1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: Jewbles. Dirty little secret. 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:06,480 Speaker 2: Hello, Hey there, Hey, you have a dirty little secret. 3 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:08,360 Speaker 1: I do. So. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,920 Speaker 2: I wasn't doing well in my life. 5 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: I went through the fourth and I had lost my job. 6 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:18,320 Speaker 2: I didn't have a place to go. And luckily my 7 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:21,639 Speaker 2: brother and his wife they were very sweet and they 8 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:26,239 Speaker 2: incited me to come over fashion their guest room, and 9 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,040 Speaker 2: she went as far. 10 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 1: As to get me a job. I'm super happy. I'm plateful. 11 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 2: But she started to buy me like little cousins and 12 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,960 Speaker 2: gifts to kind of get me on my feet, like 13 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:41,320 Speaker 2: work clothes, jewelry to kind of go with the outfit. 14 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:46,600 Speaker 2: And then she started hitting on me. Didn't see that coming, 15 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:50,640 Speaker 2: and you know, she started making moves and then we 16 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:51,519 Speaker 2: ended up hooking up. 17 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,120 Speaker 1: I did, I did. 18 00:00:56,360 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 2: Oh, and it's still going on. Oh. It's nice and 19 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:05,479 Speaker 2: it's fun, but obviously it's very awkward because of how 20 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 2: she's related to me. Yeah, and he obviously he has 21 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 2: no idea, he doesn't know, he's not just all he 22 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 2: just thinks we're really good friends. And he's like happy 23 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:16,400 Speaker 2: that we get along so well. 24 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 1: I'm sure he is, like, you know, it's probably a 25 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:18,839 Speaker 1: big deal. 26 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 2: Wow, Can I ask for how long it's been going 27 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:24,680 Speaker 2: on about two and a half two and a half 28 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 2: three months. 29 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:32,120 Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I don't say years, so yeah, no, that'd 30 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:35,839 Speaker 1: be really horrible. I mean I don't know what else 31 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 1: to say other than I hope it works out. Are 32 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 1: you for everybody? Yeah? 33 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope he never finds out. 34 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 1: That sucks. 35 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,040 Speaker 2: I hope he doesn't find out. Yeah. 36 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. 37 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 2: Like, do you love her? Or is it just fun? 38 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:50,640 Speaker 2: I think it's just fun. 39 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 1: Okay, then you know what to do. Yeah, keep having fun. No, 40 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 1: that's not. 41 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 2: Thank you for telling us you're a little secret. 42 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 1: You're welcome. Thanksy bye, by Hello, Hey you have little secret? 43 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,840 Speaker 1: I do, man, I do have? What is it? Literally? So, 44 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,800 Speaker 1: I've been wanting to go out of the day with 45 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,519 Speaker 1: this girl that I've known for years, and uh, finally 46 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 1: got a chance to go out with her. I Fettle 47 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:20,680 Speaker 1: Restaurant to go out with her too, and went freaking awesome. 48 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 2: Bro. 49 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: I mean this is like I was like living a 50 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:24,920 Speaker 1: dream because I was like, man, I never thought I'd 51 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 1: be able to go out this girl a chance too. So 52 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 1: I'm out with her this time. We're cutting up or 53 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 1: laughing and everything's going well. Have some dreams and in 54 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 1: the middle of me blurting out laughing, I end up. 55 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 1: First I thought it was I just have fart a 56 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,400 Speaker 1: clean part, you know. I was like, man, this is 57 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,080 Speaker 1: a clean part, you know. I was just you know, 58 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 1: it's a clean part. Yeah. And then and then I 59 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 1: realized after you know whatever, it's not like eternity. But 60 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,359 Speaker 1: it was probably like a split second I think, oh 61 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:56,640 Speaker 1: my god, myself, Oh no, I pool like it was 62 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 1: more than a It wasn't. It wasn't a web part. 63 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: It was a was it was. It was there. It 64 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,200 Speaker 1: was something hot, you know. It was like it was 65 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:08,040 Speaker 1: the sound like yeah, and well that's the thing. I 66 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:11,079 Speaker 1: was like my eyeballs like just jumped out of my head. 67 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 1: I thinking like she's like just caught it imminately, but 68 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,480 Speaker 1: she was just still laughing. So I was like, okay, 69 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,359 Speaker 1: I'm going to clear my shame kind of like went 70 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,240 Speaker 1: down a little bit because I was like, oh, he 71 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 1: didn't notice. So I tried to call myself and I 72 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I want to freak. Am 73 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 1: I gonna do? And I could smell it, and I'm 74 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,959 Speaker 1: just like, man, like slowly stuff the whole day. Yeah, 75 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,800 Speaker 1: And I'm like I had to throw in the White 76 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 1: House like there's no way I'm gonna like just like, yeah, 77 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:38,120 Speaker 1: we're gonna work this out. Let's see, let's go dance now, 78 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:42,080 Speaker 1: you know, let's go. You know this heard after this, 79 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,960 Speaker 1: I was like, this is over. I was like, man, 80 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: I had to call it a day. I went to 81 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 1: the bathroom and I went over there and cleped up 82 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:52,080 Speaker 1: as good as I could have. Oh. It was the worst. 83 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 1: And I just had to tell her, you know, I'm 84 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 1: start going to end this date. And she was just 85 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:56,800 Speaker 1: like what's Like why, Like what's going on? It's like 86 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 1: we're having such a good time. And it was so 87 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 1: weird because I couldn't even come, but it excused it 88 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 1: was like I was like I couldn't, Like yeah, so 89 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 1: I'm looking like why, I'm like, I just have to. 90 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,640 Speaker 1: I'm like she was like, what's it? The patly looked 91 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 1: at me like I was. 92 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 2: Crazy, Wow, you just have to. 93 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: So yeah, it was so sad. I haven't was saying 94 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: though all these years I've noticed girl for. 95 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,240 Speaker 2: Ten years, Oh you still know her? 96 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 1: I wish I didn't, but now I was like what 97 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:28,040 Speaker 1: I did the patient, I don't know maybe what the 98 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,360 Speaker 1: ten years was like waiting to finally get a chance 99 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 1: to go out with her and just just let it out. 100 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 2: But it was You're like a little puppy. You are 101 00:04:35,279 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 2: so excited your. 102 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 1: I'm cute and dirty, I'm cut and dirty. They look 103 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:45,240 Speaker 1: could have so bad. Thanks for your dirty than the secret. 104 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:47,600 Speaker 2: Care. 105 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 1: Thank you? 106 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:52,240 Speaker 2: All right, what's your dirty little secret?