WEBVTT - Ep181: Multuple Dildos and Big Cats 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:09.240 Hey, guys, um, I just want to say we appreciate 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:13.560 all of you who tuned in and funk with us 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:21.040 on Hory Blade. This is Yons, I'm your girl, Mandy 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:26.239 b and uh, this is the quiet story until a 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:29.600 little bit of ansmer. You could really give it to 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:31.960 you today if you want us too, because we're like 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:35.520 really nice. Why Why why is your voice going so high? 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:37.760 I don't understand it is you're trying to sound Why 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:40.320 your voice going alive? But I don't know. Sometimes I 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:43.960 get a little bit of focal fright. Oh my god. Anyway, guys, 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:48.559 welcome to and No. The episode of Hory Bled dec 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:51.080 is Yons. I'm your girl, Maidy b a k S 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:53.560 a k A death bitch, a k A full court 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:56.640 pumps a k A Mandy Baskins. And I bring that 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:59.080 up because we're talking a little bit about Carol today. 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:02.640 But yeah, it's one of the motherfucker is bitch. We're 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:04.440 gonna talk about it anyways, and I'm joined by my 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:06.640 motherfucking co host. We'll just introduced me at this point. 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:09.560 It is oh weezy w t L, you know what 0:01:09.680 --> 0:01:13.240 I mean. And Indy does these rapper hands sometimes and 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:15.240 if you guys watched you too, You'll know what I'm 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:17.920 talking about. It's very like, you know, justin Bieber like 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:20.759 tries to like, don't do that. How are you gonna 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:23.160 make me a white man because you have sharpline hair. 0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:25.920 I definitely thought you was gonna say, like Tony yo, 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:27.840 he's the one who really moved his hands when he'd 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:32.040 be rapping. Anyway. No, okay, never mind, very weird. Don't 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:34.600 do me. You see what I mean? She compared me 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:36.120 to a white man and then say, I got just 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:40.240 this is what we're doing. Is this is what we're doing. 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:43.040 No man, this is an Eve haircut from the nineties, 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:45.760 from the early two thousands, or thank you also be 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:48.240 no bro, give me my Paul Prince on my titties 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:53.800 type of god damn you know what? Anyway, y'all um, Yeah, welcome. 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:56.640 We're gonna do a quick catch up. I know we've 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:59.760 had a lot of guests lately, and we actually, with 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:01.920 out meaning to, we had a whole lot of a 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:05.640 sastroone on on motherfucking horrorle decisions for a while. We 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:09.639 had Tahoe and Orlando. We had the goddamn nigga that 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:11.919 was a baby boomer that claimed to have gotten paid 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:14.720 by women. We had who else do we have? We 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:18.160 had another? Oh, we had Maul from the Joe Buddon podcast. 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:20.239 We've had a lot of men on. So we was like, 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:22.160 but they we're gonna get in the studio and just talk. 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:27.600 But unless you're a patron and we'll take it, you know, 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:31.280 like y'all y'all support us always. Um, So I guess 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:33.160 we'll just start up because y'all kind of like to 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:36.200 know what's going on with us a little bit. Um, 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:38.160 we either did you want to start or I could start. 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:39.760 I didn't know if you wanted to talk about your 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:43.960 relationship and investments even talking about mortgage lately on Twitter, 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:50.160 same nigga. But anyway, so, um, I have hold lot. 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:55.000 Wait then let me reintroduce us. Welcome to relationship decisions. Dude. 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:57.920 Let me tell you guys something I legit saw people 0:02:58.000 --> 0:03:01.040 like writing like when your boyfriends let me they really 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:04.040 thought we were supposed to be single. Horror to the core. 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:06.280 As long as I get paid to do this show, 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:08.280 I will not suck one dick. I'm just telling it. 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:11.520 But no, I mean, I feel like we've just been 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:14.600 pretty consistent about fluidity, and I feel like like loving 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:16.639 somebody doesn't have to do with that. Also, loving someone 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:19.120 has nothing to do with another dick being in my mouth. Also, 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:22.000 hose get wiped all the time because you know why, 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:24.400 I don't believe it can get deleted though. I mean, 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:27.680 but I'm just saying, like we date, we have boyfriends, 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:30.799 and all niggas hose, So how can y'all become boyfriends? 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:34.400 But we can't become girlfriend because I'm very attractive, you 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:35.560 know what I mean. I don't know if I've ever 0:03:35.640 --> 0:03:37.240 sucked a nigga that's got like a low count. I 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:39.920 was about to say, oh you a thousand bitch, come here, 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:44.000 let me come. You had practice, I know that dick working. 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:46.160 I'm saying, as long as you got your throw mice 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:48.040 and get them all the holes out that didn't get 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:50.160 ready for me. Um, But I mean, I guess you 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:52.120 kind of can get your home. Home is deleted if 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:54.320 you watch your pussy. Because, as I've said before and 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:56.880 will continue to say, this is only like science that 0:03:56.920 --> 0:03:58.680 I would speak to you guys like I'm not gonna 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:01.520 just come on here and like spout out bullshit. Y'll 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:04.720 see what I don't believe in scientifically and you can 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:08.520 check right now on waxer pussy dot com. It clearly 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:13.000 states if you get a wax, tendings come off of 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:15.600 your pussy each time. Now, if you're under that head, 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:17.240 don't get a wax because your pussy needs to have 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:19.120 a few miles on it before you start wax. Well, 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:20.640 I ain't gonna hold you. And I got all my 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:22.800 bodies because the bit I never had no wax on 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:25.360 this pussy. You need to, Mandy, I don't need some 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:30.040 taking me with all my bodies, Like it's new layer 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:32.920 of playing me and my niggas. He was like, what, 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:35.040 you know a lot of lakers, and I just like 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:38.000 let him know, Like, well, I'm just gonna let you 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:40.120 know who I out in head in the past, so 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:42.799 I've been open. I want to add something really quickly 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:44.440 to y'all if you live in the New York area, 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:46.960 my brows it's on thirty third Street. This is an 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:49.440 ad to Indian owned business. I've been going to Usha 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:52.960 for years, okay, and Usha knows I'm all work. I 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:55.680 don't know how, but like every time I see her, 0:04:55.760 --> 0:04:58.080 she's like, know who because you probably have a little 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:01.560 babies dancing on your post up like you like come, come, 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:03.640 you like cream pies, a little baby be like, don't 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:06.159 wax me, don't watch us. I've been going to Usha 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:09.200 since I worked on because my office was there. I've 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:10.960 been going to her for years since I worked, you know, 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:13.800 in tech. And once I stopped working there, she's like, oh, 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:16.600 you're free during the day, so much like what the 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:19.359 fun is going on? But she's a minority own business. 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:22.240 She waxes the ship out of my pussy. I don't 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:24.200 know if she'll know who Weasy is, but short pictures 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:25.839 she'll know. But this is all I'm telling you, dude. 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.320 You can get a very bad wax experience. Sometimes they 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:31.120 wax clips. Sometimes people believe this bitch can do anything 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:33.720 beyond the phone multitask. She'd be having people coming to 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:36.160 train on my pussy, like, oh, come watch when she 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:38.640 gets new girls, because she's like, you're really nice, that's 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:40.960 my girl. You don't even go to the nail shop 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.000 and let a new bitch be on my fingers. They're no, no, no, no, 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:47.480 not get somebody who don't have somebody watch. Nobody waxes 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:51.239 my pussy but Usha anyway, so you get your pussy 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:53.400 wax you get the niggas off of there. Great. I 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:56.240 don't know why we started talking about that scientific fact. 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:58.160 Oh what's new with me? Let me tell you about 0:05:58.160 --> 0:06:00.719 my creamy as wet ass pussy. I don't know about 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:04.840 if this happened, because like, you know, coronavirus and Cardi B, 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:07.720 and like my pussy is talking to my coronavirus and 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:11.440 Cardi B. This is so coronavirus happened, and like nothing's 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:14.440 been going on Cardi B had this whole new fucking 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:18.200 song happened, had changed the revolutionary liberating way. I think 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:20.679 it changed the way that my vagina has been working lately, 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:24.200 only because it's to the point where I've wiped myself 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:26.560 during the day. I'm so wet. I'm, like I said 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:30.160 on another episode, like I'm constantly masturbating. I had sex 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:32.840 the other day. The dick comes out of me. I thought, 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:35.400 he came. That's how much cream was on this, And 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:40.240 I was like, this is fucking crazy, Like I've never 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:43.360 seen it come covered dick from myself. I don't know 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:45.640 when my plussy just changed this way, but maybe it's 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:47.720 ready for babies. I don't know what's going on. So 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.680 the other day I'm masturbating, and this, to me is 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:52.400 really what's nuts, because I always thought it was by 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:55.240 sticking your fingers inside of yourself, like to squirt a 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:57.840 little bit. And I didn't necessarily squirt, but like I 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:01.040 was gush and bitch, and the ship was nuts. No, 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:04.480 it's not a eused infection. I'm opulating. Why why are 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:06.440 you because I feel like that it's nuts. So I 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:08.080 was about to be like, bitch, so you're allowed to 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:11.280 say nut. Never mind, go ahead. I absolutely did not 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:14.360 say that very bit. I had an orgasm, is what 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:16.920 I would want to call it. I came and the 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:18.760 ship was like dripping out of my pussy and I 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:21.119 was like, oh my god, this is like porn ship. Dude, 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:24.680 I have a porn pussy right now. Like these two 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:26.200 cameras in front of me make me feel like I 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:28.080 should be putting on an only fans show because me 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:30.800 and my pornographic pussy are creamy and wet right now 0:07:30.880 --> 0:07:33.160 and it's crazy. And I think that's why I've been 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:36.600 like so open to the world, Like I don't say 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:39.760 hi to people that are attractive without being like, because 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:42.600 you're walking around with you. I cannot wait for this 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:44.480 ship to stop. I needed to just dry up a 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:46.640 little bit, Like I feel like my pussy is so 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:50.000 dry that it could almost feel like someone else's been, 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:51.920 Like someone else has been, Like no, so wet that 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:53.280 someone else has been in it, because it's just like 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:55.920 why I keep sliding around like I've had to clean 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:58.360 the fucking wetness off of the dick with my own 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:00.560 mouth so that it doesn't have to be that wet. 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:02.680 My pussy is doing some new ship. What can I 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:05.440 tell you guys about my regimen? I don't know. I 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:08.360 work out a lot, I'm playing tennis and now I'm 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:11.280 drinking more water and I don't resist, but I don't 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:14.440 think the water. I've drink water before. But I mean 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:16.880 we talk I mean, well, we was talking with Tahoe 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:20.760 and Orlando to me, working out period or just being 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:24.800 in a state of activity, like constantly has your body 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:30.000 more open for open, But like, what the fuck me? 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:32.320 I really think it was the WAT video other than that, Oh, 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:35.480 you mentioned mortgage, so I don't want to jinx it. 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:38.559 But I've never thought like so We've talked about a 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:40.520 few times on Patreon, maybe not really here. I know 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:42.440 you talked about it here. Buying a crib in Atlanta, 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:44.559 like a second home. And I've always been like, I 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:46.040 don't want to buy a house I don't live in, 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:48.160 because I was thinking about buying my parents christ because 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:52.199 it was cheap. And someone recently said to me, like, 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:55.520 how much do you pay for rent? And she's like, 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:57.480 you know, you can get a mortgage one for like 0:08:57.600 --> 0:09:00.240 two point six right now, two point seven, Like don't 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:01.880 you just do that and you'll flip it, like we 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:03.320 really want to go back to the Lower East Side, 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:05.839 just buy a crib. I was like, I'm not fucking 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:09.800 spending it happen. Million dollars living happen. But then I 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:14.520 looked at apartments. I found a two bedroom with an elevator, 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:17.080 bike room, laundry room. Let me just say that one 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:20.720 more time, and Ellie ytur, bitch. You know I've been 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:24.120 walking up to motherfucker and look, I think I'm luxur. 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:27.400 I got an elevator. Well now I have an elevator 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:29.040 in this building. But I didn't even care about the 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:30.959 luxury and all that ship of the building, Like I 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:32.559 just wanted to be in a certain neighborhood, which I 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:35.640 found a two one in Nell, Yes, where it's like 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:39.040 super sunny. You can go outside in from the apartment. 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:41.360 It's not a balcause even hear me when I say 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:43.640 big gas fire escape. But I put a table on 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:47.160 the mo because I'm get a little and uh yeah, 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:49.520 the ship is cheaper than what I pay. The people 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:51.760 that are running it out right now would pay are 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:55.320 paying seven more than what my mortgage would be, which 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:58.959 is crazy. And um, I know, I just never really 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:02.400 considered buying a c IT, but I guess because primary residents, 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:03.840 I never thought I'd be able to afford a home 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:07.040 in New York. But like nigga, if anybody is thinking 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:09.280 about it, why are they fighting for a mortgage right now? 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:12.240 First I call some regular total mortgage on they give 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:14.199 me three point one. I'm like, wow, that sounds really good. 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:17.040 Bank of America two point nine. Oh, that's really good. 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:19.760 Loam Depot two point seven. Oh, that's really good. They're 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:22.959 getting lower and lower, and I think there's about to 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:25.600 be a market crash for sure. And what's crazy too, 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:29.200 is so many people bought up properties specifically for Airbnb, 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:32.520 and right now Airbnb is allowing so many people to 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:36.719 do unless they're doing a long term stay. So a 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:38.319 lot of people are losing a lot of money on 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:40.600 their investment properties that they thought they would be able 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:43.920 to get Airbnb, and um, I mean it's interesting. I 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:47.120 mean I I of course maybe would wait until next year, 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:48.760 which is like I was looking at the top of 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:52.360 the next year for for my purchasing, just because a 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:55.360 my lease is up in April and I'm considering moving 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:59.719 to Long Island City next year. But also but also yeah, 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:02.960 so just for for me and my credit and everything, 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:06.080 I'm starting this trucking business, which I'm now getting into 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:09.640 all of the details of the tag, the registration. I 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:13.200 have to buy the truck and the trailer. So it's 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:15.679 unrealistic of me to a not only start a new 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:18.440 business and do all of these expenses, but they're gonna 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:20.679 want my piano statements and my taxes and all of that. 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:23.439 My credit is also going to take a hit with 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:27.199 this truck because it's my first car. Will you I'm 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:29.840 a wait till next year. Credit he's better than mine, 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:32.360 even though I'm not saying my credit I'm between seven 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:34.599 hundred now. I was over eight hundred, but now it 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:37.880 is lower because of mortgage and uh we credited. I 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:40.760 had no idea they were like yeah, basically, you ran 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:42.560 your credit with a bank once when it was at 0:11:42.600 --> 0:11:46.040 eight hundred and that registered to my wheezy olc. Right, 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:48.319 you think it was trying to give me cash, which 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:51.560 I'm like, kind of buy a house. But I mean 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.280 it's it's weird because like I feel like with an 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:56.199 influx of money coming from our new ship that we 0:11:56.280 --> 0:11:57.959 have going on, I'm like, it's making me want to 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:00.240 do something with it. And I started a new LLC well, 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:05.960 and I don't want to get so focused on you know, like, oh, 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:07.199 let me buy a house and then let me do 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:10.080 this and like spend too much. But I'm also terrified 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:12.920 to not invest that liquid while I have it. Um. 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:15.680 Speaking of investing, shout out to the master and vexter investor. 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:18.520 I found him from Earner Leisure and he's my stock 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:20.480 I and you guys asked me questions about stocks and 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:24.120 please do not, I honest to god, hit this nick 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:26.000 up at midnight be like should to my Kodak what 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:28.320 do I do? And he's great. I also pay him 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:30.920 for that, but I mean I appreciate that. Like you know, 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:33.960 I could say function nig to my uh stop guy. Right, 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:36.040 It's crazy because I guess we also just look into 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:39.320 how we invest our money differently. Um, I've been open 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:41.280 about not really being in the stocks or the markets 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:43.240 and stuff like that. I'm setting up before oh one 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:45.720 K just because I'm sitting on so much of my savings, 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:47.880 it makes sense to put it towards something that can 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:51.880 double triple or grow interesting over the years. UM. So 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:54.079 I'm doing it that way, but I don't really want to. 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:56.360 To me, I believe in investing in myself instead of 0:12:56.440 --> 0:13:00.640 investing in anyone else. And so aside from the trucking 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:03.040 business that I'm doing that can be immedia as far 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:06.920 as seeing a return um, which, of course as we 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:09.880 maybe even enter a second wave and get into this 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:12.560 pandemic as we saw a lot of things with shipment 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:15.720 has been delayed, so we do need more trucks going out, 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:18.000 we do, you know, And so I'm gonna be I'm 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:21.319 gonna be doing that. But also, um, for those of 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:23.920 you who haven't listened to periods this and aren't familiar 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:26.439 of what Official Box Owner is, which is my new 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:29.680 branding company as well. UM, I'm doing a subscription box 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:33.600 so that I'm not adding my name to a company 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:36.920 that's already exists. I'm literally reaching out to brands and 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:39.559 growing in an entire subscription box company by myself. So 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:45.000 it's gonna be focused on feminine hygiene, UM, women's wellness, UM, 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:48.480 sexual wellness. So in the box you can get anything 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:52.400 from like organic menstrual products to things that make you 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:56.000 feel good, so things that will take away from like cramps. UM. 0:13:56.240 --> 0:13:58.640 I have some things for sex in there, like tinctures 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:02.080 and and condom tinctures. Tinctures is like, uh, it's kind 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:03.600 of like you know how you would take a pill, 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:06.679 like how Blue Choo works. A tincture you is an 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:08.559 oil and you put it under your tongue and it's 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:11.520 supposed to get you more around. Yeah, so I just 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:14.080 have a lot. I'm gonna shout out like a THHD 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:17.080 type of thing, not a few. No, it's not a fused. 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:18.920 It's just more so like all of like the macro 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:22.480 all natural stuff. It's all natural stuff, and there must 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:24.880 be tinctures and something might be. I mean. But what's 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:29.000 making me even more excited is specifically my first box launch. UM. 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:32.680 I've been specific and focused on partnering with black owned 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:36.280 and women owned brands in this space. So I'm super excited, 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:38.560 but it's been a lot of sucking. Worn't dealing with China, 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:41.400 dealing with graphic designers, building a website, also dealing with 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:44.120 hoping that China is hard. Like I did during when 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:45.680 I was in Mexico, I took a bunch of Amazon 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:47.200 classes and I was gonna do some F p A. 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:50.240 And I was like, it's a lot, it's a lot, 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:53.560 but products selling products. I recently saw this um thing. 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:55.640 I'll read it to you all really quick, that my 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:59.000 girl Shanty posted she's in the trucking business. Yeah, she 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:01.440 posted this thing and I was like, wow, like it 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:04.440 doesn't sound like that much, but it is that much. 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:08.920 She posted, Uh to make a million dollars, right, it's 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:12.040 all about like selling products. You could sell five dollar 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:15.680 products to two thousand people, two products to five thousand people. 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:18.680 Like five thousand people can pay seventeen dollars a month 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:21.120 for a year for a subscription, and that's a million dollars. 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:24.520 Like selling products are like truly like a great wave. 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:27.320 I think it's also good to not necessarily like brand 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:30.120 your name to one of my friends Ali. We've had 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:32.080 her on the show, we had her in our live show. 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:35.560 I was saying to her like, oh, when I was 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:37.360 thinking about Amazon, I was like, I want to sell 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:40.000 something maybe in my niche like sex related, because to me, 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:43.200 it makes sense. And she was like, well, don't just 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:46.120 like post Wheezy on it, because when you're shipping is delayed, 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:48.080 they're just gonna hit you up on Instagram and tell 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:50.640 you about this. Like, it can't just be Wheezy selling 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:52.800 sex toys. It has to be something else because then 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:56.040 it's making you look like you're doing something wrong instead 0:15:56.080 --> 0:15:58.640 of making it a brand. Which is amazing advice because 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:01.520 to me, if I saw a box owner right and 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:04.000 it's not your fault if you ship something wrong, you 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:05.960 have a team. Oh no, it's my fault. I ain't 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:08.320 gonna hold y'all. I'm gonna let y'all know right now. 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:10.880 It launches next month. I'm not gonna let you know. 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:13.800 Like it's also I'm falling like the curl Box model, 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:17.000 like there will be a limit curl Box, which shout 0:16:17.040 --> 0:16:19.080 out to curl Box that's also black owned, woman owned. 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:23.120 But um my model is that I'm only going to 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:25.360 have a certain amount once it's sold out. It's sold out. 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:27.280 It's a quarterly box. You can wait the next three 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:30.360 months to get the next box. But I'm very hands on, 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:33.960 so I'm flying too of my friends up. We're stuffing 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:36.440 the boxes. I have my whole label printer. I am 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:42.600 doing the entire business lifel. Yeah, I'm doings that. I 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:45.200 so if y'all, if your box is late, y'all is 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:47.320 going to come to me. I ain't gonna hold y'all 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:50.800 like I am doing it all. But she gave that advice, 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:53.880 I think particularly with Amazon and ship because they take 0:16:53.920 --> 0:16:55.960 all the accountability where you don't have to. She was like, 0:16:56.000 --> 0:17:00.600 you put your investment customer service to mean, they're gonna 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:03.880 be big like I've done. I've worked in people, I 0:17:03.960 --> 0:17:06.359 worked in retail. I mean, but yeah, when I have 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:08.439 all of the product coming to me, all the boxes 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:10.040 from China coming to me, right now, I don't have 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:12.600 a work done with with volume. I'm saying when volume comes. 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:15.320 When volume comes, maybe in a year, then yeah, I'll 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:17.159 work on maybe getting a team. But of course, this 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:20.439 is all of my money that I'm investing on purchasing everything. 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:23.160 Like I literally just spent, oh my god, a couple 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:25.600 of hundred dollars on fucking tissue paper. So like there's 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:27.879 a lot of little things to it. I mean the 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:31.120 design itself and the branding and the logo that ramm 0:17:31.119 --> 0:17:33.400 me almost the stacks, so like, I mean, I'm investing, 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:37.399 but people don't realize to like just starting something up, 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:39.720 like even from a logo and brand perspective, like the 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:43.400 LLC I just started. Like it would possibly require office space, 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:45.360 which would be great because it rates are so low. 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:48.080 I found it two th dollar spot and soho right now, 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:50.360 like it's like seven hundred square feet just to tell 0:17:50.480 --> 0:17:53.200 y'all for an office and soho, that's crazy cheap. And 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:55.160 I'm like, I don't even want to get too excited 0:17:55.200 --> 0:17:57.680 to talk about it because there is so much work 0:17:57.880 --> 0:18:00.560 that it would require that I don't know how much 0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:02.240 I can handle and how long it would take me, 0:18:02.480 --> 0:18:05.080 Like coming up with a logo, when you start your 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:07.200 fucking bank account, getting the credit ready for that to 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:09.920 purchase things, and once you purchase things, how are they look? 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:11.960 Testing them out? First time? I had to get a 0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:14.719 sample from China that ships like two weeks, and then 0:18:14.760 --> 0:18:16.520 you got to send them also, like I send them 0:18:16.520 --> 0:18:19.399 all the specs, the colors, um, the hex colors, like 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:21.680 so that they got the exact colors of the brand. 0:18:22.760 --> 0:18:25.800 That's a lot. I do have like a nice little 0:18:25.880 --> 0:18:29.040 team working with me though, um and they're my friends. 0:18:29.080 --> 0:18:31.400 And it's something to where you know, no one's taking 0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:34.080 salary in right now, but I'm shoving out all of 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:37.119 the money for the expenses and hopes that eventually, like 0:18:37.240 --> 0:18:38.840 there'll be a part of the equity portion of it. 0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:40.760 So I mean that box is a great idea. I 0:18:40.880 --> 0:18:45.240 remember one time I thought about doing a subscription box 0:18:45.240 --> 0:18:46.879 when I had a really bad period, and then we 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:49.280 ended up doing it. As for Lola, this is years ago, 0:18:49.640 --> 0:18:51.560 and I was sitting there like, I wish I had 0:18:51.600 --> 0:18:53.520