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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, um, I just want to say we appreciate

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Speaker 1: all of you who tuned in and funk with us

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Speaker 1: on Hory Blade. This is Yons, I'm your girl, Mandy

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Speaker 1: b and uh, this is the quiet story until a

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Speaker 1: welcome to and No. The episode of Hory Bled dec

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Speaker 1: is Yons. I'm your girl, Maidy b a k S

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Speaker 1: a k A death bitch, a k A full court

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Speaker 1: up because we're talking a little bit about Carol today.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it's one of the motherfucker is bitch. We're

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Speaker 1: It is oh weezy w t L, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean. And Indy does these rapper hands sometimes and

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Speaker 1: if you guys watched you too, You'll know what I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about. It's very like, you know, justin Bieber like

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Speaker 1: make me a white man because you have sharpline hair.

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Speaker 1: I definitely thought you was gonna say, like Tony yo,

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Speaker 1: this is what we're doing. Is this is what we're doing.

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Speaker 1: No man, this is an Eve haircut from the nineties,

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Speaker 1: from the early two thousands, or thank you also be

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Speaker 1: no bro, give me my Paul Prince on my titties

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Speaker 1: type of god damn you know what? Anyway, y'all um, Yeah, welcome.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do a quick catch up. I know we've

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Speaker 1: had Tahoe and Orlando. We had the goddamn nigga that

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Speaker 1: by women. We had who else do we have? We

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Speaker 1: We've had a lot of men on. So we was like,

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Speaker 1: but they we're gonna get in the studio and just talk.

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Speaker 1: But unless you're a patron and we'll take it, you know,

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Speaker 1: like y'all y'all support us always. Um, So I guess

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Speaker 1: we'll just start up because y'all kind of like to

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Speaker 1: we either did you want to start or I could start.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know if you wanted to talk about your

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Speaker 1: relationship and investments even talking about mortgage lately on Twitter,

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Speaker 1: same nigga. But anyway, so, um, I have hold lot.

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Speaker 1: Wait then let me reintroduce us. Welcome to relationship decisions. Dude.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you guys something I legit saw people

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Speaker 1: like writing like when your boyfriends let me they really

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Speaker 1: thought we were supposed to be single. Horror to the core.

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Speaker 1: As long as I get paid to do this show,

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Speaker 1: I will not suck one dick. I'm just telling it.

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Speaker 1: But no, I mean, I feel like we've just been

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Speaker 1: somebody doesn't have to do with that. Also, loving someone

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Speaker 1: has nothing to do with another dick being in my mouth. Also,

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Speaker 1: but I'm just saying, like we date, we have boyfriends,

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Speaker 1: But we can't become girlfriend because I'm very attractive, you

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Speaker 1: was about to say, oh you a thousand bitch, come here,

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Speaker 1: see what I don't believe in scientifically and you can

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Speaker 1: check right now on waxer pussy dot com. It clearly

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Speaker 1: states if you get a wax, tendings come off of

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Speaker 1: know if she'll know who Weasy is, but short pictures

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Speaker 1: the mo because I'm get a little and uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: the ship is cheaper than what I pay. The people

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Speaker 1: whole fact for men this week is the amount of

424
00:19:55,520 --> 00:20:03,080
Speaker 1: semen produced with each ejaculation is one to two teeth spoons. However,

425
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:08,359
Speaker 1: the typical man will produce about fourteen gallons or half

426
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,320
Speaker 1: a trillion sperm in his lifetime. And you know, I

427
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,720
Speaker 1: was just like, damn, fourteen gallons, that's actually not that

428
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,320
Speaker 1: much considered my nigga. Come four times, I'm like, damn

429
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,200
Speaker 1: that nig you might get twenty eight gallons? Can you

430
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,600
Speaker 1: do you ever notice? Like? Okay, as the times go

431
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,080
Speaker 1: on and become like the second or third time, is

432
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,840
Speaker 1: it less? Come? Yes, it is, actually, yeah, it's not

433
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:32,800
Speaker 1: as much that first. Sometimes sometimes I've noticed, like when

434
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,600
Speaker 1: I do it back to back, it's like third or fourth.

435
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:38,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, let's just yeah, yeah it don't it don't

436
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,520
Speaker 1: be a lot towards the end of it. Um for women,

437
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,280
Speaker 1: I love this because a lot of the men loved

438
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,520
Speaker 1: the beat tip that I gave for them to last

439
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:51,359
Speaker 1: longer in bed. I don't know what that is. I

440
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,760
Speaker 1: think that's my bill cosby trying voice. I don't know

441
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:58,480
Speaker 1: whether but for women, UM again beats I'm sure still

442
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:02,800
Speaker 1: works with your blood flow as well. However, ginger for

443
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 1: women stimulates the feelings of excitement associated with sex, So

444
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:11,879
Speaker 1: eating ginger actually elevates your heart rate, gets your blood flowing,

445
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,879
Speaker 1: and gets you excited for the night. A hand heart

446
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:20,879
Speaker 1: rate that spiciest, Like what if the Indian guy feels

447
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,719
Speaker 1: like it's not spicy and is not meant to be racist?

448
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,520
Speaker 1: I said a serious thing, saying our cameraman, Okay, Benson,

449
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:33,639
Speaker 1: it's like ginger because it's like such bullshit. I'm sorry.

450
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 1: All of my Indian friends have a powered like I've

451
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,720
Speaker 1: never seen in my fucking life. Now I ain't gonna

452
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,200
Speaker 1: hold you, bitch. I was making that jerk chicken. I

453
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,200
Speaker 1: made pick leaves. That's another Haitian dish, since you want

454
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,600
Speaker 1: to get on my Haitian spaghetti. But I was on

455
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,240
Speaker 1: my little vibe where I was cooking all like my

456
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,959
Speaker 1: Caribbean foodish and I was like, let me show my mind.

457
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:56,200
Speaker 1: I could cook like Caribbean. Caribbean, you gotta shut up. Anyways, bitch,

458
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:59,840
Speaker 1: I was eating that ship just it's not running down,

459
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,160
Speaker 1: and I was like, why do people enjoy spicy food?

460
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,640
Speaker 1: I don't understand. And now even I want to add

461
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 1: ginger to my water because I'm starting like this new

462
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm not eating meat for the next week. I thought

463
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,359
Speaker 1: I was gonna stop drinking, but I got stressed and

464
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,720
Speaker 1: had to drink. But I was like, okay, let me

465
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 1: infuse my waters. And my friend told me about ginger.

466
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:18,480
Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, spicy water, that's what I gotta do.

467
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 1: But now I'm gonna do it because now I like

468
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:23,439
Speaker 1: it's gonna spicy. Thats what I used for Master cleans.

469
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 1: But the ginger with Indians, I don't know what the

470
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,439
Speaker 1: obsession is, but let me ginger oh my god, let

471
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:34,120
Speaker 1: me explain something to you. My old bodega on Orchard

472
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:39,200
Speaker 1: and Stanton uh Orcher, Riverton. Sorry. I would walk in

473
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 1: there when I was sick and I would go get medicine.

474
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,680
Speaker 1: And this lady was so tired of me getting medicine.

475
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 1: She was like, look and she hands me ginger. Just

476
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 1: eat it. Wait raw ginger. She jet asked, was like,

477
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 1: do you eat it wrong? No? No, no, but I

478
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,119
Speaker 1: think because I was sick. But anyway, I was like, no,

479
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 1: this is two spicies for me. Okay, boil it, boil

480
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,919
Speaker 1: so well. I to boil it with water and then

481
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 1: put like honey in it and then drink it like that.

482
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 1: I haven't lemon honey ginger shots. I was when coronavirus

483
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,239
Speaker 1: first started. I was trying to boost the ship out

484
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 1: of my immune system, and to be fair, I did

485
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 1: because I'm normally always sick. So basically I chopped up

486
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:20,679
Speaker 1: ginger blended and to get it like to like squirt

487
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,680
Speaker 1: it out, I had to get a bull boarded out.

488
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 1: Of course, because you can't get the juices out of it.

489
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 1: It's weird. You have to actually like right right, so

490
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 1: you have to put it in a towel and then

491
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,159
Speaker 1: you squeeze out the towel like draining it. Then I

492
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,359
Speaker 1: put lemon, I would mix up with water and I

493
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 1: would take shots of that, and every time I did it,

494
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:42,040
Speaker 1: it was like, oh my gah. When I take shots,

495
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 1: I do the same. But ladies, um, when you go

496
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 1: to your grocery store, just get that ginger, okay, all right,

497
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 1: so fuck you pull the hole, all right. So um,

498
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 1: we're gonna get into our herd dorve and then we

499
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,920
Speaker 1: are going the horrible decision is a whole bunch of

500
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,119
Speaker 1: vanilla ship that we're gonna sit here and dissect. And

501
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 1: I found some really interesting articles. But the horde, y'all.

502
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,119
Speaker 1: Let me tell y'all, And this is the story I

503
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 1: said I was gonna say because I do feel like

504
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 1: my nigga want to train me. So first off, I

505
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 1: do believe I'm dating a psychopath because this nigga has

506
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 1: he has full blown sex with me in the morning.

507
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 1: But it wasn't even nine am and we did that, people,

508
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,680
Speaker 1: but like because I just woke up. But here's his

509
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 1: also tip, I think you're just know the reason why,

510
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: he said, I'm just getting used to listen the way

511
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,160
Speaker 1: the reason why he said, he actually this is another

512
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 1: bit of advice. He actually said that most men actually

513
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 1: do and can give their best performances on morning wood

514
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 1: because technically night sex you have the whole day in

515
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 1: which you're exhausted, other things are on your mind, and

516
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 1: so in the morning, essentially you're well arrested and your

517
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: dick is real hard. But let me tell you what

518
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,639
Speaker 1: this nigga did. So this was after we had the

519
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,639
Speaker 1: sex club that night, and I guess because I didn't

520
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 1: have any other dicks, the what he did, and ladies,

521
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 1: it was actually fun. So this is a tip that

522
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,159
Speaker 1: maybe you can try with your partner if they're not

523
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 1: super insecure. So we're having sex. He asked me to

524
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,119
Speaker 1: get my toys, and I'm just like toys. It's sucking

525
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,360
Speaker 1: seven thirty eight in the morning. Okay, fine, I'll get

526
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 1: my toys. So he asked me to get my dial

527
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: dough and I didn't know which one he wanted to use,

528
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: so I just put all three on the bed. I

529
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 1: figured he would pick whichever one he wanted get into.

530
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:26,119
Speaker 1: Here we go. I would like to know briefly, what

531
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 1: are the differences with your three dildo dicks? Okay, So

532
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 1: one is like, first off, they all brown, you know

533
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 1: what I mean, I don't like know how like a

534
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 1: purple one. No, bitch, they're black and brown. That isn't

535
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: one being you know. So the first one is actually

536
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:44,640
Speaker 1: fairly skinny. That's the one I use for my butt.

537
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: So like, when I want, do you have an asked

538
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: specific dildo? That one is that is a safe However, however,

539
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. It went in my pussy this time, okay,

540
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 1: but do you put on them? No, it's a jelly

541
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 1: or they're all still come. So the first one is

542
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,719
Speaker 1: fairly fairly thin, but it's still six inches. The second

543
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: one is the Doc Johnson one, um, but not the

544
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: one that I was peggan Niggas with. I really liked it,

545
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: and the guys said, go, so I have that medium

546
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: sized one, and then I have King Noir's dick as

547
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,639
Speaker 1: the last one. Huh, So what did he fit in

548
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: any amount? It's so big I can't go past the head.

549
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing. So what my man decided to do was

550
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 1: train my pussy. Literally, he said, the train train it

551
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 1: like an Amtrak, bitch, he said, there is four of

552
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 1: us going in that pussy. This morning, literally called us

553
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,200
Speaker 1: as if there were four men going in and out

554
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 1: of my pussy, three plus him, bitch, three plus him.

555
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 1: So let me tell you what he did. Let me

556
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: tell you what he did, no bitch. What he did

557
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: was he me with a little one. First was putting

558
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,159
Speaker 1: it in there, and then put his dick in me

559
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,439
Speaker 1: after the little one. Then he was like, all right,

560
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,639
Speaker 1: we're going up. Got the middle size one. Then he

561
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 1: was like, was like, what do you mean where in

562
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: my pussy? He was just fucking me in all my hose,

563
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: but like doing it to where I was like my

564
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,399
Speaker 1: eyes was water, and I was like, I can't take anymore.

565
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: He was like, yes you can. So then he sucked

566
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: me again. I don't encourage me, you know what I mean.

567
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 1: He fucked me again after the middle size one. Then

568
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: we go to King Noir's dick. I don't even know

569
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 1: how any of you bitches that that nigga could take

570
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: all that dick. But he gets excited at me taking

571
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 1: King Noir's dick, so he pulls out that big old

572
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 1: dial doo and I'm like, I can't take it anymore.

573
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 1: Yes you can't take shut up. So he goes and

574
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 1: he loves that one up real good, and he's like,

575
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 1: I got you, and he like just starts ramming me

576
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 1: with fucking this big old dial dough for you. And

577
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: then the whole time I'm just like, okay, I'm done

578
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,400
Speaker 1: because I've ensquirted. I'm exhausted out an orgasm from all

579
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 1: the ship. And he was like he tapped me on

580
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: my ass too. I was like you just he said,

581
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 1: you did so good like a like a like a

582
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: like a football, like he said, you took all that dick.

583
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: And I was like, Nick, it's not even not a

584
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: clock on Sunday, it's the Lord's day, as we shout.

585
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: That's why I'm agnostic, because something but there can't be

586
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: he is there if he maybe there is a god,

587
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: if he lets you take four four dicks, bro. And

588
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: he was just like excited, like you the day that

589
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 1: you made Jamaican cuisine. Uh no. But after I was like,

590
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: you want some coffee, I'll brew you some coffee coffee.

591
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: But it was the morning, like k pons I, I

592
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: was exhausted, like literally I laid in bed that morning

593
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 1: until like eleven am brow for my boo, you know

594
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: what I mean. I was like ship. But anyways, The tip,

595
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 1: ladies is, if you want some excitement and maybe your

596
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 1: man will not allow you to get dick from another man,

597
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: get some different size dil dos and have that man

598
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 1: have his way with your holes. It was a good

599
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: ass motherfucking time. I I need to hold you. But

600
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, I don't know we're doing

601
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: this again. Bro, all right, calm down. I mean I've

602
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: never been trained with dildos, but I sucked this one

603
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: Slovenian guy. Dinny would remember him. I don't really think

604
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: a lot of other friends did. I didn't realize he

605
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: was like as broke as he was until like I

606
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 1: got to Italy, like because he kept complaining about the

607
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: money he was spending and I was like what and

608
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, I could have bought this or

609
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,959
Speaker 1: bought this, but you know, I wanted to bring you here,

610
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 1: and I'm like OK, but he was like, my pussy

611
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 1: would have dried up. I was super young too, I

612
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: was like maybe twenty. So anyway, I sucked this guy

613
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 1: and he was my first. I didn't peg him, but

614
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: I like stuck dildos in him. It wasn't I wasn't strapped,

615
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: but he we had a suction cup dildo that we

616
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: bought and he stuck it on the wall and like

617
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 1: sucked me while I sucked on it, and that was

618
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: a great time. That was almost worth him being him

619
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: being broken. But you know, broke Dick is a there

620
00:29:56,080 --> 00:30:02,719
Speaker 1: you go talking about devil Dick because they have nothing

621
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: to lose. They know that this is what they have

622
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 1: to commit to. Niggas with money don't really care sometimes

623
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 1: because they're just like, bitch, you're still gonna because I

624
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 1: bought you a bag, which facts okay, maybe yes it's true,

625
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: but also like broke niggas, and they know why you're

626
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: sucking it, but you they know there's nothing else but

627
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: not that. A lot of them need a place to live.

628
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: That's so they're trying to get moved in with that

629
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 1: big old dick ship. Bitch, you gotta mocking laundry. Also,

630
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: I'll wash your dude. I'm telling you, Dick. Dick makes

631
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 1: me so stupid. Oh my god, Never in my life

632
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 1: have I made your decisions like for Dick. Seriously, I

633
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: think you guys can have a gander that I've taken

634
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Speaker 1: some drugs being fucked up, but never have I done

635
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: dumb ship like Dick I've walked, I've bite bitch before.

636
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: I mean, the the only thing I think I have, yeah,

637
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 1: is I flew to Denver. So I flew I don't

638
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: know how long does that flight to Denver? Four hours

639
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: or so so they're in back, So they're in back

640
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: eight hours. I flew there to be there for ten

641
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: hours just to get Dick. I got there like one o'clock.

642
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: In my money, I mean every time because dick, and

643
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: at least it wasn't broke dick unless you go nah,

644
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: I don't. I ain't gonna hold you. I had men

645
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 1: and broke dicks. But I get lucky because I'll be

646
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 1: having some rich niggas, what good ducks. I'll be falling

647
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 1: in love in the world. I'm a fixer for dicks,

648
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 1: like for for for dudes period, for people like if

649
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 1: you're broken, I want to help you. So when nickas

650
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: be telling me that they struggles, I'll be like, come eat. Yeah,

651
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: that was cute when I was in high school. I

652
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 1: ain't doing that at almost thirty. But I just know

653
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: you gotta go with little high school. You know what

654
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: I mean as someone who's super emo. When I started

655
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: sucking a coke, digging and the dick is so lit,

656
00:31:55,680 --> 00:32:00,080
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I don't need money for them, right, Like,

657
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: maybe teamwork is not what makes the dream work. Maybe

658
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 1: I need you to be a stay at home dad

659
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: and give me your dick what Like, I don't know.

660
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: This is just I've had really good broke dicks. I

661
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 1: love guys. For those of you who may just be

662
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: listening for the first time or so, I just want

663
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: you to know this is why we have made it

664
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: this far, because we do not think the thing on

665
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 1: a lot of topics, and this is one of them.

666
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: Broke dick in in prison for me, honey. I'm not

667
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: saying it's a prison. I'm just saying you'd be dumb

668
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: off that dick. One time, I sucked the nigga that

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00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: was broken ship right, and I knew he was because

670
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: I was like, he's like, what do you feel like

671
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 1: eating tonight? And I said something about I was like, oh,

672
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: there's this dope French pop on my crib. He's like,

673
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: I'm really in the mood from Mexican. I already sucked

674
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: him as Dick was fucking crazy big and I was like, yeah,

675
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: I want to see it again. This nia takes me

676
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: to get tacos at a window. No, it's not Corona,

677
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: and I was like, wow, this entire meal was twelve dollars,

678
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: and I am insulted, but also like I'm going to

679
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: fuck him. I have to. I mean, I've told you

680
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: Nigga came over, dropped a good dick off, and I

681
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: was cool with Chinese food and gatorade. So it's just

682
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: I mean, what more can you want from these names?

683
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: Although New York Chinese food is fire bits, so listen,

684
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: it's a little upscale. Mr Child's gal. I love New York,

685
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 1: prefer real Chinese over the bourgeois. But here I go

686
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 1: New York Chinese and guess what I order, motherfucking honey

687
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: wings or fried wings and fried rice. I don't even

688
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: get real Chinese with it. I'd be like fried salt.

689
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: So now that I live, what was I gonna say?

690
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: In Brooklyn? I've been like riding to like flatfish whatever

691
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: to get Chinese food, and every time I go in

692
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: there and the wings are gone, I know they are

693
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: the wings fine, it's a ridiculous, well and they know that.

694
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 1: It's all. You don't even have to ask. It's already

695
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 1: fried hard. So it's also just crunchy. It's just good.

696
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: Ain't good them Chinese? They'd be double frying them goddamn

697
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: wings because be good m s. G Oh No, it'd

698
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 1: be good though, them New York wings from the Chinese MSG.

699
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: And honestly it's worth a little bit of a health risk.

700
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: I feel this like over and over again. I will

701
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: say I'm not shaming the vegans. I know a few

702
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 1: of you got very upset. I don't care, but the

703
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: most I really don't care. It's like that bitch I

704
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: promote like activeness and working out like just like, just

705
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 1: like I want to say for them kids, I hope

706
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,240
Speaker 1: that yeah they met you know you don't like soy cheese,

707
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: suck my dick anyway, but find health and that vegan

708
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: megan cheese is the worst thing I've ever trodden. Like

709
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 1: they'll tell you ever, I feel some drag. Yeah, Like

710
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: I want to say, the cool vegans, like the rasta vegans,

711
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: like the real kind that flavor their food, I funk

712
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 1: with y'all. But the people that are like newly fucking

713
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 1: vegan and just want to tell me about this book

714
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: they read and all the health benefits and the food

715
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: is bland. You don't get my respect for pushing that

716
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 1: ship on me. And you can't even figure out how

717
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 1: to supplement the good food. Caribbean people and Indian people

718
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: have vegan shipped down to a science. You know why,

719
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 1: because they understand what it's called with an ass seasoning.

720
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell y'all, y'all could drag her. This was

721
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 1: her coming from the Vegans. I just said, the vegan

722
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 1: megan cheese is gross. But the point will msg will

723
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 1: help all little unhealthy ship will help. Also, we do

724
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: have a very large following in Atlanta, and I just

725
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 1: want to say I just had Slutty Vegan for the

726
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 1: first time. I had their sloppy toppy which I ain't

727
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: gonna hold you with spicy and some hollepenos and the

728
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 1: gelopanos just burned my mouth. So I was like, maybe

729
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that, but no, I'm just saying I

730
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: can't say the gelopanos. They was a little spicy, but

731
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 1: it was a good as burger. It actually tasted like meat,

732
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 1: and I was like, Okay, this ain't bad. So shout

733
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Speaker 1: out to Slutty Vegan. Why are you looking at me

734
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:36,720
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Speaker 1: gonna get into our my decision, not shout out slutty vegan.

758
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Speaker 1: Try there, like the black, it does count. It's still vegan, alright,

759
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 1: So no, no, I mean it doesn't count as like

760
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 1: bad vegan. Well it was good. There won't be a

761
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 1: question of bad vegan when people that know how to

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Speaker 1: use actual again season name she used lapanos initial with spicy.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, we're gonna get into our horrible decisions. We're

764
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 1: gonna run through a few some vanilla ship articles. Some

765
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: sex in the news. This first one I had to

766
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 1: talk about. It comes from the New York Post. It's

767
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: about a British man whose penis fell off due to

768
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Speaker 1: a severe blood infection. What he did was he had

769
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: a new one built and he decided, for whatever reason,

770
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 1: to place it on his arm, where he even got

771
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 1: an extra two inches. Um Malcolm, a mechanics, suffered a

772
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: horrific infection in his perennium that turned his fingers toes

773
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,439
Speaker 1: and manhood black. He said, I had struggled for years

774
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: with an infection in my perennium, but I had no

775
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: idea what could happen. Um, The separated dad of two stated,

776
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:04,280
Speaker 1: when I saw my penis go black, first, black penis

777
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 1: ain't bad. I don't know why why my penis going black?

778
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 1: You know, never go back. I'm like, damn. So basically

779
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 1: what he decided to do when it turned black and

780
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: eventually fell off, somehow they went ahead and put another

781
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: penis on, and for whatever reason, I don't know why,

782
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: he just didn't put it down there with a with

783
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: a penis goes, he decided to add it to his arm. So,

784
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: because we these into this weird ship, I want to know,

785
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: first off, if you would suck a penis on another

786
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 1: part of the body. So say someone added a penis

787
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: today kneecap or penis somewhere else, would you actually get

788
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: on top and right? The pen could be good because

789
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: like I always had a thing for serious anyway, so

790
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: I would just sit right on that. He be like,

791
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: let me tell you what for christ. Also, because we

792
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,800
Speaker 1: all often talk about what we would do for some strange,

793
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 1: something strange, for a little bit of change, I was

794
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: just gonna say, but how much would you fuck a

795
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,959
Speaker 1: man who's penis is growing on it. It don't matter.

796
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 1: But because if you're doing if you're doing sex work,

797
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what the guy looks like. You're just

798
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: getting paid for the act. So he's like, babe, you

799
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Okay, we gotta put it on

800
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: our phones. Us. You'll go to fuck a man with

801
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: a penis coming out of his arm? Low essill go

802
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 1: many low us. I'll go when I was in college,

803
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,879
Speaker 1: because right now I ain't even fucking the good looking

804
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 1: niggas for money. So let's go back when I was.

805
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 1: When you was broke, Well, when I was in college?

806
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 1: How much would I fuck a guy with a penis

807
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: coming out of his arm for? Do I have to

808
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:46,399
Speaker 1: write it here? When I was broke? Broke? Mitch'll do something? Nope?

809
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: You ready? One? Two, three was low bitney I get

810
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: because it's I feel like it's the disability, That's what

811
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I feel like, technically I was you know,

812
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: I was working good. He was a good little change,

813
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: but I was like thirty five, honey, technically I wouldn't

814
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: even count out a sex because what if you just

815
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 1: sucking me like this? Let me tell you why I

816
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,800
Speaker 1: said at ten, because I feel like a lot of

817
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: people would say no. I feel like thirty is a

818
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: good regular nigger price. But I feel like I feel

819
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,840
Speaker 1: like only a regular nigga is gonna get a penis

820
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 1: on their arm. You're not gonna have fucking like if

821
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 1: a part of regular sex makes sense, But if I

822
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,320
Speaker 1: if you have some weird ship that you know a

823
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: lot of people wouldn't be cool with, Like if you

824
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: need to wear a fucking plastic bag around yard and

825
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 1: hydra dick in the store. I feel like you can

826
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 1: pay me a little extra for the experience. Okay, we'll

827
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 1: tip me then, but I'll take you for the thirty five.

828
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 1: Give me a donation of roses. I'll take it for

829
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: the thirty five. So the next one actually comes from

830
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: mirror dot co dot uk. Um. This one is interesting

831
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 1: because it says psychologists explain what your inappropriate sex dreams

832
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: really mean. UM. So a psychologist has a revere has

833
00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 1: revealed the meanings behind some of the most common appropriate dreams,

834
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: such as being cheated on by your partner or having

835
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,879
Speaker 1: sex with a work colleague. UM from nightmares about being

836
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 1: naked in front of a massive crowd of people or

837
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,879
Speaker 1: being chased by monsters to sex dreams involving people who

838
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 1: are most likely not your partner. There's a lot of

839
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: weird things that happened while you're sleeping. Um. The psychologists

840
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 1: said that it's very common. Um that you're gonna have

841
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 1: it a lot. And it says the emotion left on

842
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 1: waking is probably the best indicator of whether the dream

843
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 1: was portrayed as something good or bad. Which is crazy

844
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: because I think that that's how I know. Sometimes even

845
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: if I had a bad dream, if I wake up

846
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: and I'm like not feeling well, I was like, oh,

847
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 1: that was a nightmare. Um. Although there are dreams I've

848
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: woken up from and I'm like, fuck, I didn't even

849
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 1: get the funk yet. I was just about to funk,

850
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 1: but I didn't suck yet. Um. Here's a look at

851
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 1: what he had to say about some of the most

852
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 1: common dreams. Um that people have family members, so let

853
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: me see if they have one about that. So okay, well,

854
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 1: that would be a dream about sex with someone inappropriate,

855
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: so a work colleague or family members. It says that

856
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 1: it is not unusual for human beings to be attracted

857
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 1: to each other in the generally friendly, long term situation

858
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 1: of a workplace or family. There's fantasies that arrived from

859
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: from flirtations. Um. So most dreams are about our daily lives.

860
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 1: Um and when you're sleeping. A main feature is that

861
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: males have a full erection and women experienced clatorial cultural engorgement.

862
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: So any friction can trigger such that of a dream. Um. Oh,

863
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 1: like you're telling me, I had shift and then my

864
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 1: pussy field and and if those if your body starts

865
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 1: to fill arouse, that may trigger why you have dreams

866
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 1: that otherwise you wouldn't have. Well that too, of course,

867
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 1: I think it's in my head. This is one that

868
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: I'm interested in, and I want to know, Benson, if

869
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:44,399
Speaker 1: you've ever had this dream. They said that some men

870
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 1: dream of being pregnant. Have you ever had a dream

871
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,359
Speaker 1: like that? Matt, Matt, have you ever had that? Well,

872
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: it says that sometimes men can feel great empathy with

873
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: their partner or even experienced symptoms of pregnancy. So in

874
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: some cases it is a wish fulfillment dream. Now that

875
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 1: the strict bipolarity concept of the sexes it is easing,

876
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 1: this kind of dream becomes more comprehensible in the symbolic

877
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 1: metaphorical language of the subconscious look. Another possibility that is

878
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: that it positively represents some much loved and developing project,

879
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 1: such as a business idea or building a plan, which

880
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 1: I mean that makes sense, like you're starting something new.

881
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 1: I think we've referred to this podcast as our baby before.

882
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 1: So you know that I've had a lot of dreams

883
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: with inappropriate like people, but people that I don't want

884
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: to fuck, which is yeah, same. Like, I had a

885
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: really uncomfortable dream about a guy that I was working with,

886
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: that some oh a guy I was writing scripts for

887
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: recently when I was in Mexico. I fucking woke up

888
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, he's so unattractive.

889
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 1: But I kept dreaming that we were fucking and that

890
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,359
Speaker 1: I was into it. I had dreams did you end

891
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: up looking at him differently? Oh my god. We got

892
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 1: on a zoom call the next day and he was

893
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: just like, I'm so excited to hear what you've been

894
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,120
Speaker 1: working on. I was like, do you have um you

895
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 1: ever had or do you remember any dreams about any

896
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: particular celebrities, because that's my ship, bitch. I don't know why,

897
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,840
Speaker 1: but I'd be fucking mass celebrities and I got a

898
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: lot of people I know in my dreams, but my

899
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 1: old boss. I used to dream about sucking him a lot.

900
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: I really don't think he's attractive, but ironically he texted

901
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 1: me around my birthday because my birthday st Patrick's Day,

902
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 1: so everybody remembers it. I haven't worked for him for

903
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: what maybe three years now. He's not that bad looking.

904
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 1: He's like young enough to where you could fun him.

905
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find it. Not that bad looking. He's like,

906
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: this is him on the lap. He's not bad, No,

907
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: he's not bad, not bad. He's not old. He's like

908
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 1: I don't want the cameras but he don't care to see.

909
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: Not bad at all. But he would always like yell

910
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 1: at me and he was like really roughed to me,

911
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 1: and like, I think that's why I dreamed about sucking him.

912
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: So anyway, he writes me around my birthday. He's like, YO,

913
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: would have been up to dada. How's your show? He

914
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 1: follows me on Instagram now and he's like, I had

915
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,400
Speaker 1: a crazy dream about you get a day and I

916
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, no, oh my god, no,

917
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 1: please please, please, please please, And he said that we

918
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,479
Speaker 1: were roommates in the dream and then we started sleeping together,

919
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 1: and I did everything I could not to write him back.

920
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: I was like, I was so awkward because I didn't

921
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: want to tell him I've been dreaming the same thing

922
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 1: because and he probably thought it was the alley of

923
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: the fun. But I want to know if this has

924
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 1: happened with you, because I mean, even when my nigga

925
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 1: spends the night, and clearly he's been the only dick

926
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: I've march. Bro, I dream about all my ex niggas.

927
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: I've had too many dreams about twenty seven. I've had

928
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: all these dreams about past niggas I was fucking, And

929
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't understand why I'm not fucking my

930
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 1: nigga in my dreams. I'm literally fucking everyone but him

931
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 1: in my dreams, because, Bro, it's crazy because he's the

932
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 1: only nig I'm sucking and I didn't turn down nigga, Dude,

933
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: I get Really, I don't want to put these other

934
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:52,839
Speaker 1: niggas in my dreams. I'm cutting him off of real life.

935
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: Can I not my dream? How sick this is? I

936
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: can't even believe having to say, because I feel like

937
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 1: he would be like, bitch, excuse me, I'm gonna send

938
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 1: him to club. Yo, I get caught. Well not okay,

939
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: I had a dream sucking another nigked I started masturbating.

940
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 1: This is last year. I started masturbating and making I

941
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: was masturbating my sleep. This is very common for me.

942
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:19,799
Speaker 1: This is actually a reason that sometimes when I come

943
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: to Orlando, I don't like to sleep in the bed

944
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 1: with my mom. But I started masturbating and I wake

945
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 1: up to dick because I'm playing with my posting, and

946
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: it was it was sexy, right, But I was masturbating

947
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: thinking about another nick and then like I started sucking,

948
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, I've literally been

949
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 1: sitting here, like what if I said a name. So

950
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 1: the morning I wake up, he's like talking about how

951
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 1: sexy it was that he caught me in the middle

952
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 1: of a dream. I was like, oh yeah, Like I

953
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 1: still was into Like it's not like I was thinking

954
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 1: about the person. But if he asked you who it was,

955
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: just say celebrity, just celebrity, just a lie, It's okay,

956
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 1: it's remember he asked me, like, what were you dreaming about?

957
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: I was like, I did be like Denzel, you know,

958
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 1: I was watching that movie Denzel. Don't sound like a lot.

959
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,359
Speaker 1: I feel like Denzel have been in my dreams because

960
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 1: I really like watching Denzel movies. By the way, y'all,

961
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: I told you all my nigga's oh I call him

962
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: a baby boomer, but he really Also he's been getting

963
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 1: me to watch he old bitch he he owned, yes,

964
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: but closer to in the middle. But anyway, like he's

965
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 1: been getting me to watch these older movies. And he

966
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,879
Speaker 1: knows I like Denzel so much, so we like laid

967
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 1: in bed. He feels like, you know, what's an older movie?

968
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 1: Devil in a Red Dress or Devil in a Blue Dress?

969
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: Whatever it was. We went through all the goddamn streaming

970
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: platforms to find it. But it was a really good movie.

971
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,839
Speaker 1: And I was like, damn, Denzel really looked the same

972
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: for the last thirty years. I'm like, ship that nigga

973
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: looked the guy damn same. Whenever I want to watch

974
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: an old movie, I end up having to pay three

975
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 1: dollars on YouTube. Yeah, I hate that. If you if

976
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: you well, specifically, a lot of the black cinema and

977
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 1: thing is like that, Like you can find a lot

978
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 1: of them and shout out to Netflix. Now, um Strong

979
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: Black Leaders has updated like a lot with Netflix and

980
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 1: a lot of black sitcoms and movies and shows. They

981
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:13,240
Speaker 1: know exactly My stock with Netflix jump when they announced Mosha,

982
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: and I was like, we have influence population maybe thirteen

983
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: and a half. And I think it's number three trending

984
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 1: on on Netflix right now. Um. Outside of the show,

985
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 1: I'm watching Umbrella Academy, which I really like. But y'all know,

986
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 1: I like Superpower Girl, like sci fi ship. I really

987
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 1: like Umbrella. I don't Billboard. It's good, the ship is good.

988
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: She is good. All right, So, um, what else we're

989
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: gonna talk about? Brought it up earlier on in the

990
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: show before we get on out of here. We got

991
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 1: a couple of momentutes left. Um, So Carol Baskin's you

992
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 1: guys may know hurt from the Netflix show Tiger King

993
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: really as a whole episode about Tiger King on for

994
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: fact sake, math, she's sucking psycho. Sure she killed her

995
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 1: and gay, but that show is gods. But let me

996
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 1: tell y'all why she is now in the news, and

997
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:04,879
Speaker 1: y'all will not motherfucking believe it. Carol Baskin is mad,

998
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: like the rest of the world, including many politicians at

999
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:12,800
Speaker 1: the Whop video. Why you may ask because she feels

1000
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 1: as though they are exploiting big cats. Hold on, I

1001
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: honest to god, I thought you were going to say

1002
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,360
Speaker 1: because his the vanilla shod. I was like, how are

1003
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 1: that relatorribal decisions? But his family this was something new

1004
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 1: to happen. It has a hundred thousand dollar reward the

1005
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: guy that we think she killed her husband. They just

1006
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: started this reward and she says it's for publicity, So

1007
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 1: I thought that was the vanilla ship you're doing. Excuse me.

1008
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 1: Ba Batkin said that the worst part is that the

1009
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: video further emphasizes the idea that tigers and other big

1010
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: cats are both acceptable and desirable pets. Please tell me

1011
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 1: have a clip of her same cats and now it

1012
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: says that makes every ignorant follower wants to imitate by

1013
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 1: doing the same. After tigers are too old for pay

1014
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 1: to play sessions by people like Joe ex Ootic, they

1015
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: become a liability instead of an asset. She continued, Well,

1016
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 1: I think most are destroyed behind closed gates at that point.

1017
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: Some end up being given away to people who wants

1018
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 1: to have a tiger to show off. Either way, it's

1019
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: always abusive to the cat. So she has a huge

1020
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 1: problem with the fact Cardi did motherfucking respond because Cardi's Cardi,

1021
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 1: And she said, she said, Carol, you think you a

1022
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: slick bitch about to start a go fund Me account

1023
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 1: for Joe. He shall be free. So I just thought

1024
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 1: it was funny Carol Bassing coming out acting like them.

1025
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,359
Speaker 1: Dressing up in lever print is an issue, as if

1026
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 1: the whole motherfucking dot, this whole didn't have cat print

1027
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 1: on her motherfucking shuts the whole. Goddamn sure, can we

1028
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 1: have a conversation quickly about how fucking stupid this bitch is.

1029
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: Let's do it. In this show, we watch her complain

1030
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: about animals being caged, and then they show her big

1031
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:58,320
Speaker 1: cat farm whatever you call it, where they are caged.

1032
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: And I'm just a little bit confused because but you

1033
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 1: don't have them in the wild either, so there behind cages?

1034
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 1: The fuck? What the fund you profit? Excuse me? Your

1035
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: nonprofit profits off of education by showing any zoo any

1036
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: like animal farm is an educational tool. That's how I

1037
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: legalize it. And you have the nerve to call my

1038
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: niggad Joe abusive to animals? He was, he was toxic

1039
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 1: he ain't none of it. He was toxic. But I

1040
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 1: would like to say, maybe he ain't killed nobody and

1041
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 1: you killed he killed them lions, but if they were old, No, Bro, No, No,

1042
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,320
Speaker 1: I don't know, because I don't think animals should suffer.

1043
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 1: Like if my dog was suffering, I would kill my dog,

1044
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: and I mean euthanize it. You know what I'm saying.

1045
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,840
Speaker 1: Like I just I'm a firm believer in like I

1046
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 1: just don't see. That is one thing I'll at least say.

1047
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: I don't think animals should just suffer and be in

1048
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: pain until whenever, like I think that like some animals.

1049
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: Then that's why I really wonder because they kept talking

1050
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 1: about how he was killing the lions. Now, if he

1051
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:03,840
Speaker 1: was killing the lions because they were too old to

1052
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 1: be like in the shows, that's fucked up. But if

1053
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: he was killing them because they were apparently he was

1054
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 1: also killing them to make more space for newer baby lions.

1055
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: Hope that's not true. That's what they said, Bro. Even

1056
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 1: Benson his agreeing. Bro, that's what they was saying. That's

1057
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,760
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. He ain't our nigga. Joe was toxic.

1058
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: Carol toxic and a gay throuffle, Why did he have

1059
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: to do this? And then what didn't he kind of

1060
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: it was kind of suss how his little partner died too,

1061
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 1: so we all listen. No, no, no, he didn't nothing

1062
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 1: to do it. She shot himself, probably watched it on camera,

1063
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 1: probably put him through hill. Joe was being an awful person.

1064
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 1: He was on drugs, so that we could say blame

1065
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,920
Speaker 1: that on Joe, because really they were sucking dick for

1066
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:49,360
Speaker 1: math because they all said they weren't gay. That's what

1067
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: killed me. Let me tell you math. I also but

1068
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,919
Speaker 1: you gotta be like, you know what, Dick ain't that bad?

1069
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 1: We just heard you say on the last episode. Jer

1070
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 1: Man was like, know how you can like Dick? Imagine

1071
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 1: that being so good. You're like, I'm going it's coke.

1072
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 1: It's we'd like a lot of people do a lot

1073
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 1: of things for drugs, period. I do also want to say, um,

1074
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:15,760
Speaker 1: not only did everyone like from politicians clearly Carol Baskins,

1075
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,879
Speaker 1: a lot of you misogynistic men that have an issue

1076
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 1: with the wop song. Um. I went to the nude

1077
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 1: beach with my partner and we're setting up and he

1078
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 1: goes to play and of course what is on? Because

1079
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: what came out and we're listening to it and we

1080
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:30,760
Speaker 1: had a whole conversation about it, and the park ranger

1081
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 1: comes up to us. It tells us to turn the

1082
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 1: song and switch it and I'm like, it's the number

1083
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,720
Speaker 1: one song in the country. It's even playing on the radio.

1084
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 1: Are you serious? And he was like, well, there's families

1085
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 1: around here, and they have an edited version on the radio,

1086
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: and he just goes into saying like that there's families.

1087
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,440
Speaker 1: And I just find it crazy because we go to

1088
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:51,920
Speaker 1: the to the motherfucking beach and the play R and

1089
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: B hip hop fifty, We play the old school Ship,

1090
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: we play a lot of toxic ship from men and

1091
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 1: it's oh yeah, a good bitch, the whatever, and you

1092
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: coming to me mad at Meg and Cardi rapping up.

1093
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 1: They just listened to the Sweetheart at a Nude beach.

1094
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 1: WHI there's dick and Pussy's sling it. I don't know,

1095
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: so fuck you rangers at the goddamn I remember thinking

1096
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: how funked up it was, like, so I love pop smoke,

1097
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 1: this is all I listened to my goddamn First off,

1098
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,920
Speaker 1: the fact that we allowed him to just come out

1099
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:28,959
Speaker 1: and be like, I don't want to say to our word,

1100
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 1: but we we've seen that song and he said our

1101
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 1: word and we're like, okay, I know y'all know the

1102
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: pop Smoke song Where's word? I don't want to say

1103
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:44,320
Speaker 1: the word you gotta do. Anybody got a trouble for

1104
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 1: saying the hard word? So I love pop smoke. Um.

1105
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:48,800
Speaker 1: A lot of rappers that we I listened to have

1106
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:52,480
Speaker 1: said the effort, including like Megoes and whatever, so like

1107
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 1: a lot even and y'all know I stand J Coole.

1108
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 1: J Cole has definitely said the effort. Well, I haven't

1109
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 1: been that much of an activist to put them off

1110
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 1: for that yet. However, I just want to mention I

1111
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 1: was listening to these lyrics today and it's not so vulgar,

1112
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:07,439
Speaker 1: but it's so fucked up towards women that I feel

1113
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 1: like it's hilarious that niggles are mad about a song

1114
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 1: about sex. In Sweetheart, it was what is his name?

1115
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 1: Fibio four? In Fibio Okay, he says, who is alive?

1116
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 1: By the one I fuck? I make it hurt, do

1117
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 1: whatever works. You're a bitch getting money, you better digging

1118
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:27,279
Speaker 1: her purse. I'll take whatever she's worth. You're telling me

1119
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: that that is not that bad. But we're fucking listening

1120
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 1: to and you know what's fucked up about it. I've

1121
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 1: been listening to a beat so hard this is when

1122
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 1: it comes on. I don't even realize I'm sucking and

1123
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:44,959
Speaker 1: going out purst. It's awful, it's fucked up. But the fact,

1124
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,320
Speaker 1: the fact that the fact that people are mad about

1125
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 1: a woman just saying she wants you to reach the

1126
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:55,319
Speaker 1: dangly thing in the back of her dare he does

1127
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,799
Speaker 1: not want to reach it? That is anatomy. What's wrong

1128
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 1: with you? Science? Claud cant porn every day. They can't

1129
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,840
Speaker 1: date a porn start they paid to go to this

1130
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:06,280
Speaker 1: strip club. I don't want no strip or home. Shut

1131
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 1: the fuck up. I'm so sorry that if you're hear

1132
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:13,239
Speaker 1: it through this sweet but I am exhausted with y'all.

1133
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:19,359
Speaker 1: Oh my god, shut the fuck ah, let's go. Are

1134
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 1: you done? Yeah you finished? Are you done? I'm upset.

1135
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 1: I want you just want to be sure. Well we

1136
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 1: are getting out of your guys. Um, we don't have

1137
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 1: time for homemail, but eventually we're gonna get to this

1138
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,439
Speaker 1: homemail that apparently we're just never gonna get to but guys,

1139
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 1: if you have a homemail, send it into us. That's

1140
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 1: horrible decisions at gmail dot com. Um, thank all of

1141
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 1: you guys for supporting us. For those of you who

1142
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 1: listen on Apple Podcast, Subscribe, rate Review, also listen to

1143
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 1: us on Spotify and wherever you listen to us. Also

1144
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 1: we are on YouTube. Um, we're gonna work on get

1145
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 1: in this, y'all close to the day we drop, We're

1146
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 1: gonna work on it. But guys, we are on YouTube

1147
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: and a lot of y'all say that y'all love to

1148
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 1: see our reactions. We have great and if people haven't

1149
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 1: watched us on YouTube players because bitch, you know what

1150
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:04,359
Speaker 1: I mean. Hey to you, you YouTuber watching this right

1151
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,919
Speaker 1: now and you and you you're gonna love me because

1152
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 1: I put makeup on today and bitch, I put lashes

1153
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 1: because really this one only got one more like um

1154
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:14,800
Speaker 1: of my individual lash. And I was like, bitch, I

1155
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: can't come in with one lash and a full slash.

1156
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: But I'm getting my lashes done in l at. I

1157
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: literally wore an old T shirt and no underwear. Yeah,

1158
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 1: I'm getting my lashes redumber not to like in the

1159
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 1: l A. So they've fallen out and I can't get

1160
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:26,439
Speaker 1: them redone so I look him as But anyways, y'all,

1161
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 1: shout out to to all you ladies that were strip lashes.

1162
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 1: This ship is difficult. This ship took me some time. Um,

1163
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 1: so shout out to you bitches for really, you know,

1164
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: sticking true to those strip lashes. Because if I would

1165
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: have started wearing things like that, like eyelashes and like

1166
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 1: this ship, my my finger was ticking to my eyelid,

1167
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 1: but I had to keep the lash down. The ship

1168
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 1: was hard. I ain't gonna hold you, but shout out

1169
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 1: to all of y'all. Also, we're gonna leave you with

1170
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 1: a five minute bonus clip from our Patreon. If you

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00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 1: you with I find in a clip. Thank you for

1177
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 1: listening to another episode of or Decisions. Although I don't

1178
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 1: be riding, I thought of the Amazon position hop on top.

1179
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 1: I want to ride. I do keegel while it's inside,

1180
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,439
Speaker 1: spit in my mouth, licking my eyes. This pussy is wet.

1181
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 1: Come take a dad, tie me up like I'm surprised.

1182
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 1: Let's role play. I'll wear a disguise and here's my

1183
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:35,600
Speaker 1: favorite part. I want you to park that big mag

1184
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: truck riding this little garage. Okay, this puts the little

1185
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:44,040
Speaker 1: in yo dick is big. My favorite Cardy line. What

1186
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 1: I want a gag I want to show. I want

1187
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 1: you to touch that little dagny thing that's swinging it

1188
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 1: back in my throat. That was That was cute lyrics.

1189
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 1: I do like Cardis shoot funny because I actually prefer

1190
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 1: Meg's album to anything. Do yeah for this song CARTI

1191
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 1: by Audi it, but Mike Cardis her words. Like when

1192
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:05,760
Speaker 1: she talked about like um switching a wig to make

1193
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 1: it feel like he's cheating, I was like, right, I listen,

1194
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 1: y'all know I got this whole new haircut. I don't

1195
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 1: told my nigga he's taking a new bitch. I'm a

1196
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 1: new I'm a new bitch. I just went from dreads

1197
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: to a motherfucking wig to a motherfucking slip back to

1198
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 1: a motherfucking pixie funk with me. Anyways, while speaking on

1199
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:31,520
Speaker 1: what that's pussy. Um, we've talked multiple times about this,

1200
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:33,440
Speaker 1: wheezy if you want to click the link I gave you.

1201
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 1: So there's actually six different reasons as to not only

1202
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:42,440
Speaker 1: why you're pussy maybe dry, but how to resolve that problem.

1203
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 1: So this comes from busting it was so dry, pussy

1204
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 1: shaming America that ship. So basically, if I have vaginal dryness,

1205
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 1: I can't beat down with CARDI. What's crazy too, is

1206
00:59:57,080 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 1: I've spoke just so recently like I felt like, literally

1207
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 1: like my pussy was going through a little bit of

1208
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 1: a dry spell. I know it was if it was

1209
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:07,440
Speaker 1: my air conditioner, it was if it was the amount

1210
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 1: of liquor intake I was doing, because we talked about

1211
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 1: whiskey clits and how liquor can also affect you. Um,

1212
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 1: and actually too, just with this pandemic stress is also

1213
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:20,400
Speaker 1: one of the reasons. So I'll read the first one, um,

1214
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 1: and this is some science ship, but you know, I'm

1215
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 1: sure it makes sense. So one of the reasons why

1216
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 1: your vagina maybe dry is due to low estrogen levels.

1217
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 1: So typically the walls of your vagina are constantly lubricated

1218
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 1: by lynn A thin layer of liquid thanks to the

1219
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 1: hormone estrogen. Estrogen dips during pre menopause and after menopause,

1220
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 1: which is why so many people experience vaginal dryness during

1221
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 1: that time of life. Um so. Other reasons why your

1222
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:57,320
Speaker 1: estrogen may be low includes birth control, breastfeeding, chemotherapy, and

1223
01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:01,840
Speaker 1: smoking cigarettes. Um so of words, if you want to,

1224
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 1: you know, maybe boost your estrogen levels, you can maybe

1225
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 1: take a progress progestion only protestant whatever. Yeah. For birth control,

1226
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:19,920
Speaker 1: you can maybe limit your cigarette smoking of course. Um

1227
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 1: that's interesting. One of my home grails told me that

1228
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 1: she thinks her weed smoke made her pussy dry. Well,

1229
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:29,040
Speaker 1: I mean ship weed smoking weed makes my mouth dry,

1230
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:32,200
Speaker 1: so it would make sense it's a fucking damp part

1231
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:35,520
Speaker 1: of your body. Well she I really like the second

1232
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 1: one because it's super basic. It says medications caused actional brightness,

1233
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 1: but they're talking about anahistamine, so it's like and uh,

1234
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 1: they say medications, some asthma medications. But that's pretty interesting

1235
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:52,800
Speaker 1: because we all take these things and never think about it.

1236
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:56,120
Speaker 1: So band damn, I gotta hangover and a dry ship

1237
01:01:57,360 --> 01:02:02,120
Speaker 1: Well maybe that what does BC powder count? But it

1238
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 1: didn't detail it man, day, I'm not a fucking doctor. Look, Okay.

1239
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:09,520
Speaker 1: So the next one, y'all is Shogun's show Grin's syndrome.

1240
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 1: This is actually an autoimmune disorder that causes your immune

1241
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 1: system to attack your moisture making glands. So honestly, if

1242
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 1: you're one of those people who are like, oh I'm

1243
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:25,479
Speaker 1: lucky I never sweat or or or or my skin

1244
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 1: isn't oily, um, this also could be why your pussy

1245
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:33,040
Speaker 1: is dry. Like if you see that you are someone

1246
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:37,480
Speaker 1: with dry glands and you don't um have moisture in

1247
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 1: your body often this could actually it seems like one

1248
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 1: of these things that you google and you're like on

1249
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 1: not Wikipedia, web MD, and you're like, wow, I have it,

1250
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:49,160
Speaker 1: Like I get really get cold at night and I

1251
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 1: googled it and I fucking told this naked. I think

1252
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 1: I got ray nods disease. He's like, bit, you sound

1253
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,240
Speaker 1: like a ray no right now, Like, what the are

1254
01:02:56,240 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 1: you talking about? I think I got everything that I google. Okay.

1255
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 1: The fourth one I see is irritants, harsh chemicals that

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01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 1: could be irritating your vagina And mainly did you stew

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01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:12,480
Speaker 1: pH Patty has been trying to tell y'all host stop

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01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:15,680
Speaker 1: putting so open your pussy. Stop using your soaps in

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01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 1: your pussy. Everyone knows their self cleaning ovens. I think

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01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:22,400
Speaker 1: my pussy is like amazing after my period, actually, just

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01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:26,000
Speaker 1: because all the junk came out of it and it's

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01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 1: just fucking great. Like specifically, two days after, right when

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Speaker 1: I'm about to ovulate, my pussy is just wow, It's

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01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 1: like a one aquafina. But I also love the smell

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Speaker 1: of my pussy.