lyric Hyperion. And I

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Speaker 1: only do that like once a year, so and it's

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Speaker 1: a pretty small venue, So come out if you'd like.

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Speaker 1: I would love to see you. And that's all always

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Speaker 1: on my social media and all my link tree and

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Speaker 1: my bio. I wish I could be there. Yeah, everybody

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Speaker 1: listening if it was in Los Angeles that Lyric you

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Speaker 1: to go I'm talking about? Was? Was? I mean? As

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Speaker 1: was that the Lyric Hyperion? Anyway? Anyway, it's a great

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Speaker 1: place to see. You can be rolled like that's really

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Speaker 1: close to the performer. It's really a nice It's like

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Speaker 1: a very nice little venue. Thank you. Ye Is there

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Speaker 1: a work of media that you've been enjoying? Well? Wait,

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Speaker 1: a work of media? Oh we say that instead of

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Speaker 1: tweet now because so few people are on Twitter? Because

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Speaker 1: oh okay, because yeah, I thought tweet, but then I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'll tell you about a book i'm reading.

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Speaker 1: Were either, oh I'm reading jay Z Jones in the

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Speaker 1: six which just made me think of, um, what we

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Speaker 1: were just talking about about musicians and rocks and I'm

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Speaker 1: like rock stars no one day, They're just like partying

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Speaker 1: and do it and make it insane music. But oh,

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Speaker 1: I did just see a funny tweet in relation to

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Speaker 1: what we were saying about that article about the pandemic

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Speaker 1: not being harmful to her health. And it was Marsha

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Speaker 1: Belskis and it was she quote tweeted and said, actually,

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Speaker 1: or I watched all six seasons of Glee, even the

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Speaker 1: New York episodes, So it made me laugh. I think

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Speaker 1: that was a bad paraphrase. Sorry. On the one that's good,

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Speaker 1: it was I got it and I enjoyed it. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: Thank you Jack. I liked it. I liked it too. Chris,

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Speaker 1: Where can people find you? And what is a tweet

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Speaker 1: or work of media you've been enjoying? You can find

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Speaker 1: me at the Crofton Show on Twitter and at on Instagram,

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Speaker 1: and you can listen to my podcast colbru got me

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Speaker 1: like on all the places, and you can go buy

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Speaker 1: my book The Advice King Anthology, and I don't care

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Speaker 1: if you get it from Amazon. Go right ahead, and

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Speaker 1: get it. It doesn't matter to me. Don't go through

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Speaker 1: Vanderbilt's website because you have to do fifty eight thousand

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Speaker 1: things to get a book. Just buy the fucking have

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Speaker 1: to actually apply to Vanderbilt. And yeah, I mean it's

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Speaker 1: like I just heard from people have to register all

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Speaker 1: kinds of stuff. Nothing against Vanderbilt, but they have an

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Speaker 1: old website. And uh yeah, go get my book and

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Speaker 1: also go listen to my record. Um hello, it's me

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Speaker 1: from twenty eighteen and I got a new one coming

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Speaker 1: out this year, so that's exciting. That isn't any tweets,

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Speaker 1: you know. Up, I'm looking at the damn what's that.

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Speaker 1: Let's just go with your books. Well, I got one

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Speaker 1: thing I wanted to try. I do poetry window on Twitter,

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Speaker 1: and I want to do one. I'm just just to

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Speaker 1: read one that I think's funny. But I also gonna look,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for this guy. It's the same thing that

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Speaker 1: happened last time. There's this. First of all, go check

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Speaker 1: out Blair Saki's tweets. That's what I say every time.

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Speaker 1: I am fan like I am, I am like a

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Speaker 1: big fan And oh that's so kind but not frightening,

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Speaker 1: just regular fighting. No, but that that that you know

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Speaker 1: that is I do this every time I scramble, I

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Speaker 1: can't remember, I can't find the tweets, and then and

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Speaker 1: then I say, go just look at Blair sockings tweets.

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Speaker 1: So I can't find a tweet again. So I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do it again. But I'm gonna read this poem, which

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Speaker 1: I really like. It's just so stupid. But I do

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Speaker 1: these poems on Twitter like almost every day. Like I say, poetry,

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Speaker 1: windows open and people give me topics, so this There

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Speaker 1: are more a lot of times they're just jokes like

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Speaker 1: this one. Someone sent me the topic back in the

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Speaker 1: Saddle and I said, what Steven Tyler screams into his

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Speaker 1: sleep appne a mouthpiece, which I which, I just like

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Speaker 1: that one. And that's for the older crowd. I would

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Speaker 1: have done something younger, but I don't know what the

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Speaker 1: fucking Mandalorian is. Yeah, that's what you're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: google right after. We were gonna shit out of it,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna watch Frozen. I'm gonna cry all by

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Speaker 1: myself healthy. I bet you are right. I'm not kidding,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna put that shit on my face what's

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Speaker 1: it called again? Aqua? I'm gonna be covered in aquafore

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Speaker 1: watching Frozen. If anyone needs me, hold my calls. Tweet

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Speaker 1: I've been enjoying Alex Turnteine for what tweeted I hate

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Speaker 1: small talk? Oh okay, what are your thoughts on the

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Speaker 1: Louisiana purchase? I saw that that was such a funny one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're right, that was a good one. I love that one.

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Speaker 1: People who say they hate small talk, like I feel

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Speaker 1: like everybody does, and we still do it like I

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Speaker 1: don't anyway. My therapist, though, you can't. Like I used

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Speaker 1: to try and trauma bond and be like people would

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Speaker 1: be like, hey, how's the weather, and I'd be like, all,

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Speaker 1: I had a bad childhood. You're not supposed to do

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Speaker 1: that either. We're supposed to be somewhere in the middle. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: ask him about the Louisiana purchase. Yeah, there's something in

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Speaker 1: the middle, something neutral, something that neither one of you

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Speaker 1: knows what it is. There you go. You can find

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Speaker 1: me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brian. You can find

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Speaker 1: us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily

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Speaker 1: Zekegeist on Instagram, we have a fan page on a website,

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Speaker 1: daily zeitgeis dot com, where we post our episodes and

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Speaker 1: our footnotes, where we link off to the information that

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Speaker 1: we talked about in today's episode, as well as a

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Speaker 1: song that we think you might enjoy. Superproducer Justin is

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Speaker 1: there a song but you think people might enjoy? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's been a rainy day and it looks like a

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Speaker 1: rainy rest of the weekend for la, so to fit

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Speaker 1: the mood, I'm suggesting this dark, cynthy industrial track with

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Speaker 1: a huge sound to it. I first found this song

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Speaker 1: a few years ago while I was watching a trailer

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Speaker 1: for a defunct video game that got marred and scandal

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Speaker 1: and never actually released. I don't think I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to get into it, but this track is amazing. It's

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Speaker 1: called Acid Rain by Lorn and you can find that

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Speaker 1: song in the footnotes footnotes. Also, the article that I

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Speaker 1: was talking about about the like change in the Netherlands

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Speaker 1: is from a thread by Michael Thomas. Will link off

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Speaker 1: to that tweet and the footnotes. All right. The Daily

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Speaker 1: zeit Geis is a production of iHeartRadio from more podcast

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Speaker 1: wherever fine podcasts are given away for free. That is

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Speaker 1: going to do it for us this morning, back this

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Speaker 1: afternoon to tell you what is trending and we will

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Speaker 1: talk to you all then. Bye bye bye