Speaker 1: Hey, guys, um, I just want to say we appreciate
Speaker 1: all of you who tuned in and funk with us
Speaker 1: on Hory Blade. This is Yons, I'm your girl, Mandy
Speaker 1: b and uh, this is the quiet story until a
Speaker 1: little bit of ansmer. You could really give it to
Speaker 1: you today if you want us too, because we're like
Speaker 1: really nice. Why Why why is your voice going so high?
Speaker 1: I don't understand it is you're trying to sound Why
Speaker 1: your voice going alive? But I don't know. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: get a little bit of focal fright. Oh my god. Anyway, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to and No. The episode of Hory Bled dec
Speaker 1: is Yons. I'm your girl, Maidy b a k S
Speaker 1: a k A death bitch, a k A full court
Speaker 1: pumps a k A Mandy Baskins. And I bring that
Speaker 1: up because we're talking a little bit about Carol today.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's one of the motherfucker is bitch. We're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about it anyways, and I'm joined by my
Speaker 1: motherfucking co host. We'll just introduced me at this point.
Speaker 1: It is oh weezy w t L, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. And Indy does these rapper hands sometimes and
Speaker 1: if you guys watched you too, You'll know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. It's very like, you know, justin Bieber like
Speaker 1: tries to like, don't do that. How are you gonna
Speaker 1: make me a white man because you have sharpline hair.
Speaker 1: I definitely thought you was gonna say, like Tony yo,
Speaker 1: he's the one who really moved his hands when he'd
Speaker 1: be rapping. Anyway. No, okay, never mind, very weird. Don't
Speaker 1: do me. You see what I mean? She compared me
Speaker 1: to a white man and then say, I got just
Speaker 1: this is what we're doing. Is this is what we're doing.
Speaker 1: No man, this is an Eve haircut from the nineties,
Speaker 1: from the early two thousands, or thank you also be
Speaker 1: no bro, give me my Paul Prince on my titties
Speaker 1: type of god damn you know what? Anyway, y'all um, Yeah, welcome.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do a quick catch up. I know we've
Speaker 1: had a lot of guests lately, and we actually, with
Speaker 1: out meaning to, we had a whole lot of a
Speaker 1: sastroone on on motherfucking horrorle decisions for a while. We
Speaker 1: had Tahoe and Orlando. We had the goddamn nigga that
Speaker 1: was a baby boomer that claimed to have gotten paid
Speaker 1: by women. We had who else do we have? We
Speaker 1: had another? Oh, we had Maul from the Joe Buddon podcast.
Speaker 1: We've had a lot of men on. So we was like,
Speaker 1: but they we're gonna get in the studio and just talk.
Speaker 1: But unless you're a patron and we'll take it, you know,
Speaker 1: like y'all y'all support us always. Um, So I guess
Speaker 1: we'll just start up because y'all kind of like to
Speaker 1: know what's going on with us a little bit. Um,
Speaker 1: we either did you want to start or I could start.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if you wanted to talk about your
Speaker 1: relationship and investments even talking about mortgage lately on Twitter,
Speaker 1: same nigga. But anyway, so, um, I have hold lot.
Speaker 1: Wait then let me reintroduce us. Welcome to relationship decisions. Dude.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you guys something I legit saw people
Speaker 1: like writing like when your boyfriends let me they really
Speaker 1: thought we were supposed to be single. Horror to the core.
Speaker 1: As long as I get paid to do this show,
Speaker 1: I will not suck one dick. I'm just telling it.
Speaker 1: But no, I mean, I feel like we've just been
Speaker 1: pretty consistent about fluidity, and I feel like like loving
Speaker 1: somebody doesn't have to do with that. Also, loving someone
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with another dick being in my mouth. Also,
Speaker 1: hose get wiped all the time because you know why,
Speaker 1: I don't believe it can get deleted though. I mean,
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying, like we date, we have boyfriends,
Speaker 1: and all niggas hose, So how can y'all become boyfriends?
Speaker 1: But we can't become girlfriend because I'm very attractive, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I don't know if I've ever
Speaker 1: sucked a nigga that's got like a low count. I
Speaker 1: was about to say, oh you a thousand bitch, come here,
Speaker 1: let me come. You had practice, I know that dick working.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, as long as you got your throw mice
Speaker 1: and get them all the holes out that didn't get
Speaker 1: ready for me. Um, But I mean, I guess you
Speaker 1: kind of can get your home. Home is deleted if
Speaker 1: you watch your pussy. Because, as I've said before and
Speaker 1: will continue to say, this is only like science that
Speaker 1: I would speak to you guys like I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: just come on here and like spout out bullshit. Y'll
Speaker 1: see what I don't believe in scientifically and you can
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Speaker 1: states if you get a wax, tendings come off of
Speaker 1: your pussy each time. Now, if you're under that head,
Speaker 1: don't get a wax because your pussy needs to have
Speaker 1: a few miles on it before you start wax. Well,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. And I got all my
Speaker 1: bodies because the bit I never had no wax on
Speaker 1: this pussy. You need to, Mandy, I don't need some
Speaker 1: taking me with all my bodies, Like it's new layer
Speaker 1: of playing me and my niggas. He was like, what,
Speaker 1: you know a lot of lakers, and I just like
Speaker 1: let him know, Like, well, I'm just gonna let you
Speaker 1: know who I out in head in the past, so
Speaker 1: I've been open. I want to add something really quickly
Speaker 1: to y'all if you live in the New York area,
Speaker 1: my brows it's on thirty third Street. This is an
Speaker 1: ad to Indian owned business. I've been going to Usha
Speaker 1: for years, okay, and Usha knows I'm all work. I
Speaker 1: don't know how, but like every time I see her,
Speaker 1: she's like, know who because you probably have a little
Speaker 1: babies dancing on your post up like you like come, come,
Speaker 1: you like cream pies, a little baby be like, don't
Speaker 1: wax me, don't watch us. I've been going to Usha
Speaker 1: since I worked on because my office was there. I've
Speaker 1: been going to her for years since I worked, you know,
Speaker 1: in tech. And once I stopped working there, she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're free during the day, so much like what the
Speaker 1: fun is going on? But she's a minority own business.
Speaker 1: She waxes the ship out of my pussy. I don't
Speaker 1: know if she'll know who Weasy is, but short pictures
Speaker 1: she'll know. But this is all I'm telling you, dude.
Speaker 1: You can get a very bad wax experience. Sometimes they
Speaker 1: wax clips. Sometimes people believe this bitch can do anything
Speaker 1: beyond the phone multitask. She'd be having people coming to
Speaker 1: train on my pussy, like, oh, come watch when she
Speaker 1: gets new girls, because she's like, you're really nice, that's
Speaker 1: my girl. You don't even go to the nail shop
Speaker 1: and let a new bitch be on my fingers. They're no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: not get somebody who don't have somebody watch. Nobody waxes
Speaker 1: my pussy but Usha anyway, so you get your pussy
Speaker 1: wax you get the niggas off of there. Great. I
Speaker 1: don't know why we started talking about that scientific fact.
Speaker 1: Oh what's new with me? Let me tell you about
Speaker 1: my creamy as wet ass pussy. I don't know about
Speaker 1: if this happened, because like, you know, coronavirus and Cardi B,
Speaker 1: and like my pussy is talking to my coronavirus and
Speaker 1: Cardi B. This is so coronavirus happened, and like nothing's
Speaker 1: been going on Cardi B had this whole new fucking
Speaker 1: song happened, had changed the revolutionary liberating way. I think
Speaker 1: it changed the way that my vagina has been working lately,
Speaker 1: only because it's to the point where I've wiped myself
Speaker 1: during the day. I'm so wet. I'm, like I said
Speaker 1: on another episode, like I'm constantly masturbating. I had sex
Speaker 1: the other day. The dick comes out of me. I thought,
Speaker 1: he came. That's how much cream was on this, And
Speaker 1: I was like, this is fucking crazy, Like I've never
Speaker 1: seen it come covered dick from myself. I don't know
Speaker 1: when my plussy just changed this way, but maybe it's
Speaker 1: ready for babies. I don't know what's going on. So
Speaker 1: the other day I'm masturbating, and this, to me is
Speaker 1: really what's nuts, because I always thought it was by
Speaker 1: sticking your fingers inside of yourself, like to squirt a
Speaker 1: little bit. And I didn't necessarily squirt, but like I
Speaker 1: was gush and bitch, and the ship was nuts. No,
Speaker 1: it's not a eused infection. I'm opulating. Why why are
Speaker 1: you because I feel like that it's nuts. So I
Speaker 1: was about to be like, bitch, so you're allowed to
Speaker 1: say nut. Never mind, go ahead. I absolutely did not
Speaker 1: say that very bit. I had an orgasm, is what
Speaker 1: I would want to call it. I came and the
Speaker 1: ship was like dripping out of my pussy and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, this is like porn ship. Dude,
Speaker 1: I have a porn pussy right now. Like these two
Speaker 1: cameras in front of me make me feel like I
Speaker 1: should be putting on an only fans show because me
Speaker 1: and my pornographic pussy are creamy and wet right now
Speaker 1: and it's crazy. And I think that's why I've been
Speaker 1: like so open to the world, Like I don't say
Speaker 1: hi to people that are attractive without being like, because
Speaker 1: you're walking around with you. I cannot wait for this
Speaker 1: ship to stop. I needed to just dry up a
Speaker 1: little bit, Like I feel like my pussy is so
Speaker 1: dry that it could almost feel like someone else's been,
Speaker 1: Like someone else has been, Like no, so wet that
Speaker 1: someone else has been in it, because it's just like
Speaker 1: why I keep sliding around like I've had to clean
Speaker 1: the fucking wetness off of the dick with my own
Speaker 1: mouth so that it doesn't have to be that wet.
Speaker 1: My pussy is doing some new ship. What can I
Speaker 1: tell you guys about my regimen? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: work out a lot, I'm playing tennis and now I'm
Speaker 1: drinking more water and I don't resist, but I don't
Speaker 1: think the water. I've drink water before. But I mean
Speaker 1: we talk I mean, well, we was talking with Tahoe
Speaker 1: and Orlando to me, working out period or just being
Speaker 1: in a state of activity, like constantly has your body
Speaker 1: more open for open, But like, what the fuck me?
Speaker 1: I really think it was the WAT video other than that, Oh,
Speaker 1: you mentioned mortgage, so I don't want to jinx it.
Speaker 1: But I've never thought like so We've talked about a
Speaker 1: few times on Patreon, maybe not really here. I know
Speaker 1: you talked about it here. Buying a crib in Atlanta,
Speaker 1: like a second home. And I've always been like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to buy a house I don't live in,
Speaker 1: because I was thinking about buying my parents christ because
Speaker 1: it was cheap. And someone recently said to me, like,
Speaker 1: how much do you pay for rent? And she's like,
Speaker 1: you know, you can get a mortgage one for like
Speaker 1: two point six right now, two point seven, Like don't
Speaker 1: you just do that and you'll flip it, like we
Speaker 1: really want to go back to the Lower East Side,
Speaker 1: just buy a crib. I was like, I'm not fucking
Speaker 1: spending it happen. Million dollars living happen. But then I
Speaker 1: looked at apartments. I found a two bedroom with an elevator,
Speaker 1: bike room, laundry room. Let me just say that one
Speaker 1: more time, and Ellie ytur, bitch. You know I've been
Speaker 1: walking up to motherfucker and look, I think I'm luxur.
Speaker 1: I got an elevator. Well now I have an elevator
Speaker 1: in this building. But I didn't even care about the
Speaker 1: luxury and all that ship of the building, Like I
Speaker 1: just wanted to be in a certain neighborhood, which I
Speaker 1: found a two one in Nell, Yes, where it's like
Speaker 1: super sunny. You can go outside in from the apartment.
Speaker 1: It's not a balcause even hear me when I say
Speaker 1: big gas fire escape. But I put a table on
Speaker 1: the mo because I'm get a little and uh yeah,
Speaker 1: the ship is cheaper than what I pay. The people
Speaker 1: that are running it out right now would pay are
Speaker 1: paying seven more than what my mortgage would be, which
Speaker 1: is crazy. And um, I know, I just never really
Speaker 1: considered buying a c IT, but I guess because primary residents,
Speaker 1: I never thought I'd be able to afford a home
Speaker 1: in New York. But like nigga, if anybody is thinking
Speaker 1: about it, why are they fighting for a mortgage right now?
Speaker 1: First I call some regular total mortgage on they give
Speaker 1: me three point one. I'm like, wow, that sounds really good.
Speaker 1: Bank of America two point nine. Oh, that's really good.
Speaker 1: Loam Depot two point seven. Oh, that's really good. They're
Speaker 1: getting lower and lower, and I think there's about to
Speaker 1: be a market crash for sure. And what's crazy too,
Speaker 1: is so many people bought up properties specifically for Airbnb,
Speaker 1: and right now Airbnb is allowing so many people to
Speaker 1: do unless they're doing a long term stay. So a
Speaker 1: lot of people are losing a lot of money on
Speaker 1: their investment properties that they thought they would be able
Speaker 1: to get Airbnb, and um, I mean it's interesting. I
Speaker 1: mean I I of course maybe would wait until next year,
Speaker 1: which is like I was looking at the top of
Speaker 1: the next year for for my purchasing, just because a
Speaker 1: my lease is up in April and I'm considering moving
Speaker 1: to Long Island City next year. But also but also yeah,
Speaker 1: so just for for me and my credit and everything,
Speaker 1: I'm starting this trucking business, which I'm now getting into
Speaker 1: all of the details of the tag, the registration. I
Speaker 1: have to buy the truck and the trailer. So it's
Speaker 1: unrealistic of me to a not only start a new
Speaker 1: business and do all of these expenses, but they're gonna
Speaker 1: want my piano statements and my taxes and all of that.
Speaker 1: My credit is also going to take a hit with
Speaker 1: this truck because it's my first car. Will you I'm
Speaker 1: a wait till next year. Credit he's better than mine,
Speaker 1: even though I'm not saying my credit I'm between seven
Speaker 1: hundred now. I was over eight hundred, but now it
Speaker 1: is lower because of mortgage and uh we credited. I
Speaker 1: had no idea they were like yeah, basically, you ran
Speaker 1: your credit with a bank once when it was at
Speaker 1: eight hundred and that registered to my wheezy olc. Right,
Speaker 1: you think it was trying to give me cash, which
Speaker 1: I'm like, kind of buy a house. But I mean
Speaker 1: it's it's weird because like I feel like with an
Speaker 1: influx of money coming from our new ship that we
Speaker 1: have going on, I'm like, it's making me want to
Speaker 1: do something with it. And I started a new LLC well,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to get so focused on you know, like, oh,
Speaker 1: let me buy a house and then let me do
Speaker 1: this and like spend too much. But I'm also terrified
Speaker 1: to not invest that liquid while I have it. Um.
Speaker 1: Speaking of investing, shout out to the master and vexter investor.
Speaker 1: I found him from Earner Leisure and he's my stock
Speaker 1: I and you guys asked me questions about stocks and
Speaker 1: please do not, I honest to god, hit this nick
Speaker 1: up at midnight be like should to my Kodak what
Speaker 1: do I do? And he's great. I also pay him
Speaker 1: for that, but I mean I appreciate that. Like you know,
Speaker 1: I could say function nig to my uh stop guy. Right,
Speaker 1: It's crazy because I guess we also just look into
Speaker 1: how we invest our money differently. Um, I've been open
Speaker 1: about not really being in the stocks or the markets
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. I'm setting up before oh one
Speaker 1: K just because I'm sitting on so much of my savings,
Speaker 1: it makes sense to put it towards something that can
Speaker 1: double triple or grow interesting over the years. UM. So
Speaker 1: I'm doing it that way, but I don't really want to.
Speaker 1: To me, I believe in investing in myself instead of
Speaker 1: investing in anyone else. And so aside from the trucking
Speaker 1: business that I'm doing that can be immedia as far
Speaker 1: as seeing a return um, which, of course as we
Speaker 1: maybe even enter a second wave and get into this
Speaker 1: pandemic as we saw a lot of things with shipment
Speaker 1: has been delayed, so we do need more trucks going out,
Speaker 1: we do, you know, And so I'm gonna be I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be doing that. But also, um, for those of
Speaker 1: you who haven't listened to periods this and aren't familiar
Speaker 1: of what Official Box Owner is, which is my new
Speaker 1: branding company as well. UM, I'm doing a subscription box
Speaker 1: so that I'm not adding my name to a company
Speaker 1: that's already exists. I'm literally reaching out to brands and
Speaker 1: growing in an entire subscription box company by myself. So
Speaker 1: it's gonna be focused on feminine hygiene, UM, women's wellness, UM,
Speaker 1: sexual wellness. So in the box you can get anything
Speaker 1: from like organic menstrual products to things that make you
Speaker 1: feel good, so things that will take away from like cramps. UM.
Speaker 1: I have some things for sex in there, like tinctures
Speaker 1: and and condom tinctures. Tinctures is like, uh, it's kind
Speaker 1: of like you know how you would take a pill,
Speaker 1: like how Blue Choo works. A tincture you is an
Speaker 1: oil and you put it under your tongue and it's
Speaker 1: supposed to get you more around. Yeah, so I just
Speaker 1: have a lot. I'm gonna shout out like a THHD
Speaker 1: type of thing, not a few. No, it's not a fused.
Speaker 1: It's just more so like all of like the macro
Speaker 1: all natural stuff. It's all natural stuff, and there must
Speaker 1: be tinctures and something might be. I mean. But what's
Speaker 1: making me even more excited is specifically my first box launch. UM.
Speaker 1: I've been specific and focused on partnering with black owned
Speaker 1: and women owned brands in this space. So I'm super excited,
Speaker 1: but it's been a lot of sucking. Worn't dealing with China,
Speaker 1: dealing with graphic designers, building a website, also dealing with
Speaker 1: hoping that China is hard. Like I did during when
Speaker 1: I was in Mexico, I took a bunch of Amazon
Speaker 1: classes and I was gonna do some F p A.
Speaker 1: And I was like, it's a lot, it's a lot,
Speaker 1: but products selling products. I recently saw this um thing.
Speaker 1: I'll read it to you all really quick, that my
Speaker 1: girl Shanty posted she's in the trucking business. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: posted this thing and I was like, wow, like it
Speaker 1: doesn't sound like that much, but it is that much.
Speaker 1: She posted, Uh to make a million dollars, right, it's
Speaker 1: all about like selling products. You could sell five dollar
Speaker 1: products to two thousand people, two products to five thousand people.
Speaker 1: Like five thousand people can pay seventeen dollars a month
Speaker 1: for a year for a subscription, and that's a million dollars.
Speaker 1: Like selling products are like truly like a great wave.
Speaker 1: I think it's also good to not necessarily like brand
Speaker 1: your name to one of my friends Ali. We've had
Speaker 1: her on the show, we had her in our live show.
Speaker 1: I was saying to her like, oh, when I was
Speaker 1: thinking about Amazon, I was like, I want to sell
Speaker 1: something maybe in my niche like sex related, because to me,
Speaker 1: it makes sense. And she was like, well, don't just
Speaker 1: like post Wheezy on it, because when you're shipping is delayed,
Speaker 1: they're just gonna hit you up on Instagram and tell
Speaker 1: you about this. Like, it can't just be Wheezy selling
Speaker 1: sex toys. It has to be something else because then
Speaker 1: it's making you look like you're doing something wrong instead
Speaker 1: of making it a brand. Which is amazing advice because
Speaker 1: to me, if I saw a box owner right and
Speaker 1: it's not your fault if you ship something wrong, you
Speaker 1: have a team. Oh no, it's my fault. I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna hold y'all. I'm gonna let y'all know right now.
Speaker 1: It launches next month. I'm not gonna let you know.
Speaker 1: Like it's also I'm falling like the curl Box model,
Speaker 1: like there will be a limit curl Box, which shout
Speaker 1: out to curl Box that's also black owned, woman owned.
Speaker 1: But um my model is that I'm only going to
Speaker 1: have a certain amount once it's sold out. It's sold out.
Speaker 1: It's a quarterly box. You can wait the next three
Speaker 1: months to get the next box. But I'm very hands on,
Speaker 1: so I'm flying too of my friends up. We're stuffing
Speaker 1: the boxes. I have my whole label printer. I am
Speaker 1: doing the entire business lifel. Yeah, I'm doings that. I
Speaker 1: so if y'all, if your box is late, y'all is
Speaker 1: going to come to me. I ain't gonna hold y'all
Speaker 1: like I am doing it all. But she gave that advice,
Speaker 1: I think particularly with Amazon and ship because they take
Speaker 1: all the accountability where you don't have to. She was like,
Speaker 1: you put your investment customer service to mean, they're gonna
Speaker 1: be big like I've done. I've worked in people, I
Speaker 1: worked in retail. I mean, but yeah, when I have
Speaker 1: all of the product coming to me, all the boxes
Speaker 1: from China coming to me, right now, I don't have
Speaker 1: a work done with with volume. I'm saying when volume comes.
Speaker 1: When volume comes, maybe in a year, then yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: work on maybe getting a team. But of course, this
Speaker 1: is all of my money that I'm investing on purchasing everything.
Speaker 1: Like I literally just spent, oh my god, a couple
Speaker 1: of hundred dollars on fucking tissue paper. So like there's
Speaker 1: a lot of little things to it. I mean the
Speaker 1: design itself and the branding and the logo that ramm
Speaker 1: me almost the stacks, so like, I mean, I'm investing,
Speaker 1: but people don't realize to like just starting something up,
Speaker 1: like even from a logo and brand perspective, like the
Speaker 1: LLC I just started. Like it would possibly require office space,
Speaker 1: which would be great because it rates are so low.
Speaker 1: I found it two th dollar spot and soho right now,
Speaker 1: like it's like seven hundred square feet just to tell
Speaker 1: y'all for an office and soho, that's crazy cheap. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't even want to get too excited
Speaker 1: to talk about it because there is so much work
Speaker 1: that it would require that I don't know how much
Speaker 1: I can handle and how long it would take me,
Speaker 1: Like coming up with a logo, when you start your
Speaker 1: fucking bank account, getting the credit ready for that to
Speaker 1: purchase things, and once you purchase things, how are they look?
Speaker 1: Testing them out? First time? I had to get a
Speaker 1: sample from China that ships like two weeks, and then
Speaker 1: you got to send them also, like I send them
Speaker 1: all the specs, the colors, um, the hex colors, like
Speaker 1: so that they got the exact colors of the brand.
Speaker 1: That's a lot. I do have like a nice little
Speaker 1: team working with me though, um and they're my friends.
Speaker 1: And it's something to where you know, no one's taking
Speaker 1: salary in right now, but I'm shoving out all of
Speaker 1: the money for the expenses and hopes that eventually, like
Speaker 1: there'll be a part of the equity portion of it.
Speaker 1: So I mean that box is a great idea. I
Speaker 1: remember one time I thought about doing a subscription box
Speaker 1: when I had a really bad period, and then we
Speaker 1: ended up doing it. As for Lola, this is years ago,
Speaker 1: and I was sitting there like, I wish I had
Speaker 1: a box coming to my house when my period came
Speaker 1: with candy chocolate. There's there's a box like that now,
Speaker 1: like there is there is? Yeah, And but Lola said,
Speaker 1: it's a subscription and it's for your period specifically, right,
Speaker 1: And I was just like I was with the Funk,
Speaker 1: I should have done this a long time ago, because
Speaker 1: to me, like when you're going to get a box,
Speaker 1: I've done ipsy to like a makeup bag. Subscriptions they
Speaker 1: can either be a waste when the products aren't good,
Speaker 1: but at the end of the day, it's still a surprise.
Speaker 1: I love getting tangible, man. I love I love I
Speaker 1: love it, I love it. I do. Um. Before we
Speaker 1: get into this week's whole facts, which we haven't done
Speaker 1: in a while, I do want to say that the
Speaker 1: killers of Brianna Taylor are still out, so get them.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker's all right, So whole facts um, what we're gonna
Speaker 1: do for this episode is I wanted to give a
Speaker 1: whole fact for men and a whole fact for women,
Speaker 1: especially because we have both of your motherfucker's listeners. So
Speaker 1: the whole fact um this week this week, which by
Speaker 1: the way, is just a random fact about either your
Speaker 1: body or sex that maybe you did not know. The
Speaker 1: whole fact for men this week is the amount of
Speaker 1: semen produced with each ejaculation is one to two teeth spoons. However,
Speaker 1: the typical man will produce about fourteen gallons or half
Speaker 1: a trillion sperm in his lifetime. And you know, I
Speaker 1: was just like, damn, fourteen gallons, that's actually not that
Speaker 1: much considered my nigga. Come four times, I'm like, damn
Speaker 1: that nig you might get twenty eight gallons? Can you
Speaker 1: do you ever notice? Like? Okay, as the times go
Speaker 1: on and become like the second or third time, is
Speaker 1: it less? Come? Yes, it is, actually, yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: as much that first. Sometimes sometimes I've noticed, like when
Speaker 1: I do it back to back, it's like third or fourth.
Speaker 1: I'm like, let's just yeah, yeah it don't it don't
Speaker 1: be a lot towards the end of it. Um for women,
Speaker 1: I love this because a lot of the men loved
Speaker 1: the beat tip that I gave for them to last
Speaker 1: longer in bed. I don't know what that is. I
Speaker 1: think that's my bill cosby trying voice. I don't know
Speaker 1: whether but for women, UM again beats I'm sure still
Speaker 1: works with your blood flow as well. However, ginger for
Speaker 1: women stimulates the feelings of excitement associated with sex, So
Speaker 1: eating ginger actually elevates your heart rate, gets your blood flowing,
Speaker 1: and gets you excited for the night. A hand heart
Speaker 1: rate that spiciest, Like what if the Indian guy feels
Speaker 1: like it's not spicy and is not meant to be racist?
Speaker 1: I said a serious thing, saying our cameraman, Okay, Benson,
Speaker 1: it's like ginger because it's like such bullshit. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: All of my Indian friends have a powered like I've
Speaker 1: never seen in my fucking life. Now I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: hold you, bitch. I was making that jerk chicken. I
Speaker 1: made pick leaves. That's another Haitian dish, since you want
Speaker 1: to get on my Haitian spaghetti. But I was on
Speaker 1: my little vibe where I was cooking all like my
Speaker 1: Caribbean foodish and I was like, let me show my mind.
Speaker 1: I could cook like Caribbean. Caribbean, you gotta shut up. Anyways, bitch,
Speaker 1: I was eating that ship just it's not running down,
Speaker 1: and I was like, why do people enjoy spicy food?
Speaker 1: I don't understand. And now even I want to add
Speaker 1: ginger to my water because I'm starting like this new
Speaker 1: I'm not eating meat for the next week. I thought
Speaker 1: I was gonna stop drinking, but I got stressed and
Speaker 1: had to drink. But I was like, okay, let me
Speaker 1: infuse my waters. And my friend told me about ginger.
Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, spicy water, that's what I gotta do.
Speaker 1: But now I'm gonna do it because now I like
Speaker 1: it's gonna spicy. Thats what I used for Master cleans.
Speaker 1: But the ginger with Indians, I don't know what the
Speaker 1: obsession is, but let me ginger oh my god, let
Speaker 1: me explain something to you. My old bodega on Orchard
Speaker 1: and Stanton uh Orcher, Riverton. Sorry. I would walk in
Speaker 1: there when I was sick and I would go get medicine.
Speaker 1: And this lady was so tired of me getting medicine.
Speaker 1: She was like, look and she hands me ginger. Just
Speaker 1: eat it. Wait raw ginger. She jet asked, was like,
Speaker 1: do you eat it wrong? No? No, no, but I
Speaker 1: think because I was sick. But anyway, I was like, no,
Speaker 1: this is two spicies for me. Okay, boil it, boil
Speaker 1: so well. I to boil it with water and then
Speaker 1: put like honey in it and then drink it like that.
Speaker 1: I haven't lemon honey ginger shots. I was when coronavirus
Speaker 1: first started. I was trying to boost the ship out
Speaker 1: of my immune system, and to be fair, I did
Speaker 1: because I'm normally always sick. So basically I chopped up
Speaker 1: ginger blended and to get it like to like squirt
Speaker 1: it out, I had to get a bull boarded out.
Speaker 1: Of course, because you can't get the juices out of it.
Speaker 1: It's weird. You have to actually like right right, so
Speaker 1: you have to put it in a towel and then
Speaker 1: you squeeze out the towel like draining it. Then I
Speaker 1: put lemon, I would mix up with water and I
Speaker 1: would take shots of that, and every time I did it,
Speaker 1: it was like, oh my gah. When I take shots,
Speaker 1: I do the same. But ladies, um, when you go
Speaker 1: to your grocery store, just get that ginger, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: so fuck you pull the hole, all right. So um,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get into our herd dorve and then we
Speaker 1: are going the horrible decision is a whole bunch of
Speaker 1: vanilla ship that we're gonna sit here and dissect. And
Speaker 1: I found some really interesting articles. But the horde, y'all.
Speaker 1: Let me tell y'all, And this is the story I
Speaker 1: said I was gonna say because I do feel like
Speaker 1: my nigga want to train me. So first off, I
Speaker 1: do believe I'm dating a psychopath because this nigga has
Speaker 1: he has full blown sex with me in the morning.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't even nine am and we did that, people,
Speaker 1: but like because I just woke up. But here's his
Speaker 1: also tip, I think you're just know the reason why,
Speaker 1: he said, I'm just getting used to listen the way
Speaker 1: the reason why he said, he actually this is another
Speaker 1: bit of advice. He actually said that most men actually
Speaker 1: do and can give their best performances on morning wood
Speaker 1: because technically night sex you have the whole day in
Speaker 1: which you're exhausted, other things are on your mind, and
Speaker 1: so in the morning, essentially you're well arrested and your
Speaker 1: dick is real hard. But let me tell you what
Speaker 1: this nigga did. So this was after we had the
Speaker 1: sex club that night, and I guess because I didn't
Speaker 1: have any other dicks, the what he did, and ladies,
Speaker 1: it was actually fun. So this is a tip that
Speaker 1: maybe you can try with your partner if they're not
Speaker 1: super insecure. So we're having sex. He asked me to
Speaker 1: get my toys, and I'm just like toys. It's sucking
Speaker 1: seven thirty eight in the morning. Okay, fine, I'll get
Speaker 1: my toys. So he asked me to get my dial
Speaker 1: dough and I didn't know which one he wanted to use,
Speaker 1: so I just put all three on the bed. I
Speaker 1: figured he would pick whichever one he wanted get into.
Speaker 1: Here we go. I would like to know briefly, what
Speaker 1: are the differences with your three dildo dicks? Okay, So
Speaker 1: one is like, first off, they all brown, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, I don't like know how like a
Speaker 1: purple one. No, bitch, they're black and brown. That isn't
Speaker 1: one being you know. So the first one is actually
Speaker 1: fairly skinny. That's the one I use for my butt.
Speaker 1: So like, when I want, do you have an asked
Speaker 1: specific dildo? That one is that is a safe However, however,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. It went in my pussy this time, okay,
Speaker 1: but do you put on them? No, it's a jelly
Speaker 1: or they're all still come. So the first one is
Speaker 1: fairly fairly thin, but it's still six inches. The second
Speaker 1: one is the Doc Johnson one, um, but not the
Speaker 1: one that I was peggan Niggas with. I really liked it,
Speaker 1: and the guys said, go, so I have that medium
Speaker 1: sized one, and then I have King Noir's dick as
Speaker 1: the last one. Huh, So what did he fit in
Speaker 1: any amount? It's so big I can't go past the head.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing. So what my man decided to do was
Speaker 1: train my pussy. Literally, he said, the train train it
Speaker 1: like an Amtrak, bitch, he said, there is four of
Speaker 1: us going in that pussy. This morning, literally called us
Speaker 1: as if there were four men going in and out
Speaker 1: of my pussy, three plus him, bitch, three plus him.
Speaker 1: So let me tell you what he did. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you what he did, no bitch. What he did
Speaker 1: was he me with a little one. First was putting
Speaker 1: it in there, and then put his dick in me
Speaker 1: after the little one. Then he was like, all right,
Speaker 1: we're going up. Got the middle size one. Then he
Speaker 1: was like, was like, what do you mean where in
Speaker 1: my pussy? He was just fucking me in all my hose,
Speaker 1: but like doing it to where I was like my
Speaker 1: eyes was water, and I was like, I can't take anymore.
Speaker 1: He was like, yes you can. So then he sucked
Speaker 1: me again. I don't encourage me, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: He fucked me again after the middle size one. Then
Speaker 1: we go to King Noir's dick. I don't even know
Speaker 1: how any of you bitches that that nigga could take
Speaker 1: all that dick. But he gets excited at me taking
Speaker 1: King Noir's dick, so he pulls out that big old
Speaker 1: dial doo and I'm like, I can't take it anymore.
Speaker 1: Yes you can't take shut up. So he goes and
Speaker 1: he loves that one up real good, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I got you, and he like just starts ramming me
Speaker 1: with fucking this big old dial dough for you. And
Speaker 1: then the whole time I'm just like, okay, I'm done
Speaker 1: because I've ensquirted. I'm exhausted out an orgasm from all
Speaker 1: the ship. And he was like he tapped me on
Speaker 1: my ass too. I was like you just he said,
Speaker 1: you did so good like a like a like a
Speaker 1: like a football, like he said, you took all that dick.
Speaker 1: And I was like, Nick, it's not even not a
Speaker 1: clock on Sunday, it's the Lord's day, as we shout.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm agnostic, because something but there can't be
Speaker 1: he is there if he maybe there is a god,
Speaker 1: if he lets you take four four dicks, bro. And
Speaker 1: he was just like excited, like you the day that
Speaker 1: you made Jamaican cuisine. Uh no. But after I was like,
Speaker 1: you want some coffee, I'll brew you some coffee coffee.
Speaker 1: But it was the morning, like k pons I, I
Speaker 1: was exhausted, like literally I laid in bed that morning
Speaker 1: until like eleven am brow for my boo, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I was like ship. But anyways, The tip,
Speaker 1: ladies is, if you want some excitement and maybe your
Speaker 1: man will not allow you to get dick from another man,
Speaker 1: get some different size dil dos and have that man
Speaker 1: have his way with your holes. It was a good
Speaker 1: ass motherfucking time. I I need to hold you. But
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, I don't know we're doing
Speaker 1: this again. Bro, all right, calm down. I mean I've
Speaker 1: never been trained with dildos, but I sucked this one
Speaker 1: Slovenian guy. Dinny would remember him. I don't really think
Speaker 1: a lot of other friends did. I didn't realize he
Speaker 1: was like as broke as he was until like I
Speaker 1: got to Italy, like because he kept complaining about the
Speaker 1: money he was spending and I was like what and
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, I could have bought this or
Speaker 1: bought this, but you know, I wanted to bring you here,
Speaker 1: and I'm like OK, but he was like, my pussy
Speaker 1: would have dried up. I was super young too, I
Speaker 1: was like maybe twenty. So anyway, I sucked this guy
Speaker 1: and he was my first. I didn't peg him, but
Speaker 1: I like stuck dildos in him. It wasn't I wasn't strapped,
Speaker 1: but he we had a suction cup dildo that we
Speaker 1: bought and he stuck it on the wall and like
Speaker 1: sucked me while I sucked on it, and that was
Speaker 1: a great time. That was almost worth him being him
Speaker 1: being broken. But you know, broke Dick is a there
Speaker 1: you go talking about devil Dick because they have nothing
Speaker 1: to lose. They know that this is what they have
Speaker 1: to commit to. Niggas with money don't really care sometimes
Speaker 1: because they're just like, bitch, you're still gonna because I
Speaker 1: bought you a bag, which facts okay, maybe yes it's true,
Speaker 1: but also like broke niggas, and they know why you're
Speaker 1: sucking it, but you they know there's nothing else but
Speaker 1: not that. A lot of them need a place to live.
Speaker 1: That's so they're trying to get moved in with that
Speaker 1: big old dick ship. Bitch, you gotta mocking laundry. Also,
Speaker 1: I'll wash your dude. I'm telling you, Dick. Dick makes
Speaker 1: me so stupid. Oh my god, Never in my life
Speaker 1: have I made your decisions like for Dick. Seriously, I
Speaker 1: think you guys can have a gander that I've taken
Speaker 1: some drugs being fucked up, but never have I done
Speaker 1: dumb ship like Dick I've walked, I've bite bitch before.
Speaker 1: I mean, the the only thing I think I have, yeah,
Speaker 1: is I flew to Denver. So I flew I don't
Speaker 1: know how long does that flight to Denver? Four hours
Speaker 1: or so so they're in back, So they're in back
Speaker 1: eight hours. I flew there to be there for ten
Speaker 1: hours just to get Dick. I got there like one o'clock.
Speaker 1: In my money, I mean every time because dick, and
Speaker 1: at least it wasn't broke dick unless you go nah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I ain't gonna hold you. I had men
Speaker 1: and broke dicks. But I get lucky because I'll be
Speaker 1: having some rich niggas, what good ducks. I'll be falling
Speaker 1: in love in the world. I'm a fixer for dicks,
Speaker 1: like for for for dudes period, for people like if
Speaker 1: you're broken, I want to help you. So when nickas
Speaker 1: be telling me that they struggles, I'll be like, come eat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was cute when I was in high school. I
Speaker 1: ain't doing that at almost thirty. But I just know
Speaker 1: you gotta go with little high school. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean as someone who's super emo. When I started
Speaker 1: sucking a coke, digging and the dick is so lit,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I don't need money for them, right, Like,
Speaker 1: maybe teamwork is not what makes the dream work. Maybe
Speaker 1: I need you to be a stay at home dad
Speaker 1: and give me your dick what Like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: This is just I've had really good broke dicks. I
Speaker 1: love guys. For those of you who may just be
Speaker 1: listening for the first time or so, I just want
Speaker 1: you to know this is why we have made it
Speaker 1: this far, because we do not think the thing on
Speaker 1: a lot of topics, and this is one of them.
Speaker 1: Broke dick in in prison for me, honey. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying it's a prison. I'm just saying you'd be dumb
Speaker 1: off that dick. One time, I sucked the nigga that
Speaker 1: was broken ship right, and I knew he was because
Speaker 1: I was like, he's like, what do you feel like
Speaker 1: eating tonight? And I said something about I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's this dope French pop on my crib. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm really in the mood from Mexican. I already sucked
Speaker 1: him as Dick was fucking crazy big and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to see it again. This nia takes me
Speaker 1: to get tacos at a window. No, it's not Corona,
Speaker 1: and I was like, wow, this entire meal was twelve dollars,
Speaker 1: and I am insulted, but also like I'm going to
Speaker 1: fuck him. I have to. I mean, I've told you
Speaker 1: Nigga came over, dropped a good dick off, and I
Speaker 1: was cool with Chinese food and gatorade. So it's just
Speaker 1: I mean, what more can you want from these names?
Speaker 1: Although New York Chinese food is fire bits, so listen,
Speaker 1: it's a little upscale. Mr Child's gal. I love New York,
Speaker 1: prefer real Chinese over the bourgeois. But here I go
Speaker 1: New York Chinese and guess what I order, motherfucking honey
Speaker 1: wings or fried wings and fried rice. I don't even
Speaker 1: get real Chinese with it. I'd be like fried salt.
Speaker 1: So now that I live, what was I gonna say?
Speaker 1: In Brooklyn? I've been like riding to like flatfish whatever
Speaker 1: to get Chinese food, and every time I go in
Speaker 1: there and the wings are gone, I know they are
Speaker 1: the wings fine, it's a ridiculous, well and they know that.
Speaker 1: It's all. You don't even have to ask. It's already
Speaker 1: fried hard. So it's also just crunchy. It's just good.
Speaker 1: Ain't good them Chinese? They'd be double frying them goddamn
Speaker 1: wings because be good m s. G Oh No, it'd
Speaker 1: be good though, them New York wings from the Chinese MSG.
Speaker 1: And honestly it's worth a little bit of a health risk.
Speaker 1: I feel this like over and over again. I will
Speaker 1: say I'm not shaming the vegans. I know a few
Speaker 1: of you got very upset. I don't care, but the
Speaker 1: most I really don't care. It's like that bitch I
Speaker 1: promote like activeness and working out like just like, just
Speaker 1: like I want to say for them kids, I hope
Speaker 1: that yeah they met you know you don't like soy cheese,
Speaker 1: suck my dick anyway, but find health and that vegan
Speaker 1: megan cheese is the worst thing I've ever trodden. Like
Speaker 1: they'll tell you ever, I feel some drag. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: I want to say, the cool vegans, like the rasta vegans,
Speaker 1: like the real kind that flavor their food, I funk
Speaker 1: with y'all. But the people that are like newly fucking
Speaker 1: vegan and just want to tell me about this book
Speaker 1: they read and all the health benefits and the food
Speaker 1: is bland. You don't get my respect for pushing that
Speaker 1: ship on me. And you can't even figure out how
Speaker 1: to supplement the good food. Caribbean people and Indian people
Speaker 1: have vegan shipped down to a science. You know why,
Speaker 1: because they understand what it's called with an ass seasoning.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell y'all, y'all could drag her. This was
Speaker 1: her coming from the Vegans. I just said, the vegan
Speaker 1: megan cheese is gross. But the point will msg will
Speaker 1: help all little unhealthy ship will help. Also, we do
Speaker 1: have a very large following in Atlanta, and I just
Speaker 1: want to say I just had Slutty Vegan for the
Speaker 1: first time. I had their sloppy toppy which I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna hold you with spicy and some hollepenos and the
Speaker 1: gelopanos just burned my mouth. So I was like, maybe
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that, but no, I'm just saying I
Speaker 1: can't say the gelopanos. They was a little spicy, but
Speaker 1: it was a good as burger. It actually tasted like meat,
Speaker 1: and I was like, Okay, this ain't bad. So shout
Speaker 1: out to Slutty Vegan. Why are you looking at me
Speaker 1: like that? But anyway, before we get to this, week's
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Speaker 1: gonna get into our my decision, not shout out slutty vegan.
Speaker 1: Try there, like the black, it does count. It's still vegan, alright,
Speaker 1: So no, no, I mean it doesn't count as like
Speaker 1: bad vegan. Well it was good. There won't be a
Speaker 1: question of bad vegan when people that know how to
Speaker 1: use actual again season name she used lapanos initial with spicy.
Speaker 1: So anyway, we're gonna get into our horrible decisions. We're
Speaker 1: gonna run through a few some vanilla ship articles. Some
Speaker 1: sex in the news. This first one I had to
Speaker 1: talk about. It comes from the New York Post. It's
Speaker 1: about a British man whose penis fell off due to
Speaker 1: a severe blood infection. What he did was he had
Speaker 1: a new one built and he decided, for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: to place it on his arm, where he even got
Speaker 1: an extra two inches. Um Malcolm, a mechanics, suffered a
Speaker 1: horrific infection in his perennium that turned his fingers toes
Speaker 1: and manhood black. He said, I had struggled for years
Speaker 1: with an infection in my perennium, but I had no
Speaker 1: idea what could happen. Um, The separated dad of two stated,
Speaker 1: when I saw my penis go black, first, black penis
Speaker 1: ain't bad. I don't know why why my penis going black?
Speaker 1: You know, never go back. I'm like, damn. So basically
Speaker 1: what he decided to do when it turned black and
Speaker 1: eventually fell off, somehow they went ahead and put another
Speaker 1: penis on, and for whatever reason, I don't know why,
Speaker 1: he just didn't put it down there with a with
Speaker 1: a penis goes, he decided to add it to his arm. So,
Speaker 1: because we these into this weird ship, I want to know,
Speaker 1: first off, if you would suck a penis on another
Speaker 1: part of the body. So say someone added a penis
Speaker 1: today kneecap or penis somewhere else, would you actually get
Speaker 1: on top and right? The pen could be good because
Speaker 1: like I always had a thing for serious anyway, so
Speaker 1: I would just sit right on that. He be like,
Speaker 1: let me tell you what for christ. Also, because we
Speaker 1: all often talk about what we would do for some strange,
Speaker 1: something strange, for a little bit of change, I was
Speaker 1: just gonna say, but how much would you fuck a
Speaker 1: man who's penis is growing on it. It don't matter.
Speaker 1: But because if you're doing if you're doing sex work,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what the guy looks like. You're just
Speaker 1: getting paid for the act. So he's like, babe, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Okay, we gotta put it on
Speaker 1: our phones. Us. You'll go to fuck a man with
Speaker 1: a penis coming out of his arm? Low essill go
Speaker 1: many low us. I'll go when I was in college,
Speaker 1: because right now I ain't even fucking the good looking
Speaker 1: niggas for money. So let's go back when I was.
Speaker 1: When you was broke, Well, when I was in college?
Speaker 1: How much would I fuck a guy with a penis
Speaker 1: coming out of his arm for? Do I have to
Speaker 1: write it here? When I was broke? Broke? Mitch'll do something? Nope?
Speaker 1: You ready? One? Two, three was low bitney I get
Speaker 1: because it's I feel like it's the disability, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I feel like, technically I was you know,
Speaker 1: I was working good. He was a good little change,
Speaker 1: but I was like thirty five, honey, technically I wouldn't
Speaker 1: even count out a sex because what if you just
Speaker 1: sucking me like this? Let me tell you why I
Speaker 1: said at ten, because I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: people would say no. I feel like thirty is a
Speaker 1: good regular nigger price. But I feel like I feel
Speaker 1: like only a regular nigga is gonna get a penis
Speaker 1: on their arm. You're not gonna have fucking like if
Speaker 1: a part of regular sex makes sense, But if I
Speaker 1: if you have some weird ship that you know a
Speaker 1: lot of people wouldn't be cool with, Like if you
Speaker 1: need to wear a fucking plastic bag around yard and
Speaker 1: hydra dick in the store. I feel like you can
Speaker 1: pay me a little extra for the experience. Okay, we'll
Speaker 1: tip me then, but I'll take you for the thirty five.
Speaker 1: Give me a donation of roses. I'll take it for
Speaker 1: the thirty five. So the next one actually comes from
Speaker 1: mirror dot co dot uk. Um. This one is interesting
Speaker 1: because it says psychologists explain what your inappropriate sex dreams
Speaker 1: really mean. UM. So a psychologist has a revere has
Speaker 1: revealed the meanings behind some of the most common appropriate dreams,
Speaker 1: such as being cheated on by your partner or having
Speaker 1: sex with a work colleague. UM from nightmares about being
Speaker 1: naked in front of a massive crowd of people or
Speaker 1: being chased by monsters to sex dreams involving people who
Speaker 1: are most likely not your partner. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: weird things that happened while you're sleeping. Um. The psychologists
Speaker 1: said that it's very common. Um that you're gonna have
Speaker 1: it a lot. And it says the emotion left on
Speaker 1: waking is probably the best indicator of whether the dream
Speaker 1: was portrayed as something good or bad. Which is crazy
Speaker 1: because I think that that's how I know. Sometimes even
Speaker 1: if I had a bad dream, if I wake up
Speaker 1: and I'm like not feeling well, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that was a nightmare. Um. Although there are dreams I've
Speaker 1: woken up from and I'm like, fuck, I didn't even
Speaker 1: get the funk yet. I was just about to funk,
Speaker 1: but I didn't suck yet. Um. Here's a look at
Speaker 1: what he had to say about some of the most
Speaker 1: common dreams. Um that people have family members, so let
Speaker 1: me see if they have one about that. So okay, well,
Speaker 1: that would be a dream about sex with someone inappropriate,
Speaker 1: so a work colleague or family members. It says that
Speaker 1: it is not unusual for human beings to be attracted
Speaker 1: to each other in the generally friendly, long term situation
Speaker 1: of a workplace or family. There's fantasies that arrived from
Speaker 1: from flirtations. Um. So most dreams are about our daily lives.
Speaker 1: Um and when you're sleeping. A main feature is that
Speaker 1: males have a full erection and women experienced clatorial cultural engorgement.
Speaker 1: So any friction can trigger such that of a dream. Um. Oh,
Speaker 1: like you're telling me, I had shift and then my
Speaker 1: pussy field and and if those if your body starts
Speaker 1: to fill arouse, that may trigger why you have dreams
Speaker 1: that otherwise you wouldn't have. Well that too, of course,
Speaker 1: I think it's in my head. This is one that
Speaker 1: I'm interested in, and I want to know, Benson, if
Speaker 1: you've ever had this dream. They said that some men
Speaker 1: dream of being pregnant. Have you ever had a dream
Speaker 1: like that? Matt, Matt, have you ever had that? Well,
Speaker 1: it says that sometimes men can feel great empathy with
Speaker 1: their partner or even experienced symptoms of pregnancy. So in
Speaker 1: some cases it is a wish fulfillment dream. Now that
Speaker 1: the strict bipolarity concept of the sexes it is easing,
Speaker 1: this kind of dream becomes more comprehensible in the symbolic
Speaker 1: metaphorical language of the subconscious look. Another possibility that is
Speaker 1: that it positively represents some much loved and developing project,
Speaker 1: such as a business idea or building a plan, which
Speaker 1: I mean that makes sense, like you're starting something new.
Speaker 1: I think we've referred to this podcast as our baby before.
Speaker 1: So you know that I've had a lot of dreams
Speaker 1: with inappropriate like people, but people that I don't want
Speaker 1: to fuck, which is yeah, same. Like, I had a
Speaker 1: really uncomfortable dream about a guy that I was working with,
Speaker 1: that some oh a guy I was writing scripts for
Speaker 1: recently when I was in Mexico. I fucking woke up
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, he's so unattractive.
Speaker 1: But I kept dreaming that we were fucking and that
Speaker 1: I was into it. I had dreams did you end
Speaker 1: up looking at him differently? Oh my god. We got
Speaker 1: on a zoom call the next day and he was
Speaker 1: just like, I'm so excited to hear what you've been
Speaker 1: working on. I was like, do you have um you
Speaker 1: ever had or do you remember any dreams about any
Speaker 1: particular celebrities, because that's my ship, bitch. I don't know why,
Speaker 1: but I'd be fucking mass celebrities and I got a
Speaker 1: lot of people I know in my dreams, but my
Speaker 1: old boss. I used to dream about sucking him a lot.
Speaker 1: I really don't think he's attractive, but ironically he texted
Speaker 1: me around my birthday because my birthday st Patrick's Day,
Speaker 1: so everybody remembers it. I haven't worked for him for
Speaker 1: what maybe three years now. He's not that bad looking.
Speaker 1: He's like young enough to where you could fun him.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find it. Not that bad looking. He's like,
Speaker 1: this is him on the lap. He's not bad, No,
Speaker 1: he's not bad, not bad. He's not old. He's like
Speaker 1: I don't want the cameras but he don't care to see.
Speaker 1: Not bad at all. But he would always like yell
Speaker 1: at me and he was like really roughed to me,
Speaker 1: and like, I think that's why I dreamed about sucking him.
Speaker 1: So anyway, he writes me around my birthday. He's like, YO,
Speaker 1: would have been up to dada. How's your show? He
Speaker 1: follows me on Instagram now and he's like, I had
Speaker 1: a crazy dream about you get a day and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, no, oh my god, no,
Speaker 1: please please, please, please please, And he said that we
Speaker 1: were roommates in the dream and then we started sleeping together,
Speaker 1: and I did everything I could not to write him back.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was so awkward because I didn't
Speaker 1: want to tell him I've been dreaming the same thing
Speaker 1: because and he probably thought it was the alley of
Speaker 1: the fun. But I want to know if this has
Speaker 1: happened with you, because I mean, even when my nigga
Speaker 1: spends the night, and clearly he's been the only dick
Speaker 1: I've march. Bro, I dream about all my ex niggas.
Speaker 1: I've had too many dreams about twenty seven. I've had
Speaker 1: all these dreams about past niggas I was fucking, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't understand why I'm not fucking my
Speaker 1: nigga in my dreams. I'm literally fucking everyone but him
Speaker 1: in my dreams, because, Bro, it's crazy because he's the
Speaker 1: only nig I'm sucking and I didn't turn down nigga, Dude,
Speaker 1: I get Really, I don't want to put these other
Speaker 1: niggas in my dreams. I'm cutting him off of real life.
Speaker 1: Can I not my dream? How sick this is? I
Speaker 1: can't even believe having to say, because I feel like
Speaker 1: he would be like, bitch, excuse me, I'm gonna send
Speaker 1: him to club. Yo, I get caught. Well not okay,
Speaker 1: I had a dream sucking another nigked I started masturbating.
Speaker 1: This is last year. I started masturbating and making I
Speaker 1: was masturbating my sleep. This is very common for me.
Speaker 1: This is actually a reason that sometimes when I come
Speaker 1: to Orlando, I don't like to sleep in the bed
Speaker 1: with my mom. But I started masturbating and I wake
Speaker 1: up to dick because I'm playing with my posting, and
Speaker 1: it was it was sexy, right, But I was masturbating
Speaker 1: thinking about another nick and then like I started sucking,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, I've literally been
Speaker 1: sitting here, like what if I said a name. So
Speaker 1: the morning I wake up, he's like talking about how
Speaker 1: sexy it was that he caught me in the middle
Speaker 1: of a dream. I was like, oh yeah, Like I
Speaker 1: still was into Like it's not like I was thinking
Speaker 1: about the person. But if he asked you who it was,
Speaker 1: just say celebrity, just celebrity, just a lie, It's okay,
Speaker 1: it's remember he asked me, like, what were you dreaming about?
Speaker 1: I was like, I did be like Denzel, you know,
Speaker 1: I was watching that movie Denzel. Don't sound like a lot.
Speaker 1: I feel like Denzel have been in my dreams because
Speaker 1: I really like watching Denzel movies. By the way, y'all,
Speaker 1: I told you all my nigga's oh I call him
Speaker 1: a baby boomer, but he really Also he's been getting
Speaker 1: me to watch he old bitch he he owned, yes,
Speaker 1: but closer to in the middle. But anyway, like he's
Speaker 1: been getting me to watch these older movies. And he
Speaker 1: knows I like Denzel so much, so we like laid
Speaker 1: in bed. He feels like, you know, what's an older movie?
Speaker 1: Devil in a Red Dress or Devil in a Blue Dress?
Speaker 1: Whatever it was. We went through all the goddamn streaming
Speaker 1: platforms to find it. But it was a really good movie.
Speaker 1: And I was like, damn, Denzel really looked the same
Speaker 1: for the last thirty years. I'm like, ship that nigga
Speaker 1: looked the guy damn same. Whenever I want to watch
Speaker 1: an old movie, I end up having to pay three
Speaker 1: dollars on YouTube. Yeah, I hate that. If you if
Speaker 1: you well, specifically, a lot of the black cinema and
Speaker 1: thing is like that, Like you can find a lot
Speaker 1: of them and shout out to Netflix. Now, um Strong
Speaker 1: Black Leaders has updated like a lot with Netflix and
Speaker 1: a lot of black sitcoms and movies and shows. They
Speaker 1: know exactly My stock with Netflix jump when they announced Mosha,
Speaker 1: and I was like, we have influence population maybe thirteen
Speaker 1: and a half. And I think it's number three trending
Speaker 1: on on Netflix right now. Um. Outside of the show,
Speaker 1: I'm watching Umbrella Academy, which I really like. But y'all know,
Speaker 1: I like Superpower Girl, like sci fi ship. I really
Speaker 1: like Umbrella. I don't Billboard. It's good, the ship is good.
Speaker 1: She is good. All right, So, um, what else we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about? Brought it up earlier on in the
Speaker 1: show before we get on out of here. We got
Speaker 1: a couple of momentutes left. Um, So Carol Baskin's you
Speaker 1: guys may know hurt from the Netflix show Tiger King
Speaker 1: really as a whole episode about Tiger King on for
Speaker 1: fact sake, math, she's sucking psycho. Sure she killed her
Speaker 1: and gay, but that show is gods. But let me
Speaker 1: tell y'all why she is now in the news, and
Speaker 1: y'all will not motherfucking believe it. Carol Baskin is mad,
Speaker 1: like the rest of the world, including many politicians at
Speaker 1: the Whop video. Why you may ask because she feels
Speaker 1: as though they are exploiting big cats. Hold on, I
Speaker 1: honest to god, I thought you were going to say
Speaker 1: because his the vanilla shod. I was like, how are
Speaker 1: that relatorribal decisions? But his family this was something new
Speaker 1: to happen. It has a hundred thousand dollar reward the
Speaker 1: guy that we think she killed her husband. They just
Speaker 1: started this reward and she says it's for publicity, So
Speaker 1: I thought that was the vanilla ship you're doing. Excuse me.
Speaker 1: Ba Batkin said that the worst part is that the
Speaker 1: video further emphasizes the idea that tigers and other big
Speaker 1: cats are both acceptable and desirable pets. Please tell me
Speaker 1: have a clip of her same cats and now it
Speaker 1: says that makes every ignorant follower wants to imitate by
Speaker 1: doing the same. After tigers are too old for pay
Speaker 1: to play sessions by people like Joe ex Ootic, they
Speaker 1: become a liability instead of an asset. She continued, Well,
Speaker 1: I think most are destroyed behind closed gates at that point.
Speaker 1: Some end up being given away to people who wants
Speaker 1: to have a tiger to show off. Either way, it's
Speaker 1: always abusive to the cat. So she has a huge
Speaker 1: problem with the fact Cardi did motherfucking respond because Cardi's Cardi,
Speaker 1: And she said, she said, Carol, you think you a
Speaker 1: slick bitch about to start a go fund Me account
Speaker 1: for Joe. He shall be free. So I just thought
Speaker 1: it was funny Carol Bassing coming out acting like them.
Speaker 1: Dressing up in lever print is an issue, as if
Speaker 1: the whole motherfucking dot, this whole didn't have cat print
Speaker 1: on her motherfucking shuts the whole. Goddamn sure, can we
Speaker 1: have a conversation quickly about how fucking stupid this bitch is.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. In this show, we watch her complain
Speaker 1: about animals being caged, and then they show her big
Speaker 1: cat farm whatever you call it, where they are caged.
Speaker 1: And I'm just a little bit confused because but you
Speaker 1: don't have them in the wild either, so there behind cages?
Speaker 1: The fuck? What the fund you profit? Excuse me? Your
Speaker 1: nonprofit profits off of education by showing any zoo any
Speaker 1: like animal farm is an educational tool. That's how I
Speaker 1: legalize it. And you have the nerve to call my
Speaker 1: niggad Joe abusive to animals? He was, he was toxic
Speaker 1: he ain't none of it. He was toxic. But I
Speaker 1: would like to say, maybe he ain't killed nobody and
Speaker 1: you killed he killed them lions, but if they were old, No, Bro, No, No,
Speaker 1: I don't know, because I don't think animals should suffer.
Speaker 1: Like if my dog was suffering, I would kill my dog,
Speaker 1: and I mean euthanize it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Like I just I'm a firm believer in like I
Speaker 1: just don't see. That is one thing I'll at least say.
Speaker 1: I don't think animals should just suffer and be in
Speaker 1: pain until whenever, like I think that like some animals.
Speaker 1: Then that's why I really wonder because they kept talking
Speaker 1: about how he was killing the lions. Now, if he
Speaker 1: was killing the lions because they were too old to
Speaker 1: be like in the shows, that's fucked up. But if
Speaker 1: he was killing them because they were apparently he was
Speaker 1: also killing them to make more space for newer baby lions.
Speaker 1: Hope that's not true. That's what they said, Bro. Even
Speaker 1: Benson his agreeing. Bro, that's what they was saying. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. He ain't our nigga. Joe was toxic.
Speaker 1: Carol toxic and a gay throuffle, Why did he have
Speaker 1: to do this? And then what didn't he kind of
Speaker 1: it was kind of suss how his little partner died too,
Speaker 1: so we all listen. No, no, no, he didn't nothing
Speaker 1: to do it. She shot himself, probably watched it on camera,
Speaker 1: probably put him through hill. Joe was being an awful person.
Speaker 1: He was on drugs, so that we could say blame
Speaker 1: that on Joe, because really they were sucking dick for
Speaker 1: math because they all said they weren't gay. That's what
Speaker 1: killed me. Let me tell you math. I also but
Speaker 1: you gotta be like, you know what, Dick ain't that bad?
Speaker 1: We just heard you say on the last episode. Jer
Speaker 1: Man was like, know how you can like Dick? Imagine
Speaker 1: that being so good. You're like, I'm going it's coke.
Speaker 1: It's we'd like a lot of people do a lot
Speaker 1: of things for drugs, period. I do also want to say, um,
Speaker 1: not only did everyone like from politicians clearly Carol Baskins,
Speaker 1: a lot of you misogynistic men that have an issue
Speaker 1: with the wop song. Um. I went to the nude
Speaker 1: beach with my partner and we're setting up and he
Speaker 1: goes to play and of course what is on? Because
Speaker 1: what came out and we're listening to it and we
Speaker 1: had a whole conversation about it, and the park ranger
Speaker 1: comes up to us. It tells us to turn the
Speaker 1: song and switch it and I'm like, it's the number
Speaker 1: one song in the country. It's even playing on the radio.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? And he was like, well, there's families
Speaker 1: around here, and they have an edited version on the radio,
Speaker 1: and he just goes into saying like that there's families.
Speaker 1: And I just find it crazy because we go to
Speaker 1: the to the motherfucking beach and the play R and
Speaker 1: B hip hop fifty, We play the old school Ship,
Speaker 1: we play a lot of toxic ship from men and
Speaker 1: it's oh yeah, a good bitch, the whatever, and you
Speaker 1: coming to me mad at Meg and Cardi rapping up.
Speaker 1: They just listened to the Sweetheart at a Nude beach.
Speaker 1: WHI there's dick and Pussy's sling it. I don't know,
Speaker 1: so fuck you rangers at the goddamn I remember thinking
Speaker 1: how funked up it was, like, so I love pop smoke,
Speaker 1: this is all I listened to my goddamn First off,
Speaker 1: the fact that we allowed him to just come out
Speaker 1: and be like, I don't want to say to our word,
Speaker 1: but we we've seen that song and he said our
Speaker 1: word and we're like, okay, I know y'all know the
Speaker 1: pop Smoke song Where's word? I don't want to say
Speaker 1: the word you gotta do. Anybody got a trouble for
Speaker 1: saying the hard word? So I love pop smoke. Um.
Speaker 1: A lot of rappers that we I listened to have
Speaker 1: said the effort, including like Megoes and whatever, so like
Speaker 1: a lot even and y'all know I stand J Coole.
Speaker 1: J Cole has definitely said the effort. Well, I haven't
Speaker 1: been that much of an activist to put them off
Speaker 1: for that yet. However, I just want to mention I
Speaker 1: was listening to these lyrics today and it's not so vulgar,
Speaker 1: but it's so fucked up towards women that I feel
Speaker 1: like it's hilarious that niggles are mad about a song
Speaker 1: about sex. In Sweetheart, it was what is his name?
Speaker 1: Fibio four? In Fibio Okay, he says, who is alive?
Speaker 1: By the one I fuck? I make it hurt, do
Speaker 1: whatever works. You're a bitch getting money, you better digging
Speaker 1: her purse. I'll take whatever she's worth. You're telling me
Speaker 1: that that is not that bad. But we're fucking listening
Speaker 1: to and you know what's fucked up about it. I've
Speaker 1: been listening to a beat so hard this is when
Speaker 1: it comes on. I don't even realize I'm sucking and
Speaker 1: going out purst. It's awful, it's fucked up. But the fact,
Speaker 1: the fact that the fact that people are mad about
Speaker 1: a woman just saying she wants you to reach the
Speaker 1: dangly thing in the back of her dare he does
Speaker 1: not want to reach it? That is anatomy. What's wrong
Speaker 1: with you? Science? Claud cant porn every day. They can't
Speaker 1: date a porn start they paid to go to this
Speaker 1: strip club. I don't want no strip or home. Shut
Speaker 1: the fuck up. I'm so sorry that if you're hear
Speaker 1: it through this sweet but I am exhausted with y'all.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, shut the fuck ah, let's go. Are
Speaker 1: you done? Yeah you finished? Are you done? I'm upset.
Speaker 1: I want you just want to be sure. Well we
Speaker 1: are getting out of your guys. Um, we don't have
Speaker 1: time for homemail, but eventually we're gonna get to this
Speaker 1: homemail that apparently we're just never gonna get to but guys,
Speaker 1: if you have a homemail, send it into us. That's
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Speaker 1: watched us on YouTube players because bitch, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Hey to you, you YouTuber watching this right
Speaker 1: now and you and you you're gonna love me because
Speaker 1: I put makeup on today and bitch, I put lashes
Speaker 1: because really this one only got one more like um
Speaker 1: of my individual lash. And I was like, bitch, I
Speaker 1: can't come in with one lash and a full slash.
Speaker 1: But I'm getting my lashes done in l at. I
Speaker 1: literally wore an old T shirt and no underwear. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm getting my lashes redumber not to like in the
Speaker 1: l A. So they've fallen out and I can't get
Speaker 1: them redone so I look him as But anyways, y'all,
Speaker 1: shout out to to all you ladies that were strip lashes.
Speaker 1: This ship is difficult. This ship took me some time. Um,
Speaker 1: so shout out to you bitches for really, you know,
Speaker 1: sticking true to those strip lashes. Because if I would
Speaker 1: have started wearing things like that, like eyelashes and like
Speaker 1: this ship, my my finger was ticking to my eyelid,
Speaker 1: but I had to keep the lash down. The ship
Speaker 1: was hard. I ain't gonna hold you, but shout out
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Speaker 1: listening to another episode of or Decisions. Although I don't
Speaker 1: be riding, I thought of the Amazon position hop on top.
Speaker 1: I want to ride. I do keegel while it's inside,
Speaker 1: spit in my mouth, licking my eyes. This pussy is wet.
Speaker 1: Come take a dad, tie me up like I'm surprised.
Speaker 1: Let's role play. I'll wear a disguise and here's my
Speaker 1: favorite part. I want you to park that big mag
Speaker 1: truck riding this little garage. Okay, this puts the little
Speaker 1: in yo dick is big. My favorite Cardy line. What
Speaker 1: I want a gag I want to show. I want
Speaker 1: you to touch that little dagny thing that's swinging it
Speaker 1: back in my throat. That was That was cute lyrics.
Speaker 1: I do like Cardis shoot funny because I actually prefer
Speaker 1: Meg's album to anything. Do yeah for this song CARTI
Speaker 1: by Audi it, but Mike Cardis her words. Like when
Speaker 1: she talked about like um switching a wig to make
Speaker 1: it feel like he's cheating, I was like, right, I listen,
Speaker 1: y'all know I got this whole new haircut. I don't
Speaker 1: told my nigga he's taking a new bitch. I'm a
Speaker 1: new I'm a new bitch. I just went from dreads
Speaker 1: to a motherfucking wig to a motherfucking slip back to
Speaker 1: a motherfucking pixie funk with me. Anyways, while speaking on
Speaker 1: what that's pussy. Um, we've talked multiple times about this,
Speaker 1: wheezy if you want to click the link I gave you.
Speaker 1: So there's actually six different reasons as to not only
Speaker 1: why you're pussy maybe dry, but how to resolve that problem.
Speaker 1: So this comes from busting it was so dry, pussy
Speaker 1: shaming America that ship. So basically, if I have vaginal dryness,
Speaker 1: I can't beat down with CARDI. What's crazy too, is
Speaker 1: I've spoke just so recently like I felt like, literally
Speaker 1: like my pussy was going through a little bit of
Speaker 1: a dry spell. I know it was if it was
Speaker 1: my air conditioner, it was if it was the amount
Speaker 1: of liquor intake I was doing, because we talked about
Speaker 1: whiskey clits and how liquor can also affect you. Um,
Speaker 1: and actually too, just with this pandemic stress is also
Speaker 1: one of the reasons. So I'll read the first one, um,
Speaker 1: and this is some science ship, but you know, I'm
Speaker 1: sure it makes sense. So one of the reasons why
Speaker 1: your vagina maybe dry is due to low estrogen levels.
Speaker 1: So typically the walls of your vagina are constantly lubricated
Speaker 1: by lynn A thin layer of liquid thanks to the
Speaker 1: hormone estrogen. Estrogen dips during pre menopause and after menopause,
Speaker 1: which is why so many people experience vaginal dryness during
Speaker 1: that time of life. Um so. Other reasons why your
Speaker 1: estrogen may be low includes birth control, breastfeeding, chemotherapy, and
Speaker 1: smoking cigarettes. Um so of words, if you want to,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe boost your estrogen levels, you can maybe
Speaker 1: take a progress progestion only protestant whatever. Yeah. For birth control,
Speaker 1: you can maybe limit your cigarette smoking of course. Um
Speaker 1: that's interesting. One of my home grails told me that
Speaker 1: she thinks her weed smoke made her pussy dry. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean ship weed smoking weed makes my mouth dry,
Speaker 1: so it would make sense it's a fucking damp part
Speaker 1: of your body. Well she I really like the second
Speaker 1: one because it's super basic. It says medications caused actional brightness,
Speaker 1: but they're talking about anahistamine, so it's like and uh,
Speaker 1: they say medications, some asthma medications. But that's pretty interesting
Speaker 1: because we all take these things and never think about it.
Speaker 1: So band damn, I gotta hangover and a dry ship
Speaker 1: Well maybe that what does BC powder count? But it
Speaker 1: didn't detail it man, day, I'm not a fucking doctor. Look, Okay.
Speaker 1: So the next one, y'all is Shogun's show Grin's syndrome.
Speaker 1: This is actually an autoimmune disorder that causes your immune
Speaker 1: system to attack your moisture making glands. So honestly, if
Speaker 1: you're one of those people who are like, oh I'm
Speaker 1: lucky I never sweat or or or or my skin
Speaker 1: isn't oily, um, this also could be why your pussy
Speaker 1: is dry. Like if you see that you are someone
Speaker 1: with dry glands and you don't um have moisture in
Speaker 1: your body often this could actually it seems like one
Speaker 1: of these things that you google and you're like on
Speaker 1: not Wikipedia, web MD, and you're like, wow, I have it,
Speaker 1: Like I get really get cold at night and I
Speaker 1: googled it and I fucking told this naked. I think
Speaker 1: I got ray nods disease. He's like, bit, you sound
Speaker 1: like a ray no right now, Like, what the are
Speaker 1: you talking about? I think I got everything that I google. Okay.
Speaker 1: The fourth one I see is irritants, harsh chemicals that
Speaker 1: could be irritating your vagina And mainly did you stew
Speaker 1: pH Patty has been trying to tell y'all host stop
Speaker 1: putting so open your pussy. Stop using your soaps in
Speaker 1: your pussy. Everyone knows their self cleaning ovens. I think
Speaker 1: my pussy is like amazing after my period, actually, just
Speaker 1: because all the junk came out of it and it's
Speaker 1: just fucking great. Like specifically, two days after, right when
Speaker 1: I'm about to ovulate, my pussy is just wow, It's
Speaker 1: like a one aquafina. But I also love the smell
Speaker 1: of my pussy.