WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Toe Over the Line! 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kubbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the Old Republic, a soul fastion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.439 Wow. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.320 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:30.320 The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard starts right now. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:35.239 In the air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallord 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:40.400 and Danny G Radio. As we kick off the weekend. 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:46.040 You're in late September, the twenty second day of September, 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:49.760 So this is the second to last weekend, Am I 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:51.400 right on that? I don't have a calendar. I think 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:53.240 that is correct, right, So we have one more weekend 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:57.520 after this and then that's it. We move on to October, 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:01.080 so it'll be here before you know. Danny G is 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:02.840 hanging out. Hello, Danny G. 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:06.560 I'm glad you know how to use a calendar, but yeah, 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:09.400 you know, one way to know exactly where we're at bend. 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:13.880 We celebrated the twenty first day of September yesterday, which 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:17.040 is a famous line and a famous song from Earth 0:01:17.080 --> 0:01:21.000 wind and fire. It was earth wind and fire day yesterday. 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:23.959 And how did you celebrate earth wind and fire day? 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:24.839 Did you? Did you? 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:28.080 You walked the earth and there was wind, and you 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:30.600 started a fire? Did you do all three of those things? 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:33.760 I put on my dad's old dashiki and I smoked 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:36.880 a big fatty hey. Yeah. 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:40.440 And those see, those tunes did not get played that 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:42.479 much back in the day, right, They didn't get burned 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:44.560 up by radio stations back in the. 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:49.760 No, not at all. And then the oldies quote unquote 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:52.280 oldies radio stations that we grew up with. 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:55.600 Oh I know, I don't well now, like what is 0:01:55.640 --> 0:02:02.320 the oldies music of like today? Old these radio stations? 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:06.160 What is the oldiest Is it always like thirty years behind, 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:09.959 so it would be the nineties or is it further 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:10.640 back than that? 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:14.360 It's the nineties now? In fact, it's kind of scary 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:17.320 because you turn on k Earth one on one and 0:02:17.360 --> 0:02:20.919 you hear songs that you know, maybe a young Benny 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:24.799 on the radio played when you first started your radio career, 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:27.160 and some of those songs are making their way onto 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:30.279 the playlist now for quote unquote oldies. 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:34.560 Oh my god. And in a few years, like in 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:39.239 another eight years, the nineties will go off the radio, 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:43.400 and then the oldies formatt will play the two thousands. 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:47.480 Yeah, that's the old joke too. There's a meme that 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:51.280 says that, you know, how weird is it that radio 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:56.080 stations will still say playing hits from the seventies, eighties, 0:02:56.600 --> 0:03:01.560 nineties and today, Well today, that's a huge gap. 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:02.680 Yeah. 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:05.760 They act like that's only a ten year period. 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:10.799 Yeah, it's It's nuts, man, just absolutely nuts. Anyway, on 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:12.960 this the Friday podcast, we. 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:14.800 Have feeling really old. 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:19.359 No, I know, thank God, I mean and everyone. I'll 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:21.400 get email from people I listened to you when I 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:24.240 was in high school and now I'm married with you know, kids, 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:26.920 and I was like, oh my god. Anyway, we have 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:32.799 the round table, fable, nail date, fungus fun. You can 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:37.800 only get fungus fun here on the old Dusty Trail. 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:41.040 That is the fifth hour podcast. It with me and 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:43.760 Danny g and we have the Word of the Week 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:46.120 and Scientifical, So a lot to get to. 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:48.440 We'll start with this, good Lord, are you going to 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:49.760 talk about your feet again? 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:52.760 Well, Danny, you never know what's going to pop up 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:56.360 here on the podcast. It's an ocean and we navigate 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:59.280 the different So but we're gonna start with the round 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:03.120 table fable. So this week's episode of Benny Versus the Penny, 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:08.080 and it's gonna start running today in some cities, it'll 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:10.400 be on this afternoon, depending on what you're listening to. 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:12.640 Obviously this is the morning when we do this, but 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:18.760 in the afternoon evening time. The big prime debut is 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:23.640 in the Boston market at seven thirty. That has been 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:26.560 the time the last couple of weeks we've been aired 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:31.400 on NBC Sports Boston. So Benny Versus the Penny, Week three, 0:04:32.320 --> 0:04:34.320 And to kind of give you a little background on this, 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:37.120 if you have not been following along here, we're going 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:39.200 to keep it real. We are going to keep it 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:41.320 real here on the fifth hour. So we tape the 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:46.599 show on Thursday in Universal Studios, so the team is 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:49.520 in Boston, and then we tape are in myself in 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:52.799 Looney Tunes at Universal Studios. And so this is only 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:56.680 the third week, but we already have set up a 0:04:56.760 --> 0:05:02.320 pretty good assembly line. Very Regi and I am a 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:04.560 creature of habit. Most people are creatures of habit, so 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:08.920 we have it relatively surgical at this point. And so 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:13.039 my schedule with Benny versus the Penny. I typically start 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:17.880 handicapping the games Tuesday, and I spend a good chunk 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:21.080 of time on Tuesday, and then Wednesday I also get 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:25.040 into it, and on Wednesday I work with the team 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:29.000 that produces the show. Obviously I got to pitch ideas 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:33.279 and it's a communal effort. I send my picks in 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:38.039 on Wednesday, and then they work on the show while 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:43.719 I'm sleeping. So on Thursday, it's the day we record, 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:50.400 and so it's cleaned up, edited Thursday night and then 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:53.960 distributed to the different stations that get it, and so 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:57.480 it starts being broadcast on Friday, which is like today. 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:01.960 And the first week though, when we did the first show, 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:08.440 it took forever. I mean it was we had big 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:11.919 executives from the network that flew out from the East Coast. 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:12.640 They were there. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:15.800 People who I had no idea who they were. I 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:17.560 don't think I ever talked to him were there. And 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:19.640 so there's like a lot of people in the room 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.120 and it was a big to do, and so it 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:27.919 took almost five hours by the time we got the 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:30.279 thing done. There were a lot of snaffoos and it 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:34.360 wasn't just like your normal Hey, you know I aft 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:35.880 up or looney affed up. 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:36.000 There. 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:38.280 There's a lot of moving parts to it. Now, keep 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:41.280 in mind the show is only thirty minutes. But I 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:45.080 am happy to update the story here that in week 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:50.320 three of the NFL season, we went out there, no 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:56.279 more mental gymnastics. We killed it. And now I show up. 0:06:56.520 --> 0:07:00.119 I show up early because, as you know, Danny, I 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:02.520 I am a loser when it comes to this. I 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.200 always want to be prepared and all that stuff. So 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:09.520 I show up pretty early to do the thing, and 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:12.520 so way before I'm supposed to be there. We have 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:14.840 a call time, but I get there way before. 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:17.240 So yeah, you have a lot of nervous energy. 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:21.280 Yes, yes, yes, I should probably use mushrooms or something. 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:24.480 I don't know. Anyway, So about forty five minutes before 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:28.720 the show kicks off, I am sitting in like this 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:31.760 meeting room across from the studio. There's like a little hallway. 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:35.200 There's our studio, which is not very big at Universal, 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:38.760 and then across the hall there's this meeting room. There's 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:40.920 nobody there when we're there, I mean other than the 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:42.880 crew that's working on the show. And there's like, like 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:46.720 you know, really a ghost kind of crowd there, and 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:50.640 so it's got this roundtable in it. And so what 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:54.040 we've done now is Looney who shows up after me. 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:55.520 By the way, I want to point out, Looney shows 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:58.760 up way after I get way after I get it. 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:02.520 So Looney shows up and then we do a Seinfeld 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:07.760 style table read, but we're not actually reading, which merely 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:12.360 means that we go over all of the logistics of 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:16.800 the show, and it's become the round table like a 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:17.360 pre show. 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:19.680 It's like a pre show meeting that you should have 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:21.480 for your radio program. 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:23.720 Well, if people showed up before the show started, we 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:26.240 might actually do that, but but no, in the TV world, 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:28.240 you can actually kind of go it. So it's you know, 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:30.240 I used to joke around Dan, I said, well, we're 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:32.920 having a production meeting, but now we actually have production meetings. 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:34.320 So that's what you do in TV. So we had 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:37.640 a production meeting and then we kind of go over 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:40.440 the show. We go over all the moving parts. So 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:42.720 there's three segments in the show. There's the A block, 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:45.880 the B block, and the C block. The C block 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:49.760 really short, really short. The B block is the long one, 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:52.320 but you can't f up the A block or then 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:54.400 you can't get to the B block. So there's a 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:59.719 lot of juggling involved. There's graphics. Looney's got his teleprompter. 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:03.520 He's like Obama, He's got his prompter, and I've got 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:05.720 you know, I've got my notes and stuff in front 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:09.679 of me. And so this week after in week one 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:12.439 it took about five hours, I believe week two it 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:22.400 took around three. This week forty minutes forty minutes. And 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:24.840 that includes, by the way, it took forty minutes us 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:26.760 to the show. We did one take that's it. On 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:32.839 each segment we nailed it, and so they were happy 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:35.280 with it because they got to leave early. Everyone was happy, 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:38.360 and that included, by the way, there's a little bit 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:40.880 of a gap between each segment, like when we're recording 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:43.120 it because they have to set other stuff up. But 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:46.520 here's the case where you're damned if you do you're 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:48.800 damned if you don't. The old double edge sword Danny. 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:53.080 So I found myself stuck between the Devil and the 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:57.120 deep Blue sy. I got done early. So the bosses 0:09:57.120 --> 0:09:59.240 at NBC were happy, the people I work with were happy, 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:02.000 so that they were very and I was like feeling 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:04.040 pretty good because I was like, I don't know, expect 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:06.120 you know. This is all still new to me, this 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:11.160 whole TV thing. So I was happy. And then I realized, 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:15.479 wait a minute, I now have to get into malamobile 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:19.000 and drive home, and it is the middle of rush 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:26.080 hour and I don't normally do rush hour. Danny, you 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:28.000 have to do rush hour now, right because of a 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:29.200 Covino and Rich in your. 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:31.600 Schedule every fricking evening. Yeah. 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:35.280 Yeah, so I normally don't do rush hour. I just avoided. 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:38.600 I did the overnight show, so I'm like, oh crap, 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:41.679 and I'm like, I haven't told the producer. I told Vinnie. 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:43.880 I was like, hey, listen, why don't we do another show? 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:47.240 I got, I got time to kill. But as I asked, 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:49.600 screw it, I'll just I'll just put some music on 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:52.160 in the car or whatever, and I'll I'll deal with it. 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:56.439 And I did, and almost two hours later I was 0:10:56.480 --> 0:11:01.000 able to return to the Malor mansion and needed a 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:03.360 nice piece of hard liquor there. Actually I needed to 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:04.640 go to sleep, is what I needed to do. 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:05.200 But it was. 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:09.680 It was an interesting, interesting sojourn. 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:14.000 And now you know why Kobe had a Kobe copter. 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:22.400 Exactly. Yeah, that's a paid but anyway, so that was 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:25.240 the week. And wait till you see tonight's show. Wait 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:29.640 till you see what Looney's wearing. Looney really taking that 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:33.760 budget from the wardrobe department to the next level with 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:36.400 his outfit on today's show. 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:39.000 Really quick, Ben, I got to say that you seemed 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:40.920 a lot more comfortable in episode two. 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:44.160 Oh thank you. Yeah, yeah, no, it's it's getting easier. 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:46.680 You know. It's like it's like kind of like radio 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:49.720 right when we started in radio. How difficult, how awkward 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:51.520 it was when we started, you know, and all that. 0:11:51.640 --> 0:11:54.280 Yeah, after I saw episode one, I was like, oh boy, 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:57.520 this is going to get canceled in week four. But 0:11:57.640 --> 0:12:00.240 then I saw episode two and I was like, oh okay, hey, 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:01.720 I'll watch this every week. 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:04.760 Still might get canceled. You never know who knows a 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:05.840 Looney is on the show. 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:09.640 So he could say something that, yeah, very true, is 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:13.560 we're boating and then we're done on a pontoon boat 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:16.040 to hell. 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:19.920 The next tale from the Naked City. So you want 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:25.320 to get behind the scenes on our lives, you know, Saturday, 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:27.480 this is the Friday podcast, but on Saturday we usually 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:30.080 a life of mal or Life of Danny g And 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:35.040 since we're kind of Lucy Goosey on the Friday podcast, 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:42.880 I present a fifth hour Global exclusive, a global exclusive 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:44.120 and I'm not driving. 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:47.280 Better. Have Marcel tweet this out? 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:53.760 Yes, Yeah, what a fascinating life. And I'm tossing this 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:55.959 out there as a PSA because I wonder if other 0:12:55.960 --> 0:13:01.160 people have similar issues. So this week I had you 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:07.160 could call it a rerun, do over, whatever you want 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:08.840 to go. So it popped up in my life. So 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:15.640 I'm in the studio here and messing around whatever, getting 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:21.240 ready for the show, and I kind of moving around 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:24.600 my feet a little bit, a little nervous energy, and 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:28.920 I felt something kind of like sharp right, that doesn't 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:31.360 feel right? What the hell is that? I was like, 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:34.640 did I drop something? I don't remember dropping anything. What 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:37.640 wasn't there a few minutes ago? I was like, what 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:41.880 the hell is this? And so I turned the light 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:47.880 on and went down there and it was like that 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:51.160 Britney Spears classic back in the day. Oops, I did 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:55.560 it again. Nailed it for the at least the fourth 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:59.520 time in my life. One of my toenails bit, the 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:06.680 dust came flying off ah as shrapnel. My Danny, my 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:09.880 left foot, my big toe, my toenail on the on 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:14.280 left foot completely gone. And this is a nail fail 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:19.080 one hundred percent. But I'm actually excited about this, which 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:22.920 is rather odd because a while back I've told the 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:25.400 story before I had this happen. Was it last year 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:28.560 or two years ago? I don't know. 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:32.480 I remember you dropped some spaghetti sauce on one of them. 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:37.000 Uh well I had. I call it a treadmill injury 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:40.440 because I had some some tried blood that turned my 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:41.480 toenail black. 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:44.560 Oh that's right. Yeah, I been doing this with you 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:48.040 almost three years now. You've probably had five toe injuries 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:50.080 in the time I've been with you on the podcast. 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:54.400 Yeah, I'm the new Who's that NFL player the toe? 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:55.560 Crosa? 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:59.320 Was it lou Groza? Was that his name? Who the toe? 0:14:59.760 --> 0:15:02.200 That's should be my new nickname with toast anyway, So yeah, yeah, 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:05.360 So I had an injury at the treadmill where I 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:11.560 overdid a little bit and that resulted in my toenail 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:15.800 turning black because there was blood underneath it. And so 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:18.760 I've been dealing with this for years like this has 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:22.880 not gone away. And so now that my toenail has 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:26.040 fallen off on my left foot, which had the really 0:15:26.600 --> 0:15:31.000 big black toenail, which is disgusting. So this has now 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:35.080 opened up a portal for me to try again to 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:40.680 treat the ugly toe. So I actually already, Danny, I 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:43.520 took a bunch of gunk from underneath because that came 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:46.920 off with the toenail that I couldn't get to right. 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:49.400 I'm talking like really thick caked on. 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:52.160 Couldn't just give us a warning really quick right now 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:53.520 to put our cherios down? 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:56.920 Right next to me, Danny, I have the toenail. If 0:15:56.920 --> 0:15:59.280 you want, I can take a photo of it and 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:01.760 send it to you. It's pretty pretty gnarly. 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:03.880 That would just make my day. 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:06.360 Yeah, So it's right, it's right next to me. It's 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:10.960 like a souvenir, you know. It's it's pretty. But I 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:13.760 am optimistic, like I said, I'm optimistic on Benny Bright's 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:17.080 side on this. So I got rid of already a 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:19.000 lot of it. Now the problem is this stuff's so 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:22.000 caked on. It's like on the skin of the toe. 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:25.600 Because my toe is still black, but the toenail is gone. 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:28.320 So I now have to get rid of what's on 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:32.560 the skin on my toe on my left foot and 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:37.720 so I'm planning on going full throttle and it's gonna 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:42.480 My wife is modern day Mary Poppins, so she has 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:45.520 much like your wife, Danny. She's got a bag of 0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:48.720 home remedies and a few other things that she found 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:54.600 that we're going to try to help expedite the process here. 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:59.400 And I was reading up on this online and it 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:04.160 is why, like this takes like a year, and they 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:07.119 recommend taking not just putting stuff on it, but you 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:12.119 have to take other like drugs. I'm on drugs right now. 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:16.600 Man. Do you have to take supplements also for here 0:17:16.720 --> 0:17:17.680 and nail growth? 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:20.360 Well, some of it's like a prescription drug that you're 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:21.960 supposed to take for like a year. 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:25.560 Crazy is that to prevent infection there? 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:29.639 I don't. I don't know. It makes no sense to 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:33.359 me why you would need that. I I don't get it. 0:17:33.400 --> 0:17:35.120 There's got to be a way to do it without that. 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:37.520 But anyway, by the time this is all done, Danny, 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:41.359 and I'm gonna go really hard, go hard on a 0:17:41.400 --> 0:17:46.920 guy toes to the wall over the next you know, 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:48.480 a couple of months. We'll see how it goes. But 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:52.639 I will be saying super califragilistic Xbaliti doses when we 0:17:52.680 --> 0:17:56.439 get done here and I will have a before and 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:59.639 after and I will I will be a toe model. 0:18:01.440 --> 0:18:05.160 And since since this is a toe themed fifth hour, 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:08.080 I would like to do something we have not done 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:11.840 before on the podcast day. I would like to have 0:18:12.480 --> 0:18:13.320 fungus fun. 0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:15.560 Oh, I thought you were going to say you're going 0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:16.600 to tow the line? 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:19.800 Why that would have been better? See that I should 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:21.480 have consulted with you, because that would have been a 0:18:21.480 --> 0:18:26.200 better line than the one I did. But while doing 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:31.040 some opposition research on my enemy toe, I fell down 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:36.919 a rabbit hole and came across all kinds of toenail 0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:41.800 related facts, which is likely a recipe for disaster. And 0:18:41.840 --> 0:18:44.200 we will have no one left listening to this podcast, 0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:46.440 but I would like to give you a few of them, Danny. 0:18:46.920 --> 0:18:51.960 I want to educate the masses on the toenail. 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:53.360 This is fascinating. 0:18:53.760 --> 0:18:57.119 Is this not compelling audio? And I'm gonna tell you, Danny, 0:18:57.560 --> 0:19:00.200 toenail people don't know a lot about it. They just 0:19:00.240 --> 0:19:01.520 take their toenails for granted. 0:19:02.680 --> 0:19:05.760 I've been looking for that little extra push to get 0:19:05.760 --> 0:19:08.840 our overall podcast rating from a four point nine to 0:19:08.880 --> 0:19:09.359 a five. 0:19:09.920 --> 0:19:12.080 Yeah, and this is it right here. This is the 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:14.560 this is the big gusto, this is this is gonna 0:19:14.560 --> 0:19:17.159 be a mezing So I get I fell down this 0:19:17.280 --> 0:19:20.960 rabbit hole. I'm surfing around. Did you know, Danny that 0:19:21.800 --> 0:19:26.480 generally speaking, male toes grow faster than the female. Sorry, ladies, 0:19:26.800 --> 0:19:31.280 our toenails are better. We have amazing powers of growing 0:19:31.320 --> 0:19:32.040 our toenails. 0:19:32.720 --> 0:19:34.600 Sexist. 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:39.159 Did you know your nails do not sweat? Danny cannot sweat. 0:19:39.920 --> 0:19:45.520 They need blood to survive. The nail grows an average 0:19:45.520 --> 0:19:50.520 of three point five millimeters per month. The gross Here's 0:19:50.600 --> 0:19:53.760 interesting part of it. The growth rate for nails is 0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:59.640 different depending on the season. I'm not sure. I would 0:19:59.680 --> 0:20:01.639 assume they grow less in the winter time, but I 0:20:01.640 --> 0:20:06.520 don't know that. Yeah, I don't know so, and that 0:20:06.680 --> 0:20:10.720 is pretty crazy. I did know this. They said, you can, 0:20:11.400 --> 0:20:14.040 like medical professionals can judge whether or not you have 0:20:14.080 --> 0:20:16.520 some weird disease based on just looking at your nails. 0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:23.800 And that's kind of cool, I guess, or scary. Uh? 0:20:23.880 --> 0:20:27.520 And he said, in ancient cultures, these are all amazing 0:20:27.560 --> 0:20:32.720 fun facts about nails and toenails. Wrong. In ancient cultures, 0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:39.560 they claim that the performance of nail art was a 0:20:39.600 --> 0:20:43.600 symbol of social status. So if you had like weird 0:20:43.600 --> 0:20:46.240 crap on your nails, you were you were like a baller. 0:20:46.880 --> 0:20:51.000 Back in the day, I read that toenails are basically 0:20:51.080 --> 0:20:58.480 human claws, So congratulations, Danny, you have claus what And 0:20:58.600 --> 0:21:01.600 there's research that says toenails help us balance. Did you 0:21:01.680 --> 0:21:03.320 know that? I bet you didn't know. 0:21:03.280 --> 0:21:07.879 That, But that makes sense because my mom tells a 0:21:07.920 --> 0:21:11.120 story that when I was in kindergarten and my younger 0:21:11.160 --> 0:21:14.240 brother was born, when he got home from the hospital, 0:21:14.640 --> 0:21:16.919 the first thing I asked my mom is can I 0:21:16.960 --> 0:21:17.760 see his pause? 0:21:22.760 --> 0:21:27.200 How about his fun guy? And bacteria lurk between our 0:21:27.240 --> 0:21:31.520 toenails and our skin right underneath it's filled. It is 0:21:32.240 --> 0:21:37.119 just a pool of bacteria and fun guy. And even 0:21:37.160 --> 0:21:40.840 if you have really nice hygiene habits and you have 0:21:41.359 --> 0:21:46.359 what appear to be beautifully clean toenails, the experts claim 0:21:46.400 --> 0:21:52.520 there are microscopically filthy toe. They're microscopically filthy even if 0:21:52.520 --> 0:21:55.080 they look clean, because of the bacteria and the fun 0:21:55.119 --> 0:21:58.159 guy that are underneath it. So there's no way to 0:21:58.240 --> 0:22:02.360 have a clean toe. So that makes that line I've used, 0:22:02.400 --> 0:22:04.200 which Eddie gets so upset about. You know, the line 0:22:04.240 --> 0:22:06.639 I used sometimes, Danny where Eddie gets really upset and 0:22:07.160 --> 0:22:10.160 I don't know what you say that when I talk 0:22:10.200 --> 0:22:14.440 about sucking toes, that is gotta be the most disgusting 0:22:14.440 --> 0:22:18.840 thing you can do, right, It's gotta be. I mean, 0:22:18.880 --> 0:22:23.040 you're sucking fun guy in bacteria man. So if you 0:22:23.119 --> 0:22:26.920 got a foot like Rex Ryan, the foot fetish man, 0:22:27.000 --> 0:22:31.359 that's you know, vomit comet stuff right there, that's wild. 0:22:31.600 --> 0:22:36.320 Might as well lick a public toilet. 0:22:36.720 --> 0:22:39.960 It says toenails are made of the same dead skin 0:22:40.040 --> 0:22:43.119 tissue as fingernails, but are two to three times thicker. 0:22:43.960 --> 0:22:44.320 About that? 0:22:45.600 --> 0:22:48.680 And how long will it take for my toenail to regrow? 0:22:48.720 --> 0:22:55.040 According to research? It says typically nails that come off 0:22:55.080 --> 0:23:01.240 will normally regrow within three to six months, So three 0:23:01.600 --> 0:23:04.040 to six months. I'm gonna let's do the math on that. 0:23:04.200 --> 0:23:07.520 It is September. Just came out in September, so we 0:23:07.600 --> 0:23:18.320 get through October, November, December. I was gonna do again October, November, December, January, February, March. 0:23:18.320 --> 0:23:20.600 I'm to wait till March to get my toenail back. 0:23:20.840 --> 0:23:23.200 Wow, that's after the Super Bowl. 0:23:24.160 --> 0:23:27.720 Wow, that's nuts, dude. All Right, Well, that ends my 0:23:28.680 --> 0:23:34.280