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Speaker 1: So, Michael, honey, if you're listening, welcome to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's time, and don't forget to follow the podcast too.

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Speaker 2: All right, the show starts now.

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Speaker 3: If you're like most Americans, unless your name is Brooke Fox,

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Speaker 2: It's morning.

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Speaker 3: But apparently a large chunk of this country has a

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Speaker 2: Oh, is it to get out of debt? No, that's

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Speaker 3: That's that's not really a plan. Their plan involves going

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Speaker 3: on the show Shark Tank.

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Speaker 2: Oh everybody wants to be an entrepreneur. I love that show.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so fun.

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Speaker 3: A new poll found one out of every three Americans

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Speaker 3: believe they have a brilliant idea that's never been thought

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Speaker 2: H Free, you do not give up on your dream.

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Speaker 2: Look at the Snuggie man.

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Speaker 1: The snugger made that guy so much money, And what

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Speaker 3: It could be like a business or a restaurant that

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Speaker 2: Let's go back to your video rental on VHS.

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Speaker 3: Or a secret crypto coin server mind that they want

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Speaker 2: How do you do it off the grid?

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Speaker 3: I'm not telling you. I'm not gonna help you Brooke

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Speaker 3: financially good off enough. But even if they're quote play

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Speaker 4: It's in my bones. I have a watery bone.

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Speaker 5: It's a specific.

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Speaker 1: Yo, right now, I'm pretty sure that's not why anyone

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Speaker 6: On vacation all the time because I'm like, someday this

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Speaker 3: Not surprisingly, the survey found men are more likely than

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Speaker 3: one day. Absolutely Luckily for me, I'm not confident about

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 3: In fact, I'll probably scream as soon as Jake starts talking.

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Speaker 3: So let's find out last Friday.

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Speaker 5: I should have expected that last Friday at this time,

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Speaker 5: because I asked the room about simple Olympic trivia, and

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Speaker 2: You suck.

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Speaker 5: That's right. The only west going to answer right was Alexis,

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Speaker 5: and she struggles to find America on a map, and

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna give you all one more chance to prove

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Speaker 5: Waite, Sean White. Question that's correct? I wasn't sure if

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Speaker 2: Is Mark Spitz?

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Speaker 1: Do you?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what year a Beijing two thousand and eight,

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Speaker 4: That's a good one.

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Speaker 5: How about Lance Armstrong? Lance Armstrong? Incorrect time period? He's

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Speaker 1: Michael Felts, thousand and eight would be too early.

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Speaker 4: He started young?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna overthink this, Okay.

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Speaker 6: So, like, nineteen ninety five was a huge year in

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Speaker 4: Six or ninety eight.

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Speaker 3: This may be off topic, but I've been wondering, is

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Speaker 2: Big nick I think she's doing a commentator.

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Speaker 3: Should be DJing the entire effect.

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Speaker 5: Jose said nineteen ninety six. That is incorrect. I was

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Speaker 4: It was off already, Okay, there feels blarry Birds still play.

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Speaker 5: I gotta be yea so Brooke and Jose have gotten

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Speaker 5: Alexis doesn't win.

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Speaker 4: Just immediately over again.

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Speaker 9: Please.

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Speaker 2: I'm not know another answer. She's Simone Biles.

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Speaker 1: Of the.

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Speaker 5: Jeff, I needed number one through twenty give me number nineteen,

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Speaker 3: I was kind of busy in twenty twenty.

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Speaker 5: Was there something thing that happened that year?

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Speaker 3: Things were going on, and I wasn't so concerned about

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Speaker 2: We didn't have it. In twenty twenty. We got moved.

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Speaker 5: I did your finger quotes twenty twenty Olympics.

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Speaker 4: When I got moved.

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Speaker 5: They happened in twenty twenty.

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Speaker 4: One, but they didn't move locations.

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Speaker 3: For a whole year, I wasn't paying attention and Alison Felix,

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Speaker 3: It was like Brazil, Rio Dejaneira, we have.

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Speaker 2: Gone over this, eating this quite doable.

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Speaker 5: Okay, is this your final answer? Rio?

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Speaker 3: Just give me Rio Rio de Janeiro incorrect.

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Speaker 5: Twenty one Olympics happened in Tokyo, Japan, and that means

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Speaker 5: again Alexis has won this edition of twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 3: Well, we're all disappointing to each other, and Alexis is

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Speaker 2: Okay, will you all disappointed me? But jeff the most

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Speaker 2: again again? But stop disappleating me again?

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Speaker 3: I got your phone tap coming up in just a

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Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: There's been some controversy in studio. It's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: you Wouldn't Dare Summer Games series, and the other day

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Speaker 10: There was an email that said I'm not next, jose

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Speaker 3: We got to abide by the rules.

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Speaker 3: But I spoke with the judges, and this week we

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Speaker 3: you won't believe who has to go?

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Speaker 4: What's that?

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Speaker 9: What is that?

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Speaker 3: Let's Ashton? Why are you getting closer to the microphone

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Speaker 3: a freaking way? This is happening, Jeff, I volunteer myself.

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Speaker 4: As I don't even know if that's allowed.

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Speaker 5: Well, I don't care. Brooke has had to put up

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Do you you realize who you're talking to here? Only

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Speaker 3: the fourth most popular person on this morning show.

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Speaker 11: How dare you You're saying you think Alexis is more

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Speaker 3: I don't care if all of the listeners surveys confirm

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Speaker 3: What exactly do you want from this?

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Speaker 5: Okay? Well daring brooks Rochambeau Burger Biathlon.

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Speaker 12: Uh huh.

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Speaker 5: If she loses in the first.

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Speaker 13: Three rounds, not only will I eat that burger, I'll

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Speaker 13: eat it covered in Melinda's ghost pepper hot shock.

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Speaker 3: You don't have to do that.

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Speaker 9: I do.

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Speaker 3: He tried to double your views from your Taco bell

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Speaker 9: Up to eight.

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Speaker 2: I'm not afraid, dude.

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Speaker 3: I guess you heard it here first. This week's Rose

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Speaker 3: Shamburger Biathlon is going down Thursday on our social media

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Speaker 3: a Brook and Jeffrey and our three fingered technical director

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Speaker 3: Ashton might be eating three burgers with Melinda's ghost pepper

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Speaker 2: I will win for you, Ashton. You take a single bite.

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Speaker 3: And we just cut your healthcare benefits this week. It's

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Speaker 3: too bad the Laser Stories is coming up. It's the

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Speaker 3: radio segment that's just been named the promoter of a

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Speaker 14: pounds of ketamine in both liquid and powdered form, nearly

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Speaker 11: Right, more drugs connection everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this has got to know he didn't learn his lesson.

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Speaker 2: He just didn't realize.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the traveler was arrested a second time and is

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Speaker 3: This next lazer stories out of Chile. Mateo Gonzalez worked

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Speaker 3: So his monthly salary was about five hundred and thirty dollars.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: But when he checked his bank account on payday recently,

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, what a mirror.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go. He got a raise.

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Speaker 3: That's more money than Mateo had seen in his entire life. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: Almost anybody in the world would say that they've never

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Speaker 3: You want, And even he knew it must have been

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Speaker 1: Good guy on the cold company doesn't care about you.

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Speaker 3: The news quickly made it up to the big bosses,

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Speaker 2: Buzz killed Jeff.

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Speaker 4: I hope we at least told him the wrong number.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I got one hundred thousand, seventy fives.

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Speaker 2: Like, can they give him a reward or something.

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Speaker 3: He agreed to go to his bank first thing in

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Speaker 5: Wait a minute.

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Speaker 3: Around noon, management realized they hadn't gotten the money back yet,

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Speaker 3: he'd simply just slept in and that's why he onto

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Speaker 5: Yet it's two.

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Speaker 4: O'clock, Mateo. Yeah, let's get off.

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Speaker 3: But what really was happening behind the scenes? Mateo needed

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Speaker 3: since then police have gotten involved, so there's now a

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Speaker 2: Because who is it rooting for, Matteo? Yeah, future money.

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Speaker 2: These aren't really searching.

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Speaker 15: But they're like, yeah, yeah, steal from the company.

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Speaker 4: This company, I would in a hard come on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a cold cut company, even though they're not

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Speaker 4: Come on.

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Speaker 3: This next Lazer story is out of gen Alpha nations.

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Speaker 3: If you have kids, or you know kids, or you're

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Speaker 3: then you might know this phrase. Skibbety toilet.

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I feel like you've heard it correctly.

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Speaker 3: Skibbity Toilet is the insanely viral web series that started

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Speaker 2: This would be right.

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Speaker 1: My son's alley is.

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Speaker 3: It is weird, very very weird, and jen Alpha cannot

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Speaker 3: get enough of it?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Is there a humor gonna get even worse? They love

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Speaker 3: It's become an Internet meme as well. That's spread across

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Speaker 3: Famous Transformers director Michael Bay is going to be directing

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Speaker 3: the new TV and film treatment of Skivity Toilets. I'm

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Speaker 3: not lying. Michael Bay is now on the project.

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Speaker 4: I still don't believe you.

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Speaker 3: It says that new data analysis made it clear the

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Speaker 3: So the general public better be ready because skibbety is

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Speaker 1: This is going to be one of those newsreels like

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Speaker 1: when they first introduced the Internet, where we play it

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Speaker 2: Skimvity is everything.

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Speaker 6: Skimmity Toilet's like the next Marvel Universe. Yeah, how did

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Speaker 6: we ever question skimmity toyl do we call.

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Speaker 2: It st for short or no? That's okay?

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Speaker 3: Okay, This next laser story is out of coffee corner?

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Speaker 3: Is this money saving hack on fickle or just brilliant?

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Speaker 3: Instead of paying three dollars to buy your kid cake

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Speaker 3: pop deserted Starbucks, Yeah, just ask for a free pup cup.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna let your kid lake whipped cream out of

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Speaker 1: Actually, now that I set it out loud, my kids

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Speaker 16: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So the pup cup is not on their menu, but

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Speaker 3: they will give you a cup of whipped cream if

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Speaker 17: Oh my god, it's get My kids would love it.

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Speaker 3: After that, when viral, a poll was done by a

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Speaker 3: were asked if it's an acceptable hack or not. Some

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Speaker 1: So why is it okay if you give it to

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Speaker 4: Like, what is it one cent for a well?

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Speaker 3: According to a statement on it from Starbucks. People are right.

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Speaker 3: You don't even need to lie about it. Quote. We

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Speaker 2: Those kids hooked early, all right for.

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Speaker 3: A trillion dollar corporation, and this will not even affect

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Speaker 3: thanks a lot of Starbucks. But to take the fun

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Speaker 3: out of secretly stealing from you. Now, nobody's gonna want

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Speaker 3: to do it. Okay, I'm at almost no one is

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Speaker 3: gonna want to do it. This guy is all over

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Speaker 3: the pup cup. In fact, you probably want to throw

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Speaker 3: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: You know that anxious feeling where you hesitate right before

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, no, that's not just me eye yeah.

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Speaker 3: Or when you debate how badly do you really want

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Speaker 4: You're committed.

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Speaker 1: I know it's so hard to get out of those

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Speaker 3: Brook has a hard time clipping out of the pedals.

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Speaker 4: You're stuck in the bike.

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Speaker 3: But you hesitate because you know that you're about to

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Speaker 3: us here for our next segment, because we know we're

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Speaker 11: I clip right now, let me no, we gotta do it,

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Speaker 11: so mentally prepare yourself for the ultimate awkward because I'm

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Speaker 11: brand new loser line right after this.

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Speaker 7: You, is this the right number? It's the loser line.

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Speaker 3: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 3: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 10: Hey, girl, you don't know me, but I wish I

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Speaker 10: could be your coronary artery.

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Speaker 3: That way, I could be wrapped around your heart forever.

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Speaker 3: No, it's a harty, yeah, a hearty after he says that,

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Speaker 3: take the calculator out of his front pocket and type

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Speaker 3: he leaves you an awkward voicemail that we could play

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Speaker 3: on the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Hey, it's mean me.

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Speaker 13: So look, I'm pretty sure it was you the other

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Speaker 13: you were punking your horn as you drove by. That

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Speaker 13: that was me. So, but I wanted to call because

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Speaker 13: it's not like court mandated or anything like you know

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Speaker 13: how I talked to you about before how I got

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Speaker 13: I love it. I really I'm doing doing the good

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I assume he's talking about picking up trash

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Speaker 1: I assume she totally didn't notice the big white.

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Speaker 2: Bus that.

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Speaker 3: I believe. It's totally not court mandated. Yeah, people do

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Speaker 3: mixed in with the right. But on the weekends, I'm like,

452
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Speaker 3: what do you want to do, guys, you want to

453
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Speaker 3: go to the bar or do you want to pick

454
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Speaker 3: up trash off the side of.

455
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Speaker 8: We're going to do it next message.

456
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Speaker 17: So, Kyle, you're not gonna believe this, but I'm kind

457
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,919
Speaker 17: of up in a tree right now. It's actually the

458
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Speaker 17: one right outside your place. He goes, uh, I kind

459
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:33,440
Speaker 17: of followed you home, but I think I know which

460
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,479
Speaker 17: apartment you're in because I saw the light go on

461
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 17: right after you walked through the front door.

462
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Speaker 18: So that's why that's why I think it's your apartment.

463
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Speaker 18: And I was I'm kind of hoping you.

464
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Speaker 8: Could go to your window.

465
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Speaker 17: And and you'll see me out here on the branch

466
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Speaker 17: smiling at you. And maybe it would be like a funny.

467
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Speaker 18: Story, right, because you know.

468
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Speaker 12: Like I I don't know.

469
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 8: I was hoping you would think it was kind.

470
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 18: Of sweet and and not like hurry or anything.

471
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,640
Speaker 17: But I don't know if it's coming across that way.

472
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 18: But I'm not really sure how to get down. So

473
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Speaker 18: I'm really really glad I got your number because could

474
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 18: you could you come outside and like help me get

475
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Speaker 18: down and then maybe we.

476
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Speaker 2: Could just laugh about this.

477
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Speaker 18: Yeah, I'll be right here, help me.

478
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,679
Speaker 3: She was picturing this woman five feet from the guy's

479
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 3: apartment window, just like smiling like I'm here.

480
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Speaker 4: Don't think she was really stuck or is that just

481
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,439
Speaker 4: brilliant to get him?

482
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 1: That girl sounded like realization had stepped in and she

483
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: thought it was a great idea until she got out.

484
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Speaker 2: On the branch. It was like, wait a minute, there's

485
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Speaker 2: some regret that just said it. Hopefully she met a

486
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 2: hot firefighter who did have to come. You know that

487
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:02,719
Speaker 2: is a tactic.

488
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought about the Well, the good news is

489
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 3: she did call back. Oh she did, so hopefully we'll

490
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Speaker 3: find out if she's safe.

491
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 12: Now.

492
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 17: Hell, Kyle, I think I can strut my underwear on

493
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 17: a tree branch can you come help me?

494
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:23,919
Speaker 4: She ripped her underwear on a tree, but.

495
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 2: She left it. How is that getting caught?

496
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know.

497
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Speaker 6: Again, I don't know if she's actually stuck or if

498
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 6: this is some kind.

499
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 2: Of luring to actic I see.

500
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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, God, How long do you think she

501
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 3: was actually up there?

502
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 4: I have no idea.

503
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 2: Long enough to cause concern.

504
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she might still be up there right now.

505
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Speaker 1: If someone who's a woman in a tree just called

506
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Speaker 1: nine on the.

507
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 4: Bone is definitely dead, yeah, or.

508
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Speaker 1: She adopted a new family and is living with birds.

509
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 3: Uh there from.

510
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Speaker 9: The road tavern last night. I'm just getting back to

511
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 9: you on the you know, the proposition, the you know

512
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 9: from the other night. I'm sorry. I've never been like

513
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 9: a sugar dad before.

514
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,120
Speaker 8: I uh, I'm sorry.

515
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 9: I don't know if I'm saying it right as a

516
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 9: sugar pop.

517
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Speaker 5: I don't.

518
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 9: I don't remember exactly what you called it, but I

519
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 9: thought about it, you know, keeping it one hundred like

520
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 9: with my back problems. It sounds like it could be, honestly,

521
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 9: like more trouble than it's worth. And I uh, don't

522
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 9: get me wrong, like I want to bring you to

523
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Speaker 9: the bawling alley. So like my friends can see. I

524
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 9: don't know if they believe me. So you, like you

525
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 9: could go to the pharmacy and back and maybe you

526
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 9: could pick up my prescription. That's cool. I can get

527
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 9: you like my data perth.

528
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 3: And all that, and like does that sound fun?

529
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 8: Next?

530
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 2: Does that sound fun?

531
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Speaker 6: Sugar pop is so Fritch's like sugar Grandpa.

532
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 2: I love that she trolled them, like, I mean, honestly,

533
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 2: she had no plans. She's like totally you gug.

534
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Speaker 9: Yeah.

535
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 3: If I'm that girl, I would be living in regret

536
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 3: right now. That sounds like the easiest sugar daddy job

537
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 3: of all time. I have to do is go pick

538
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 3: up his meds and go to the bowling alley once

539
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 3: a week. You don't have to do anything physical.

540
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 2: Men rich enough to be a sugar daddy don't go

541
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Speaker 2: to the bowling alley.

542
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 3: Jeff No, yeah, oh where did they go?

543
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 16: Brook?

544
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 5: I don't know.

545
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 2: But they have a yacht. They have something else. Something

546
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 2: else is happening.

547
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 4: The bowling alley. It's just downstairs.

548
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, in their own home. That could be the

549
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,119
Speaker 3: biggest regret though of the year. We hear on the

550
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,439
Speaker 3: loser line. Remember you can listen to it regularly at

551
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 3: this time every week, and make sure you subscribe to

552
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 3: the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok Patri. You can hear your

553
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 3: favorite loser lines and much much more. Right there, we're

554
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 3: gonna do a phone.

555
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 7: Talent brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

556
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,919
Speaker 3: One of our listeners asked us to prank his wife

557
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,879
Speaker 3: because she's been bragging to all their friends about this

558
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 3: incredible deal that she got on a cruise package, and

559
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 3: so her husband thought it might be funny to call

560
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 3: and reveal the real reason this particular cruise ship is

561
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 3: offering such an affordable rate. Then afterwards we'll find out

562
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 3: if she's still as thrilled as she was before.

563
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 11: In your phone tap right now?

564
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,639
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, May I speak with Hope? Please?

565
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 8: This is Hope. How can we help you?

566
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 12: Hi?

567
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 3: This is Chip Chip Hotele from PRIs Cruises.

568
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 8: Hi Chip, Hi, I.

569
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 3: See you'll be sailing the Seven Seas with us next weekend.

570
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, very exciting.

571
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 3: I'm the cruise director, so nice to meet you.

572
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 8: Nice to meet you.

573
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 3: It says here that you and your husband, Parker have

574
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 3: booked an economy cabin with us for the voyage. Yes, yes,

575
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 3: that's great, and they probably already told you that this

576
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 3: is a special cruise, which is why you got such

577
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 3: a screaming deal on that price.

578
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 8: Special. I'm not sure I understand what you mean by that.

579
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 3: So in terms of outfits that you're going to be bringing,

580
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 3: we just need you to have at least two black

581
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 3: dresses or suits, you know for your husband, and will

582
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 3: be good to go.

583
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 8: Why what's the name for these Outsits.

584
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 3: Well, for the ceremony when we do the burials at sea.

585
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 3: Excuse me, Yeah, that was in the fine print of

586
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 3: that ad that we put out. You signed up for it.

587
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 8: I don't recall it. Who's getting buried?

588
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 3: I mean, there's too many names to list, but this

589
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 3: is a special burial at sea crews, so in half

590
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 3: of the cabins will be occupied by the living such

591
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 3: as yourself, and half by the ones who have passed.

592
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 8: Oh my, you mean we're going to be on a

593
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 8: boat with dead bodies.

594
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 3: I mean, I wouldn't even think about that. For the

595
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 3: most part, it's just a totally normal cruise. It's just

596
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 3: you will be throwing bodies off the side every couple

597
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 3: hours or so. No, well, it's much more fun than

598
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 3: you think. You know, You'll you'll just be doing your

599
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 3: normal cruise stuff. Then you'll hear the funeral procession music

600
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 3: come up over the speakers, and at that point you

601
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 3: just got to run to your cabin and get your

602
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 3: black dress on. Once you hear the splash, then your

603
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 3: goods back to the pool, shuffleboard, casino, whatever this is.

604
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 8: This is crazy.

605
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 3: Well, you're the one who signed up for this.

606
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 8: It was I didn't know this was included in the

607
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 8: end the deal.

608
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 3: What part wasn't included? Are you talking about the dead

609
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 3: bodies or the buffet? Oh? Really?

610
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 8: The dead people?

611
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I'll be honest. If it was me, probably

612
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 3: wouldn't be my first choice either. But the boat's gonna

613
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 3: be full of stiffs, so we got to get rid

614
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 3: of them somehow. And don't forget, it was a great price,

615
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 3: So good for you.

616
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 8: That's great price for this.

617
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 3: If you're wondering, you don't have to do any of

618
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 3: the embalming yourself. Oh my god, we'll cover all that.

619
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 3: We just need people there for the pictures. What in

620
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 3: the black dresses? Just to show that a lot of

621
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 3: people came to say their final goodbyes. Let's look on

622
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 3: the bright side. If you think about it, it's more

623
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 3: liquor available for you.

624
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 8: I would need a lot of liquor.

625
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 3: There you go, Yeah, because you know the dead people

626
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 3: aren't going to have any right.

627
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 8: No, no, I don't think you have enough flicker to

628
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 8: get me through this.

629
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 3: Okay. No, I'm the cruise director. I'm here to accommodate you.

630
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 3: If you could change anything about it, what would that be?

631
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 8: Clearly, the dead people, Okay, I would eliminate that completely.

632
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, what's the second thing that you would change that?

633
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 3: How about more shrimp. We have plenty of ice on

634
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 3: hand for the shrimp, because you know they're keeping the

635
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 3: bodies cool. Oh my god, I think I know what

636
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 3: you're worried about. And if you're thinking that this is

637
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 3: going to be some sort of weekend at Bernie's thing

638
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 3: that only happened one time before where we had a

639
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 3: corpse do karaoke.

640
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 8: That actually didn't cross my mind.

641
00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 19: No.

642
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 3: I thought you had seen like the ut video of that.

643
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 8: No, No, I.

644
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 3: Want to assure you I wasn't even there. That was

645
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 3: before my time as the director. So we do things

646
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 3: a lot differently, a lot classier.

647
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 9: Now.

648
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think we're going to have to back out

649
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 8: of this seal.

650
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait, I'm sorry, so you're not coming or

651
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 3: your husband Parker is, because I I spoke with Parker

652
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 3: earlier and he already confirmed he did, and he told

653
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 3: me while I'm at it to do a prank phone

654
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 3: call on you. You because my real name is jeff

655
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 3: work on a radio show called Bronk and Jeffrey in

656
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 3: the Morning. We're doing on you, My god too a breath.

657
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 3: Your husband Parker set you up because he said you

658
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 3: were talking about what a great deal you got on

659
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 3: this cruise, so we wanted to measure you. That were

660
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 3: you picturing it in your mind as the bodies were

661
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 3: falling off the side of the crew.

662
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 17: The boat.

663
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 3: I didn't even get to tell you about our weekend

664
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 3: at Bernie's shuffleboard tournament to get a partner. He's dead.

665
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 3: He could grip the stick while you push.

666
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,959
Speaker 7: The week of every morning was Foo Taps weekday mornings

667
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 7: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

668
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Speaker 3: I think it's good to go into a first date

669
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Speaker 3: with a couple of pre planned questions in your head

670
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 3: just keep a conversation moving. They could be simple, like

671
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 3: who's your favorite music artist? Uh, huh, describe your perfect weekend?

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Speaker 2: Oh great?

673
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 3: Do you have security cameras at your house? And where

674
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Speaker 3: are they located?

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Speaker 12: You know?

676
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Speaker 3: Ye, fun questions like that, But one of our listeners

677
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 3: came up with something better than all of those. It's

678
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 3: light and playful, but it also tells him everything he

679
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 3: needs to know about who they are as a person.

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00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm glad you didn't say where the security came.

681
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 3: You might want to steal this one though, when you

682
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 3: hear it in your brand new second date update right

683
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Speaker 3: after this second date up dated. Occasionally on this segment

684
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,720
Speaker 3: we get return callers who come back multiple times seeking

685
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 3: our help and dare I say our wisdom?

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00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 17: Yeah?

687
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 8: Whoa?

688
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: What do they say about people who are psycho and

689
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 1: they try the same thing over and over again expecting

690
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: a different result.

691
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 3: That's saying it's too wise for me.

692
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 5: Okay.

693
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,720
Speaker 3: The funny thing is today's return listener only knows about

694
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 3: us because we called him for a second date update.

695
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 4: The heck did you.

696
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 2: Go out with him, Jeff? And now he's not calling

697
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 2: you back? Is that what's going on?

698
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 7: No?

699
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 3: I mean he was on a second date where we

700
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 3: reached out to him. Oh yeah, he's on the receiving

701
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 3: end of the call, and not surprisingly, he instantly fell

702
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 3: in love with us.

703
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 8: Yeah.

704
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 2: I thought we were desperate.

705
00:34:59,000 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 4: Secondaries going hey.

706
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Speaker 5: Have you days.

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Speaker 3: His name is Chase, and I don't know if you'll

708
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 3: remember him, but he was the guy who kept postponing

709
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,760
Speaker 3: his dates because he said he was really really focused

710
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 3: on self care and not overstressing.

711
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,359
Speaker 2: Wait, is this a bathtub guy?

712
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 9: Right?

713
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 3: Bathtub?

714
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 5: Yep?

715
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 3: He was having too good of a time in the

716
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 3: bath and decided, you know what, I'm gonna stay in

717
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 3: here and skip my date, and I will.

718
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 2: Say I love a man who just has discovered the

719
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:23,399
Speaker 2: magic of a bath.

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Speaker 3: Chase, we respect you and your self care. Welcome back

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00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 3: to the show man.

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Speaker 16: Thanks good to be back.

723
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 4: In a bubble bath right now, bro.

724
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 16: I'm not taking a bath right now.

725
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 3: So you reached out to us this time because apparently

726
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 3: you went out with a different girl than the last time.

727
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 3: Or is this the same one?

728
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 12: No, this is a different girl. This girl's name is Kathy.

729
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, where'd you meet her.

730
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 12: Online?

731
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 3: Okay? I thought I was gonna say in the bathtub

732
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 3: when I was so okay, she just popped up and

733
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, Well, guess what now you just

734
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 3: come from up All right, cool? You met her online?

735
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 3: What did you guys do?

736
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 16: Yeah, honestly, we talked it first, and then eventually we

737
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 16: found the time we were both free, and we went

738
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 16: out to a restaurant.

739
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 10: Okay, sounds pretty so far, And did you actually make

740
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 10: it to this restaurant or was self care getting in

741
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 10: the way?

742
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 12: Now, we made it to the restaurant. Believe it or not.

743
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 16: You can take care of yourself and still make time.

744
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 2: You learning lessons from your time on the show last

745
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,800
Speaker 2: time so much?

746
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 3: Okay, how did the rest? How did the restaurant go

747
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 3: with Cassie?

748
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 12: I thought we had a good time.

749
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 16: We did that thing where you're looking at random strangers

750
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 16: and you're like making up crazy backstories about them.

751
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so I love that.

752
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 16: Okay, Yeah, Like we talked about her job. She's a nurse,

753
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 16: which is really cool. So when we were telling backstories,

754
00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 16: we would come up with like crazy scenario of r injuries.

755
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 8: All right, Oh, that's at the bar.

756
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,879
Speaker 16: What if he was impaled by a spear gun?

757
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 12: What would you do?

758
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 5: Oh?

759
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 3: This definitely sounds like a very romantic topic of conversation dinner.

760
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 3: Hope you didn't spend all of your time on er

761
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 3: horror stories.

762
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 12: So of course we talked about other things.

763
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 16: Like one of my favorite questions to ask on a

764
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 16: first or second date is what was your favorite cartoon

765
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 16: as a kid.

766
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 2: That's a great question. That's a hard question, dude.

767
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 16: If you say Looney Tunes, maybe you have a silly

768
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 16: fun attitude.

769
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: Oh you like use it to judge people's personality.

770
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 4: If you say SpongeBob, you're what was your answer?

771
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 12: Well, funny enough, you just said it mine with Fungebob.

772
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 16: Him as a human being.

773
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, team SpongeBob Brooks is animaniacs. Does that

774
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 3: mean that she's sexually repressed and has a weird relationship

775
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 3: with family members?

776
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: No, it's that I know all the capitals of the

777
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 1: United States do not listen to Wacko's song.

778
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 4: Clearly, No, that's epic song.

779
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 3: Okay. Did she have a good answer for a cartoon show?

780
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:16,720
Speaker 16: Yeah, her favorite was Scooby Dooye. Like you know, true

781
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 16: crime shows.

782
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 3: Into adulthood or there seem to be serial killers. But

783
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 3: that's probably not that's true. Okay, speak for yourself. Well

784
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,720
Speaker 3: this okay. Now, Now the conversation sounds like it's more fun.

785
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 3: How did the night end?

786
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 12: Well, you know how we were having a really great time.

787
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 12: I thought I was gonna get a kiss. Maybe happening,

788
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 12: I didn't know.

789
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,879
Speaker 2: Is that because you didn't make the move or what?

790
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 12: You know?

791
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:51,399
Speaker 16: I leaned in and she didn't reciprocate, and I wasn't

792
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 16: going to push it any farther.

793
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 2: Ye's smart, gentleman way to do it.

794
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 16: Yeah, So I just got in my Honda Civic and

795
00:38:58,680 --> 00:38:59,280
Speaker 16: drove off.

796
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 4: You slink away, you feel like crap.

797
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 3: I've been there, bro, I love I ever met up

798
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 3: on the make and model of his car was, Oh okay,

799
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 3: you have pride in your car.

800
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 2: Sure?

801
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 3: So what's happened since that date? Have you been able

802
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 3: to stay in touch with Cassie?

803
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 16: I've tried to make another date. The problem is, I

804
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:28,959
Speaker 16: just I'm diusy a lot with my company, so it's

805
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 16: been hard to find the time that worked. And now

806
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 16: I just kind of feel like she's ignoring me.

807
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 4: So you're super busy, but you will make time for her?

808
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,319
Speaker 16: Yeah, exactly, okay, okay's.

809
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 4: We can tell her that.

810
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 7: I know.

811
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 1: But it's always like kind of a turn off when

812
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: people are like, I'm really superp You know, it's.

813
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 2: Like that feels like maybe she thinks you don't like her.

814
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: Honestly, Yeah, because that always feels like an excuse.

815
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 3: In times like these, I tend to ask myself what

816
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 3: would SpongeBob do? And what he would do is he

817
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 3: would come back and you would call Cassie on the

818
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 3: radio and try and get you a second date.

819
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 2: I feel like you go jellyfish hunting.

820
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,280
Speaker 3: Yes, SpongeBob.

821
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 12: At once.

822
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 3: We're gonna attempt a few of them when we come back.

823
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 3: I don't know about that. We're gonna know your second

824
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 3: date update right after this second date update. It's kind

825
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Speaker 3: of interesting the question our listener Chase asks women on

826
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 3: every first date. He likes to ask, what's your favorite

827
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 3: childhood cartoon?

828
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:28,720
Speaker 2: I love that question.

829
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 4: I think everybody loves that question.

830
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 2: I actually want to know yours.

831
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 3: Jeff, you're never going to know that from me. We

832
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,439
Speaker 3: don't know each other that well. I dare you ask

833
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 3: something so deep in personal?

834
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 2: You know what it's gonna be, deftails. It's got to

835
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 2: be about a rich uncle. There's no way.

836
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 3: Okay, it's Arthur. If you have to know the introverted bark.

837
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, with the really sassy sister.

838
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 3: Now, Chase says he can tell a lot about a

839
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 3: person based on their cartoon answer and his date Cassie

840
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,439
Speaker 3: said Scooby Doo, which is a sign that she could

841
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 3: be into true crime. It's so funny, whereas he's a

842
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 3: SpongeBob fan who's more silly and wacky and wears square

843
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:12,919
Speaker 3: shaped clothes. But opposites do attract sometimes, and Chase wants

844
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,439
Speaker 3: to see if we can make that happen for him today, Brook,

845
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 3: what's your take.

846
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: I really think that she thinks that you don't like her, because,

847
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: like he says, I mean, didn't you say, Chase, like

848
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 1: you kept telling her? God him so busy. But I'll

849
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 1: fit you in.

850
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:25,839
Speaker 16: Yeah, I get that.

851
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 12: It's just it's not what I meant him. And I

852
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 12: hope she doesn't see.

853
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I just think

854
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: that's what's happening. And I think you can totally come

855
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 1: back from it.

856
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, And if it turns out that we can't get

857
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 3: you a second date at the end of this, is

858
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 3: it okay if we blame it on those meddling kids

859
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 3: and dog.

860
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 16: Too, if need be, I suppose that'd be okay.

861
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 2: Masks. Are you wearing to take off after this?

862
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,399
Speaker 3: We're gonna call that Plan B. But for now, let's

863
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 3: just dial Cassie. You see if she picks up and

864
00:41:54,200 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 3: try to get this second date done. Here we go, Hello, Hey,

865
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 3: we're looking to talk with Cassie. That's hey, Cassie. My

866
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 3: name is jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

867
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:13,400
Speaker 3: in the Morning.

868
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 2: Hey Cassie.

869
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 19: Yeah, thank you, but I'm not interested in the sorry.

870
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 3: Oh well, we're not trying to tell you anything. We

871
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 3: were asked to call you by one of our listeners

872
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 3: that went on a date with you recently.

873
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 20: What what is this? I don't get it.

874
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 7: Yeah.

875
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 3: No, this is a segment we do call the Second

876
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,319
Speaker 3: Date Update, and we're trying to help him figure out

877
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 3: if something went wrong on your first meetup and hopefully

878
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 3: get you two together for another one, because.

879
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 2: It sounds like a pretty normal date.

880
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 3: I mean, it wasn't that normal, Brook. They were making

881
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:50,799
Speaker 3: up backstories about spear guns, what you would do as

882
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 3: a nurse in the er.

883
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 19: Oh oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're talking about Chase.

884
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,720
Speaker 20: Yeah.

885
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 3: So the reason that we're doing this Hall is because

886
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 3: Chase told us this whole story, said he had a

887
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 3: great time with you. Now he's a little bit confused

888
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 3: about why there hasn't been a second meetup, because, if

889
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 3: we're being honest, he says, he feels like you're ignoring him.

890
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 19: No, I mean I just kind of well, I just

891
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 19: kind of felt like I was kind of booch by

892
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:21,919
Speaker 19: this guy.

893
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:23,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

894
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

895
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: That's interesting because we've had Chase on the show before

896
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,959
Speaker 1: and he just seems like such a humble, like nice dude.

897
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 19: Yeah well, yeah, I mean he is humble and nice,

898
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 19: but like when we like connected and I called him,

899
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 19: he said he was golfing at this golf course and

900
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,359
Speaker 19: I looked it up and it's like a really nice

901
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 19: private course. You had to be a member.

902
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 3: Oh wow, he looked it up.

903
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

904
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 19: Yeah, Well, I mean it's nice to have someone that's

905
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 19: financially established, you know. I mean, don't guys go golfing

906
00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 19: if they're not financially This course was a private court.

907
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 3: Okay, this particular one really impressed you.

908
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:09,359
Speaker 19: Yeah. Another time we were texting to meet up and

909
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 19: he said he was at this auction and I'm like,

910
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 19: auction buying stuff, Like poor people don't go to auction.

911
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 4: If he's buying art, like, come.

912
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 2: On, yeah, I don't know ations have Okay.

913
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 19: Well, yeah, so I figure, okay, this guy's established, and

914
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 19: so we figured out a night to meet and he

915
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 19: takes me to like a regular chain restaurant okay, And

916
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 19: I was like, okay, that's that's not what I expected.

917
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 19: And you know, the actual date went well, but then

918
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 19: he at the end of the night he drives off

919
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 19: and and I'm like.

920
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 2: Did you wait, did you just say a Honda Civic.

921
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 19: Yeah? I mean I got the impressions that he had

922
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 19: money and he was, you know, well off.

923
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,360
Speaker 2: That's not fair. You did not get the impressed You

924
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 2: made the assumption a friend of the golf course.

925
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 3: Cassie, did he tell you that he's well off with

926
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 3: a lot of money or did you just assume that

927
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 3: based on your conversations?

928
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I assumed did because if it

929
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: was based on the conversations, it sounds like based on

930
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 1: her research.

931
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know many, many different personal assistants who attend

932
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 3: art auctions on behalf of my family and my parents

933
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 3: and they are not off.

934
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 2: I tell you're joking. Did your family really do that?

935
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 3: Why am I being grilled? Cassie is the one that

936
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 3: is jumping to assumptions.

937
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:37,800
Speaker 4: Here they are rich guys just can't get.

938
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 3: So Cassie, do you feel like maybe you are the

939
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 3: one at fault here, jumping to assumptions about who he

940
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 3: really is?

941
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 19: Well, I'm just I'm not interested in beating a low

942
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,800
Speaker 19: valued guy to trick me.

943
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 2: Dude, don't agree with that.

944
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,919
Speaker 3: You should get him on the phone and ask him

945
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 3: that question, because I need to let you know that

946
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 3: he is listening to this call on the other line

947
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:08,439
Speaker 3: right now, line what he could Chase? Are you there?

948
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 3: And are you a low value man? Yes or no?

949
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 12: I mean apparently I am. According to her, you're a good.

950
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 2: Value man, Chase, that's what you say.

951
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 3: Well, why don't you have a discussion with Cassie about this,

952
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 3: because clearly she feels like you were giving her the

953
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 3: impression that you were at a certain level financially and

954
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:28,760
Speaker 3: you didn't meet that in person.

955
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:33,320
Speaker 16: No, I mean, sadly, my plan worked.

956
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 2: Plan?

957
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 19: What plan? Though? What are you talking about?

958
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:38,840
Speaker 4: Playing games?

959
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 16: I actually am a member of that golf clubs and

960
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 16: I did.

961
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 12: Attend the art auctions for myself.

962
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 5: It was art.

963
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 2: Wait wait, you're rich rich?

964
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 16: Then I'm comfortable that means you're wealthy.

965
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 3: I don't know how you got off my parents paywall, the.

966
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 4: Civic and the not like, what's happening?

967
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 16: Yeah, I own a tech company and sometimes when girls

968
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 16: hear that, they just.

969
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 12: End up wanting to date me for my money. So

970
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 12: I purposely took you to a chain restaurant.

971
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 16: To see how you would react.

972
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 2: Oh and you liked her. Still, that's so sad.

973
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 19: And then she no, no, no, I didn't hate it. Look,

974
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 19: I didn't hate it that you fail to text personally.

975
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 20: I think that's very very smart.

976
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:33,439
Speaker 19: I think you should try to do that your boid women.

977
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: Seriously, Cassie, now you're super interested in him and you

978
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 1: think that he is awesome text word weirdly.

979
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 19: I mean, I don't know what you guys are referring,

980
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 19: but seriously, I've always been interested.

981
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 2: You know, we record these phone calls. We can play

982
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 2: him back.

983
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 19: Well, I mean, you might have missed that first part

984
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 19: because I said, if this is him testing me, then

985
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 19: you know he's really smart and I respect that.

986
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 5: I really do remember them.

987
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 2: I think I think I think she tried to say that.

988
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 1: Right after he said, oh, it's just a test, She's like,

989
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 1: that's really smart.

990
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 3: Are you buying it, Chase.

991
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 12: Look, I can buy anything I have.

992
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's funny. It's not what I meant. But do

993
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 3: you believe her?

994
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 12: I always want to think the best of people. So okay,

995
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,439
Speaker 12: if she wants to send me a few picks.

996
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, you say if she wants to.

997
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 12: Send you what if she wants to send me a

998
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 12: few picks to so sorry, then I'm not like.

999
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 2: That's so wrong. I mean, I wasn't in stereotype. He

1000
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,280
Speaker 2: was a Chase, you owned the tech company.

1001
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 20: But now I am, Oh my god, oh my god,

1002
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:53,879
Speaker 20: you're so funny. I'll show you on our date.

1003
00:48:54,800 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Okay, this is past here, so you're how

1004
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 1: quickly he dropped his morals too.

1005
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, we want to hang out.

1006
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 3: I have to see if both parties are actually still

1007
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 3: interested in another date here, because yes, from you, yes,

1008
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 3: it's a big change from what you said five minutes ago.

1009
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 3: But apparently we misunderstood. We heard you wrong.

1010
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 15: You did you.

1011
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 20: Did misunderstood me? I told you, guys.

1012
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 8: I was shocked.

1013
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 20: I was a little surprised, but I didn't hate the restaurant.

1014
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,400
Speaker 2: She actually did say. The restaurant was okay, okay.

1015
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, So Chase are you guys going to

1016
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:34,799
Speaker 3: go out again, because if you do, you're probably going

1017
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,839
Speaker 3: to have to drop the ikmobile, Honda Civic. It's not

1018
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 3: it's not approved.

1019
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:43,359
Speaker 12: I mean you know, I mean new stuff has been

1020
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 12: presented on this date.

1021
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 16: So I'm definitely yes, definitely yes.

1022
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:54,399
Speaker 1: Okay, I hate both of you somehow, I think we're

1023
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: jealous of both of you.

1024
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, well congratulations did it?

1025
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 4: Why do we feel bad?

1026
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1027
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 2: It feels wrong. It feels like there's some law that

1028
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 2: we just broke.

1029
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 4: You too, Have fun, all right, send some money if

1030
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 4: you're bored.

1031
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 3: Bro Jeffrey in the morning. I think with dates nowadays,

1032
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 3: if you have a certain expectation, like you want a

1033
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 3: guy who's well often established, like Cassie, did you just

1034
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 3: need to put the survey in front of them at

1035
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 3: the table. Do you make this amount, this amount or

1036
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,280
Speaker 3: this amount. Circle it and we can be done with it.

1037
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 4: And it starts.

1038
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like that song on TikTok. Right, I want

1039
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: a guy in finance exactly.

1040
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 3: Let's just figure out where you really are. That way

1041
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 3: we can avoid simple misunderstandings like this one.

1042
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 6: No, that's the wrong message though, and test them.

1043
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:48,319
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1044
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: I think what is funny is that they both ended

1045
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 1: up kind of meant for each other.

1046
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, all of them are a little sleazy at the end.

1047
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're all like, well, you know, fine, I'll forgive

1048
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 4: you, you forgive me.

1049
00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 16: Let's just hang out.

1050
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 3: But we need to own all are part of the

1051
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 3: misunderstanding because we totally misheard her.

1052
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,959
Speaker 2: Oh so yeah, I think we did.

1053
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 3: When she said you about the Honda Civic, she didn't

1054
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 3: mean the cars grocy men cute. It's a cute car.

1055
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 19: Yeah.

1056
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 2: She also heard said ick yah.

1057
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:19,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I'm sure we misunderstood that one too.

1058
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 4: We don't make enough money to understand her.

1059
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 3: I feel bad forever doubting her. And if you want

1060
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 3: to hear any of our second dates, you can go

1061
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 3: to wherever you get your podcasts. They're up right now

1062
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 3: at Brook and Jeffrey.

1063
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1064
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 3: At this point, it feels like they've made rom coms

1065
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 3: about pretty much everything.

1066
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, yes, I know.

1067
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 3: But I realize there's actually something Hollywood hasn't.

1068
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,399
Speaker 2: Done yet that's impossible.

1069
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 3: Joe, hear me out a Craigslist love story. Just imagine

1070
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 3: imagine it. Matthew McConaughey plays a forty six year old

1071
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,959
Speaker 3: virgin who's on a mission to take the perfect junk pick.

1072
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 3: Jane Hudson is a quirky yoga teacher in dorky glasses

1073
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:07,240
Speaker 3: who's been too focused on her career to settle down

1074
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 3: until one day she logs on to Craigslist. She was

1075
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,360
Speaker 3: just looking for a discount yoga mat, but instead she

1076
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 3: found him.

1077
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,759
Speaker 2: Oh you want to get used yoga Matt? That kind

1078
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 2: of gross.

1079
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,800
Speaker 3: They meet up at two AM and an alley behind

1080
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 3: the fish Market and sparks fly. Sure, he's missing most

1081
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 3: of his teeth and has four warrants for his arrest,

1082
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 3: but he's still She can look past that. And yeah,

1083
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 3: she's thirty years older than her profile picture and has

1084
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 3: seventeen cats in her studio apartment, but.

1085
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,879
Speaker 2: You know what, she's an animal lover.

1086
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:47,320
Speaker 3: They overcome the odds till she finally takes his flower

1087
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 3: in the parking lot and of an abandoned cracker barrel.

1088
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:57,439
Speaker 5: I mean, that's that I want to see.

1089
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 3: I hope Hollywood is listening because of Craigslist. Misconnections is

1090
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:02,919
Speaker 3: coming up.

1091
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 7: Straight cut misconnections.

1092
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 3: That was me staring. There's only two places to find

1093
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 3: true love in this world. One is in the back

1094
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 3: row of the boat on It's a Small World Ride

1095
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:23,319
Speaker 3: when I showed you something not small at all. No ja,

1096
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 3: my mouse ears. Okay, those giant mears. The other is

1097
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,360
Speaker 3: on the pages of craigslist dot org. We scour that

1098
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 3: website every single week to find the best miss connections

1099
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 3: they have to offer, like this first one titled nice feet.

1100
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 3: But I've seen nicer woman for man thirty three.

1101
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 2: Salon so gross to me.

1102
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 12: She says.

1103
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 3: Tuesday, I saw you at my favorite salon. You with

1104
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:56,839
Speaker 3: a dainty looking, squirrel faced man who was getting a pedicue.

1105
00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 2: Good for him for taking care of his tootsies.

1106
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 3: I was the tall brunette going in for my weekly waxing.

1107
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: Okay, why are you using a fancy woman voice?

1108
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:13,360
Speaker 3: Yes, I said, weakly. Okay, yes, stop drooling boys?

1109
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 5: What Normally?

1110
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 3: I don't see many men becoming professionally beautified in my

1111
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 3: salon because it's not cheap. So your presence took me

1112
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 3: by surprise.

1113
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,359
Speaker 2: There's why you have a fancy voice. I get it now,

1114
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:27,839
Speaker 2: all right.

1115
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,760
Speaker 3: At one point you nervously walked by me and said,

1116
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 3: so those are your feet?

1117
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 10: Hat make sure you'll let me really get in there

1118
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 10: and go to town.

1119
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 3: You won't be sorry. Courteously I smiled, and you gave

1120
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 3: me a quaint American style thumbs up. Oh okay, how humorous. Yeah,

1121
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 3: you are an odd little man, but I find you

1122
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 3: curious enough. So if you see this, please do reply

1123
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 3: with what color my toe nails were painted? So I

1124
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 3: know it's really you, And please don't get too excited.

1125
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 3: I'm not saying anything will happen between us, although if

1126
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:14,320
Speaker 3: it did, it would be the highlight of your life.

1127
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I like her confidence.

1128
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:21,200
Speaker 21: Write to me, dear squall man, where do you keep

1129
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 21: your nuts?

1130
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 4: Okay?

1131
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 3: You guys aren't into Candace.

1132
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:35,279
Speaker 2: I just don't want to answer the question at the

1133
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 2: end of that.

1134
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 3: Your next misconnection searching for my Jewish Cinderella fifty eight.

1135
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 3: This could be you, Temple Shallow.

1136
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 10: I met you at my nephew's bob Mitz the last Saturday.

1137
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 10: You were the gangly single blonde who kept back in

1138
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:59,360
Speaker 10: that thing up. Okay, I was the oldest gentleman with

1139
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 10: the doc mustache and elastic back brakes.

1140
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 2: Wow, it's flexible.

1141
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 10: You may remember that we gyrated together to the song

1142
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 10: cotton eyed Joe. Oh my god, but I was having

1143
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 10: a hard time keeping up with your spastic hit motions.

1144
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 1: Oh are there a lot of love connections that often

1145
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 1: happened at our mitzvahs.

1146
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 3: Jeffrey, not ones that I would want to repeat.

1147
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 10: At one point, you spun around and we stared directly

1148
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 10: into each other's eyes for the next ten seconds while

1149
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:35,759
Speaker 10: we shook our hips back and forth like we was

1150
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 10: two Shakiras battling each other with our bodies. Those hips

1151
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 10: don't lie, Oi, they you had me going on, but

1152
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:53,800
Speaker 10: I'm older. So after ten pm my legs started cramping.

1153
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 10: I went to go grab some water, and before I

1154
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 10: could find my way back to you, Gram how Ray

1155
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,799
Speaker 10: pulled me aside to tell me about his new driveway.

1156
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:08,320
Speaker 3: Speaks to me so viscerably.

1157
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 10: When I returned to our dance spot, you were gone.

1158
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 10: All that was left was one of those jelly like

1159
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:19,000
Speaker 10: breast pads that women used to stuff their braziers.

1160
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,880
Speaker 3: Was it yours? I kept it with me so I

1161
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 3: could see if it related this.

1162
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 2: Check this out with other people who.

1163
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 3: Are that signed?

1164
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 19: Uncle t Oh the thing.

1165
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 3: To try every lady in the land.

1166
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, the cutlet his.

1167
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 3: Next misconnection is titled uh huh you want me man

1168
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 3: for Woman twenty four.

1169
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 2: Which is obvious if you're here on craigslis.

1170
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 3: Yeah right, macki d's.

1171
00:57:56,360 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh is that a place McDonald's McDonald's.

1172
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 3: Mackie yeah okay, says I saw you at MacDonald's last night.

1173
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 3: A k here, by the way.

1174
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 15: Looks like you was on some laymanss date with some

1175
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 15: d bag double knuckle.

1176
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 4: Oh man, how.

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00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 2: Could a date at McDonald's be lame f y?

1178
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 15: I you way out of his league? Kind of like

1179
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:26,360
Speaker 15: that movie She's out of My League, but I made

1180
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 15: it Ya instead of She, which was an instant classic.

1181
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 3: By the way, I have it on laser disc.

1182
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 2: I don't even remember that movie.

1183
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 15: While you were gnauching your quarter pounder, I was throwing

1184
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 15: you so much provocative eye contact.

1185
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 3: I'm surprised you're not pregnant by now.

1186
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 5: I don't know. Maybe you are.

1187
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 4: Okay, that's pregnant to you, mister.

1188
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 3: A few minutes later, I did a seductive hands signal

1189
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 3: in motion for you to meet me out back.

1190
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,120
Speaker 2: I don't want to know what the signal was.

1191
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 3: But I'm not sure you understood it because I was

1192
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 3: waiting in the girl's restroom and you never showed you

1193
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 3: set out back.

1194
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 2: It's a drive through.

1195
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 3: One lady ordered me to leave, but I told her

1196
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:23,480
Speaker 3: to buzz off. I was waiting for my nose ringed

1197
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:27,959
Speaker 3: princess when to of the MacDonald's staff forced me out.

1198
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 3: You was nowhere to be seen. What happened by by

1199
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 3: boom not loving it energy? That signed bucks? Those are

1200
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 3: your Craigslist misconnections endorsement. Yeah, we got to get that

1201
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 3: Cutlet into this room.

1202
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 7: Try freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1203
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 3: Jeniqua is on the phone today. She's only one against

1204
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:08,959
Speaker 3: you all time, Brooke and said she was too excited

1205
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:12,120
Speaker 3: and couldn't focus the last time she played.

1206
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then she realized how disappointed it is to

1207
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 1: be on the show, and now she tempered her expectations.

1208
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody that way. I do think she is more

1209
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:26,520
Speaker 3: focused now though, because this summer. Janiqua says she's going

1210
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:30,440
Speaker 3: to the mountains. Unlike people who tell us they're going

1211
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 3: to Europe or Hawaii or Disney. She's not going there

1212
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 3: for the food. She's going just to look at it.

1213
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 2: That's nice to stare.

1214
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 3: At the mountains and become peaceful. Like when she beats

1215
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 3: you today. Oh wow, Janikua, welcome back, Thank you, but.

1216
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 13: You got me all excited again now though, Oh.

1217
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 5: No, mountain talk.

1218
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,720
Speaker 3: They did it for you really Rousey up.

1219
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 1: She's like, Jeffrey, how high're talking about.

1220
01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 3: We're just trying to bring you to a peaceful place

1221
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 3: before you start playing. Okay, so let's send Brook out

1222
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,920
Speaker 3: of the studio. Let's take some deep breaths as I

1223
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:09,080
Speaker 3: go over the rules. Okay, janiuat this, I can't hear

1224
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 3: you breathing. Are you okay? Yeah? You got thirty seconds.

1225
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 3: Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1226
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 3: you could say past. But you have to beat her

1227
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,800
Speaker 3: outright if you want to win. Here we go. Your

1228
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 3: time starts now. Today is International Tiger Day. The Major

1229
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 3: League Baseball team called the Tigers play in what city?

1230
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:33,959
Speaker 3: What's the name of the kingdom where the Black Panther rules.

1231
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 12: Name?

1232
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:38,480
Speaker 3: The artist who debuted her first country single called Texas Hold'em?

1233
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:44,320
Speaker 3: What breed of dog is commonly known as a firehouse dog?

1234
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 3: A domat hell Sinki is the capital of what country?

1235
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,920
Speaker 3: Colors of the Wind is a song from what Disney

1236
01:01:52,920 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 3: film Good Question, Ji You sounds totally well done.

1237
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 4: Were you just messing with us? Are you just like

1238
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:04,200
Speaker 4: super good at.

1239
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:06,480
Speaker 3: This or are you googling pictures of mountains on your

1240
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 3: computer right now? Brook is now coming back into the

1241
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 3: studio and it says here that Janikua is a medical assistant.

1242
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 3: I am yeah, I heard you have access to drugs.

1243
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 3: After this segment, blink twice. If it's okay for Jose

1244
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:26,440
Speaker 3: to buy some illegal prescriptions.

1245
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 2: Off of you, they're legal if she does it.

1246
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:31,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the glory of that script pad.

1247
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 4: I'll just be laying down next to you on that mountain.

1248
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, awesome mountains in your mind.

1249
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:41,040
Speaker 2: We just need more ADHD medication.

1250
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, you're saving grace today. Now we got to

1251
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:47,560
Speaker 3: go to Brook.

1252
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 12: Are you ready?

1253
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:48,439
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1254
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is International Tiger Day. The

1255
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,320
Speaker 3: Major League baseball team called the Tigers play in what city?

1256
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,680
Speaker 3: What's the name of the kingdom where the Black Panther rules?

1257
01:02:59,200 --> 01:02:59,960
Speaker 2: Kinda name.

1258
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 3: The artists who debuted her first country single called Texas hold.

1259
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 2: Beyonce, why'd you uh her that? I love that album?

1260
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:11,680
Speaker 3: The breed of dog is commonly known as a firehouse dog.

1261
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 3: Damination hell Sinky is the capital of what country. Colors

1262
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 3: of the Wind is a song from What Disney film Pokahontas.

1263
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:21,200
Speaker 3: In the game Monopoly, the B and O Railroad stands

1264
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 3: for Baltimore and what other states?

1265
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:24,120
Speaker 8: B and O?

1266
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:25,160
Speaker 2: Ohio?

1267
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 3: Those are That's all the time we've got for it.

1268
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 3: We got to go to the scoreboard to see how

1269
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:31,600
Speaker 3: you did with Jose.

1270
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 4: You got four.

1271
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 2: That is so good.

1272
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 4: Relaxed, you were calm. The Himalayas were present in your head.

1273
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:47,480
Speaker 2: In her trivia era.

1274
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:52,320
Speaker 4: Can Brook about seven in a roller.

1275
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:54,640
Speaker 12: Record.

1276
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, just came wrong day for.

1277
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:01,920
Speaker 3: You, So sorry about that. Let's go over the answers

1278
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:04,880
Speaker 3: for everybody. It's International Tiger Day. The major League baseball

1279
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 3: team called the Tigers plays in the city of Detroit.

1280
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:11,120
Speaker 3: The Black Panther rules over the Kingdom of Wakanda.

1281
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:12,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I finally saw that movie.

1282
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:18,160
Speaker 3: Is so Texas. Holdom was the first country single for Beyonce.

1283
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 3: Firehouse dogs are typically the breed Dalmatian because of their loyalty, intelligence,

1284
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 3: and ability to calm horses. Is why they were chosen

1285
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:29,400
Speaker 3: to firehouses.

1286
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:29,240
Speaker 4: Like they got along with horses.

1287
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,280
Speaker 2: Really well, we're smart. My dad always told me those

1288
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:34,080
Speaker 2: are dumb. Dogs.

1289
01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:37,320
Speaker 3: Helsinki is the capital of Finland. Colors of the Wind

1290
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:40,440
Speaker 3: is a song from the movie Pocahontas and in Monopoly,

1291
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:45,440
Speaker 3: the B and O Railroad stands for Baltimore and Ohio Railroad.

1292
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 3: So Jeniqua, it was not enough to take down brook today,

1293
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:51,840
Speaker 3: But just for playing, we're gonna give you a pair

1294
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:56,520
Speaker 3: of tickets to the most calming experience ever, thunder down Under.

1295
01:04:56,000 --> 01:05:00,360
Speaker 3: They perform at the snow caull Me Casino on August sixteenth.

1296
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:04,360
Speaker 3: It's interactive, it's flirtatious, and it's Australian, so you're gonna

1297
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:05,560
Speaker 3: be there to enjoy it.

1298
01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:07,520
Speaker 4: All mountains.

1299
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:12,240
Speaker 2: And it's close to the mountains, you know at that point, yeah,

1300
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:13,320
Speaker 2: around that area.

1301
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:13,880
Speaker 17: Cool.

1302
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:18,640
Speaker 2: It's then with those old love gods. All right, you

1303
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:20,840
Speaker 2: did a good job today. You should be proud of yourself.

1304
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:21,920
Speaker 8: Thanks guys.

1305
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,800
Speaker 3: Some of those prescriptions that you have will make you

1306
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 3: feel better after the loss, So enjoy your day. We'll

1307
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 3: be back to do Windbrooks Block the same time tomorrow.

1308
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:31,800
Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning