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Speaker 1: Yea it is. If you don't know how call of

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Speaker 1: Booty Wednesday works, you have to call your significant other

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Speaker 1: them to leave what they're doing in order to meet

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Speaker 1: overtly sexual. Yes, you have to use in the window

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Speaker 1: or in the window. However, that works based on the

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Speaker 1: theme that our audience gives us, and today's is pretty obvious.

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Speaker 1: We'll tell you what it is in just a second,

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Speaker 1: but first let's meet our contestant for a call of

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Speaker 1: Booty Wednesday. Wesley. Wesley, what's up man? How are you? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Good morning? How's it going? Not too bad? Are you

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Speaker 1: ready to have an awkward good time? Yeah? I mean

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Speaker 1: I think I can finesce this one. Okay, Well, if

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Speaker 1: the theme for today's call Booty, who do you want

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Speaker 1: to call? Well? I'm gonna have to call my girl Clarissa. Okay.

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Speaker 1: And she's your girlfriend. Yeah, she's been my girlfriend to

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Speaker 1: three years. Okay. And where does she work? She works

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Speaker 1: as like a leasing manager for an office like an

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Speaker 1: and everything usually like a lot of town time during

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Speaker 1: going to be hard to do? Yeah? Well, the tricky

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Speaker 1: So she works in an apubment leasing office. She's the

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Speaker 1: What do you think the likelihood of her actually leaving is? Oh? Man,

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Speaker 1: have you ever done something like this in your relationship before? No?

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Speaker 1: I mean you know, it's like I think our relationship,

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Speaker 1: very festive, and it would be like I mean, there's

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Speaker 1: a lot of good things you can say about Thanksgiving. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like co stuff my turkey. Oh, let's make a warm

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Speaker 1: apple pie. I got my yams ready to go for you.

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Speaker 1: Pull some graphy on me. There's all kinds of directions

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Speaker 1: you could go with Thanksgiving. Do you think you can

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Speaker 1: do my best I don't get too that excited about Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 1: So it's going to be completely out of character for

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Speaker 1: him for a call of booty using only Thanksgiving themed terms. Wow, Wesley,

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Speaker 1: are you bow ready to go? Yeah? Let's do this

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Speaker 1: about a turkey that was terrible. That was a horrible time.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what a cornucopia is? Oh? Yeah, cornucopia.

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Speaker 1: You could say, do you have anything you want to

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Speaker 1: put in my cornucopia? Yeah? I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, cornucopia could be a good term to you.

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Speaker 1: This is Clarissa. Hey, baby, Hey, why are you calling

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Speaker 1: in touch with you? Are you busy right now? No?

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Speaker 1: I have a tenant coming later. But there's no one,

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Speaker 1: Are Are you okay? You seem weird? Yeah, So I

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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving on Thursday, I know, and I'm hungry for that,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm baking and I'm just I I need your

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Speaker 1: Please come home to a mess. No, no, no, I

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Speaker 1: just want to mess it up with you. We can

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Speaker 1: You never cook, Like, have you been drinking? Did you

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Speaker 1: I'm at work right now. Okay, I'm getting super frustrated

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Speaker 1: about this later whatever whatever this is? No, we no,

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Speaker 1: come here right now. I can't stuff this tricky alone.

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Speaker 1: I gotta you know, you gotta come, please come and

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Speaker 1: grab cornucopia. I need this what stop, stop it stop?

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Speaker 1: I have to go. Don't go, come on, I gotta

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Speaker 1: make green being castable with your body. Oh god, all right,

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Speaker 1: I gotta go right now. But just don't get to

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Speaker 1: go and no, no, no no, I'll just no, no

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Speaker 1: no what She hung up? Wesley. That was a fail.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought it was sexy. I wanted top. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I wish we could have jumped in and helped out, Wesley.

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Speaker 1: I gotta work on my cooking. We wind. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: I think you really missed the market. You didn't. You

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Speaker 1: happy with you right now. The opposite. You got the

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Speaker 1: opposite of a booty call out of this man. I

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Speaker 1: thought i'd do a better job than that. We actually

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Speaker 1: not gonna lie to you. We'd all thought you'd brought

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Speaker 1: you a better job to hey. By the way, Wesley,

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Speaker 1: I looked this up while we were all on the

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Speaker 1: cringe train with you, because we weren't exactly clear earlier.

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Speaker 1: The cornucopia is also called the horn of plenty due

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Speaker 1: to its horn shape, which is a symbol of abundance

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Speaker 1: and nourishment. It's usually pictured overflowing with produce, flowers, or nuts,

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Speaker 1: and is most known from ancient mythology and attributed to

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Speaker 1: several Greek and Roman deities. Hashtag the more you know,

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Speaker 1: but all that means nothing to you, Wesley too. So well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for trying, Thanks for trying. You were unsuccessful at

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Speaker 1: Call of Booty, and you should probably get on the

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Speaker 1: phone with your girlfriend if she'll pick it up now

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Speaker 1: at work. Yeah, you need to apologize that you were doing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got to fix the smoke all right. Well, thanks

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Speaker 1: for trying, Thank you man. That was not how you

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, there was like no one it was.

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Speaker 1: There was no hotness to that all, no sensualness nothing.

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Speaker 1: She just thinks that he's in there messing up the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: It sounded like he was, yeah, yeah, it's like, uh, hello,

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