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Speaker 1: decided to come back and play another year. This upcoming

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Speaker 1: football season, which is gonna be Boom. Like I said,

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00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:30,919
Speaker 1: we're halfway through May, NFL's coming, Fantasy football is coming.

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00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 1: But Tom Brady retired, said he wanted to be with

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Speaker 1: his family, be with his kids. This that in the

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00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: third and then Boom says he's not gonna retire. So

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00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 1: everybody's happy. I'm happy. Everybody's happy. We get one more

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00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 1: year of Tom Brady. It's dope. It's cool. He's got

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00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 1: his chin, he's got his avocado ice cream skin, beautiful skin.

427
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: You know, he's got that big head, big, big fucking head,

428
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: big strong. You need a big head you play football.

429
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 1: Look at Peyton mannings at Eli manning Big Brickhead Fox.

430
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: But now Tom Brady signed a ten year, three hundred

431
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 1: and seventy five million dollar deal three hundred and seventy

432
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 1: five million dollar deal three seventy five to become a

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00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: broadcaster for Fox Sports. Tom. I thought you wanted to

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Speaker 1: be with your family, Duke, I thought, I thought you

435
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: wanted to be with zeal And the kids, drive your

436
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 1: kids to school, go to the recitals, and all that

437
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 1: dumb ship. Let me tell you something, said it once,

438
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: I've said it many times. All them recitals and the

439
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 1: kids games, them ships, they're redundant. Listen. I went to

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00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 1: every fucking game I coached my kids, coaching to a

441
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: championship one year. I think it was eleven years, eleven

442
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: and under twelve and it was thirteen and under. My

443
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: parents came to three of My father I remember came

444
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: to about three of my sporting events growing up. He

445
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: didn't need to be there every time. I didn't care

446
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: that he was not there. I think kids probably care

447
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: if you're not there, if they've built up an expectation

448
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: that you're gonna be there for every single fucking game.

449
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: You go to the game. Once you watched the game,

450
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: it's different. See, I grew up in New York City.

451
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: You get to the game on your own. My father

452
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: wanted to rest on Sunday, just like I like to

453
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: rest on Sunday. You got a game, great, I'll come

454
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: see you playing a couple of weeks, come see me play.

455
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: Oh you did great, Tom Brady realized your funk all

456
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 1: that my daughter is not She's not, you know, Lady Gaga.

457
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 1: I don't need to watch my daughters sing. She's not

458
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: Lady Ganga. My son ain't ship. He's not gonna be

459
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 1: a professional. We go to a couple of games, you

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00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 1: don't even He's like, fuck it because looks like she's

461
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: a ball breaker. She looks like a tough, fucking broad

462
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: and I think he probably was. Like I retired for

463
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: three weeks. I got Gizelle talking to me, screaming at

464
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,959
Speaker 1: me in Portuguese. You know she's Brazil breaking my fucking balls.

465
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: I'm going back to play, and then I'm figuring out

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00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do for the next ten years. And

467
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get that three seventy five million. Take the

468
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: fucking go, get yourself a diamond ring. I don't know,

469
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 1: a new car, a jet because this ain't gonna work.

470
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not gonna be here every single day

471
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: making the kids chicken fingers, mac and cheese. And you're

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00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: screaming at me in Portuguese too, you know, scrub the

473
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: toilet and you know no one wants that ship, especially

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00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: someone like Tom Brady. He's like, fucking give me the

475
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: three seventy five. I got the next ten years locked up.

476
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: I need to get away from this cookie broad. That

477
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: gazell looks like she's a real fucking piece or gorgeous.

478
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 1: You know. DiCaprio data there. Oh yeah, one of the

479
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: great stick men of all time, Leonardo DiCaprio heat dave here,

480
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 1: he dated it before Tom. I know that probably has

481
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: to eat away at Tom. He's a human being. We

482
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 1: all ask about the X. Oh you do who'd you

483
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: date before me? Oh? I She's like, oh, I dated

484
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: this person, and then before that I was with this

485
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: actor or what actor? Um um? He might not know mine,

486
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: I know acting. Well you ever see Titanic? He's like, yeah,

487
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: that guy in Titanic. Do you mean Leonardo DiCaprio. You

488
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: dated Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, I dated Leonardo. What was that like?

489
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: Even Tom Brady had that conversation about Leonardo DiCaprio because

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00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: Leonardo dated her. They were with you with each other

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00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: for I don't know, a year, and when you're in

492
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 1: your twenties and you're Leonardo DiCaprio, a year is like fuck,

493
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 1: that's like a thirty year relationship. When you're Leonardo in

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00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: your prime and you're with Gazelle for I don't know,

495
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: they might even might not have been. You might have

496
00:31:55,960 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: been eight months. That's like marriage, three kids, retirement In

497
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio years, that's like dog years. And uh, he

498
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: had to Zella in her prime. And I know, listen,

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00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 1: Tom Brady's Tom Brady, but he's that's gotta that's gotta

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00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: suck because I mean, Leonardo de capitol that's a fantastic cockxman.

501
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 1: That's a great stickman, one of the best of all time.

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00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: I digress. Anyway, Tom Brady is playing football, and Tom

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00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: Brady will be in the broadcast booth as soon as

504
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: he retires, whenever that may be. What else is going on?

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00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: Elon Musk, as of the recording of This Iron Rapports

506
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 1: Tereo podcast, says his Twitter deal is on hold. My

507
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: man predicted this the other day to me, he said,

508
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: this fucking guy might be playing games. I don't know.

509
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: It's got to go through the board or clear everything.

510
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: But Elon Musk said that because five percent of all

511
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: of the accounts on Twitter or spam and or fake accounts.

512
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: I guess this is number crunching. Who the funk knows.

513
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: But as of the recording of this Iron Wrappers Stereo podcast,

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00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: this guy Ellen Musk's purchasing or not purchasing of Twitter

515
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: is on old and I don't give a funk about

516
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: this goof ball. First of all, it's very well documented

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00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 1: that this creep blocked me on Twitter. Mr free Speech,

518
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: he blocked me and I didn't even bang on him

519
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:42,719
Speaker 1: really hard. But Mr free Speech and Jack Dorsey, Dusty

520
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 1: Jack Dorsey talking about a guy who needs a fucking shave,

521
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: who needs he needs a nice ship shower and shave.

522
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: Jack Dorsey, you look dusty too with that dusty ass beard.

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00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: Both of these guys are now saying that they feel

524
00:33:56,440 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 1: like they made a mistake removing pig Donald Trump, dick stain,

525
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, a k a ship bag Donald Trump from Twitter.

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00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: They like regret that they kicked him off of Twitter.

527
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: What about my guy Dart's Golden. What about the legions

528
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: of iron rapports stereo podcast listeners who have been kicked

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00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 1: off a Twitter? Whatbout the Joe Schmo people that may

530
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 1: have said the Kardashi It may be like, Yo, Kim Kardashian,

531
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,479
Speaker 1: you look like shit, bitch. I'm not saying that that's

532
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: the way people should speak, and I'm not saying those

533
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,760
Speaker 1: are iron wrap ports stereo podcastings. But what about people

534
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,399
Speaker 1: that have been on Twitter being like yo, Lebron James,

535
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 1: suck my dick, you bald motherfucker, and then he reports

536
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,280
Speaker 1: them and they get kicked off Twitter? Are you gonna

537
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: free those people like you feel like you made the

538
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 1: wrong decision kicking off pig Dick Donald Trump? What about

539
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,879
Speaker 1: the Joe Schmos out there? Because e la must says

540
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 1: that if he does purchase Twitter, he's letting pig Dick

541
00:34:56,640 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 1: back on Twitter. What about the Joe Schmos? What about

542
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 1: my man Darts Golden, who got kicked off on some

543
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: sucker ship. He didn't even curse, He just said some

544
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 1: slick ship to somebody. They kicked him off. He's been

545
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: off there for three years, Dick stain, Donald Trump got

546
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: kicked off the Twitter because he caused the goddamn insurrection.

547
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 1: What about if Dick Stain Donald Trump started talking greasy

548
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: and caused an insurrection at the Twitter headquarters or the

549
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: Tesla headquarters or SpaceX and you got a bunch of

550
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 1: fucking white cracker cookie trailer trash motherfucker's outside of SpaceX,

551
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: Tesla and Twitter trying to break in there while you

552
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 1: and Jack Dorsey are hiding under your desk. Would you

553
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 1: kick those people off of Twitter? He caused the fucking insurrection,

554
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 1: He's lyned repeatedly about the election, and you want to

555
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: let this fucking guy. If you let Dick Stain back on,

556
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: you better let all the other scumbags back on. What

557
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 1: about the people on Twitter? They get kicked off for

558
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:04,439
Speaker 1: showing dick picks and fuck picks and sex picks and

559
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 1: you know, the threats and all that stuff. Should they

560
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 1: be just suspended? If someone says, Oh, I'm gonna I'm

561
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 1: gonna find you and I'm gonna kill you, is is

562
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: that okay? Or I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna

563
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: Like Why is everything about Twitter and Elon Musk buying

564
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 1: Twitter focused around whether or not slob dick Donald Trump

565
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: will be let back on or not, when there's plenty

566
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 1: of people who have been kicked off for probably lesser offenses,

567
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: then slob dick Donald Trump. Anyway, I don't know what's

568
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 1: gonna happen. I don't know if this guy's gonna buy

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00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 1: I don't care to be honest with you. Buy it,

570
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: don't buy it. It It ain't taking away my fun, although

571
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: it ain't good fun. This social media is not good fun.

572
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 1: Is just it's just chomping away at all of us.

573
00:36:50,680 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 1: It's chomping away at all of us, slowly, slowly. Yes,

574
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: the Kendrick Lamar album came out. I gotta be honest.

575
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. Listen. I gave that gorgeous review

576
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 1: of that PIEC put out the other day, The Hearts

577
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: Part five, UM, and I said, I said, you know,

578
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 1: this music isn't necessarily for me. It's not fun music.

579
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,479
Speaker 1: I listened to that whole album, and I gotta say, listen,

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00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that Kendrick Lamire is enormously talented and

581
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 1: enormously needed. He's enormously talented and the message and everything

582
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: he's bringing is needed. But I don't need to listen

583
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 1: to that album. Ever again, it's just so it's so heavy,

584
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 1: it's so heavy handed in terms of the themes and

585
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 1: the messages. And I need fucking bangers. I need a

586
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: mix of bangers and you know x Clan, the group

587
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: x Clan funk with some x Clan she k r

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00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 1: s one rock can, Like, can't you give me the

589
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: message and the bangers? Can I get a combination of

590
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 1: dope beats and you're flowing talking some important ship. Because

591
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: it's just it's too much. It's too much. I mean

592
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 1: a lot of these songs are like spoken word. You know,

593
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: there's never really like a song song that doesn't have

594
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: like listen to it for yourself. You might be going,

595
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:48,360
Speaker 1: Mike whib you know what the funk, but he's the

596
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 1: good you. You could say that, I'm not. I'm not

597
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 1: saying that. You can't say that. I'm just honestly saying

598
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 1: I don't need to listen to that album again. I

599
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: listened to the whole thing four I recorded this. I

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00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: am Wrap Ports stereo podcast and for me, for me,

601
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 1: I don't need to hear it again. I mean, I

602
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 1: was listening to a playlist I have on Spotify. It's

603
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:16,280
Speaker 1: called Wrap Reports The light. You know it's all bangers,

604
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 1: all hip hop. Oh see Black Moon, Tupac, The Lost Boys,

605
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: Cares One Clips, Large Professor, all that ship. I'm like,

606
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 1: this is fucking hip hop for me, not that the

607
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar album isn't hip hop. I'm just saying I

608
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 1: don't need to listen to that ship again. You should

609
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: listen to it. And if you think I'm wrong, please

610
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 1: dm me. If you just, I would love to hear

611
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 1: what you guys think of the Kendrick Lamar album. Please

612
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,879
Speaker 1: DM me and let me know what you think when

613
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 1: you listen to the whole thing. Tell me if you

614
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:56,959
Speaker 1: could listen to that ship again. I'm glad that there's

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00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: that message being put out there. I'm glad that that

616
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 1: there's a deeply, deeply introspective lane being put out there.

617
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:08,879
Speaker 1: But Yo, Tupac had heavy ship in his music. Rock

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Speaker 1: Cam Eric being rock call Everybody, tribe, every but you

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Speaker 1: gotta do it under some it's gotta be a little

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00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 1: bit easier to listen to anyway. I'm done. Kame Saw Conquered,

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Speaker 1: Came Saw Disrupted. I told you guys all be in

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Speaker 1: Ohio next week, all right, And the twenty first I'll

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Speaker 1: be in Ohio, Columbus, Ohile. Come see me at the

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Speaker 1: Funny Bone, Ohio. Tickets are available to Michael Rapport Comedy

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Speaker 1: dot Com. Came Sword Disrupted him Out, Myles Jordan Ak,

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