Speaker 1: I leave in I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how
Speaker 2: much baggage you claim and give us time and a
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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need ride?
Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 5: My name is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: My name is Karen.
Speaker 4: We are just crossing uh Alexandria and Hollywood.
Speaker 5: In Hollywood, the most gorgeous part of Beautiful Night. The
Speaker 5: clouds are a dark mauve.
Speaker 6: It's called this is the Little Philippines neighborhood, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: which explains.
Speaker 4: What in the see Okay, it's things like that. You're
Speaker 4: a magician in so many ways. I was just about
Speaker 4: to say, we're gonna pick up James Adomian. I was
Speaker 4: looking up the address and he's already in the back.
Speaker 5: Of the car. I'm quick confessed that was a amazing James.
Speaker 7: I had to I had to announce little Armenia before
Speaker 7: we were no longer in it because now we're in
Speaker 7: tight town.
Speaker 6: Well, because if you hadn't said it, we would have
Speaker 6: gotten so many emails.
Speaker 1: I mean, people would have gone crazy.
Speaker 4: People get upset when we aren't factual, and we rarely are.
Speaker 7: Yeah, do you have an ombudsman for aggrieved readers or listeners?
Speaker 1: Of course we do, of course, yes, get automatically later.
Speaker 5: Can you tell me what an ombudsman is? Yes, okay,
Speaker 5: thank you, I didn't.
Speaker 7: Ombudsman's just someone whose job it is for you to
Speaker 7: tattle to them.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, like a mayor, Like yeah.
Speaker 3: They're they're they're received complaints.
Speaker 1: I guess do they have special outfits?
Speaker 5: I hope so.
Speaker 6: John doesn't that kind of conjure a picture of it?
Speaker 3: It does? It sounds like you have a rose colored
Speaker 3: suit on.
Speaker 7: Boler please and a sacred ivory cane. The almumbudsman's tap
Speaker 7: tap tap, it's.
Speaker 4: The March of the olmsputsmon, we're going to take a
Speaker 4: turn on Western here.
Speaker 5: We're going to Lax, right. I should have specified the airport.
Speaker 8: Lax, my dear, Oh that's right, Los Angeles International Airport.
Speaker 4: It's my favorite place to hop off the West coast
Speaker 4: on an aeroplane.
Speaker 1: And what what network? I was going to say, are
Speaker 1: you flying? It's cool?
Speaker 5: Oh god they are a nice airline and so informative.
Speaker 3: Flying CN into Atlanta, Oh.
Speaker 6: Atlanta, straight to the on air, Yes, to report about
Speaker 6: the missing Malaysian airliner.
Speaker 1: It's still missing, still missing.
Speaker 3: They haven't, I will think. I mean, I.
Speaker 4: Guess the other day on a milk cart and I
Speaker 4: saw a picture of what the airplane is supposed to
Speaker 4: look like.
Speaker 5: Now it was age progressed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was just the engine had more birds
Speaker 4: in it and it had grown a bit of a goateee.
Speaker 4: Well you can't, you know, you go out on a
Speaker 4: lamb with I liked it, with a with an idea
Speaker 4: and a lot of times audibly you can.
Speaker 5: Tell people are not on board. James, You're coming to Atlanta.
Speaker 4: Oh I got god, damn it real humor. Well you
Speaker 4: know this is what we've been doing all day, and
Speaker 4: very well your I really, I really know.
Speaker 7: Before anything, I want to commend your podcast just as
Speaker 7: a public service.
Speaker 3: Thank you a lot.
Speaker 7: I mean it may be a terrible podcast, I don't know,
Speaker 7: but as far as this is the this is the
Speaker 7: most convenient podcast I've ever been a part of it.
Speaker 4: Right, it's it's we just wanted to do people a service.
Speaker 4: And then we thought there was like ten things in
Speaker 4: our mission statement. At the very bottom, it was the
Speaker 4: quality of a of a performance or like a TV
Speaker 4: or a show.
Speaker 5: What are we doing? Yeah? But first and foremost, we
Speaker 5: just want to do a service for people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that we're both in a so we have to.
Speaker 5: They make you a at a time, drive.
Speaker 4: People around and step by step we're gonna get you
Speaker 4: to Atlanta, even if it kills us.
Speaker 1: And where are you playing it?
Speaker 5: But no one's gonna I'm.
Speaker 7: Playing at the improv Oh good, good improv recognizable.
Speaker 1: It's like the Starbucks of comedy clubs.
Speaker 3: Exactly. You know what you're gonna get.
Speaker 5: At any of the improvs.
Speaker 3: One in Arizona, they won't book you again. What happened, Well,
Speaker 3: let's not go into that.
Speaker 7: Let's concentrate on the positives of my performance in many
Speaker 7: different improv establishments around the cup.
Speaker 5: Did you did you rob them the wrong? You picked
Speaker 5: a fight?
Speaker 1: Did you?
Speaker 5: Hub hub hub hub?
Speaker 7: Look, I may have been physically assaulted and I may
Speaker 7: have had to uh break out my deadly fighting skills.
Speaker 5: Were you you weren't assaulted? Were you assaulted?
Speaker 3: I just didn't go. I didn't like what the guy drink.
Speaker 3: They had to drink, and I let him know.
Speaker 7: Oh that's right, eliminated my show.
Speaker 5: That's why they call you the bad boy of comedy.
Speaker 3: Would want me to pour your milk?
Speaker 5: You pull out an Honard Palmer, he pulls out his fists. Damn,
Speaker 5: said Domian.
Speaker 1: Arnold Palmer is the hardest drink to say.
Speaker 5: It really, it really is, Arnold.
Speaker 1: I ordered them a lot, so it makes you sound drunk.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: That and rear vera mirror.
Speaker 3: That was in some diner in uh.
Speaker 7: I think it was in Manhattan and it was just
Speaker 7: like one of these old diners that's been there since
Speaker 7: they built Manhattan. And I was like, guy's like drink
Speaker 7: and I was like Arnold Palmer, He's like what he's
Speaker 7: offended the idea that they were like.
Speaker 3: Shirley Temple to him was the only name to drink.
Speaker 1: Oh, I had a Shirley Temple the other night at
Speaker 1: the Virgil I'm gonna run this yellow light.
Speaker 5: Oh, let's do it, okay?
Speaker 6: And uh, they made you know how the Virgils like
Speaker 6: fancy mixologists.
Speaker 3: Techa bar Yeah.
Speaker 5: And one of them is really hot suspender by our tenders.
Speaker 1: Yes, there's lots of really hot ones. There's nothing more
Speaker 1: exciting to me like that.
Speaker 4: Every time I've been there, all the dudes are like
Speaker 4: dump trucks, just the dumpiest, untucked shirts, disheveled, their eyebrows.
Speaker 5: No way, Well, maybe I've gone on and off night.
Speaker 3: You know that one bartender there who looks like Brad.
Speaker 5: Pitt, Yes, there is one.
Speaker 7: He looks like a he looks like a stronger, bigger,
Speaker 7: hotter Brad Pitt.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: And then he looks like Brad Pits. Uh stunt. It's
Speaker 7: like a stunt double brother.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 6: And there's another one that looks like that boy that
Speaker 6: was named Milo that was on Heroes.
Speaker 1: You know that actor. I shouldn't call him a boy.
Speaker 1: That's rude. He's not a boy.
Speaker 5: Is he a young man?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm unfamiliar with the medium of American
Speaker 3: television during the twentieth and twenty.
Speaker 1: First season, they're incredibly intelligent. You do you love books?
Speaker 3: No, intead, I just used that time to listen to
Speaker 3: Pink Floyd.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about money.
Speaker 9: King, don't HiT's A gas is money a gas to count.
Speaker 4: That money buys gas. I think I know what they're
Speaker 4: talking about. Money is gas because it's the fuel you
Speaker 4: need to purchase things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been waiting for somebody to say, you know what,
Speaker 3: thanks again. I like the way you guys are coming
Speaker 3: from this, uh politically perspective. I'm gonna wait for a
Speaker 3: podcast to put it the way I feel about things.
Speaker 3: Money makes the word go round.
Speaker 5: A lot of people aren't talking about it.
Speaker 1: You're afraid to talk about it.
Speaker 3: That green, So I could do my thing.
Speaker 4: You know what, if it doesn't buy happiness, it certainly
Speaker 4: seems to rent it while you got money, right, Okay.
Speaker 7: Yeah money cave by you loves talking, Paul McCartney, give
Speaker 7: it away.
Speaker 3: I really just want to morning oh that.
Speaker 5: That was our original plan with this.
Speaker 4: It's to do morning drive time Morning Zoo with Accident
Speaker 4: Reports radio. And then we were like, what why would
Speaker 4: we be doing characters the whole time? People hate people
Speaker 4: hate character whek Okay, taking right on Beverly, you're doing
Speaker 4: a surface street thing.
Speaker 1: I'm doing a you know, I'm the inventor of the
Speaker 1: ways app, and so I know exactly.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I remember that time for a while you
Speaker 4: locked yourself in your garage to unveil.
Speaker 3: I am able to.
Speaker 7: I am able to hack into the ways app at
Speaker 7: any time and have you go where I want you to,
Speaker 7: or at.
Speaker 3: Least take a different route there.
Speaker 1: Guide you through Los Angeles.
Speaker 3: That's one of my favorite stores for the last ten
Speaker 3: or fife.
Speaker 7: Ethical Drugs, So Ethical Drugs at Beverly and Western.
Speaker 3: I used to live right around here, and I love it.
Speaker 7: It's like it's it's to make sure you know this
Speaker 7: is not just a store on the corner that sells heroin.
Speaker 3: Is ethical drugs.
Speaker 1: We're not your average drug dealer.
Speaker 4: So many pharmacists are crooked these days, Yeah, but Ethical
Speaker 4: Drugs knows.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 10: You go into uh write eight these days, you guy,
Speaker 10: it's like walking into the back.
Speaker 7: Alley of Batman nineteen eighty nine at Times Square.
Speaker 3: These tools I have to look for you.
Speaker 4: It's really like any location back in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 1: It's just like they all the time as classic.
Speaker 4: A great well, it's bitten twiceh oh Man with a
Speaker 4: ballot of a same banna you.
Speaker 1: Have like do you want sad? Do you want screaming?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you want?
Speaker 4: You had ten choices unless you had an older sister
Speaker 4: who gave you a cure tape.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure if this is any nine. But don't
Speaker 3: forget yes, yeah right, yeah, oh yeah yeah. I keep
Speaker 3: going Love an elevator, Oh.
Speaker 5: Love it in me up and when I'm going down.
Speaker 3: Getting the song. That's a song I refused to sing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I refused to see.
Speaker 1: You will suggests you cannot perform it.
Speaker 3: I'm aware of it. Academic, I don't. I would never be.
Speaker 4: I will recognize and sing it if you want to.
Speaker 4: But I will recognize those songs existence, but I will
Speaker 4: not perform it. But pain, pain, pain, Yeah, I don't
Speaker 4: know how to harmonize. I just matched both of you somehow.
Speaker 3: Pull over, I've got it. I've got to turn around
Speaker 3: three times.
Speaker 6: It spit over my shoulder to get that off you.
Speaker 1: You have to take a bleached bath for loving an elevator.
Speaker 4: What has your experience been in the past in Atlanta?
Speaker 4: If you have you been there before?
Speaker 11: She drives me Chris, no, w s drop.
Speaker 5: You have to get the lisp in there. The guy
Speaker 5: had a speech impediment.
Speaker 3: She drives me to the airpole. No. All the podcasts.
Speaker 5: Just power.
Speaker 3: And thumble, help bottom.
Speaker 5: Help, so fine and so young.
Speaker 1: So wait.
Speaker 3: I just watched as an adequa soccer.
Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 6: I just watched the rerun of the Heidi Fly Story,
Speaker 6: call me the Heidi Fly Story, and they had they
Speaker 6: were trying to set the tone with like that era,
Speaker 6: but they didn't get the rights to.
Speaker 1: Any of the music.
Speaker 5: Everything was soundedlikes oh wow.
Speaker 1: Which was hilarious.
Speaker 6: And then at one point they show Heidi had a
Speaker 6: club for a little while, like right before she really
Speaker 6: got big, and they had clearly they wanted you to
Speaker 6: know that the fine young.
Speaker 1: Cannibals played in the club, but they couldn't play she
Speaker 1: drive Me Crazy. So it was guys.
Speaker 6: Dressed up like the fine Young Cannibals singing a song.
Speaker 1: That sounded like three notes off of she Drives.
Speaker 12: She takes me well off, go thank you, she following
Speaker 12: on the wheel and molsanna decent stay, I need some.
Speaker 1: Lift the.
Speaker 4: She's it's because of her driving that you become bipolar.
Speaker 5: That's what the song is about.
Speaker 3: Duplications of.
Speaker 5: Oh Man, but they should have been they should have
Speaker 5: been mine.
Speaker 1: Entire companies are keeping all that research down.
Speaker 4: It's a conspiracy man's entire companies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they did that.
Speaker 1: You know they did the they ripped the.
Speaker 3: Street cars out of the streets in a yes, just
Speaker 3: like in Roger Rabbit.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's just I guess Mantle.
Speaker 5: I think, Oh no, it's still it's it was on
Speaker 5: the COSP.
Speaker 4: I think it was early December eighty eight, so it's
Speaker 4: it's it can be very exact.
Speaker 5: Actually, yeah, yeah, upon the natural relief.
Speaker 1: How sad that Bob Hoskins died at a very.
Speaker 4: Young age, saving you know what, this isn't how I
Speaker 4: like to hear news like that for the first time.
Speaker 1: You know, you didn't know that.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: You gotta get on Twitter. That's how you find out
Speaker 1: everybody who.
Speaker 5: Dies the second No, that's the thing. That's why I've
Speaker 5: been loving him lately.
Speaker 4: It's because of its tweets. You're you're saying, they're not
Speaker 4: going to come anymore. Yeah, Hoskins, it's over. He had,
Speaker 4: Bob Hoskins.
Speaker 7: If you get if you're a you're a crazy tune, right,
Speaker 7: let this be a listen to you. You could shorten
Speaker 7: the life of someone you love by endlessly harassing them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, please don't do that, dude.
Speaker 4: That's why tunes and live action humans don't mix. Not
Speaker 4: just is it we're driving a car that keeps bending, it'll.
Speaker 5: It gives you some kind of virus.
Speaker 4: Oh look over there, Oh my god, I think that
Speaker 4: is Uh is that Jesse Ventura over there on the sidewalk.
Speaker 5: Oh, let's get him in the car. Hey, come on
Speaker 5: in here, buddy.
Speaker 3: Where are we going to l a X.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just told to meet the Parallax fan.
Speaker 3: Is that the Parallax fan? Well, it'll market not just
Speaker 3: the description. Who are you? I'm a big fan of
Speaker 3: the teeth.
Speaker 13: To me, I need to know the destination of this vehicle.
Speaker 13: At this precise moment, We're.
Speaker 1: Going to Los Angeles Airport.
Speaker 13: Do W double double dot l a X dot com
Speaker 13: forward slash deltop we are.
Speaker 5: We are driving to the website of the airport.
Speaker 1: Can you go with us for a little while or
Speaker 1: do you need to meet people?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Look, I'm not gonna tell you where I'm going. Okay.
Speaker 3: All I'm gonna tell you is you keep driving and
Speaker 3: I may jump out at any time.
Speaker 5: Well I may.
Speaker 13: I don't mean how I get around the city to
Speaker 13: avoid not only drones, but cameras on the sides of buildings,
Speaker 13: cameras in the.
Speaker 3: Back of it. You can't even take a taxi there's
Speaker 3: a camera in it.
Speaker 13: So if we made a taxi, it take my way
Speaker 13: around the city through civilians.
Speaker 5: Yep. So you think we're constantly being monitored, then, Jesse.
Speaker 3: I think you. Well, I think that we're constantly being monitored.
Speaker 3: Maybe I read the news.
Speaker 5: Oh maybe I should.
Speaker 13: If you read the news, I ever heard of a
Speaker 13: name Snood and get that information?
Speaker 3: One?
Speaker 5: Maybe I should.
Speaker 1: I mean a podcast.
Speaker 4: Oh, I am recording you. We are conscious. Well, we'll
Speaker 4: just be upfront about it. We're actually recording you now.
Speaker 4: But it's for the purposes of entertainment.
Speaker 1: It's not for the government, yeah at all.
Speaker 5: You used to be an entertainer, maybe.
Speaker 3: But I am an entertainer.
Speaker 13: I've done sports entertainment and I've done you know, I've
Speaker 13: done an entertainment conspiracy show.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I was not.
Speaker 3: Interfered with my serious presidential run.
Speaker 1: Are you going for it?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You haven't decided yet.
Speaker 13: I haven't decided. Well, I'm mulling it. I'm mulling it.
Speaker 13: If you have any mulling spices. I'm mulling it clothes
Speaker 13: and cinnamon. I'm mulling it over.
Speaker 5: I'm dicing up some apples right now.
Speaker 1: I'd love to see you in the race in twenty
Speaker 1: sixteen when you.
Speaker 4: First got in, Jesse, didn't you say you had to
Speaker 4: get out at Wiltshire and Highland?
Speaker 3: I never said that information.
Speaker 4: What are you putting in thew I'm sorry, You're gonna
Speaker 4: have to get out right here.
Speaker 3: Get out. I will fool behind this.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. The predator, I'm so sorry. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: he's on the car.
Speaker 3: What the he do?
Speaker 1: He won't let go, Jesse, What is it? He's weird moment,
Speaker 1: he's trying to say something.
Speaker 5: His hair is in the windshield.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, he's huge.
Speaker 5: He was he said something about James. I'm sorry. I
Speaker 5: sat that lunatic next to you there. Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Is he talking about Oprah's nude chi drinkers?
Speaker 5: I think that is.
Speaker 3: He must be.
Speaker 1: He must be because everyone else.
Speaker 3: Is Make it quick, right, we'll shake him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, whoa there we go. Okay, Well, oh.
Speaker 3: My god, I hope he's okay.
Speaker 5: I know he's yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: I don't force it.
Speaker 4: I don't wish ill on him, but yeah, being a
Speaker 4: marine isn't going to help you with a tumble like that.
Speaker 1: Well he could have done all.
Speaker 5: I hope he did.
Speaker 1: I think, don't you have to do gymnastics in the Marines.
Speaker 3: No, well, I think he's a nav se was he really?
Speaker 4: Well, that's all Navy seals is mostly the first few stages.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's mostly.
Speaker 4: Parallel bars and then they just hand you a gun
Speaker 4: and then and.
Speaker 1: Then if you do give it the gun, ribbons.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Dance yeah, yeah, floor routine with ribbons. Oh god, that
Speaker 4: was that was exhilarating.
Speaker 1: That's why I tookland.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, I mean this is the Avenue of
Speaker 5: the Stars.
Speaker 4: I know they have another Avenue of the Stars in
Speaker 4: Century City, but this was the original because there's so
Speaker 4: many stars.
Speaker 1: So many great ones. What do you see something?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I back there. I thought it was Andy Kindler,
Speaker 4: but I could. We didn't have time to let him
Speaker 4: in the car. Yeah, he's he's always welcome. He is
Speaker 4: always welcome. Should we turn around and get him?
Speaker 5: Why the hell is he just walking on Highland?
Speaker 3: I don't know, you.
Speaker 1: Should probably get him. Okay, disoriented?
Speaker 4: Well, but hate if for some reason he was Andy
Speaker 4: Kindler with a few personality twist, what kind of maybe even.
Speaker 1: An audience suggestion unexpected?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with this oriented more than he usually is.
Speaker 3: I love the idea. I love the idea of someone
Speaker 3: mid improv game turned out into the city.
Speaker 7: Like they've gotten their suggestion and they're no longer on stage.
Speaker 1: And going, I'm a nurse, I'm a nurse.
Speaker 5: There is let's get him. Do you mind just pulling over? Okay, okay, what.
Speaker 3: Let me?
Speaker 5: Hey, how Andy could sit on next to Yeah?
Speaker 3: Hold, oh it's what what do you know? It's my
Speaker 3: favorite trio of people in the car. What's wrong is
Speaker 3: just comedians in the cars? And yeah, what what's try?
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 1: Jack.
Speaker 4: I'm just appreciate Andy that it's the first time you've
Speaker 4: remembered my.
Speaker 3: Name is comedians.
Speaker 11: Comedians the cars looking to restart their careers.
Speaker 5: Or a or a second or third thing. That would
Speaker 5: have been funny to say.
Speaker 11: Hey, Jerry side found, how do you don't have any
Speaker 11: cars that I know of besides Toyota?
Speaker 3: Could you drive me around in my Toyota? Yep?
Speaker 5: And that's what we've had enough.
Speaker 3: What's what's wrong? I don't want to take me as
Speaker 3: far as Peco.
Speaker 5: Sorry, sorry, we'll talk to you.
Speaker 3: That's wrong. I'm not good for washing.
Speaker 14: God.
Speaker 5: God, he's so loud you could hear him even outside
Speaker 5: the car. The guy knows how.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry again, James, I'm sorry that we keep letting people.
Speaker 3: Well, I love the riding with you guys is just
Speaker 3: it's almost like it's just a cavalcade. I guess you
Speaker 3: don't know what's gonna You never know what's.
Speaker 4: I just didn't want you to think at any point
Speaker 4: we weren't happy with you being our guest. I don't
Speaker 4: want just because we're letting people in the car while
Speaker 4: you are our guest.
Speaker 3: Doesn't star.
Speaker 5: You are the star.
Speaker 1: Did you say you're hungry?
Speaker 3: Did get in credits?
Speaker 1: Do you need something?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Like Coluter, I could just eat the airport. That
Speaker 3: just sounds like I could just get in line and
Speaker 3: he poison.
Speaker 1: There is a taco bell right before the airport.
Speaker 3: Are being recorded. This is a high stakes.
Speaker 1: What do I want you put in your temple?
Speaker 3: Stop at the pageon tell him to squirt some taco bell.
Speaker 5: Put it in a cock.
Speaker 3: Is there a sustainable Mendocino farms?
Speaker 4: I need something organic that doesn't come out of a
Speaker 4: calcking gun.
Speaker 15: Okay, so like I don't Okay, So travel travel a lot,
Speaker 15: and it's always like the travel day is always a nightmare. Yes,
Speaker 15: of course always because I'm not I have projects up
Speaker 15: until nothing stops, right, like days.
Speaker 5: Working on this bullshit and then taxes, government bullshit, the man.
Speaker 3: Uh and then it's like I gotta go. I'm always late.
Speaker 3: I barely get to a place.
Speaker 7: And then it's like but then but then like like
Speaker 7: sometimes like driving the airport is the only time that
Speaker 7: I'm that I'm like, will stop and start thinking of things.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because it's like on the plane a little.
Speaker 3: Or do you buy I'm thinking about death the entire time.
Speaker 5: Oh you're scared to fly?
Speaker 8: You're not.
Speaker 4: No, no, You're like b a Barracus. You're just supposed
Speaker 4: to have a glass of milk, because I recall from
Speaker 4: the eighteen you just have to have a glass of
Speaker 4: milk and then you wake up. You wake up at
Speaker 4: the destination.
Speaker 3: Love that that works. That was.
Speaker 5: Every single time they have to get in the plane,
Speaker 5: they gave mister t milk.
Speaker 3: You want to try this? Uh chocolate, aba.
Speaker 5: You know I don't like chocolate.
Speaker 3: Tea.
Speaker 4: You seem like the kind of guy that, oh he's out,
Speaker 4: He's not gonna throw anyone into dumpsters while we all
Speaker 4: shoot blanks at the enemy.
Speaker 5: He used to throw people.
Speaker 7: Did any enemies ever, any enemies ever like exploit him
Speaker 7: by like kidnapping him and take him on.
Speaker 3: An airplane or something.
Speaker 5: Oh, they should have. That would have been a very
Speaker 5: special to be continued A Team.
Speaker 7: Also, I want to commend the A Team for being
Speaker 7: very honest about how all bad guys have ooz he's
Speaker 7: in it and are and are run by a bold
Speaker 7: guy in a soup without a jackets the tie flying
Speaker 7: in the winding people.
Speaker 6: I mean every week, commend the A Team for just
Speaker 6: being a ragtag group of misfits.
Speaker 4: They were tossed together at the last minute. They have
Speaker 4: emotional issues, they don't know he's get along, but they
Speaker 4: get the job done.
Speaker 6: I think we need to start a new segment called
Speaker 6: Commend the Agent you name, name the thing you're grateful
Speaker 6: for about the.
Speaker 3: They are military vigil eatees, right, yes.
Speaker 1: But with this kind of lovely, kind of serial comic machine.
Speaker 3: Yeah was it Dirt?
Speaker 1: Who is the lead guy?
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, Dirt. Benedict dirt, Benedict, Hannibal something Hannibal burs Yeah,
Speaker 5: which together the Lamb's clarie. Oh that's a different hands.
Speaker 5: That's a different hands. Oh God, there's so many Hannibals,
Speaker 5: so little time to remember the origin of each.
Speaker 1: Do you want to go to Popeye's Chicken and Biscuits
Speaker 1: It's right there? Nope, not on the record.
Speaker 4: Interesting Jack in the Boxes right there, Jack in the Box.
Speaker 4: What which version of sodium launched into your body?
Speaker 5: Would you like?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Do you want to go to sodium launch? It's right
Speaker 1: up there. Around there's a really.
Speaker 3: Good cheese house. I hear they have a beef cheese.
Speaker 1: It's behind Spalding Mortuary right over.
Speaker 5: Oh, we'll stop you up and they'll bury you.
Speaker 6: That's kind of an amazing triangle. Popey's Chicken and Biscuits,
Speaker 6: Jack in the Box and Spalding.
Speaker 3: That's a great photograph. It's down here by the new
Speaker 3: Expo line station.
Speaker 1: Hey man, Hey America, wake up, Jefferson and what Losiana?
Speaker 5: It's right man?
Speaker 3: Or this liberty is thought, by the way, the Expo
Speaker 3: line is awesome?
Speaker 5: Is it really?
Speaker 7: I took it once I was caught in uh ridiculous
Speaker 7: traffic I don't drive, but like they Doug Benson called
Speaker 7: me an uber and the uber didn't know how to
Speaker 7: get to the studio in Culver City because Culver City
Speaker 7: is designed by a fuck.
Speaker 3: Culver City was designed, was designed by blind.
Speaker 1: Horses dragging the greats down the dirt in any direction.
Speaker 7: They felt like, yeah, so then we so then so
Speaker 7: then we called the Culver City cap. He knew where
Speaker 7: the studio was, but Culver City cab didn't know how
Speaker 7: to get anywhere outside of Culver City besides l a X,
Speaker 7: Oh my god, and so like he drove around.
Speaker 3: It was a nightmare traffic. It was like the end
Speaker 3: of the like Ragnarok or something.
Speaker 7: And uh I was, I was like, let me out,
Speaker 7: let me out, because I saw the Explanit station there
Speaker 7: and uh I got on there and I got to
Speaker 7: lose feel is from there and I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: Forty minutes. Wow, wow, it was. It was insane.
Speaker 1: Wait, so what's that line?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: What are the main stops?
Speaker 7: The Expo line goes currently from downtown Union Station, No
Speaker 7: excuse me, the seventh Street Metro Center, uh down Exposition
Speaker 7: Boulevard and it terminates near.
Speaker 5: Sony right now, see that's not I never need that.
Speaker 3: But they're gonna go. It's gonna it's gonna go, uh
Speaker 3: to Santa Monica in a couple of years.
Speaker 4: And by the time I'm seventy, there will be a
Speaker 4: working public transit in Los Angeles completed.
Speaker 5: Yes, well, I'm not holding my breath.
Speaker 3: You'll you'll, you'll take off your hat and let's go
Speaker 3: over it. Right the train, wrap my hand.
Speaker 5: It's finally done.
Speaker 3: I'll hold on to the rail. She I won't you
Speaker 3: play basketball.
Speaker 5: Once you're in a town?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 7: You do?
Speaker 5: You like being in hotels, James, I love it.
Speaker 3: I do, But sometimes I have the problem where.
Speaker 7: I get in a hotel malaise where I just just
Speaker 7: stay in the hotel, and then I don't have any
Speaker 7: good stories to tell about the city.
Speaker 4: All I just lie and say that, oh yeah, I
Speaker 4: saw your fine city today. But I really just I'm
Speaker 4: just laying in bed the whole time.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to sleep lots more. Take your I
Speaker 3: and uh so I'm worried about it. I gonna go, luckily,
Speaker 3: I do. Atlanta.
Speaker 4: You know, Atlanta, It's gonna be hot. It's gonna be
Speaker 4: so hot that you're gonna buy to be in the
Speaker 4: air conditioned room.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I brought a.
Speaker 15: Beating suit, you brought a big You bet we'll just
Speaker 15: walk around in your bathing suit with no shoes.
Speaker 5: Are you a speedo guy or a lobby of the show? Yeah, yeah, goddamn.
Speaker 1: Rightin a show meet your audience. You should get this guy?
Speaker 5: Who is that guy? He wasn't a start.
Speaker 3: It looks like Gary Busey.
Speaker 1: Should get on Gary.
Speaker 7: It's just the same vehicle. Yeah, yeah, I was just
Speaker 7: I've got some ticks. I was just walking on the
Speaker 7: side of the brea.
Speaker 1: Oh why would you walk out their years?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm a tick a mission out of it, if
Speaker 3: I may, if I may say so.
Speaker 4: You're just talking about the bug that burrows into your
Speaker 4: head and sometimes gives you limes disease.
Speaker 7: That well, yes, there's one incarnation. I'm also a big
Speaker 7: fan of the Fox cartoon children's cartoon.
Speaker 5: That was just what about facial ticks? Are you into those?
Speaker 3: Why do you think I got into it? What is
Speaker 3: your name? Friend?
Speaker 5: My name is Chris.
Speaker 3: Chris? Yeah, you what christas for? You should know me?
Speaker 3: We were not a history recreating itself simultaneous?
Speaker 5: What if that's from like the Chinese calendar or something.
Speaker 3: My mind is a Chinese calendar.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, I am the I am the year of
Speaker 7: the dragon that happlied multiplied by the month of a
Speaker 7: monkey in its own But.
Speaker 5: That is a lofty and hard to follow.
Speaker 3: What is your name? Karen?
Speaker 1: Karen? And kill Griff?
Speaker 3: Impressed? But how I knew that?
Speaker 5: That's amazing.
Speaker 3: I'm a big I've been a fan for years.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Not only have you been of all killed garffs. It's
Speaker 3: just a surname that I track.
Speaker 1: It's a pretty great one, right.
Speaker 3: It's Irish, specifically from the west. It's from the county Cork.
Speaker 5: That's right. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And uh my cousin Mike is a sheriff. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: sheriff kill Garriff.
Speaker 5: That's right, Sheriff Kiff.
Speaker 7: I'm almost I'm attracted your rhymes like I'm attracted to
Speaker 7: women's legs.
Speaker 3: How is so? How is that? Almost? Creepily? I have
Speaker 3: a creepy and intention traction arrives.
Speaker 1: No, I wish I had said anything. I love your
Speaker 1: new phone commercial.
Speaker 5: Is it for a phone?
Speaker 7: It's for an internet or a cable or a phone?
Speaker 7: It's from it's for the New World Order. It's a
Speaker 7: commercial for some kind of similar cra of reality.
Speaker 1: Oh and are you pretty proud of it?
Speaker 3: I mean it's proud of it. I've just showned it.
Speaker 3: I donated all the money to charity.
Speaker 7: Oh really, I've received none of the proceeds, and none
Speaker 7: of the proceeds will go to my children either. Have
Speaker 7: put all that money, I wouldn't even put it on
Speaker 7: a on on Labisi Foundation, which is my charity. That money,
Speaker 7: I just meant that I threw away. I put in,
Speaker 7: I put into uh, I put into a cash hit
Speaker 7: and put it into briefcases and left them in select spots,
Speaker 7: sometimes in dumpsters where I knew they would go stream
Speaker 7: the landfill.
Speaker 3: Oh, I do not take dirty money.
Speaker 4: I heard you were setting aside a little bit uh
Speaker 4: here and there and just to uh for a proceed
Speaker 4: to make the teeth on your son smaller.
Speaker 3: I don't I think that's your personal remark.
Speaker 5: I don't your.
Speaker 3: I think I think just I think for my personal dignity,
Speaker 3: I'm going to get out. I'm gonna don't stop the car.
Speaker 3: Let me out right here. I am a bit of
Speaker 3: confluence of stocker and life.
Speaker 5: God he was I don't know why I said that
Speaker 5: about a sunstudent. I don't know. I don't really knew
Speaker 5: exactly where we were, that's all.
Speaker 4: He tumbled right right. He had been tracking ticks and
Speaker 4: kill gariffs. I'm so proud he was on World's Dumbest.
Speaker 4: When I was on World's Dumbest, and he would come
Speaker 4: in and he was very yeah, yeah, and he was
Speaker 4: on it. Someone wrote his jokes, but he would come
Speaker 4: in and demand I explained what the joke meant, as
Speaker 4: if I had written the joke for him, and he'd
Speaker 4: get very upset.
Speaker 3: I almost wish he was here to just reenact them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he got very angry, and uh, I didn't I
Speaker 4: get Well, his kids got those teeth, they're there, I
Speaker 4: mean they probably I'd feel bad.
Speaker 5: I don't know why. Why do I attack people because
Speaker 5: of their luck?
Speaker 1: You know what celebrities make people nervous?
Speaker 3: It happened. They do.
Speaker 5: I blurt. I tend to blurt. He's Garry Busey, you know,
Speaker 5: he was Buddy Holly, for God's sake. Wow, Well, we
Speaker 5: almost got a that was scary, and he.
Speaker 7: Just realized the last reason the guy would have hit us,
Speaker 7: and then swerved away.
Speaker 3: Knowing it.
Speaker 4: I think his swerving away was like, oh whoops, gee,
Speaker 4: I noticed that's his version of an apology.
Speaker 5: Oh good flares, That's what I.
Speaker 16: Love.
Speaker 5: A cop with flair. That was amazing. Oh wow, Oh
Speaker 5: that's why.
Speaker 1: You feel travel anxiety. When does it start to fade away?
Speaker 3: Like now I started to get just tired the airport.
Speaker 7: Okay, if i'm, if i'm, you know, as soon as
Speaker 7: I no longer have to hurry and rush and carry
Speaker 7: backs and.
Speaker 4: Ship right, Yeah, for me, it's just the the anxiety
Speaker 4: of knowing that you have a plane to catch, that
Speaker 4: you have to pack and everything I can't.
Speaker 5: I never get used to it. But once I'm there
Speaker 5: and as soon.
Speaker 3: As I can fart straight down cushions, God, really relief.
Speaker 5: As soon as I know I'm gonna take six inches
Speaker 5: of phone with my with my moss on.
Speaker 1: James likes to get in there and do kind of
Speaker 1: a smell.
Speaker 15: Sprays are like part factories like every like, especially at night.
Speaker 3: Right, people don't even try not to.
Speaker 5: Oh no, it's just they'll just like people just get
Speaker 5: up and fart of who's gonna blame me? There's hundreds
Speaker 5: of other people on here.
Speaker 3: Only place that people are they're just You're just everyone's
Speaker 3: just parting time.
Speaker 4: It's one giant fart chamber, and we look down on
Speaker 4: the kids because they're screaming.
Speaker 5: It's adults parting on each other. But we're mad at
Speaker 5: children just for making like, can't.
Speaker 3: None of us want to be here? Just buckle up
Speaker 3: and start parting.
Speaker 1: Everybody complains about babies crying.
Speaker 6: Nobody ever complains about two businessmen who will talk business
Speaker 6: loudly to each other the whole time. It makes me
Speaker 6: want to murder those men, because it's that thing of like,
Speaker 6: why would I lower my voice?
Speaker 1: I'm the CEO.
Speaker 3: It's like that.
Speaker 11: Actually, like we're on Southwest fool Well, well, what we're
Speaker 11: gonna have to do when we get down there?
Speaker 10: I want to I want to find out it's in
Speaker 10: charge of that branched down in Phoenix and it went
Speaker 10: him fired and when his kids pulled out of school.
Speaker 1: It's so true.
Speaker 6: It's like, Noah, It's like someone that would be talking
Speaker 6: about the color beige really loudly for four hours.
Speaker 3: I do a lot of conversation avoidance. Oh I'd been traffled.
Speaker 5: When someone says, what do you do for a living?
Speaker 3: I know now not to say comedians.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I say it. I say I'm a writer, graphic designer.
Speaker 3: That's what do you do? Wait? You we all have
Speaker 3: three lives.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because my sister is one and I so I
Speaker 6: have her lives at the ready, like I can pull
Speaker 6: from her life.
Speaker 3: You see your grammar school teacher and you see a
Speaker 3: graphic designer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I can talk about that.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 5: I do have that as a side job, so I
Speaker 5: can pretend.
Speaker 1: But I'm not.
Speaker 6: You know, like that might sound bad into somebody listening
Speaker 6: to this, but my thing is not like, oh I
Speaker 6: don't want to be asked.
Speaker 1: Questions or whatever. It's eventually people lay people whips running.
Speaker 6: All right, we'll ask you enough questions that they become
Speaker 6: disappointed in the answers you're giving them.
Speaker 3: So there's only so many. What have I seen you? Right?
Speaker 3: You don't know?
Speaker 1: Well, what's your comedy about? I can't.
Speaker 3: I don't know nothing, and no one knows.
Speaker 1: I'm for higher I don't have a lot of solid ideas.
Speaker 5: And no one is above asking.
Speaker 4: I'm amazed every time at how many people are willing
Speaker 4: to say, tell me a joke. I can't believe that
Speaker 4: it's not just a guy what's a mithing with a
Speaker 4: missing tooth? I said missing like I was missing a
Speaker 4: tooth with a mithing like a camouflage.
Speaker 3: He was huge.
Speaker 7: He was like he was at least if he was
Speaker 7: way too big to be on the airplane. He was
Speaker 7: like they put him in the front. You know, the
Speaker 7: front seat is the only place you could.
Speaker 3: Fit in literally seven two he was seven feet at least.
Speaker 3: He was really really big. He had to bend over
Speaker 3: the entire time in the airplace.
Speaker 5: Ship, and well he was because he was fighting.
Speaker 3: He was good the only way I can. He was
Speaker 3: on one side of me, no excuse me. He was
Speaker 3: the mill and then there was me on one side
Speaker 3: of this business plan on the weather side. And the
Speaker 3: guy wouldn't shut up. It's going like I've been an
Speaker 3: airplaye a long time. He was bald, he was the
Speaker 3: big guy.
Speaker 7: He looked like he looked like one of the uh
Speaker 7: one of the three sons in Futurama of mom if
Speaker 7: you see Futurama, one of like idiot sons. Yes, So
Speaker 7: he was like a big cleatist type guy and he
Speaker 7: was just like have been airplay?
Speaker 3: Oh well a couple couple of years.
Speaker 10: Now, what do you do, and I was like, I
Speaker 10: made mistake. I was like, I'm a comedian and he
Speaker 10: had the story that went nowhere. He was like, he
Speaker 10: was like wow, wow, and then he was like, you.
Speaker 3: Know what ayah one time aya, I had you know
Speaker 3: that what what's the what's the Bill Gator or whatever?
Speaker 3: The David Spade movie.
Speaker 5: Was Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt, Bill Care.
Speaker 7: We are arriving at next week he goes, he goes,
Speaker 7: he goes, uh, you know Joe Dirt, And I'm like,
Speaker 7: I mean David Spade.
Speaker 3: He's like, that's the one and he didn't even know.
Speaker 7: And then he started yelling about how his mom once
Speaker 7: met David Spade's and that was a story that was
Speaker 7: oh wow.
Speaker 3: Then he goes, how about that. That's not all right?
Speaker 3: Sorry to share a non story, no story.
Speaker 4: No, that's It's phenomenal to me that there are people
Speaker 4: out there that I love the stories that don't go anywhere.
Speaker 5: They're my favorite.
Speaker 3: Where's the fun? Was he fly? Who needed him in
Speaker 3: his city?
Speaker 5: Not even a loved one. Yeah, he's just a strong.
Speaker 1: Man and a circus train. I love the idea that
Speaker 1: Joe Dirt's the thing he remembers David Spade and.
Speaker 3: Dirt.
Speaker 7: It's just like and I'm I'm making fun of him
Speaker 7: for being stupid, but I'm the one that's like Bill,
Speaker 7: you don't.
Speaker 1: Even know joke Dirt.
Speaker 5: And they just he was flying circus to circus.
Speaker 1: I like if Bill Gator was a movie where David
Speaker 1: Spade had half a lizard face like the little girl
Speaker 1: on came a Throne.
Speaker 5: He had some some mishap in a factory with that
Speaker 5: grew lizards turned.
Speaker 1: Him into half the lizard.
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, that's that's Brody.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let's get it.
Speaker 4: We have I can't believe this is greyde in the car.
Speaker 8: He's a domie in his hair doing it right. We've
Speaker 8: got Karen Calgaraff and Chris fair Banks. Get up, act,
Speaker 8: lay up, Brody?
Speaker 1: Where are you going?
Speaker 3: I walked to ally As, how dare you la born
Speaker 3: and bred?
Speaker 5: I do this?
Speaker 8: I walk from the valley, I change shoes and wan Netka.
Speaker 5: You probady trying and guess what college I went to?
Speaker 3: Where are you from?
Speaker 5: Montana?
Speaker 3: Montana?
Speaker 8: Did you go to Missoula State University?
Speaker 5: That's right?
Speaker 3: I did?
Speaker 8: Yes, I get information and I reproduce it randomly.
Speaker 1: Traveling to tonight.
Speaker 8: I'm traveling to Delta to inform them how awesome I am,
Speaker 8: and then I'm walking.
Speaker 5: Back to the valley. You don't even have a flight.
Speaker 3: I don't have a flight.
Speaker 8: How dare you?
Speaker 3: I don't need a flight? I book in this town.
Speaker 4: I actually I think if you want to get beyond
Speaker 4: this the terminal, you will need a ticket.
Speaker 8: Yeah, to tell them I'm a member of the Star Alliance.
Speaker 4: Well, that extra room where you can smoke and stuff,
Speaker 4: that's amazing, that's great.
Speaker 8: Is it from all your traveling that I'm a frequent traveler?
Speaker 8: They know me by name at the Marriotte on Century.
Speaker 5: Is it because you're wearing we just passed. Is it
Speaker 5: because you're wearing a T shirt with your name on it?
Speaker 3: Brodie? Yes, Steven, Brodie, Steven.
Speaker 8: Now, if you'll excuse me, you have to let me
Speaker 8: out before I get into the airport.
Speaker 3: They say they don't, they need to see me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they will see you. Thanks Brodie. Thanks.
Speaker 4: Oh god, he's so positive. I'm sorry he just sat
Speaker 4: in your laugh eliot.
Speaker 1: Respect that he walks from the valley.
Speaker 4: I can't believe he knows so much about Missoula State University,
Speaker 4: where I went to college.
Speaker 1: He loves colleges.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, hold on a second, can't be right.
Speaker 3: That radio legion Phil Hendry before I'm he saw us.
Speaker 5: He's coming this day.
Speaker 3: Here Phil, get in, buddy, Phil show while we're talking about.
Speaker 4: You got I love God. I didn't even have time
Speaker 4: to open the door. He just slipped out the window.
Speaker 4: Well here we are approaching l A X.
Speaker 5: I mean, oh my god.
Speaker 3: That who's Margaret? We're almost fatue.
Speaker 5: I never noticed that giant sign.
Speaker 3: That would be cool.
Speaker 1: I like how these change colors.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's nice, like the seasons these that was the color,
Speaker 4: the sort like balls when you don't get late enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hear that, buddy, I am. Let's high five.
Speaker 5: You know what, dude, start talking about how much sperm
Speaker 5: is in their nuts?
Speaker 3: You gotta start high five.
Speaker 16: But Nicholson, I believe that's Jack Nichols, Nicholson and Christian
Speaker 16: Slater together and Arnold Palmer.
Speaker 5: Oh, get out of here. He got I keep everyone okay.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, wait a minute, what's the first criminal.
Speaker 5: Tran?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna have to change that name.
Speaker 3: Somebody's transphob it's not PC anymore.
Speaker 5: Trying to.
Speaker 1: Heal like a Do they think we're capital I'll pick
Speaker 1: him up.
Speaker 3: It, Kathleen Turner, she's a hero. I mean, can you
Speaker 3: take me around the whole shoe?
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, please do of.
Speaker 3: Course tell me what brings you to Lost Hedges? Wow?
Speaker 5: I just want to say right now, I loved you
Speaker 5: in Romancing the Stone.
Speaker 3: Everybody says that ship it was.
Speaker 11: I think I wanted to get in her fingers carve stone.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 5: I'm okay, alright, you're a hero. Did you see her
Speaker 5: temples veins? She was a monster.
Speaker 1: I love her?
Speaker 3: You love it?
Speaker 5: She wanted to kill me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, first of thought she was Captain Kirk she did.
Speaker 5: It was that blue k shatnery.
Speaker 3: Dupe appearances together.
Speaker 4: Back to back, just wearing like matching outfits, sitting on
Speaker 4: that weird couch that.
Speaker 1: He used to interview people on. Remember that show where
Speaker 1: he had like the back to back shatter Yes?
Speaker 5: Do you remember those? James William Channon had.
Speaker 3: A talk show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's had a couple.
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, are you just thinking of him on
Speaker 5: the Starship Enterprise Star?
Speaker 1: Sorry I'm taking the really slowly and dramatically.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh oh oh?
Speaker 1: Are we getting pulled over?
Speaker 3: No? I think it was just that's a taxi. You
Speaker 3: wants everyone to slow down.
Speaker 6: He was flashing his lights when we're on the fucking
Speaker 6: auto bonn and we're going three miles an hour in.
Speaker 3: L a X.
Speaker 5: That was amazing. It almost worked. I almost pulled over
Speaker 5: because of a taxi man.
Speaker 6: It's good that I gave you some breaks over there,
Speaker 6: steering wheel like the driver's ed car, So.
Speaker 1: You too can pull over whenever you want.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, what and your airline once again, just
Speaker 5: to de DeltaV car.
Speaker 3: Delta love and fuck you over. But it's only about
Speaker 3: two years that you can boycott us that.
Speaker 4: It was weird when that was their theme song. I wondered,
Speaker 4: how are they why are they doing this?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 4: And then they quit using that. I thought it was
Speaker 4: a great song. It was brave to admit that that's
Speaker 4: what they You know, they fucked you over?
Speaker 3: Yeah? They uh.
Speaker 7: Like airlines will periodically like ruin my life and like
Speaker 7: I'll never fight you again. But I realized it only
Speaker 7: lasts about two years before some other airline takes their place.
Speaker 7: For a long time, you had so I could only
Speaker 7: have room for one ship, one or two ship airlines
Speaker 7: at a time.
Speaker 1: Right years you're cutting out all these travel.
Speaker 4: Choices here for a long time. Yeah, you at beef
Speaker 4: with Turkish airlines for a while. Wasn't that correct?
Speaker 3: I would.
Speaker 1: He didn't like.
Speaker 5: False advertising.
Speaker 1: I regret that it's okay. I wish i'd never.
Speaker 5: Well, it's better than admitting.
Speaker 7: Sure he genicidal state, proud of the genocide, get rewarded
Speaker 7: for it internationally.
Speaker 5: But is Stanbul it's beautifulst time of year? You got it?
Speaker 5: Meant that.
Speaker 3: Athens? Just it's good.
Speaker 4: I hope that you make people laugh in Atlanta, James,
Speaker 4: I hope that improv Just.
Speaker 3: Is this the is this the sign off?
Speaker 6: I hope you enjoyed your right and I hope you're
Speaker 6: happy with the things you've done.
Speaker 5: Am I'm happy. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you, James.
Speaker 5: Did he Yeah? Did did you feel like that?
Speaker 4: Because we were on that last comic standing around the
Speaker 4: same time and you went on and be kidding and
Speaker 4: took it to the limit.
Speaker 5: What happened with that? I can't even remember. Did you
Speaker 5: like win that show? I gotten that show?
Speaker 7: I got into the final round, it was the top ten,
Speaker 7: and then that was up until that point. It was
Speaker 7: the judges and a couple of the producers going we
Speaker 7: like you, you move on, and then top ten. That's
Speaker 7: where America got to vote on the phone share on
Speaker 7: the internet, and as soon as America.
Speaker 3: Got to weigh in, I was the first person that
Speaker 3: got rid of.
Speaker 7: As soon as the phone lines opened up to America,
Speaker 7: they were like, get this guy fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: I'm not voting for someone. I'm voting again.
Speaker 5: I just called the vote against Cannon. Do you you
Speaker 5: hadn't had you been doing stand up that much before that?
Speaker 3: It was kind of new to it. I started, Yeah,
Speaker 3: what really? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I was amazing. Yeah, of course that's all.
Speaker 3: That's how happened to stand up in them.
Speaker 5: To cater to a TV show that is a contest
Speaker 5: about stand.
Speaker 3: Up two years before that. That's back straight.
Speaker 5: No, that's amazing though. I'm I'm commending you. It's tightly commendable.
Speaker 1: I worked on that season and I cannot believe you
Speaker 1: were new to comedy then. Yeah, you got new material
Speaker 1: every time you did it.
Speaker 3: You know what's fun.
Speaker 1: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: Thanks. Hey, guys, The moral of the story is, I'm great,
Speaker 3: you are terrific.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've learned anything.
Speaker 3: These two clowns.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry that I let all these people sit next
Speaker 4: to you. Well I shouldn't have let most of those
Speaker 4: lunatics in.
Speaker 3: Karen Chris, Yeah, really great. You got me here way early.
Speaker 1: Oh is that good? Should we sit here for a job?
Speaker 3: Do you want to do? You want to drive back
Speaker 3: up to Hollywood? Drive back down? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Should we drive around one more time?
Speaker 3: This fellah? Okay?
Speaker 1: Do you want to go back out into onto Airport Boulevard?
Speaker 3: You know, I actually probably should go in so you can.
Speaker 5: Oh, you're starving.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry if in your life.
Speaker 7: No, you're.
Speaker 3: I'm signing off. Guys, goodbye, You're terrific.
Speaker 1: I have a great trip.
Speaker 5: Thanks a lot, buddy, enjoy your shows. I hope to
Speaker 5: see you again. Sorry. Last time I saw you, I
Speaker 5: was picking fight to the pool party.
Speaker 3: Hilarious. He was kicking stuff into the pool and it
Speaker 3: was like, oh thees.
Speaker 6: Wait, that's the Bridgetown shirt that I was telling you
Speaker 6: about that Angelo made.
Speaker 1: Look how great that is?
Speaker 3: Oh that's terrific. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 5: I love a bearded baby. Yeah, you never see him
Speaker 5: in real life. You have to resort to t shirts.
Speaker 3: Bye, Sorry, goodbye friend, Thank you, thank you the best
Speaker 3: it's the best guy. You better listen to this podcast,
Speaker 3: so I keuld get in a ride.
Speaker 5: Something special to our listeners. Ah, he's terrific. That was scary.
Speaker 5: That was almost like those actual people visited. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 5: the actual very real. It was very real. That was amazing.
Speaker 1: One ask you by it.
Speaker 3: From you?
Speaker 5: He was molested. That guy was molested.
Speaker 1: No is he coming back?
Speaker 5: He says it. I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm not telling any tales out of school. You're just
Speaker 4: saying Eddie is a sleepy time tea.
Speaker 5: Take care of the fact that I was molested. That's
Speaker 5: what he says.
Speaker 1: I've never heard him say.
Speaker 5: My Eddie pepatone sounds a little like wall It's shown.
Speaker 1: It's hard, you know. James makes it look easy, but
Speaker 1: it is not.
Speaker 5: That was what That was an enjoyable time.
Speaker 1: Now here's the thing. I couldn't. I try to control
Speaker 1: my ridiculous laughter and I can't do it. James Domian,
Speaker 1: it makes it tickles me.
Speaker 5: And do you not hear me snorting like a character
Speaker 5: on the Muppets.
Speaker 1: I don't, I really don't.
Speaker 14: That's the best part, Like when you don't have to
Speaker 14: stay in the scene with the character very loud okay, Oh.
Speaker 1: It was right below my face.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, I will go, But.
Speaker 1: I still want to talk about scenes and characters. Characters
Speaker 1: character welcome.
Speaker 6: This is the kind of car where a TVs kind
Speaker 6: of car where characters are welcome to come.
Speaker 4: In and then get it, and then they are welcome,
Speaker 4: and then they're welcome to get launched out. Whenever we
Speaker 4: see Fifth kicked a lot of people out of the
Speaker 4: car at a high rate of speed tonight, maybe.
Speaker 1: We only pick up impression us from now on.
Speaker 5: I can't believe I talked about Gary Busey's kid's teeth.
Speaker 5: That was the worst idea I've ever had.
Speaker 1: He should in the back of the head.
Speaker 5: I mean, he couldn't. There's head rest here that it
Speaker 5: was in the way.
Speaker 6: I know, what's the weirdest thing you've ever said to
Speaker 6: a celebrity in a celebrity panic?
Speaker 4: I think just when I jogged on the beach past
Speaker 4: James Broland Josh Broland, sorry, that the one from Goonies
Speaker 4: and a few other movies that are good sense, and
Speaker 4: I I said, hey, how you been? Because I thought
Speaker 4: it was someone I knew, but he knew that's what. Wow,
Speaker 4: we're getting sandwiched in between two shuttle busses. Yeah, that
Speaker 4: was That was an exciting visual that you've all missed
Speaker 4: out on. It was just embarrassing because it clearly was
Speaker 4: me thinking I knew him, and him nodding in acknowledgment
Speaker 4: of like, you don't know me, but you think you do.
Speaker 4: But he looked different, and his head was shaved, and
Speaker 4: he's shorter than I thought.
Speaker 5: He was a little he's a little. Yeah, everyone is.
Speaker 5: There's anyone that gets a lot of acting markets. They're
Speaker 5: five or seven, they're very tiny. I don't know why
Speaker 5: that's the case.
Speaker 1: Five seven is generous. I think you're doing five to five.
Speaker 5: He was my He was my height, beefier though, giant hands.
Speaker 5: I did look at those hands. It was like he
Speaker 5: was holding two pancakes.
Speaker 14: Manly, yeah, not more manly than a breakfast pastry. I
Speaker 14: have our lists of screams from the corner. Oh is
Speaker 14: that really what we're gonna call it?
Speaker 4: Screams from the corner from the corner. It's our version
Speaker 4: of a shout out. It's just less in your face.
Speaker 6: I put I named some names, but we lots of
Speaker 6: the people who we shouted out.
Speaker 1: To last week, uh wrote to us said lovely things.
Speaker 1: We're so happy and surprised, which made us very happy.
Speaker 1: But we can't. It's like that you don't send the
Speaker 1: thank you note for the thank you note.
Speaker 6: So I just put down new names of people who
Speaker 6: either said they heard it, liked it, or teed it,
Speaker 6: start whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's just some new people that I figured we'll
Speaker 1: give them a deal.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, terrific. And this is in your handwriting, so
Speaker 4: it's hard for me. Not and I'm not That wasn't
Speaker 4: mentas it's like to you, I'm just bad at deciphering.
Speaker 1: Well, give me try and then i'll tell you. At Woodles, Woodles,
Speaker 1: oh wait, it was Woodles last week and this.
Speaker 4: Week at mister Cover at mister e to you, Yes, yes,
Speaker 4: at Stereo King or Stero, Steve o'king at Steve o' king.
Speaker 5: Let me see Steve oking, Steve o'king, Yes, Steve o
Speaker 5: King yep.
Speaker 4: And he said something specific where it's like it's like
Speaker 4: he's in the car with us, which is that's right.
Speaker 5: I think that's a sweet way of saying that.
Speaker 3: The yeah, and he likes it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 6: I also sorry, but I was just gonna say on
Speaker 6: that comment like, that's part. I like that idea that
Speaker 6: people would feel like the fourth passenger, right, isn't that
Speaker 6: what we're kind of trying to do. Yeah, exactly, aside
Speaker 6: from the variety show we did tonight with all of
Speaker 6: our different.
Speaker 4: Care we want you to feel traumatized by a fake
Speaker 4: Gary Busey as much as we are.
Speaker 5: At Zombie Babies. Yeah, that's Oh, that's Gabe's new handle.
Speaker 4: He's He's always been great to me, okay, and at
Speaker 4: nine plus nine knives ninety nine.
Speaker 5: I get it. It's like the left balloons.
Speaker 1: That's right. Games are the opposite of balloons.
Speaker 4: And of course John Vargus again helping us out. We're
Speaker 4: I think that's it for us. We're heading back to
Speaker 4: Lax just in case someone needs a pick up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're gonna We're gonna do pass by and see
Speaker 6: if Eddie Pepatona is still screaming. Oh, I was just
Speaker 6: gonna say, if you want to subscribe on iTunes and
Speaker 6: give us a review, all that stuff, it always helps.
Speaker 1: The more reviews you have, they give you things, or
Speaker 1: they make you.
Speaker 5: Popular, and you start earning money eventually.
Speaker 1: And then you your self Estee goes up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a spring in your step, that's all we're asking.
Speaker 1: And then a natural spring in your backyard.
Speaker 5: Just for the price of feeding a child every day,
Speaker 5: you could listen to our podcast.
Speaker 1: Do you want to make more money at home?
Speaker 5: Sure, we all do. Do you have a broken TV
Speaker 5: and oor VCR.
Speaker 1: TVVCR repair, gun repair, childcare?
Speaker 5: I have a Sally Struthers robot at home that needs repair.
Speaker 3: She's on the corn.
Speaker 5: Oh it's Sally struthers Her. I'm so shad. I haven't
Speaker 5: done any in commercial in such a long time. Get out,
Speaker 5: Get out of rfl CAE. She's gone. Now we should
Speaker 5: look good. Though she looked good.
Speaker 1: We just keep doing this for like two hours.
Speaker 3: Like it's not a good impression at all. Nothing's real,
Speaker 3: Nothing is real.
Speaker 5: I don't know which way is up.
Speaker 1: I have a little bit of the heady. I was
Speaker 1: at the birthday party for too long, and now I
Speaker 1: have a laughing headache kind of feeling.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel that way too. I'm a little like
Speaker 4: I'm filled with energy but it's not usable.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And also I have a bit of a headache.
Speaker 14: Yes.
Speaker 1: Also, I love Jesse Ventur.
Speaker 6: I love that impression of Jesse Venturer so much that
Speaker 6: the fact that he knew my Was he the one
Speaker 6: that knew my name?
Speaker 5: No, that was Gary Pucy, Yeah, yeah, he said, And Karen,
Speaker 5: what's your name?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: James is a talented man.
Speaker 1: He's amazing, He's brilliant.
Speaker 5: That was a great guest and this was a fun episode.
Speaker 5: I'm glad we did it together, Karen.
Speaker 1: I'm me too. Let's let's say we'll do it again together.
Speaker 5: Hey, how about next time I drive?
Speaker 1: This sounds great next time on?
Speaker 3: Do you need him right?
Speaker 1: Did you fart at the end? I?
Speaker 7: And ah?
Speaker 1: You want to way back home?
Speaker 2: Either way you want to be there, doesn't matter how.
Speaker 1: Much baggage you claim.
Speaker 2: Give us time and a turn and al and gay.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off in style. We wanna
Speaker 2: welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her?
Speaker 7: Was it fine? Now?
Speaker 3: Porn?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?
Speaker 7: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need.
Speaker 15: A little?
Speaker 3: A little.
Speaker 5: With Karen and Cress
Speaker 13: Yah